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VOL. 75. Oldest Newspaper jin South Carolina. EDGEFIELD, S. C., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3rd, 1910 SHOULD HE RESIGN. Senator Tillman's Resignation Being a Possibility, Colum bia Record Comments Upon His Successor. "The almost certain resignation of Senator B. R. Tillman caused a considerable amount of in teresting political gossip to be heard here concerning his successor," says a "Washington dispatch to the Sa vannah Morning News. "That there are many persons in South Carolina, who would have no objection to wearing the senatorial toga, if Tittf man resigns, has been apparent for some time, but naturally has become more pronounced since the serious illress of the senator. Up to the Governor. "Had Senator Tillman resigned before the legislature adjourned Saturday that body would have been called upon to name his successor and the new man would have held on until next December, when con gress will re-convene. Now, how ever, the legislature having ended its work and gone home, it would be for the governor to name the new man should a vacancy occur. Possible Appointees. "Without discussing the matter with any candidate, but just from what may be picked up here and there among South Carolina politi cians, who have been in Washing ton the last day or two it is believed that the men who would probably be considered by Gov. Ansel or George Johnstone of Newberry, a member of congress several years ago from the third district; R. Goodwyn Rhett, present mayor of Charleston; Lewis W. Parker of Greenville, one of the best known cotton mill presidents in the coun try, and Joseph E. McCullough, a lawyer of Greenville. In addition to these there is J. Fraser Lyon now serving his second term as attorney general of South Carolina and for mer Gov. D. C. Hey ward. All are good strong men and would no doubt fill the senatorial chair with credit. ' Tho Campaign "The nominee, whoever he might be, would go at once into a primary and stump the ftate during the com ing summer. Frank Lever. "In the list of free-for-all candi dates would probably be not only some of those already mentioned but Representative L?vcr, the sev enth district congressman, it is be lieved, would also make the race. If this primary should be like those that have been held for many years past there might be at least half a dozen men to seek the nomination. "While - none of the persons * named probably would care to dis cuss this matter now, because Sena tor Tillman has not yet resigned, and, in fact, may not do so, there is reason to believe that few of them would decline the honor of repre senting their state in the upper house of congress. lever's Seat. "Should Mr. Lever enter the race under the conditions named there would ensue a scramble for his seal in the house with the field open for all corners. The seventh district has many good men to choose from and any one of half a dozen would make a good, capable representative. Col. ?. J, Watson. "It is said that Commissioner F. J. Watson, of the state department of agriculture, is perhaps better known for his public work than any other man in the district and there is a feeling that he might make the race a lively one for his competitors should he run. "The whole situation is most in teresting and while, as stated, Sena tor Tillman has not yet resigned and may serve out the remainder of his term, should he decide to quit and spend the balance of his life on the farm, South Carolina would have soire lively politics in the near future." Will Not Resign. Columbia, February 27.-Special: There is a newspaper story going the rounds sent out from Washing ton based on what is called the 'al most certain r?sign?t ion" of Senator Tillman. Folks at this end of the line re gard this as a good newspaper story, but lacking facts. One of Senator Tillman's closest and most intimate friends this morn ing said that Senator Tillman had no more idea of resigning nor had his family than he had of flying. Continuing the conversation this friend said that resigning was en tirely foriegnand incompatible with the nature of Senator Tillman. Senator Tillman has three years more of service before he has to go into another campaign if he is then S candidats for re-election. If Sena Petit Jury, Second Week. W H Pardue, Trenton, J D Quarles, Red Hill, A B Franklin, Wards, Bradley Hite, Johnston, H Banks, Plum Branch, W M McDaniel, Modoc, W W Adams, Wise, E. C Winn, Plum Branch, D B Hollingsworth, Pickens, C II Whatley, Talbert,. W F Gibson, Johnston, M M Padgett, Trenton, Joe Gardner, Ropers, T J Langston, Johnston, S B Mays, Wise, J B Tim merman, Ropers, W F West, Red Hill, Sim Clark, Ward, W H Timmerman, B cker, J H Courtney, Trenton, C P White, Hibler, J B