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ESTABLISHED 1849. li. L SNYDER, PUBLISHER MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI. SHEPHERDSTOWN, W. VA., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5. 1890. TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR IN ADVANCE NEW VOL. 2(5 ? NO. 10. H p. ?JIKSO!?. J* r' EnqLK. (illiSON &ENGLE. attorneys at law, i -imrlestown, Jefferson county, W. Va. ilKM'l'lt'E In tba Uourtsof Jefferson and I !t.iotnlng counties In the Supreme Court A V , ?; Virginia, and hi the United sihich I'ourt at Martlusburg. Notary Pub Uc'ln ortice. In Lawyer s Row, on George Street. GEORGE W.GR AH AM, HK.AL ESTATE AGENT, llARPXK's Fcrry, W. Va. > ppt'IAL attention Riven to Pensions. Koun S t'laims against the United States, and unit I ties of Western Lauds, before the i.encrai lJ?nd "thee. y.x.l 1SS2. tf SURVEYING. I3KRS0NS wishing old lines sur veyed, lost corners restored, land divided up, etc., can have the sutue j, in- by calling on me. CfVharges Moderate. GEO. W. BANKS, Principal Graded School. Shepherdstown, W. Va. I ) 1 {. J. L. LUK E ?>K*TIKT, tJraduato of the University of Maryland, hits ? ?ate.i permanently In Shepherdstown, W. , Vs.. - Aloe in frout rooms over the store of Mr. Hodges. Nitrous Oxide Gas Administered. PR. t. c. stotlerJ SH KPH ERDSTOWN, WEST VA. l-i"" Twelve Years experieuce. The Entler Hotel, SHEPHERDSTOWN, W. VA., Has Been Re-opened l cder a new management and with new fur niture throughout. Every effort for the comfort of guests will be made. J. V TKU8NELL, Proprietor. Sample Room on First Floor. dTsTrentchT Justice of the Peace, Notarv Public, hiiJ Agent for the Mutual Life In surance Co. of New York. \r give attention to all business con nected with the above offices. Belnga bouded off.? ? r. will give special attention to collec ts .us of notes and accounts received, with or ?:.iK<ut process of Law. Charges moderate tiid i'tompt returns made. i >. eTbIllmyerT MANUFACTURER OK HIGH GRADE ROLLER FLOUR, Corn Meal, Jlill Feed, Ac. Orders promptly tilled. Wagon in town Daily. PRIVATE SALE. I WILL sell at private sale my farm. In Jef ferson county. W. Va.. containing one iiuuc'rcd acres. Said farm is at the junction of the H. A (>. K. It. and the turnpike leading , fh>rn Shepherdatowu to Halltown, "J*'? from I n.onvllle, 1>4 milt^H from Duffiekis Ifr<>t; nvc miles from Sbeplierdstowii ; four fr< :n H irper'a Kerry and neve n from Iharles u?un. <io?d dwelling-house and all ?>*<-'???; r\ f.ii ldings, also small tenant house. About twenty acres good timber. Never-falling * e1 . of t xcellent WRt0r, several nprinigs anu utream of running water. This \h h rare chance to get one of Jetterson county h wplen did farms. GOOD OKCHAHU on Uiejgace. For particulars address David W. Kein liAKr, l.tlV W. Main Street. Hlchmond, \ a. July If. 1S90? 3ra CARPETS. The largest and finest stock o Body, Tapestrv and Velvet Brussels, Mo quets, ingrain and pood Home made Carpetst his side of Phil adelphia can be seen at A. YINGLING'S CARPET STORE, HAGERSTOWN, MARYLAND. \ HU prices are on an average of ten percent ? mi than city houses. He will make ittothe nterest of the Housekeepers of Jeflerson and ierkHey counties to call and see Ills stock when In want of Carpeting. He takes grea pleasure In showing goods and making every one feel at home at his place of business. CHARLES W.BROWN, THE Charlestown Jeweler, < >fTt*rs to every one the choice of many gifts included in his im mense assortment of Ladies' and Gents' Gold W atches. Breastpins, Earrings, Scarf pins, Cliff Buttons, etc., Diamond Rings, Breastpins, Scarf Pins, Gold-lieaded Canes, Gold Eye Glasses and Spec tacles. A COMPLETE LINE OF SILVERWARE, direct from the manufacturers for Birthday and Wedding Presents. An early call is re spectfully requested. CIIAS. W. BROWN, 12 Washington St., Charlestown. Important Notice ! I INVITE your attention to a successful sub stitute for scraping white-washed walls. 1 *111 put paper on white-washed walls with out scraping the walls If the lime Is tight and will guarantee it to stay on as long as it will If scraped. If it comes off. 1 will furnish pa per and will put it on at my expense. I can ft reliable parties to vouch to this where I have put paper on. Also will hang paper aa cheap *s any one. I can furnish paper as ** cheap as you can get It any where, suitable for decorating ceilings and walls of any kind. Will do any kind of house and sign painting. ? urnlture done up In style. WM. R. MILLEK. UiiUTrn I .Salesmen to sell our Choice "nlllLUi Nursery stock. All goods guar anteed Aral-class. <-iood salaries and expenses or a liberal commission paid. No experience nece?