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THE INTELLIGENCER. Published Dally, Except Sunday, by Intelligencer Publishing Co., 25 and 27 Fourteenth Street* JOHN FREW, Proa, arid Bua. Manager. Torm?? Per Tear, by Mall* In Advaaco, PoBtaeoPropald. Pally (G PaysPer Week) 1 Year...S3.20 Pnllv, Six AfoMth?~?............... 2.00 Pally, Three MontliB ~ 1.30 Pally, Three Pays Por "Week 3.00 Pally, Two Pay? Por "Week 2,00 Pally, One Montli *10 "Weekly, Ono Year, in Advance...- 1.00 "Wookly, Six IMon11 ik .00 THE PAILY INTELLIGENCER Is delivered by carriers In Wheeling and adjacent towns at 10 cents per week. Persons wishing to Bubscrlbo to THE PAILY INTELLIGENCER can do *o by Bending In their ordcrB to tho Intelligencer offlco on postal cards o;otherwise. They will bo punctually served by carriers. Tributes of Respect and Obituary Notices ' W) cents per Inch. Correspondence containing important news solcltcd from every part of tho* surrounding country. Rojccted communications tvlll not bo returned unless accompanied by sufllejent postago. (The INTELLIGENCER, embracing its several edition.*?, Ih entered In tho Po.stofllcb at Wheeling, W. Vu., as secondclass matter.) * "" TELEPHONE NUMBERS: Editorial Roomi 813 | Counting Room 822 THE INTELUGENCER! wheelino.~ju~Lv ia. moo. REPUBLICAN NATIONAL TICKET. For President, WILLIAM McKINLEY, Of Ohio. For Vice President, . . THEODORE ROOSEVELT, Of New York. ' FOR CONGRESS. First District. B. B. DOVENER, Of Ohio County. Second District ALSTON G. DAYTON, Of Barbour County. Third District. JOSEPH H. GAINES. Of Kanawha County. Fourth District. JAMES A. HUGHES, Of Cabell County. REPUBLICAN COUNTY TICKET. Sheriff?D. H. Taylor. Prosecuting Attorney?Frank W. Nosbltt, Assessor (City Dlst.)?Addison Israel. Assessor (Country Dlst.)?Lester Smith. The State Convention. With the largest attendanca in the hlstorv of the nnrlv the Republican stato convention convened at Charleston yesterday and. after the nomination by acclamation of Albert Dlakoslee White, of Wood county, for governor, the convention adjourned- until this morning at 10 o'clock. So far the fighting lines have been addressed'to the audltorshlp, and at last accounts they were most tensely drawn, and the outcome at this writing cannot be predict ed with any certainty. Naturally Ohio county looks with nervous inLerest on Mr.-.Tames K. Hall's chances, with tlie hope that he will be successful. Senator Elkins, as temporary chairman of the convention, spoke at length and with convincing logic on the national issues that will be paramount in the coming campaign, while Mr. White, the nominee for governor, in his speech of acceptance, dwelt with great thoroughness on state issues,-calling special attention to the efforts of the Democ jutj iu suuven mc wm ui me psopic in the Mast legislature. The platform Is a ringing enunciation of the principles of the Republican party in the nation, a fair presentment of what the party has accomplished in rhis state by the present administration, and'all of whoso planks will commend themselves to the approbation of the Intelligence of the people. Becoming Alarmed. The Intelligencer ha* published a list of Democrats who don't ilk'.-' Kansas City platform and ticket. Will It now publish a llKt of Republicans who are ro* it; 'ivo with Imperialism, the trusts and the platform dratted by Long and revised by Qulgg??Register. We can't say that the Intelligencer can comply with the Register's request as to the Republicans who. are not in accord with the Philadelphia platform and the ticket. They are so few and scattered that it is impossible to assemble them at this moment. What is troubling the Register Is the marked loyalty of the Gold Democrats to the position they took In 1S9G, and which Is being reiterated with a unanimity that is somewhat startling to the hopes ot those Democrats who attended the Kansas City convention and proclaimed that all factions of the party were united. This will not do In the light of the expressions of opinion of those Democrats who are opposed to Bryan. ThA " *??.