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,;.S' ' ip* ^2§§f§ -&« '• sssSk*. ifc ' - • ~s> * ■ m W^rni  ■ aw $ ♦ *3*i* ^SSSri' ft I BfeSäff ©£* I .3 ^ i n I 5K-$ « U' / / —. MIDDLETOWN, DELAWARE, SATURDAY, JANUARY 11, 1896. PRICE, 3 CENTS VOL. XXIX—NO. 2. You will know a real helpful farm and garden I and fruit paper when you see it Let us send you The Rural New=Yorker this week. If you have a rod of ground it will help you make good use of it Send your s= address for free sample copy. HI THE RURAL NEW-YORKER, New York. ! lr THE NEW Store AT WILMINGTON I It an objaef of intorost to oil thrifty boyars of Thai Good Philadelphia Made Clothing. { All Clothing sold by us is made by us. 2jThe dealer's profit is thereby saved. BÎThis saving is at least 30 percent. ^P rices are exactly as in Philadelphia. We are the Largest Makers of Clothing in the World, employ ing over 3400 workpeople. Could we be Largest, if not Best and Cheapest ? _ I ,■ 4 - , PHILADELPHIA LARGEST CLOTHIERS AND FURNISHERS IN THE WORLD , - * Market anil Seventh Sts, . 2 * t *1 +1 WILMINGTON < «1 7- 5X .50 1 PRICES THAT MEAN SOMETHING p-Tthe SUITS we are selling at tliere tig , F u^es are made in the SAMS GOOD STY LÉS as higher-priced, goods and are WONDERS of excellence, good looks and |ng qualities. The OVERCOATS 10 and $12, the F boys suits at 1 and the boys' overcoats at and $7^60 are- equally^astOhishi iig valuer II ! >• wea VA at - ■M ft 3 - ; 'V. ? fr : w, l?V i'W. Philadelphia, Pa, ntt .a.r ùtlL'i L Sit—* V €3 : ;'t £$-ör \ The Philadelphia Press ^For i 8 qè t-t •* ... f '1 „ C JU.VÎA- - fl Pennsylvania's greatest Republican family newspaper, r Tiie Philadelphia Press, will enter upon the new year underthe most favorable conditions of its history.. _ ., A powerful agent in the national com munity, it is now more than ever a leader in news arid able comment. Its- various departments have during the past year been greatly rtrengthened. Pennsylvania is covered county by county, city by city, town by town. No other news paper covers the State so well. . The Woman's Page cf The Press has be come one of its most prominent features and is eagerly sought by ladies. In the matter of Amateur Sports The Press is also far in the lead and publishes more news on that subject than any other paper in the country. *1 The subscription price cf The Tress, per • year, .s: Daily, six dolfafs; Daily ahd Sun day, eight dollars ; Weekly, one dollar. The Press is the greatest want medium in Philadelphia and gives the lowest rates on that class of advertising. « ; i y ■ i ,0 O & i UUU I JUUUUL)L^JLgJUUUUL)UUULJ — The Transcript, $1 One of lh^ many st>ries which are told about the late E->gene Field is of a little joke he bad at his wife's ex pense. They had entered a stree t car, to find all the seats taken, save one at each end of the car, and they seated themselves accordingly. When the conductor collected the fares Mr. Field announced In audible tones, as be gave bim a dime, at the same time pointing to the far end of the car: "This is to pay the fare of the lady over there— the one wearing the new, beautiful brown silk dress." All eyes were turned to her and ber pretty face took a most becoming rose color, but back of the reproving glance sbe threw at bim was one of mingled indulgence, appre ciation and mirth at the unexpected and apparently truthful announce ment. a in she tbe in in ton es an like tbe to bad tbe and out men been ed her but was find had war she on once there Barton her sick How's This i We offer One Hundred -Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.! F J. Cheney & Co., Props., Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have known F. J. 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Transcript ONE YEAR FOR .-.$1.25 tion power which by near here, 'whole a any more a were known ton coin Telative ter of • it to all newaubscrlbers or old subscribers re newlng and paying in advance for a year or part of tbe year. The Weekly Post is an eight page seven colapfin paper published ln Washington, D. C., the Tuesday morning of each week, fa politics It lajt strictly non-partisan Independent newspaper advocating only such legislation as is m*nb festly in the Interest of a majority of the peo. pie. In addition to fresh dally news- " over the wor ld, the P o rt o tters sp eol a! _ fa Its widely known editorial department, In teresting action,And Items of Interest ffljbe farmer. Full market reports, etc. »See or drop a postal to the f.J' .'sooenteaysar. ;v on MISS CLARA BAR I ON. are of ex car, at the gave to the was THE STORY