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.OSE W Tg? ^INBiRg.?
' A tVoiaow W?o Tfcoojht ?he Had Josi j
Oi-otuidfl foy ? ?iror*e., j
?[ancht?ter(N. II.) Minor. i
She was about fo?ty-flvcy?ftrsold, wail? j
dressed, had black hair, thin and Uagei
with gray, ?nd eyes in whteh gleamed
the.fires of a determination not to be
easily balked. 8h? walked into Major
Housed office, and requested ? private
interview, and having obuioed lt, aad
satisfied herself that tho law students
were not l: toning at a key-holo, said
elowly, eolemly and irapretsfvely :
"I want a divorce."
"What for? I suppose you had ooo of
tho best of huebftuds," Bald the Mnjor.
"Ie'pose thole wHoi-flverybody thinks,
but If they knew What I've suffered in len
yoars they'd wonder I had not scalded
him long ago. I osgk? to, but for tb?
sake of the young ones I'* born? it end
said nothing. : I've told bim though what
he might depend on; end now the time's
como. I won't stand it, young obos or
no young ones ; I'll have a divorce, nod'
if tho neighbors wept to blab themselves
hoarse about it they caa, for I won't
stand it another day."
But what's the metier? Don't your
husband provide for yon? Iau't he
truotoyou? Don't be treat you kindly?"
pureucd thr lawyer.
"We get victuals enough, and I don't
know but he's as imo and kind as cseu
in general, and be's never knocked any
of us down. . I wish he had, then I'd get
him into jail and know where he was
uf nights/' retorted the woman.
"Then what's your complaint against
him?"
"Well, If you must know, he's one of
these plogUeyliners."
"A whit?''
"A jiner-oneoftbem pesky fools that's
always jinin' something. There can't
nothing como along that's d^rk ?nd sly
and hilson, but ho lljiuoit. Ifanybody
ehoukl get up a society to burn his house
donn, he'd jmo it just os soon as he could
g?t lu, and if tliey had to pay to
pct in, he'd go all the suddener. We
hadn't been refried more'n two months
before hejined the Know Notbln's. Wo
lived on a form then, and every Saturday
night he'd como tearin' in before supper,
Sba fistful of nut-cakes, and go off
iw:n' 'em, and that's tb? last I'd see
. of him till morning. . And ?very other
night he'd roll and tumbled in bis sleep,
and holler, "Put none but Americans on
guard-George Washington ;". and oo"
rainy days he'd go out into the corn barn
. and jab at a picture of the Pope v/ith an
old Bagnet that was there. I ought to
put my feat down tbeu ; but be fooled
me so with his lies about the Pope's oom?
?R? i*?-??.ie mako all Yankee girls marry
irirnmett, and- to cat up ali th* babes
that waro'r. born with a cross on the fore?
heads, and I let bira go on and encour
aged bim in it.
"Thon.ho jincd the Masons. Perhaps
you know what thom bo, but I don't
'ccpt they think they're the came kind of
crlttere that built Solomon's Templo, and
took caro of his concubines; and of all
the darned nonsense and gab about wor
shipful mo? and squares and compass?s,
and sich, that wo had in tho house for the
next six months, you, never seo tho beat.
And he's never outgrowed it nuther.
What do you think; of a -man, Squire,
that'll dress bueelf'in a white apron, Jbout
big enough for a monkey's bib, and go
marching up and down, and making mo
tions and talking tho foolishest lingo at
a picture of Georgo Washington in a green
jacket, ?nd a truss on his stomach?
Ain't ho a Joonytick ? Well? that's my
Sam, and I've stood lt as Tong as I'm go
ing to.
"Tho next lunge tho fool mad? waa
i vio tho Odd Fellow?. J. made it warnt
for.him wheu ho carno borao and told
mobe'diin?d them ; but bo .kinder pac
ified rab by tolling ?io that they bad nnort
of branch show that took in women, and
ho'dgetrco iu aa coon as he found out
bow to do it, Well, on? night ho came
home and said Pd bosa mack-balled.
Did it. himself, of course. Didn't want
me round knowing to his goings on. Of
course hb.-jdida't, and I tom him so.
"Thou ho jlned the Sons of Kalter.
Didn't say a word to me about it, but
cloaked off ono night, pretenden' he'd
- up with ? sick Odd Follow;
abd Pd so vcr found it out, only he came
hvjmB looking Uko a mau that had been
through a threshing machine, and I
wouldn't do a thiog for him till ho owned
up. And so It's goa? from bod to wua.
and from wua to wusser, Jinlo, this and
father, till he's Worship Minster nf the
Masons, aad Goddess of Hopo of tho Odd
Fellows, ?nd Sword Swallower of the
A'arinigans, and Virgia Cerus of the
Grange, and Groud Mogul of Sons of In
dolence, and Two-Edged Tomahawk of
tho United O^er of Black Men. and
Tale-Bearer cf tho Mcciful Manikins, and
Skipporof the Guild of Caratrina Colum
bus, and Big Wiszard of the Arabian
Knights, ned Pledge-Passer bf tho Re
form Club, ana Chief Bulger of the Irish
Machinists, end Purse-Keeper of tho Or
der of Canadian Conscience, aod Double
.'Barreled Dictator of thoKlghU of tho
Brass Circles, and Standard-Bcarer of the
Boyad Archangcle, and Sublimo Porte of
tho'Boiottl>BS|frio, aad Ckatr.bcrmaldof
the Celestial Cherubs, and Puteslan Po
tentate bf thu Petrified Pig-Stlckera, sad
tho Lord cnlj knows , what else. I've
boroo it and borne it bopln' he'd got 'em
;;U jined after a while, bu$ taUi't ao
uss; and when he'd got into a hew one
and been made Grand Guido of the
Knights of Horror, I told him I'd quit;
and I will."
.;>\-.' /Hero tho Major interrupted her Bov
ing:
.?Well, your.husband is pretty well in
. ':;??'?& facet but the-'court'- will
oojrd?y cai} that good cause for a divorce.
lxne most of th? societies you mention
aro composed of honorable mes ; abd have
excellent reputations. Moor of them,
though called lodges, are' reftef juaoefc, .
tiona aud'mutual insurance companies,
which, if yo5f basband should dio, would
take cam of yen ajid would net ueo yeu
anffer If yoawere sick.," j
"Soe mo suffer whoa I'm eickP Take]
caro of me when ho's dead! Well, !
guess cot. I can take care of myself
-nbe'sdeadf-and.if Icou't. I con get
another. Tho?e'o plenty of 'cm. And
they needn't buiher themselves wheo I'm
suffir it's nono of their busine?; especial
ly alter su?fcTO?nffp7e hod when I ain't
euiK beccu*?. of their carryings on.' And
you needn't try and moko mc beiioveit'a ;
all right, either-. I know what it ie to
hvo with. ?i TAan that Jip?? so many lodges
Lint "ho don't ?ever lodge at home., and
?U0?Lh^??oj?t* YJ>?J* tudj, Sam, Smith,
X. %?, is., ri. of i',, V.
?., rfc. A, 0" I. I. P., K. 4>f X.. N.