- iu; inu 1'ianorin uy yuigg referred to by the Register, is a nonessential compared to the earnest ami honest pronouncements of the KopublU can convention. The Kansas City platform, however, was stuffed down the throats of a most unwilling majority by a man who dictated every detail of the proceedings of that convention?the imperialist of 1-Jncoln, Nebraska. Tn asking the Intelligencer to point out Republicans opposed to McKInley, the Register, no doubt, refers to Senator Hoar and ex-Sena'.or Edmunds, who haw certainly expressed themselves very plainly against the Philippine policy of the administration. Theso gentlemen, however, will aupport McKInley, trusting to tho party of liberty and progress for a solution of that situation rather than to tho mongrel opposition and Bryan with his 10 lo l heresy. The only Republicans the Intelligencer knows of who are infatuated with tho Kansas City ticket are Webster 3>avl?,ex-Congressman Toyyno and Senator Pettlgrew, all of whom have burned their bridges, and one especially who has been a 'Populist for some time?the pestiferous Pettlgrew, <-'n the whole the Republicans are gaining supporters while the Demoor:"-y I'.i lwslng. With reference to tho Pillion <1 r Senator Hoar, the most In"unntlal Republican who com batted the r-orltlon of the administration towards <tv' J'^illplpncH, it Is only necesBary to 'I'iMc what he said In a r'jeent speech Miirshnelcj, Mussaehuuetts, as follows; i nw'/"" ri"r '"dependent friends ask mo to I I "import. Mr. Itryan, and claim that 1 atu I recrcunt to my own principles If I do not do It, they u?k mo to support the man who Ih responsible above all othars?I had almost said above all others put together? slneo the treaty left the hands of the Executive, for buying eoverelxnty over that people, and for declaring that ht-vetfter they are tc be subject to the control of the American Congress, whether they like It or not. Men in great transactions,.and especially In political transactions, often deceive themselves as to their own motives. Rut 1 think I do him no Injustice when 1 say that he took that course which brought upon us the War In tho Philippine Islands, tho destruction of tho life and health <?f 4.OU0 or *6.000 American soldiers, anil of probably t<?n times that number of the p?'oplo of thoso Island*, simply to keep the question for un ls*uo In tno coming campaign. Boer Sympathy(P) Thoso able and voluminous gentliimen who railed against the administration because It refused to precipitate the country Into a war with England by Interfering: with tho'fioutli'African war, and who were so lavish In their hospitality In entertaining the Boer commissioners to this country, appear to havo woefully misused the funds to aid tho "stricken people In the Transvaal.", The amount raised by these sympathizers, who exploited tho Boer commissioners for political purposes, in Washington, at whose head was the effervescent Sulzer, of New York, waa $1,134 3S. What sum do you atipposa' was left, after "expenses" were paid, . to send to the suffering Boers? Just $1S? Commenting on this substantial exr ' presslon of sympathy the New York Times says that "ASM* per cent of the money collected has been used In an unsuccessful effort to produce on American politics an effect harmful to the administration, nnrl IV, nor runt of It will?of may?go toward relieving the sufferings of wounded and hungry burghers. No wonder the men who gave the bulk of the money arc angry about the way it was employed, and no wonder they demanded a rigid accounting for every cent of it. Such an accounting has now been presented by the treasurer of the fund, and nothing worse than extravagance has been revealed, but the anger has not subsided. , Of course there are people in this country who sincerely sympathize with the Boers, but what they regret in the cx- ' isting South African situation is rather the necessity than the fact of England's severity. Much greater in amount was the insincere sympathy that has been" expressed in Washington and elsewhere ?the pro-Boerlsm that was really antlMcKinleyism, anti-imperialism." antiEnglishism. The proportion of the sincere sympathy to that which is insln- . cere was in Washington, it appears, as V/* is to It is probably about the same all over the country." Secretary Hny's Instructions. The otllclal declaration of Secretary of State Hay that the United States is uiwy in Vsiiuiu. to jnuiccL lives anu individual interests of American, citizens and Is pronouncedly agalnal the partition of tho empire by the powers, will be sad news for those Democratic papers which have been maintaining that the government was coveting further possessions in the Orient. The New York Herald, which takes a fit of the rabies whenever "Imperialism" is mentioned. Is one paper that has be* n predicting all along that President MdKinley's only object in sending troops to China was "to increase his imperial domain." Several other dyspeptic