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M -f [nSIMfw 4 I i . r n Eî^ [ p ' •' ■ " i '■* * ff », tv.« f® •*p ■WMi* A ' •«.*! • I / <41 mm* VOL. V. do* MB««** ¥0. $8, MIDDLETOWN, NEW CASTLE COUNTY, DELAWARE, SATURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 30 , 1872 . "" «> " '» j a » CHEAP STOUEll 1IA8 Jl'ST JlKCKIVKt) A I.AItnE AJÎD ' Wll.bHRI.ECTBI, STUCK UK UUUIlS CONSIMTIXU, I!« I'AItT, UK pRT GOODS, NOTlOtfU, G ROC Kill ES, ROOTS, fl/IOES, fiA rs, cm rs, Qf/RBXSWAKH, WOOD ,f- WILLOW WARE. EARTUES it- STOSE WAUE, j I FISH, HEATS, /,7. UKAIIV-MUMi CLOTHING, , A. A090, AUF.XT Full I fT^NAMAKER & DROWN, Aoi in fact everything usu^.ly krj.t In JFIEST-OLA.SS ÇOÜNTRT STORE All uf ,pl i«|) w*4u|.l»,U «I* •"« to lltll.r you I'ALL ASD E.VA. VISE. V., t #o vtuitut FOR SHoWIX'l ROODS TEKMS CASH ! ! ! J. F. ELIASON, Cheap Store, Middletown, Del. iff IT—If J. TITOS. UUDD. »rrenuoft GEO. W. INGRAM & CO. Broken dc Real Estate ÂgeuU. j «•Mill or MAI» AMO ( AM STHKXT», { Middletown, Ueiawarr, WIU. ATTKSU I'liUMKTt-V TU Till' ( Ul. LECTION UK HOTBS, »RAFTS, BILLS, &e. dec . 1 i j/pOOTIATR LOAN«, rb'BCÜASK. A K'-t.t, STOCKS ON COMMISSION, Aud offer for «ale Valuable Real Estate. CttDimirinc «oroe of tb©tno«t drairiiMc Farms ott 1 th© Peninsula. 1 •I». . ; I Correopondence l>y mail e^lic^tr^. Refer by persps^ion to tho following named ■«hONKa: " * on. R. C. Holiday, Rec. of State, Au^uj. - W. nT'lwgltolx, Memphis k Ki Paso Pacific liftllroad, îf. Y It. Atkinson, llhtiVer f 4l bi»i4'i *■ V. Hon. Richard Schell, 5W WHÎ! •* V " ' Col. Dlanton Puncnn, Louisville, Ky. Q«o. Hoir, Adj. Uenrml, Italtinmre, Md. Boyfert, McManus k ('•. Philadelphia. A«a. Robert Patterson, " rxorch IT—tf THE IMPROVED FLORENCE. THE BEST SEWING MACUINK MADE. 1ht**|< nucliluc that malm r.uir itiB'v.cut •ûlchn I Tbe only nwctiine llmt foalvu. the ehiia (tie work il, Th* only maeblne lhst w ill move *aj direc.iun desire,! ! amt the only nuu-hlne l,i„. ha* • Mlf-suUuellng leniiun. Tltrse uilvantages ooabtiMd With ease, rajildity and Iiuielm-s* ul «aatbm, together with the licsulv and iiuallijr of H* work with recent tmpruvenien.s render i. the ■loot dairalde, dumtile and twst KsmlljrSew - iag Hoch las to tho world. p0r- Agents wonted In every county. WILSON * PENNYKAUKEII, Manager», opr 17-3auf 112.1 Chestnut Bt I'lillad u. E» T. EVANS, WH0LK8ALB * llBTAIL DEALER II FLOUB AND FEED. Jim E. T. EVANS, GRAIN t£»f}HSBION MIDDLETOWN, DEL. fiwtM MERCHANT, *.* Notice TO TH E PUBLIC ! I i S. M. REYNOLDS, Nq. 1, Cochran Square, OFFEES TO THE BUYING PUBLIC,! .TU. r. I, 1 ' r'*. /,7. 4 L/C AU (MS î : ./ ,/• i.v /:.;7 r-n/ i is v citlt.niiKxs ri>. /•u/-/.E\> lu.in I tltltS UAt.ll.itK: .yri: > nr i n r u . ■ Ki-:n*i:rs u / !/<//>'i until :il tv c.a ! I. I A. v.v t } /; /;/,• »r/: i /.*, r:n tu/; t /* ! BOÜIS, 4 K 3 .GO to $ 5.00 peU* pair, __ vn . Ti-r, . T.-v 'nnnrpQ "St I ü x Taa-iL'Lo, Mt*ra. .h>hn Ä. /U -I Co ChM^hoi, I»h. Sim.h : —I Imvc Lccii iiotucol L\ \oiir Agent .it Middletown. Mi J. It. l oan , id t'n lit.- imr it« of your I'Annr Ci ami on (oru thi« »|»rin(r, * II ihwrfutlv u-Mifv tlmt tin* rouit« have fur ! vxvwM in v vkiHA mtiiiii*. t I rotiMder that your (luimo :* the hint IVrti- ! II-it I Imve used, mid my vx Hrii-nre Im» not hècu in unv wav limited. *! «hl.ll mukc lit,* ml i use ot it on future crops, arid shall use it this I J, It. I IMS î »UK, >li fillet., «.), Del. R EOIKTEK'8 IIITICK, New C'iutlct'uimly,()elo ,,-r ISth, Iv,-!' Upon Ihs application of Elixu l*,-evrc,tx, Ad minlurairit of J„„„s Iwereuv. I tv of Saint Ueure.-s Hundred, in ,.,i,l Cmmiv, U,e,used : it is order, 1 „,„1 dire,-ted lev tl„- U-gl :,-r that the Administra.-ii ale,.