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♦ ♦ '4 *5 •~i— MIDDLETOWN, NEW CASTLE COUNTY, DELAWARE, SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 30, 1873. NO. 35. VOL. VI. in ; I I I j at j to to to $cttqt Çoetnj. A LESSON IN HISTORY. A. I». ittoa. Il wit« it «animer evening, Old Mr. Smiili bad coins Fron» »San Francisco, by balloon, To his suburban home — Where, by the «bora of Klamath Lake, Hi« pleasure he was wont to take. He saw hi« grandchild, Coif*sine, While plating at croquet,* Hull something large and «mouth and round To her brother, Henry Clay, And a»k the young sport if he knew Where that queer pabeoeoic grew. The old man Smith stepped up and took The relic in his hand, And shook it till it rattled out A gill or two of sand. " 'Tie some squaw Modoc's skull," quoth lie, " Who fell in the great victory." "Now tell us what '(was nil about, Young Henry Clay inquired ; While on her mallet Collaxine leaned with a look inspired. "Come, tell us who the warriors And why they killed each other here." "It was the Yankees," said old .Smith, "Who made the Modocs Itecikuse they coveted the lundi The red men limited on. It's Some«hat mixed, but all agree That 'twos a famous victory. "Men, babes and women, fifty-three, Followed the Indian chief; One hundred times ns many whites Urouglif Mr. Co to grief ; Ami every red wus killed," said he, 'In the great Mo,lot tic lory "Hut what good came of it at last?" Asked gentle Colfuxine. "Good ? Why, we got their land, you bet The home you And man y a heathen scalp Iu that brave Christian victory. "Great praise our Colonel Killem gained, And eke our Hag. I ween , "Hut did they rend the Bible then ?" Said pitying Colfexiae. "Why, that I cannot say, quoth lie; "Hut 'twas a glorious victory." re liviug in ; j popular Jfliritrllanp. MRS. ROBERT E. LEE. I j of 1 i I This vcoerabU lady, who has been pay ing a visit to her relative Mrs Fitzhugh, in Washington, for some weeks past, has her home in Lexington. During her visit here she has received in a quiet way every ! mark of esteem and respect to which her position as the widow «if tho chieftain of the lost cause, aod her noble and lofty traits of character as a woman, reuder her to etuiiKtidy entitled. . l b. M aabington IlrpuUua» eo.t.tn, the I» I"w,„k aceoun «I an interview with Mrs Jj«e, which to«»k place ou luesday, . . . - 1 , , * St the residence of .»1rs I'ltzhugn . .. , .. f tl 1 . , % Mrs Lee, widow of the late « encrai . . . g. .. to llnbert h. Lee. is a granddaughter of the . wife urG«ur r \y. , b" , gt<.n.t,da daughter of George Washington Parke Lustis,whom : Washington adopted .1 tho age of six mouths Mrs Lee is, apparently, about «*'7 >"" r * «»«8« » » l,ll > wb '*'" ; noble character and Khr,st,an grace. f der her an ohjeot of reverence to »I w hj' ) ,i meut I,or Ifer mind r, cl, ly stored with j()f thv rueollectton. of pair,",," mil) fated. ( and dl.tingut.hed persons «b« will "" ■ be prominent tn our national history » j among our Governnieot » wisest statesmen, and »■>,„« of whom -ere her own nearest kinsmen I. her ehtldhood.lhe home and famtly and associates of the great \ ash* ingtoii and his dignified and beautiful wife were all familiar . ; rite heme of her youth and „tamed life c ( Arlington) *»• built by her father, (.«orge IVaaltingtou Darke Oustis To thie charm iug place she was carried when only cue fuouth ulJ, »ml all (be ansuciatiotis of her | life eenter in and cling to this spot.— : Among t.ie elsssiosl localities which our j Government claillll aa its property Arling- I tou is one of the first, and is aluioat equal | to Ml. Veruon in its histot ieal memories | Here were entertained all the •taleainsn and meu nf letters prominent in our early history. Here all distioguilhed men, for eigner, were iuvited in the uame of Amer jean hospitality, and year after year, as summer rulored her heautiea to tha yards and gardens aod fields of this noble estate. which included tuns limits eleven hundred acres, all American visitors were mad free guests to enjoy tho cool retreats.and free to rxamine the instructive rvlics, hooka and papers there prvieryed. Upen-haodad hospitality reigned at Ar lington. In 1832 Mary Cnati* married Robert E. Lee. Her father, George Washington Parke Custia, dying in 1857, gay. to Mrs. Lae, by hi. will, tho enlir. Arlington oatate. Tha Urms of tbe will vested tha property in her absolutely. Be yood tba atinple duties of an executor, General Leo bad no control of the proper ty. and uavar, either before or aine», aa aumad or attampud to a.aum. a .ingle right of ownarahip. Mr.. General