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Physn tans' Pre scriptions filled with accuracy?no J substitution pure, honest Medicine 1 and by a Registered Druggist only. GIBSON,Druggist ' W. N. Lk.mkx, President. B. F. Hauuisox, Cashier. J. II. Quioley, Ass't Cashier. Jefferson Savings Bank,, SHEPHERDSTOWN, W. YA., S licit.-) your business and offers ev- 1 ery accommodation consistent with conservative banking. Discounts Daily! | Directors Meet Every Wednesday. j per cent interest on time deposits. CITIZENS' Bank of Charles Town Solicits Your Business And Offers Every Accommodation with Legitimate Dunking. DI3ECT0RS. ' M. Porter, John C. l'urns, S. 1.. Williams, L. P. Getiendaner. H. C. Osbourn. T. C. Green, Adam hienneman, J. H. Duiterer, J. Frank Turner. G. E. Hughes, E. G. Wilson. L. M. PORTER. President. JOHN C. BURNS, First Vice-President. S 1,. WILLIAMS, Second Vice-President H. C. G F.TZKNDAN'N'F.R, Cashier. J. FRANK TURNER, Assistant Cashier. DiSCO-antS DailyMeeting of Directors every Monday. 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You will always find us up to late in everything you want in Fancy Goods AND Notions. We will keep you posted as to uices if you w ill call before you ay in your spring supply. Respectfully, B. S. Pendleton. JUST DECEIVED A Large Assortment of Spring, 1900, WALL PAPER Samples, as cheap as the cheapest. Canlot be undersold. Am prepared to hang paper at the lowest possible prices. Estimates Furnished! Satisfaction guaranteed. Samples to 3e seen at the store of G. W. Ferrell. Respectfully, Charles Ferrell, Shepherdstown, W. Va. Look v Here! You are going to school. You want a Practical Education. Write fi?r our catalogue and special terms for the combined BOOK KEEP* ISO, SHORTHAND and TYPEWRIT I Mi course be to re going eisewnere. Facilities unexcelled anywhere. Positions secured for graduates. Hoard here in clubs. $ > to $S a month. Business men will confer a great fa vor by writing us w hen in need of office help. No charge for selecting same. MARSHALL BUSINESS COLLEGE. Address YV. A. 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Here is another ease: ? ^ 'vR^j "4 lv Center St., Mi "FREE MEDICAL AD Women would save time and write to Mrs. Pinkliam forad\ice ; turns appear. It is free, and has p rigilt road to recovery. Mrs. Pinkliam never violates tl her, and although site publishes t women who have been benefited never in all her experience has she the full consent, and often by spec Ap nnn FORFEIT if W8 f t;, will VKIIMII abyvo testimonial*, whioh \ul. i OJUJU Ljdi?] ATTENTIOh FRUIT ( Here is ^ fT "*fj" ; chard and K m jss&it know, the ? I | pest, and st \y Bifcw keep it in cc * ' ' 1 ' ' ' I Empire Kln?, Fitf. 63. \\ ctrellOUSl irv or r sv?t: | BANK B | 1 A ptr cent on (make y>ur i -I I" r /I ?vin?? c"' \nd ccn I f &4 * vmtf toymir I I J OCCOU.ltS. We will hi I o P" cent on ui: %eJ I If I chtckin? valuable to i If P accounts. ?<*><! banting <5 CAPITAL SURPLUS Lr^ AND PROFITS, Mrs. M. L. 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Mrs. Florence Danforth, so many women to health and be regarded wit li respect. This i*s \'eg table Compound, w liich lcdicinc the world has c\rr proi : s. I'ixkii a m : ? For yen i s I was h falling of the womb, irregular . : i .. i.?.? i lll< ! :<i i n:i. ion, 11 i i uiicu, i i >u iiig, 1 'iidw: In*, headache, dizzy and lis, and stomach trouble. 01. d i ! al. iit live years but did ini]irove. I began the use of your nd have taken seven bottles of Inkliain's Vegetable Compound, ood Purifier, and also used the tsh and Liver Pills, and am now >d health, and have gained in flesh, ik you very much for what you lone for nio, and heartily recomyour medicine to all suffering i."?Emma Snyder, 218 East irion, Ohio. VICE TO WOMEN'." much sickness if tliey would is soon as any distressing syinput thousands of women on the lie confidence thus entrusted to lionsaiids of testimonials from by her advice and medicine, published such a letter w ithout iai request of the w riter. produce the original letl md gnatnrea of I heir ?1. lute _ i '.met E. l'ini.hani JUiiiiiiii) Co., I.yim, .Mam. - _ 3 ROWERS! vhat you want to protect your orrow perfect fruit. As you all well 3an 30i?C Scale is a dangerous rptimiiN efforts must be taken to introl. To (1<> this, spraying is neclpply you with a spraying outfit, iiunp to a gasoline engine. )r all pumps kept in stock, ed, apply for catalogue and prices,of rt & Wickersham, ARTINSBURG, W. VA. 