C., L. E. T., H. E. B,, R. L P., 3? Y.
? -'OiMhot'o harmless amusement," r*v'
Blur looked him equaro in the oyo end
'*#?'" be lift ve you ara a jiuc.? yuur
Kc admitted that ho waa te a cert?!?
nt. and abo rose and s*ld. "X wouldn't
.- have thought it. A mau Uko you ?hsir
^sstSf fh?SbiS\?^
make a woman tako poison. But Idon't I
j.'; '-'?.! i Vs to do vf yoe. VI wans & *
A Texas Hort? Trmfle.
There U a gentleman by the name ot
Smith living tn Galveston who koeps ?
kind :??SKI?ry ?Ubi?. Among other
W?HUB?P ctwtod7 wa*11 fin0 h*y bora?
aloa; to Jones. Thia borve, lu ca
NBHBbont the stable yard, ran
IwLmkWKrH00 aD<* Dro^? nu* Of
I ?HMltB was responsible. Ali be
bad to do ?aa to send for ? policeman,
.Simal shot and pay Jone?
about $00? the value of the animal.
Smith notified the policeman and started
j out to soe Jones ?nd inform bim official
1 ly about tho accidont. Now, Smith is
considerable of a wog. Happening to
meet Brown, be asked if Brown dla not
want to boy a borea, lt had been the
dream of Brown's life to sit behind o
bone of bis own and call out "g'glongl"
He wanted s cheap horse and one that
was safe, so that when Smith nut the
?uestion to bim, Brown replica: "Moy
eeo; if you hove tho right kind of a
horse. Is be a steady, quiet horse ?" ?
"Ho ia the quietest horse you ever
saw."
"Won't bite or kick, and ie not likely
to run owoy ?"
"If bo bites, kick? or runs owoy I'll
give your money bacw."
"Humph," said Brown, "whot oro you
asking for the wonderful animal ?"
"I'll let you have bim cheap. He is
tbot Soo bay horse Jones used to own.
I'll let you have him for 921. Give me
$1 down, and your note for $20 moro, and
it is a bargain. I hov? no use for til?
horse, bat I want the money right off."
Brown thought to himself: "This is
the golden opportunity. Smith bas
been tampering with cotton futures, I
am sorry for film, but business. I am
not bis guardian," so he plonked down
tho dollar, and gave bis note for tho bal
ance.
If Brown Was pleased with, the trade,
Smith was still more so. He - died to
several friends, and treated th crowd
with the dollar, after which the proces
sion reformed and marched down to tho
stable to soo Brown's new purchase.
When they; got ' thor? tho policeman
had already snot the poor brute, and be
looked like all ho really needed, was on
inquest. Brown looked very much that
woy himself. He {urned pal? and then
got red behind tho cara. Then he
smiled, but it was not' a particularly
healthy smile. Smith tried to help mot
ten?, and ns soon ea tho crowd bod quit
holding their sides, he sold: "Now,
Brown, I don't wont you to tf?l? anybody
swindled you. ?j?all on ihcsegehtlomen
ta witness that. I have done the square
thing. This is Jones', bay horse, thc
identical one I sold you. I guaranteed
HfwWtiuld not bite nor kick, and you can
not provoke bim to run away. I think
bo filis the bili. I wont you to torie bim
offer I'll charge you for keening bim."
"Boys," enid Brown, "dona give mo
?way. I know I am not the only fool on
Galveston Island. Let's go and hunt
for a duplicate, and I will set 'em up."
They strolled out ?nd met Robinson.
"Look hero Robinson, don't you waru
a right good horne ot a bargain? I've
just bought Jone*' fine bay horse. He
cost $00 originally, and he is in just tho
samo condition be was in when I got
bim.?
"Ohl" said Robinson, "things aro hard
and horse feed ht awful high. A high
stepping horse, like Jones' bay, will eat
hishead.off in rio time."
"That's where you oro fooling yourself
He eats less than any horse you over
sow. By thunder no horse cnn eat less
than be can."
"Ain't be a little frisky?"
Brown shook his hew! and replied :
"You are doing that-hone injustice
You can tell by looking nt him tbr.t he
is not that kind of an animal. I'll let
you have bim for just what I gave for
him-$20-$1 fV'Mn and ypur noto, sc
oured by such ?n??n ?a Hridenheimor,
fat tb3 baUncw. I've eot to have mon
ey.', ?
Robinson thought it was mean to take
advantage of Brown's distress, but then
it was not bis lookout. If ho woe out of
his head, why didn't he have tho Court
appoint him a guardian? go he plonked
down $1 and gav? th? note on tb? condi
tion that the horse would go io a wo?ton.
"You bot," remarked Browu, 'Wit go
lu a wagon. He won't go in anything
else. Come on boy's, let's spend this dol
lar."
K > After, thoy wiped of? tboir mouths the
procession reformed and started to in
spect tho animal. Sore enough, three
nlggera were lifting him into a wagon.
T'Thoro, Bald Brown, "I told you he
would go Into a wagon. Don't uay I
swindled you. He will eat loss thou any
horse yob ever owned. Yon will save his
value in horso feed in two weeks. Just
try and seo if he is not gentle. Tickle
him with a straw."
The spectators applauded. Bobinson
looked like he ouguL to go along with his
horse to keep him in countenance.
Iii conclusion, it is whispered on the
strand among capitalists that some of the
notes have already passed tutu the hoods
of Innocent holders, and aa Boon es thev
mature, protests will bo in order.-Ga?
?etion Newt.
HE "SQUOZB" HEB HAND.-An Ohio
merchant '.oils the following story about
himself. Where ho lives is a secret.