Leo ha. for many year, boon a groat «uff.r.r from inflammatory rh.umattam, and quit, unable to move without asaiaUnoo ; but in her age and af motion aha ha. a nubia and dignified ooun ta nance. Her feature, much re.emble tho.. of M.rtha Wa.hin.tou. With her .ad yet firm .xprea.ion of fao. aod eysa, beautiful aod sparkling with tho uneotn mon inUtlifeoM which ninrk« her conver Mtiuu ; with her almost snowy bsir, fins, •oft, and iu wares and curls, framing her full forehead and ^ covered by her plain widow'* eap. abe tit* before one a grand nnd lovely picture, combining within itaelf much of tha history and glory of the im mortal past with th« modtru events of our history, SO in hia will an obligation that all the slaves on belonging to the estate should ho set free | after the expiration nffive years The ; ; time of their manumission came on in lxtl" I and right in the very height of the war. I General Hubert K Lee, as tbe executor of I the will, summ.mcd these slaves together j at a convenient point within his lines, and gsre them free papers ami passes through the ( uufadcrale lines to go whither they j wunld. Concerning these two great and itnpnr tant facts we have reason to think the «r No one can see this much-suffering Isdy and hear har accounts of her old home and not feel convinced that on the day our Government shall have remunerated the niiatress of Arlington for its loss,and made that settlement with her which is esteemed just and legal by all who fully understand the circumstances of her nbsolutc owner ship of the estate, it will add to its repute for jual and honorable dealing Front Mra Lee herself it was definitely ascertained that not only wos Arlington her unqualified b-quest from her father, hut that Gi-iiernl Lee Merer participated in any way in its ownership or control,i.lwiy» refusing (from scruples not unfreqiient with gentlemen iu regard to wives' estates) to arbitrate in important matters relating to it. and from the termination of the war to the dale of his death lie constantly avoided nny authority, control, right, or itidi-psiidence relative to the estate,and re fused to act concerning it in any way. When Mrs Leo's father died lie made community generally have not been quite familiar. They certainly have nil impor tant bearing upon the case Mrs Lee does Hot u*k to have the entitle restored to iler It ha* become a national ct'inMery . end an nurh »he promîmes, with other fit - ixen», it will ever remain ; hut »lie doe> to expect n reasonable remuneration for the ground Thero am eleven hundred acre» in nil. and nomc two hundred neren of the estate 1 are occupied as a soldiers' cemetery land at tho time of if s lire» a! ••ipition by "f j tho (fovertiment could not have been worth less than two hundred dollars per acre Since that time its value, for various re» T : i I sons, has rapidly appreciated. At the time j of its nominal purchase hy the tîove 1 ment for tin? faintest sort of a song, under tho operation of a tax-sal -, tin i several of Mr*. Lee's friends ready to mnk purchase for her or to pay the into* They P were uot allowed an opportunity to d * either, and more serious in calling in que«- al I lion the validity of the presen» title of the r Government to the land than even high l.-pnl suthoritjr within the litivs of the Guv crnnieut itsvlf. j ' ! wer«* Neither does Mrs Leo regar-l questions ^ |o Vll|illi , lf |he h „ r pr , M . . • . , . « . , ■ 1 , , *., |,. seized, cotinseatd in short, und without . 111 .. , , 1 tl»«? slight«»» remuticrati'in being granted , 1 . 1 t 1 11 to her. Injustice ha* been d«me, nml sh« ► . fft . n „ rnU|| ,i„ verntll( . Ilt , „„ eultghtetKd publie opinion'. « : wi || wr ^ 1 ' The F lr0 ^woman!,„ 0 .| and the i ' f M , , ; revealed iu the Virther fact that she cm f „ rICI , Hpon wh „|„ . .. j ) ,i t ig|e expression or shade of hit'erness. i j()f am , his mlminis,ration ! ( ^ ,,f ■ ,'.„ n , (l , lllirr | y calm mA in j lho . . „ , h „ {tm . ,|,r - . I n,- I ' r ft no^n^ ^ g( .. ^ f whcn , l , ln U „. now fhn rec lilf , nn nece „j,y f,, r other state of thing« ; than that ôf profound peace, amity, and c „ ncorJ brt .J cll ,, 10 No ' rlh ami s.