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Lm'.'iUlzJBJTMfggig a Nature's IP. ' Sat; Tj f'lW- m rimt Men and women make mistakes, but Nature nev?r does. Her laws are as fixed as the stars. Her danger signals arc always right. Nature's way is for women to menstruate every 28 days. If there is any impediment if the flow is scanty her signs of danger take the shape of dizziness, rush of blood to the" head, fainting spells, cpld feet and hands, pains under the shoulder blades and in the sides. There is much pain and suf fering ahead for the woman who neglects Nature's cries of warning. Postponing things b almost suicidal. Wine of Cardui is the assistance that Nature requires in her work of cleansing the system, it is a medicine from the fields and the woods a veg etable compound of roots and herbs, that acts altogether upon the organs of womanhood alone. It is good for all "female troubles". Its action is quick, and its benefits are permanent Druggists Sell Large Bottles for $1.00. i I I hi Mi i Mil i I i -gmAM I Recalled to Life, He is at Dr. Cafiyn's office. There sue only three persons before hiuij-nn elder ly lady, with a small boy, who wriggles uneasily in his chair, and a young girl, who sits alone alouc at the table, turn ing over n volume- of John Leech's draw ings. Burton seats himself by one of the leavily curtained windows and falls into a reverie. i After awhile the opening of a door in the hull, a faint murmur and a light footfall warn the last victim that his hour has come. He rises and follows the servant. "Quite so," lemaiks Dr. Caffyn, a thin, weasel faced man, after examining his patient. "Quite so! You are er er" vainly hunting for his card. "Burton is my name bamster and journalist" "Quite so!" icpeats the physician, with the air of one arriving w ith some difficul ty at the truth. 'Hard worked in your profession, Mr.-r Burton?" "Xo; not very much. I have not been able for much lately, owing to that faiut ness I told you of. Would 1 not be the beter for a change of air to brace me up a little, Dr. Caffyn?" "The fact is," sajs the physician, lean ing back in his chair and fingering his eyeglass "the fact is, my dear sir, I can give yon only a poor report of your health. Nothing that I or any one tlst can give you will do you much good." "Plainly speaking, Dr. Caffyn," he says, rousing himself at last, "how long have I to live?"- "Not more than a few mouth1!, I fear," returns the other feelingly. "Five or six at most. But you may find some tempo rary relief from this," handing the pre scription and risings "Come and see me, Jlr. Burton, when you like. Avoid worry, excitement, late hours and er good morning." He passes through the still hall into the blazing sunlight once more the life giving sunshine which will never again minister health and strength to him. A letter awaits him at-his chambers. Mechanically he opens it. What does it matter? What does anything matter now? - It is from Kite & Prabble, the pub lishers, to the effect that the first edi tion of Mr. Burton's novel, "Thothmes," having been exhausted in three weeks, they purposed going to press with a second edition in view of the unprece dented demand. Meanwhile they in closed a check for $2,500, in terms of contract and remained his obediently "Too late!" he exclaims bitterly. "Too late!" "So you really like the book?" "Xes, very much," she replies. "I have never read anything which touched me so deeply." They were walking in a Devonshire lane, the niece of the rector of Dalling ton and Burton. The people at the rectory were old friends of his family, and it v'as there that he had met Emilie Conyers. The book they had just been discussing was "Thothmes," his own anonymous novel, but he had not told her he was the author. Xot worth while now, he thought to himself. "Tell me something you like in 'Thoth mes,' Miss Conyers, I I read it lately." "Oh, well, there is that fine passage about recognition no, recollection, rath- A WomJerfel Medicine. Bsnn ? e? For Bilious and Nrrvnnc DicnrM, ....