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VOLUME 3. DES ARC, AKKANSAS, AUGUST 17, 1867. NUMBER 33.; aamn———j §les Jrt <£tf$n. FSBUSRED EVERY SITBRDIY. OFFICE -BO 8M.\ V13TA STREET. Dur Job Printing Department. 'Ve h»,«'supplied ourscWce with a good assortment of Printing Material and arc ready to execute all kinds of Job Printing, on reasonable terms. We are prepare l to print Pamphlets. Cata logues, Posters, large or small. Cards, Ball Tickets, Bill Heads, Blanks of every descrip tion, for Clerks, Sheriffs, Justices of the l’aunn fi. ~ Kills OF Al>TEKTMI.\i». Oue square. (10 lines of this sixe type) for one insertion, $1 ; each additional insertiou, 76 cents. 11 n». j 2 m. | H n. | 6 m |) year. 1 rfquare" $3 00 $o UO $V 00 *12 00t$2o 00 2 Squares, 6 00 9 00 11 00. 14 00 25 00 3 Squar-s, 9 00 11 00 18 00, !7 00 30 00 1 Column, 11 00 13 08 16 00. 20 Oo 40 00 I Column, 16 00 19 00 22 OOj 36 00 60 00 j Column, 20 0(* 24 00 28 00 46 00 76 00 1 Column, 26 00 28 00 33 001 66 <*0 90 00 Advertisers byTLe year will be restricted to their legitimate business. Personal. communications charged double. Legal advertisements will be charged, lor one square or less, first insertion $1, and 75 cents per square for each additional insertion Advertisements not ordered for a specified time, will be inserted till forbidden, and charged for accordingly. All advertising due after second insertion. PROFESSIONAL CARRS. ROUT. 8 AKDKKSOM, W« J. THOMPSON. Jarkronport, Ark. Augvrta, Ark. Andcraon A Thompson, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Jacksonport and Augusta, Ark. Will attend the Courts of Jackson, Wood ruff, and adjoining Counties, and to special cases in any section of the State. Address either office. < maylS ly A. C rtCKSTT. t. M. 8AMBAU8. PICKETT A RAMSAUn. ATTORNEYS IT LAW, AUGUSTA. ARKANSAS. Will practice in the counties of Woodruff, Jackson, White and Craighead. Special at tention given to collections of all claims en trusted to their care apr6-ly J. C. JONSON. Office—West Point, Arkansas. ■JNO. II. MOORE, Office—Searcy, Arkansas. JONSON A MOORE, Attorneys at Law, SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY, —ASD — General Land and Collecting Agents, \ SEARCY, ARKAN8A8. Will give promptattention to any business In the counties of Independence, Jackson, Woodruff, Monroe, Prairie, White, Conway and Van Burcn. 111 ~ J. R. I*. ALDRIDGE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Cotton Plant, Arkansas. Will practice in the Circuit Courts of Woodruff county, and the Cirouit Courts of the seventh .Indicia, District, and give prompt attention to all business entrusted to his care. janlJ Geo. W. Ma berry ATTORNEY AT LAW, AND gO LI C I T O Jl IX CHANCERY —and— OEXER.iL I.l>» *LEXT. COTTON T» I- A TNT. WOODRUFF BOUNTY". ARKANSAS. N-TTILL attend the Circuit and Probate W Courts for the counties of M mroc. St Francis and W 'odruff. innr24 J E. 0AT®WOOD, ! < 3. 8. THOMAS. Dee Arc, Ark. / Brownsville, Ark. GiTEWD:D & THOMAS, &£1 SAW ncs Arc and Brownsville, PRAIRIE COI XTY, ARKANSAS. Heel-tf ‘ _ GANTT & BRONACOII, Brownsville, Ark. H. P. VAUQHAN, Pcs Arc. Arkansas. Gantt, Bronangh & Vanghan. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice \n the counties of Trairie. White, Woodruff. Monroe, Arkansas and Pu laski. Prompt Kttt<munn ei'^n to the collec tion of claim* fat-v will be paid and title? investigated for non-residents aprl4-8m ti. urnaspsTa. t. bi.akkklnt. HEDGEPETH & KENT, ATTORNKYS AT LAW. ©ES ARC, ARKANSAS. NT7ILL practice in al! of the courts of \ t Prairie county, and the circuit courts of the surrounding counties. iuar24-titii WM T JONES. At 4? s&w, BROWNSVILLE. ARKANSAS. ..... . _ *?r y] Prairie, Monroe. Woodruff. Jackson and While Pi'oinpt attention given to the collec lion of claims. aprl4-ly wx. B. COODY. D. MORA*. COODY & McRAE, ATTQ&W&T§ At &&W 8E4UC1, WHITE COISTW, AUKAXKAS, Will practice in all the courts of Arkansas. mar24 hOL. r. CLARK. BAM W WILLIAMS JOS W. MARTIN. CLARK WILLIAMS A MARTIS, Jittornejs at Law, LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS. WILL practice in all the Courts, proaecuu Claims of all kinds, collect debts, and act as Ural Ktlart and llenical Agent. Oi sice—Mai kLaui Slfeet, near Slate House aprilW-'f _ o' HICKS, Formerly uf thy firi^of Cypsrt S Hicks. H. R. FIELDING, Formerly of Athens, Ala. HICKS & FIELDING. .V'TOHKSYS XX Ll.W, luiircj, Whit* Co., Arkansas tfflLL practice in this and the adjseen gl counties, iu tbo District Courts, aud 8u pretuc Coart of the State. ——Wo have in connection with our Lav Office an ACTIVE OUT-DOOR COLLECTINC AGENCY. Claims entrusted to us will bi promptly attended to, and if notsmmediate!