- outh ' - - -- i Modem Egypt. | - : The land of the Khedive is likely soon j to rival in greatness the ancient kingdom I of the l'lurimbs and the l'toleuiies Mod | ertt Kgjpt cannot, it is true, compare with | aneieut r.gy pt iu the number of its in bub itauta. for Diodorus tells us that the latter ' contained Ut), OÜÜ lowus and villages,while j Herodotus says that in tho reign of Amasis there were in Egypt 20, OÜU cities What i succesaive sovereigns, however, front Sv sostris to the caliphs failed to effect, or ac coniplisheJ only iu part, has been omit- j plctely achieved under the rule of tbe Mn dire hy tha opening of the Sun Canal, Alexandria aud Cairo arc fast becoming ! cities of palaces, and the wealth of the country is every day increasing | Weatern prejudice attributes the present ignorance or the Mussulman population ol Turkey to lalatuient, and concludes that ! the religion of Mohammed is a har to all human peogrosa. Any one. however, who ! viaited Egypt ten years ago, and could oow see the vast improvements that have j boon and arc being made by lho Khedive, would at once have hi. prejudice, vary I much modified, if not altogether removed, He would ace the harbor of Al.-andri. tho finoat. probably, in the world, crowd ed with the shipping of all nations, with a new breakwater and new dock, in course of completion, warebouaea filled with cot ton, grain and other agrioulturi! produce ready for export, railway, in operation or in cour.e of construction—everywhere, in fact, the sign, of iucre.sing civUiiatinn and prosperity. He would tee Alexawona itaulf more like a European than an Eat tern city, with it* magnificent building* aud its "Plaos des Consuls," that exceed* in sise and beauty any square to be found in Kurope. He would see tho land, irri gated bv the Nile's overflow or by mean* of mtehinerv. everywhere teeming with rich crop, of wheat, malic, barley, beans aod peas, clover and flax, rice, sugar-cane, tobaeço md eottOQ, coffee, indigo and mad der; «ha garfi'-nt, producing n prient* in May: peaches, plums, anplca, pears and 1 caiuba in June ; grapes, figs and prickly pears ill July; pomegranates, leninns and dates in August ; oranges in ^ October, sweet lemons and bananas in November, and tbe mulberry aud Seville oranges in January. In old times we know there was "com in Kgypt;" now there is also "cotton in Kgypl,' and cotton, too. of the Lest description. Even six years ago there was not less than two hundred steam plows a' Work in cotton cujtivatinn. livery mechanical aid to production has. in fact, been nude u-o of. end <h» r- solt is an enormous increase of wealth both to the people end their ruler. ^ _ The romance nf travel in Kgypt is fast disappearing. A new bridge has boi n re ceutlv built by the Khedive over the Nile, SO that travelers ran now go direct in ear ringos from their hotel to the pyramids without being obliged, as formerly .to cross the river in boats and HnMi the excursion on camels or donkeys The old " dnha | bealt," or Nile boat. I« giving way to the ; comparatively luxurious Nil- steamer, and the charms of that dreamy I'.gi-irean life. floating up and down the grout river, wi.i soon become a memory of the past No more encampment« beneath the myriad stars and the wondrous sky of an Kgyptian night, amidst the labyrinth of pillars, obc lisks and fil'ett temples of Luxor or Mir oak Instead of, as heretofore, passing the night on land under a lent, the travel, «r now shtp* hi* c«»mfortnble berth on i R . , . , , 0i . n a firs -Clus, .. was from 8 .1(1 mo„"t for "tree or four mou, I,.;.. 1"'" : board tlm Klmdiv«*'* steamer, and the Nile in three week«, ins tend of three month*, n* in the palmy day* of the delta bealm During the winter of 1#71, he . I-re tin* ntruiui-r» began to ply, tho price - to JJIJOU cataract, und hack again, can he made hy 1 the passenger Mratiier* on the Nile belong ask cl f. the voyage — milen— I Cairo to IMiilu», a few milen above the first while no •' ing to the Khedive administration at a c "f g -J JO, imduding steamer, living, guide*, and all other necessary expense.—-A*. ./ M. I j i P ar * 1 ; * of th* xum* tlm al * " ul "" ,or , * ' 1, " r t;onchiiian t vu, '' s " *' lV, ' ul vutivcrsuti.M, ».tii . I cuiiimt make » j msjor cl j»u, 1 m- sstj ; 1 must, tlivrc f-iri-. Kivu y.Mi uwitu; you slisll tntirrv Kmiliu lîu.nilninitii» >lo- i Lnvelletio's Wife, ' 'Oil»* d .1 V ,* *• h*« ' r V «"» the Cullllt L lVel let te. 'wir II I III I ;. «il, I '.Hill'd lh>tiu eXpi dite ill We Ta? reijuir* «i order«'d In* tb«* tit to •Jrive along the to* Hotlle- \ j u j j, v , ry band' Do you know ■ |{„i • |,. r . , , , 1 . o«>r:i ifinng to Vinca ► ^. * «ill become, in such a case, of mv f « iJ " w ■' lh"i"e> 1 have no (treat likniR for marriage.' 1 M*n must marry to htv. i "I'^r- 1 * 'hat is the chief aim of life , Killed vu niav he ; well, in that ea.e »'■" «»' »•« »•>' »•«•"» '••>' ««*"■- | j .le-ramp-of a defender of his country i S1 '" have a pension, and may marry ! ■•*««'"!« .