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VOLUME _^. I.—NUMBER w WILL 8 "^liONPAREIL ran.i«HB» ,vlgr MlTlRl'At MOHNINO. BifllAKD fc A. D. LOW®. », Blaclt- 3rd storT' VEA* AWVAHC®. BATBS OF ADVERTISING. On Square, 12 lines or less, one insertion ggcb »ob»equcut insertion, gisttoie year six three month#, OM Column, one year gix months. throe months, Half Column one year, (t six months, three month* One-fourth Column, one year. tbree ...6,00 Announcing Candidates ,or Vor V.riceauJ balf. double column ^Arnsementg, price ami ana u. J. pmrsiciA* of Br»aulW. I I A tTORKEVS AT LAW, COEMJII. BLUFFS, Alow. COLLINS' HOUSE. GOUIi OK 3RD AND MA11S.BT AH JCttg, t. A. PELTOJS PROPRIETORS. A. COCHRAN, Oaneral Xjand A.g«a«, COrNCIL BLt l'KS, IOWA. WILL PROMPTLY ATTEND TO THE LO CATION' aiul Sale uf l^nd Warrants f"r non reside,,., payment „t Taxes and Ife •aleof Heal K.-tatc lienerall} Will also enter PROMPTLY ATTEND TO LAND AKenoes, Collections, Investing Money, Lmat itiK and Selling Laud Warrants, and all other business liertauung to their profession iu Western Iowa and Ne fcraska. __ f1!11 hand Jgtuey and Exchnf OMet, EMPIRE BLOCK. ALL (Graduates of American Dental C'.illeKes.) Office on Hroad way ofpmiU Stock OIM'NCII. BLUFFS, IOWA. Saturday May, 1867. nl-u H. 1. SWTT & tO., jMtAto Broker*, OM.'C'WM'.E .i HI. II.'UMV Br...idw.iy, 'OOCHCH. IOWA. B. R. I'K( ltAM. S. H. KIDDLR. B- R. PECiRAM fc CO., Bankers & Dealers in Exchange, COUNCIL BLUFFS, I(JH"A. nl-u. J. M. PALMLR, Heal SatAto Agent, in mmrnh* Mfy,.V. T., TMoney i ou-cll BluW*, luwm. OWN PROPERTY BOIT.HT AND SOLD. iiivpsttM in Real K.Mate Titles exaiinned and Taxes vaid Omvfy.tm U»K made, COLLETUOII.-I at once attended to, u«d roimu.in«i*s immediately made Letters of in iinry promptly answered. RKKEKKNCK:— TOO-RLK & JACKSON, Council Bluflfc, Iowa. IIoo. K LOWE, GOT. M. W. IZARD, A. J. fOPFLETON, O. W. LEKEVEB, MeMrs. I.KES HARSH Capt. K. WKST, PASCHAEL W. WOODWARD, Chicago, Illinois. STEPHEN Corn*, Philadelphia, Pa. B. O. PIERCE, New York City. ry*Offlee on corner of Pearl Street and Broadway, "Council Blulls, luwa.^1 nl-u Omaha City, N- T. Chatham, Pa. Ft. De Moine, Iowa. OEOROK CiRKENK, JOHN WE ARE, JR., THOMAS H. HKNTON, JR., GREENE, WEARE & BENTON BANKERS, LINO AGENTS, AM) Deolora in Exoh ange. Council Bluffs, Iowa. NStates, OTES AND BILLS COLLECTED, AND priK'eeds pr omptly remittal t.» any part ut the Uni ted at current Hates of Kx-h irKe. Interest paid n depusiis tor over thirty days. Hills oj Exchange on all the principal Cities, bought and sold. effected on good security. Vacant lands selec (HLoansentered ami in any office in the Slate Land Warrants fur cash, or OH time, constantly on Tiaud. IK"ations of lauds for distant dealers, at the most liberal rates. Notes Nought ami money loaned on good security ri" Office opposite Pacific House, in the West lower room of Land office. REFERENCES: V. L. Jesup & Co. W. J. Barney 6l (Vk & Sarirent, Bankers. Davenport, Iowa. Culltertson & Reno, luwat'ity. Iowa. People'^ Hank. Ketchum Rogers & Bennett, Bankers, Bankera, I Iowa. Vew York fy. Selden. Withers Co.. Wasliintrton. I. C. Hon. Chas. Mason, Commissioner of Patents, Washing* t'«, D. C. lion. A. V. Dodpe, 8. U. S., Burlinjrt«»n, Iowa. Hon. W. W. Jones, Dubnijue, l»wa. Hon. Joseph Wiiian&s. Chief Ja&tice, Muscatine, Iowa. Oooftcil Bluffs, \Wi. nl-u JOHN T. BALDWIN. G. M. DODGK. l.K ROT TITTLE. BALDWIN, DODCE k. CO., BANKERS AND LAND AGENTS, Council BinII'*, Iowa. VTOTES AND BILLS COLLECTED IN ALL A.1 parts of the State, and remitted to any part of tbo £mt£i' suteV'afcuwu^^ was a fharge ••M Wlnr, Bill* Kxehmmgt, furrtnt *n4 i/nemrr«nt Bought* Bold M*m\ Warrant. Bought, Hold mud Kuttnd Timtt Inltritl J*aM OH Stovcn- Co. Bankers, ft. DesnwiDet. Henry FamL.tm. Pres. C. K. I R., Chicago, Ilia. Jbo, R. Henry. Su((. M. II. H. Davenport Iowa B. B. Barytoti. Res't Eng., Davenport, low*. Cook. Sargent & Downy, Banker?*. Iowa City, Iowa. Western Marine & Fire Insurance Company, Omaka City- S T. Mark W. laard. Oov. Nebraska. James C. Mitchell. Ksq.. Florence, N. t. L. P. Brown, Kansas City, Mo. (*t*« Parks' Lumber Yard. rpHF BSTRIBER is ow RE From the New Orleana Picajrew. TO BCY MOTHER. BY P. BOM». ..$1.00 10,00 7,00 5 00 80.00 60,00 '..woo 1 am far away, dear mother, *nd 'tis many a weary day Since I kissed the tear drop from tfcy dMH» And yon blessed me on my wayj Ofi in the evening, mother, Beneath the arure dome, When the star* of Heaven comepwytte f*1"* 1 think oi thee and borne. In bright, holy visions, mother, --ffl I see thy calm, high brow, £i*»etl by those eilvery ne.-ses, j'j, ar-'und ihee iio^J gmce by the^arden hedge we stMN4 How veiy iv-ng i» set-Hie •. But, mother, 1 have been with tiia* Each night, in pleasant dreau|g. Then thy rcsc-lit lips, mother, ?«,.• In beauteous smiles they w And. for your absent children, 20.00 30.00 ......20 000 15.000 nx m«oih».. A fervent prayer they breathA A prayer that twines around ou* |W*. And flings its halo there. Or mingles balm, and dew of loi1^ With every breatb of air. I hear your soft voice, mother, That taught me bow to pray, And 1 can »ee thine eye's fond W. JAMES* PRICE Jt JAMES. Though I am far away Mother, 1 bear a sad, sad heart, I'm very lonely here, And every day and hour but Your dear words doubly dear. The rainbow paints the melting BlM0* The sun shines, mother, dear, And brightest buds of hope have bent Around my pathway here I've passed through many varied But the world if kind to niei •My little bark has never wuelulf Upon life's troublous sea. COLLINS. May a lanrel chaplet deck lb) bl»*» pearance D. BLOOMER'S BRANCHES OF THE LAND AGEM Y Business Iimmptlv attended t.i. Land Bought and JS..1.I, Money l,.ain-d ami Land Entered on Tunc Land Warrants kept i ..tii-tantlv tor sale at the Invest rates, rj- Oftke in Kmpire Block, opposite PaciHi House. Ky 1857-nlu CEO. SNYDER. J- U. SHERMAN. SXYDER fc SHERMAN, Atlmrfs, Comiwlor* at Law 4c Notaries Public, CIIUWIL BLUFFS, IOWA. PRACTICE THEIR PROFESSION WTILL 1^ il the Courts OR Iowa and KSJXHIAJ NEBRASKA. ^ILLECTIOIJMENT RUSTED to attention riven to tate, and M.IKINTC pne-euu tio!M in Nebraska. Deeds, J|..rrgas«, ami other instruments of writing drawn with iispat-H, acknowledgments taken, he., Ac. 83»Offlvevn Upper tiruadway. nlo. D, €T. BLOOMER, vlVfsry Pmbtir If 4'omm4»»ton*r of Dfd* for ih* Mslf uf «V«r )*srA* DEEDS & I ONVEVAM ES OF Jr. ALL kixds, nipttV rlllc-l -nt and u'fcn..vvUM«M. yy ill F^'pire Block, opposif^ Pacific Hotise. Slay ls67-nl-u «R. T. S. TERDI & BRO. S K E O N E N I S S po-stril Kivio1 1 114 whiefc lie will sell on as reasonable term* ad can to purchased in the city ty* Yard on Lower Broadway, West ot Palmar** Block. GBORGK PARKS n*« JETHA lSHlRAXl'E COMPMI, HAKTFOBD, COXN. Ckarterrd 1«I9—The Safr.t and B»t Inilitatiaa of the kind. JT. rate rates Council Blufft, !857-nl-tl Xk "Way," said he 1 And spring e'er greet thine Thy cup of joy, 11 wreathed arop#' With flowers, that never die And. mother, may thy grief tie IMS e w a v e s a k i s s e s o e And wander on, hut leave teh,Ml The snrfarc smooth oucc morfc PAPER TOWNS IN IOTA. We $Bp the following truthful sketch of the above institutions, from the Des Moines £n3-u. lanus torsettlers and give time for payments J. D. TKST. J. Y. CASADT. CASADV fc TEST, Citizen. Jlfr**v rmmitUmn mt J.otc, mn* GENERAL LA.XD AGEXTS, COUNCIL BUFFS IOWA. Town proprietors cannot fail to appreciate it. Some of the Eastern people who travel out West, are occasionally sudh disappoin ted at the appearance, or rather the non-oo- of towns iu Iowa, which to till the delusive description speculators give of them would bid fair to eclipse Chicago or Cleve land, if not rival motherly New York herself, jl story illustrating this, was told by a fel ,low passenger, in the coach, and was sug gested bv a remark, that theKusteru portion of Nebraska would soon be a continuous town from North to South. Said an old gentleman from Western New York: "A man changes his opinion of a town very much when lie comes to see it, and finds it altogether different from what il was rep resented. They have a perplexing way of calling every thing a city, All their care, attended TO promptly. cities, BUYING and CELLING real es in the est here, which misleads a great many. There is Jackson Citv, Polk City, and so on, a thou sand big names, and all purporting to be and as 1 heard the name "city" men tioned so often, 1 concluded there must be some grounds for it. Well, 1 utterwards discovered that grounds were plenty, more so than the attributes of a metropolis. 