*ary. Write for terms, giving age, and secure your choice ol Territory. G. L. KNIGHT & CO., 100 Park Avenue, Rochester, N. Y. 1 FLAVORING EXTRACTS.? Good and very . cheap, at McMURRAN S. NEW GOODS -AT M. B.Baker's! Dry Goods, Notions, Shoes, Hats, Groceries, Provisions, Tobacco, Cigars. A splendid line of Fine Shoes for ladies, men and children. A full assortment of Hats for men and boys for summer wear. ALL DEPARTMENTS FULL UP M. B. BAKER. OUR FALL GOODS Have arrived, and we assert, without hesitancy, that we have beyond doubt one of the finest and most complete assortments of Suitings, Pantaloon ings, Overcoatings and Vestings, which will give us much pleasure to display to a customer whether he makes a purchase or not. We will furnish you Clothing, cut in the latest style, on terms that can not be improved upon, as we have no hired Cutter to demand his wages; therefore, in doing our own cutting we can give this benefit derived to the customer with Fit, Finish and Fashion. . . Our Superior Workmanship and Quality of Goods cannot be surpass ed, and we guarantee Perfect Satis faction in every respect. We also have in stock a large line of Gents, Furnishing Goods, ^ and always in receipt of the latest Novel ties. " Call and see us. Respectfully, J. I). SWARTZ, 24 W. Wash. St., Hagerstown, Md. Scribner's Magazine the coming vear will be note ers believe are of very an usual interest, ami among them the following may be mention ed : Sir Edwin Arnold contributes to the December number the first of h series of tour Articles upou Japan, lis people. Its ways, anil Its thoughts. Mr. Kob ert Blum, who was commissioned to go to Japan for Scribner's Magazine, has prepared a very remarkable series of drawintcs to illus trate Sir Edwin's papers. Articles upon the recent Japanese Festival Will follow, Illus trated by Mr. Hlum. Henry M. Stanley has prepared for the January number an im portant article upon "The Pigmies of the Great Alrioan Forest." Another contribu tion In this field will be Mr. J. .Scott Keltle's account of the recent African Fxhlbition held in London, Both papers will be amply Illus trated. The Wrecker, a Serial Novel by ICobert Louis Stevenson and Lloyd Osbourne, will run through a large part of the year. Illustrated by Hole. A two part story by Frank It. Stookton will also ap pear. Prof. James Bryce, M. P., author of "The American Commonwealth," will write a series of Four Articles upon In dia, embodying the results of his recent jour ney and studies ou this land of never-ending Interest. Ocean Steamships will be the subject of an Important series somewhat upon the lines of the successful Kailroad Articles. "Passenger Travel," "The Life of Officers and Men," "Speed and Safety Devices." and "Management," are some of the subjects touched upon and illustrated. Great Streets of the World is the title of a novel collection of articles on which the author and artist will collaborate to give the characteristics of famous thor oughfares. The first, on Broadway, will be written by Ktchard Harding Davis, and illus trated by "Arthur B. Frost, others will fol low on 1'lccadilly, London; Boulevard, Paris; The Corso, Koine. The price of Scribner's Magazine ad mits of adding a subscription to one's other reading at very small cost, tin ders should be sent at once. S3 a Year, 2a g a PkUFFibei?. CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS, Publishers, 743-745 Broadway, New York. M. Palmbauin & Bro., CH ARLESTOWN, W. VA., Are receiving the largest assortment of FALL AND WINTER Dress Goods, ALSO Dry Goods, Ac., ever brought to Charlestown. Now is the time for bargains in Dry Goods, Notions, etc. People's Bargain Store, NKXT DOOR TO WATSON HOUSE. \IrE have Just received a new lot of Bath Tf and Carriage Sponges, from 10 cents to $1.73, all of a perfect form. Just as torn from the rocks, and aie not cut. for by so doing the quality of a sponge Is mined and they soon tear. Oall at GIBSON S DRUG STORE. CORRECT DRESSERS WILL FIND IT TO THEIR INTEREST TO BUY THEIR FALL AND WINTER CLOTHING ?AND? Furnishing Goods -FROM? s. P. Humrickhou8e & Son. We have received our stock of Clothing Gents' Furnishings anil Piece Goods for Fall and W Inter. Our clothing is the nicest we have ever had, consisting of Worsted, Chevi ot and Cassimere Suits Pants and Overcoats for men, boys and children. The nicest line of (lents' 1- urnlshlng Goods In town, such as Scarfs of every description, Hosiery for men, hoys and children, Overshlrts, Undershirts and Drawers for men, boys and children. Handkerchief?, all