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The Celebrated Judge Ljnch.
.Mr. Bartholomew Lynch, who resides
over Kelloggrs Fourth District Court,
and who has won such une viable nrrfo
rioty iu the tri il of the Picayune libel
case, is n son of old Erin, and speaks the
English with a broad brogue
There is a humorous us well as au
irascible pharsc to Lynch'* charactor.
It is related of him that not long since
a lawyer?who is also a eon of the Green
Isle?was arguing a BOtnuwhut tedious
case before him, when Lynch having
satisfied himself as the merits of the
ense, and dreading a lengthy speech,
said quite abruptly to the voluble uttor
acy whom wc shall name Ilngan :
'Mister Hagau, sit down, sir!'
The attorney, with a coolness that
was refreshing pi.id cot the slightest
attention to the command, and proceed
ed with his argunn nt.
'Mister Hagan,' said Lynch, rather
more pointedly, 'take your eate sir !'
The lawyer scarcely noticed the inter
ruption, but plunged ahead as vigorously
Lynch was now excited, and turning
to the sheriff he exclaimed.
?Mr Sheriff, sate Mr Ilngan V
The sheriff hesitated n moment to see
if his superior was in earnest, whon sou1
denly the irato magistratio made au at
tempt to smother his Wrath that was a
pnlapabh failure, exclaimed, 1 Mistet
Ilngan, go on thin !' and after vtbispoi
ing something to the c erk, he relapsed
into a listening attitude, remaining pet
fecily quiet for some hour mid half, and
at which time the lawyer having exhuus
t"d the suhjeetand being quite exhausted
himself, sank into a chair and sa'urs teH
an extensive pocket handkerchief with
the copious perspiration that be: ded his
Lynch raised himself slowly in lib
chair, and inquired very mildly, 'Areyc
through, Mister Ilagau !'
'Arc ye snrc yon'ro through ?'
'Yes, sir,' quite suro.'
'Well* sir,' remarked Lynch, 'you
nrgutnent has no more' effect upon th
court than a spoonful of water on tb<
bark of a duck. There's been judgment
entered uy against ye for an h??ur am
more*'?A'eic Orteant Herald.
The SUuil of iShakespeure.
A certain French Huron, whose scion
titic la tcs led him tq collect the skull
ot celebrated persons, one day received
a visit from a man with whom ho wa
accustomed to deal.
'?YYhr.t J.) you bring roe here ?" asked
the Baron, as the slowly unwrapped a
carefully enveloped package.
"."he .--Lull of Shakespeare.'
"I speak the truth Monsieur lu Bamn
Tlere is proof of what L say,'* said ti e
dealer, producing some pipers.
"Hut," replied the B.irun, draw ing
aside the drapery which contained his
own singular collection, " I already pm?
scss thut skull.,
'?He most have been a rogue whi
sold you thut," true the remark if the
"Who wa> it, Monsieur?"
"Your father, said the Harun inn
mild tone; ' he sold it to me ubont
twenty nine years ago.'
The broker was, for u moment, com
plelvly disconcerted, then explained,
with vivacity :
"I comprehend. Be good enough to
observe the small dimension of the skull
i n your shelf. Remarked the narrow
occiput, the undeveloped forehend when
intelligence ni et i II mute. It is of Shake
spear certainly but Shnkespoar as a ehild
12 or 14 years old whereas this is that
of Thakcspoar whon he had attainod a
certain ago, and had become the great
genius of which England is so justly
The Baron bought the second head
There once lived a rolicking lawyer
?wc will him Jack Martin?who had
many virtues and few faults. He would
give away his last, and consequently was
often dead broke, One day ho must:
attend court at a distanoo, but found
himself without funds. Rushing broath
le.sly into the office of a banker, holding
in his hand the promissory note on a
well known mnn for twenty dollars, he
hastily exclaimed t
'Hore, John, what will you give me
flue (hat? Quick ! train's waiting.'
'Nineteen dollars and a half,' said the
'All right!' cried Jack. 'Give mo
the stamps.' And in a moment he was off
for bh>e oars. *
And instant, and he was followed and
overtaken by the banket, who said.