1 recollect my first sight of the city of Prairie Grove. 1 had been told that it was a thriving place, and certainly the lithograph whieh displayed its streets and alleys, squares, and parks, and other atl\ untages of art and nature, was very imposing. Though by no means expecting to see such a town as Rochester or Buffalo, 1 had made up my rniud that the city of Prairie tirove must contain several hundred inhabitants at least. My mental conception of it furnished it with a store or two, a church, a tavern, a black smith shop, a saw mill, and seven or eight dwellings—not elegant ones to be sure—Dut neat and comfortable. Such 1 supposed Prairie lirove to be. 1 took the stage to Albis, when 1 stopped and inf(uirrd how far it was to rt*- wtfr of Prairie Grove, wanteu to see a Mr. Smith, who had bought a steam mill of me. and had not yet settled for it. They told me Prairie irove was about fifteen miles Southward. They all knew Mr. Smith: he was Post Mas ter at Prairie Grove, and i would find him verv easily. So i procured the direction, a good cigar and u horse, and started to see Mr. Smith, the Postmaster of the city of Prairie Grove. This was in the morning. 1 rode along, admiring the beauties of the country, musing upon business, and won dering if there were souie lots in the city where 1 was going, which might be bought at an advantage, and if so, and the place was likely to grow, why 1 did not know but 1 might invest a little, but not until after 1 had consulted Mr. Smith, the Post Master, who would be well in the affairs there, and would make me master of the desired in formation. So 1 traveled along, 1 thought, about fifteen or sixteen miles, but no Prairie (irove appeared to be visible. As I gained every rise, how eager 1 looked for the church •pire, cr the saw-mill chimney, for 1 was growing hungry, and my horse was becom ing jaded. Finally, I became sure that I was on the wrong road, for they told me at Al bia that it was only fifteen miles, and I knew 1 had come more than that distance. Pres ently a small house appeared, andl rode up, determined to solve the problem. As I came toward the house, two large dogs commen ced a ferocious barking, a crowd of nigged children ran to the door, and a large, gaunt bilious-looking man followed them, while the only window was adorned in several places by distinct outlines of female faces. All regarded me with wonder and I began to look down and around at myself and horse, to see if any thing unusual in my ap pearance attracted so much curiosity, for travelers are a familiar thing in Iowa, and dogs hardly bark at them. I toiled the man: "Sir," said I, "can you tell m« the road to Prairie Grove?" You're in it," said he laconically. I was surprised, but ventured atother in terrogatory: •'llow much further is it?" "O, about two miles when yo# get on that riseyender, you kin see the toiro, plain. "Do you know a man narndl Smith, there?" "Yes, he's the Post Master tier,body knows him." "Don't often haVe stranger* pws this way, do you?" "Not many—not many to Prairie UrOve, anyhow." "So I rode on, gained the summit of a hill before me, and bent my eyes around the landscape for a view of Prairie (irove-. 1 "non est) n vent us," Nptciol MitpoHhi /.mmmtd «n Mtml MittoH mmd JT'r- I—if Afcwrtty, HKFKUKS'CES: American tixihange Eauk, New Tort City. J. P. Thompson. a a Bank of Illion. lMion. X. Y. Bank of Cooperstown, Cooperstown, jf. y. Durkee Bullock, Banker*. St Lonis, Mo. Onotfcl.U i unfy Bank. S r.tmsp, ff. Y. Warren B.mk South Darn ers. Mass. A. J. Fed BALDWIN IS AGENT FOR THE ,l„- -j above Company, who is now ready to take risks to and fro about tho prefflliCi. nnd i«*ue policies for builUiu^atucka of merchandise, Said i tO the Jtc., in this city and throughout tho coos try, at i "Sir, can you ma the way to rovel" way, why, man, you're in Prairie Grove now! Thit town is I am the Post Master." Well, to tell the truth, I never was more astonished in my life. PRAIRIE GROVE CITY, a place which had so completely captivated my imagination bv the representations which had beeu made of it, had but one house, aud that hardly fit for a stable! Mr. Smith, whom 1 had been led to consider a sort of udal proprietor of the town, a man high in wealth and honors, was a poor, dirty, unkempt, and wragged wretch. However 1 am used to reverses. Every man ought to be. it does him good. 1 ex plained matters to Mr. Smith told him who 1 was and what 1 came'for. lie became very friendly. He offered me his hospitality.— Had 1 Leen to dinner. No he guessed not, nor my horse either, and he would see that both were fed. What mv horse got, 1 do not know, but what I *ot very well remem ber. It is all told in the two syllables, fried pork. 1 spoke about the town asked him how it was thev had no buildings. He said they hadn't built much yet, but were going to in thesummer. In regard to business mutters, he said if 1 would stay with him over night, in the morning he would go with me to Al bia, and make every thing straight. So 1 agreed, wondering, however, where I should sleep. There was but one room, and that had three beds in it, whicn as 1 said before, left scarcely space to get about. At least, 1 asked him, partly to prevent confusion, and partly to gratify curiosity: "Mr. Smith, 1 am afraid it will not be very convenient for you to keep me to-uight. 1 reallv do not see where I am to sleep." "O," said he, "I guess I can get you lodged up to that building, and he pointed to one I had not yet seen, worse than the habitation of the unfortunate Smith." "That, why what in the world did you build that for, way up on the hill?" "It is intended for a store," Mr. Smith. "But what made you put it on such a steep bank?" "0, the lots up there were not so salable as those in the flat, and so we thought we had better commence building there to in crease their value," answered Mr. Smith, with commendable gravity. "I can't stay here to-night," said I get oh your horse and go down to Albia with me to-day. Can you not do that?" "Well," I guess 1 can I'll see what the old woman says, anyhow." This resulted in jur riding towards Albia in about a half an hour and such, gentle men, were my first impressions of Prairie Grove City. I need hardly add that I did not iavest any more than a hundred thousand in city lots notwithstanding Mr. Smith's sol emn asseveration, that they would build '•powerfully" there iu the summer. A MARVELLOUS CONJURER. The Russians have long exhibited a re markable taste for juggling, and all that smacks of the marvelous. Conjurers, pro fessors of natural magic ventiilo'iuists, and the entire race of mountebanks, who in France and England, astonish the gaping crowds at races and country fairs, ever find a ready