OF A NOBLE LIFE. Miss Clara Barton has again been brought conspicuously t«fore the pub lic by the proposed relief work for tbe thousands of destitute and helpless men, women and children in Armenia, whose suffering tbe world has, tbusfsr, been unable to relieve. As soon as the necessary money is raised, she and her assistants will start for Constanti nople; Altheiigb between 63 and 70 years old she enters upon the difficult undertaking with the ardor and zeal of ber youth. No one has yet been able to penetrate to the suffering districts, (foe mar, entrusted with $15,000 for distribution among the Armenians, has within a month, returned borne with the money, having failed to ac complish his mission; but it is believed that the Red Cross, protected as it is by its international treaty, of which Turkey ia one of the signers, will ac complish what no one else can. In connection with this new undertaking a sketch of Miss Barton's life will be read with interest. The following is taken, in rart, from tbe "New York Tribune." MISS BARTON'S LIFE-WORK. For more than forty years Miss Bar ton has made ber home at tbe National Capital, where she is a well-known and familiar figure, although she lives a qniet and retired life, devoting herself entirely to the administration of the affairs of tbe Red Cross Society, of which sbe is tbe director. Many of these years have been spent away from here, wherever duly called iter, on bat tlefields, in hospitals, succoring those made destitute by floods and fire, and nursipg the victims of pestilenoe. She was born in North Oxford, Mass., in 1830. She was only sixteen when she began teaching school and from that time until now ber life has been lived for tbe good of others., It was when re covering from 8n illness induced by overwork in establishing a free school in Bordentown, N. J., that she came in 1853 to visit relatives in Washing ton and to rest. Miss Barton possess es the nervous strength which is seem ingly inexhaustible. She burns bei candle at both ends and accomplishes an incalculable amount of work. Her indomitable will supplies the power after ber physical strength is gone, and invariably finishes'tbe work she has in hand: but, that done, sbe gives out like tbe snapping of a watchspring, and must lay by for a season to rest. From these periods of rest sbe bas again and again been called t> undertake other work, and during ber first visit hère, when she came to recuperate from her labors at Bordentown, she was per suaded to take charge of a divison of tbe Patent Office, the affairs of which were in inextricable confusion, owing to tbe duplicity of certain clerks who bad given out information concerning tbe patents. Miss Baiton's wonderful executive ability was shown in ber work here, and she succeeded in bringing order out of chaos, although every possible stumbling block was put in ber way fay men who resented ber presence among them. Miss Barton is said to have been tbe first woman appointed to a position in tbe Government depart ments. There is no record of any one proceeding ber, but this is a subject prolific of disputes. She was discharg ed in Buchanan's Administration for her intense Republican sympathies, but which sbe took no pains to conceal was recalled during the same Admin istration, it having beeu impossible to find any one to continue the work Bhe had begun, and at Hie beginning of tbe war sbe still occupied this plaee, which she at once resigned to serve her count ry on the field. A general of the Army once said that during the whole war there were no belter soldiers than Miss Barton and those devoted women like her who went to the front to nurse the sick and wounded. be O. J. a a of it It tl»e If ted; ted a will get With Who Her Or Alas Its cold, until when cure weak ing . this DURING tiie civil war In tbe early days of the war women nurses were not permitted to go to the front, and their field was a very limited one, but immediately où entering the' hosptial service Miss Barton set about convincmg lier division commander, 'Genen 1 J, G. Ruckwvuf Die value ber services would be there, and finally suc ceeded in persuadiiig. bim to furnish her with transportai ion, and received his permission to go wherever there was need ofber. Froni.t his time until with in a yéar of the end of tbe war, when she was called home by a death in her family. Miss Barton was active in field and hospital woik, organizing and directing, training people to help her; driitnining up supplies—doing every thing, in a word, that her strong and capable hands found to d i, and with her clear