Holmes, Red Hill, C C Jones, Red Hill, J L Scott, Ward, J G Berry, Johnston, J S Richardson, Johnston, T B Gilchrist, Talbert, D I Morgan, Talbert, B Tunage, Plum Branch, Traylor Briggs, Meriwether, J H Kemp, Wise, M H Lott, Ward, J M Wright"; Pickens, J H White, Johnston, M W Crouch, Johnston, A A Hall, Elmwood. The Profitable Use' of Lime. I would never buy the slaked lime known as agricultural lime. One bushel of lump lime will slake over two bushels equal to the agricultur al lime, or bettci. Where a guar antee is given that the lime is for agricultural purposes, you can get reduced rates from the railroads. The best plan is to haul the lime and pile it near a branch, or where you can get water, and then slake it with water till it falls in a pow der. Some put it in little piles on the field and let it slake in rain and dew, but I prefer the slake at once with water. Use not over twenty five bushels of the slaked lime per acre. But remember that lime is not a manure, but is used to sweet en a?id soil, torelease potash^^ soil, ariiT t?'promote nitrification in organic matter or humus. With a good rotation of crops and the growing of peas and other legumes, yon can afford to lime once in six years.-Progressive Farmer. No Chance. 'Mamma!" "Yes, dear?" "When I get to bea big lady, will I have a husband like papa?" "I hope so, pet." "An' if don't get married at all will I be an old maid, like Aunt Jorusba?" "I suppose so.*' "Oh, dear! I wish I was a boy!" Sykes -Smith. Sunday's Augusta Herald contain ed the following concerning the marriage of Mr. Lovick Smith, a brother of S. M. Smith, Esq: "Very cordial interest is centered ed in the mariage of Miss Aileen Sykes and Mr. Lovic Smith, which will be an interesting event of Mon day afternoon. No cards have been sent out and there will be'no at tendants. The ceremony will be solemnized at St. Patrick's parson age at three-thirty o'clock and im mediately afterwards Mr. Smith and his bride w ll leave on a wedding trip. Cpon their return they will make their home to their friends at the Melbourne. "Both Miss Sykes and Mr. Smith enjoy a delightful popularity and hey will be the recipient of many congratulations upon this happy occasion/' Mr. Smith has been one of the leading salesmen of J. B. White & Co., for several years. An Iowa girl is reported to have gone crazy because a young man hugged her. It is likely that nothing of the kind happened, and that is the reason she went crazy.- Lees ville Newa. Nurse (rushing in excitedly)?Mad am, thc baby has just fallen out of the nursery window. Stylish mother-Horrors, and the new cement walk hasn't had time to dry. "How did you enjoy the musical?" 'Oh, I applauded at the wrong time as usual. Thought the orches tra tuning up was a classical num ber."-Kansas Journal. tor Tillman then should bc in good health it will be ample time for a decision as to what he will do, but three years is a long time in poli tics and in the meanwhile it will be justaboutas well not to figure on esignations. DOINGS OF WEST SIDE. Parksville Deplores McCor mick's Loss, Law Enforce ment Urged, Active Literary Society. I want to congratulate and com pliment my youthful substitute, who has filled my place so well; and the girls are gracious enough to say, better than the "old gentleman." Mrs. Anon's birthday came the other day. I dare not say how old, and while she did not receive as many presents as she deserves, she felicitates herself, that her anniver sary came right along with such prominent people as Frances E. Wil lard and Geo. Washington. Fortu nate woman indeed is she. Many high compliments have been paid the Hon.Seaborn Wright's lecture by the Parksville contingent, who heard him on prohibition at Edgefield some time ago. The thing that impressed one of his hearers more than any other one statement was, in effect, that "the great ques tion before the American people, to day is a question of law enforce ment." Indeed a spirit of lawless ness is abroad in the land to-day. We see it in the home; in the school; in the church; in the county and state; and as little as some care to think of it, unless the Christian manhood and womanhood of this county buckle on the armor of law enforcement-chaos and anarchy will reigr :nstead, in an incredibly short space of time. Let our officials enforce our laws, not for the pur pose of punishing the guilty, but for the protection of society. We are very lenient towards the outlaw, but I submit, that the law-abiding deserve some consideration and pro tection, though it did cause some so-called ''polished gentleman" to wear stripes. We of Parksville arc bowed down with grief over the burning of McCormick Saturday night. Brave McCormick, plucky and beau tiful little town, will arise from the ashes as she did before stronger and more.