styles ; Suspeuders. Valises, Umbrellas, Gloves ! (. ollar and Cuff Muttons, and In fact, all the accessories to a gentleman's wardrobe. Fine Line of PIECE GOODS, w liich we sell by the yard or make to order. NO CHARGE for cutting when we sell the goods. Custom cuttlnga specialty. Satisfac tion guaranteed. Thankful for past favors, we hope to merit a continuance of same. Respectfully, S. P. HUM RICK HOUSE A* SON, Fashionable Clothiers. THE Boss Clothing Man OF SHEPHERDSTOWN, Jacob Win term oyer, wishes us to say to his friends anil customers that his stock of Reatlymade Clothing* ! -AND GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS for fall and winter for men, boys and children lias now arrived, and he has beyond doubt one of the finest and most complete assortments that has ever been brought to tbls market. Clothing of the best qualltv and workman ship that cannot be surpassed. All of the latest styles and best finished goods in the market. .My line of Bo>s' and Children's Clothing In SUITS AND OVERCOATS is full and all at the lowest price. I also have the largest and latest styles of Overcoats that I have ever bandied. Fly fronts, silk facing and lining. Light and heavy weight ; single and double-breasted. Also the Storm Over coat. .My line oi Neckwear, Gents' Furnishings, is the finest and best 1 have ever handled. I have, in fact .everything that a Man or bov needs to make him happy. They are all very cheap and direct from the manufacturer. *1 have a nice llneof Trunksand Valises. Any thing you need for your comfort you can tlnd at the Boss Clot ill tig Man's Store. With many thanks to all of my friends and customers for their past favors, I ask a con tinuance of the same in the future. Keep us In mind when you want a genuine bargain. Remember the old stand? College Square. JACOB WINTKKMOYER, The Boss Clothing Man. 1867 23 YEARS" 1890 WITHOUT A CHANGE OF NAME -SO STANDS Hagley's Temple of Fashion ?WITH? $30,000 Worth of Clothing ! Boots and Allots, Underwear, Neck wear, Trunks, etc., for the season's trade. The largest and best stock in Jef ferson county, including a lovely line of Gent's, Boys' ami Children's Suits. A large stock of Light, Medium and Heavy Overcoats in Sack and Ulsters. 1>2 Cases of Rubber Boots and Shoes. 123 Dozen Hats and Caps. 87 Dozen Pairs of Gloves. 43 Dozen Overalls. 1 Ton of Tobacco. 117 Dozen Shirts. Trunks by the Wagon Load. 1,200 Pairs of Boots. Corn and Potatoes taken in ex change. Agents for STEAM LAUNDRY ? send every week. GEO. H. HAGLEY, CHARLESTOWN, WEST VA. "ESTABLISHED IN 1 868. JEFFERSON Sash, Door and Blind FACTORY. CALL FOR YOUR Framing, Siding, Sheathing, Floor ing, Frames, Sash, Bliuds, Doors, Mantels, Mouldings, Newels and Stair Work, PlastcringLath, Brick Tiles, &c., <fcc., John McKnight's, CHARLESTOWN, W. VA. Having put in new machinery and a force of skilled workmen, we are pre pared to furnish material with expedi- ' tion and satisfaction to all at the most reasonable terms. Factory opposite B. & O. Depot. Successor to C. H. McKnight A; Co. SCHOOL SUPPLIES. Such as Chalk Crayons, Pens, Ink, Penhold era. Paper, Copy Hooks, from No. 1 to No. 10 i Tablets from ic to 30c. Indelible Ink and j Pencils. Slate Pencils, School Sponges from lc up. A superior and cheap line of Memo randum Books, Day Books and Ledgers? the ; cheapest lot I ever bought. Also Stationery ! lu large quantities. Gibson, the Druggist 1 J. S. FLEMINGJiotary Public. VI r ILL take acknowledgments of Deeds, T \ Power of Attorney, Affidavits, Deposi tions, and attend to all busluess connecte, wltb the office. PDCPUI LOCAL agents wanted In your OrLUlHLi county at once, part or full time. A reliable and energetic man can secure a permanent and paying position with us. Stock warranted tir6t-elass, and any failing to lire, replaced fraa Write for letters terms at once. llGGi All letters promptly answered. R. D. LUETCHFORD CO.. N ursery men , Rochester, N. V. Be Sure If you have made up your mind to bny Hood's Sarsaparilla do not be induced to take any other. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is a peculiar medicine, possessing, by virtue of its peculiar combination, proportion, and preparation, curative power superior to any other article. A Boston lady who knew what she wanted and whose example is worthy Imitation, tel.s her experience b<V>w: To Get " In one store where I went to buy Hood's Sarsaparilla the clerk tried to induce me buy their own instead of Hood's; he told me their s would last longer; that I might take it on ten days' trial; that if I did not like it I need not pay anything, etc. But he could not prevail on me to change. I told him I knew what Hood's Sarsaparilla was. I had taken it, was satisfied with it, and did not want any other. Hood's When I began taking nood's Sarsaparilla I was feeling real miserable, suffering a great deal with dyspepsia, and so weak that at times I could hardly stand. I looked, and had for some time, Ilk e a person in con sumption. nood's Sarsaparilla did me so much goo?ithat I wonder at myself sometimes, and my friends frequently speak of it." Mrs. Ella A. Gorr, Cl Terrace Street, Boston. Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. 01; six for p5. Prepared only by C. I. IIOOU & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Maas. 100 Doses One Dollar M.&Hitesliew Has returned from the city with an IMMENSE LINE -OK Dry Goods, Notions, Millinery, &c., AND CAX OFFER BARGAINS! to every purchaser. We <juotc you 46-inch Henrietta at .r)0c; 1A yd. wide Broad Cloth, all wool, 00c : Ladies V?sts, 25c, 35c, 40c, 50c, 75, ?1 and 81.25. Ladies' and Children's CLOAKS I JERSEYS ALL PRICES. LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S SHOES! Miss Etta Heisner has charge of my Millinery Department ! and would l>e pleased to have you call and look over the Jl T S7 and will show you with pleasure. Ev erything is PRETTY, STYLISH and CHEAP. We have a Big Line to select from. Don't fail to come, even if you do not buy. We Receive Goods two and three times a week. Our Goods are always FRESH and NEW. Respectfully, M. S. HITESIIEW. CALL TO SEE US. HEAR! HEAR! .The Little Store 'Round The Comer In still alive, and full of a nice stock of New Goods. We want all? both great Knd small ? to Rive us a call, and see for themselves Just what we have at Miss Ellen's. We have a very nice and cheap lot of Linen Table Nap kin's and Cloths, Turkey Ked Table Cloths j and Napkins. Table and Stand Covers, silk and chenille. Bed Spreads, white and color ed. Pillow Sham Haiders to fasten to the Bedstead. Towels from '*? up to to 50c. Kleece llned Hose, cream and black, very good. New Style Children's Hose In folors. Children's Underwear, Tests and Drawers. Ladles' and Children's Hose .supporters, something new. Indies' Vests and Drawers, something nice. Children's Handkerchiefs from 3c up to 50c. Black and Colored Silk Handkerchiefs. Cor sets of many kinds. It we don't have to suit, will order at auy time. Worsteds, Saxony Shetland Floss, Uermantowu Yarns, Ball Yarn. Lunch Baskets, and many other pood and useful articles can be found low for CASH at the Little Stoie 'Hound the Corner, of ELLEN W ELS HANS. Mrs. M. L. Herrington -HAS J l* ST RECEIVED THE MOST STYLISH LINE -OK Millinery, Dress Fabrics, Fan cy Articles, Notions, That has ever been brought to this town. Prices to suit all. XilliaerT Executed With Artistic Effect! No trouble to show goods. All are invited to call earlv. SCHOOL NTATIO.VERl'.-A new line aud new supply of Writing Papers. Tab lets, Exercise Books, Memorandum Books, Blank Books and Scratchers, Call Bells, very cheap. Inks, Pens, Pencils. Chalk Crayons, Blackboard Erasers, Pencil Krasers. Drawing Pens, Automatic Pencils with purple, blue and red leads, Soapstone Pencils, Wooden Slate Pencils. dc? Ac. Call at McMCRRAN'8 DRUG STORE. CONTENT. Everything pleased my neighbor Jim, When it rained He never complained, But said wet weather suited him. ? There's never too mn'h rain for me. And this is something like," said he. When earth was dry as a powder mill. He did not sigh Because it was dry. But said if he could have bis will It would be his chief, supreme delight I To live where the sun shone day and night. Wheu winter came with its snow and ice, He did not scold Because it was cold. But said : "Now this is r?-al nice: If ever from home I'm forced ?.o go, I'll move up north with the Esquimau." A cyclone whirled along its (rack, And did him harm It broke his arm. And stripped the coat from off his back ; "And I would give another limb | To see such a blow again," said Jim. And when at length his years were told. And his body bent, And his strength all spent, And Jim was very weak and old, "I long have wanted t'? knew," he said, i "How it feels to die," and Jim wasdt-ad. The angel of death had summoned him To heaven, or? well, I cannot tell ; But I know that the climate suited Jim ; And, cold 01 hot, it mattered not? It was to him the long-sought spot. TO WIN SUCCESS. The voting man who does just as little a* possible for an employer some times wonders why he is not given a higher position in the business house in which he is employed, when a less brilliant companion, who works for another