and logical brain, her syste matic methods and her unselfish devo tion to the. work, making herself a power and establishing a repu: at ion which tpread all over the world. Her eminent ability was recognized by ber appointment as superintendent tbe Tenth Arm^ Corps hospital, near City Point, arid her » experiences here, her work oq; f$q battlefield,, her 'whole war service, in fact, would make a thrilling volume. It is doubtful If any one was more tenderly loved or more popular with the ''boys. " In her a man's courage, fortitude and energy were united with a woman's tenderness kindness and sympathy, and sbe became known as "the angel of the battlefield. When tbe war was ended Miss Bar ton was appointed by President Lin coin to attend to the correspondence Telative to th ose piisioue r s mia.-ing af- I co ter the exchanges were made. She I of pale, tired, hands A cal , Y ;v ■ - -• ; ani so complete was her work that out of 1,300 graves of buried soldiers at Andersnnville she was able to identify all but 400. There was do appropria tion made for this work. Hie expense of which Miss Barton paid out of her own purse, and when subsequentlyjCongress voted to reimburse her she refused to accept the money. In 1869, completely worn out by in cessant work, Miss Barton went to Europe for a much needed rest. This vacation had the same ending as the others, and before her health was completely restoaed she was asked to again put her bands tothe plough. It was while at Berne that Miss Bar ton, whose reputation preceded her across the ocean, was called upon by a committee from the International Committee of Relief, out of which Red tbeCros8 Society grew and asked to take part in the convention at which the,Red Cross Society w as formed. ON FRENCH BATTLEFIELDS. The Franco-Prussian war breaking out at this period, Miss Barton at the request of Dr. Appia, went to the front and served through the bloody struggle with the same devotion that had marked her service in her own country, and her experience and counsels were of the greatest assistance to the hospi tal authorities. In recognition of her work the Emperor and Empress of Germany preseuted to her the Cross of Merit, and Grand-duke and Duchess of Baden a Red Cross brooch, the Gold Cross of Remembrance and the colors of Baden, When she returned home ia 1873, Miss Barton set about persuading this Government to sign the international treaty of the Red Cross Society, which had already been signed by all other civilized nations and by some only half civilized, but it was not unMl 1882, after nine years of inccessant labor, that the bill authorizing the President to sign the treaty p issed both houses of Congress. In appearance Miss Barton has changed but little during the last ten years. Her soft, gray hair waves back from a low intellectual brow, her eyes are deep set and kindly, her features are large and strong, and the lines of her face tell something of the story of her long life of self denial and hard work She could hardly even in her youth, have been considered a beautiful wo man, except when her smile, which is full of sweetness and inexpressible kindness, illumines her face. No one could know Miss Barton, even superficially, without being im pressed with her force, energy and resourcefulness. Whatever duty pre sents itself she accepts without hesita tion, without discussing it even with herself, and no complication seems either to alarm or'discourage her. She sees events with the clear vision with which an astronomer looks at the heavens, and maps out her work far ahead with the wisdom of the seer, who can foretell what will happen. With her secretaries, aBd the people whom she has been called upon to di rect, she is accredited With wonderful power, and her personal magnetism is very great. She is as generous with her money as with herself, and draws on her private fortune to help through any project in which she is at the mo ment interested. been pub tbe as and 70 of able for borne ac is ac In be is Bar and a the of of bat and that for re by bei in her of a to If weconld trade Dyspepsia to its soiirce, It would lead back to oar kitchens. In fact, tl»e secret of good health is good cocking. If well cocked, foods are partially diges« ted; if poorly cocked, they are less diges tible.than in their raw state. If yon Victim of faulty cocking; that is, if yon suffer from Dyspepsia, the rational cure must be looked for in an a rtificially diges ted food, and a food which will atthe same time aid the digestion of other foods. Such a preparation virtually rests the tired di gestive