?Look hese, J-ack; credits on the back
of this note, Miete? dollars.'
I know it,' replied he.
?Will you pay it back V
'.Not a cent. You set the price?I
'You're an infernal scoundrel!'
'Now look hem,' said Jack, 'what's
she u*e? I can bring twenty better
looking moo thnjn Jou who will any the
It wan one of Jack's virtues, this
calmness under trying circumstances,
and it so charmed the banker that he
never asked for tlie njoney again.
3D Ii JAMISON
ATTOllNKY AT LAW.
Will pructio e in the Courts of ORANGE
BURG and BARN WILL.
OFFICE COURT HOUSE SQUARE.
Feh 223 Ily
Fever and Ague,
from which mankind suffer over a large part of
the globe, is the consequence of a diseased action
in the system, induced by the poisonous mlasra of
vegotabie decay. This exhalation is evolved by
the aetion of solar heat oh wet soil, and rises with
the watery vapor from it. While the tun is below
the hor?n this vapor lingers near the earth's sur
face, and the virus is taken with it through tho
lungs into the blood. There it acts as an irritating
poison on the internal viscera and excreting organs
of the body. The liver becomes torpid ana falls to
secrete not only this virus, but also the bile from
the blood. Both the virus and tho bile accumulate
in the circulation, and produce violent constitu
tional disorder. The spleen, the kidney;, and the
stomach sympathise with the liver, and become
disordered also. Finally, the instinct of out or
ganism, as if in an attempt tc expel the noxious
tnfu*ion, concentrates the whole blood of the bed/
in tho internal excretories to force them to cast it
oat. The blood leaves the surface, and rushes to
the central organs with congestive violence. This
is the Cn i Li,. But in thh effort it mils. Then the
Fevur follows, in which the Mood leaves the Cen
tral organs and rushes to the surface, as if in
another effort to expel the irritating poison through
that other great excretory?the skia. Ia tfiis
also it fails, and the system abandons the attempt
exhausted, and waits for the recovery of strength
to repeat the hopeless effort another day. These
are the fits or paroxysms of Fbvbb and Aoub.
Such constitutional disorder will of course under
mine the health if it ia sot removed.
We have labored to find, and have found, as
Ayer's Ague Cure,
whioh neutralises this malarious poison in the
blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the
body. As it should, so it does cure this afflicting
disorder with perfect certainty. And it does mere,
or rather does what is of more service to those sub
jeet to this infection. If taken in season it expels
It from the system as it is absorbed, and thus keeps
those who use it free from its attacks; keeps the
system in health although exposed to the disease.
Consequently it not only eures, bat protects from,
the great variety of affections which are induced
by this malignant influence, such as Remittent
icvor. Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Ague*
Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache, Bilious
Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness,
Toothache, Eataehe, Catarrh, Asthma, Palpita
tions, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Hysterics,
Colic, Paralysis, and Painful Affections of the
Stomach ana Bowels, all of which, when arising
from this cause, will be found to assume mere or
less the intermittent type. This " Aocb Com "
removes the cause of these derangements, and cures
This it accomplishes by stimulating the excre
tories to expel the virus from the system; and
these organs by degrees become habited to do this
their office of their own accord. Hence arises what
we term acclimatatUm. Time may accomplish the
same end, but often life is not long enough, or is
sacrificed in the attempt, while this " Aoux CsBB "
does it at once, and with safety. We have great
reason to believe this is a rarer as well as safer
remedy for the whole class of diseases which ore
caused by the miasmatic infection, than any ether
which has been discovered; and it has still another
important advantage to the public, which is. that
it is cheap as wcl! as good.
DR. J. C. AYER & CO.
Price Csb Collar *br Bottli.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself each a renown for the cure of
every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that
it is entirely unnecessary for as to recount the
evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em
ployed. As it has long been in constant use
throughout this section, we need not do more than
assure the people its quality is kept up to the best
it ever has been, and that it may be relied on to
do for their relief all it has ever been found to do.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills?
FOR ALL THE rWMCt Of A fUMATTO NCMCMf.