Bryato journals have followed the pace set by the Herald. In refutation of these claims comes the circular of instructions sent to American diplomatic agents in the Chinese empire by Secretary Hay, which avows that the-purpose of the United Stntes is only .to protect American life and property and preserve our treaty rights. Secretary Hay's circular closes with these impressive words: "It Is, of course, too early to forecast the means of attaining this last result, but the policy of the government of the United States is to s-^ek a solution which may bring about permanent safety and peace to China, preserve Chinese territorial and administrative entity, protect all rights guaranteed to friendly powers by treaty and international law, and safeguard for the world the principle of equal and impartial trade with all parts of the Chinese cmp'or?." It appears that any action taken by tiie administration for the protection of , its citizens abroad and the upholding of the honor of the nation Js construed by the Democracy as an encroachment. on the powers of the government guaranteed by the constitution. The Bryanltea have become so nervous of late that they seem to be without liver or haart. For the benefit nf theBe timid persons the Intelligencer quotes from the Chicago Record, an anti-expansion journal, which says: "Secretary" Hay's notillcatlon to the powers that the United States' co-operation with them In China must be limited to the protection of the person* and property of American citizens cannot be too highly commended. The present disorder In China for the most part is due to the aggressions of European powers upon the Chinese, Probably but for their aggressions there would have been no boxer organization and no anti-foreign revolt. Unfortunately the Chinese assaults upon foreigners are unwittingly directed against Americans as well as Europeans. Owing to this .fact the United States government has had to unite with the European powers In taking measures to secure the safety of the persons and property of American citizens. Secretary Hay's notification to the European powers amounts to a warning that America wjjl not aid the Europeans In coercing the natives ( within Europr-nn spheres nf influent'o Into subJ'Jctlon to foreign rule. The American note also conveys in unmistakable lajiguuga that this government will look with disfavor, on any attempt to dismember China. It fur ther declares In favor of thv Uftclrlno of "China for the Chlno.se." Evidently the United States Intends to ln.slHt on tho maintenance of American and other treaties with the Chlnopw government and on Ihn so-called 'open door' policy. Undoubtedly the position tnUtjn, by the United StateH will tend to cheek th? rapacity of the European powers In China, and at the name time, no far ntf such a result can he attained,. It will tend to allay the uneaKlness of the Chinese people." - . ?' ltrynn Is rjulti* n y umic Democrat. General Weaver, who participated In th" Lincoln jalllloatJon jue-.-tlns' Jl'iiwday, 1A the n 1:1:1 ho vot*..d for in 1802 ftH against the regular Democratic nominee, Cleveland. Bryan was then a Populist, and Is yet. The Register yesterday published a ltet of the losses entailed by the strike of the St. Louis atreet car employes, all of which are chargeable to the Democratic governor of Missouri and his partisan hoard of St. Louis police commissioners. President McKlnley la receiving and talking to delegations of worklngmen from the front porch at Canton. But there Is no sign displayed of "keep off the grass." Webster Davia now wears a Bryan halo, and It Jits him better than his masquerade suit while he was in the Republican party. -Towne, Stevenson and Bryan had a "real nice time Jollying cach other at Lincoln. The three tailors of Tooley 1 RMkUli UYH U{,U1II( "In this campaign, issues arc greater thttn.mon." Bryan's Speech. Just so. But you desire (o make yourself?one man?greater than the Issues. The barkeeper hold-up the other morning comes very near putting Wheeling In the Chicago class. . The administration Is for the integrl-' ty.'of the Chinese empire and the protection of its citizens. The attendance at Charleston makes the Parkersburg convention look like thirty cents. The Boers are still holding out, but are rapidly being driven into Che "last ditch." Bryan in his speech at Lincoln did Dot say one word about silver. Senator Elkins sounded the kejvjote. HEARTFELT PRAYER. Mr. Baldwin, of Georgia, Became Unnecessarily Devout. Atlanta Journal: An old man in Georgia named Jack Baldwin,, having lost J His hat in an old dry well one day, bitched a rope to a stump and let himself down. A wicked wag, named Neal, came along just then, and detaching a bell from Baldwin's old blind horse, approached the, well, bell in hand, and began to tlng-a-llng. Jack thought the old horse was coming, and said: "Hang the.old bllnd.fopl; he's coming this way, sure, and he ain't got no more sense man to tan in on me c ?whoa, Ball!" 1 The sound came closer. i "Great Jerusalem!" The old blind fool 1 will be right on top of me in a minute. 