} collected will bo at once secured if poseible Claim against the Government for ''property taken by the U. 8 forces (Whether receipts (or or not)—BorxTiss Pisnosi, Arrears o Tat Ac. promptly amended to. ,aar84- II|f Kfl 8 FIFT DTvr, PROFESSIONAL CARPS. Drs Barney, Treievant ft Allen, HAVISO associated themselves in the PRACTICE OF MEDICINE, will coutinue to wait upon the citiient of DES ARC AND VICINITY. At heretofore, a portion of their time, will be devoted to treatment of Onnotic Duiaiik of every description. DPOfflco—Ontdoor east of J. M Burney e Drug 8 tort. _j“*H B. J A. aOl'NELAl'H ottce, it now at Johnson & Davit’ Drug Btnre; can ht be consulted nt hit room at the Harvey House. Ht will give hit undivided attention to Chronic Diseases of every deterip lion. The best of references can bt furnlshtd, by applying to DR } A R0UBKIiAux, junl-tf Dai ^rs. Arkantat. THOMAS M. GIB80N, ATTORNS? AT LAW, DEV ALL'S BLUFF, ARKANSAS. Witt give special attention to collection of claims of every character. jun29-ly THOMAS J. MARSH, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR A. t Law, DES ARC, ARKANSAS. S9»Partcultr Attention given to the collection of nil kinds of claims ngninit the Government. Office—On Buena Vista street next door to J. M. Burney's drug store. may26 GEO. K. MORTON. kiman m saw, —AMD— SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY, DES ARC. ARKANSAS. Will practice in the State and Federal Courts of Arkansas. mayll JAMES II. PATTERSON, LUCIAN C. CAUSE. Auyvtta, Ark. Jacktonport, Ark. SIDNEY S. CAUSE. Patterson, Gause ft Rrs., ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Jtcktonport and Augusta, Arkantat. Will practice in the Counties of Woodruff. Jackson. Independence, White. Lawrence. Randolph. Green. Craighead and Cross, and ttend to special cases in any part of the State. Address either office myl8-ly I. K. HEDOPITH. 8. N. JACKSON. HEDGPETH & JACKSON, 201XSSTSA.D LAND AGENTS, Dos Arc, Arlcnnsns. — Wul cuter Lands under the provisions of | the Act of Congress. May 2), 1802, entitled An act to secure Homesteads to actual sel lers on the public domain.” ap27* j F.LEPTIEN, Watchmaker and Jeweler, DES ARC, ARKANSAS. Tam now prepared to do all kinds of work in my line. Mend ! log. Cleaning. Ac. -Thankful for past favors, I solicit a continuance of the patronage herctnfon be stowed on me. fel>28-tf WATTENSAW Nursery. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND FRUIT TREKS, ONE AND TWO YEARS OLD, FOR SALK IN 1867-8, BT JOHN D. MORROW a SON, PRAIRIE COI’NTY. ARKANSAS. HAVING been engaged in tbie business for the last seventeen years, in Mississippi and Arkansas ; snd having studied it closely, we claim to have acquired a knowledge of the Kafirs adapted to our elimate. We rel'et the public to apecimeoa io our Orchards, aud Or chards sold by us, in this and adjoining counties. Address Jobn D. Morrow it Son, jon2Clim lies Arc, Arkansss. IV. II. BARNETT, SAMIN «AK*m» And General Repairer. Will repair Old tlarnees, or make new ones. Also, repair Saddle#. Shop—opposite "cm rss ornca." Dos Arc, Arlt., May 25. 18*17—if *< SttOftiWtr WATCHMAKER —AND— JEWELER, BITLERSTIIAE, - ARKANSAS HAS on bard, a nice etock of Watch- « cs, Clocks, Jewelry and Far :y Art idee. Alao, will repair Watches, AsJB iClooka, Jewelry, Musical Inefrumenis. etc. In connection with the above, I have t | PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY, Where any kiud of a Picture can be taken. apr20-8m J B. FI8CHESSER Jl'NE 1st, 1807. Dry Goods in Abundanoe at Reduce Prices!! We wean exactly tbls. hazes* ,t M.-puritpov THE FARMER. The farmer la lord of tho cattle. The farmer le king of the aoit, Tho' hia brow *nay be darkened by sunlight. Ilia hands may be browned by his toil. He iooke o'er his fields and hia orchards, With joy, when his day’s work is o'er, For Le knowi (he eeed planted in spring. In autumn will yield a rich store. Ho seas Ood in nature around him. The flower that blooms ou the plain, Tho' dying in winter—in rammer Will blossom in beauty again. The com that is dropped in tbs furrow. By rauahino expands into birth— Its rich oar of gold in the autumn. Add beauty and grandeur to earth. Tho grass that is withered and dying, Tha tree tho' now leafless and hare, tfni spring into lift and new verdure. Which provn immortality there. The seed that le sown by the wayside. Whether of tares or of wheat— Takes root in ths soil that surrounds it. And starts into life while we sleep. Nothing it lost, sr is wasted, That lies 'neath the richly turned sod, Ths “seed time and harvest shall fail not,” If you trust in the power of Ood. “By ths sweat of tho brow shall thou labor,’ Tho' woary—faint not—but endure— A crown of tho faithful awaits thto For God and hit promise is sure. A Chapter on Babies. BT A CHILDLESS