organs, thereby restoring .them to tbeir natural strength. The Digestive Cordial, as prepared by tbe Shakers of Mount Lebanon, is just such a preparation, and a single 10 cent bottle will convince you Of its value. If your diuggist doesn't keep it, lie will be glad to get it through bis wholesale honse. Laxoj is the best medicine for children. Doctors recommend it in place of Castor Oil. Mother—Why a~e you crying? Daughter— Why, when I got a check book of my own I went through it and signed all the checks right away, and Harry called me a little idiot. With step as noiseless as the summer air Who comes In beautiful decay? Her eyes • Dissolving with a feverish glow of light and on Her cheek a rosy tint, as if the tip Or beauty's linger lalntly pressed R thçre! Alas ! Consumption U her name.'' This terrible disease which -has numbered Its victims by millions, comes in the fnost In sidious way. Getting one's feet wet; a slight cold, a cough, end then other indlscKtlons until it gets a firm hold. Why fall a victim when a cute Is within reach? Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical ' Discovery will effectually cure consumption in its earlier Stages. For weak lungs, spitting of blood, asthma, linger ing coughs and kindrrd ailments, it Is a sov ereign remedy. _ . "Ella," said Marion, as they were seated on Ure veranda of their country bouse,/Fi- went fishing with George this morning. "Did you? What did you catch?" "I caught George are a by iu by •go, ?*I can pie of the they and I co %ln^n .eate d^ I »eonfe from obaervatlon, to any 4t A Hint to Young Men. Alas, koW prevalent are those dread dl whlch make men prematurely a^d, pale, listless, low spirited, languid, easily tired, forgetful and, Incapable; Ml mad -booses swell the Usts of suicides; separate boa hands and wives; bring untold sufffering to millions, even unto the third and fourth gen eration.' '/. - S A complete and BetentUie treatise on them ailments, prepared by an association of medl Sion ing its cal men who have had vast experience in to their Y rteSfc--'' > . ■* out at of own to in to This the was to Bar her by Red take the of of of of Washington 0 by in 1 riel sbe of but Letter ••• ••• H E Repu 1 i c ba u House does not propose wasting any time while waiting for the tariff and bond bills to be repor frnm the Finance committee and acted upon by the the Senate. It is the policy of the Republican leaders in tbe House to make the session a - short one, so far as the action of one branch of Congress can do so, and in accord ance with that policy tbe reglar appro priation bills are to be passed as rapid ly as possible. The pension appropria tion bill will be reported to the House this week. It carries an appropriation of $137 900,000 and three important amendments to the pension law. First, one providing that no pension shall be suspended on a charge of fraud until the charge shall Lave been adjudicated in a U. S. District Court, except where the alleged fraud constitutes a plain violation of statue, -as in tbe case of the remarriage of a widow; second, one providing that any claim granted under the act of 1890 shall date from the dat9 of application, instead of from the date of adjudication as at present; third, one repealing the section of the act of 1890 which requires a widow to show that she is dependent for her sup port on her dai'y labor. ji A It is expected that tbe Senate Fin ance Committee will report one or more bills to the Senate this week, but it Is not certain that it will, and tbe exact nature of tbe bill or bills which will be reported is even more uncertain, al though the -impression is growing among Republicans that the tariff bill will be reported without amendment, just as it was passed by the House, and that it will be pushed to a vote at an early dale. - It is for the finance com mittee to decide whether the tariff or bond bill will be first reported. It is now regarded as probable that if Mr. Cleveland succeeds in making a big bond issue he will feel independent of the revenue provided by tbe 'tariff bill and will veto that measure, if the Sen ate passes it, which it will almost cer tainly do. Representative Clark, of Iowa, has introduced a bill providing tbit green backs shall be paid bv the Treasury on ly in exchange for gold, an l th it n me of tbe gold now in the Treasury shall be paid out until the total amount on hand exceeds $100,000,000. The dif ference between this bill an l the j tint resolution offered by Senator Shermin is that this bill would ffcip the redemp tion of greenbacks an l Tr eaaury notes until tbe gold reserve exceeded tbe sum named, while Mr. Shermau's re solution provides for the continued re demption of those notes with gold ba; prohibits tbe reissue of notes so re deemed except for gold. Senator Elkin3, of W. Ya , gave out some very interestin' figures while be wa3 speaking in favor of His res da tion against the dispm! of binli by private contract or in any other way tBan by public advertising. He bad searched the Treasury rec >rd a id showed by tbe official fi«urea th it the U. 8. Government bad only piid ab >ir. $5,500,000 in commissions to the b ink ers who asssisted in selling the $2,500. 