-said, pi, -el'll-, • era,, ting uf better? of Admit,istrati,,» „pm, the Ks I lute uf ihc tk , ri*u«e»l, with the ih»t»* ui grunting it, siv^uf lie, most put,lie plan,-, of tl„- t'ounty of New ruHtfi-, u.iuiriuu »II |ht«uii« linvloi? «I© maud« ugftintt the Ksuie, to |»rc«©nt tli© »«me, ...provided** loin* inserted wiihiu Hie «»nip jicrtod in ihc .Middletown Transe-Iipt, u new,pn|K-r puhlislu-il in Middletown, and la I* vuntlnued then-ln two ; V/> HO, S f \ a/: \rs ' c) Mt <t. iXS r r » \j et ». jjeN'B HEAVY t,o îti- 1.00 per pair. • U ( > ^t. .0(1. : « Un 11. .ivy V, inter V., t ! I.id lu cent*, ■ ir un ludii RETTiiNED AND I.Af K FlIUE't. And iL-tifL m * 1 HOOTS, CAM ! El! EN LIT M . ! • • » anud. 19 Ter Cent. Dbcop.o ON l»K!.tVtC for Casli ou .7 TO FARMERS. • lise fiilhtttiiijr I tli* mt • I |>r--m We hup«- that ,011 «lud» their itl. The«! l-Udl.k' *' ., I! î • vith. W attention ad. I«V ttti !... »lit call \ î ateini'iit huent thi ;«•; • t. j { 1 H I r. j 0/t. " P di- j a:. \\ tttk ill -, Odefsa. ami Mii'DLMtj',.- Pd. July 1 "»tli. 1«T2. V f - I'/iiliiilcl/ifiio. M' f '. *. -I"/lit S ft A A (, nth • v!t ! •• J It 1 . 1,1 « I •lit, Ml J. It. Foard. • , town, •« d I'acilic (» 1 .- ol ' t'l'iiuj'. - I «'ti,' hauftill tu ^ I'ruiH three to t luUllcclt ' i plied it tu mv con: - rat« « three hills. 1 have t een fa inii si: hundred \( r afV, ft.,-1 during ll.al time h; deal nl T*h( « phalc » hm» *1 1 without any 1 thuuyh «!„ - as much cur - ul land fui tl |«HNl (•rent ; f vhfiutM kinds. ! till: 1 ip to the pr* -■•« nut - ; I ! j 1 any ! ever ii i©d. j It It I th •t took as d ». ti ■ d half Mild ID-1ke tint h is where I upplh vou will utilv keep up the stand liier, I in ; than tL*i (itmtiu nil of your ferti* ist ainuiitit here. I. (TH lilt AN P . !.. Yours truly, mil tv hen t. Aug. 2 I—If. Registei''s Oyder. - atildo fiy and Se«l ofi Office , at New ('»«tie, , th© d«v and year It. (»IMit», Rogister. (liven under Ihe lutnd HBJIof the Ucyister nforrsai I in New rustle county aforesaid, above written. NOTICE.—AH persons havir-g claim« ngniiist tho Estate of tbe d 4 .*(-s>D>ed must present the same, duly attested, to the .\dministr,»irix,oii or before October 15th, 1873, or abide thu Act of Assembly iu such case made and provide»I. ELIZA PEVKUELX. Adcnr'x. Addre«)—MtJ Plc.uant, Pel. Oct. ll>~ -iuos W. H. Moore 1 I Si COMPANY. MIDDLETOWN, DEL. Ilavo received a very large and well selected Stuck uf Gouds, contesting in part uf DRY COUDS, sorm ss, JIATSAXD VACS, DiiUfS ASH SHOES, WOOD ES ,(■ n't I LOW- It. I i OCEESS-WAtlE, IIA HD- II I/.'/;, C HO!' Ell I ES, run I ISIOSS ,fr I ALTY. ! a ,„„i ikuihw steH, ..f \ ivniui ltrorliu Simula it $ less 1 i; ri " ««• r Aioll. Also, 11 VCl V hanrlsomo line of Striai Silk nndtvoolen Slmwln, ! °* " dl,,dl "ill lie Sol<l at 0.\- vi fiy-<>|]|t>|y low l.|'t.*'*s I '* '' j ! as j i ! AGENTS , ro* Tin: GREAT INDUSTRIES GKJSiAl 1JN D UalKlXiO I OF THE l'NITEI* STATES; it AN l„STOBH'AI., l 'MMA,tV UK TUB UllHilX, ulto" ti, AM. ft u»'t:.T.ov Of mr . Miff ! ' i'l* atrial AKTS ..I 11114 ,.1 vritv. This work i - :t enmi-l.-n- history „fall bran du» ot tiidimtry, pn»n**HE of nmnulat tur»*, etc., inalluu«-«. 1 1 i> ,» »•«n.plci.* cm-y.-'I u|h-.Ii<i of arb j i»nd iimnutacturc*, nml u* lliv mont < un r tuning ; «•»•! . 1 of iuforumiiou on Mil.je t* ot * pemral int«rc*t (^t*r »»fi.l to the pul-lit. It in h ! iidnpled to thu wftiti« of tin- Merclmul«, Maiiu t fm tur-r, Mu-hunk, Furiucr, .stud» ut ami Invin ! tor, uiiu ^11 to l oth old nml young of all dus *»•*, Tin* Ldok t *ohl l.y urcih«, who nre inuk i in« Inr^i* »..I.« in all part« or the «ountrv. It M I • Ifen-d a. the lew pi in- of Sj.SU, uud i. Um- , ; clictttM'iii I k » vit ,*old Ly mih«cri|>tioii. No 1 family should fit- without n copy We want j Agent« In ©very town ot the I nih-d Stute«, nud j no Agent can tail to do well with this hook. , Our terms ,,ru liberal. IVu give our agents the ,-s, lusive right of territory Ooe of uur ugeitis | »old lu:t roplcs In eight .lays, :f;lhtl»-r sold :t,ttt in two »«-Ii*. Uur agent In Hartford »„Id audio *'" k - ^l 11 " 11 " "* ■ 1 tfiv work n-nl m apeuts , | «« reaupt ut stamp fur circular, and terms m 1 it ; „«ettls addrws the publisher., : J- «• ju Hit * IIVI.K, ii.Hford t;«.,«.. I j «l.tr»«.., III., Mr < inriusst <. Uhl... Ks- I u.