^antjfnJ, 0uTjvnapathies. ?inri \ pr?y?rs^o"1ro?;?o this generous and brave "people ?in this hour of sad affliction. The window of Faller & Co, being open when the fire was discovered leads to the suspicion that it was burglarized and set on fire. There is a great deal of sickness throughout western Edgefield con sisting mostly of grippe and pneu monia, the latter proving very fatal. Nearly evory family, white and bia'1r, has ajme sick member. We are glad to report that the family of Mr. E. T. Christian, all of whom have been sick, are now convalesicng. Our population looks quite fat now, most of them at least, caused by an epidemic of mumps. Both post-mistresses have had mumps for two weeks, though no one has been able to detect it. Mumps in the im agination, so to speak. Those who haven't the disease suffer just the same from fear, if not worse. Mr. Drue M. Nixon, raised at Clark's Hill, and whom Edgefield feels proud to claim, spent Saturday night and Sunday with his sister, Mrs. L. F. Dorn. Mr. Nixon holds ; a responsible position with Connie Maxwell Orphanage, which he re ports in good shape. The W. C. T. U. presided over by Miss Martha Dorn as president, and Miss Sallie Parks, as secretary, post-poned the public meeting of , this society which was to have been held yesterday afternoon on occount of so much sickness. The public meeting will be held some Sunday evening in the near future. The Parksville literary society held .its last regular meeting last Friday evening at the residence of Mrs. L. F. Dorn. Mr. W. W. Fowler makes an ideal president and the organization is doing good work. The next meeting will be at the home of Dr. D. A. J. Bell. Mrs. Mamie J. Bell and her little daughter, Martha, left home Sunday afternoon for an extended visit to friends and relatives at Clark's Hill and Meriwether. They are extremely anxious, if they have time, to see "Weed's" new home in the town of Meriwether. The B. Y. P. U. last night was well attended considering the amount of sickness from mumps in the community. The subject was mercy and sympathy, both well calculated to engage the attention. Mr. D. A. Bell is spending this week with the fruit barons of Clark's Hill, viz: Judge L. G. Bell, W. S. Middleton, H. A. Adams, S. T. Adams, H. E. Bunch, Hill Ryan and others, all of whom have gotten immensely rich, in the fruit business. Mr. Bell has gone down to spray his young orchard of 1,000 trees, and incidentally come in touch with these wealthy gentlemen. MORE ANON. r~7 R o t a ti o rt Ur g 8 d. The only hope fjir the permanent Upbuilding of ouiy Southern lands is through good 'rotative farming and the feeding of live stock. We cannot afford to keep on in the old way scratching the soil and drib bling a little fertilizer while the soil grows poorer and poorer. We must restore the humus in an economical and business-like way, and we can not afford to contin?e to ignore cat tle that are the mosjeffective means towards this hnjinns restoration. The day is fast approaching in the South when a mancho has farmed his land for years, ' "and still admits it is poor, will be looked upon as a poor citizen, a man *who fails in his duty to God and h?3-rcountry. We have gone fertilizer-crazy and need to make our farms >;anatoria for our recovery. -Progress' ?e Farmer. Strom-Fields. Last Thursday, at the home of Mr. and 31 rs. Babe Fields, at Lydia, Miss Annie May Strom and Mr. Luther Fields were married, Rev. J. R. T. Major ofticiajng. Thc bride, who is [originally from Greenwood couuty,-?As an accom plished young lady, knd very popu lar. She has taught. school in this county for several; years. The groom is a fine yonug man, and a prosperous planter.-?Tartsville Mes senger. Edgefield Graded School. Roll ol' honor for .month ending February 25th. 6th grade: Mell Burgess. 7th grade: Claud Lyon, Gladys Padgett, Addia Britt, Lizzie Roper. Lizzie made the highest average, having gotten 100 on all studies and on deportment. 9th grade: R?sela Parker, Flor ence Peak, Helen Tillman, Miriam Norris, Thelma Bailey. Helen's average was the highest in her class Bus-to kiss. Re-bus-to kiss ag?in. Omni-bus-to kiss al! 'thc gi visual the room. v. - ' -_E-.-idurrbc? u?ti*- i,i;Gii-%vj line.