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How shall the coming man get wine At all, If she's allowed to legislate?" Brother, the case looks queer. " Speak, O Irland ! hast the womun's sphere. The sou-soap rainbow sphere we kept her in. Burst und vanished and lelt her here With the world at large to wield her sceptre in she up to our little game ? And can she hind us in reality, Down to the precepts, much too tame. We've preached to her tor pure morality ? Brother, the worst I fear. Is Frlen<Tofm y youth, I can no more ; O fly with me this land iniquitous. Nur, lor I see, from shore to shore. The enfrancised iemale rise ubiquitous. Partner in purse she'll claim to be. Logic of business she'll outwit us in : Lost from lile is the dead latch key. And lost from earth the white male citizen !" Brother, the end Is near. —W omnn's Journal. WEIGHED III THE BALANCE. BY GERTRUDE SMITH. I DON'T see no reason why you shouldn't stay in and go to meet ing this evening We've been having some good meetings all along. They'll be a big turnout to-night. It's goiug to be clear and there's, a moon. You better stay in and go. " I don't think I better. I don't think John VI want me to." " l guess he could get his own sup per for once ; and while you're here, you might as well stay in aud go." " It ain't his getting his supper. Hu's doue that enough times, and he dou't mind doing it ; but I don't thiuk he'd want me to stay to-night." " You don't mean to say he's so set against religion that he wants to keep you from going to meeting, do you ? He always seemed sensible to me, and that ain't sensible. We can take you home Just as well after meeting as be fore." Mrs. Hewett had been spending tbe day with Mrs. McCallister. She had from the farm with Mr. Hewett in the morning. He had brought over a load of corn. Mrs. McCallisterhad promised to take her home before night if she would stay and spend tbe day with her. Mrs. McCallister'8 husband kept the one store in Elk Falls. The two women sat in the little sittiDg room back of tbe store. They were sewing. It was a warm day, and the door was opeued on a porch. The porch was covered with morniug-glory vines bright with blossoms. Mrs. Hewett got up and went over to the door, with tbe pretence of get ting nearer tbe light to thread her She was a plump little Her pale red hair was brushed straight back from her face, and coiled loosely on her neck. Her fair skin was flushed. The • bright calico dress that she wore, covered with little brown sprays, was over starched, and rattled as she walked across the room. " John never said much about it, but I know he's against these revival meetings. We used to come to church sometimes to preaching, you know." She bent her head over her work. " John never has to say much for me to understand what he means." Mrs. McCallister looked up quickly at her visitor. Her face would have had a look of horror, if it had not been over-balauced by a look of curi am— mb needle. woman. osity. I've heard people say John Hew infidel, but I never believ so. I've ett was an ed iL I always told them said, many's tbe time, 'John Hewett may not have got religion yet, but he's no more infidel than you and me.' That's what I've always said." She drew the needle through the cloth in quick, short stitches, and waited a minute for a reply. " A man as ten der-hearted as John Hewett couldn't be an infidel." Mrs. Hewett came back to her chair and sat down. Sbe buried her face in the cloth she was sewing on. "He is," she said, in a half-whisper. " I don't be'ieve it !" Mrs. McCal lister held her work tightly in her hands—" I don't believe it ! " He is. I've always known it. You dou't mean to tell me he don't believe there's any God ?" Mrs. Hewett bowed her head. There ivas a silence of several min Then Mrs. McCallister stood utes. up. I'm going to get supper, and you must stay and go to meeting with us. If I was in your place I'd make a stand, and go right along. Now you going to stay, so you just settle yourself on that." Mrs MqUallister went out into the kitchen, a fid Mrs. Hewett went on ■with her sewing, the tears falling on ' her soik/ Ste felt that she had al ready taken the stand against her husbaBd in the confession she had made. She longed to be at home getting supper for him. She thought of the cold lunch he had had in place of his usual hot dinner, and remem bered that she bad planned making biscuits for supper. There was no church in Elk halls. The foundation had beeu laid, and the people were hoping to build the church in the fall. At present ser vices were held in the school-house. The school-house had beeu placed, for the convenience of all, in tbe centre of tbe district, and was nearly mile from the village. The village the banks of the Klk river, but the school-house stood out on the unbroken prairie. It was a large one-story wooden building, painted An unpainted three-board are a was on white, fence surrounded it. The prairie was bright with moon light. On the south it stretched away to the wooded banks of the Elk river and the lights of the little town glimmering among the trees. Owing to the clearness of the