1 Whoa Ball, whoa, Ball!" ' Neal kicked a little dirt on Jack's 1 head, and Jack began to pray. * - "Oh, Lord, have mercy on me?whoa, Ball?a poor sinner! I'm gone now J ?whoa, Ball, whoa?Our Father, who j art In?1whoa. Ball, whoa?hallowed be ; Thy?gee, Ball, gee?What'll- I dw?~ name. (Just then In felt more dirt), j Oh. Lord, if you ever Intend to do any- 1 thing for me?back. Ball, back! Whoa! 1 Thy kingdom come?gee. Ball, gee. Ball 1 ?Oh, Lord, you know I was baptized In Smith's mill dam?whoa, Ball! ho! ho! N up! murder! whoa!" Neal could hold In no longer, and * shouted a laugh which might have been } heard two miles, which wa3 about as far as Jack chased him when he got out of the well. } English as Sho is Wrote. I Liverpool Dally Post: 2f the English language goes on developing at the 1 present rate of speed and in the present | manner a reading book for upper stan- j ^ dards?say standard X?In the next I century will present such a lesson as f the following: "It was no use boycotting her; she was not to be burked. Where we went her trilbies eagerly followed. She scorned no hypocrisy: she would betray us as readily as smile at us?nay, she would dreyfus us while she. professed the fondest friendship. No malJlrklng on festal holidays, but her scowling face krugered upon us. She was slim, and we knew It, but we could not home the fact she deweyed before us a hero, but In private she moblled. Sho Kteadlod her speech with sentiment, but her actions were incomprehensible, browninped, and, as regards their delinlte purpose, ruthlessly kltchenered." The "Good Fellow" Girl. Boston Herald: The "good fellow" girl Is here. There Is no doubt about that. She wears short skirts, with hip pockets In them, heavy yellow shoes and she says "d?n." She has a mannish stride, talkes long steps, swings her arms an/i wears n polka-dot four-ln-hand neck scarf and a white fedora hat. She talks horsey, swings a golf club, gets a nutbrown tan on her arms, and has command of the entire vocabulary of sport- " lug talk. She knows nil about men, but wouldn't know how to hold a baby If ( her life depended on It. I She does all this to earn the title of j "good fellow," under the Impression j that.lt makes her more popular with . men. She feels that she must allure ^ men from his clubs, and in order to do j this and enjoy his comradeship she } must be as neur like him as possible. , ? *?-? ) .wot ao a won. ? : "Topeka society is not ho swell," says J Thomas Benton Murdoch, an he takes c a retrospective view of his boyhood, r "When we were carrying the hod forty ( years ago Jn that embryo city the dad- 1 dies of Home of the swellcst people of ; the present generation were digging Cellars, carrying hods, hauling sawlogs, 1 making brick and tho like, while moth- * era were taking In washing. running *j boarding houses, shooting biscuits In J taverns and working out. Topeka 1 society Is all right, If It didn't put on bo ^ many airs."?Elllnwood Leader. J A Scotch Motto. Cleveland Plain Denier: "A friend of mine bus an 'owl room' fitted up Jn his home. Owls of all* shapes and sizes * painted on the walls, you know. Hig owls and litle owls, wise owIh and Idiot- " lb owjs. Owls till you can't,rest;. Now he wants a suitable motto to go with 0 his pets. Can- you suggest' anything?" "1 know of a Scotch motto that might ,L do." "What Is It?" '"JJcot, mon.' " , I His Star of Hope. Tho world seemed but a dreary waste From which tho light had llml; IIo sat In sllenco, nolcmn-faced, < Yet while he pondered ho . A wflmnn Mailed, and, lo! 1 The mum ?hone overhead! 