'Phone 61. 2 and Office at Cold Storage Plant. ? ; 3 V * c . \ f i - *% ' ;'L'I "l ^ ; "? : t, ) ' J; jM ^ 'AT VOX" CAN V NIAIFj r j>r < or withd iui! <!:h a* much I ? r.f : a- > ii ci -!d > p - al | I ot.il Sank I * , pl.-avd to -c^d r J !) > itirt c >v I structior?. I at, r- < * ard rappr:--ml' '<? I l ar.dev'fy c - c - : mth I prlnciplci wi t t* ..xtcadcd. CATARRH l.\ l? II E.4 1141. i.nr.on B JgtetM BAwI CATARRHgtt|| SL/ T i*v am) pien*ai KT^sorbeti. t_iIves r " COLD'n HEAD at once. It tipena and <. ieaiises the .Nasal i'a-N.uips. Allays Inflammation. Heats and Prota < !?. UM MembnUM. If?ion ? the sense, ol taste auu smell. Large site. 5h cents at Dru.gistsor b> n.atl, Trial size, 10 cents b> mail. KLV BKOTH-tliS, id Warren St., New York itount 1EMPER LIBERI. W. VA., THURSDAY Oration that Won the Prize at the I THE LAST OF n BY C. W. LIVELY, OF MARSHALI Legend tells of an ancient kin great battle. As he rode proud the lifeless form of an alienated like the youthful Sohrab, wher sight. The father gazed long s rounded by the fallen enemy, a< ity which before he had refused the words, "Taller he seems in The same trait which charai been illustrated in the world's 1 Christianity itself. The Greek; of Socrates, the Romans at that ant joy among the British at tin Vet other generations have mad age. Our own country has followe< Washington was once hated, he against, he was called a monarc erty, he was pronounced incomi was able to do ; but the sun wh again appeared above the horizc ognized his greatness and with been our leader in war, he has 1 he shall he our father in history The name of Lincoln was one cabinet tried to drive him from Those who naturally should ha^ him. Vet hardly had the sou echo until they realized that th< painter, and sage, soon made hi There is another name in Am ways honored ; but today this u is revered wherever known; no Revolutionary armies, not becai the United States, but because honor, love, and patriotism, th character truly great must rest. This great man was born on : childhood was schooled in the patriotism that made him love 1 love friends as we love home, 11 turn as we love friends, made hi comes a Christian people. Oftt knee he listened to stories of teachers : stories of how his ant the Conqueror at Hastings ; of of the Lees, had won the freedo tlw- rnninnr>f?* of Scott aild tile SC hi-, people, oppressed by the t Virginia for freedom. He was colonies should he "free and in< father helped to make good thai When Lee grew to manhood, his childish days. As he looke cestors1 history, he saw that he had shown in world-famous stri of the faults of those chosen to 1 Seeking with youthful enthus worthy the name of his ancestor cided to he a soldier. He was highest honors, and entered up< ended only with death. But hi blighted by that civil strife des darken our land. Surely no other patriot was e1 lent. Think of him who as Su] like a true teacher, won theaffec Think of him who must now 1 bravely in defence of his count: poused, must turn it against his As the "irrepressible confiic that he could no longer serve a dance with the principles he hat that sword, that he might not s his countrymen. Upon forming to Washington, and there again commander, General Scott, in against self-interest, he laid do never raising it again. But he He must follow the fortunes of 1 He chose the latter, because tin of his kindred, there lived main joined the Southern army, and What was Virginia to General English freedom in the wester: first legislative resistance to th home of Bacon and his compan: government of, for, and by the ] the Revolution. It was the bii mortal leader of the Revolutions architects of the Declaration of 1 stitution, and religious liberty, sovereignty, sanctioned by the Madison. It was a land rich in still in the gift of men. Surely a poet's lays or given homes to When we understand these p derstand in part why he follow passionate affection for home, a diers who loved to call him "Ur nrss we are not surprised that Richmond, Pope at Bull Run, B er at Chaneellorsville, and Grai and Petersburg, forcing him to had determined not