-Lippincott's Magazine. Death of Mr. Spencer. Mr. Jerome Spencer died at the home of his parents in Gastonia, N. C., Monday, February 21st. It will be remembered bj" many of our j readers that he resided in Edgefield for a year or more at the time his brother erected the college building I and a number of other buildings in our town. While here Mr. Spencer married Miss Mamie Samuel, who, with a little daughter, Katie May, survives him. We understand that Mrs. Spencer and her little child will make their home with the for mer's father in Hephzibah, Ga. "What's the matter?" "Just quarrelled with ray wife." "What about?" "She said that a woman whom we met was beautiful and I agreed with he r."IIouston Post. High Grade Fertilizers Messrs. Jones & Son are selling again this season fertilizers manu factured by the Southern States Phosphate and Fertilizer Company, of Augusta. There are hundreds of farmers in all parts of the county! who have used their brands with the | most satisfactory results. Messrs. Jones & Son can supply fertilizers for any crop, and when you use the goods made by the " Southern States," you can feel fully satisfied that the contents of every sack is true to the analysis marked upon it. Get their prices before buying. Killed by Falling Tree. Andrew Perry, an aged colored man, was killed Saturday morning near Simmon's Ridge church, four miles north of town, by a larjro tree falling upon him. "Uncle'' Andrew cut a tree the afternoon before and it lodged against another tree. Sat urday morning he cut the second tree and was caught beneath the falling trees. His lifeless body was found by accident, the heavy trunk having fallen obliquely across his body._ Practical Christianity. "On behalf of the sewing circle of this church," said the pastor at the conclusion of the morning ser vice, "I desire to thank the congre gation for fifty-seven buttons placed in the contribution box during the past month. If now the philanthrop ically inclined donors of these ob jects will put a half-dozen under shirts and three pairs of other strict ly secular garments on the ?p?ate] next Sunday morning, so that we may have something to sew these buttons on, wc shall be additionally grateful."-Harper's Weekly. ? ARMERS' OPPORTUNITY. Edite rial From Macon Tele graph Giving Some Interest ing and Significant Facts and Figures. The stock of money in this coun try is today approximately $3,130 000,000. Ten years ago it was $2, 340,000,000. This is a gain of $790,000,000, or approximately 30 per cent. Authoritative statistics show that the 1909 wheat crop was 8.3 bush els per capita, against 8.63 bushels per capita ten years ago; the corn crop dropped from 34.9 to 30.9 bushels per capita; the oats crop from 12.4 to 11.1 bushels per capi ta; the hay crop from 1 ton to 3-4 of a ton per capita; and the number of food animals, swine, cattle and sheep, fell from 2.5 to 1.9 per capita. In the matter of meats the gov I ernment returns issued on the 25th of January show, under the head of swine (hogs) that the total supplies in 1900, of 54,000,000 fell to 47, 000,000 in 1910, a decrease of nearly 15 per cent. Other cattle, in 1909, 49,000,000, fell to 47,000, 000 in 1910. The number of cattle killed un der the inspection law in the United States in 1907 was 7,621,717, in 1909 ithad fallen to 7,325,337; du ring the same period there was an increase in the number of calves killed from 1,763,574 to 2,046,713. The receipts of hogs at the markets fell 13.8 per cent, from 1908 to 1909. When the panic of 1907 came on many of the farmers in the West sold their hogs because food was too high to feed them and these brooding, herds have not been replaced. In the matter of the production of fruits, the leader and standard (be cause it keeps longer) apples, in the United States, have fallen from 68, 000,000 barrels in 1866 to 21,000, 000 barrels in K09! Here is money, per dollar, de creasing .in its purchasing, power .TOme'c'ra ?0 p^er^entIncrease iiif volume. Here is an increasing de ficit in "the field food crops per capita. Here is a marked decrease in hogs and cattle supply. Here is a decrease in the leader among all thc fruits (apples) of approximately 70 per cent. On the top of all this is an aver age tariff of 60 per cent, on all for eign food stuffs. As result of all these things-the increased supply of money, the de creased supply of all food stuffs, and the tariff-the prices of beef, pork and its by-products, mutton, chick, ens, eg?s, butter and milk, and all other food products-taken on an average-have never been as high as now, barring of course the war prices of the 60's. Is not this the Southern farmer's golden oppor tunity? All of these figures are amazing but they are collected f rom the most : reliable sources. They calilo the farmer with irresistible ?loquence { and force. They cry aloud to them to plant less cotton and more grain; to raise more cattle ancl hogs -not as'a patriotic thing, but as a , profit-making business.. It is the farmer's opportunity. His day j has come if he is wise enough to read the signs of the times and take ! advantage of it. Food is the first and the last of j the natural man. All men must eat. Everything else is secondary. , We can go naked and live in the woods as the heathens do, but we must eat. It takes a pound of cot ton to buy a pound of