-«J N "« "I"' » >l«..tthter of »" «-""Brant that nobody will in have; my wife .. ...» introduce her in »<"•*">'• «•'«■ T""' R"', de», rves abet ter late Come, tins hu-im »s must 1 „. , . « .. « „. Madame II..at le about ,t ; her .. er , has already given her « .. .. . "*ke pUe** in eight days *'H alh-w yu a |ori,„ K l,t f,„ yur honey moon, you . .. ... ' Toulon on the i'.ltl, ' (It i tltli ) I cmtl.l not help laughing ell the while he spoke ; ut last I said. I will do wlutr ver you please Hut will III- girl have me ? ' I do nut wish to force her in cliuuliolis ' She is tired nf her hoarding ! school, und she would lie unhappy if she 1 were t" go to her mother's During your : absence she shall lias* w ith In-r grand - ' father at ..iuhleau You will uot be j killed ; and you will find her when you come hack Conic, come, the thing is i settled Tell the ooacbinnu to drive home.' In the evening I went to see Madame j llonaparte. She knew what was going forward, and was kind enoughto show some satisfaction, and called me her j ! nephew 'Tomorrow,'she said, 'wc shall go to St Germain. I will introduce you | to my niece. You will be delighted with her; she is a charming girl!' ol -Accordingly, uext day, the general, ! Madame U-ioaparle. Eugene and 1 went ; all in an open carriage to St Germain, and ! .topped at Madame C.mpan's The vi.it was a great event at the hoardit-g selmol ; ! j s || the young girls were at the windows, j in the parlors nr in .he cour'-tard, for I they had obtained a holiday We anon entered the garden*. Among the fort» young ladies, I -ugh, a„.i„u»ly her who Î,.» to be wife lier cousin Horten-« a led her to u"., that she might salute ,1.. general, and .-mb,.her She was. in truth tin- pr tti M ,.f them nil Her stature was tall, an most gracefully el or pant; her „-"ure- ,-harming; and in the glow of her l»nn'if.il complexion was height om-d by her c-mfuMnn Her hash fulness wa. - great the general could not help laughing at her, but he went no further It wa* dfcidcd that we should hroukfuM nn the gr*** in the garden. In tho meantime I felt ex»r«*!iu*ly uneasy Would she like me? Would ahe obey without reluctance? This verv abrupt marriage, and this speedy departure, grieved me. 'When we afterward got up. and the circle waa broken, I begged Eugene to nml wdl educated 1 have I have ecu her twice, no fut tunc, in »v I»«* kiih d — Wc arc hat * at T ; I ' Mtl«l joill then the ! conduct hi, cousin into a aolitnry walk, 1 joined them, and he loft us. I then eu tered on the delicate subject. I made no secret of my birth, nor of my want of a fortune ; and added, 'I possess nothing in the world but my sword, and the good will of the general; and I must leave you in a fortnight Open your heart to me I feel myself disposed to love you with all my soul ; but this is not sufficient. If this marriage does not please you, repose a full cnnfi lence in me ; it will not be difficult to find a pretext to break it off I shall depart ; you will not be tormented, for I will ke. p jour secret.' While I waa speaking she kept her <yea fixed on the ground ; her only an swer was n smile, and she gave me the nosegay she lodd in her band. I cm braced her. Wo n turned slowly to the company, and oight days afterward we went to the municipality. Tbo follow ing day, a poor priest who bad not taken tho oaths, married ua in the »mull convent of tlm Conception, in tho Hue St. lion ore.' s —-. Scottish Perseverance. : _ ' A person in the west of Scotland trim |,ad ..I in the manufacture of a cer description T goods, then recently ' introduced into that part of the country". j t necessary, or conjectured it might bo profitable, to establish a permanent connection with some respectable mere, mi- 1 |j| e ||, n i*e in homlon. With this design i be packed up a quantity of goods, equip ped himself for the journey, and tin it du parted I","'11 hi. arrival he made vlili gent inquiry as to those wliu were likely to prove hi* best customers, uml. ae".« r ,| ,„|| „p,.,, ... I,.;.. ,,, aient drapers, « i, I, »bo,.- re : solved to establish a regular eorrespon* deuce \\ lien Saunders entered the dra iib i"d hi per'* shop, be found it ull crowded eimtomcrn, und the clerks all hustling busily at flic end of the counter, handing .•ut tli* ir s vt r;il art - to tin ii r j-» et i ve waited wlmt lie id Cl CUst IIKT» thought a reasonable time, tln ii laid down j hi* pack, hi* h mnet and at-iff upon the i count« r. -I inquiru.l it, hi- bro:„l Scot Mult .1 i:l 1 ut, l'..r "lit.