"When I was a boy about seventeen
years old I mod? a trip to Cleveland tn
au. old fashioned sta?? coat, with its
spanking four horses. At Mount Ver
non, about 4 o'clock in th? afternoon, a
protty girl came on boord. She sat on
tho back scat, next to thecldarly-tooking
man. I was on th? middle seat Imme
diately in front of her. I soon struck up
a pleasant chat with ber.. She was a
?K.ptnjn> talker and si scsi e? brilliant
aa abe WM pretty. It looked fia if wo
were mutually pleased. When dark
cam? I concluded there would be DO
harm lo giving her hand a equezeby way
of a feeler. I reached behind end got
hold of tho hand. I waa a little startled
at the hardness, but it returned a vico
titra nrttUtal'A. T aniuauA a ??air? ??d
sqcwa back. A tense of disappointment
would eteal over mo when in my mind I
would contrast th? seeming toughness of
ber hand with the tenderness and sweet
ness of her voice. The contrast did not
seem1 to asteria!lie my blood quite up tb
thc nein* of exhilaration. At lost abo
rescued her noaunn?ton ona left tb?
coach. After wo bad started again that
old rooster who sat besido her addressed
roe thusly :
.Young man, do you foci all rightt
You bsd o nice timo tugging at my old
paw for tis? last five milos; hop? you
enjoyed it.
Tho too vonna htdlas ort th? front *aafc
giggled all "tho way to the next station,
and the gentleman passengers didn't
forgot to Brolle when I mobed up. I
bavo been more successful aluce tu that
Hue,'f_^tf_[- ?
- ? ebockiog phase ?f city life cum?
to tho knowledge bf the New York pollco
Friday, namely, that of a mother who had
thecerpso of a babe i u her room for an
entire week, owing to her inability to
Twenty third ateect. Mrs.Dwight sayo:
"t?y child took ?lck on Friday Iwitnnd
died the next morning. I eougbfc relief
among tho neighbors and tried to rafeo
money to-bary the child, but ?aa mot
*dtu a cold response everywhere I wert.
Even thooocieUoa to which some-people
advised mo to apply refused io o&dst mo.
Afcrttrmouree was bil n?<?. l\y ch?rd?
Ufo was insured in : the' Prudential Lt?
Old Jerry Terns Preacher.
Services wer* first . held In. Calico j
Oburch la*.t Sunday night. It bad been
announced that a new preacher would j
address the congregation, and that a new
method of presenting gospel facts would
bo adopted. Tho colored people were very
anxious to hear tho nc preacher. ?
new way of presenting the gospel excited
curiosity. Sunday night the house wss
well filled. The preacher waa rather
late. Finally be came. All eyes wero
turned toward him. He wss Jerry, the
ex-politician. Ascending the pulpit the
old man wiped the perspiration from bis
brow, and said: "Let us pray/' The
congregation bowed over, sud the old
man raised bis hands sod exclaimed :
"Lord, de agent of all light an' de
etroycr ob all darkness, bab mussy on de
sinners ob de Un'. Take de lie outen de
troufs ob de politicians, sn' enable your
sar?ant to discharge his 'sponslblo duties.
Arnon."
The preacher wiped his face again, and,
after regarding his congregation for a few
seconds, said :
"We'll omit do slngin'. Dar bab boon
too much siDgin' LO' too little action io
dis worlDe cricket sings sn' de bee
tabers. De cricket dies when Winter
comes, but do bee bab laid up de sweet
meats of 'pentence. Afore I enters inter
de tex', it mar not be outen place to tell
you mr 'spe-rienco. I kin do it in a few
wordr,. 1 foun' dat I was on du wrong
road, an' dat a man of my 'fluenco contd
do much good. I quit politics, took out
a liconse, an' am now a preacher. Now
fur do tex': 'De dat libs by de sword
shall perish by de sword.' De nalogouo
ob dis is, be what libs by de ballot vox
must perish by de ballot box. De salva
tion of a man's soul is wutb mor'n all de
votes he kin git, but do gardio ob 'ligion
hsb growed up in weeds. My mission io
ter pull up de weeds. I 'eposes ter make
a reform. Garfield was a preacher an'
den turned politician. I was a politician
an' den turned preacher. I leaves do
paths of do wicked an' goes ter de righ
teous, but he leaves do righteous on' goea
ter do wicked. Do Bible says fur ter
preach de gospel ter every libin creature.
What de use ob preochin' ter de creocher
ef do crcccher won't heab? None. De
Bible means dat yer shall make 'em ter
harken. I sees a good many olo tuffs in
dis house, an' I wants 'om ter como np
ter de mourner's bench right now. Da a
got ter come. De Lord doan say I wish
you would do anything, but saya yon's !
got tor do it. Firmness is religion. De
rock of ages is made outen flint. Mr.
Johnson," aaid the preacher, addressing
a sinner, "come up au' put yer bead on
dis bench. I'no played Icy an!; wid yer,
but you'se got ter reform. Como on, I
tells yer; is yer comin'?"
"rio I isn't," said Mr. Johnson.
"Den I'll fetch yer. You'se been
standin' off*de preachers long 'nough."
The preacher left tho pulpit, advanced
to whore Mr. Johnson was standing, and
caught bim by tho collar.
"Turn me loose I I doan wanter hab
no truck wid yer, man."
"Como up heab tor dis bench or I'll
drag you dur. De gospol is mused. De
timo ob salvation is at han'."
"Turn mo loose, I tell yer. I'co a bad
man and toats matches in roy hat."
. "Yas, an' ycrMl toot sulphur in do hem
ob yer garments. Come on boah or I'll
jerk' de atuffin' cuten you."
The two men began struggling, and
the wildest confusion prevailed. Sing
de ole tag-boat of Zion," aaid tho preach
er, and tho congregation obeyed. Finally
Mr. Johnson was dragged to the bench.
Ho was warned not to lift up his head ;
and as a deacon was stationed over him
with a club, he did not look up. "Go
out and 'pel 'em ter como in," said the
preacher. "De feast ob de Lord must be
'tended, boy," exclaimed tho preacher;
"put yer head on de board of 'pentence.
Go on, or ycr'll be lame fer a week. Git
down dar, ole man I Young coman, put
yer head diwn dari When de Mot ny
and Scnkum business falla yer's ge-t >o j
uso de improved plan. Doan let dat
man out," exclaimed the preacher, as a
largo Individual made a break for the
door. "Hole him. Now, yer raskil,
would yer run from de lam'? When de
lam' won't fetch 'em yor mus' use de
ram. Da switched de iam'B tall at Jeri
co, an' de walls stood still, but when da
pushed wind through de ram's horn da
tumbled. Ob, yor doesn't wanter come,
does yer? Deacon, bit this man." The
deacon sprang forward and waa on the
eve of braining tho sinner, when he an
nounced his willingness to go. Some
fifteen or. twenty were thus taken up, and
frightened by so determined an example
the other Dinners meokly obeyed.- With
in an hour from tho time preaching bo?
gan. .Bovcnty-fivo mourners were at the
bench. Old Jorry stood in tho midst. I
exhorting. "Dar's a bright star ahinin'j
in de East-put yer head down," he said,
aa a bc v looked up, as though hunting
for the ?tar.. ' Du Gospel car is rolling
Sinners Is comin' ter ponteuco." A re
fractory mourner jumped up, and attemp
ted to run, hut was prompt., knocked
down by oqo of tho.dcscons. Tho meet*
lng lasted until nearly daylight, and tho
preacher left, highly sationed with the
result. It U said that other preachers
ara going to adopt his method, and that
a sweeping religious campaign will coon
be instituted.--Little Hock Gateitc,
The Moat Venomous of Snakes.