welcome and liberal encouragement among" the higher classes in the Russian cit ies. About the beginning of the present centurv, a species of Cagliostro. or rather a superior kind of Wi/.zard of the North, made At length, after the lapse of an hour the door of the saloon openeu, and the gentle man of the chamber announced Pirnetti, who presented himself with a calm front and the serenity of one who had nothing to re proach himself with. The Czar, however. greatest coolness. "Did not your majesty command my pres ence at seven o'clock precisely." "Just so!" exclaimed the Czar at the height of exasperation. "Well, then," said Pirnetti, "let your majesty deign to look at your watch, and you will perceive that I am exact, and that "it is just seven o'clock." The Czar, pulling out his watch violently, in order to confound what he considered a piece of downright insolence, was completely amazed. The watch marked seven o'clock! In turn all the courtiers drew out their watches, which were found as usual exactly regulated by that of their sovereign. Seven o'clock! indicated with a common accord all the watches and clocks of the palace. The art of the magician was at once manifest in this strange retrogression in the march of time. Anger was succeeded by astonishment and admiration. Perceiving that the Czar smiled, Pirnetti thus addressed him. "Your majesty will pardon me. It was by the performance of this trick that I was desirous of making my first appearance be fore you. But 1 know how precious did not find myself gratified. Prairie (irove the watches of those present, and in the truth The OFar is at court it is at least necessary that your watch should tell it to you, sire. If you consult it now, you will find that it marks the real time. once more drew forth bis watch —it pointed to a few miniites past eight— the same rectification had taken place in nil as the lawyers say. clocks of the palace. This exploit was fol- I was disappointed badly I wanted to find lowed by others equally amusing and surpri- t|le jty hotel, get a good dinner, and feed sing. At the close of the performances, the for my horse, but here were all mv epicure-1 Czar, after having complimented Pirnetti, sprained an anticipations utterly and wantonly blight-! brought back to his rcmemberance that, in to help 1 ed, and this too in a country where "the only I the course of the evening's amusements, he Sornei man I had conversed with, had told me a had declared that such was the power of his told me her story was trtie. I took her into wiiful and malicious lie, consequently the ar jurv the man who had given me the wrong the price of the evening's amusement—one i for the rare pleasure of giving to (iod's poor direction, go on towards the log hut, and thousand rubies. Come and fetch them.— children. I went back to my hotel just as see if something else did not appear. The But 1 forewarn you that the doors shall be the gong sounded for break fust, and took latter course 1 finally adopted. The nearer closed, and carefully guarded." approached the log" house, the worse it ap- "To morrow at mid-day 1i shalL 1 A lame an.L tinely assorted M"CK MMBKR, peared but from certain indications, I be- honor of presenting myselt bet ore y 5 a Urge ami finely Ran to fear that fate had cast the lot of some jesty," replied Pirnetti, who boi unfortunate family there. At any rate, 11 witfidrew." Prairie The nearer closed, and carefully guarded." my seat with a hundred strangers. No soon "To morrow at mia-day 1 shall have the i er had I commenced eating than I felt a your ma- hand laid upon my elbow, and looking up, •rittfaaW •-ii PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY 9F CFTLNING, BY MAYNARD & LONG, OFFICE, NO, 1 PALMER'S BLOCK, THJ&P STORY, (XMJNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA. COUNCIL BLUFFS, SATURDAY, JUNE 20, 1857. exterior openings to the palace were guard ed by the soldiery, and the approaches to the imperial apartments were protected by high dignitaries, whom a simple professor of the art of legerdemain possessed no means of bribing. In short, for greater security, all the keys had been carried into the impe rial cabinet. A few moments previous to the hour fixed for Pirnetti's interview with the Czar, the chamberlain on service brought to his Majesty dispatch which a messenger had handed Him through an opening in the door. It was a report from the minister of police that Pirnetti had not left home. "Aha! he has found out that the under taking is impracticable, and ho has aban doned it," observed the Czar ^rith a smile. Prairie Grove!" "Well," said I, in astonishment, "1 want to go to the Post Office." "This is the Post Office," said be. "Yes, but 1 want to see Mr. Snuth, the Post Master." (Mv name is Smith, and Twelve o'clock scranded. While the last stroke vet reverberated, the door which com municated from the bedroom of the titarto the cabinet opened, Pirnetti appeared. The Caar drew back a ctruple of paces, his brow darkened and after a momentary silence, he said, "are you aware that you may become a verv dangerous individual." "Yes, sire," he replied: "I am only an humble conjurer with no ambition than that of amusing your majesty." "Here," said the Czar, "are a thousand rubles for last night, and a thousand more for this days visit. Pirnetti, in offering his thanks, was inter rupted bv the Czar, who, with a thoughtful air, inuuired of him, "Do you count on yet remainms some time in St. Petersburg.' "Sire," he replied, "1 intend setting off this week unless your majesty orders a pro longation of my sojourn." "No!" hastily observed the Czar, "it is not my intention to detain you and more over," continued he with a smile, "1 should vainly endeavor to keep you against your will. You know how to leave St. Peters burg as eusily as you have found your way in this place." "I could do so, sire," said Pirnetti "but far Ifrom wishing to quit St. Petersburg stealthily or mysteriously, I am desirous of quitting'it in tile most public manner possi ble, by giving to the inhabitants of your cap ital a striking example of my magical pow- Pirnetti could not leave like an ordinary mortal it was necessary that lie should crown his success in the liussian capital by some thing surpassing his previous efforts: there fore, on the evening preceding the day fixed for his departure, he announced that he should leave St. Petersburg the following day at ten o'clock in the morning, and that he should quit by all the city gates at the same moment! Public curiosity was excited to the highest degree by this announcement. St. Petersburg at that time had fifteen gates, which were encompassed by a multitude eager to witness this marvelous departure. The spectators at these various gates all declared that at ten o'clock, precisely, Pir netti, whom they all perfectly recognized, passed through. "He walked at a slow pace and with head erect, in order to be the better seen,' they said: "and he bade us adieu in a clear and audible voice." These unanimous testimonies were con firmed by the written declaration of the offi cers placed at every gate to inspect the pass ports of travelers. The inscription on Pir netti's passports was subscribed in the fif teen registers. here is the wizard, wheth er coming from the north or south, who could in these degenerate days, perform so astonishing an exploit! THE TEX DOLLAR PIAXO. A beautiful child of seven summers, with the golden light of youth streaming all over her bright curls, childhood's lresh lustre in v-..», his appearance at St. Petcrsburgh, and as- S her dark eyes, and June s reddest roses on tonislied the natives bv his marvelous per- I her dimpled cheeks, came rushing up to me. I i formances. His name was Pirnetti, and his 'Oh!'she cried, tossin fane ia vet retained in tho memory of those from her brow, 'we've got the splenderist who witnessed his unrivalled talents. 