- Iu ., 1 o' l!,o 1,0 I iii" mI t Ii- eh rks asked h.it In lilted III "V otebm in * answer quest»"ti. AYant \«* *tr ?" -NV .1. aught in my line, a* the prompt T' ply "f the inten "gateil, who u«' >n»pt p II I|»«*SV llahic II' gltive ith n I.Mik of \ j tempt t-.r tlo* ii itin rant »'■»conish no tuk' a look o' tin Saunder s c xt «|tiery con app'.'llMllce of tli •nil reliant. "Mull ye -No. t at all : * have nut time.'' replied tin- clerk, "t ik - ■ 'h-m away —take them away " --VeT ablins (p.-rhaps) llml tli-m d I'll ili'iilitna hut ye'll huv. as he coolly proceeded" to sir", •«»)' f" ' ,0 *' 11 Utuv * w,,h m pnmm«*. I»ut , tlu- per.evvrtt'ß Seotehmau Mtll p.-r-i-ted (, et along you .-II .«much tool, encd | ,hf eK-trk, eumpl-tely nut of temper, as he 'he already exposed ' l >" b *8 "« "> ^' u " ir "j'',' 1 U! ' "v «'>' lu.l ; f «''" « w " '' «"..uth and an enlarged I"»' '-t eye. then l"..ke'l down to b.s ™i.t.-that L> s.att-rel among »•■ f-et. , hv-ked up again, and exclaimed, "An »'V?* ..* I "'" «• »""» ««'*•'• « r "" ? rnri, T l "" 1 l "' lf I " Are ve in earnest, frieu'?" "Yes, eer " W! ' 1 ' ll "' reply, and that reply «os sueec ie.l with an unequivocal pro d ! " f »'"eerily on the part of the p rsoit who 1 "•»•!" «*. win it lie picked up Saunders' : hnnuct. an ! whirled it into the street - ^ he old Scot eh man stalk« >t di-liherately ß r * vl 'U '" quest id Ins Stewarton headgear. After giving it two or three hearty slaps mi the wall outside the door, ho re-entered very eoinposeilly, wringing the inmsturu cut of it, looked over to the 1 person who served him an, ami sunl with a g. nuiue Semtisl, sun " ; " Yen was hut an tll-fattr d turn , _ye II surely tak a look j ' ,,u f?"' 1 ''" """ U"' > l, "l' , ' r himself, who was standing all the while in '' ,e »hop. admiring 'lie patience and per -" veram-e of the old man. and feeling a 'i" 1 " cmupunetimi at the unceremonious '"»»»« »» wlncli he was treated, examm ; " d contents of the pack, found them >" be article« he stood in need of, pur «-based them; ordered additional regu ; ! '»r supply, end thus laid the foundation j "f »» opulent mercantile house that has »«•« n.iu.ished for several generations — - • - A young man from one of the suburbs appeared from u store on Wc.t street, on flmuiduy noon, in quest of the family team, hit no, discerning it. stepped quick ly the corner «-f Main street and looked up that avenue just iu time to detect the I familiar e.-lahliahment about turning into White street on the homeward course | Then ho took his hat in hi. hand and struck out on the chase at a speed that <vaa wonderful. A clerk in a store that he shut by, ran out to see what was the matter, and finding a man fleeing for dear life, he |>ut after hint. This created a curiosity in a man who was digging out a gutter, and lie firthwith dropped bis shovel and joined in with commendable alacrity. And then a milkman who was getting into bis cart suddenly chsngcd his mind, and went legging up tho street in to rear of tho others. Two merchants talk •irth vt Ini". * *ai-l S.iutid* r*. untie and hi* hut dell. *•( d "Get nbu'g saying he *l»wly tfithcred up. und r«-placed them "Get out of the *l»op, sir," wuv the perctnphiry and angry eomiinttid that fol tilh tliei ' ter. the eoun I hi* lu*t ■i I S »under* 1 U P, ing about uiatcriuli.ui dropped the subject to and picked up their heols in tbo anine di rcclion. Then five boys instinctively took a leg in. These were followed by a num her of elderly people, and before the sub* urban youth resulted Whito streut, he be came painfully aware that ho was pursued. I This led him to redouble his exertions, but the increase cotnmuuioaled itself to the surging mass behind. And when lie turned into White street, his eyes stood * like billiard balls, ami his hair pointed : heavenward nio.tly. Ou this avenue be 1 found himself so sorely pressed that lie jumped into tbe first open hatchway and disappeared in the dnrkncs of the cellar, The panting and eager crowd shot up to 1 tbe entrance, and nlinnat Into it, and after I peering into the darkness without seeing \ anything, ... to look at each oilier Then tbo silence was broken --Who was bo?" said one. "I don't know," said another "What bad lie been doing ?" asked the third. "I dun't know," said the fourth. Then they s nred at each otlior again, and the first man said, --Don't any mao know who he : r ' - N 1 »•»••or. and then the first man. i who appeared to be burning up with cu riositv, added, "what in the thunder did you run for, then ?" "Hrcnu-c I saw the ' other* run Wlmt diJ you run for?" "Well, iliul'a tho reason I run " This seemed to exhaust the topic, and the crowd gravely dispersed. — Dtinhury AWs. | 1 — • _ Hftinf» 1 J„ >| r Stern's ' Scintillations from „,. illrlcb ,| W| „- oc ,. ur .be following .