establishment, is advanced very rapidly. The reason probably is that the less brilliant companion is more faithful and works conscien tiously, always seeking to do more than enough barely to secure his sal ary. Somebody sees and appreciates his work, and when the opportunity comes a better place is given him. which he fills with equal faithfulness, j An illustration of this may be found j in the following true anecdote : A boy about sixteen years of age 1 was seeking employment in one of the large cities. He looked vainly for two weeks and was well nigh hope- ; less of getting any work to do, when one afternoon he entered a store kept by a gentleman whom we will call Mr. Stone. The lad asked the usual question, "('an you give tue anything to do?" Mr. Stone, to whom he appealed, answered, "No, full now." Then hap pening to notice an expression of de spondency on the youth's face, he said, "If you want to work half an hour or so, go down stairs and pile up that kindling wood. I)o it well, and I'll give you twenty-five cents." "All right, and thank you, sir," an swered the young man, and went be low. As the store was about closing for the afternoon he came up stairs and went to Mr. Stone. "Ah, yes," said the gentleman, somewhat hastily. "Piled the wood? Well, here's your money. "No, sir: I'm not quite through, and I should like to come and finish in the ' morning," paid the young fellow, re fusing the silver piece. "All right," said Mr. Stone, and he I thought no more of the affair till the next morning, when he chanced to be ; in the basement, ami recollecting the wood pile, glanced into the coal and wood. The wood was arranged in or derly tiers, the room was cleanly swept, and the young man was at that moment busy repairing the coal bin. "Hullo." said Mr. Stone. "I didn't engage you to do anything but pile up the wood." "Yes, sir, I know it,'' answered the lad, "but I saw this needed to be | done, and I had rather work than not, but I don't expect any pay but my quarter." "Humph!" muttered Mr. Stone, and went up to his office without any i further comment. Half an hour later ? the lad presented himself, clean and well brushed, for hit pay. Mr. Stone passed him his quarter. "Thank you," said the youth, and turntd away. "Stop a minute," said Mr. Stone. 'Have you a place in view where you can find work?" "No, sir." "Well, I want you to work for me. Here," writing something on a slip of paper, "take this to that gentleman standing by the counter there, he will tell you what to do. I will give you six dollars a week to begin with. Do your work as well as you did that down stairs and ? that's all," and Mr. Stone turned away before the young man recovered from his surprise suf ficiently to speak. This happened fifteen years ago. Mr. Stone's store is more than twice j as big as it was then, and its superin tendent to day is the young man who began by piling kindling wood for a quarter. Faithfulness has been his motto. By it he ha- been advanced step by 6tep, and hag not by any means reached the topmost round of success. He is sure to become a part nfr someday, either with his employ er or in some other business house. ? 1 Youth's Companion. "Papa," said the young mother. "I've decided on a name for baby; we will call her Imogen." Papa wa? lost in thought for a few minutes; he did not like the name, but if he opposed it his wife would have her own wav. "That's nice,'' said he, presently. "My first sweetheart was named Imogen, and she %*ill take it as a compliment.'' "We will call her Mary, after my mother." was the stern reply. Mr. B.? "What are you laughing about, Jennie?" # Mrs. B.? "I wag just thinking what a fool you looked when you proposed to me." Mr. B. (sighing)? "Tes; and I was as big a fool as I looked. Depew Led in Prayer. There is a pretty story concerning Chauncev M. Depew which, though two vears old now. has never seen the light of print. One afternoon a special train rolled out of the Grand Central Depot for Boston. The party consisted for the mos part of railroad magnates. Among them, besides Mr. Depew. were Pierpont Morgan. President Green, of the Erie road: John King. <?eorp,e TWdoin and ex-Secretary Whitney. The afternoon was lowering am t >e air was chill. Soon after sunset it eot very dark, and the night set in stormily, with a high wind abroad 1 1, fide everything was warmth, light and Cheer: outside ^erything was darkness cold and night The car. like the special cars of rich and influential men. was all that skill am money could devise. You may be gure there was very sunny wine in the lockers and there were cards and books and plenty