to change, saw that without volunteers an kind Providence intervened, hi: lated. The end came at Appor failed, but Lee had not failed. Although he espoused a caus eral who has gained a greater t began ? And where is the man either sonal qualities will bear compa; emies of our country have not c the character of her most diatin teem his soldierly qualities an< those of Washington, while tho affection that is akin to venerat History is generally kind to fail, merciless. Lee is one of whose greatness is known and ] we think of the names of men v cause they believed right, and 1 are constrained to believe that r Kcgi , MAY 7, 1903. nter-Norma.1 Contest at Martinsburg. THE CAVALIERS. . COLLEGE. HUNTINGTON, W. YA. ig who had been victorious in a ly among the slain, he recognized and hated son, who had fallen, 1 the laurels of victory were in it the prostrate form lying surrid as he recognized then the abilto see, there fell from his lips death." :terized this Oriental king has highest civilization and even in ? stood by and smiled at the fate of Cicero, and there was exulti burning of the Maid of Orleans. ,e each name the brightest of its i in the paths of its predecessors, was insulted, he was conspired hist and enemy of American Lib>etent to do that which he alone hell saw his death had scarcely in until the American people rec one voice cried out. "He has leen our counsellor in t>eace, and ;e held in contempt. His own the path which he thought right, re been his friends often reviled nd of that fatal shot ceased to ;y had lost their leader, and poet, s name immortal, lerican history which was not alame, the name of Robert E. Lee, t because he was a leader of the lse he was a great president of lie had a character builded upon e foundation upon which every 1 Virginia plantation, and from true principles of patriotism?a ionic as we love mother, made him nade liini love the State and na111 love honesty and God as beinies as he stood at his mother's patriotism from that greatest of estors had fought with William how Robert Rruce, a progenitor m of Scotland, and made possible >ngs of Burns. He was told how yranny of Cromwell, had fled to told how they declared that these dependent States," and how his t declaration. he still cherished those stories of d back over the pages of his anwas sprung from a family who iggles all of the virtues and few ic leaders because fittest. iasm a profession that might he s and his republic, he at last degraduated from West Point with >n the great field of labor which s youthful hopes were soon to he tined to redden our waters and eer confronted with such a probperintendent at West Point had, tion of every industrious student ! Lake the sword he had used so ry and, whichever cause he es, friends ! t" approached, and he realized united nation, he felt it in accorl learned in childhood to lay down tain his hands with the blood of j this noble resolution, he went st the solicitations of his beloved the face of promises of power, wn his sword with the hope of was not to have even this choice, the North or those of the South, ire was his home and the home brave friends who had already there was his beloved Virginia. Lee? It was the first alnxle of i world. It was the seat ol the e mother country. It was the ions who fought and died for a >eople, one hundred years before thplace of Washington, the imtry armies, the birthplace of the independence, of the Federal ConIt was the stronghold of the State i great names of Jefferson and every gift of earth and sky, richer no fairer land has ever inspired a brave people. rinciples of his devotion, we uned his native State. With this ud devotion to Virginia, with sollcle Robert" because of his kindhe defeated McClellan south of urnside at Fredericksburg, Hookit at the Wilderness, Cold Harbor change the fighting line which he Vet with all these successes, Lee d without supplies, unless some i little army must soon be annihinattox, and the Confederacy had -e that was lost, where is the gennilitary reputation since history in civil or military life whose per ? ??!? L V on. i 15U11 ? I Li I Ui3. A iiV> uiuviwak VM lared to whisper a word against guished General. Europeans esi deeds of kindness as highly as se he served look to him with an ion. the victorious, but to those who