'new piano over home, and mother wants you ind displeased the Czar pulled out his watch, which indicated five minutes nast seven.— Pirnetti had not only failed in being in wait but he had caused the court to wait, ing, and Alexander was not more patient than Louis XIV. A quarter of an hour passed, half an hour, and no Pirnetti? Messengers who had been sent in search of him, return ed unsuccessful. The anger of the Czar, with difficulty restrained, displayed itself in threatening exclamations. The (V.ar Alexander having beard Pirnetti to come and try it. She says you shall play much spoken of, was desirous of seeing him, on it first." and one day it was announced to the eon- Now I am a child with children my heart iurer that he would have the honor of giv- I bounds, my pulses leap in unison with their 1 One cold and blustei ing day in I ecember, inga representation of his magical powers sportive natures, when they are by. And I a few years since, several of us were sea at court,' the hour fixed for him to make his when the locks are silvered 011 my temples ed around a roaring stove, in the reception appearance being seven o'clock. A brilliant and my step grows slow upon the staircase, room of the Louisv die «otlL "hither and numerous assembly of ladies and cour- when "the voices of my. loved are only like. caused by the genial warmth of the stove, tiers, presided over bv the Czar, had met. remembered music, when Away went the ed I to catch th her form, she shivered with the cold she went by she half turned, and 1 had gone but a little way before 1 heard quick foot steps behind me, and stopping, the girl lifted her hand, as if to place it on my arm draw ing back she said: 'Please sir, if you would give me a little money to buy bread.' 'Are you hungry?' I asked. 'Yes,"sir—real hungry,' and hw Hps quiv ered. 'Doesn't your father work and bring home bread?' 'Father is sick,' she said, and mother sprained her arm, and my brother who used to help us was drowned not long ago.' thing in my heart nnd in her face that he could penetrate everywhere. I a bakers shop, bade her hold out her tatter- ieople would not be any too honest, and 11 "Yes, sire, everywhere," replied the con- i ing apron and filled it with loaves. Then luight starve before 1 could reach Prairie jurer, w'ith modest assurance. I putting five dollars in the shopman's hand, "(irove, or any other place where I could get "What!" exclaimed the Czar, "could you 11 stipulated that the ppor family was to have •nv thing to eat. I looked again at the penetrate even into this palace, Were I to or- bread every morning till the money was used scene before me. For five miles at least the der all the doors tobeclosed and guarded." I up. Then slipped another five dollars into view was unobstructed. Far in the distance "Into this palace, sire, or even into the i the girls hand, and turned hastily from her was a rude log hut, a most miserable look- apartment of your majesty, quite as easily i tear filled eyes. inr building, such as is erected to pre-empt as I should enter my own house," said Pir-1 Well, ten dollars were gone, and I was by land with, it seemed to be deserted, and netti. I ho means rich enough to spare it but I felt in fact mi"ht have been. I studied a long I "Well then," said the Ciar, "at mid-day as if, no doubt, the Lord would make it up, time whether to go back and tax with per-1 to-morrow I shall have ready in my closet and at any rate, ten dollars was little enough 1 could probably fintl out where Prairie Orove The gentlemen of the household followed was a young man just starting in the world, per was a* arrangement to evade the law, .. .. 'T-'' _:.L was. I need not describe the house more the conjurer to make sure that he quitted to with little means and a few friends. than to Bay it was log and covered with the palace they accompanied him to his 1 have not grown rich,' he said after the bark. You have seen such often. 1 rap- lodgings, and "a number of police sur- first surprise of recognition^ was over 'but at the door. Presently it opened, and rounded the dwelling from the moment he I am able to pay my debts. Do you remem saw a little room with heads all over the entered it. The palace was instantly closed, ber one day, fourteen years ago, ^ou lent floor so thick that the two women, five chil dren and one man could hardly navigate if. chil- with positive orders not to suffer, under any me ten dollars in my extremity, and told me some long yarn or gate pretext whatever, any one to enter, were he never to pay it unless I was able? How I him. I felt the 'ti prince or valet, until the 'Lige "VT1* six e a y u mv hand's grasp but the conjurer was absent. Surprised becomes tremulouslike the loosening tendrils hud grown exceedingly communicative and ,.r my bowed and there set an old friend I had not met for! I'll be dod busted if he didn't shove out a *••*«**'*E *,ar's* %e-m, trouble. But come and aee me on TOUT way through Iowa, and my wife and children will thank you with me.' 1 was much astonished and affected, for I had totally forgotten his obligation, but i could not refuse the jnst return. Truly, I thought, giving to the Lord does not impov erish even in worldly means, and I said to myself, 1 will see wnat this ten dollars will bring me. So looking about, I made a little investment in the new land and went on my way fully satisfied with myself and the world in general. Three weeks ago, 1 had an offer of five hundred dollars for my wee bit of land I accepted it, and as my wife and lit tle Nellie have long 'been teasing me for a piano 1 bought this for them.' 'It seems like a dream,' said I, gazing with a sort of reverence ou the beautiful in strument 'you ought to commemorate the incident in some manner.' 1 have thought of inscribing on a small silver plate the words, 'Cast thy bread upon the waters and thou flhalt find it after many days,' but it does not seem exactly to suit the case.' 'Did you ever see the girl again, papa?' asked jfellie. 'No, my dear, but I have heard from her through a German missionary. She is a good scholar, and teaches a little school her self, now, in Chicago. She has become a handsome and refined young woman, and is educating her only brother younger thau herself. I learned from him that my little gift put new life into the sinking heart of the poor, sick father and the nourishment procured with some of the money gave strength to his weak frame. The father ob tained employment, the little brother found work .0 do in an office, and the girl obtain ed the favorable notice of a celebrated pian ist, who saw that she possessed musical gifts of high order, so that by his cultivation she became enabled to support herself. So you see, ten dollars made a whole family happy, grateful nnd useful, and bought me this beautiful instrument. Written Expressly for Porter's Spirit oI tlx Times." 