000,000 of bobds'which represinted the debt incurred during the late civil war, less than one half tbe am iuik m id j by the syndicate which took tbe 1 is. $52. 000,000 of bonds issued by the Cleve land administration. It is not sur prising that Congress sb uïdbe opposed to Mr. Cleveland's regioned deal for another issue of b nds through the same syndicate. The only fling that prevents CongresrdeprivMi ; Mr. CI«veJ land of the au horny to issue mue bonds uuder the old la v is the fear that such action might be used by ilie European money gougers to - cause a financial panic, No surprise was caused in Congress by tbe publication of Ambassador Bayard's alleged intention to remain iu England afi.er he retires from office, and about the only comment heard is that if we had the right sort of admin istration he would in t have to wait long for his retirement. The repoit that Bayard had been reprimanded by Secretary Olney is nut believed here. - Utah having become a full fledged state is now represented in Die House by its first Representative, in the per son'of Hon. C. E. Allen, and Dele gate Cannon retires from the House to •go, bis friends believe, to the Senate. Representative Allen says of Utah:, for ?*I think the state will remain Republi- ] can for a long period, because oar peo- Ttct pie are decidedly ia favor, ef bhe pro- he „«.»opi.im ulo tb. fa of the two senators U be elected by tie. the Utah legislature, father than that ask they would both be good Republicans and and that one would be a Mormon. The Venezuelan B niudary Commis-, Sion made an excellent star by elect ing Justice Brewer, of the U. S. Su preme Court, piesidrn'. It will bold its next meeting nn 1 he'll b inst. : luiioii %<r the invrrLgatt.m. < f A res B> % IB l ! MARYTHURMAN BONANZA QUEEN » DAUGHTER OF THE "OLD ROMAN MAKES A RICH 8TRIKE IN THE WEST. O .ce ibe belle of Washington and now (he bonanza queen of a Colorado mining camp, Mary Thurman, the yonngest daughter of the "Old Roman," the late Allen G. Thurman, has bad one of the most romantic careers of any woman in America. Mary Thurman bas b en for the last five years a social exile from the fash ionable circles of Washington and Ne w Yoik, where her brilliancy, originality and independence, and her father's na tional repute formerly gave her pres tige and position. While in Washing ton she made what was supposed to be a brilliant marriage, but a divorce fol lowed and sbe went West to San Diego and took up lier abode at Tia Juanna, on the Mexican line. Since then she has made two extraor dinary marriages, and whtn si e visited her old home at Columbus, O., shortly before her mother's death, her father turned her irom his door. News has just come from the mining camp of Picacho, near Yuma, that for tune has played the game into Mary Thurman's hands again, and that after years of luckless fa e she will probably become one of the riebest women on the Pacific Coast, She has made the richest strike known in any of the desert camps for years, and while prospecting in the hills found a vein of ore that promises to make her a bonanza queen. The romance is enhanced by the fact that her find was made within a few days of the brilliant marriage in London ofher first hesband, Lieutenant Com mander William S. Cowles, a naval at tache of the United States, to the heir ess, Miss Roosevelt, sister of James R. Roosevilt the Secretary or the United Embassy. Mary Thurman was her father's fav orite child in her girlhood. She was named after lier mother, who was a Miss Mary Dunn, of a well known LexingtoD, Ky., family, and she had much of her mother's social charm, with the mental endowments of her father. Her sister is the wife of ex Gov. McCormick, Arizona, afterwards Assistant Secretary of the Treasury in Washington and -iow in New York. Uutil the domestic difficulties which led io Mary Thurman's divorce from Lieut. Cowles, the two sistes lived at Richmond Hill, near Jamaica, L. I. in houses presented to