MOTHER. - “A bsby in the bouse is a well-spring of pleasure." Then the bouses of our ambitious little village must be well watered, for such a crop of babies as we show this season has rsrelv been ex hibited since Barmim's favorite har vest a few years since. Indeed our excessive efforts and improvements in j this direction led one ameteur judge to observe, in the classic language oi Yminor Arnorlcfl. that “if tvp tvprp n or.c-horse, we were certainly not'a one-baby concern.” Our district has ever been celebrated for its choice flowers and elegant bo- j quets. Several gentleman have proved that our blackberries are likely to be come as renowned as thetime-honorod pippin of the older States, aud now we may add with truth that our babies are as “plenty as blackberries," and ! quite as worthy of notice. Wc have large babies nud small babies; light babies and dark babies; quiet babies and noisy babies; boy babies and girl babies—all sorts of babies, except ugly babies aud cross babies—fortunately, ■ | all onr babies arc both good aud hand some 1 As we poor childless wives meekly go from house to house, we learn that each new baby that is presented for our inspection is heavier, prettier, more forward and more excellent than any other mother's baby. “Mrs. Slouch's baby- is a nice little creature, but so small“Mrs. Slim's baby is a cun ning fellow, but what a head !” “The Tumble Bug's babies are always dumpy and the new one has such stary (not starry) eyes." “Mrs. Finder's baby is a darling little girl; but did you sec its nose !'' Whereas this baby—that is the baby we are holding iu our awk ward, uuacrustomed arms—is iust the dearest, loveliest, cunningest Jitt.e creature that ever was born. We stifle down a rebellious sigh as wc think of our own quiet home, where cradle cares and cradle joys never Intrude; where no gentle baby-breathing ever freight the air with sweet anxieties ; where no babies soft murmur of satis lied content or helpless complaining is ever to break the unnatural still of a childless home. We look on this mo ther’s baby, and our yearning becomes a prayer tor laitn to know that “uod doeth all things well." What a flue thing it is that each mo ther thinks so well of her baby. We cannot help smiling at this over admi ration, which sees no dofect in the little soft “bundles of pink flesh’ and white cambric. We listen ns the pretty lady, duly arranged iu an elegant deshabille recounts the peculiar excellencies of Iter new treasure; and we can see no thing more beautiful and interesting than a happy smile of perfect conteut with which, as the nurse holds out the I baby, the convalescent turns back the 1 blanket aud discloses the little face aud , tiny arms. What if the mother's eyes were not so enchanted; what would become of all the uulovely babies? what would he the fate of those un sightly little monsters that are born in this troublous world ? It is a delightful weakness, this inor dinate affection—we will not degrade it by the name of instinct, but allow it the noble oue of affectionate judgment. The generality of maukind may take comfort iu the thought that, however unloved or unappreciated they have bceu, each one was, for a time, at least, and to one person, the most attractive, the most interesting and the most im portant of the human race. Beautiful manifestation of a glorious nature is this instinct of maternal love. From the highest to tho lowest order of cre ation, fervently may we bless God for such a transcendent gift. No elevation of rank, no degradatioh of siu, can ex tinguish the spark; and though it be perverted or exagerated, still there is ever in its partiality patience, self-for gotfuiness, a holy hrauty that must compel resp» n. SOUTHERN POLITICS. SPLENDID SERIES OF PATRI OTIC PAPERS. NOTK8 ON THE SITUATION-No. 10. BT HON. U. n. HILL, OF OEOBOIA. • But it is said the negro race ie now free, and made citizens by our laws, and, therefore, are entitled to the po litical as well as civil equality. It is idle to reason with a fanatical mind. A fanatic is a lunatic. The conclusions of such are never founded in reason nor affected by experience; they are founded in feeling and live only on passion. "We must appeal and still appeal and not cease to appeal to the rational American mind, and by reason, and the experience of mankind save, if we can, otir country from the awful, indescribable horrors which must result, and result soon, fYom the crazy domination of men who make “liberty and equality" the touchstones of political wisdom. This mad theory as nothing but war upon the teachings of reason, the experience of all ages, and the law of God. It was never the doctrine of any but the agents of rev olution, and it never bore for any