-t, 19—:tia | I A I ! of j iW.Ä JUJlbHi X j «I©- _ I | * p'-ÄfüfiÄtä'KSs 4 Ä jsz ; ihc ing CAN apply to ' ' H. M IIIA ,Ni ii.liS. j two Middl.-iowa, Del. <= f,a "M. HKiM'b S ' ! I • ' til»' : ! A I.AUCi: ASSOUT M I.NT OF ■ ■ CLOTHS, CASSIMERES. AM) COATINGS w î set ' I ! ! ? A L«0 A IIKAVY STOCK OB' READY .MAUL] CLOTHING l' VT'V. • I'lcnso ntll und oxamitto 1 dur Sh, cl, Ijçlut'c DtirditiKing t,-h-1 1 wltere. Ui-tul.- r I j j « ROOK I t ' ; 1H00 PAtiKS and ftOH KNH H A VINHS | XVrlttcn tiy i(l ICmliirut Aiitltor«, liir|ii(tt t *R j JOHN It. Got Gil, LKON » tr t I.DW \HD ID-\\1.,\\D 1 JO* It. LYMAN. Hr v , E t'DV I N It.VJ.L, llliHACK • HKI'I.KV, 1*1111.11* Hiri-KY. AJ -ILMT It III.« HANK » . ID HKHKIVS, Kir' ft, P Nuv. Hi— If. 00,000 PEACH TREES, Extra Bizo and Quality. Other Fruit Trees, Pwarf nn»! Standard. 50.000 Hluid© Trees for Street Planting. 80.000 Evergreens, fbr Lawns and ornamental Hedges. Address J. PEItKINR A PONS, Moorestown, N. J. I .Nov. 1U—Iw.J Circular* Froc I ! I ASSUAGING SORROW. ' . lit,and ' ' pfifft Çoflr!,;. TUR ISKXUW« VVTVllK. 1 know not what uinj Wfall uir, teml hangs n mist oYr my «•»es, And uofuni.eflvh »tep of my onward way, He make# new »cour« to i ii© ; And ©very joy he nctidU me, coined As n sweet and glad surprise. I see not a step before tue, As 1 trace t Hut the pant is stilt in Cod s keeping, The futur© His mercy shall ehcer ; And what looks dark in the distance, .May brighten ait I draw near. For |H*rliaps the dreaded future lias less bitter than I think, The bord may sweeten the water Hefore I stoop to drink ; Or, ifMnrnh must he Mm ah, lie will stand beside the brink. It may bo Ho has waiting. For the coming of Somo gifi of joy * That my life ran only tremble Uitli the thanks I ninuot sp<*ak. My heart shrinks back from trials Which the future may disclose, Vet I never had a sorrow Hut what the dear b 'I the coming tears back, hi."i*©red words, ''lie knows. tiny «if the year : feet, rare tdessedness, strangely swo«t, 'I, l rhow ; And I With the So I go in I would I would rathe Than go alone in the light • I would rather walk with Him by faith, bv sight. , not knowing; , il I might : walk with Coil In the dark, T han walk a! no» mi; ui iti un i-oiii't iiki:iii:i) Ain.it-.; Tl.l' riMII.IKA. ♦I. Alfred Brimmer, Ksq 1 wb» Iwvc 1,«- Il b r- av-^-.1 of tbeir relative* Imp., Ill) ngm'l thing to inlrnduci- into hi. ' ! vi Inn! iimcit fi fifty (Cilia worth uf il.-alh I notice, t«.c e»iabli»liiiii'iil »houhl contribute j gratuitously half a dollar'« worth of mor as, his j,ap- i- would not nl • the must popular v, hii-1 • f--r particular ... ! mcliiiii holy inlclligi'u'-" I-, the public, And Mr iiriiiiiu-r lightly estimât.- 1 iffat, as most in-» spaii- r u-a-fi i s .. I . lake a ,, ' would b»!e bmm ofin ad «• ia t; \ I I'*nj»Ii«li , n < 31 j literaturu u:; at taliiiii? character. i Mr Brimmer s, ell ,-tud an arrange meut with Ids 1,1. ! v wilt. I. it was ! agreed that Mr (lit : In'uld t ..ko a posi tion ill the office fur a abort time, and , whenever a death notice arrived he should I , immefiiau ly endeavor to grind out some vcr.es expresive of the situation. •• You in, lersl-iu 1 M r (tit " explain- 1 '•«IBri.ter, • that when (he death of an ' I individual is aitnoune.-, I, I want you, a, ' it were, to rl.eer the afflict, d fan,fly with the resources of u ur noble art 1 ~i«fi 1 J ^ ! ' h( , fitun|i „i,„' • v :„ 0 or two afciit t!„. rorn>** %vlii.