A recent arrival at tho Zoological So
ciety's Gardens in Regent Park, d?terres
special notice, apart from tho fact that it)
is the first cf its species known to have
been brought to Englnud. ii ii a snake,
called tho echia connate, about a foot and
a half long, and of dingy gray. Yet,
although in appearance neiiacr interest
ing nor formiaacio, ti is ino deadliest of
created things. This detestable little
Worm, which, looking, at it, thc spectator
might moko bohl to eay he could imitate
very passably in cork and putty, is, nev
ertheless, one of tho miracles and mas
ter-pieces of nature, for it is death itself,
and carries in ita tluy head the secret of 1
destroying lifo with the sudden rapidity
?f lightning, and the concentrated agony,
of ail poisons. The echle comes to ns
from India, where it ia tolerably com
mon, being found In nearly all partit of j
the peninsula, and feared wherever foend
aa the incarnation of instant and terrible
Ha?lru/>ll?\l? Yi^r I :i ri a lol ? k^uuj^j
man.it is not ?ike the'lfesh**: the
kora>? a house frequenting snake; ii?
tiny ?ko would give it a terrible advan
tage over human beings who live crowd
ed together, as the natives of India do,
in small, darkened* room?, while ita
nggrcsslvo habits would make lt more ,
fittal to life than-ita dreaded relatives. |
For thn Snag cf ihe asps, thia modern j
basilisk, is not Only venomous beyond j
conception, bot Ls actively offensive.. .It
does not turn to escape from man as tho
oobra^ylll, or fia*binto concealment, like
tba korait, but conscious, perhaps, of its
deadliness, deliberately keeps tho path
against its human assailant, and putting
its own 18 Inches of length against bia
bulk, challenges and provokes the con
flict. Asmoke-with a whin will cat it
I? two, or ? ctod of earth disable it ; but
euch le Its malign.ty that it will invite
attack hy every device at ita command,
-diking Its own life on tho mero chane?
of it? adversary coming w?th?u the little
circle of its power. At most, ihe rad im?
of this circle Is jLwdvo ir.cfc/sp, biit.withln
it, ataisy i^int, "Ue^.icor^n d?sth; and.,
on &o bare hopa of hand or foot trees
passing within ita rtficb,' tho cchis,
throws Its body into a figure of eight coil,
abd. fi'tra?Uttjt attention hy rubbing "ita
-.mekti'?'rtistling, hissing, aoUnd, erects i
s head in the centre and awaits attack. ?
io one having once, eoooi
trr.blo worm csfn ?vcr- ?br?l
?nt aspect when th va any
ily but surely bripge it scarer and nearer
to the object of I? fury ; the eye, malig
nant even beyond thcee of other viper?,
aod tbeu tbe inconceivable rapidity ef
it? stroke. Fr . the ecbis does not wait
to strike until it is witblo striking dis
tance, but vents its malice io repeatedly
darting at nothing, boping, perhaps, to
aggravate ita antagonist luto coming lo
closer quarters, or more probably, as a
mero expression of its own uucontrola
ble viciousness.-/xmdon Telegraph.
Josh Billings ca Beer?
I hov? Goally come to tho conclusion
that lager beer az a bsveroge iz not in
toxicating.
I bav been told so by a German who
drank it all ttlte long jest to try the ex
periment, and bo wuz obliged togo home
sober io the morning. I hov seen the
samo man drink 18 glasses, and if he wuz
drunk it wuz io German and nobody
could understand it.
It is proper enuff tost?te that this man
kept a beer saloon, and could have no
object in stating what wuz not strictly
thus.
I beleevo bira to the full extent of mi
ability.
I never drank but three glasses of lager
in my life, aod that made my head twlet
as tho it wuz owing to my bile being out
of place, end I guess that it wuz so, for I
never blled over wuss thnn I did when I
got home that nile. My wife tbot I wuz
Sroing to die, and I wur afraid I shoulden t,
or it seemed ai tho everything I bad ever
eaten in my life wuz coming to the sur
face ; and I believe if my wife badcot
pulled ofT my butes just ss she did, they
would hov come thunderin up too.
O, bow sick ! wuz I 14 years ago, and
I can taite it now.
I never bad so much experience in so
short a time.
If enny man should tell me that lager
beer wuz not intoxicating I should be
lieve him ; if he should tell me I wnzont
drunk thnt nite, but my stummich wuz
out of order, I should ask him to state
over in a fu words jest bow a man felt
and acted when he wuz set up.
If I wuzent drunk that nite, I bad sum
o? the most noterai simtums that a man
ever bad and kept sober. In tho first piase
it wuz about 80 rods from where I draak
the lager beer to mi bouse and I was jest
over 2 hours on the road, and a hole bus
ted thru each one ov my pantaloons oeez;
I didn't bav mi bot, aod tried to open
tho door by tho bell-pull, hiccupped aw
fully, and saw everything In the room
trying to get round behind me, and sit
ting down on the cheer I didn't wait long
enuff for it to get perzactly under rae and
I sat down too soon and missed the cheer
by about 12 inches, and couldent git up
soon enuff to take the next won thnt came
along ; and that ain't awl, my wile sed I
wuz as drunk as a boost, sod as I sed bc4
I begun to spin up things freely.
If lager beer ain't intoxicating it used
me most almighty meao, that I koo.
Still I hardly think that lager beer iz
intoxicating, for I bnv bin told so ; and
I om probably, the only rann livin who
ever drank enny when his liver wuzent
plumb.
1 don't want la say eanything about a
harmless temperance bevridge, but if I
drink enny more, it will be with mi hands
tied behind mi back and my mouth pried
open.
I don't think lager beer is intoxicating,
but if I remember rite, I think it taned
to mo libo a glees of sope suds that a
pickle had been to soko in.
- Good manners are made up of petty
sacrifices.
-Feeling ia no criterion whatever of |
right or wrong.