peo ple any fruits but anarchy and blood and the evils that follow in the train of unrestrained passions. lint to suppose, as an abstract prop osition, we concede the negro race is entitled to political equality; how does that justify these military bills? Does the negro’s right to vote author ize a violation of the Constitution by Congress? If it is rtglit to enfran chise the negro, is it right to disfran chise the whites? No principle is better or more uni versally conceded in American politics that! that the people of the States alone must regulate the political franchises oi ineir citizens—earn mate ior nseii. If this principle is to be rejected then no other need be respected. The first great question we must determine is this: Do we mean to support the Constitution, or do we mean to violate it? Do we mean, when we swear to support the Constitution, to vote for that which violates the Constitution aud justify our perjury by some vagary about abstract right ? I press the question to every man's conscience. Have you obtained Torn consent to disregard the Constitution? Don’t dodge, or explain, or qualify; answer the question. Have you obtained your consent to disregard the Constitution? Have you obtained your consent to swear to support the Constitution, and then flippantly write or say, ‘-The Constitution is dead?” If dead, why swear to support it! If not to be re garded, or respected, or observed, why swear to support it? The military bills arc conceded to be uncoustitu tiona). Whether we be States or Ter ritories or provinces, Congress is for bidden by the Constitution to deny trial by jury, or to authorize a warrant without oatl), or pat upon trial without indictment, or suspend habeas corpus, except duriug insurrection or invasion, iu case of a citizen, or establish milita ry rule over citizens iu time of peace, anywhere—in any single loot of land— State, Territory or Province. These, these, oh, my deluded countrymen 1 these are the constitutional shield and buckler and helmet, aud breastplate of every grade and color, on every iueh of American soil. They are the whole armor of liberty. And every one of these the military bills authorize to be disregarded, and placed at the will of a military officer, who is not even a citizen of the State or territory iu whicli he dominates! I ask again and again, and I beseech nil ow>n tn nnlr * It la tlio oapnnal an y. ious, piercing appeal of the dying hope of liberty: Abe you willing to vio late the Constitution ? Are you willing, first, to swear to support it, with the intent, at the same time of sweabinq to violate it? Then, I pro claim—a’l posterity will proclaim— your hell-mortgaged conscience will never cease to proclaim : you are per jured, and perjury is not hale your crime—you commit perjury in order to become a traitor!. And now mark this: The very oath whieh you take requires you to swear to support the Constitution, and if you. take that oath and then vote for a con vention to carry out these military billa, or aid iu carrying them out, you vote to accept, to approve, to establish that which is a violation of the Consti tution, and, Just as sure as passiou shall subside, and reason return to our peo ple, and sober, oath-observing patriot ism shall again rule in the land, so sure will you be branded, and justly brand ed, as a felon and whipped throughout the laud with the stinging, ceaseless lasher of public Infamy, because you took an oath to support the Constitu tion with intent to violate, because you committed perjury iu ordei* that you might help to destroy your country. Aud iu vain will you hunt excuses to palliate your changeless infamy. The malignity which now makes you call patriots rebels, the cowardice which continues a war upon the unresisting whom you induced, with the most sa cred pledges, to lay down their arms ; the meanness which devises oppression for the helpless, the vileness which presses dishonor on those you have en '♦v#rrsd into ycur r^wer; ♦he wersr • than hypocritical statesmanship which disfranchises white men in order to enfranchise black men; the criminal philanthropy which provides for the sure destruction of the deluded negro race under pretense of elevating it, all these will only rise up to mock and laugh at you then. Like the hell hounds which “death, by rape begot of sin," when Heaven’s Almighty hurled down to hell those who, by deceit and force, sought to destroy His suprema cy. these very pretenses which hate be gets of hypocrisy, in this attempt to destroy the Constitution, will become “yelling monsters' in the political hell into which the geuius of constitutional liberty will cast you, and will kennel in the womb that bred them,’’ and “howl and gnaw,” and “vex with cou