-l« will «ccm to xpn "ion -f tin motion of tbe | !,»*i r t » uf t !»<• 'i t " " ne.uL» ui ni» • ' "e "To lighten the gloom, it. a eertain sans-'. I suppose." said Mr. OU. '' ITci'idly ' Lighten the gloom Do | not inouru over the departed, but rather |„Ue a joyous view of death, v.Uel., «fier n m ( u Wt . n . | >u * ... j 1 ' j if ' Tin rL-f«>r«- I I ; ,r ' u ** L 0 ; l r m liltrilun, I ot would nd.'lJf V"U to touch tho heart in h tritiL*M of thu ufllieti*«! With a tender hand, . i f »r iiM-mo© to divert t » . i » n,, .' or. m t.imu,, to uiicrt tk ir miml» from the contemplation of the hor rors t)f tho tomb. M •* 1t..f r *iîn fr«»i.nK***nond«nev 1 mi »none Um- , , tjf, ,h, dr lb, nei.M i, ' PF No 1 nnu 'I u 11 « • ;, i i j " d list So . And tit tbo same Unto com nud j bine elevating m nttnieltt with Mt-prae , infurnmtion us vou ©•m obici'i from the , ',! .. ' * ,* , | ,,lc aaVertuciuout. 1 urow a giainogr ol in poesy, for instance, over the common., pluco details of everv-day life of tho de , j I'eople are fond of minuta de m 1 . . c f , lU .,.p u , f „. acrtplt n l-u t. ,u ! tuts pur I po»« may be obtained from the man who trings tho notice In the office ; other, you „lay readily supply front your i longiert I tion ** ! •• I'D throw off »lu.ua.,» said Mr. Ott, j " in »uch a manner that people will want I their fiicticf » to diu for the sako of the noi trv " ; " »«» 'r«"** '••»î«'** ' " triku ft bright view of the matter ahvay». j Make thu sunshine of smiles burst through j, lu t 0 f ttm l if wu don't „take lha " Morning Glory" hum around ! among th„ mourners of this town, n.y name U not liriuttner' 1 ' Ho was rifflit It did hum. Tho next day Bamington Ott wenf on, doty, and Brimmer ran down to the sea shore for a breath of fresh air. All' through the day dcath-uoticoi canto pour Ing in, and, when one would roach Ott, he would »cito it aud study It up to ns certain particulars Then ho would rush I tality ©i;tii • unco hoc ' til»' Cull Vi V ID'''' *■!' tll-lt ■ - pu! -hr:,! r Ill t than in itif-oioati fatty , tit. r fiitt !. - ■ ill -it,tog I!, ■ largest supply ; great,- t numb r of suH tin- j"it: :i .1 w J ..t î set iLc î 1 * ' Si Mr. I Would, :, ! nil 1 *i i » it tn » 1,1 t XJu l »1 ft : : ; î i : î 1 t L :t t ho it!, :» t utt y fit f, cu - -;tu try p »* ! for a short time, urj < • Iu ffivc him pLnnatu tit l' riI V'" cntployiM ill" J.l.iti r.v'im l tu t liir itii t! A " ui liiii'l v Id* «••nl ! *r ! Mr. lb'Diinctuu Utt. •*>iii»trti>*t**r »»f vt*r »LtriliiPcl t «.«. who ha 1 f, jn .'iitly the columi. ' f what 1 1 poems •rt-d I • f.»!»ti liuti« 1 1 lid on l | be the » up iliira, leck liimacU in bis room, tike 1 down hi« rhyming dictionary, run bis fin- i per, gera through hia hair, and buck away i;alf ( au hour at n piece of paper until lie con- | •idcred that he had that poetry in a shape which would moke the Mriekeo family 1 feel proud of the corpac. When Ilia day's work was done Ott went home with n eon riction tli.at the " Morning Glory" lind i finally robbed death of it* terror*, and j made life comparatif! j' valuclrii. In the morning Mr. Olt proeeodud ! enlinly to tlio office for the purpose of cm-I balniing in sympathetic versés the memo- l ft'a riea of their departed ones. As lie came I near the cstablisliuient bo observed a| crowd of fivo or six thousand people in ; front of it struggling to get into the door, not Clitnbing a tree lie overlooked the crowd, pent and poqla see within the office tho clerks selling papers na fast as they could handle soon tbcni, while the tuob pushed, and jammed and yelled, in frantic effort* to obtain com. s-thn presses,» the cellar mean- thii while clanging away like mad. I'pon the curbstone tn front of him there was tl ,| ie line stretching down lha street fq t Mr j sqnares, each man engaged tn reading the „', " Morning Glory « uh an earnestness Sm that Mr. ( It had never before seen dis- , played by the patrons of ,I,at sheet. The „„j bard concluded that either Ills poetry hud Tllu I "! ue,, f d a chord ";p r°P- is ! I l oeeijrred in !" " PP ! 