meat. A ? pound of meat can be raised more i cheaply than a pound of cotton. A i farmer can eat his meat but he can- ! not eat his cotton. ; The money supply has grown '] faster than the food supply. The : farm production for the last four ? years have been low in comparison J with the increase in other forms of 1 value. Manufacturing enterprises, 1 manufactured materials, stock and : bond corporations have more than tripled in value in ten years- Thc ? fanners have not kept pace. How Good News Spreads. I am 70 years old and travel most i of the time, writes B F Tolson, of Elizabeth town, Ky. Everywhere I fro I recommend Electric Bitters, because I owe my excellent health and vitality to them, They never fail to tone the stomach, regulate the kidneys and bowels and stimu late the liver, invigorate the nerves ] and purify the blood. They work wonders for weak, run-down men and women, restoring strength, vig or and health that's a daily joy. Try them. Only 50c. Satisfaction is , positively guaranteed by W E Lynch & Co., Penn & Holstein. Religious Services at Mill. Through the co-operation of the ?xecutive committee of the Edgefield Association the Baptist church at Beaver Dam Mill has engaged Rev. P. B. Lanham to serve as pastor. He conducted his first service Sun day night last, and will preach again at ll a. m. and 7:30 p. m. on the second Sunday, assisting also with Sunday school in the afternoon. Thc Methodists and Baptists both have church organizations at the mill, and under the present arrange ment Rev. L. D. Gillespie will preach twice each month and Rev. P B Lanham will preach twice. Six were received into the Methodist church Sunday night last. The present arrangement, which pro vides for service? every Sunday at the mill chapel, is ideal in many respects. We predict that much good will be accomplished through the combined efforts of the faithful ministers aboved named. Farms Will be More Popular. The great prominence given the rise in the market value of food staples and the increase in the cost of living, especially emphasized and criticised in relation to the food sup ply of the average American fami- ; ly living in a city or town, is bound ; to have its effect upon the growth and prosperity of rural districts. It i will be felt particularly in the conn- ? try, within twenty miles or so of large cities, because such districts i will appeal with more force than < more remote counties tu those who I are used to city life, or are hungry ? for it. Unless all signs fail, there ] will bea better demand for farms, 1 large and small, in all parts of the country, than there has been in < many years. < Of course, a large number of men 1 who say that they are going to ( raise their own food and sell food i to others instead of depending upon < the markets to meet their needs * henceforth, will lose their enthusi- J asm for the country before they try < to work out their theories of the wisdom of a radical change. The 1 majority will go on making the best- s 'ph?f^?^.iomt- life . and-its-^b wv j dens. Some, however, will stick to i their purpose of moving to the coun try. There will be a certain propor- 1 tion of farm buyers left out of the i host of city workers who have be- 1 come deeply dissatisfied with r'-<eir 1 condition and outlook. i Another effect of the heated and t general discussion of the cost of i living will bc the checking of the t constant inflow of young men and t young women to the big cities from c the farms. Many a youth, balancing between farming and the chances of ? the cities, will be decided in favor i of the country by the outcry which u has gone up from the victims of 1 high prices in the great centers of population. He will realize better e than he would have done if it had r not been for the prevailing agita- t tion how much the burden of pro viding food, shelter and clothing t increases when city prices have to a be paid and city conditions accept- f ed. Altogether, the ? ??ect is bound to i be a shifting of the balance between 1 town and country which will be fa vorable to the farming districts, fi There will be a stronger market for farm lands and a better supply of t labor to cultivate them, as the result t )f the sharp rise in the cost of liv- 3 ing in cities and towns. Rural v America never faced a orig!it3r t future.