of good tobacco to make the journey as much like a lazj afternoon at the club as possible. On through the night the train went shrieking, and it reached the town of Greenfield. There it slowed up a little till the town was passed, and then out again it pushed into ie night once more. Two miles out, and a shiver ran through the whole length of the train. And then slowly, slowly it began to slacken the speed with which it had been plunging for ward, and finally came to a dead stop. What was the matter! A man which the train had caught in its mouth and hurled to one side as some monster in the jungle catches a hum ? ter and flings him to the winds for 8IThe train stopped. The men inside the car rushed to the door and peered out into the night. To them | rushed up the engineer and told th awful thing that had just happened. , He had seen the unfortunate man only when within about sixty feet of him, and had put on the brakes. But it was too late. The engine had Btruck him and hurled him aside h a projectile. The train had made a long distance before it had come to a standstill. And back somewhere ... the shadows lay the dead man Mr. Depew ordered the train put back at once to Greenfield, and so back to Greenfield it felt its way. The merriment of the part> was lom. pletelv subdued. At the station " | (Jreenfield the ftrrt man to p" ? foot on the platform was Cl.auncej Depew. He quickly notified the au- , thorities of the accident which had occurred, and then busied himself ... making arrangements for bringing , back the dead. j Four men and a stretcher were pro cured. Mr. Depew invited the men into his car, and the train rushed off again to the npot where the unknown unfortunate had been run over There the searchers with their lan. terns were put off. The search was a very brief one, ami what wa? l?-ft or 1 the dead man was carefully placed upon the cot. Mr. Depew had also made arrangements at Greenfield for the conveyance of the party with their burden back to the town. When everything possible had been done the engineer fired up again, the pleasure partv started off for Boston, and the searching party with the dead man went back to Greenfield. It had been h arned that the man who had been run down in the dark was a poor printer, S-T years of age He left behind him a widow and two children, who had nothing to depend upon except what lie hud earned for them from clay to day. He had lived about the tracks a good many years, ! and knew thoroughly the comings and goings of the trains and their regular time of passing At the hour when he was killed no train was due j along the road. The pleasure party had suddenly become very quiet. Iu one corner sat Mr. Da pew, looking out into the darkness. In another sat Pierpont Morgan, puffing silently away at a ci^ar. And outside the rain contin ued to pour in torrents, and the glass of the car windows was as opaque as onyx. Mr. Depew rose from his cor ner and approached his comrades, who were grouped at the other end of the coach. "How true it is,** said Mr. Depew solemnly, with a sad smile on his face, "that in the midst of life we are iu death. Do you know, I can't help thinking about that poor fellow lying out there dead, crushed like a worm? They say he was a poor man and that he had a wife and some little oues, who have no one to care for them now. What a terrible thin# to be cut down like that without a mo ment's warning? and such a horrible death at it was. too. Not a moment given to prepare to meet his God. Think of it! Had we not better knee! and plead to the Almighty for his soul?'1 Every man in the car bowed his head. "Let us pra>," said Chauncey Depew in a low voice. And there, standing with his hand* folded across his breast, he closed his eyes and ap pealed to heaven in intercession for the dead man's soul. Lawrence Richards and George Barr, the porters, bad knelt down near the door. When the prayer was ended a chorus of aniens came from every man's lips there. Then there was an other siierice, which was disturbed only by the lashing of the water against the window panes Only a handful of persons heard the prayer, yet who shall say that this appeal to the Father of Mercy for a dead man and his orphaned children was not the most beautiful speech that was ever uttered by Chauncey Depew. And returning to bis corner again the pleader sat for a few minute8 without speaking. Then once more he approached his companions, with a paper in his hands. "Now, gentle men," he began. by way of explana tion. as he held out the paper and tapped it with his spectacles. "I wish to make a collection for the poor