7 T 1 ° CCUrred "" m ° 'I ,,ar '* r ° f ,1,c ! ' 11. went around to the back of the of fiec and as. ended to the editor, »I room. 1,a V the »»m-tum lend ,,0, .voies were honni w » 1 1 n n. Mr OU de ' . , , . . ,t , t ternr.m I to ascertain tip* cause heforo cn , h ». • i » • , , i*o term*? ilf <iM tin» 'I \ finir m»!, i)inriri£ ,v * * , , .il r it by the m Ic door, ho mounted and peep ' ' uV ' r through the transom There rat .Î Alfn 1 Hriminer, h'dding i in both hands. ,rl " 1 '' 11,0 fl ' in B c win,-h grew in . î«.-! t.i ' s<-nil>le a gignnlic gun-awa'i. uf liiin *ny ; "My name is Metlluc, sir—William Melîluc! lam brother of the late Alex nndi-r Mctiluc. I picked up your paper this nioruing ami perceived an ntiiraceau« insult t > my dccrascd relative, mi l Î have conte around to demand, sir, what you m-au by tin following iufuniuus language: is his ; , 1 T1..S ,s simply diabolical! Mv Into hru theT bad no wait iipon his nose', neither u I ink wait, not a green wart, nor n cream , ! v, art, nor a wart uf any olh-r 1 ,- -I", It i. « »lender. It is a gratuit..« insult to my family. -,.d ! distinctly want you I«; «ay what you .tail by sgeb con duct i 1 , -ii!- ..i. *• Heallv* »aid Biimmor, ** It i - ,,,, . ., . ,, , . 11 » lh, f ,s ''°J r ' We , u an incendiary miscreant, «lion, 1 trusted ( a, a brother lie shall be puu.sbej by ,,he , "'J 0 ,"'' b ' md fu . r ,!l,s ra ,j;; •> P'f • I , A " f "'' 1 , Mr n :, ' vf "' ' ! ,c , ' 1 " nr, l ,ld " «"""J™,'- tka 1 eu!Tt ' r fjr,l " s; 1,0 «»'"0 j M 'S 1 " ,low could ' know ' murmured Ott, | ' ',' ut , ! hcro *7. 1 ' i " , ' ,<dr ' " ' l,at , *h« eorp-e j ' 1,aJo ' a I'" 1 , 1 ; "; ,rt ? '. . U! ".' 1 ' u knuw "! man named Met.Iuu, au, lo find one an 1 1 L tboepht all the Met.Iu * linn. 1 hl» I e ... Vf irr, gula.iti. . iu families" j .. And whoi said another man, add res*-1 in»? the . lit »r. " nutliorixcd y«u to print i | this bMeou» »tuff about my »lccca«o»l ».mV I lit) you moan U> say that it was not with ; J . • t ; 1 ' y«ur authority that yonr low comedian J«--rlcl « H > „> y adver tls. meut «!,-■ f-d | lowing .caiiJaluU. buile-pie . Listen *° I Hus: - Willie hul a purple monkey , limbing mi a -tick I I An-l wh.u !»»• -o !.. ! tk jMi.it all utr, it mad ; I I 'm, .l. uth! v *1» k Vtl(| jn j lulll> j,,. , 1 ,\ * 1 . -„„ke* inlii^hml » \ {1 1 1 „I ,, it , - t-rtli ml rent into n I • t- * Ant \i • 1 i l t»!., no moi .■ 'lu II shoot Id« netcr w f.li hi« little wuod-u ismi ; • Audio.).. he'll lui.Mlio pus-;'« tail, and ( j„.;k hrr wnvl for ion. The puss,., si.. stands out straight; the guu n laid «*ide : J The monkey doe*n t jump around, -iiiee little , Willie died. ol . . Ihc utlcry a troeiuu, ehnraet.rof tbls balderdash will appear when 1 say thaï W illioni was tweutv-yeurs old ; that , | 10 „ever bad purple monk. y on a sti -k -, , , . » ck ,1 su 1, -i 1 hin- ■ tlmt bat be tuur »utk. I su, I. a tl in , that he never fouled «.111 cals.! that be dieel of liver complaint " "Infamous! utterly Infamous !" groan Ud tic editor, as be cast his eyes m'.-r the . lito-s. " And the wretch who did this «till live* ! It is too iitu. li !" " And yetwhimpered Ott to liinm-lf* ' "j ' ^ w*'". *" ' «liocr ihc atllieted futmly with the r*'s»)ur cc* of my art; and 1 certainly thought the idea about the monkey would have : that' cflc.l, wmebow. Somehow. It i* . n.y ungrateful."' ' dust then there «ra» n knock at the ! door, and n woman cutered, crying. on, " Are you the editor?" .be inquired of! sea j Brimmer 1 All' *• W^-wcll,*? she said* in a voice bro- j ken hy '.obs, " why, what d'you mean by ! • publishing this kind of poetry ub-bout I ns- ! Johcny't M-my name is Sui-mith, and j I wlt-whco l |oo];cfi Ibis ui-morning for tho | And tilt; •' Moruilli? I ! lory" Wli. »cnit* f Li.'