thfe very few vanquished heroes recognized by the world. When vho have been truly devoted to a iave failed after noble efforts, we nen are like swimmers in the sea. stcr. " NE\ Caught by a huge wave of fate, t destiny, and nothing can enable t teaches them in the hour of victo' Although he was conquered ii querors with love. Today no on pies of military science, doubts military genius than did any of hi bered from first to last. All hi against greatly superior forces an necessity of war except discipline much achieved against odds so j that Lee's greatness on the battle or foe were the only marks of hi* his example illustrated what hi "human virtue should In* equal t yeais after tint great struggle, a: Lee University, lie was to live an sible of fulfillment. In the education of a Persian pi one the most wise, one the most ji the most virtuous. The student joyed the advantage of having th in Lee. He taught his students conquerors that they were still de been to the "Lost Cause," lay ii their part to clear away the ruhbi homes atul upon the wreck of the dation for the new. Lee still loved the South, thouj traditions of his people. He still believed, with that evil institutioi might yet show herself not umvort people to forget that the men win their homes were any other than I fering of l>oth sides was the ju^t | A truer greatness, a loftier nati world has never known. The tit South look upon this hero with c day America can look Kuroj>c in father lands of Sidney and Hayard citizen, and Christian patriot th historian of the futuie conies to s it rising like a high mountain. He possessed all the virtues of their vices. I Ie was a foe without ty, and a victim without uiurmu fault, a private citizen without < pocrisy, and a man without guile Caesar without his ambition, a N and a Washington without his re He w as as obedient to authority pure and gentle in life as a womai man Vestal, as submissive to law battle as Achilles. Tomb of Thothmes Discovered The discovery of the tomb of Thothniffl IV , a pharaoh of the eighteenth dynasty, by Theodore M Da vies, is one of the inort important Egyptian discoveries in many ycirs Like other royal tcmbe, this consists of a gallery cut into the heart of the mountain. This gallery in a long passage which opens into a large chamber. At the extreme end of the cf amber is a magnificent sarcophagus of granite covered with texts from "The Rook of the Dead." On either sidearesmaller chambers, the floors of which were found to be covered with mummified loins of beef, legs of mutton, ducks, and geese,offerings made to the dead king. Clay seals with the name of the pharaoh had been attached to the doors of the chambers, and these seals contain proof that the Egyptians of between 3,000 ami 4.000 years ago had to some extent anticipated the invention of printing, the raised portions of the seals having been smeared with blue ink before being impressed on the clay. The floors were literally covered with vases, dishes, symbols of life, and other objects of blue faience. Most of these were broken, however. Inter :nix-l with the faience were fragments of exquisitely-shaped cups, and va*<?e of rich blue or variegated glass. There is also a piece of textile fabric into which|bieroglypbic characters of different colore were woven with such wonderful skill as to present the appearance of painting on linen. But the most important part of the find wati the discovery of the ruler's chariot. The body of the chariot is alone preserved, but in a perfect condition. The wooden frame was first covered with papier macbe made from papyrus, and this again with stucco, which had been carved, both inside and out, into scenes from battles fought by the ruier in Syria. The art is of a high order, every detail being exquisitely finished, and the faces of the Syrians being clearly portrait* taken from captives at Thebes. The chariot i", as a matter of fact, one of the finest specimens of art that has come down to us from antiquity. GREATLY ALARMED By a Persistent Cough, but Permanent* ly Uur-d by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Mr H. P. Burbage, a student at law, j in Greenville, S. C., bad been troubled ! for four or five years with a continuous I cough which be says, "greatly alarmed me causing me to fear that I was in the first stage of consumption." Mr. Burbage. having seeu Chamberlain's Couch Remedy advertised, concluded to try it. Now read what he says of it: "I soon felt a remarkable change and after using two bottles of the twenty-five cent size, was permanently cured." Sold by Reinbart's Pharmacy. ?"What does comfortable circumstances mean ?" "Why, you're 'comfortable* when you're neither poor nor neb." ne Dollar B Oett (be RegUtci A Year. Want to Try It? $1.00 A YEAR. V vol.. 38.?NO. 25. 