night and the great interest that had been shown at the three previous meetings, the at tendance was to be unusually large/ People were still coming, the heavy wagons rattling over the hard prairie roads. The horses were hitched to the fence around the school-house. When Mr. and Mrs. McCallister drove up in their light spring wagon with Mrs Hewett, it was with diffi culty that Mr. McCallister found room to hitch his horse. The lights from the open doors and windows shone out, and the people were sing ing. It's too bad we have to miss any of it," Mrs. McCallister whispered to Mrs. Hewett. By the time they had reached their seat the singing had stopped. There the usual buzz of whispering and general rustle of people getting set tled, and then the minister began to pray. It was a long prayer, und Mrs. Hewett, with her bowed head resting the desk in front of her, wondered what her husband was doing at that minute—if he had guessed why she had not returned. She remembered the old time she had spoken to him ol the irreligious life she felt they led, and had asked him to take her regularly to church. Before that time they had occasionally gone to morning service, but this was the first time since that talk that she had been to a service of any kind. Her cheeks burned, and her heart throbbed pain fully. was on ÿ, could understand how bit terly he would be opposed to her being there. She planned guiltily to keep from him the knowledge oi her having been at the meeting. The praver ended abruptly, and the minister began singing. Not many knew the piece. Three or four women sang with their frightened voices through the first verse and then stopped. The minister sang on through the remaining verses of the hymn. He sat behind the teacher's desk on the platform, and when he had finished singing he put down the book and stood up. He was an old man and very tall. His gray hair very long, and hung loosely on his head. His lace was clean-shaven, with heavy cheek boue3, and a large weak mouth. HU eyes were gray and limpid. After looking over his audience for a moment he began speaking, in earnest, half-sobbing tones, of the crucifixion. In a few minutes women were cry iug softly all over the room. They suffered physically, so vividly had been pictured to them the anguish and suffering of the scene. Mrs. Hewett sobbed aloud, hiding her face in her handkerchief. Mrs. McCallister, with the teai'3 rolling down her cheeks, listened breathless 0 oue was ly And yet His blood flowed for you, my sinning friend. Oh, let the blood of the cross be upon your hearts ! Let its mark be upon the doors of your homes. Get behiud the blood ; nothing else will save you ! And now, while we sing the 349th hymn, let everyone who has never felt this blessed cleansing come for ward. This is the place, this is the time, when you are going to leave all tor Christ." " Are you going?" Mrs. McCallis ter whispered to Mrs. Hewett. " Oh, I don't know." " Come. I'll go with you. Don't you feel a call ? Don't you want to go ?" • < or not.' Yes. Oh, I don't know if I do " Come on. I'll go with you." The two women were sitting near the front ot the room ; and before Mrs. Hewett could speak again, she felt herself drawn forward, and fell .on her knees with the rest around the platform. Some one came in and partly clos ed the door in the back of the room. The people who were in their seats turned to see who it was, and there were whispered comments. The man who had come in stood with his back against the wall, his broad felt hat still on his head. He had a full beard. His brown eyes looked in quiringly around the room. There was an indifference in his „attitude and glance that chaqged^uJdeqly into one of intense interest; " Hé wok offhishat, and weut quickly down the aisle toward the front Of the room. " There's John Hewetf going ■ for ward," some one whispered.' ' An old man looked' up»' froiii the bench where he was kgeeling, and. shouted: "The lost is found! Brother Hewettfg'. coming to the Lord!" There were loud amena all *>ver the room. John Hewett made his wny among the kneeling people to his wife's side. He knelt down beside her and whis pered something in her ear, then stood up and walked slowly back to the door. Mrs. Hewett followed him. The room grew suddenly quiet. The old man, who had been praying loud ly, stopped with an impatient groan. When they were outside in the school-yard, John Hewett turned and looked at his wife. "Just wait a miuute, Lucy, and I'll bring the wagon around." She made no reply. He drove around where she was and helped her in, and they rode silently away. " I never saw the moon any bright er than it is to-night. I believe you could see to read a paper," he said. They were nearly home. She gave a half-sob and turned her head away. " Don't feel bad, Lucy. I shouldn't have thought you'd have done it. I didn't supposeyou was so weak, but I don't know as I ought to blame you. What a row they made when they saw me coming forward ! ' Caught this time,' says they !" " Oh, John, how can you ?" " How can l what—laugh ? I am not going to cry over it. I know you wouldn't have been so foolish if