* bul l Lead I nr She Utt heard one { " The lie )!h •;< ' »mult- A l» \ ,udi r Mt (.Hue, ! roira-t. I .. ,t thi'kcd e h î r t mid a NuiiDtt X ;»:■• II An 1 ! h-»d;t j.in!; wart No d u! i he in hupjiier dv Ovt r Ihe lliv fiicn !• hi/» nose. dlittff bjure, the ever jfi-w I that hi t ftir.i • info ivt ly ut (jimrter p.i-t four. Pi ! i 1 notice of Johnny!* <1-death in y-yonr pi i per, I saw this awful, wicked v-v'erio : | face ( •• P«* doctor» tackled Johnny fimHk- I | They Mistered aud they bled flifo; j With sou ills and anU*bÏÏl»oua pill« j ti*" »liiT i tu , j 1 And trEd to move I.!» liter : ' Uni all in sain—nil little rant , i Woo »a|M o'er tbe rlrtr." lion j •• It*a false ! false ! that's what it ia. | °f Johnny only bad one doctor. And they | If ! didn't try to lu-movc Ilia liver, nud they l° didn't Id-bleed him lii.i} bl-blister bim ft'a a wicked falsch cod'd lid yen're a hard hearted brute f-f-for printing It!" " Madam I ab»!l go craiy if you eon ; tinuc," exclaimed Briuimor. " Tbia is not my work. It is tbo work of a ser pent whom I warmed in tuy boloji, and whom l will sUy with tuy own hand as soon as he comes in. Madam, (lie mis crible outcast Shall die!" ..Staange-atrange !" mused Ott. "And thii m ,„ ? old me ° t0 oom bi.o elevating „(.„liment with practical information. If ,| ie information concerning thesquillannd j no , practical, I hiv. miaunder „', ood qsc 0 J lhst fford . And if young Sm - |th didn q lltTC fo.r doctors jt was an , lutrogo . oug | lt , 0 h «(t j|, cm , „„j t g ougbt t " | uv0 excited his liver Tllu , L'j, t £ oug | (t Ott, ■■ tbit human life is sacrificed to carele.çgess.' 1 1 At this junr'urc the sheriff entered, hi. ! brow clothed with thunder. II« had a «W. " M«* 1 »« «««jr*' in hl * 1,a ! ,d '. »I« appro.ol.e4 the editor, and, ,,0, .V hat" 1 ,^, 0 °» "k^y of my , ,, * woe. anu tell uic tue name of the writer, , , ...*,, i*o tli nt I can chastise in in. , r ,, The edit r ree l as follows : i will, this I mao my for wo the on We have lost onr little Hannah in very painful In inner asta-d, " How run tier liat.h suf* j ÄtÄl riporlcil fier aunt go. ! . , 1(l ,ui,rii-l. I tbe Wiili ih> grid ilmi slw supported, for It made j la - it-cl forlorn. j • her Cither who 1 ,,li I If consequence of this infamy 1 ; t^ withdraw all the couuty advertising from | A man who could trifle in i aim r with the feelings of n parent is # *avngc an 1 a icouadrcl !" \s the sherilt went out, lit immer placed his head upon the table au l groaned. p "Renliv." Mr Utt reflected, "that ; person must be deranged. 1 tried in his case to put myself in his phtco, and to 1 write ns if 1 was mio uf the family, nc curding to instructions. Thu versés nre beautiful. That allusion to tho grief uf u her auttl parti-iilarly, s.-emed to tue to be von lia; : y It expresses violent emotion 1 will, a t -dkithms eombinaliud of .waetm-.s and farce. These ,.« -rdu have no soul - no appréciation of the beautiful art." , While tile poet mused, hurried ** C P* ! weru It curd uihju thu ©tuir», ou I in «1 mo . »1 » 1 . 1 , î „I, .„out a nil' lle-nirod man »lashed in ah- » . 11 , . ■ .» 1 rublly. and, seising Rr.mmei . scatfred ( ha lr , l-omu-l bis pro.trate bead ,,he table three er four time« w i.h onus d • -rahle force. Having expended the uo " k-ncc of In. -'loot,on in this manner, he | j held the editor, bead down w.ib one hand, .baking it occ.stou.lly by way o | einphasia, and with tb* other l.*nfi »cued j ,bi/paper and «aid: "! "V«f o-J reprobate. Yot, 1 unsy.npalle-tic ml disgusting vampire I You hoary-IteaiLii uld ghoul. "hat j d>1l mené by putting such stuff a, this in your vile »bed about my deceased son i What d you mean By printing »well awful I .