-t. -- Wind and Pain in the Stomach, Sick Headache, Giddiness, Fulness and Scl!irg after meals. Dizziness and Drosiness, Cold Chills, Flush- I Szs 1 ?"' Loss of APP'c. Shortness of ""o-"" xness, oiotcncs on tne Skin, Dis- i turned Sleep.Frightful Dreams.and all Nervous andTremblin?Sensaiions.er- ThrnHm-nte i ... Mt.swiuui a uisuiucixu or Buuscu conamon of the stomach and liver. Bcccham's Pills tviil qnlcM? restore Females tocomDleteheaith. Thprv'nii!tff.nifn..n. all .n'.a T.n J!J I 1 . . .. 1 obstruction or irreeubntytf ihct,jstem. Fora I Weak Stomach, Itnpoi-cd Direction. Sick iicauacne, uisoructea u er, etc.. they act like ma?ic ten. i4ntf will uArtn. , ders upon the Vital Ortans; Sirenuthcningthe .lusmior oysiem, restoring me long lost CJom rIexion.rjrin?Infhrfc th knHonf An-.:.- spd arousing with the Rosebud of ' "IrJr": '"B wno'o pnyslcsl energy ( ' the human frame. For throwing , nowncd. These are "facts" admitted by mm ,- iiiuv zaras xnrrTiiiiif aan ...wUu, iu u classes ci society, ana one ' ' or the best guarantees to the Nervous and ucuiiiuico is mat tseecnara's fills bave the i Larrest Sale nt nv Patent Mi4 ;; t k World. This has been achieved ' Without the publication of testimonials. Beecham a Pills have for many years been c ,PW' " family medicine wherever the fcng..sh.angue.sspoken,andtheynowtand i 10 cents and 25 cents, at all drug stores. a Way. Rocky Comfort, Ark., Oct. 2i. I have been troubled with de layed and insufficient menses, with rush of blood to my head, causing falling sickness and great pain afterward. Wine of Cardui cured me. Mrs.W. H. GOLDEN. tftEtREEVf 2 I j0kW9& LADIES' ADVISORY DEPARTMENT. For advice In cases requiring spe- I cla) directions, address, givinKSjmp- i trims, Ladirt' Airtsoni Department, i The Chattanooga ile ledlclneCo. Chattanooga, Tenn. Hfcl;;lll cr. I liked that about remembering what is happening now as having oc curred at some far back date of one's life. By the bye" this with a vivid blush "that teminds me! Do you know, Mr. Burton, I am quite sure that I have seen you somewhere before we met hejre? I can't remember where, though I have tried somewhere, not long ago." "I am sure I can't say," he says quiet ly, looking down into her frank brown eyes. "I don't think we have met be fore, and jet ah, well! Perhaps it is only the same curious feeling you were just speaking of, and to which I allude I I mean the author of 'Thothmes' al ludes in your favorite passage. Do you know that the physiologists tell us now that all that sort of thing arises from a mere twisting of our nerve boors?" Of course, before their stroll fiad ended he had confessed to the authorship of th novel for an author is an author, though he mjy have only a few month-, to lite. And he -also told her gently of his approaching fate. She was only a young girl, but she had a woman's heart, and as he told his sad story and how fame was comiug to him, all too late, her eyes were wet with sym pathetic tears. "One wotd with you, Burton, before you go out," quoth the rector of Dalling ton a few days later. "You remember telling me about that London physician you consulted and who gave you such a bad account of your health. What was his name?" "Caffyn Dr. Caffyn. Cavendish squate." "Ah! I thought so. Did you hap'pen to know him at all before you consulted him?" "Xo; not at all. I went to him by a friend's recommendation. "My dear fellow," said the rector, ef fusively, putting his hands on the other's shoulders, "I have something to tell you. Take it easily, now don't get flurried." Hero he whispered something. "You don't say so?" "Yes, it is a positive fact. Why, my niece here was nearly frightened out of her wits by the same man not many weeks ago.. He told her she had only a month or two to live. I fancy Dr. Caffyn lfas a mania for passing death sentences on people. In fact, they say is dying of some incurable malady hiui lelf, and this colors his diagnosis." It is the 'same Devonshire lane in which they are walking a trifle closer together than before. "You gave me a new lease of life, darling." he whispers. "Why, it was Sir-Percival who did that," she answers, roguishly; or was it Kite & Prabble?" "You arch tease! Xo, Milly; if it had not been for jou I would by this, time ha e died from the fear of death." "Don't bo foolish! By the nay, when are jou to begin the new novel your pub lishers ate writing for?" "Oh, soo-j. Whenever a certain cere mony is over," he replies, laughing. "Have 3011 got a hero for it?" "Xo hero in it! Only a heroine " "What is'her name?" "Milly! And the title of the book. 