I had been there." Mrs. Hewett was guiltily conscious at of the truth of this. " I suppose Mrs. McCallister hector ed ycu into the whole thing. She's got more cant about her than com mon-sense. We'll drop it all. I've got a principle against going over un comfortable things. It just makes them â(jem worse and worse." They rode along in silence again. '' John, I've got to !" Mrs. Hewett cried out suddenly. "I can't reject Christ no longer, even to please you." " What do you mean ?" He spoke roughly. " I duu't know what will happen— maybe what you threatened me once — but I've got to give in. I've got to make a staud for right." " I never stood against you in doing right. We've been all over this gr.tuud, aud I ain't going over it again. I tell you now, once for all, you cau choose between me and that snivelling set I seen you with to night. If you've made up your mind that's all there is to it. You can go back to your mother to-morrow, if you want to." They drove into the yard at the side of the house and stopped. He helped her out, and went out to the baru with the horse. The door was unlocked, and she weut in. She lit the lamp and look ed around the familiar room, then went into the bedroom, leaving the lamp on the table. In the morning when she awoke she heard her husband building a fire in the kitchen stove. She arose and got Dreakfaat, calling him to come in from the barn when it was ready. She noticed as he took off his coat and hung it up behind the door that one of the sleeves was ripped. She thought she would tell him after they had had their breakfast to put on another coat and let her mend that a I or.e. He sat down in his shirt sleeves and ate bis breakfast in silence. She felt the oppression of his silence keen ly. He was usually so light-hearted and happy. When he got up from the table he said : " I'm going down to Longton with some of that corn. I hear JenniDgs is paying a bigger price thaD McCal lister." Mrs. Hewett was picking up the dishes. "Well?" she said, without looking up. " I don't believe I'll get home much before night." He went out of the door, aud not loug after she saw him driving out of the yard. She washed the dishes and swept the room, then went into the bed-room au.i began, with trembling fingers, to change her dress. When she had finished the fell ou her knees beside the bed and prayed aloud. Her heart rebelled against the thing she was about to do. She felt that her desire to stay was her greatest sin, aud prayed for help to overcome it. When she rose she was calmer ; she tied on her bonnet, and took out her pocket-book and counted the money. Oh, I'm so a ! " There's enough, wicked I wish there wasn't. I wish I could stay, but I can't. I can't give in to him again—I can't do it." ft was two miles from the farm to Elk Falls, aud the day was warm. Mrs. Hewett started in time to take the one o'clock train north. It wa3 a long, warm walk. All the five years of her married life went with her. They had not been unhappy years. John had been a kind husband al ways. When she cametça rise oLgronnd, where she could look off <^er the prairie and see the little towfr- in the distance, she stopped. If she weut back now John would never know that she had been away. But "she did not gölljack. ...She -dragged her self wearily along .until she came into thé one street of the little town, and aft&fistopping at the station to. see how long before the train would be due, she &.ent across the street .to bid Mrs. ' McCallister good-bye. She hoped to gain from her a little of the moral sapport she felt herself so sadly iirneed of. v The people that she passed looked at'her curiously and sympathetically. Every one knew wfcat had happened the evening- before. It had been talk ed. oyer in all its possible meanings. The men who were then lounging, in the store were in a warm discussion over John Hewett's life and his possi ble future. Mrs. McCallister was ironing near the door. " My ! what a start you gave I didn't know there was a soul about. Did John bring down another load of corn ?" to I I am me ! No ; he's gone to Longton with a load. " Oh, has he ?'' Mrs. Hewett understand the quick resentment of her tone. "Well, he s free to take his corn where he pleases. I come to bid you good-bye. I m going home for a spell." Mrs. McCallister turned and looked at her shrewdly for a minute ; then weut out into the kitchen, and came back trying a hot iron with her dampened finger. " Weil, you're lucky to be able to You al go this time of the year, ways did seem able to pick up go more than any woman I knew. They ain't many men would take it as good-naturedly as John Hewett does. But then he knows and ever more than most men.' '• He don't mind ray goiug." " No ; he's so good-natured, I sup pose he don't." " I've got to go now, or I'll miss my traiu. It rau3t be most time." " Yes, I suppose it i3. Say, what made John Hewett take hL corn over to Longton ?" " They're paying a bigger price there. It's some of that left over over corn. He wants to get it all hauled away before the new corn comes on. " I don't believe Dan McCallister knows they've come up. He always comes