|o-fr**rt-l a* tl.i«* you depravd nml U»^, ; lut»: ink-«lingor vinbcc»*o old »jui.l-. ' , c v | drtver, yo ■nl, : *° I wll ". r 'è 'th* lluîi.t K-lswa l-u.*, and th. vo-d ,. ,i,mer a And He -, I; .,ddle-l,n r -. I, unhle around >■. ilmt iu winter. wli- u Hu* *«*•«• and the >lu*h. i ; Ihn . *. M-r-d hi - Ut ImW 1.» I. ' Hi, Lrutlui AMi-iims • an k*»» *»ut w nil J.»nc And vi it f.u- p'- « with hii fled .... . , , , , > ... . lril |, t- * *' 1 - vou ;'h ul Mr.nldii.- | lhu*»s! HI instruct >•<*« about slush ! Ill i l *tift'»liten vour insane old intidhet on the ~ ■ . Wi i«„ln. r\ior* ' \YI.»r • Mibjeet of «ttiKitlff woodpuktr». ^ Hat y-m know about dann and Arten..., lU Yvrctclmd buecnnotT. von doBpirahlc the • , ,, f |.;„„|i,h language! (ir, out J .. , ,, VM1I nll . „ ' wtth n »b*d . I H carry you u III a Itenrae, before I'm dun« with you, you do . „1 ,t,t,, lunalic !" j ! (|ft | lc visilor r , gate llu- c, i, -t » •■; ' • ' 1 " ' -, gainst tbe laid -, W b.-n ihc cxere.se «as ended Mr Brimmer explained mid ap„l „.anner, promis be r -t I»"" « 1 a" B * 'ht* same tut 1 P a chance tu pummel ' B. the . "The treachery of the man" murmur this e, 1 the poet, "is dreadful Didn I he dc f»iro me to throw a plamour of poetry over ' cmnniouplaco detail«? Hut f«>r that 1 ' T" woodpecker »ml bug« nud other ihildrcn of nature. The man objects fn (he r„ murk »bout the »led. Can't tho idiot i* . know that it was necessary to have a ' rhyme for bed? Can h# supposa that l , the could write poetry without rhymes? The man is a lunatic! He ought not to bo at of! Urge!" , , 1 Hardly had fl» indignant and cncrg*tie bro- j parent of Bartholomew departed, when a by ! man with red hair, and a forocion* glare I i n hia eyes, entered, carrying * club and and j accompanied by a savage lookiog dog tho | "I want to see the editor, be ihoutcfi. And we «#f »*• Wli. a* «nrh î Htilefcvt.11 h, Ik ii sheriir. She •ui to cure if Lu never fit:;ilea lU'rtlly dm: t hu|*c to lic.ivtu, nt the curly li wc K ttjjc of Seven { F u tient I durti off >t eleven. ) where she'll never mure have jmin.' •As yuur paper. * u r M * . . 7" j "'t mid'lle-njrotl man »lashed in ab- », A ghastly pallor o'orspread face and lie saidV "Thc.aditor i* mrlm." ""ell, when will be be Hi?! ••No! for a week—a month—a ym t forever! lie will more!" screamed llriii.in-r. "He Ihm gun* to Mouth America, with the intea lion of remaining there during the liaUnee °f hia life. J}e lia* departed—In-ba„ Hmi If ï ou *•!,» *o ace him yon had Imiter l«l l° w b' m to the equator, lie will be glad *® c D'"- I would advise t friend, to taka the u»xt boat and HrimnMr'a na, ■* a ■t*rt at unco. "That ia unLrtuuato,.',' aa.fi fi.c will, Ibc golden I.M-k» ; "I called fin the purpose of batlaring him up • let r witb this club." • "Ho will bo sorry," raid Brimmer., aaiwiticalv ; "He will rrgrvt it.l.aing you: I will write to him, an! meutiiilt (bit y»a dropped in." "My name ia MuFaJden," «ail the "I came to break tho bcaJ of • min mnn. mao who wroto that obituary poetry about my wifo. If you don't tell iija ^h»» par petrated the folio win I'll brealt y'*ur«i for you! Whore'« the tutu w!»j wroto this? Pay attention: "Mri. kjcKnddeft has foae from thl* IHb ; .She has left ujl i|s sorrows and caret ; She caught the rueuiuatlsm ia troth of her legs While scrubbing the rdllkr hfaira.. They put mustard plaster* upon hèf in radu, They bathed her with whiskey and run*; But Thursday her spirit departed and left Her body entirely uuntb." "Tho »lave who held the Into Mm. Mo* Faddcn up to tho »con; «fut} unsypathetic wo f |d i; r t|j#t »l^o^jnf? matmer,-- said the editor, "is nntiicu tteiuiugton OfèV itîî hoard« iu llank »treet. fourth door from the corner. 