them by their father. Mrs. McCormick still lives in New York the greater part of the year, end from here was summoned to the death bed of Judge Thurman a few weeks ago. Mary Thurman presided over her father's house in Washington, so grac iously that it became a centre of social life during his terms in the Senate, although Mrs. Thurman bad little taste for gayeties. Mrs. McCormick's bouse adjoiued lier father's in Washington, and the two mansions were thrown to gether when either gave a large enter tainment. The two sisters, one the wit and the other the beauty, were soon leaders in the younger social set Mary Thurman had a curious relig ious vein in her character, and rowiy escaped entering a nunnery in her early youth but the counsels of ber family prevailed against ber religious zeal. Sbe was educated in the Ursu line Convent, Broun County, Ohio, and though she never became a mem ber of the Catholic Church, she was a regular attendant at the Cathedral on Broad street, Columbus. lier marriage to Lieut. Cowles took place with great eclat about sixteen years ago. He was then in command of the Despatch, a small vessel wh ich lay at the Washington Navy-Yard, and was used for pleasure purposes. Their married life was an uubappy one, and by mutual agreement Mrs. Cowles secured a dirt ice through Ohio court. She Dieu went West and while traveling in Southern California met hi d married a dashing young ad venturer—Thomas Scott Gifford — v ho was born of English paten 3 in Spain and, instead of castles in Cmtile, pioved to have a wifeaud two children. Mary Thurman then proc ired a 0 id divorce and astonished her friends by marryiug "Bug" Holiday, the uoied baseball player. She bas lived a wild, adventurous life for the past few years, and is known in all the mining camps of Southern California. Always prone to enthusia sms, she caught the prospecting fever 1 n 1 her lonely walks among the lulls have made ber a familiar figure of the region. Wuat the bonanza queen will do ith Ler fortune, should it develop riel ly as it promises, is interesting beri friends. It is scarcely probable that sbe will care to come East to the scene of her social triumphs and misfortunes; but in the role of a bonanza queen all things are possible. ba u not wasting while the bond repor Finance and the It is in short branch accord appro rapid House First, be until where plain of from from the to sup Fin more Is exact be al bill and an com or is Mr. big of bill Sen cer has on me be on dif tint tbe re re re ter uar by id a HO sec to got my H8 .ForOrerFlfty Tears, An Old and well tried remedy .-Mm Winslow's Soothing Syrup bas been used for over fifty years by millions of mothers ] ,htî » children while teething, with pe Ttct Bacc ^ sa - I* soothes tbe child, softens he J f ? ra ®' *' Ia ^ s 8,1 paias ' wHid-Sotic fa ...qgpu,ol th. world. *L,*?bo. tie. Its value is Incalcuable. Be sum and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup and get no other kind, and fane but Men » Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U.&Gov't Report 'j fa : ~ f » i % M ■ f THÉ BÔRÊ WAS SHOCKED. QUEEN Bloat Letter That Reached Him From the Interior Department, : The following anecdote is related of fludge Cox, who was once secretary of the interior : There is a class of people, and a large one, who find pleasure in with the departments on ts and prolong the car » ROMAN and Colorado the Roman," bad of last fash Ne w na pres Washing to be fol Diego Juanna, extraor visited shortly father mining for Mary after probably on the desert that queen. fact few London Com at heir James the fav was a known had charm, her ex in which from at I. in their in year, the few her grac social taste bouse to enter the were set relig in ber Ursu Ohio, mem a on took ich Mrs. and ad ho the do beri all trivial su despondence indefinitely. A gentleman, S t ns call him Mr. Jones, was one of ese persistent specimens yrho wrote to the interior department Although re plies were made to his inquiries, be al ways returned to the front with another unimportant question. His case became a subject of conversation among the clerks, and at lunchtime one day some one referred to Mr. Jones' ability as a letter writer. "H I had my way, " said a clerk, "I'd soon put an end to his nonsense. " "How would you do it?" "Why, I'd write him a letter like this, " and he wrote as follows : Dear Mr. Jones—Y oure of tbe 9th bist received. In reply I would say that your in tellectual capacities are rather inferior to those of a boneless oodAah. I am tired of yon. Hoping you will not write again, I