-(0.) Leader. -f Making Improvements at Coun- D ty Home. 5 il For the past two months Supervi- s sor Moultrie has had the convicts making much needed repairs and improvements out at the County Home. The condition of the stew nrd's house and the cottages of the inmates of the Home have for some n rears been a reflection upon the ^ 30unty, and Mr. Moultrie very wise- n ly put all forces to work making the a needed repairs during the intensely a sold weather. While the ground was a frozen during the past two months g very little could be done ^ on the public roads. However, dur- c ing that time when the weather g would permit squads have been sent e out to improve the bad places in the road. We understand that it is Mr. ^ Moultrie's purpose to rebuild the s bridges on the Ninety Six and Long t Cane roads in the early spring- ^ just as soon as the weather makes t it possible to carry forward such ? work in a satisfactory manner. He \ would have replaced these bridges ( while the road working force was ( in that section early last fall but was - unable to obtain the lumber for the j bridges at that time. "Who gave the bride away?'' "Her little brother. He stood up y right in the middle of the cememony ] and yelled. "Hurrah, Fanny, you've s got him at last."-Western Chris- ? ti an Advocate. f JOHNSTON LETTER. Willard Memorial Meeting, Pro gressive Harmony Farmers, Profusion of Orange Blossoms. The Woman's Christian Temper ance Union held a Frances E. Wil lard Memorial meeting on Thursday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Chas. F. Pechman. An interesting pro gram was arranged, and a cordial invitation was extended to all the ladies. Messrs. Hugh Ivy and J. R. Ly brand, of Atlanta, spent last week here with relatives. Mrs. M. A. Huiet has been quite sick for the past two weeks. Miss Maybelle Denny is teaching Miss Huiet's kindergarten classes during her illness. Mrs. G. P. Harmon died at her home in Bamberg on last Wednes day after a few days' illness. She was the wife of Judge of Probate George P. Harmon, and was a most lovable young woman. Mrs. Harmon was Miss Rosabel Grice, of Wards, and during her girlhood attended the school here. She has many friends in Johnston who will de plore her untimely end. Col. Claud Sawyer, of Aiken, has been the guest of his brother, Mr. 3. P. Sawyer. The Farmers' Union, of the Har mony section, contemplates pur shasing at an early date, an outfit for the manufacture of guano. A side track will be put in and. the plant and warehouse erected near Harmony grove. The remains of Col. J. B. Cloy, )f Graniteville, were brought here >n Wednesday morning and carried ;o the burying ground near Mt. Calvary. Besides his immediate 'amily, a number of friends attend ed the body, Messrs. J. M. and lames Quinby, Stanfield,, Mesdames Mattie Toney and Parker and oth ers. On April 6th, orange blossoms will bloom in profusion, and John son will lose one of her fair young ?voraen. The -week following-, the redding bells will ring again. There was a general meeting at Fruit Hill on Saturday last of those nterested in the Johnston, Allen & Northern railway. Several speeches vere made and much enthusiasm vas evinced. The road will open ip splendM facilities, and mean nuch to the public, and it is hoped hat ere long it will be in opera ion. The grading has already been lone. The Johnston Building and Loan Association is a topic of interest tow, and the enterprise is well mder way, a large amouni; of stock laving been subscribed. Mrs. Chas. Early, of Florence, is xpected this week to visit her pa ents, Mr. and Mrs. Satcher, near own. Mr. J. W. Browne will go into he mercantile business, and in .bout two weeks will open up a ancy grocery store. Mr. Alden Moyer who has been n Florida for several months arrived ast week for a visit to his parents. Mrs. Wallace Tompkins, of Edge ield, spent Saturday in town. Miss Mary Carwile has returned o her home in Newberry after a wo weeks' visit to her friends, lisses Sara and Mallie Waters. She ?.as the recipient of much social at ention during her stay here. Mrs. J. W. Payne, who iiuffered rom a stroke of paralysis about a ?onth ago, and whose condition as been favorable, was again very ll on Sunday, but at present is con idered better. Telling The Truth. A preacher came to a newspaper ian in this way: You editors do not aili the truth. If you did you could ot live: your newspapers wotdd be i failure. The editor replied: You ire right and the minister who will ,t all times and under all circum tances tell the whole truth about lis members, dead or alive, will not iccupy his pulpit more than one lunday, and then he will find it nec ssary to leave town in a hurry. The press and the pulpit go hand n hand with white-wash brushes ind pleasant words, magnifying lit le virtues into big ones. The pul >it, the pen a nd the grave stone are he great saint-making triumvirate. \nd the great minister went a.way ooking very thoughtful while the ;ditor turned to his work and told >f the surpassing beauty of the bride, while in fact she was as horne ras a mud fence. "Larry, has the number 13 ever >een associated with anything un lucky in your experience?" "'Yis ?or, the thirteenth gurrel I pro nged to accepted me sor."-Chica ro Tribune.