1 hey know not what will be their hem to know, until the event ry or defeat. i tattle, I.ee conquered his cone who understands the princithat he gave higher proofs of s opponents. He was outnum- I s great victories were gained id with troops deficient in every and courage. Never was so jreat. But we must not think field and his kindness to friend ; great character. Day by day s manly words declared, that o human calamity." For five fjj > president of Washington and d p:n\v that hi> words were posrince four teachers were chosen ; tst, one the most brave, and one ino char.ietetisties Kcrtded \ J that the greatest proofs to their ] voted to the Union, as they had J i theii being men?that it was I sh of their burnt and rained I i?'.?! South,' to lav the touu- 1 >h tit rains He still loved the loved the American Union and I 11 gone forever, his sunny South thy of the face. He ur^ed his j i had brought destruction to ;tt. r..h tot he t>elieved the suf I uir.N '.nit :.t trom .1 wise God. I .ire. a spirit more merciful, the I tic h.is come when Notth and I iju.il prid< and reverence To I t!;< (ace without sham* h>i tlte t new: ; T".lucid u nolilet sohliet, L in KoUtt I\ I.ee When the | ut ve\ hiN character, he will find j? ] the o h, : comtnnnders. without li.i'.rc 1. a soldier without cruel int.- a puMic officer without h atom; a Cluisttan without by .] Well has he been called "a orml(>oti w ithout his selfishness. / as a true king. He was as I hful in <lut\ ;in .1 Ro I , as S< < i ate: and as grand in I ' I i A ! .| V 11 c< Win' to Mr. 9 II 11 - k IIih tu ( 'oligrsM " fl "Well, you nee lie vi4H nurh a per* I HiuHivf talker thwe wh* hfrmi?l he'd I go into tlie light n in rod business or I sometbin' similar, an' git m 11 the mnn* I ey in the county So we reckoned I we'd l??*tt?-r git bun out o' the way." 1 A nta livloi on ifirn near hem I came to * short time ago rmnplrtrly I doubled up with rheumatism I handed I i ' i m tie r i: i< s I 'n Hi I Halm ami told htm to use tt freely and I r Ulllf 11 t 0 I not pay a cent for II." aaya I* Kay- I Patten* Mill*. N V "A few |9 . -t in a i into the si ore a* ll handed m* a H ir saying, 'givi me another hot tin I of (*hamberlaln'? Pain Malm ! want it I in the house nil the time for It cured 1 me K nbari' I'liar I \ ! I.m hi a i- relating In" mar* I .* ij e from il'-Htli, when 1 i of i l,v the | I uj "'ting of * boat and he alone wta BHVed. "And how did you ew.?pe their fate?" asked one of bin hearer*. "I 'lit not go in te |*>at," w*? tb* ' Dutchman'* placid reply. A Little Early Rlaer now and then, at bedtime will cure con* slipatlon biliousness and liver troub* lea I>e Witt's Little Karly Risers are the famous littls pills that core byaroua4 i it'-' > *r(. h>f t in- '< wele K'-Dtly, yet effectually, and ptvtng auch v : to i l.e If: h.Uh if t he stoma h and liver that the cause of the r. r i i'. i I en 11 f' v. UMl if tln-|r use ia continued for a few daya, there ?*i rio ret urii .'If, ' romp:*, rjl Void by Reinhart'a 1'harmacy. Indignant Neighbor?Tbia ia tLe tin pan your boy Tommy tied to our dog's ta.l A little while ago. T itiiiiiy'i Mother (becoming e , nlly indignant)?I shall certainly have bia father whip him. That waa my beet pan. r Hia- "What a the name of thst piece abe is playing? " Dor* Day?" 'Love'a Dream.' " Uncle Barn?"Uinpb ! Mast hare t:.at eo':iel>o.ly wan j r. ?.ng bim with a pin." Wife?"If I were to die, Phil, what would you do?" Fbil?"I'd be moat erazj, H Wife?"Would 700 marry again?" H Fhil?"No; I wouldn't be that fl "There ia no waste in Nature/' fl quoted Sillimug. fl "Ab, like boarding houae haab I' fl ha. i Gotabng. H "Lurling, will you share my lot?" fl ' Ye.-, Regirjald, if it really m * lot." fl CASTOR IA I For Infanta and Children. fl Tin Kind Yon Han Always Boagbt I r^ifi AlV * a 1 *aflBii^^fl