seious terrors” forever. I know how fallen is human nature: I know how nations end peoples have often become the mere prey of had, ambitious rulers; I know the streams of blood with which hypocrisy, under pretense of saintly purpose, has often flooded mankind ; I know how conn tries have often been destroyed, that a few wicked men might continue in power. But can it- be that our people have become willing to violate our Constitution for our owmi dishonor nnd destruction? Will they take an oatli to get a chance to violate it, in order that they may degrade the whife race, and ultimately destroy the black race? How many will thus violate it? Ilow many will stand by it, live with it, OR DIE FOR it? That is the next count Liability on Notes for the Purchase of Slaves. DECISION OF THE SUPREME COURT OK GEORGIA. Among the recent decisions of the supreme court of Georgia, there is oue that deserves some special notice. The case was substantially as follows: In November, A. D. 1857, the plain tiff in error, John F. Tucker, purchased of Mr. H. L. Toomer, of this statr, a miiuucr oi slaves, to secure the pay ment of tli” purchase money he execu ted his bond, with personal security,, and also a mortgage of the negroes purchased and a mortgage of a valuable plantation. Tho bond became due prior to the secession of Georgia from the federal union. It was not paid at maturity. l>uring the war payment was offered in Confederate currency, but not received. The slaves remained in Tucker’s pos session until they were emancipated bv the authority of the United States, and by this act of emancipation ceased to be of value as property. Suit was commenced to foreclose the mortgage of the plantation. This was resisted upon the ground that the bond for the securing oi which the mortgage was given was executed to secure the purchase money of these slaves, and was also secured by a mortgage of the negroes themselves. That, upon tho non-payment of tho bond at maturity, tho condition of the mortgage of the negroes was broken, and these became tlie property of the seller, and being his in the eye of the luw at the time of emancipation, that the loss must fall upon him. and not upon the purchaser, if was further urged that it was an in herent and necessary part of the sale, that the negroes conveyed were slaves for life, and that whatever impeached this condition, whether the act of the government, or of any other power or person, was, in fact, a breach of the implied warrenty, rai»ed by the law on account of the peculiar character of the property and the relation of things. It was again contended that even these positions were not well founded, that the loss should be mutually borne, and should be apportioned between the setter and the purchaser. The court below decided in ftiror of the validity of the bond aud the fore closure of the mortgage. From this judgment Mr. Tucker appealed, and the case was ably argued on both sides, before the supreme cblirt. The court has sustained the opinion expressed on the circuit, and dismissed the appeal. Harris, justice, in affirming the judg ment, said : “This South Carolina mort gage, sought to be enforced on lands lying in Georgia, can only be regarded, looking to the case made by the record, as a security for the payment of the debt due by Tucker to Toomor for the purchase of a large number of slaves. “The condition of the mortgage being , broken by Tucker, the legal title was : thereupon vested in the mortgage only j for specified purposes, aud docs not, therefore, operate as payment. "The absolute ownership of the ne groes purchased by Tucker of Toomer, in November, 1857, (the possessing never having changed after the sale,) ' continued to abide in Tucker until, by the acts of tlic 1’tiilcd States govern ment, they were made free, the loss then must be borne by him. “There is not a fact stated in the re cord which would justify any court in apportioning the loss sustained by the emancipation of the slaves between the veuder and vendee.” j®*“When a woman won't she won't." You can’t fbree them to do auything. Indeed, the most of them are very much like the old man's wife, who, he said, was of so much contra buurtiou that when she took a cum pinion of her own there was no m’’h ' thing ss eonqnestfon’ng her. When will the National Debt be Paid. The official monthly statement of the public debt to the 1st of August is ns follows c Hearing coin interest, $1,678,900,961 80 Hearing currency interest, 674,904,856 00 Matured debt not presented for payment. 