- We are led on, Uko the little chil
dren, by a way we know not of.
- God's people, the world over, are
ono in hope and purpose, abd assurance
of ultimate victory.
- The joys of beaven are like the stars,
rrbich, by reason of over remoteness, ap
pear extremely little.
- The moro honesty a man bas the
less he affects tho air nf a saint. The
affectation of sanctity is a blotch on the
face of piety.
?- Orono hundred patents issued from
the government office in Washinigton
ninety-eight never pay back the amount
of the fee to the owners.
- The youngman who fires ot tom
cat on the back fence and contrives to
hit a young lady in tho opposite house;
bad botter do bis shooting henceforth
with a lariat or an axe.
- The Spanish authorities disclaim all
Intention of any tusult to the flag by the
recent firing ou two American schooners,
and declare that tho vowels were within
three miles of the shore, and therefore
undor Spanish dominion.
I - Poper blanket* possess a great ad
vantage over woolen and cotton ked-cov
eriogs for nae in hospitals and in region^
where yellow fever or virulent epidemics ]
moy bo 'raging. Tho only sate way to
get rid bf infected .cotton or woolen bed-,
olo?hco, which, if not destroyed, may bo
tho means'ofaproadiugcertain d?seisesid
a terrible oxteut, is. to burn them-neith
er an easy nor an agreeable thing to do.
But, in tho case of paper blankets, it ii
only nee cessa ry to dtp them in water and
expere them to the flow of a hydrant foi a
few minutes, ond the desired disintegra
tion ls effected.
BE AVISE AND t?ATPY.--If you will
stop all your extravagant ano: wrong
notions in doctoring yourself and Tarni
lio with expensive doctors or humbug
cure-alls, that do harm always, ?nd uso
only nature's simple remedies for all your
ailments-you Will bb wiso, Well and nap
py, and save great expense. The great
est remedy for this, the great, wiso, and
good will tell yon, ? Hop Bitters--roly
on it. See another column.-Prc*-,
FOR 3M.E,
Valuable Properly In Town of Belton, h
'-"jr ITT??.U oner mr ran on S?LE??? VU i
A SEPTEMBER next, at Anderson.
8. C.. \ JO following described property in
the Town or Belton:
STOREHOUSE . AND LOT.
Lot ons- quart** ocre, more or less. Hons? j
24 by 81 ftMii, three sterile: including base
ment ^aseraeot 3% hy Oj f^^ahclvinji and
rii-witv^?lv'J-colliers painted, ifoom*??, ;
Joining Storo-roora 16 by 20 fccttithli^
story SM by .75 feet; not ceited. Fin' places' j
in each story. Good shingle roof.
,-MV ELLINO AND LOT.
Ijot thrw acres, more, or less. House 18 ;
by 4* feet front; two front rooms 18 by 18
fest; hoU-way S foct;_cxfenstontorear,and
bum trim rosin body of honso, vs by sa
Jtttl COWtotaing bed-room, dining-room,
pantry and kitchen; -I'tatka in front IO by
24 feet; rear 10 by 85 foti, both with balus
tere, Ac. Two chimneys, threo flro-plnces.
Houso finished, and painted inside and out.
Good well of water, garden, ?table, Ac.
Froperbr can bo bought a! private sale
before Saleday In B?ntum?*?!-.
TERM&-Cash, or satisfactory paper.
J. N. SUTHERLAN D,
Belton, 8?C
Juno 17, 1880_49 13 J
' V?TI0K FINAL SETTLEMENT,
a^l The undersigned, Bxeajtor of tba
Estate of Mau Ann Hay nie, dee'd, hereby
rrfvca notice ,th&t he witl apply to Mi?
Jndgo of Probat? for Anderson County, on
the 10th day of August, 1850. lor a f"inal
?ettleme-ot of sold Estate and dwehargts from
hi? effie* ss Executer, i ',
. 3, H. LITTLE; BVr.
rpBE untexf?mhWk Fotket Book lu
J. the* Town of Andarson on Tuesday
last, ccnHinirig a considerable amount of.
money, together - with valuable popers.
Any person Unding and norning the santo
to th? undorsigpeiV, or leaving it with the
H. M. CROKER,
Andorwn C. H.. S. C.
July SO, 18S0 3 I?
MW., j*?*?'.>?.)..?:
F. W. WAGENER & CO.,
CII/Y**LKSTOIV,
SOUTH CAROLINA,
Cotton Factors. Wholesale Grocers,
AND
LIQUOR DEALERS.
. ,_ ? : AGERTS FOR
Oriental Gun Powder,
Fruit? and Flowers Smoking Tobacco,
Celebrated Reversible Cotton Tie,
Wageoer and Georgia Grange Fertilizers.
Samples of anything in our line sent ou application with pleasure.
F. W. WAGEN EB. G. A. WAGEWER.
May 18. 1880_44_ _ly
INDUCEMENTS EXTRAORDINARY.
REDUCTION IN PRICES AT
TOLLY'S FURNITURE STORE !
DURING thc SUMM Kit MONTHS I will rall for CASH el the following remarkable
low figures :
Manic Bedsteads, 81ats and Castors, complete, $2.50 and upwurdx.
Walnc.k Bedsteads, 0 feet G inches high, $7,50 and upwards.
Cane Seat Chairs, per set, from $5.00 and upwards.
Towelend and Drawer Washstands, from $1.55 and upward*.
Picture Frames and Chromos cheaper than anywhere elie. Walnut Motto Frames,
tvith Glass and Gilt lining at 30 cents. 8x10 Frames, same kind, 25 cents. 11x14, Hame
dud, at 30 cents. The lorgest size of Pictures, 21x30, Walnut Frame?, at $1.40. : ??nailer
dren, Kamo frame, at $1.20.
FINE CHILDREN CARRIAGES at $7.50 and upwards.
A large lot of Window Shades from fl cents a pince and upwards, and everything che
in proportion. I have on hand a very large ?tock ot all kinds ard description.
'Jome and sec mc, os I will not be undersold by any house in the State.
?. F. TOJLLY,
May 13,1880 14
The Liprlit ? tunning
'PEOPLE'S" SEWING MACHINES.
PEOPLE'S "
THE
SEWING MACHINE
IS light-running, has simple tension, is large, has
hus emily threaded Hhuttle, winds a bobbin
without running the works of tho
MACHINE I
and ia so simple in
its construction that it is
easily understood ; the People's
Machine is the best for all kinds of
Family Sewing. Best in use.
WE WANT AGENTS
Where our machines are not represented. Send
for circular lo the
PHILA. SEWING MACHINE CO.,
July 8, 1880
Philadelphia, Pa.