1 would n.lviao you to call on him, and nvengu Mrs. >leKudduu*» wrongs with a judicious intermisturo of elub ali i dog bites, . ' .1™* •««*»• tbe door, is the man who toi I me todt vert Mi-Eaddcii's mind from f-uiti-mpln tion of the horrors of the tomb. ,,li * W»"»*«' w h-> co.;i|s J.-d |- } i- • mnko the sunsliina of M -E.id-l-n'k ■-nil «" IJi-is, through the Icmprst of McFadden'« lea té! If that sorc-hcadcu monster soul-lu l smile over that allusion to ohiskoy nul rum: if those remarks ufiout tbe rheumatism in lier legs could not divart his min I from t^ lc horrors of tin- t-'iul*. vv-,s it my f.,u!' ? Mel'addon growl» . II ■ knows n ' m-iro about the poetry ihm asp -:l-l -uitio knows about the ? i 'rt r Catechism. ' I'* 19 P" 1 '! detcruru.-l tj l .ivo before "».V further criticism- w re male upon his p- rforiitanees. II ju tipod d-,wn from hia chair nnJ crept softly toward llie back staircase. Arriving at tho lauding, lis suddenly encountered Hi i mn -r, who wa* moving off in the same dir eti-m. Thu editor had hardly ..-mgh to utter a prufauc .jo uLti , and to lift hi, hand! li, Urtkc the |>uet, t.u.-ii «„old lad poke-bootiet and silver -poetarlo.au emerged from tbo ami pinned lie editor ., tl.a wufi w. I, the f.rul-of , her umbrella. A fier grind in g h.r lee.l, ! her"weapni^ .. ' " , r . . , , # prostrate form, «ho extracted n '»f » . . . ** ' the ' Morninir Glory from Iter hair, and. (0 -, h , „./„b;,,,; lo r „„., it nlouJ jjj M) It ran iu this fi.hion : | an j <0|1 |t| ||lat v Tl|k „ th . 1L - -' , • ,» ' .... | vuu sorniut ! O, v«»u y<»u williitou» win é, you, tryit.' to break alone widder * heart with *uch scand'lu. lie. as then.' There, you williu ! 1 keiiiuicro to bamd \..u well with Ibis hero umbrvllcr , ^ i<kl . | n -i||i n- v ,„ „„dacioua winor i J , .. V r ' \ t i' k ° !' '« ' , ' ?"* L? 1 * 0 * ,tt * docent, dn*gU»tlti wa^ah 'iio ! U li«il yun ktiow well enough that Aleck «ever hu l n,i l'nl,- J.rrv u „ 1 „ , r |, .,i llA | u v N, n.vr lud uo tioolo in u • **.■■}>ukdirc auyliuw, you wile wrutch you." ' While »ho nuurd ! the editor llm ! / » U 'V; ! 1,111 groped ht« i way down .MW* aud .merged tram t lit: front door. h«*ti Bri miner*» employee* dragged away AleXStlder's ' »»ratid-i? it .*nt and ctirriod h *r «.t r,.rv«rli..^ - k W,]!| tittel »creaming down tbe slrc-.-t, ihc çiltbiT j sent for a carriage and was taken hn'mo ,u bed. from when,ic he arose u weak lalerr earI , . ,| o,. -, |,,-r lino of Itilts ,rv t r • , pariuit um.ilur line of "hit wry po-try to , nt,-r the columns ,,f the -Murniiig Glory.'' Max Adeler, in tbe Now YurS --I,',,. „..1,." fvl t IL» Mvmrs Don't spit-m t he floor, ' °u t s|tt at nil, if you can help It. Dont Inuu hi li your nu:: r.< «ir .out ; don t »it 1 with ymr feet higher than your head i > J- >» dçi|*t cloail your nose, curs or teelh In I l,c prctcnc* of other: ; dot, t eat with your knife; don't a ' blow your no., at the table i don t m.lj l , stpp.ug tea or ca.tng soup a vomil .xe f ; cm ; don t cat f«»t, don t drop orangu at P cc * or peach »kin on the side walk ; dou*| (»»"rtipt other* in con veru tion ; don't nsfi P»ofaoc language; doO t whtoparfactor* a or at concerta ; don t pull oui jour wot«V in church ; dou t »leep In atoceb—natot tho inmUtor I* »»loop ; don I ran fa Mt, but Ryon do, don t » rg»t to pay ; don't borrow yonr neighbor* newspaper. h was y m u I'Jenlv ... .... . ... m y. » .. W II 1 neutiii^ lu rseif ^ t» hii prostrate form, t*ho extraete»! i », §<M , . ''Little AI«X( •h r « dead : him a coffin : lion t have an pood a cltanc« Fur a full ral Olten. Kush his body right around To the PciiH'tcn : Prop him iu the sepulchre Ic Jerry." Wilh hi* t At the end »»f every lino the tndtsrnntit eon-pteror punched the fallen Brim u r's rib* with h r umbrella, and vxclaiiii»*ft : • O y»»u williu! I» v*.u hear that, wretch ! What d'y y..U by writiu «»f mean