16,036,816 87 ’'etc bearing no interest, 369,164,864 (81 Fractional currency, 28,554.729 72 (told certificates of deposit, 19,467.960 00 Total debt, $2,086,686,896 39 Amount in Treasury (coin) $102,905,174 00 Amount in Treas. (currency) 72,474,296 38 The amount of debt, less cash in Treasury, has decreased $4,309,519 98; debt, bearing coin interest, increased $75,262,759, while that bearing currency interest has decreased $80,726,010. The matured debt not presented for pay ment lias increased $6,923,795 55. The debt bearing no interest has decreased $1,814,258 74. Amount in Treasury, in coin, since .lune 1. i.as increased $4,146. 750 39. and the amount in currency less titan that exhibited in last statement, is $919,168 60. Leaving out of the calculation the difference between gold and paper, the public debt is being reduced nt about the rate of nine millions per annum, if we have not misrpprehended the fig ures. But that is more than equalled by the interest, which will he due next month, ott the seventy-five millions in crease of tlie gold bearing debt. In stead of paying oft' nine millions, we shall run in debt twenty. When, then, is the public debt to be paid. Paying it off at the rate of nine millions per annum, we shall pay it oft’ in the year 2167. Increasing it annually by twenty millions, we shall owe six thousand millions at the same date. Never mind. ‘‘A national debt is a national blessing."—[Memphis Ledger. --- Timely Hints—Miss Leslie on Slang. ‘There is no wit,’ says the author of .the Behavior Book, ‘in a lady to speak of tnking a ‘snooze,’ instead of a nap— in calling pantaloons ‘pants,’or gentle men ‘gents,’—in saying of a man whose dress is getting old, that he looks wiiiu in hiimilii£ m «u amiipiiis; anecdote, or a diverting incident, to say that is ‘rich.’ All slang words are detestable from the lips of young ladies. We are always sorry to hear a voting lady use such a word as ‘polk ing,' when she tells of having been en gaged in a certain dance too fashiona ble not long since; but happily, now it is fast going out, and almost banish ed from the best society. To her honor be it remembered, Queen Victoria lias prohibited the polka being danced in her presence. How can a genteel girl bring herself to say, Mast night 1 was polking with Mr. Ceil,’or ‘Mr. Chopc came and asked me to polk with him.’ These coarse and ill sounding names are worthy of the dance. We have little tolerance for young ladies, who having in reality neither wit nor hum or, set up for both, and having nothing of the right stork to go upon, substi tute coarseness and impertinence (not to say impudence,) and try to excite laughter, and attract the attention of gentlemen by talking slang. Where do they get it? How do they pick it up? From low newspapers or vulgar books? Surely uot from low compan ions? We heard one of these ladies, when her collar chanced to he pinned awry, say that it was but ‘on a drunk,’ meaning crooked on head. When dis concerted, she was ‘floored.’ When submitting to a thing unwillingly, she was ‘brought to a scratch.’ Sometimes she did things ‘on a sly.’ Mr A Mississippi editor who has visited Tiiad. Stevens, thus describes the old villian’s nigger wife, says the Helena Clarion : In the city of Lancaster, in Pennsyl vania, in the goodly North, nigh unto the pure city of Philadelphia, Thaddeus Stevens has for years lived in open adultery with a mulatto woman whom he seduced from her husband, a full blooded negro, l lus mulatto manages his households, both in Lancaster and at Washington, receives or rejects his visitors at will, speaks of Mr. Stevens and herself as “we, ’ and in all things comports herself as if she enjoyed the rights of a lawful wife. I have no word of uukiudiiess or abuse for her. She is a neat, tidy housekeeper, and appears to be a* polite as well trained negroes generally are. *»*Ulrl* let us tell you the stubborn truth! So young woman ever looks so well to a sensible voting man, as when dressed in plain, neat, modest at tire, without a single ornament about her person. She looks then as if she 1 possessed worth in herself, and.needed no artiticial rigging to enhance her value. If a young woman would spend . as much time in improving her mind, her temper, training uud cherishing ! kindness, mercy, and good qualities, as 1 most of them do in extra dress charms, she would at a glance be known among I a thou.