'Re called to Life.' " London Xews. I'aid n Sbilltiisr to Kiss the Queru. The death is announced in Essex of an old woman whose sole title to fame is that she once kissed the queen for a shilling. Instead of receiving the shill ing, she paid it. It happened a long time ago. A school of girla met tire baby, Victoria, cut with her nurse and offered a shilling each for permission to kiss her. The nurse made about 10 by the transaction. The Dnke of Kent (her majesty's father) reprimanded her and said that in future the must never take less than a guinea per kiss. In honor of -the event the schoolgirls form ed themselves into the Society of the Queen's Kiss and tent in fulsome ad dresses from time to time. The old woman in Essex was tli last snrvivor Chicago Tribune. Nnmeral Nniiien. In view of the abundance of material from which to select and the illimitable field of invention, there seems to be no pood teason for descending to the numer als to designate towns and villages in this count it, yet there are at lent V.i postollices in the United States that pos sess no other ollicial name than that of it common numeral. Ileie they are: Seven, Tennessee; Fourteen. West Vir ginia; Fifteen, Ohio; Sixteen, Montana; Setentecn, Ohio; Thirty-nine, Alabama; Foity-eight, Tennessee; Seventy-six, Ken tucky; Seventy-six, Missouri; Seven ty siv, Pennsylvania; Eighty-four, Pen;isj'l vania; Eighty-eight, Kentucky, and Ninety-six, South Carolina. This does not include Quarter, Tennes see; Duo, Tennessee; Duo, West Virginia, or Xinctimes. South Carolina. Youth's Companion. Y in How Tiburcio Palma Stole the Belle of Tecate. WEIRD STORY Or OLD MEXICO. Mounted on n Stolen IIort.e, the Dold eitt of the IJnmlitN Abdnctcd the DnitRhtcr of Don Emilio Wild nnd Fruitlentf Chnite. Tiburcio Pafma, a notorious but gal Iant Mexican luiidit, recently abducted Tonia Ca-ti-nada, tLe beautiful daughter of Don Emilio Casteuada and belle of all the count! suit- iu and aiound Tecate. Tiburcio. nith a pike on hK head, rode into Tecati up een into the dooryard of the C.it(-natl.i muchn, and stole away this beaut lur wh-mi all the men of the border have been sighing in vain. Up in to his saddle he whisked her, and away they flew on a single pony so swift and sure that no trace of them has been found to this day. It was a stolen pony at that. Don Emilio was absent with his boys, sajs tne San Francisco Chronicle, round ing up a drove of steers, and nobody but aged Donna Maxima and a young cousin named Cruz was there to guard the flower of the raucho. Donna Maxima was asleep on the piazza. Cruz and Tonia were roaming idly iu the garden like two fairies, stealing forth, when nobody was about, to see the flowers bloom. Up rode a lone horseman. "Who is that man, Tonia?" asked Cruz, w ithdrawing to the shelter of the piazza. Tonia did not move. Perhaps she rec-" ognized the tall, lithe figure under its be spangled sombrero pet haps she was merely cutioti--. When he bad thrown himself ftom his pony and stiode into the garden and up to the beautilul Tonia. Cruz gave' an ex clamation of amazement and terror. "Go away, stealer of horses and killer of men," she cried she had heard of a fight between Tiburcio nnd Thomas Yal verde over at Jacumba a few weets be fore, in which poor Vnlverd? had been foolish.euough to let Tiburcio get the first shot); "go away, for your life! "Don Em ilio, my uncle, w ith 20 men, is upon your track even now for stealing yon pinto gelding. Tonia, Tonia, come into the house and let the bad man go!" Thus cried Cruz, but Tonia only staid and smiled back iuto the smiling face so close to her own; nor did she think to re- TIBURCIO PALMA ABDUCTING THE BKLLE OF TLCATfi. buke the arm which encircled her waist. Perhaps, alas, the poor, girl could not move, so tightly did the brawny arm press her frail form in restraint. As for Tiburcio, he certainly did not waver for a moment at Cruz's words, and he glanced with visible apprehension at the pinto gelding pawing the earth just outside the garden gate. There was sense in the