up as soon a£ anybody else does" Mrs. Hewett said good-bye, and went away.,. Mrs. McCallister had not giyen her tiré help she had hoped for. Her interests were more self-centred than they had been the day before. The first stop above Elk Falls was Turner's B?nd. There was a little dot of a station and the usual long plank platform. At eight o'clock that evening Mrs. Hewett sat wait ing on the hard wooden bench in front of the station. She had been waiting all the afternoon. When the train had stopped there, and the doors of her car were thrown open, she had rushed from the train, and stood look iug after it as it moved away, de fiantly. God don't expect it of me! I can't do it anyhow. I tried, and I can't !" She sank down on the bench, and cried aloud. The station-master came up and spoke to her. •* I don't want nothing but a ticket back to Elk Falls," she said, calm ing herself. He told her there would not be a train that would stop at Elk Falls before eight o'clock in the evening. " I'll take it and wait, then," she said. It was nearly ten o'clock when she reached home. She had come quickly away from the station when she reached Elk Falls, not meeting any one, but the two miles walk across the prairie had seemed very long. It was a bright moonlight night, and the waving prairie-grass stretch ed away on all sides, glistening with a heavy dew. When she came into the yard she could see her husband through the door. He sat with his arms ODen resting on his knees, and his head bent forward. When she drew near the door she could hear the cat purring on the mat, and the clock tick ing on the mantel. He raised his head slowly, and saw her standing there. "Oh, John, I've come back. I couldn't help it. I had to." She sank down on the door-step, covering lier face with her hands. ''I'm so tired I doir't know what I'm about. I walked all the way to Elk Falls and back, and I waited in the station all the afternoon besides." "What station did you wait in?" he asked, without getting up. "I went a3 far as Turner's Bend. I couldn't go »0 further—I couldn't ; and its been so hot. I never saw such hot day. It seemed as if I'd never get here." John Hewett got up, and went over to the sink, and pumped some water into the tin dipper, and took a drink. ''I think you've done enough for day. You'd better come in and go to bed now " She got up, and came in wearily, aud sat down. "On my soul, Lucy, you look just beat out ! I thought I'd had the worst of it, but I'll give in." He came over to her and took off her bonnet. She caught hold of his hand and held it. " I couldn't go, John. I want to do what's right, but I couldn't g°-" I I a a one was far I nevtjjr thought you wroug, Lucy. We'ye plod oh, doing our duty, being cheerful a3 we could, and we've been honest anti'kept our debts paid up. I don't think we've got any cause to cry over our short comings before a whole houseful of people. Don't let's try to fix up «omething on the outside to live by when it's all in us any way we look at it." He went over to the wood-box and began cutting kindliDgs from a pine stick. I ought to set bread ; they ain't hardly a bit in the bouse," she said, rolling her bonnet strings smoothly around her fingers. " I think you've made enough sacri fice for one day without setting bread, tired as you are. I'm going to take you to church Sunday mornings," he said, after a moment. " Oh, John, are you ?" " Yes. That's going to be my rifice. When I see Brother Johnson rolling his eyes, and sighing, and tell ing the Lord about all the depart ments at Washington, I'll thiuk of you sitting all trie afternoon at Turn er's Bend, instead ot wishing I home and out uuder the trees. That'll be my sacrifice, but I don't begrudge it, seeing you've come back." sac was Her Picture on Silver Dollars. a typical When, some years ago American girl consented to allow a reproduction of her features on the latest variety in coinage of United States silver dollars, she stipulated that the identity should not be reveal ed. But the secret is a secret no aud those who have seen the more, original of the design since learning the fact are pleased to observe that she is much better looking than the silver presentment of her would indi The lady is Miss Anna W. cate - - . , Williams, now teacher in the Girls Normal School, 17th and Spring Garden Streets, Philadelphia, Penna. Her profile at the time she wa3 taken for the model of Liberty was consider ed the most perfect in Philadelphia. Delaware and the Eastern Shore of Maryland still retain in their geo graphical names traces of an early Peninsular hero. Augustine Heer man, who ruled like a prince in New Castle county, Delaware, and Cecil county, Maryland, has left his name to Augustine creek, sometimes called St. Augustine, and the Delaware and Chesapeake ship canal was a cherished project of his more than.two hundred years ago. It is a Delaware tradition that Heerman leaped with his horse from a place of imprisonment m New York city and escaped tbe animal aerc^s the B man's tomb is on Bo part of his once prince and still one of tbej swimming in, Heer . . A feru> in g Eastern Sborema