„arks; B i Wit isolated i* worthier j ,„ rm „ lV0r ,. l | lil) „ . 1 J ' * ' We must seek the history of pools in their poems, and there find their deepest | coiifidettees. Victor Hugo is tbe greatest of French liyroii s death affreted me deeply. IK ras tbo ouly man with wliotu I fuuud my self mi sympathy. j 1 bought i» invisible nature ; nature is r visible thought. The young girls say : "The gentleman must be very rich, for" he is very ugly " In like manner the public sa*s: "The man must be quite learned, for "he is rx- , eessiVL-ly dull." This, in inativ iustaiiei s. accounts for the surcess of Germans in 1 els P i'.. ing Frenchman is a spectacle more pleas ing t«j tli«: Lord than .1 praying Kn-Misli ,g 0 i« polite and w« ll- ' wvsrs L'l.ivo anJ lilt. or,Is nt St. Il.-lcnn —thnt, ,i>rhi tvnulj suive ils If into Aiuerieuti repiiMie.it, 1 am firmly convinced that a blaspl : - ,j lM . ; -, ,, ,, -«ThiKixu I »nun-. . I at. HK* I ben «a" an elderly Indy, from Sugar Hollow, d 'fading in t otihelt s More, Nelson strict. >alurdny .«lie bad been looking attlu e itlec and sugars, and hair pins by tilling th-Ri t-> see 1 lin y wi n gi iioitu , w n n 1 sti | p* d - n " parlor mulch, »hu ll was lying '-n the •>° ,ir - ' he explosion which followed s > startled her that she jumped In one side. and. tu m doing. Mi uek against e harre the 1 "' axe-lietvca, and ov.-rturtieil tli-m. lo-t "««■ lialanee, »ought to sine licrselt t.y ", U '''"f,''hut w.nt diwn »tilt tin. an Inlvts, ' r drawing a badly demoralixed_ »hnw-rase on in '"I'"' "'' r - ''caGy elmking licrselt to a«:«tli with n Hull-swallowed hair-pin a <>» Monday, the agent r,.r parlor matches , '» 1 "" 1 |, "" w k" ,0< "' *"' inimwliately pounecd upon hy | l| i* 1 individual, who, after knocking him down dragged bun out on the walk, and M* warmed ''tin with an axe-helve, ami Mrs Kohliett has P"" rcd ""'® r 0 ." »*'* waialhand. Iheiiiy. ('obhelt told lus wife and clerk ,n hold ! lum win .- he went tnto the house tor a S"''-. »'" 1 " was during lu» absence on Im on ""~'J «" «rprimt, .hat the agent aue-, "»eded ... getting on ... fee. and out of f be . ,,, ' , f' l,bo l rho0 " ', kl ; n » » b ' ,c bo b "' h * undo J ubteill Y ,0 " n - the ". tj0bl,eU . , 1 <H } k ' ,d Brou, ! d fl,r bl '" into w,,b tbc gun ' ul "' 1 l#,B 'hat night, with any success-Du,Aeas. and --* - that Canal Life. that - the 1 llarge lilo on tho I)ueh oanals is a curi ous study. When a young couple marry a and cannot afford house rent and other a expenses of life ashore, they tako to a bis ! life on the sewer wave. They buy, beg. borrow or rent a barge, and pass their was time carrying slow merchandise up and his down the canals. Brown e.rthernware in pota, cucumbers, and melons, art favorite * source« of income. The barge lies close Iu Franco, c < bred, and honesty it* ha!. Na|"«l"on'* iu the cat!y futur«' the h h«d»' Hii-muii iin| m-i i.i 1 1 e a most « i* ■ •r ging t»r< |dicey The lohlttig d'en* of the French n to the most iiotoiioti* Mc«salitia ,ln her hu*b.iiid paliently atublc* d at Ii r side. Fruity woim n without religion arc like (l*«w r* with mt pcrf'ittie. TI.« i" i* only «»tie writer in wh 1 tiling that «it rev tue** «'f *t vie which is found iu the Bible •mind* me of the find * ' it is Shakespeare. While Iraudutiug the Bible, Luther created th" liertnan latiguag«*. eh ieal pi than plijMcul, and if I had my eh'.ie«* bet we- n a bad 1 should choose the I trill r. F i* more easily 1" and a l ad tooth ctctieu examining to the street, you can easily step in and out and make your bargain. When a^ cucumber falls into the eanal the trader | will stop buMucss, and spend twenty minutes or more to speare it in the filth* I mud and fish it up. This is Dutch thrift, I wonder who buys these dropped cucum-! hers ' One end of the bargo is often ! 1 tastefully fitted up iiku a lif.lo house : tun I'uintcd green aud white outside, the * windows hung with clean white blinds, B " : trimmed sometimes with a colored ribbon, 1 Inside there arc two or three coinpart mente, a fire plucc, paper on tbe walls, and a carpet ; and there is many a worse , place for a honeymoon than the inside of a ; 1 snug, clean and commodious barge. On ! I feast days the barges sre deserted, aud on \ every one goes ashore. It is curious haw fond all Dutch peuple seem to bo of walk- my ing about the streets Wc doubt whether any one is ever run over in Amsterdam; there is ootbiug but an omnibus or two lu run over them. High aud low. young and old, towards evening, especially on Sunday, emerge in troops-family troops ! and social troops; late at nimht. nln-s ! | i noisy, convivial tvoops. They go to the I market, then they go back oguin ; they go down one side of tbo Koken, aud ur tho other side. Tlt.