fellow's family, and I move you that we each put down here something that will tend to make smooth the rough way his hapless widow and children will have to tread. I wilj head the list with $100.'' "Then I will follow your lead with another ylOO," spoke up Pierpont Morgan. "Good." answered Mr. I)ej>ew, "and 1 appoint you forthwith secretary and treasurer of the fund." "Then I'll have to double my sub scription. that's all," replied Mr. Morgan. "Let me have the honor of coming in next." here chimed in President i Green. And so the good work went on. Kvery man in the party put down his signature for a generous amount, and the paper was handed over to Mr. Morgan, who agreed to forward the money by draft through his banking- > house the next day and call after- j wards upon each of the subscribers for the sum set opposite his name. Wise Thoughts for Wise Women. With time and patience the mul- . berry leaf becomes satin. One cannot imagine how much 1 cleverness is necessary not to be ri. ! diculous. A woman would be in despair if na ture hail formed her as fashion,, makes her appear. The change of fashion is the tax that the industry of the poor levies upon the vanity of the rich. There are three thing that women throw away? their time, their money and their health. The wealthiest one is the one who is most economical ; the poorest, the one w ho is most miserly. The greatest evidence of demorali zation is the respect paid to wealth. Woman is loveliest in womanly at. tire. The error of certain women is to imagine that to acquire distinction they must imitate the manners of men. The knowledge of the charms one possesses prompts one to utilize them. I cannot see why women are so de- 1 sirous of imitating men. A woman whose ruling passion is not vanity is superior to any man of equal capacity. Men make laws, women make man ners. There is something of woman In everything that pleases. Taste in the fact or uie mina. Taste i? the microscope of the judgment. Modesty is the consciseness of the body. Discomfort destroys grare. Dress changes the manners. Vanity ruins more women than love. We always find wit and merit in these who look at us with admira tion. A fool always finds some one more foolish than himself to aduiire him. Folly always deserves its misfor tunes. Beauty is the first gift nature give* to woman and the first she takes from her. Women dress less to be clothed than to be adored. With women the denire to bedeck themselves is the desire to please. In condemning the vanity of ! women, men complain of the fire that they themselves have kindled. What render! the vanity of others unbearable to us is the wound it in flicts on ours. Vanity is the only intellectual en joyment of many people. One sneers at curls when one has no more; one slanders apples when , one has no more teeth. He who first iu vented raiment per- I haps invented love. It is beauty that begins to please and tenderness that completes the charms. The profession of women is very hard. Society would be a charming thin# f ?if we were only interested in one another. Enjoy and give enjoyment with out injury to thyself or others. This is morality. The surest way to please is to for Ketone's self and to think only of others. The only way to ph ase <iod is to follow the good inclinations of our nature. The best lesson is that of example. An Intelligent Pointer. We were sitting around a stove in Pamlico lighthouse spinning yarns. Dogs were the subject of conversa tion and each sportsman exercised his imagination in telling of the won derful intelligence of bis respective dog. When they all got through but one. Bill Wagner, of Washington, arose. " You see that dog lying there, gentlemen? Well, be hasn't the hu. man intellect of your dogs, but stilj he is smart for an animal. Just be fore I came on this trip I had to go to the Webster Law building to see my attorney and Urso there followed nie. The passage is a hundred yards long in that building, with lawyers shingles hung over the doors on both sides. All at once I taw Ursocome to a dead stand, as if he bad run on a big covy. There he stood like he was carved out of marble. I looked around thinking there was k tame bird in the building'- but no, there was noth ing of the kind. In my bewilderment I happened to look up, and there, painted in big letters on a sign, was; A. Partridge, At toruey-at-Law." Xo man is as good at home as his I picture look.