1 \ Hhe Hwoctly fmllcd upon him, then I He ronp up from the dirt; 0 .Thr 5fnd old world won hrltfht rtfraln? r The PWinhlJiK of her i?k(rt , Mmh* all hi* beliiR thrill, I TrauMforned the world, and Htlll 1 Hhe wan a fool and dirt. ?Chlcann Tlnios-Hcrald. lTCHINKHfl or 111- Hliln, horrllilo |' pi a kmc, MohI everybody ndllfted In one way or nnother. only one Mate, ? never falllm: cure. Ponn'n Olntuiunt, li At any drujf ntore, CO ccntH.?3 , HIS BTART IN LITE. Keep Plugging Away is tho Advice of a Man Wlio is Now a Millionaire. New' York Sun: "The point is," said a mun who Is worth a million or more, "that no' matter how black things may look, a man wants to keep plugging away; he doesn't want to lie down. No matter how little he may get for his work, that little-is better than nothing, and one thing leads to another. If you are-around among people when things are happening, why, you are JuBt us likely to be struck by lightning as anybody else. ' As a mutter of fact, I got my own real start In llfo out of tho poorest job I ever had, as far as pay was concerned, which I had taken rather than ait still and do nothing. "Things had turned about no that I was out of work. - I waa u. youngster then o? twenty. . I.wulkcd the town and went Into ofllccs, and stopped where I saw work gping on in the Btreet, and asked lor'something to do, and I anBWered the advertisements in the nowa-. papers: und , Anally the beet thing I could do, apparently, was to take this lob without any actual pay, the inducement being'bourd, with a prospect of advancement. The job was barking Cor a steamboat at a summer resort, and the prospect of advancement was to unlace us doekhnnrt nn Ihn limit. Nnt'n very profitable job, but I took It. I hud made it a poit all my life to keep a-doing, and thought I had bettor do this than nothing." "And it wasn't a bad job, by any moans, so far us simple coinfort was :oncerned. I got 'enough to eat and i;od food, and It was outdoor work, and. L'aay. 1 had good lungs, and it was a :inch for me to stand on the wharf and about the name of the boat, and tell about the round she made, and the attractions; but it was cieur to ine from the start that I wan't going to be promoted to a deckhand. The deckhands kvere^all husky young fellows, who liked their work, and they all stuck to it right through the season, and I stayed in the wharf; and as far as I could see, right up to the last day. ail I was going to get out of it was my board, plus the general benefit of those months spent in tne .open air; and then on the last day that the boat, ran this little thing hapsenefl'that set me up for life. "It1"was in September, a windy, blus? tery fiOrtoof day, not much of a day to ?o sailing in.-and pretty much all the 'oiks had gone from our place, anyway, ind so 'there were not many people to jo, and they didn't shos'ethe gangplank jut .with just ^the elaborate care they :ommonly displayed?they just ran the ?nd o? It up on the stringpiece, because t would only stay there a minute for :he .few.people that were going, and hat..was enough. Cut with that wfnd Lhere was a little bit of sea on there, ;he boat rolled a little, and pulled the ;nd of the gangplank of the stringpiece ui art?ppea a nccie gin, auout eight or line years old, that was just going iboutd with lier father.and mother just or one last sail before they went away. "Well, now. I jumped into the water md helped the little girl until some one rould reach down from the whavf and jet her. Really, It wasn't anything* to io. 1 was a strong swimmer and u jod healthy chap, and it wasn't any nore for rne ttf pick up that little girl :han It would have been to pick un a mndle in the street. But do you know, he child's parents looked at it dlffer?ntly? They did, for a fact; they :hought'il was a fine thing for me to lo, and of course tht old man wants me o come and see him when 1 come back 0 the city, which, of course, I do. And, or a fact, the rest was like what you end In story books and in'stories in he newspapers*: He was a good mini, or sure, and you can bet your bottom lollar that 1 did the very best that I cnew how for him;" and that was the vay I got started. "Now, there was what you call a :hance, an opportunity; but 1 never vould have got' the chance if I hadn't >een around where something wr.s dong, would .? That's the point, you cant to keep plugging away at :?omehlng. Don't go off in the woods and le down where anybody won't see you, 3ut keep In the swim!" 1 PREDATORY LAUNDHYMAN. le Wandered Tlirough the Boarding I House Taking Shirts as He Found j : Tlieni. | New Orleans TImes-Democr.it: "One neets with some strange adventures in j warding house life," said a young proesslonnl man of this city. "tteeently moved Into a new establishment, vhere most of the lodgers are seml-bolemian in their habits, and the prt?ralllng ethics are delightfully free and asy. On