-n they crowd into tbe strorls full of fashionable shops, and crowd out again ; but the crowd is almost always deeorus. Canal life in America | is exactly similar. - __ Too Goon to i,a Ioasr -Traveling in ! » 1 bis buggy alone not long ago, in going to *i'? one nf bis appeintmonts, one nf our good brethren in the I'resbytcry of Memphis i over took a ' foot-pad" with bis carpet- be j bag in hi* hntnl. The road* were muddy. P 1 and be was just at tbe time »bout catering der a miry bottom With the poll,ones, for which he is noted, he asked the pedestrian ' | (»U entire stranger, if he would uot take a scat in the buggy, until, at least, they bad crossed the mud and the mire. The invitation was readily accepted, and tIt «* e-nv. rsalioti for a ti.oe was tree nod easy. I •> about tilings ordinary and general, l'rvs* wa j ently, however, the good brother, with a r view to make the conversation profitable, t-ked toe stranger if he was ready to die. Not knowing the character of the person " who had invited him to take a seat with him, and misapprehending his .suing , " l " 1 su-pcetiug foul play, he waited not , I" reply but sprang from the buggy im mediately, un I ran for life through slush and water. Tbe clerical brother wishing he meant no : no t • assure the str inger that jc harm, called to him nt the top of his voice | to , * , "P 'his only hastened his speed. and like a «card hare, ho ran until he ' y«»nd hearing anl sight. Î 11 his hasty HiRlil lt>-luft buliiml his rarpot ssck, wbich ! •"• mr brother has tinw in hi» possetrim. h. ,ng the richer for his failhfulm-s» hy Hit -i.I.Jiti'.n of a (nititti shirt «ml n pair uf m> 'threadbare trousers and a little "backer " 1 n savage, sangt, inn r y and revolting to the ,,f rjvilizcrl society > |j h( , ,| l0 »bjeetion» I will he at the |,| ar( , nrn „.,| in the manner dc-1 ,,. n |, ( „| aII ,| w ;n ,| t .f rn ,i if f roro any „„ mo •• \Vhen the du.-l t.y ,, 1nu , ,, ff | M , wa , mortally wounded. a returned Hieltie's fire and continued to , Hvancn „„ |,i m .and .when within striking on , )iallllltee j rcw |,is sword, giving Kicbie » to n „ ,| 10 | ip w |,icU was all the wnull ,| | al(or ,j re g Pleasants lin ^ on) a f( , w ,|, vll a0 ,| Hichie ended "'- |,is life hy remorseful dissipation. hy | - # _ F'ie Danbury Ae,rs man says. An aged couple on \\ oos.er street are very fond "f checkers, and play quite frequent Iheiiiy. W hen he heats at the game she loses ! her temper, and declare, sho will not play a again II vexe, htn, to have her act . 0 , Im hut lie controls the irrt ation. and taika to aue-, her about it He tells her l ow .roug tl, of for people at ther age tn life to he dts- : ,c . '" rbe . d b 7 •*'**' b tnflrw o,,J -how., her so n - ! l ' ,Mrl ï ,b " *"«8 °. f •'" rb 1 cour :° ,brt * b " '" ashaim-d of her weakness, and returns to the game, and p aja it so well , that she beat, htm 1 hen hr throw. bp - ehooker. in one direction and kicks the ofay' wiVänybmi»*who'Xa s C .o"all firld' play witn anyoouy wnocneau ao a it n rad J' * m Î f 1 T™ ! ? 0 * ■ * n ** Tel ' ; cr 0 P ,c 1 * . M 1 a "Transactions in Hoir, is the heading beg. given by a Detroit editor to an account of their Ä ** rect * and , m« nn u - I i " Bn W * mi,tCr * btt ' W ° man " Ä | : close ! OvcrUod route Up in a balloon. If an)«'«" hlmul'l hear the owner inquir in'' f r such g »«id*, they an? at lih *rty to direct him t«» ihi* office, where fuller in «o btaitifd « ]f,ni phi i «T be i'-'fin iti^n l'ritl fjt> rinn eau *uli A Dt »:t. Timtrv Vt: Am»—A forma paper reprints the *t«»ry of (hu «lud 1 thirty year* ago, between .I««hn llumplen t«»r of the Hit hwmtl II A/«/, of the The challenge from an ! Tlmtnns llitehic, »Ir . Flen*iiit*. lit tnn / /: the faet«'ry, between the river ry »«i/» r FI"U*:ints t«» llichic wa« «me of tho most «•xtra«»r*linury ever *< nt : l will ho on th" Manchester *i le of tliu .lam We will ad river, near l canal, to-morrow morning at û o'clock. armc«l with tille, pistol and vnnee and lire on each till one or tho oth Thi* was the substance of Mr ord. «•r full* Fleaxnnt'* challenge. Mr Hitchie object « «I to it f«»r various reusons. among which "Because it gives the challenging party the choice of time, place nnd wenp •ui*. u right invariably accorded by the •code' t«» Ihe challenged : because its terms N«»twith ere ; 1 rio,0f ot 'ho National Hotel in Waahiog tun * '?