Manah " he mea New York Suui Burdette's Joke. Rev. Dr. Delanno, » well-known clergyman, tells a funnjr story of o? "Bob Burdette's practical jokes, which he happened to be the un fortunate victim. He and Burdette were lecturing in Bristol, and while there, Mr. Delanno had received from his brother two silver spoons, heir looms ot the family* These he placed loosely in the pocket of his overcoat and thought no more about them. Shortly afterward, going to dine in a restaurant, he met his co-lecturer, Mr. Burdette. While here he exhibited the spoons, and the joker's eyes began to twinkle. The two left the restaurant together, the clergyman throwing his overcoat loosely over his arm. On reaching the sidewalk, Mr. Burdette gave the coat a sudden fling, and the spoons fell to the pavement. Great was the divine's astonish ment as he stooped to pick them np, thinking it all an accident, to hear Mr. Burdette call loudly for the police. A large crowd quickly gathered and a uniformed preserver of the peace quickly appeared on the scene. " What is the matter ?" he asked. "Matter!" responded the joker, with a seiious face, "this man just out of that restaurant and two silver spoons dropped from his pocket. He is evidently a thief disguised as a clergyman. See what a guilty look he bas !" _ ^ The minister certainly did looked guilty after hearing these words from his friend, and if it had not been for the arrival ot several acquaintances doubt have one of came the policeman would no taken him into custody. Then they hunted for Mr. Burdette, but he had disappeared, leaving a card in the bauds of a bystander to be delivered to the minister. On it was written the words " Keep the spoons, as you may be able to bail yourself out with them." How it Feels to be Insatae. My wife came to see me, but she < did not try to bave me released. I demanded a trial, but no lawyer would defend me. Then I realized that the whole community was against I became so wroth that my anger seemed to hang over me like a dark cloud. It pressed me to the floor and held me there. Men came after a long time and took me away, I thought, to another prison. One day a cat eame into my cell, and I tried to bite her. She made the hair fly, but I killed her. I dou't know how long I remained here, but one morning the sun and shone in at me through the win dow. It seemed to be the first time that I had seen the great luminary for months. A mist, cleared from before my eyes. My brain begau to work aud suddenly I realized that I had been insane. I called the keeper and when he saw me he exclaimed.' " Thank Heaven !" and grasped my hand. I was not long in putting on another suits of clothes and turning my faoe toward home. A physician said that - I was cured and everybody seemed bright and happy at my recovery. I went borne. My wife fainted when she saw me and learned that - .' I bad recovered my mind. I asked for^tny little children, and two big boys and a young lady came forward and greet ed me. I had been in the asylum twelve years. me. rose One Horse Power. When men first begin to become familiar with the methods of measur ing mechanical power, they often speculate on where tbe breed of horses is to be found that can keep at work raising 33,000 pounds one foot per minute, or the equivalent, which is more familiar to some mechanics, of raising 330 pounds 100 feet per minute Since 33,000 pounds raised one foot per minute is called one-horse power, it is natural that the people should think the engineers who established that unit of measurement based it on what horses could really do. But the horse that cau do this work does uot exist. The horse-power unit was established by James Watt about century ago, and the figures were fixed in a curious way. Watt found that the average horse of his district could raise 22,000 pounds one foot per minute. At that time Watt was employed in tbe manufacture of engines, and customers were so bard to find that all kinds of artificial inducements were necessary to induce power users to buy steam engines. As a method of encouraging them Watt offered to sell engines reckon ing 33,000 foot-pounds to a horse power. And thus he was the means of giving a false unit to one of the most important measurements in the world.—Rider and Driver. a , Why the Conductor Laughed. " There is a trick in every trade but mine,' quoted an old horse car conductor, the other day, to a Boston Journal reporter. The crowded, many passengers standing in the aisle near the rear platform, while in the forward part of the «isle there was plenty of room. " Moye up, please ! Move up !" cried out the conductor, but no one moved. '' Just watch me," said the conductor, with a smile on his face, and then he gave the bell cord a jerk aud the car be gau to slow down, but, as it came almost to a full stop, he reached for the bell cord and gave it two sharp pulls, and the car started up again, giving those standing in the car a lurch forward, and the passengers had " moved up ; much against their will. " (ifeat scheme, isn't it? I believe in strategv whejr politeness fails," and wondered why that car was to ■Mlhe p a steadij wtij