the" second day I returned t:> : riy room to llnd that every particle of ny linen had disappeared?shirts, eolar.s, handkerchiefs, everything. Son;e>ody had been there in my absence, and nude a clean sweep. I hunted up the andlady, who said, languidly, that she iidn't know a thing about It, and not : .'aring to Impugn the honesty of my ellow boarders en bloo, I was forced to : et the matter drop, and bought u 11m- ; ted outllt to. tide me over for the time )eing. A few days afterward I was lwakened In the morning by a curious : Ironing chant, something like this: ' 'Whey lis my wandllng boy to-night?' "1 opened my eyes, and saw a fat ?hlnatnan of the mission Sunday school >rand sitting in my rocking chair, singng; with his pudgy hnnds crossed over lis stomach. 'Good heavens,' suld 1, Is this a lioxer raid? What do you vunt, you moon-eyed pagan?' 'P.le bllng 'ou clothes,' he replied, smiling blandy. 'Clothes.'' I repeated In amazenent: 'what clothes?' 'You humdly,' le explained, and went on singing. Then l llRht,dawned on me. 'Did you take ny lineri, you plump pirate?' I inItileod. 'Yon.' nr> wilil. nntlitlnf wifn ilously. 'Mo cluin 'Ions, nobody Inside; ne clatchce laundly/ Such enterprise leservcd reward, so I got up and paid ny bill. 'Do you do that with cvery>ody here?"I asked., 'Yep,' ho replied. Weill don't they ever kick?' s:ild 1 surmised at such a go-as-you-plense sy.*cni. 'Nope" said he; Mnos' the mans 1 lave one nhlftee wear, one shlrteo wash. ; iVnnt laundly qullck.' Since then I inve had a Vale Jock put on my door, ind union:* fny Mongolian friend gets a Immy I hope to hang on to my belongngs." So HomsHke. Syracuse Herald: The fender of the rolley car caught him amidships. First he was hurled fifty feet Into the ' ilr. ; In landing he .foil against a pile of obbles, which fell over.hlm. Finally he rolled down a eoal pit. Thoy carried hlrn to the hospital, and ift"r an hour or ho no opened his eyes. "That was like home!" lie vlghcd "Home!" cried the phyrlclan. "Where lie deuce are you from?" "St. Louis," ! ?.<>-.? ? i Relief In Six Hours. DlHtre?nliiK Kidney and I Madder dis anes fellcvod lu six hours by "Now Irest Soutli'American Kidney Cure." It s a great surprise on account of its ox'eedlng projnptne.su lu relieving pain in dnddof, kidneys and bjick, in ninle or 1 entab1. Relieves retention of watop ilmont Immediately. If you wi\nt quick cliff and cure this la the remedy. Sold >y H. II. List, druggist, Wheeling, W. /a. tth&s Occnn StcanjnWp Tlckcts i |'o find from Kuj-opo, via all lines, ran n? lUii'chUHed frojn T, 0. lUirke, I'iumen;er and Ticket Agent of tho Ualilniero & >hlo rajlroud, who1 is ah:o agent for the est of nil tours?llnyinoud & W'hltcoiub -to the 1'.\i1h exposition, I nramuNE i weighs but i=^llslittle, if put >^^\ON A scale worth / '? more thahl jnto? afortunev ..jtim to eve^womamsg tatitltfl Prescription MAKES WEAK WOMEN STRONG SICK WOMEN WELL.0 NEWSPAPER WAIFS. The Advertising Trait.?That actress's eyes are like diamonds." "Oh, no; she's wouldn't want to lose them."? Philadelphia Bulletin. "Dear Prince," cabled Croker to Wales, as Hill went down In the fracas, 'I have taken another kopje."?Philadelphia North American. His Opinion.?The Teacher?But all trees do not bear fruit. In what way are the others useful? Pupil?They're good to climb.?Puck. Rather Different.?Hfrs.? Sportlelgh? When you went hunting, Philip, what did you pay the guide? Philip?What do you mean? For wages or game?? Harper's Bazar. "I cant* see;*' sflld the shoe clerk, "why a . Scotchman')should say 'hae' for 'have'." "It la his economical disposition. He saves a 'v' every time he does so," snld the Cheerful idiot.?Indianapolis Journal. Townc?Hicult has conceived a horrible idea. Browne?What is it? An infernal machine. Towne?It's Infernal enough. He proposes to set some of Browning's poetry to Wagner's music. ?Philadelphia Press. The two men had talked for a time In the train. "Are you going to hear Barkins' lecture to-night?" said one. "Yes," returned the other. "Take my advice, and don't go. 1 hear that he is an awful bore." "I must go " said the other, "I am Bartons.'*?Tit-Bits. The New War Play.?Hnmphnt?Engaged yet for next season? Futlltcs-Yes. 1 po out with a road company, in a new war drama. Hnmphat?Comedy part? Futlltcs?Double u"p- 1 play the comic corporal In the ilrst net ancl chairman of the investigating commission in the last.?Philadelphia Press. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Show me a girl's bureau, and I'll tell you her favorite actor. Ananias probably made most of his reputation while he was courting. Lots of men who won't ever .be arrested for bigamy have got one wife too ' many. The women who refuse to tell their njje to the census taken are generally old enough to know better. You can always tell an old bachelor by the way he makes a baby cry trying to make it lugh.?New York Press. Thousands of Homeless Squirrels. Thirty thousand gray squirrels will soon be homeless as a result of the action of the state land board. Up near Devil's Head Mountain, in Douglas county, there Is a timbered tract which has been the home of a squirrel colony since the advent of the ivl.lt/. r??nn nml .-.rnvKrwu hnvn ii sort of superstitious regard for the urmy of chatterers, and have safely guarded them from the roving hunter. Not one has been killed for years. 2t Is believed more squirrels were never gathered together in an equal space of forest. Recently Christian Runge made application to the land board for the purchase of 250,000 feet of timber in this section, and it was sold for 5200. Before many months the last trees will be carried off.?Denver Special. How's This P Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last llfteen years, and believe him perfectly honorable In nil business transactions and tlnanclally able to curry out any obligations made by their firm. WEST A: YRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. WALDlNO, KlNNAX & MARVIN. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is* taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 7,'c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hall's Family Pills nre the best. Marquette, on Lake Superior, Is one of the most charming Rummer reports reached via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway. Its healthful location, beautiful scenery, good hotels and complete Immun tty zrofn nay icvor, iwikq n summer anting at Marquette, Mich., very attractive from tlu? standpoint of health, rest unci comfort. For n copy ?>r "The Lako Superior CVantry," ciyitalntag a description of Marquette and the copper country, address, with four (4) cents In stamps to pay postage, Geo. IT. Honfford, General Pussenger Agent, Chicago, 111. WK have a slightly shopworn Upright Stelmvay Pinno, which wa will offer at :i great bargain. F. \\\ 13AUMER CO. FAMILY WASHING. Roupli Dry Washed, Starched and Dried 6 cents per pound. Flat Work, washed and Ironed, 5 cents nev pound. All hand work finished 10 cents per pound. At I*UTZ 31H0S'. Homo Steam Laundry. IF business men And merchants consult their best Interests they will p.dvortiso in the Intelligencer. o /Si fjC O n x j&. m fleam tho A11:0 M WMP Bllljlll J. S. RHODES & CO. DRUMMERS' SAMPLES. DO YOU N&ED j Table Cloths Napkins Towels and Fancy Linen Pieces? Wo Can Furnish Them nt One-Third Less Than Regular Pieces -ON SALE A3TTEB JULY 4. , J J. S. RHODES & CO. I PURITAN GAS RANGES. ? ?-J?~? y PURITAN GAS RANGES, Gas ranges are supplanting coal In most ( up-to-date kitchens. At the striko of a match you can boll or broil, bake or fry, roast or least, heat water for the entire r houso with a ' PURITAN GAS RANGE. It will do all that any coal range can do, and do it quicker and cheaper. No dirt. Occupies sinail space. Closed oven?no s fumes from burning ga3. Bakes perfectly. Call and examine them. NESBITT & BRO., 1312 Market St. PERFECTION GAS RANGE. Perfection Gas Ranges. 1 Tour and Six Hole?Cnlco Grlddlo? H I 11 TRIMBLE & LVTZ CO., Write lor CiUiofuc. JM0-IM2 Mirkct Street., V PAINTING, GLAZING, ETC. P JiJIESllcADAiloiUNS; Painter, Graiuer, Glazier, Kalso- S miner, Sign Painter and Paper Hanger. DEALER IN Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Glass, c. Putty, Enamels, Stains, Bronzes, h Gold Leaf, Gold Paint and all grades of Brushes. ESTIMATES For old and new work promptly u furnished. Telephone 481. 1613 Market St. r, SI WHITE SWAN LAUNDRY. THE PERFECT MAN . i has vet to bo bom; . butJmmnculnte llnert ^goett n low way ft*))CT' 1ft v towardmnlcltiK per-. J$l ffiction In one s ap- ~ ' -' > Pnrc'* ^>'? matter 'HA3w$wm>/ (V '*ow flno your out- | /W) or clothing. If your f |>['i.[Yjlri shirt.s and undorTA Wi'cfl wear ?ro not well r A INl Wrf 1 a u n d e r o d you A ViOI won't feci comfortVtfoai^4<K* 1 w? wl'l malic C^.l* it comforlablo lor you at tho WHITE SWAN LAUNDRY, 30-32Tenth St., llnwley.BIoek. Telephone 30. F. R. Scrogjllns. ALBANY DENTAL PARLORS. ...ALBANY DENTISTS^ S. U. CALDWELL, Manager. No. 1036 Main St., Corner Steel Urldgc. o OVER DRUG STORE. Gold Crowns ami 1 Mmswm ?r'^c w?fk. WOtjLX^i^ wvwwwww G0LI) FILLINOS. J' ^VVWWAAAA ;I "pcn Nif-hls " 32^. 