- in a neighbor's album. She Got Even. "Now, madam." said the attorney for the defendant to a little, wiry, black eyed fidgety woman who had been summoned as a witness in a breach of the peace case, "you will please give in your testimony in as few word* as possible. You know the defendant?" "Know who?" "The defendant. Mr. Joshua Bagg."' "Josh Bagg! I guess I do know him. and I knowed his daddy afore him. and I don't know nothing to the credit of either of 'em and I don't think?" "We don't want to know what you think, madam. Please say 'yes' or 'no' to my question." "What question?" "Do you know Mr. Joshua Bagg?" "Don't 1 know 'im, though? Well, I should smile! Von ask Josh Bagg if he knows me. Ask him if he knows anything 'bout tryin' to eheat a poor widder like me out of a two-year-old steer. Ask him if?" "Madam, I?" "Ask him whose land he got his cord wood off of last spring, and why he hauled it in the night. Ask his wife. Betsy Bagg. if she knows any thing about slippin' into a neighbor's palter lot and milkin' three cows on the sly. Ask?" "See here, madam?" "Ask Josh Bagg about that uncle of his that died In the penitentiary out West. A?k him about lettin' his pore old mother die in the porehouse. Ask Betsey Bagg about puttin a big brick into a lot of butter she sold last fall?" "Madam. 1 tell you?" "See if Josh Bagg knows anything about feeding tin head of cattle all the salt they would eat and then let ting them swill down all the water they could hold just 'fore he drlv them into town and sold 'tui. Ben what he's got to say to that!" "That has nothing to do with case. I want you to?" "Then there was old Azrael Bagg, own uncle to Josh, got rid of his ua tive town on a rail 'tween two days, and Betty Bagg's own brother got ketched in a neighbor's hen house at midnight. Ask Josh?" "Madam, what do you know about this ease?" "1 don't, know the first livin' thing 'bout it, but I'll bet Josh Bagg in guilty, whatever it is. The fact is, I've owed theni Baggses a grudge for the last fifteen years, and I got my self nailed up as a witness on purpose to git even with 'em, and I feel that I have done it. Oood-by." a Bitnop ? Johe. Tbrre of tlii? Kpi?cnpal CongreHK sat in a corner of the Lafayette writing room yesterday afternoon talking nvi r hoiiih important subject. All were men ranging from fifty to siity flve years, all were dressed in black, anil the fare of each wore a I ok of intense interest. Those who noticed these gentlemen were aware that they were discussing some important church question. and nobody heard what they ?aid hut one joung man, who appeared to have fallen asleep in a chair near by. Ah he half opened his even the Western Bishop gravely said: "Gentlemen, I wish to ask a qui t tlon." The other* drew nearer an the Bishcp, carefully adjusting hie spec tacles, continued, "Gentlemen, why in Death lik?? a tin can tied to a dog'i tail?" A hileiiri* ensued. The two clergy men thus address mused for a while, and then shook their head*. "Give it up," they i-aid. A smile spread over the Bishop'* fare ait he added, "Grim Death is like a tin r an tied to a dog's tail, because it's bound to a pup." Then he burst into a roar of laughter, and the oth ers made feeble efforts to join him and appreciate the Joke. I^ate last evening, after the session of til*- Congress, the three met again in the I^fayette eorrider, and the Bishop, a little embarrassed. said : "Gentlemen. I told that story wrong this afternoon; what I really meant was this: Grim Death Is like a tin can tied to a dog's tail because it's bound to a cur? not to a pup." The others laughed this trip Phil adelphia Prut. No Place lo Move To. There lives out in Joe Cannon's dis trict in Dlii.oi* an old farmer, who Is a 7.?-alous Republican, one of the red hot part Iran stripe. Win n he heard of Cannon's defeat he said to his wife, who is one of tho*e women who obey their lord and master blindly : "Mary, pack up every tiling. I ui going to move." "WhyT" aeked Mary. "Because Joe Cannon is beat and I won't live in a Democratic district. "Very well," said Mary, with a lit tle resigned sigh. Then the old man went to town to sell his farm. There he heard all the election news. He returned bowe, and entering the houae. said : "Mary, yoo can quit packing up. I ain't a going to move." "Wbyf inquired Mary. "Because," he replied, tadly, "there's no place to move to." Superintendent.? "Who led the children of Israel into Canaan? Will one of the smaller boys answer?" (No reply.) Superintendent (somewhat sternly ? "Can no one tell? Little boy on that seat next to the aisle, who led tbe children of Israel into Canaanf ' Little Boy (badly frigbtened>?"H wasn't me. I-I ji?t moved in yere las1 week fum Mizxoury." A close reader? One who always borrows his neighbor's paper, being too close to buy one.