> B Michigan 8enator was among hia favored guests. Guy dressed like Case, B " d although not aa portly, hie faee, in. eluding the wart, was strangely similar, *->„« day a Wcateru friend of the houeu ealno • » *f ,cr • l**W|g ride, dusty and tired, ■•»«•. wwlkissg up lu the offiee, eneountered >•«• <-'a»a who waaquitel* standing there, Mistaking him for Guy, he slapped him on the shoulder, and exclaimed :—"Well, fellow, bete I am ; tbe last time I hung my hat up in your tbaoty, cue of your clerk» sent me to tho fourth story ; but now that I have got hold of you, l iu»i»t upon a lower room." Tbo General, a moat dignified person age, taken abaok by the startling salute, oolJly r. plied You have committed a miwlwko. uir. I am not Mr. Guy ; 1 am Gencval Casa, of Miobicao," and angrily turned away. Tbe Western man waa »booked at tbo unconscious outrage he bad cemmitted ; but before ho bad recovered from I*'* mortification, Ceil. Haas, who bad passed around the office, confronted him again, when, a accond time mistaking him for Guy, he faced him and said:— "Here you are at last. 1 have just made » d , ev , il . of Ï mi,uke : \ " ,et " ld '' BBB B " d *i'? k 1 , fur 7°"- " d ■» , ,fr " J ,b# •'•'elngaiider baa gona off mud. l> "eraU as. would havo said may well be imagined if the real Guy bad not a| - P rot ™ ei * an « roacued the innocent often der from the twice-assailed and twiee-.n P^d .Ute.m.m-A'eom the .Wofes r/ ' "«*c .l/en JoAn Abruey. •>- "»' a daily visitor, and where thero wa * * handsome daughter, who was.ia have a large fortune. He did so The father e,i'|uiretl his means, the lawyer »«W he did not exactly know, but ha would enquire. 1 he next day he saw his young friend, and asked him if he had any property at all. "No. replied he "Well,' replied tbe lawyer; "would you suiter any oue to cut off your nose if he would give you twenty thousand dol : l»rs for it ?" Gen. due rad John Guy. Guy bora • striking resemblaoaa to Gan Lewi» Cass, and white ha waa Pro» What A young man of Nuremberg, who bad no fortune, requested a lawyer, a friend of his, to recommend him to a family whero | * lis well, replied the lawyer, hn«l a reason f*»r asking.' The next time he saw tbs girl's father ! •"• »»'J : ' ' havo ctiquirud about tli« young "in»'» eircumstauoe». Hu bas. indead, m> ready muney, hut he has -a jewel, for «hielt to my knowledge, ha baa been "Not for tho world !" "l -I**' but good for a square meal, Mbaxi'HINO TII» Ati.axtic — Sir Peter I' ar ker called to Cudjo ( a black fellow a pilot who was sounding the depth of the water)-"Cudjo," says he. "what water have you got there?" -What water! what!, mas»»? why Ia |, wa u. r to he sure'.—sea water alwaya (a |t water! ain't lie, mas»« ?" • • y,,« b'lsek rascal ! I know it was salt w , tl . r 1 only wanted to know how much water tou have there "How much water her» mas«»' how 0 r here massa ' C.od bless me' water here^ mass. 8 8 i I P° was right down imnudenee • at d ! '' t 's; r l r V «ô.vG nltul.d utao wsi tickle.l with tha idea of measuring tho tl, ,,13. : » C " a \*"rt/,I '^„,7 » » JU " 'J ' * • ort,r 1 _ *' _ j ^ lUrlholomew Lynch of Now , f . j. 7| „„„bjiiti,, - ^ Aft« li.UuD.« tô . tT , ornent b T lawyer Him tha other day" h. r.faj him Jit »Iww^Sl hi. . ... mildl»"Ar. ' » 0 u through, Mr.Hagan f' "Ytt air." "Arc you sure ynu'er through?*' * 'Yss 1 quite sure.* "Well sir,** remarked ..» our ariumnt hat had no more of e g ect yp 0B the Court than a spoonful of * water on the back of a dunk. There's I been judgment entered un against v« for | ™ hour V morT» ^ ^ » öfter cd mil refused J'dO.OöO " This iiuluecd the old father to consent «o the marriage, which accordingly took place; th«»ugh it is saivi that iu the *c«|U"l lie often hhook his head wben be thought «T the jewel. (' v n't Swallow this Story—A t Harm.m s show, one day, a young hu* band, the happy father of a chubby, ro*y cheeked baby, wu wandering about tin» com et n, and after nwhile m ured tho head quarters of the 'Wild l'igi Cunnibul*. Holding the aforesaid offspring in hi* he stopped t«> view th iiutiinn lle.-h. .^lr Fiji accosted the papa "I'attee baby : wbits man ; eat; teuder. Fiji man like him. muchce price? Fiji man pay Mdikeo feeder* on arms thusly : man dollars 8""8 How Tin? horrified falber drew back aghtst, hut hastily responded in this wise ; NS hut 11 you give, uoble savage?" "Fiji man give ten do'lars. "Too cheap ; worth uiora ; but I'll tell you what I'll do I've got n time old tuother-iu-law at home 1 11 sell you for tivo dollars ; she's rather tough eating, uieasuro Beal ait fur a mag -Exvrciaa.