For Costivbx bss ;
For tub Ccrb or DTtrneu;
For tbb Ccbb er Ihdioestio*;
For tbb Curb or Dtsbbtrrt;
For a Foul Stomach ;
For tbb Curb or Ertsipblas;
For tbb Film ;
For tbb Cbrb or Sokopcla;
For all Scropulous Cskplaistb ;
For tbb Ccrb or Rrbi-matiam ;
For Disbabbs or tub Sxik ;
For tbb Cvrb op Litbr Complaixt ;
For tbb Ccbb op Tbtter, Tumors amd Salt
For tbb Cubb op Gout;
For a Dinker Pill;
For tbb Curb op Nburaloia ;
For Pbriptino tbb Blood.
They are sugar-coated, so that the most sensi
tive can take them pleasantly, and being purely
vegetable, no harm can arise from their use in any
Price Si cants per Bex; Five boxes for $1.00.
Great numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States
men, and eminent personsges, have leat then
names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of thssc
remedies, but our space here will not permit the
insertion of them. The Agents below named fur
nish gratis nor American Almanac in whisk thee
ore given; with also full descriptions of the above
complaints, and the treatment that should be fol
lowed for their cure.
Do not be put off by snprineipled dealers with
ether preparations they make mere profit en.
Demand Atbb's, and take no ethers. The sislfc
want the best aid there is for them, and they ehtaid
have it. Z
? AM our Remedies are for ?sie by
may 11 c ly
THE OLD ESTABLISHED
No. 8 N. Charles Sfreef,
BAL TIMORE, UD.
Otyuwfif and Dftrrtrd Rntirtly /? Prtpmt t*f
founj and o/tiddle gtgtd efltn
to sssesea rmmovo?
OVER 2500 YOUNG MEN
htmf' GRADUATED mt tkii INSTITUTION, mmd
mri nw?lKnjt RtstontiHi ?nd Lncrmtiv* FMHm? im
Iht t.tmd*nt BANKS AND BUSINESS HOUSES *f
THEKE AHE NO VACATIONS. Stmdtnlt tmm
tnUr at nnr Hint.
.Sjitcial Individ**! Inttmtlimn mnd tntc*** rnmrmm
tted. Smdfvr Colltgt /VtMfftd mmd i*/cndut S/rti
tmtnt */Ptmmtnmthi/ Entlmt* Hum I'mitngt Stmrntf:
Addntt nil Oas?ssMsss>sS?Vsai I?
w. M. KADtFIt, rr?t
Settthtm Suti'itss Cflfrgt,
MAL TIMORB, MD.
THE HIGHEST PRICE
WILL BK PAID FOR
ROUGH BICE, CORN AND PEAS
STRAUS & STREET,
ORANGEBURG, S. C,
Where also RICE, CORN and other GRAIN will be GROUND at the
LOWEST MARKET RATES.
juno 21 00
IT IS NOW SETTLED
THAT the "KMf RRPRtSR SALOON" cendncted bv AUGUSTUS FISHIER i? the
ONLY PLAI'K in OraHgebur--, where anrthin;; like FANCY DRINKS, or COOLING and
DELICIOUS BKYKKAGKS are prepared,'and it ia vor; certain.
That Captain Jack and Ellen's Man
VTer? tbsy hrra. would W*nd?*r at 0?? drliciou*) mote in wliieh '-fire-water" can he con
ceded. All the wonderful Summer diguite*. :ucli n*
??CLARRT.PUNrilKS." ?-SIIERR Y-COURLERS." "COCK-TAILS." "Wff1TF.-L10NS,"
"MlST-JULl^S." ?'GIN-SLINGS," Bit ANDY-SMASH KS." "LEMONADES
n la &?/??," SODA-WATER ttrtr tint motirnr." SKINS." TOD
DIES," -rROWDERS" an<l ???//* podridm" of
Are to be brought to Orangeburg,
la fact are already here and HOURLY COMPOUNDED and HOURLY ENJOYED Ny the
A#? vivnf'.' and those who possess ih* ?*fim virrr and a liitle ? whrrtwtlhnl."