'LIUE Sl.nMOSS OF SI.NKVM. SINKI'M is part and parcel of the great State Mississippi, with about forty-five free and indepensahlc voters, and can hold more liquor, "eordin' to size," than "airy nuther" precinct around. You need not look on the map for Sink um, it "ain't thar." The only mention made of it, you will find in the note-book of that celebrated gad-about, Madam Pfeif fcr.who has been around the world several times or more. She does it up with this sinjrle comment: "durn the place," which forcible expression clearly defines Her po sition among the profane writers The productious pf Sinkum are pine ,fee|.7VlfS^,n°L!nS °rm and knuckles that can batter a sledge-ham- with his uuderhold in a tussle. He ain't a beauty to look at, that's a fact he's the favorite of all the women for with !ieui, pluck and patronage will tell. I remember well the first time 1 ever heard of 'Lige Simmons. or the bar-man s superb smashes, as we of the dying vine, still may the feet of in-! although strangers, very soon each one knew Jt.rg0. At times, the unfortunate captive fancy pa"ttcr around mv knee and its red lips the other's name, business and habitation. would fall to the ground, exhausted and ut breathe perfume 011 lie ink and pen, and up bound-1 tanned bv exposure, and marked with many lie hand of little Nellie, and: sears. He gave his name as "Fulton, of he beautiful mansion, into a'Bar Grass," and "lie had run the river from off we ran, to the room softly lighted, where Nellie's mother, Orleans to Louisville, for the last thirty who was an invalid, laid upon her accus- years-was equa ly at home on a steamer, a tomed couch and up to the new piano to raft, or a broad-horn, and knew every bar soothe the weary sick one with strains of music. The instrument was one after my own heart, rich toned, full and melodious, 1 4'"" lars.: 1 expressed my astonishment and my look of wonder drew another laugh from him. and bend on the Mississip', as well as he knew the streets of the city." When Fulton heard me say that 1 was and the soft strains answered liquidly to my! from Mudville, he exclaimed: ell strand touch— Now the sweet verse of Burn's r, I dcclar jwre a mighty peaceable 'Highland Mary,'—and now the sweeter mu- lookin feller to hail from such a place as sic of Tapan's. There is an hour of Peace-1 Mudville. Let me see yes, it wur four ful Rest, occurred to mv memory, and thus I years ago cotoin' spring, that me and Ben was greatly displeased but Pirnetti assumed I played and sting till N'ellie's father came. 1 Ilorton wur runnin the Little Pike, a Hat from the ducks shot bv the Indians, and an air of astonishment, and replied with the little Nellie toward him, and encircling her! gar feller always play in' the same chune.— i little form with his arm, while she looked with as much astonishment as myself, and he began: 'A few years ago I went to Chicago. 1 had been "there but a few days when in one of my morning walks I encountered a girl some twelve years old, a very intelligent, bright-eyed cliild, whose face wore such a sorrowful expression that 1 almost stopped to speak to her as she passed. The morning air was raw and chilly, tlieground wet from been travellin' round through the fog, in one cut down several trees on each side of the a light fall of earlv snow, and I noticed that! '"g eddy, all night: and, you see, all them ,ver „nj thus made a bridge across it.— as the wind bleW her thin garments about houses where they had been frollickin', was When Mrs. Thatcher attempted to cross it, As the same house, hat we would pass by once in a while. I teil enough but as there wur a small town close fourteen years. When I last saw him. he glass of whiskey. You see, that 'blind ti- Czar himself should have tried to find your address many times when 'Lige finishei command the ddors to be opened. The or- since but 1 could not. Here is a ten dollar ders were strictlv enforced, confidential per-1 gold piece, and I am sorry that 1 cannot sons having watched their execution. She double it, for your kindness to me when in I which won't let 'em sell licker there except by the gallon. It is useless to say that my visits wur numerous to that animal what couldn't see. After a while, 1 happened along where 'Lige Simmons had been tellin' other to a crowd around 'tiger* workin' on me and finished his yarn, says 1 to him, familiar-Tike, 'Lige, has you got the papers for that V I tell you, I had said just enough and it war no use ty add another word. 1 looked at Lige and saw the 'tiger' plain in both eyes, as he said to ma, 'shuok your self.' We wurn't long sheddin' oar super fluous kiverin,' and at it we went. Nip and tuck, up and down, rough and tumble, we had it bitin', and gougin'. 1 tell YOU, it wur an awful soriminage, and we both fout beautiful. But it wurn't no use, And 1 might as well acknowledge the corn. "Lige Simmons wur the best mas: and when he got to goin' into my stumiek with his meat-maulers, I had to blate out. 1 and Ben wurn't long in shovin' off the 'Little Pike' from that port, and I've never landed there since. "Yes, stranger, Mudville is what I call a snortin' place, with the biggest eddy and the meanest whiskey I ever run inter and 'Lige Simmons is the iightinest feller 1 ever met, which is sayin' a duruad sight." Prom the St. Paul Vioneer and Democrat, THE RESCUE OF MRS. MARBLE. Hon. Chas. E. Flandrau, Agent for the Sioux of the Mississippi, arrived iu this city, last evening, from the Sioux Agency, on the Steamer Minnesota, accompanied by Mrs. Margaret Ann Marble, one of the women taken prisoner by the Indians at Spirit Lake, Iowa, in March lost, and whose release from captivity has been briefly noted in our pa per. From Mr. Flandrau yve learn some interesting facts, connected with the captivi ty of Mrs. Marble, and her associates. Mrs. Marble states that on the 13th of March last, a party of Indians came to the residence of ner husband at Spirit Lake, Iowa, murdered him, and took her off as a ErisonerAt to their camp, in the vicinity of the ake. the camp, she found a Mrs. Thatcher, a Mrs. Noble and a Miss Gardi ner, all of whom had been taken prisoner by the Indians, in their attack on the settlers at the Lake. Mrs. Thatcher's husband had escaped being killed, by a temporary ab sence from home, as we believe, had Mrs. Nobles', but the entire family of Miss Gar diner had been murdered. The Indians broke up their camp at Spirit Lake immediately, anu proceeded to Heron Lake, distant about tweuiy-fivc miles, where thev encamped and left their squaws and prisoners, and started on an expedition. .Mrs. Marble, supposes to the Des Moines, at Springfield, where' they committed other murders. They returned to the camp at Ileron Lake, in about ten days, with a large an She holds the balance of power in the county elections, and always casts her vote for the party who dances the best reel, stands Vhe biggest treat, and carries the moiit "rot-gut" without stagzering. It is needless to add, that Sinkum invariably goes Democratic. Altho' part of a Slave State, vet slavery was abolished years since Sinkum has its hero, and Lige 6immons ,ng9 orac e am "*®tl ates, were forced to carrv packs, and per- 1 Jul the d,'"r,^din« ar'd I1'er'ial, boots, with the shoulders of a Simpson, the camp. ihe sava the pack she was com- jjorfl poU of a vice, and a "bar-hug" is fun compared i servic(,s and removed br to ft# Agency at Yellow Medicine. After* fe# dap rest, with the fimilitt at dN Agtaeyaad Fort Ridgsly she started for St. PMII, Fland.