62 ly
A FORE LY VEGETABLE REKEDT
rei urrntHAi ARD ciTUBAt vst,
Is a mm cate for ?ll tho diseases for which it ts rccommeudsd,
. and 1? always PKRPECTX.Y SAFE lu tho hands
of even the must Inexperienced persona.
It lo a rare sud quiets msedy for COUGHS, BORK
TH HO AT, CHILLS, cud similar troubles; attarda Instant
relier in tho roost malignant forms of DIPHTHERIA, and
ts the bett known remedy for Rheumatism and l?cmralgte.
The Oldest, Best, and Most Widely Known
Family medicine In the World.
ie baa been ?audi vrlth unaa3x -vronderfal snepe- ta all
parta of the world for CRAMPS, CHOUBRA, DIARRHOEA,
D VSEHTERV, and all BOWEL COMPLAIBT? that lt ie
considered sn unfailing cr.ro ror th csa diseases.
Has stood the test of Forty /ears* Constant
Use In all Countries and Climates.
rt la RECOMMENDED by Pnyatelana, Missionaries,
Sumatera, Managers of Plantations, Worlt-Shop*, and
Factories, Hunes tn Hospitals-ia short by Everybody,
EverywUere, who hos ever given B a trlaL
IT 13 WITHOUT A RIVAS. A3 A LINIMENT..
It should always be med for Pan? In the Bade and Side,
and bringa speedy and permanent relief in oil erse* of Bradas*,
Oats, Sprains, Severe Dorna, Scalds, etc
Ito ramil y can rniVIy ?w> without lt. It trill annually
Save many times its > t in doctor*' hills, and Ita price brings lt
within the reach of alt. It ls sold ot SSc., OOo., ?sd SI per
botUo, and can bo obtained from all druggists.
PERRY DAVIS & SON, Providence, R. I.
Pr?r>r!"*">rs.
COLUMBUS^
PREPARED Br A PROCESS USED IJV JVO OTHER MILL.
? -?? "*<*?.'? - :.
18 jBaifa to Pound, t lb. Packages. 2Q Balla to Peen*. 2 lb. Paper Boxes.
_ Packet! la Casca of 20, 30, 50, 100 or 500 Pound* esos.
Uniform Psrtee. JisvartodtV MHntoimtXu
?"iSol?. Tbsr ?all &?*J?l&&w&<f**
ASK "EAGtE & &&?&tX." US3S STO OTHER
lui ?. - 1 ii-r-rP 11 i - i ?. sap
rho Great Carriage Manrtfactoing House of the World.
FISHER &...CO
Bl
- Best material, good workmanship, bande?me styles, strong and durable
Vehicle? In every respect.
70,000 C^ERI4GE$,
Kanufactured by E&EBSON, FISHER & CO., are now in
us? iii every part oi the American Continent.
Tiley c-lve unfailing aatlsfactloii. All tb'eir work ts warranted. They have re
lived testimonials from all parts of tba country of purport similar to tho following,
iuadrods of v;hich ero on lile subject, to inspection:
?3ALVA. ILLINOIS. July 10,1879.
Messrs. Kmeeton. Fisher ?fr Cb. : I have used one of vour Top Buggies thivo years in my
Ilbery stable, and they havo given me perfect satisfaction and are in constant UM.
: ? OSCAR SMALLEY.:,
NKWBSRBY. 8. C., Joly 17,1S70.
Messrs. &>ppoeh if JO?II*??-Dear Sirs : I have been using the Emerson A Fisher Buggy
I bought (rom yod as roughly I suppose aa any ono could. I had a Cast horse, drove tutu
it full speed, sometimes with ?wo grown ladies ?nd myself in the buggy, and R ls to-day
worth all tho money I paid for it. 1 say the Emerson & Fisher Buggies will do. '
A. M. TEAGUM,Farmer.
The favorable reputation the Carriages havo mad? In localities where they have
i?een ?sed for several yea?a by Liverymen,'Physician*, Farolera and others requiring
aard sod constant ute, has led to an'increascd demand from those localities, to meet
shiel* the manufacturing facilities of their mammoth establishment have been ex?
tended, enabling ^isgn now to turn out in good aiylft,
380 CARRIAGES A WEFttjT.
Ecaeraon, Fisher & <1So& Carriages are the Best.
Nov 27,1670 20 10m
MARBLE YARD.
SAMUEL MURPHY,
Anderdon. 8. C.?
DEALER and Manufacturer or Monu
ment?, monumental Head?
i tones? Tombe, Vosea, Ki?. A? I
m? a practical workman, and do work my
?If, 1 can afford to furnish anything in my
?ne cheaper than any one eise. Working
>nly the nest grades of marble, I am able
o ?ive better satisfaction to my customers,
md guarantee all work that leaven my ?hop.
: work only new designs. Cell and soe me
it my shop on Depot Street, and be con
rinced of these facts, before purchasing
ibewhere,
June 17,1880 40 ly
MARBLE YARD.
ALL persons wonting TOMBSTONES
will do well to call on me, as I have
m hand all grades of Marble, and work all
.he new designs. I warrant my work to
dvo satisfaction. Prices to suit the times.
I am prepared to take care of the County
ravel and regular boarding at reasonable
Utes et the Benson House. Meals 2-3 cents.
Lodging 23 cents.
TH08. M. WHITE.
Feb 9fl, 1880 S3
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
COURT OP COMMON PLEAS.
Joliu D. Witton, as Administrator ?fa boni? non of
lae Estate of James L. Simpson, deceased. Plain
MIT, against Susan Simpson, James U. Sirinson,
Edwin P.Simpson, ltosa Simpson, Cornella Simp
son, Leo Simpson, Laura Simpson. Julia Simp
son. Anule Simpson, John Wetla Simpson. Stroth
er Simpson, l'annlo T.Simpson.Sophia 81mpsot>,
Maggie Simpson. May Simpson, Henriettablrnp
sonTCharles II. Phlnney, Nancy Phlnney. Henry
Pllnney, Richard C. Simpson, Ed.?la U. Slmi son,
Mary J. Sharpe and James D.Smith, Defendants.
B-Sumtiumt for RtlUJ, Ac.
To tho Defendants abo re named
YOU are hereby summoned and required to an
. swer the complaint In this action, which ls
r:l;-d In the office of the Clerk of tho Court of Com
mon Pleas for tho said County, and to serre a copy
of your answer on tho subscriber at bia office on
tho public square In Walhalla. Oconee County,
a. C., within twonty days after tee service of tbls
luminous on you, exclusive of the day of service.