Thoie who fancy the death ol the Duke or Clarenoa and who would line
To be Drowned in a Hogshead of
Pan find the MATERIALS for this glorious snicide, bnt would doubtlcs* he dioarwded
Ires euch a purpose on stopping in
At the Enterprise Saloon
Kept ever OPEN and BRIGHT
BY AUGUSTUS FISCHEB, Agt.
junc 21 00
A FACT WORTH KNOWING!
TOSE & IZLAR
HAVE THE GREATEST ASSORTMENT OP
And sells them CHEAPER than any other House in Orangebarg,
jerGoods DELIVERED at any portion of the Town.
MEAL AND GRIST AT MILL PRICES.
Now is the time to get BARGAINS.
any 10 tf
SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD.
Cii abi.bstiir, 8. C. December 14, 1872.
ON AND AFTER SUNDAY DECEMBER
14. ibe Passenger Train on the South
Carolin? Railroad will run at* follows.
Lenve Charleston.9.30 A. M.
Arrive at Columbia..6.20 P. M.
Leave Charleston.0.5?) A. M.
Arrive at Augusta....4!.6.30 P. M.
Leave Columbia.9.00 P. M.
Arrive ut Charleston.4.46 P. M
Leave Augusta.0.00 A. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.46 A. M.
uolvml'ia kiuiit exprrss?sir^nars kxcbft
Leave Charleston.7.oO P. M.
Arrive at Columbia.0.30 A. M.
Lea-e Columbia.7.30 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4 46 A. M.
aooosta siniiT sxrar.ss-srfCDAts axerrrso
Leave Charleston.-8.30 P. M.
Arrive at Augusta.7.86 A. M.
Leave Augusta.?.15 P. M
Arrive at Charleston.6.60 A. M.
Leave Summerville at.7.26 A. M.
Arrive at Charleston at.8.40 A. M.
Leave Charleston at.H.;16 P. M.
Arrive at Suminei vilic at.4.60 P. M.
Leave Cam Ion.7.20 A. M.
Vrrivc ni Columbia.11.66 A. M.
Leave Columbia.'2 10 P. M.
Arrive at Camtlen. 0.65 P. M.
Day anil Night Trains connect at Augusta,
with Macon nn?l Augusta Hail Road, Central
Rail Rob 1 and Georgia Rail Ho?<l. This is
ihe quickest iukI most direct route, and as
comfortable ?n?l cheap as anjrother route to
Louisville, Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Loujs,
tnd all other points West and Northwest.
Columbia Night Train connects with
Greenville ami Columbia Railroad, and Dav
ami Night Trains connect with Charlotte
Through Tickets on ?ale, via this route te
nil points North.
Cantdcn Trnin connect" at Kingville daily
(Bicepi Sundays) with i>a\ Passenger Train,
and run<i through to Columbia.
A. L. TYLER. Yire-President.
S. B. PicKKNS, General Ticket Agent.
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, &c
P. P. TO ALE,
M an it Tueluror and Dealer,
No. 20 llayne Street and llorlbeck'a Wharf
CHARLESTON, S C.
tta)" This is the Largest and meat Com
plete Faetory of the kind in the Southern
States, an-1 nil articles in this line can be
furnished by Mr. P. P. ToALEat prices which
Half- A pamphlet with full and detailed
tint of all sizes of Doors Sashes and Blinds.
? ud the prices of each, will be sent free and
pout Paid, or. applioatiod to'
l I?. I?. TO.4 IjE,
CHARLESTON, 8. c.
july 16 wee
M0NEV CANNOT BUT IT!
Fur SiKlit in PricelessS!
BUT TilK DIAMOND 8PECTACLES w1lc
If yon Value yonr Fyesight use these Per
fect Lenses, Ground from Minute Crystal
PcMdes. Melted together, and derive tbelr
name "Diamond" on aeeouat of their Hard
ness and Brilliancy. They will last msay
years without change, and are warranted
superior to all others in use.
Manufactured by the Spencer Optical
Manufacturing Co.. New York.
CAUTION.?None Genning unless stamp
ed with our trade mark.
For Sale by Responsible Agents threvgh
.out the Unioa.