*au? and arrived at the Fuller Uowe last evening. Mrs. Marble Is about twenty-fire years of age of medium site, and rery pleaeant look ing. She is a native of larke oounty, Ohio, and moved to Michigan about ten years ago/ She has been twice married. Her first hus band's name waa Phips. After his death, she married Mr. Marble, with whom she removed to Linn County Iowa, and ultimate ly to Spirit Lake in Dickson county. Mrs. M. is in a very destitute condition,—her husband has been murdered and as to wheth er her parents are alive, or not, she is ignor ant. We trust those who are blessed with a supply of this world's goods, will contri bute liberally in aid of this unfortunate wo man. The privations she has undergone, and her present destitute condition commend her to the consideration of the benevolent. Any money forwarded to her address at the Fuller House, will reach the proper destina tion. Mr. Flandraa has adopted the most ener getic means to secure tne release of Mrs. Nobles and Miss. Gardner. On the 23d he dispatched a party of trusty Indians, to Skunk Lake, with four horses and a wagon, and provided them with everything necessa ry to secure the release of the remaining captives by raiscon. The Indians- would reach Ink-pa-du-tah's camp in about four days. koaring Clould and Grey Eagle report the band of lnk-pa-du tah to number about fifteen lodges. The Indians are well armed each of tbem possessing a revolrgr, rifle, &e. A t'ATASTROPE. The Philadelphia ia! ed to carrv, consisted of two hags of mer. His fingers close dowu with tlieclanip .shot, each weighing twenty-live pounds, and a weak, ill-used and distracted weimin was forced to carry was placed the additional weight of an Indian urchin of some three years of age. The snow was very deep the prisoners were but thinly clad, and, most of this time, suffering from hunger. The warm clothing they had on them when they were made prisoners, was taken from them by the squaws, and in its place, thev received forj lmt u scan! and tht withered cheek. the crowd, was a powerful man, his face terly unable to proceed further. Then, the inhuman wretches would place the muzzl of a loaded gun at her head, and threaten her with instant death unless she would im mediately continue her weary march.— When a horse stolen at the settlement would die, or would be killed bv the Indians for food, the prisoners would be allowed to re cruit tlieir exhausted strength, by a stfpply of horse flesh, but with these exceptions, they suffered greatly from want of food, aud were glad to snatch up the bones thrown down by the Indians, after their repast.— Mrs. Marble states that they were often forced to eat the wing feathers, plucked He was a handsome man in the full vi^or loaden with projuice, and traden5 along the shrivelled before the fire, to save themselves bars are of little avail against Cupid's pick of manhood and from him his little daugh- coast. One nielit when the fog wur as thick from starvation. lock contrivances—his cunning will devise ter inherited' her golden tinted hair and ha-' a* fur on a cat's back, we drifted purty 1 When the ludians would encamp for the ways and means to open them all. A young zel eyes. He took a seat near his wife and close to a house, where they wur fiddlin', night, the captives were compelled to carry gentleman had courted a fair damsel of this drew her thin hand into his, as he spoke to1 danein'. and drinking like fury. After float- wood and water, and build fires, put up the citv, and it was supposed that they two in her. Then when 1 praised the new piano, ing', along about an hour, we passed anoth- tepeiat, &e. They were however, never al- time would '-become one." Some little he turned to me laughingly, 'Yes, and the er, where they were froliekin' like the dev- 1 lowod to prepare the food. At first thev 1 quarrels a trivial nature, as lover's quar best part of it is it only cost me ten doi- il, and niter a while, we passed another: and naturally r.-ljolletl at the treatment thev re-j rel» generally are occurred. Neither would so on, every hour or so, we would pass a ceived, but the Indians beat them with clubs, confess the wrong to be on their side—pre house where they seemed to be carrying on into submission to their orders. Mrs. Mar- sents and correspondence were mutually in high style. And what seemed tne curi- hie states that she soon discovered that the sent back and the nyitch was broken off.— 'Let me tell the story,' he said, drawing ousest thing, in every house they had a nig- 0 \t last, says Ben to me, "ain't these the cheerfulness and alacrity. Herself, Mrs. was beateliest folks along here n this coast, for froliekin', you eve: saw I just wish I was a shore a little whilfc, to give 'em a Ken tucky touch." And then Ben began danein' away on the top of the flat, for 1 tell you, stranger, next to a showy horse, a fiddle's the thing to reach Kentuck's finer feeli.igs. "Well, when we found ourselves next mornin', I'll just bedod busted if we hadn't They arrived at this stream about fifteen days after leaving Heron Lake. The Indians Nhe was thrown into the river she succeed- you, me and Ben wur mad ,.j j„ swimming to within a short distance 0 t|ie opposite side, when one of the Indians bv, we concluded to run ashore and try the deliberately shot her through the head, kill cfuuices for tradin'. Just as we tied up jnj, her instantly. The body of tho unfor* and shoved out a plank, down comes a par- tunate woman was left floating in the stream, eel of fellers to inspect us Amonjj 'eni ]jor death was hailed by the Indian women, wur one trcmenjons "biK feller andl saw frotn the signs hung out, that he had been on a bust all night. "'Whoopee!' he hollered, jumping up and cracking his heels together, 'here's 'Lige Simmons, all the way from Sinkum just bring out your wildcats, gentlemen, if VDU want 'em chawed up. I'm a smashing tornodo in a a tussel, with the scream of a steam ingine, the grip of a he-griailv, and the hoss-power of a four-biler boat Whar's the man can stand before me?' "I know'd it wur a challenge, and I tell you it riled me considerably. "Thinks I to myself, we'll try your grit hefore we leave this place. Alter a while I goes up in town, leaven Ben in chargc of the boat and, after crusin' around alittle I sees a kinder pigeon-hole cut in the side of a house, and over the hole, in»big writin', 'Blind tiger, ten cents a«ight. I walks straight up, and peepin' iu, gees a feller standin' inside stirrin' somethin' with a sticks 1 immediately recognized a familiar kinder menejery smell about the place. Hel lo, there, you mister showman,' says I to the feller inside, 'here's your ten cents, walk out your wildcat.' Stranger, instead of showin' me a wild varmint without eyes, Pennmjlvanian, ol after their return, the Indians 'j^ke up their when the fortunate circumstances transpir- 1 in that section, by the ^eriff wtio sold out deeply interesting, and calculated to thrill the last darkey in that whole "kedntry. the heart ot the most indifferent, with feel- 0 er 0 m'um. nt murderers. :ecU twenty-five miles north-west of Spirit mts, 'possum hunts, and "some pumkius Lake. Mrs. Marble estimated the distance knot chief amusements are barbacues, frolics, travelled at four to five hundred miles, prob-. free fights, and any quantity of mean whis-1 ablv owin^ to the torturous course pursued key. by the Indians to avoid pursuit. She think: they arrived at Skunk Lake about the first of May. Ilere they remained five days, A piece ot pa t0 a ed which resulted in the release of Mrs Marble from captivity. jj over In relation to the trials and sufferings of the unfortunate females, during thejourney .... 1 to bkunk Lake, Mrn» MurMc n narrjti\c ih t(p —thit fihim nosed wife horror, indignation, and desire of must be consulted. lie is the champion,! justice, if not revenge upon the cowardly he goes, the rest follow unanimously-mcn,, Immediately on starting from Heron Lake,, women and children. Whether it w a Irol- Mrs. Marble states that herself and associ- ic or a fight, Lige is always counted in. "Stansbury, come up here, you villain!