remain, yours respectfully, -. The letter was passed around and read and finally carelessly thrown aside oils desk. It remained there until evening, when it was collected, with others, by the messenger whose duty it was to car ry letters from the several divisions to the secretary for his signature. It chanced to be among some letters relat ing to routine matters, and Secretary Cox affixed his signature without read ing it. Then it went through the mail to Mr. Jones. The following day the secretary received a communication from Mr. Jones. He was shocked and grieved ; he was fearful that the govern ment was tottering to its falL When a cabinet officer descended to penning such sentences, he said, he feared for the welfare of the country. Mr. Jones' wounded feelings were soothed by a per sonal letter from the secretary, and to show that there was no hard feeling on his part Mr. Jones at once renewed his correspondence with the department. — Washington Post NEWS OF LINCOLN'S DEATH. An Uliutration of the Improvement In the Means of Communication. Writing upon the subject of "The Ro mance of Our News Supply," Mr. W. G. Fitzgerald tells a story about the death of President Lincoln which strik ingly illustrates the improvement effect ed in our means of communication dur ing the last 80 years. In those days there were no.Atlantic cables working, and news of the shooting of the presi dent and his subsequent death had to come by steamer. All night after Wilkes Booth's fatal Bhot had been fired Reu ter's agent at Washington waited for the announcement of Lincoln's death, which was known to be imminent. The president passed away at 7 :80 the next morning at the very moment a great steamer was leaving for England. The energetic agent hired a fast tug and pursued the departing steamer until ho was near enough to cast on her deck a tin canister containing the mournful tidings. This was the only intimation of Lincoln's death received in England by the mail. It was the custom in those days for swift yachts to meet the in coming Atlantio liners off the coast of Ireland. Tin cans of special construction were thrown overboard by the officers of the steamer and picked np by the yaohte, after which the messages were conveyed with all possible expedition to the near est telegraph office.—London News. Marine Mnsio a Failure. Until some recent discoveries by Pro fessor Haussier of Yevey, Switzerland, It was not suspected that fishes were af fected by music. In a shallow inlot Pro fessor Sauseier found a queer arrange ment of strings in the wgter which' de manded examination. ~~ fair from a distance wi scope he saw that some 1 fishes, which had, by the usual painful method, gain ed possession of several fragments of fishline, were passing them around two sticks thrust into the water by some fish erman. When the strings were strung, the stakes were wedged apart by piling stones between them so as to tighten the strings, three or four fishes rolling a stone along the bottom with their noses. The operation was necessarily slow. The professor watched it at intervals for two or three days Finally, when all was ready, the lar gest fish seized a stick or bone, and, using it as a plectrum, twanged the strings with it, while the other fishes gathered around to hear the music. Of course, there was none, as the sub merged strings refused to sound. After several trials the fishes tore np their wa ter harp in disgust They had probably caught their idea from Aimee Haussier, the professor's daughter, who was in the habit of playing a harp by the bank. —Boston Journal uar swing the af a water tele HO sec * An Even Thing. "My friend," he said in the soft tremolo which bespeaks the mendicant, "I'm in bard luck." The man whom he was endeavoring to touch only jvalked the faster. "I'm hungry and sleepy and I ain't got a thing ter eat nor any place ter lay my head." "I haven't anything for you. Fve heard all that before. '' "Heard it before I Why, look 'ere, mister, this ain't no prize contest for originality. And if it is, you ain't got none the best o' me,"he went on, slack ening his pace, and dropping behind. "I've heard what yon said before 'bout 'leven thousand times at the lowest eal c'lation. "—Washington Star. Or H8 pm Not a Crying Bril. See the young woman. x Is the young woman being suddenly and unexpectedly kissed? Ah, yes. And does the young worilän reise» fane and cry? The young woman raises a alight hoe, but no cry.—Detroit Tribune. ''Säs Beggar—Bog pardon, sir, but I have Men better days than this. Passer by—Si bave I. The weather is horrid **' "" ' »