E .1. OL1VER08,
jan 20?ly Orangeliarg, S. c.
Citizens' Savings Bank
OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Will pay 7 PER CENT. INTEREST en
SPECI AL DEPOSITS and A PER CENT, an
SAVINGS DEPOSITS, Compounded Semi
Local Finance Committee.
Hon. THOS. W. CLOVER.
Col. PAUL S. FELDER.
Capt. JNO. A. HAMILTON.:
JAS. H. FOWLES,
mar 23 jan ?1/
At Trivate Sale.
THE PLANTATION forming a part ef
the Estate of the late Col. Keitt, and
known as the DAUBY PLACE. The traet
consists of about MN> acres, one half well
Timbered, the remainder Rich, Bed, Loam
Soil, adapted to Crops of all kinds. These
are the Finest Lands in the District, and
were valued at'$20 per acre in 1866. Wenld
be sold for onc-hult tha* ,rice now. One
fourth cash, the remair er in three instal
ment < bearing interest from date and se
cured by mortgage of tho sama.
This is a splendid chance for aneryae de
siring to secure Rich Lands, fine Wator Pow
er, excellent Cattle Range and a Refined
Neighborhood. Apply to
Mrs. L. M. KEITT,
Or J G KK1TT, Esq.
d|Tk te ftSO PER ?ATI Agent?
?>) WANTED! All classes of working
people, ef either sex, young or old, make
more money at work . far ju in their spare
moments, or all the time, than at anythlag
else. Particulars fr e Address
?, STINRON ft Ott,
??t* -lo PortKnd, Mais*.
ARRIVING BY EVERY
GEO. H. CORNELSON'S.
In order I* be prepared for the demand* of the season, I am receiving large sappltes ef
all the varioas geoda needed at tbia time of the year; auoh a*
P'antation Suppliee, Tools, Plows, Iron.
And everything elee necessary to make a crop. I am Agent for the following valnabrv
and estnblished Manures :
KTi rV AN OUANO,
KTIWAN DISSOLVED BONE,
ETIYTAN CROP FOOD.
ATLANTIC ACID PHOSPHATE.
E FRANK COE'8 PHOSPHATE.
LAND PLASTER LIME AND SALT.
All the ahsve Manures are offered at manufacturers prices will be i?M at the aaaev
terms as at the werke and will be delivered if requested et any depot on tbe South Carsliaa
jeb 1 . GKO. II. CORNELSON.
RUSSELL-STREET, ORANSEBURG, S. C.
The Sab?riber takes great pleasare in announcing to bis FRIENDS end tbe COM*
MUNITT thet he has OPENED ? F1R8T-CLA8S HOTEL, at tbe Large Residence reseat
ly occupied by Mr. Hane Wannamsker. Comfortnblc Accommodations, e Beunteeue
Table and Court*us Attention arc Guaranteed- _
jaa 18?8m J. W. IX? Bl K?tt.
EEGULAE DAILY TRADE.
ANOTHER TRAIN JUST IN AND FILLED WITtl
AND CUSTOMERS SHOPPING AT
BEL, SC?VILL k PIKE,
Making Selection from their Extraordinary Lirge rod Varied *Jtoek of
Their aseortneat, with constant additions, is
Beth as to STYLES and QUALITIES.
Their facilities in drawing supplies from desirable Markets ^
FOR THE CASH
Enable them to make the best possible RATES, which is the OLD RULE con
tinued from its ORGANIZATION?
Giving an experience of 30 years in Business.
Economy end Enterprise, together with the Energy and gentlemanly deport"
ment of all their Assistants, are always found at the OLD ESTABLISHED
BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE.
may 26 o lj
W^ire tUMnJ^S tf?D1f ?? ?* 18 RTTU' ?R*TTS(I <>* TRI TAH
w??ee, an carriages, Baggies er Wagems. Ana em ahm ss efaud with
NEW PRESS' AN? O ff TO ?IN AND PACK COTTON
tJ!??J??nf*[AtST. W"**?** MT mtX a?. btooghtf>T?I ts }et?t mdwm
than that Ginned ob the common das. . i "
?F? 5-1J R IIMI.