- s a for rou!" The lot of camp furniture, increasing the weight of the pack to one hundred pounds. I ,)rok(.n with loud shouts of joy and exultation. The ing saw him on board a pocket-ship bound feelings of the surviving prisoners, at this i for (jothaui. horrible murder, cannot oe imagined. They The passage, unfortunately, was long, beheld in Mrs. Thatcher's death, the fate the poor fellow chafed and fretted so much reserved for them, when overpowered by fa- that the passengers began to think him de tigue, they would be unable to procccd. ranged or else a fugitive escaped from jus- About five days after the party reached tice. The instant the vessel touched tho Skunk Lake, two Lac-qui-Parle Indians, on their spring hunt, made their appearance at the camp of Ink-pa-du-tah's band. They were well received by the cliref and his fol lowers. A feast followed, at which the In dians related their exploits al Spirit Lake, boasted of the murders they had committed, the goods they had stolen, &c. The Lac-qui-Parle Indians remained in the camp all night keeping a very sharp look out, they informed Mr. Flandrau, on —jr-rr'rsp. MVi Stansbury hastily obeyed tjJC 8Ui„moI!g y0 want t0 gec Nancv the heart V n(.vv criea Mrs. On the top of this heavy load, wtich this j^r guilty husband hobbled into the room. ag _T .supply, ill-suited to the weath- exposure they were forced to un- torn cat! Stansbury, when "Nancy! what Nancy's that? said the sly old rogue, in well feigned astonishment. "Why, Nancy, the mother of this baby that's been hung up at tho door, Mr. Stans bury! Oh, you look mighty innocent, but just read that letter, and look iuto that basket! Don't be afraid, it won't bite it's ot no teeth, poor thing. You'll know it ju. hussy says, it's just like you, all over. I'll expose you before everybody." In less than five minutes, Mrs. iitansoury had collected a room full of spectators— half of the inhabitants of the court—to witness the proccsi of unwrapping the baby. Anxious expectation sat ou every counte nance, as the jealous lady tore away rag af ter rag from the body of the foundling, the vigorous movement of which astonished everybody. "It's full of the devil already," said Mrs. S., "that shows its of his. You'll goon see that it is like him in everything." "At last, all the swaddling clothes being removed, out jumped the baby and made its escape through the open door. It was a big 6ERYIXG A SLBPCKJFA. It is singular what shifts love will make (to accomplish its objects. Both gates and ,»ly way to secure herself from ill treatment, I The young gentleman .'^mediately started t0 perform the duties assigned her with off to New Orleans, to eiycr into commer- Noble and Miss Oardiner pursued this course and were treated more kindly than their as sociate Mrs. Thatcher wno was in delicate health, and utterly unable to do the amount of work required of her. This lead to a most tragic and horrible occurrence, when tho party crossed the Big Sioux. ial business, -thinking that distance would lessen the' attachment he really felt for the young lady. When the woman is injured, or thinks she is injured by the one she loves, she is more apt than tile male sex, "to bite off her own nose," as the saying is, to inflict pain, and be revenged on the offending object.— A gentleman that the young lady had once rejected renewed his proposals and was ac cepted within a week after her old lover had embarked for the South. On reaching New Orleans he found that distance, in stead of weakening his attachment, only made the lady dearer, aud he became mel ancholy and "low-spirited. Tho first letter he received from New York from a friend of his, announced that his old flame was to be shortly married to another. His course was quickly taken—the next morn- wharf, he darted for the office of his friend, the lawyer. It is to be supposed the latter was much surprised to see his friend, imag ining him a couple thousand miles away.— After the usual salutations, he exclaimed: "My dear fellow, you aro in time to see the wedding. Miss your old sweet heart is to le married this morning, at 11 o'clock. To tell you the truth, I don't be lieve thero is much love about it, and the girl really thinks more of one hair of your the movements of lnk-pa-du-tah, who, they head than the fortunate bridgroom's whole apprehended, would attempt violence. The next morning, having previously learned that the Indians had three white women in the camp, they made proposals to purchase one of tne captives. After cousiderable negotiation, Ink-pa du-tah's baud consented to part with Mrs. Marble in consideration of receiving one gUn, a lot of blankets, keg of powder, and a small supply of Indian trinkets. Two In dians immediately started homeward with On arriving at Lac-qui-Parle, the two Indians, who are brothers and known as Grev Eagle and Roaring Cloud, plaoed Mrs. M. 'in their father's lodge, where she was treated with equal consideration and kind ness. Here she remained until Messrs. Williamson and Riggs, missionaries, arrived body." "(iood Heaven! Where is she to be mar ried—in church?" "No, at her father's house?" "My dear fellow—1—1 yes—no—yes, 1 will liave it. Have you any case coming on in either of the coilrts at 11 o'clock!1"' "Yes." "Then fill me up n subpoena with the bridgoom's name. "Don't stop Vo ask any questions. It matters not whether he knows Mrs. Marble and arrived at Lac-qui-Parle, anything about the parties in the suit. By on the 20th of May. On the journey occu pying ten days, they treated Mrs. il. with great kindness, furnishing her with warm clothing carried her over streams, and pro viding her with food. Heavtvis! Julia shall be mine!" His friend saw the object at onqe, and promised to oarry out tlie matter. The subpoena was made out and placed in Ate. hands of a clerk to serve on the unsuspect ing bridgroom the instant .be should leave his residence, and was dispatched in a cab to watch the house. About ten minutes be fore eleven, as the soon-to be happy man was entering a coach before the door of his A«t ..tr-^iwtroo »#.. lif*: V v O i loor. Putting her hand into the basket, ^oaldreach vouVr'nif*1' ^tthW he felt something alive and kicking, but so ...u per) lot of powder, dry-goods, guns, horses, 4c., ietter ]av |JV the side of the animated bun all of which, hud probably been secured in Mrs. Jitansburv immediately returned their attack on Sprin^iield. Ou the next day t^e house, and by the light of the lamp eJtaUA :amp and started westward. They were on the march every day for upwards of a month and only rested at Skuiik Lake, west of the Bi^ Sioux river, and about one hundred inet] the billet. It was directed to her Husband. She tremulously broke the seal, and read as follows: "to Joe Stansbury—Sir: I send you the babv, which you will please take good eare of, and bring up right, so that it may turn out to be a better iuau than its daddy. Oh, Joseph! what a sly old rake you are! Who would think that such a sober old spindle-shanks could be such atcarin-down sinner? The child is yours—rou may |3U.Uv.. may swear that. Look at it—it's joe Stansbury You deceived me shamefully, Joe—letting on to be a widower! But do ., a father's autv by the voung one, and I'll forglve voll. Your heak-broken of N\NCY. „ee thig lctter. ai^Km her with ki|)J of a ,torv about a ,he Mr habv NV Stansbury wiU in the basement kitch- en ietlv eatin 'hig little iln gining what a storm wa* brewing over his heatl_ -The door of tho kitch,n wus violent_ ly thrown and his voice Tel led T-ar^ 2 00 PER ANNUM to his gesticulating «b*«t «»ot company with Mr. toiowinr tb« parties, MWbd/ shanH reach the Ball now before eleyeoP inprifknftmt for ecnteapt,* £«. who was rather ofi tie^ eatere, «*dfy eowete^ fertieehrlT as the clerk frnwissdto seada friead at his who sat in