-and—her character would be read in her countenance. IStf-Thc oil of pennyroyal will keep mosquitoes out of a room, if scattered ! about, even in small quantities. The | inner bark of white ash will, if brought 1 in contact wilh a snake, stiffen him like a stick in an instant, and a Lite ol fresh tobacco placed on bis longue will kill him dead as if struck by lightning, while sheep and goats feed upon il with entire impunity. Roadies are ex terminated by scattering a handful oi fresh cucumber parings about the house No fly will light ou the window whirl has been washed with water in mhid a !i*t1» gv’ic has b'<n bci> 1 The Latest froiri the Song Writers. BY THE ‘TAT CONTKlllUTOR.” The man who ‘Drcmpt I dwelt in Marble Halts,' has opened a marble quarry there, and is doing a thriving business in grtting out grave stones. The author of ‘Carry me back to Old Virginia,’ has opened a livery stable and is carried hark in his own convey ance wherever lie wants to be. The man who sang ‘I am lonely since my mother died,’ isn’t quite so lonely now. The old man married again, and Ids step-mother makes it lively enough for him. The author of ‘Life on the Ocean Wave,' is gratifying his taste for the sea by teuding a saw-mill. He will be on the water. The one who gave ‘The Old Folks at Home,’to the world, has recently taken them to the poor house, as they were getting troublesome. The author of ‘Shells of Ocean,’ is in the clam business. The man who wanted to ‘Kiss him for his mother,’ attempted to kiss his mother for him the other day, and him gave him a walloping ‘for his mother.’ The one who wailed so plaintively, •Do they miss me at home ?’ was missed the other day, together with a neigh bor’s wife. lie is missed by a wife and seven children. The author of‘Three Blind Mice,’ has started a menagerie with them. The man who wrote ‘Five o'clock in the morning,’ found that no saloons were open at that early hour where lie could get his bitters, so he lies abed rather later now. ‘Give me a cot in the valley I love,' has got a cot in the infirmary. Mein Colt! The man who sighed, ‘Take me home to die,’ took Dr. Kerr’s System Ileno vator, and is now » ‘Fine ould Irish Giutleiuau.’ ‘Meet me by moonlight alone,’ has left oil’meat, and taken to drink. The author of 'lioll on, silver moon,' has opened a ball alley. Silver moon can't kolj. ox ids alley without paying for it. The disconsolate who sings, ‘Have you seen inv Maggie?’ has heard ol her. Another fellow informs him, through the music store, that ‘Maggie’s by my side.’ •I'd oiler thee this hand of mine,’ has been sued for breach of promise. •Oil! Susanna,' settled with her at length, and don't owe Susanna any more. The author of ‘Old Arm Chair,' is still in the furniture business. The one who pleaded ‘Uock me to Sleep, Mother, Hock mo to Sleep,’ has at length been gratified. His mother, yielding to his repeated solicitations, picked up a rock and rocked him to sleep. He hasn’t woke tip vet. The one who asked ‘Who will Care for Mother now ?' has finally eoucluded to take care of the old woman himself, as no one else seems inclined to. Wouldn't Own Up. Joe Stetson was a wild, rollicking fellow, who spent most of his time in drinking and sprecing, while his wife Holly was left at home to do all the chores. Upon a certain occasion Joe left home, to he hack, as he said, that night. Night came, but Joe did not. | The next day passed, hut about sunset .Joe came up in the worst condition imaginable—his clothes dirty and torn, one eve in deep mourning, and his face presenting more the appearance of raw meat than anything else. Poliy niet him at the door, and noticing his ap pearance, exclaimed t •Why, Joe, what in the world is the matter ?' i oiiy, sam jof, -no yon Know dim Andrews? Well him and me had a ! light.' •Who whipped, Joe,' asked Polly. ‘Polly, we had the hardest fight you j ever did sec. I h.t him, and he hit me. and. then we clinched. Polly, ain't supper most ready ? I ain’t had any thing since yesterday morning.’ ‘But tell me who whipped,’ continued Polly. ‘Polly,’ replied Joe, ‘I tell you you i never did see such a fight as me and j him had. When he clinched me I i .ierked loose from him, and then gin him three or four of the most sufficient est kicks you ever heard of. Polly, j ain't supper ready. I’m nearly starved.' ‘Joe, do tell me who whipped,’ con tinued Polly. ‘Polly,’ replied Joe, you don’t know , nothin ’bout fightin. I tell you wt fought like tigers; we rolled and tum bled—first him on top, then roe on top —then the boys would pat me on the shoulder, and holler, Oh, my I Stetson We gouged and bit, and tore up the grouud In Seth Runnel’s grocery yard worser nor two wild bulls. Polly ain’t supper most ready, I'm monstroui hungry.’ •Joe Stetson!’ exclaimed Polly, In j tone bristling with anger, ‘will you tel me who a hipped ?’ ‘Polly,’ said Joe. drawing a loug sigh 'I hollered!' tuff "An extravagant fellow who hai 1 borrowed money of a Jew, kept prom ising and posponiug payment till th. Jew lost patience. ‘Vonee for all, vei vill you pay me ?’ said the enraged Is realite. ‘Ou the day of iudgmeut.’saii the other. ‘Von't do! dat vill too bus a day,’ said the Hebrew. ‘Then let i be (be Jay sft»r,’ replied th> other. SALMAGUNDI. •ardlappiness is promised not to the learned, but to the good. “Voices of the Night."