31111 Sundays. v 'I ;;; POLITICAL. . 'J REPUBLICAN CALENDAR. " Tilly ll?Stnto KonilmvtlnR u'onvontlon li.irl.'.'i'"). STATIONERY, BOOKS. ETC. FOR'''iNDE'PENDeJ^E'DAY! 1 VltWorUs.' liisi* ltiiiln, StauliK. C?io\T!?. Fnot Ifolli*. Croquet. iHnmm'uic?. All the Intent'WimjUUoh, MuKitrlnc.s. Cheap MunU>. Htntjonpry. r| C. H. (JUIMBY, Hi t'ivlurlict St. X U: KEW'ADVERTISEMENTS,' I XTTANTTED?AN EXPERIENCE D~rv 1 VY TRY...and shipping clerk. BAE* v G ROC Ell C?>. ug" WANTED ' AT ONCE-GlRLa. 1? 2 Pearl Laundry; good wages paid ' MENDEL BROS., Nos. 1213 and lafi'gS 9 street. Jyu gj The gRasb is growing~Avd ^ Lawn Mowers need sharpening. Urinl : them to the* Wheeling-; Scale Works or telephono<WB and nvo ?wlU call for tW K All klndfl' oftothor work dono here, ty, , | ,glvo..the beat satisfaction and work doni proroptlyi^yaa Market atyeeL apu g Cook aKtt Assistant Coalc.Want^d In a private family. Will pwrsHS.w^ i month for tho servloos of cook, and iRaj $ por month for assistant cook, Addrea, t with reference, A B., Jyl2 Care Intelligencer Office WANTED-A TAILOR. Apply In person or by letter to Supcrln. tendent ot ihe West Virginia Reform School, Prunlytown, W; Va. MQjNEY TO LOAN; S4 00, #500, SflOO, 9800. 81,000, t |a,ouo,stf.ooo, si.ooo, sn.uoo, 88,000 nnd *10,000 ou Ileal Estuto Security. ROLF & ZANE, Telephone GcG. No. 20 Fourteenth Stmt. QUICK TO CURE, nnrl nnW?aHu - ' " red cross headache powders. In 10c and 23c packages. Sold by R,JiL-LIBT, 1010 Main street, and v'tTeulers generally. FOR RENT, FlSi RESIDENCE, vilh mode'riiifenveniences, In perfect repair. Immediate possession. sou^front street, ' near the bridges, OV. ' howars hazlett & son. Industrial Sticks bought and Eold dlicct )n New York Stock Bxchango. VI Freezers. } 2, 3, 4. 6, 8,10, 12,04, 20 <Juart' ' " , LIGHTNING ? .t FREEZERS. All .Sizes In Stock. iEO. CHANSON'S SONS, 121(})tfn!n Street. V ro let . 7-roomed dwelling, 133 Fourteenth trect. Immediate possession. : , : C#nr/> rnnmV.iJii Mflrkfl* Kfrflfif ? ] I surety bonds FINISHED. mo&ey loaned. t, o. smith, [ome of Good Coffees. Here you "will find Coffees that avo been.'adopted by the most paricular housekeepers in Wheeling, he worlttUoes not produce purer, icher orr,-xiiore wholesome Coffcei ;mn CHASE & SANBOHN'S. re the exclusive Wheeling agents, < ^.GoWen .Seal 35c. Mocha'and Java 32&? ' -.Bonita. ri...., . 25c?k^ ? \. F. BteHRENS COMPANY, 2217 Market Street j, THE BREAK-UP OF CHINA, By LORD CHARLES BERESPORD. ? Po^ralts and Maps. I'lth an accoUnt of Its present common urrency, waterways, armies, railways, blitlcs and .^utiye prospects. 8-vi.vJCloth, $3.00. I JUST THE" BOOK FOR THE HOUR. " >T ANTONYS. olbocoFstqre, Real Estate Bulletin. FCHt RENT NOW. 1 fine office! room, mo?t desirable and icap, In Masonic Tomplo, Including UsbV cot and Janitor service. 3 rooms, 2110!Jacob street. 1 store room, 2014 Mtiin street. jjOR SALE. 1 bullillng lot. Park Vluw. MxlaO, 1G building lijta In, Elm Grove, from p wards. I 7 building sftos.f Pleasant Valley, 11,200 ) -Jl.SOO a plecf. A grocery business, with postolflce and eal estate, Notional road and railroad tutlon; a line chance for someone. 1 building lot. on Llnd street. S'M. V Money on real estate at any time at ! r nd 6 per cent, ngr annum. C. A. stfftAEFER & CO., Telephone BIT. Wheeling. W. Va. ... L of h, Attention! K. of P? Address Cards * for National Convention nt Detroit. All kinds and styles. Come early. .InteiliYeilcer Office.. 'he whculivs terminal railway companv. WltBEMStW. Ya? June K ?? ' Notice Ih hereby, given thut the ririt ipctins'of the ."^v^^Siolders'of .the AVhPol* i >K Tortnlnitl J^ytoay Company. urposo 01 olnva^^Mrector.i.'nn'.l .othoriV <A Ihp completing; th'o on;anlr.atlon of *^1$ |-.j Wheeling Tonnhtnl Hallwny Company. ftjj nd for touch other'proceedings ns rolfilU; vVj 0 hftd rit 'ntv n:u\nVi"l- meeting. will ho had 1 WhooIlnjTt Ohjo, county, ^^'v^it Virgin:*. > ') n Tuesday, Ju\>MV A. D. 1!W. at 1? K' clock a. n?? at Vh'u oUlco of Huhbanl ? lubbprd, H'Jl Ojjjitylno street. Tin-: \vi(K\:nsr, terminal K ltAl l.W'AV COMl'AN v. .TANKS MiClU'A. IS v.I, T. HHOOKK M .lOSF.rii WOOD. (siLUKKT, ?**\ MIM.IJ NV. & urchnsern or l'fh^I'props rty fomv r.> known us j)h?TV17."o|1.*};t Urldia* A r- tfj minal Hallway; iyu-whe all tli : L porn torn or the WhNilliUT 'JVitIivu ra ilnitway C<itn[K<:\y. 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