If you fall to answer this complaint within tho
time aforesaid, tho Plaintiff*, as Administrator as
aforesaid, viii apply to the Court for t io relief de
manded in tho complaint.
8. P. DENDY,
Plaintiff's Attorney.
; s-r.A i.l Join? W. DASIKLS, C. C. P. A G. 8., An
irrson, 8. C.
To the absent Defendants, James O. Simpson. Cor
nella Simpson, Henry Phlnney and Charles II.
Phlnney :
TAKE NOTICE, Tbot tho summons and com
plaint In this action was flied In the office of the
I'lerk of the Court of Common Pleas for Anderson
County, South Carolina, on the 14th dar of July,
18S0, and that tho object of said action Is tho salt
of a cortaln House and Lot In the village of Pen
dleton, Sn said County and State, known as ""Low
ther Ila!!," for the payment of debts of tho said
James L. Simpson,deceased.
8. P. DENDY, PlaiutiiTs Attorney,
Walhalla, 8. C. .
July 15, lflSO_1_6
I'liAGrG'Q
IMPROVED PATENT LIVER PAD J
NEVER GUTS HARD.
GAN BE MAP? ASI SYLXXOTII DESIRED. LAS?
TWICE AS Loxa.
JM?MIM Catii Titfciut Draeeica tb* Syrtea.
' These P?to Cure all Diseases tor jt Norptlon. No
Noxiousi Pilla. Otis, nr rc-onous M rdiclnc? are talya
Into the 8tom?ch. Tm Pads are worn over the Pit
cf theStemach. ccrcrlng the Urcat Nerve Centras,
siso the Liver and Stomach. A gent?o Vegetable
?Joulola aJ?arbed|atothecinnilnt!on o f the Blood and
Llfer.purUytogUteBlccAbUmnUtlnKth,; Llverand
Kidneys to healthy action, and strengthening- the
Stomach to digest food. PEICR ov PADS SI AND S3
HACO- poitP wt ALL Dnnooiari, or rent by Maa
" Maautactnrtd at 89 h 41 NORTH LIBERTY ST,
BALTIKORS. MD.
WILHITE <fc WILHITE Agents, A) der
jon, S. O. 37-ly
Hernia or Rupture Cured !
Genuine Bumped "I.B.SEELEY,WARRANTED."
??.SO. TJe-IOoaeav*. Ho-S. Ho. 4. Co.1
Qec-?y'n EHuvcS BaUr?*1 Tt?tfa?ea(;l
^5 made in every desirable pattern,?ba?e I
or strength. Springs coated with hurd rub- '
ber. Light, cool, cleanly. Free from all
sour, rusty or padding unpleasantness.
Suspensory Bandages, Shoulder Braces,
Adotninat Snnnortnr*. ?fte,
Complete assortment, for sale by
Tv?LH??E <? WiLiilTE.
J?O* Correct adjustment n speciality.
May 2Q, 1880 45
n"1-"1".p,biii,m,,im.
(A BleeUclne, bot a Drink,)
ooKTAtaa
HOPS, B?Cn?, MAND8AKS,
DANDELION,
As? taa alison AD BnktaBsoAX, qouiaa?
A24 erasa BlXTRRjA. .?
A3 Dtaoxswj of Use "?tomach, DUTTV?, mood, LSrer,
Kidneys, ?sd ?kteary Orgsnav ftervcaaxwuB, Blee?
j^awap?ade^eeMTty KantateOcmiittx??.
- PM?1 WIOOO I>f GOLD.
.V? paid Caracas* they win has eora ctfbete,
for uhjVtdag btrpora er Injuri?os fonnd fe. <^s^.
" Ask yon? Croftgtit tor Hop Bitters) sal try thac&fi
aboforayoarJeep. Tcfco ca ?that.
?Oar Ooras CUBS U tbs cwtetnt, <Afoxt ?ad bess.
?aVC^fldrra.
Tao He* PA? tot Stoniacb, Ii var ced Kidney Is ta?*J
risc toaB cibera. Ooreatov^teorpUon. AakdrantA'
DiLatsajastexStetesaidir?eeac^
POTJTZ'S
HOR8E AND CATTLE POWOSR8
_ _ Will ?cir? or proven! Disease.
No noosa win die of COLIC. Deva or Leas I*
vax. ir Kontx?s Powders are csedlntltue.
VositEwPowdsrawlIlcnre and prevent HooCnotMA
Fonts* Powder* will prevent Oaf sa itt Fowr*
Foo lt's rowden wllllncica-e loo qoanUty of tollt
and cream twenty per ?nu ana maka the tooter Ona
ead-eweet
rowixsi ranters wm etire or prevent almost ?TEST
DjtntAM w wblrti Horse* and caula sr* rntdect.
LA VIO SJt. TOTTTS. TToprlfttor.
DALWBOttl. kt?.
K?r sale by WILHITE A YHLlriTE. Anderson,
and M. W. COLEMAN A CO., Seneca Cl ty.
NOT 13,18TB . ia_ ly
Valuable Property for Sale.
IWILL swll on FRIDAY, -lfflla day cf
OCTOBER next, at tho late nsiideiice
af Willis Allen, deceased, on? TRACT OF
LAND, known os the "8hoftl Tract,'? con
taining sixty-eight acres. On thia Tract is
ono ol the best Shoals on Saluda River,
With a fall of 14 fcc?, and unrivalled shes
for ert-cMng building* for machinery. This
Shoal in just one-quarter mit? from G. & C.
Rv IL Term?, runde known on dat bf eale.
J. 1>. ALLEN. Ex'r.
April 8, ISP) 30 lam-sept lo, ew
If otice to Stove Buyers.
r\NK 1II?NDRKD STOVES Ui be ?old
K^y cbeaii-nf th? celcbratctl. make of
rbonui* Robert Stephenson Jt Co.-to good
nartijm on the Cotton Option or for Cash.
U?mc and : tn thom.
STEAM OOOKf-lLSot!owprices Nos,
),$I.O0; 8, $3.50; 7, $3.00; 0, fefO.
L, il. S KEL,
West End Waverly Kouso.
March 18, 18S0 3ti
OUR
NEW WAREHOUSE
IS COMPLETE,
From which wo can most conveniently
load Wagons with th? good old
WANDO FERTILIZER
AND
ACIB PHOSPHATE,
AND THE
CAROLINA FERTILIZER
AND
Palmetto Acid Phosphate.