the eab, wrapped n ia alarm cloak, to explain the reasons of bts absendft, The reader en imagine who this p«r«a VU. Eleven o'clock came, bat still no bridr. groom, the guests were staring at each other—the priest bej an to grow "*plifiit and the bride that was to be, looked pals and agitated, when a carriage drove np aafl the bell rung. "Therehe ia! Thereto i4*» murmured many voices. A gentleman did enter, whose appearam* created almost as much astonishment as that of Edgar Ravenswood in the Hall of 4- ton Castle at the marriage of Lucv Ashtoa in Scott's "Bride of Laamennoor." Tha lady fainted private explanations ensued between the parents of the .'over, and tha result was, that in ten minutes after, tht two real lovers were joined ia thesaerli bond of matrimony, much to the satisfy*, tion of all present. The bride-groom-that-was-to-have bofli, afterward* made hio appearance, puffing and blowing. What be said and what ha did, on beholding his rival, and being mada? acnuainted with the condition of affairs K really tragicomical. has the following good story among its police re* ports: As Mrs. Ether Stansbnry, residing in a court running from Race, below Sixth street, was about to bring a bucket of water from the hydrant last night, she found an old basket suspended from the knob of the front door, she York Paper. 4 The story of the subpoena shortly after* ward* leaked out, and Lis created so muak amusement, that the poor fellows declaraa he will sue the lawyer for ten thousand dot. lars damages in subpoenaing him as a wit* netj's in a caso of which he knew nothing and by which he lost his wife. It will bo a novel suit indeed, if he should do so•—Aa» AN IRISHMAN'S LETTS*. A friend informs us, that the fallowing epistle was sent from Dublin, to a youM Irishman in this city:—Ex. Dear \epheir—I haven't sint ye'* a let* ther since the last lime I wrote to ye*s, ba» kuse we've moved from our former place of no J*1/) six months. The poor man was in viola convulsions the whole time of sickness, Iw ing perfectly auiet and spachless, all tia time talkin' incohar'ntly, an' callin' wathep— I had no opportunity to inform ye of his death, exceipt I had wrote to ye by the latt post, which went off two days before ha died, an' thin ye would have the postage to pay. I am at" loss to tell what his death was occasioned at, but 1 fear it was by his last sickness. He niver was well tin dawa together durin' tho whole time of his con finement. I am at loss to tell what occa sioned it, but 1 fear it was by his atin' too much of rabbits stuffed wid pays and gra^J. or pays and gravy stuffed wid rabbitsi can't tell whieh but be that as it will. £a soon as he breathed his last, the dochtdw gave up all hopes of his recovery. 1 needn't tell ye anything about his age, for ye wall know he wo'd have bin jist 25 years old, lackin' tin months, an' had he lived till that time wo'd hev bin six months dead. Ilia property now devolves to his nixt in kia, who all died some time ago, so 1 cxpict it will be devided betwane us, an' ye knaw his property was very considerable, for he had a fine estate wliich went to pay his debts, an' for the remainther, he lost tliat on a horse-race but it was the opinion af everybody at the time that he wo'd hev wonit the race, if the horse he run aginst had net been too fast for him. I niver saw a man, an' the docthors all say so. that took medi cine betther nor he did". He would us lam take bitther as sware if it had only a taita an' appearauee of whisky punch, an' if It wo'd only put him in the same humor for fightin'. But, poor soul, he will niver alto or drink on more, an' ye nowhavn'ta liviaf relation but what was kilt in the last war. But I can't dwell on the mournful subject, an' shall sail my letther in black salin' wax, an' put on your" uncle's coat of arms, sol beg ye not to brake the sail whin ye up«t the letther, an don't open the letther tail three or four days after ye's recaved it, by which, ye will hev time to be prepared for the sorrowful tidings. Ye ould swatehiKi sinds her love to ye unbeknownet to me^-« Whin Terry McG ee arrives in Amerikv, ap him for this letter, an' if lie don't known from the rest, tell him it is the one spa m, of ye're uncle's death, and is saled in blaidr. 1 remane ye're unphccshuneight ould graud* mother. .. Ji'nv O'IIOOLICAN. To Larry O'Hooligan, late of the toMi of Tullymuchgerthe, Parish of Ballyrag* get, near Ballysitchgurty, in the county)^ Kilkenny, Aa'rland. P. S.—lon't write to me till ye recait' this. OUGHT VOL TO GET RICH. IT YOL TO ET RICH. most emphatically We answer not a mere convc th* se world's goods, but it is a positive daty binding upon every one to lay up treasures of wealth against the future wauts and ne cessities of himself and family. The in junction of scripture to be "diligent in butt ness," carries with it a command that yfrt make your business pay. In this western country the strife for riches is earnest and constant, ami is generally the opeuly avowed object of life. Now a little money is a good thing, but riches are so often perverted from their legitimate use, or fall to the lot of those who can never appreciate the comforts and blessings it is their privilege to enjov, that we do not wonder when we hear tfio question seriously raised whether ninch money is oftener a blessing or a curse to its possessor. That U always should prove a blessing is evident, that it so seldom does is the excusable fault of its possessor. Tha first thing rquisite in order to make one's wealth productive of real good, is that it bo acquired honestly. Ill-gotten gains result ing from fraud, deceit and avarioe, can nev« er afford a source of happiness. The same disposition of heart which induces a man to act dishonestly for the sake of money, will prove an effectual bar in realization of nny true enjoyment which that money might afford. We pity the man who enters his career with tne determination to make mon ey "by fair means if possible, but by foul means if necessary," wore than him "whom wo know has neither ambition nor tact to raise himself above his present wants. Tha true way is to start in life with a determina tion to acquire at least a respectable for tune, but with a resolution equally strong that it shall be acquired honestly yet. It ja onvenienee to be well off as To if it can be obtained at all. Again it should be re* mcmbered that the mere possession of wealth is of no account whatever. Not money, but tha comforts it will provide, and "the good it will enable us to do, should be the ultimate end of our strivings. To make 'shining gold' the object upoa which our desires rest, is miserly and con temptible to seek for riches as a means of satisfying the wants of our better natures, of increasing our national enjoyments, and of enlarging the sphere of our usefulness is an object worthy our humanity. (jy A SiPEascsipTios^-A day Of twa since, the Treasurer of the United States fa* ceived a letter on public b)iiiinH, With tha following superscription, written evidently in dead earnest: "You night State* Treasr." H'aWi Star. BXLOW residence, he was served with a subpoena, frightened)—"Certtualyt air, if jwiflt "Can help it," said the clerk, in reply isj to put me together again." •V The following is an extract m,? Isaiah 111-18: "In that dajr the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinklaw araaments about their feet, and their combe, and lhairroaad tires like the moon." Zxao.—Jonn (who thinks that Smith is a little to free with Ida wife)— "Mr. Smith, I wish to speak to you private ly. Pe.mit me to take you apMt for a fear moments." Smith (who isn't in the tesat 4