—Mosquitos, frogs and watchmen. ®sF*“Ee resolutions is passed, crim eon," was the decision of a negro chair man at Richmond. •St'Eve, according to Milton, kept silence in Eden to hear her hushahd talk. There have been no Eves since. #®*Forget injuries and remember benefits; if yon grant a favor, forget it; if you receive one, remember it. f&“*Didn't you suppose, 51'r, that I kept a Bible?’ “No, I didn't think that you kept God’s word, as I know you never kept your own." S£y~The old Spanish proverb is hav ing its fulfillment in our day, “that by the clergyman's skirts the devil climbs into the belfl-y.” A wholesale house in a down I east city advertises: “Wanted, women ! to sell on commission." We would suggest as an addenda : “None but the best looking need apply.” KS“"Sccdy Annals” says: “If the adage is true that ‘none but the brave deserve the fake,’ what a courageous set of fellows some of these Western railroad conductors must be." Recipe for Making Love.—Take two parts sugar, three of soft soap, a little sage, plenty of summer savory, and add a little wine; mix well to gether, and leave the whole to “sett” for two or three nights. It is best taken while hot. ®sg~At a Methodist meeting, the singer who led the psalm tunes, finding that his concluding word, which was Jacob, had not syllables enough to fill up the music adequately, ended thus: ■Ja-a-a—Ja-a-a—tol de riddle—cob!’ asgTlt >8 stated by some wiseacre that tho heart of a man weighs about uiuo ounces, that of a woman about eight.— As the age increases, a Rian’s heart : grows heavier, and the woman's light I nr_snnin triple Into llipip'e el eivlppn Ssg^'Doctor,' said a despairing patient to liis physician, ‘I am in a dreadful situation ; I can neither i.ay nor set— what shall I do?’ ‘Why, then,' replied the doctor, ‘I think you had better KOOST.’ Tobacco.—Tobacco in excess fouls the breath, disorders the teeth, soils the complexion, deranges the nerves, reduces vitality, and impairs the sensi bility to beauty and to pleasure ; also intemperance promotes idleness and degrades the man. Ki)-This is the age of monuments. The Sandwich Islanders are about to erect one in honor of Captain Cook, as a slight atonement for the conduct of ; their forefathers in eating him, i y-je—-Have your cabbages tender I hearts?" asked a woman of a cabbage* ! monger. “They can’t have anything | else, ma'am," was the reply, “for they ! have been with me crying about the | streets all the morning." Hit Him Again.—They killedcra?sus> the rich old Roman, by pouring his I own molten gold down his throat.— | Prentice says that Gen. Rutler’s silver | spoons should be melted and poured | down his. fiSyWhat do you call this ?’ said Mr. Jones Smith, gently tapping his break fast with his fork. ‘Calk it?’ snarled the landlady, ‘What do yob call it?’ •Well, really,’said Smith,‘I don’t know. There is hardly enough hair in it for mortar, hut there is entirely too much ! if it is intended for hash!’ generally be known, not so much by what she tella you, as by what she does not tell you ; for ahe is the last to take pleasure in mere gossip, or to make vulgar allusion to the appearance, dress, or personal habits of her friends and neighbors. f^jf-Thai was a very pretty conceit of a romantic husband and father whose name was Rose, who named his daugh ter “Wild,” so that she grew up under the appellation of “Wild Rose.” But the fora a nee of the name was sadly spoiled in a few years, when she mar ried a man by the name of “Bull." J9*It seems that the Eud-of-the World Dr. Cummiugs. made a trilling error in his calculations concerning the total destruction to take place in 1867. In revising his work he found \ that he had overlooked figures which add something like a million of years to the race which this mundane sphere has to run. We feel relieved! tOrOid X. was an inveterate “dead head.” He had no possible claim what ever upon the managers, but he always got into the theatre without paying. One night he appeared at the door, as usual. “Here, I can't pass you.” said ! the doorkeeper in a surly way. “You ■ needujf pass me,” said the irrepressible |deadhead; “just stand where you are, and I’ll pass you.” And he did. jaff-A Mr. Jones has recently revived the phonetic system in England. It is I only prejudice of the eye. says Mr. Jones, that keeps us from saying; ‘Dio 11 gave Jae a kic, when Jac gave Die a . noc on the bac with a thic slic.’ guT A gentlemen called to see a ten 1 ernent that was to be let. It was shown • him by a pretty, chatty woman, whose * manners charmed her visitor. ‘Are you to be let, too?’ inquired he. with a ' languishing look. ‘Yes.’ said she, I am : Vtd to be let