Call and buy our Fertilizers for Cotton
deliverable next Fall
We Heve Just Received,
25,000 pounds Tennessee Meut,
Three Car Loads New Orleans aud Mus
covado Molasses,
800 bushels Tennessee Corn,
Two Car Loads Excellent Flour,
Ono Car Load Liverpool 8elt,
25 barrels beat Northern Soed Potatoes
Wo have also a large stock of
Ploughs, Sugar, Coffee,
Hoots and Shoes,
Dry Goods, Hardware,
Hats, Yankeo Notion?,
And in fact almost every kind of Goods
needed bv the public-/rom a leaper of Pin
vp to a Jtogthead of Motaste*.
Y*e offer onr Goods for cash or on credit
unii! next Full at reasonably low prices-to
good ami prompt plying rusto mers. Como
and trado with us.
BLECKLEY, BROWN i. CO.
Anderson, S. C., Feb. 12,1880._
P, KIND. G. D?ERCKB.
Superintendent. Proprietor.
PHONIX IRON WORKS,
COLUMBIA, S. C.,
MASUTACTURSB8 Of
STEAM ENGINES,
Water and Horse Powers,
COLUMNS FOR STORE FRONTS,
Railings for Balconies.
SAW ANO GRIST MILLS.
ALL kinds or CASTINGS done at short
notice and low prices. Work dono
in good, workmanlike manner. Repairing
of all kinds Machiner) and Engines.
WATSON & 80N, Agents,
Anderson, S. C.
June 8. 1880_47_3m
PUNT&TION M?CHIHERT.
THE Buckeye Beaner and Mower, Har
vester and Sol f-Binder.
Tho Economizer, Canton Monitor, 8_>If
Propclling and other Steam Engines.
The Furouhar Thresher and Seprralor,
Saw and Grist Mills, Cotton Gins, Conden
sers, Feeders and Presses, and all Planta
tion Machinery. .
For descriptive circulars, price lists, ?fcc.,
address
J. M. MATTIIEW8. Agent,
Belton, S. C.
?O- All kinds of machinery repaired.
May 0, 18S0 43 8m
rB WnXIAlBTON PEMAM no'lXEOE,
Af 'if ' VTtafxitmmi FimPTa Jrf- OJISOUXA,
Siti-.-i tS (j bj ..<;.'. I mwm i tja fit* HMM
fclUlMlill, M r+~M. Tt*JflLfa~uKt*i IMilrtal
?ntimtl OmUf-tj+il, Lirl^y^/jK^^f illVMi U i.iJi:nt ?>
?1Mb ?Batik ''Om\.SfMK^Um^ly^^K,Tz.?C^rm
utoi| ?-t/*! 4 Sj.tWl^ta?*nO)C*A^CrU0iIVS3l. bi yr* MOB
?ra Mb uUiVkm^^^Wlte^Koipm tl* MSMMV -
*"jrrpMa?Vg?2? V?W?JOJ^MCPA?J* wo, AWtrJ
tan* ^T'O*" "t"11T Vu..cu rcTuia nmsoibn
SB, rr|iAc??Vi.r DC CM tUp?,^ r?W j-, .t.ai ff?*!? SW _n
LUMBER! LUMBER!
A LARGE lot of good Lumber is kept
JtjL constantly on hand at my Lumber
Yard nt the Blue Ridge Depot in Anderson,
and ordern for largo or sinai1 lota of any
kind desired will be promptly Miled at low
price?. Mr. Robert Mayfield is my agent
for the salo of Lumber at Anderson, and
will furnish any information .desired to
persons wishing to mnke on order.
JOHN KAUFMAN.
Jan 80,18Y0_20 , . ly
New Advertisements.
MOSQUITO CATCHER J? fe?
your room In a few minutes without araoio, soil
or grease. Price SO cts. 8end for Illustrated Cir
cular. Amenta wanted. Good terms. I*. 1'.
JONES, 1C? Light SU, Baltimore, Maryland.
tt"|"7"? A TEAR and expenses toagdnU. Gul
ls l i iai Free. Address P. O. VICKERY, Att
*' * * gusta, Maine. _\^
TO. ADVERTISERS.-Lowest Kates for adTcr
tlflng lu 070 Rood newspapers sent frc?. Ad
? drchsOEO. P. ROWELL A CO., 10 SprucoSt., N. Y
NEW YORK WEEKLY HERALD.
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increased dttrl&? past JF??. It contains all the
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in UBIIUT dcptiriraanis. i no
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AMEUICAN NEWS
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(he moil practical suggestions and discoveries re
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THE NEW YORK HERALD io weekly form
ONE DOLLAR A YE AC
Address,.
. XI I? 1*7 vunir . - -
Broadway and Ann Street, New York.
South Carolina Railroad.
On and arter Sauday, MAY IB, I8S0, Passen
ger trains will run as follows: ?
DAT TSUljr, 8CXDA.T1 BXCKPTKD ;
Leave Columbia....",.tu p ?j
Arrivent Cbarlcslcn._.Do??in
Leave Charleston. ."." n.tfli m
Arrive at Columbia.-...-.UU?a m
MtO?T XXFBESS ACCOVMOrtATlOM TSA1M. :
Lea-o Colniutda*....-....*."."...JMiO n ra
Arri?? ai. CharSeMon............._.IM* tn
Leave Charleston.".o OA P M
Arriva at Columbia_'..;"".a.to a aa
, iJoss ratineetkptss wade with Greenville and Co
lumbla Railroad to and from Walhalla, Granville.
Anderson, Sparenburg, Viat Rock s'?U?nd?raoo- -
?..'?V. . Jonsr D. r^-rt, Oen. Bunt.
1). C. Al-1.>M, Gan. Ticket A >" Charleston, k C.
Atlanta & Charlotte ?ir Uno R R.
Ort and af ter Sunday. Jona Ia?, IgTP, Doubl* Dal
ly Trains will run on thia r.iad as follows i
OOINti LAST. .
. , ..w,*ht Mall sud Pa*scngcrTra{n.
Arrive Seneca.? oo p w
Leave hon?*....-_9 01 n to
Day Passenger Train.
Arrive honeca.-._j> tt ? ,"
Leave seneca-.- .",* i? . w
OGINO W BUT.
Night Mall .and Passenger .Train. , -
Arr?T.^Soneca...-;.JS ?a a m
LeavaSaneca,.^,^.-^^;........", ? sc a m
Arrlttj 8M?eca?..,._^"..f^^..^.".."_.S 15 *? tn
Ijravo Seneca-."..,.".S ra p m
Through Tickcu on sala at Oainw?lllr, S< arOi
City, Or*?nvlUo and SparUnbnrg to all Minta
Last and Writ,
W. J. HOUSTON, G. T. and P. Agoat