girl's warning. He gave a quick glance at her and then at the old woman blissfully slumbering ten steps away. From these two powerless pro tectors his gaze teturned to the passive form in his amis; thence it swept to the pinto gelding champing its bit under the palm tree by the gate. Caramba, would it be poscible? Why not? They were on his trail. Very well, ho would give them some thing to chase him for. Ciuz swooned away in the old donna's lap at what hap pened iu the next few seconds. She saw the terribly Palma gather the light form from t!ie ground, fly with it across the garden and through the gate and lift it to the horse's Cei-k'as he himself sprang into the satMle. And tile- last of-the aw- ful picture to stamp itselfupon her mind, was Tibuteio's evil face smiling back over his shoulder and l.tiighing and curs ing defiance to the whole (J.isfepia fam ily, Don Emilio, the boys and all, while lue pinto gelding, with the piecious Tonia across its necl., tore out upon the toad nnd started furiously for the mountains. Cruz's shriek as she fell roused old Donna Maxima. She was just in time to see the pinto gelding and its load dis appear up the lane. If she was slow to awake, she was quick to grasp a situa tion when it fell upon her. The fate of Tonia she took in ai a gasp. Calling loudly to the servants inside tho house. she rose like a giantess to the lescue. Cruz was turned over to a maid, and the task of reaching Don Emilio with a message was intrusted to a second. The old don was two miles away, but the girl got a pony out of the bain, took a turn of the halter around ils nose, sprang upon its bare back and galloped away as only a ranch gill can when saddles and bridles are scatc-e. Apparently everything was done that could be done, yet he got away. The last tc-pottcd glimpse of him was old Donna Maxima's view of the pinto geld ing and its two rideis as they disappear td up the lane by the Casteuada garden. Well I-lvcd. A woman living in Kansas City sued a man for bi-pach of promise and secured a judgment: then sh" sued a tailroad com pany for an alleged injury and was suc cessful and then sued the city for an in jury she sustained on a bad sidewalk and was successful again. She now haB en-ui;h to keep be.-. Atchisou Globe. A Hint. He And how many teeth have you leftt . Beggar Only one. and that has nothing to do for daya nt ii time. Meg gendorfer Bhittci. HAVE YOU EVER USED A POROUS PLASTER? Perhaps you have and it hasn't bene fited you or jjerhaps it has spread on 3rourskm and stuck to your underclothing and made itself generally nasty. lcec never do this, but imitations generally do. Insist upon having AHcock's and you will get the best and original and the one on the reputation of which, others trade. Don't be, fooled. satisfaction and give tations do. AN UNBURIED SKULL. Tne "Weird Story of tlie Cliost ol Iloynton Affnes Hall. Boyntou Agnes Hall, the country seat of Sir Henry Somerville Boynton, who has so recently died, has one of the most extraordinary ghost stories at tached to it The house, which was de signed by Inigo Jones, is a large and picturesque red brick building, partly in th'e Tudor and partly in the Eliza bethan and Jacobean styles. The in isrior, which was decorated by Rnbens, (ontains some magnificent apartments, including a grand hull, with a finely carved screen, behind which is a splen did staircase. Over the mantelpiece in the hall there was a enrions representa tion of the "Empire ot Death." In the time of Elizabeth the hall and estates became vested in three sisters, coheir esses, who determined to have erected for themselves and their descendants the present mansion, instead of the old er building. The yonngest of the three sisters, who had taken a special interest in the erection of the new house, was brutally maltreated by some ruffians when pay ing a visit to Harpham Hall, the resi dence of L-idy St. Qucntin, and died very sholtly after. Before her death she made her sisters promise that her head should be removed from her body and preserved within the hall, to -remain there forever. She also left a weird ine.-s.igo to fnture owners of the house that if they disobeyed these in junctions- -she-would uninhabitable. Her listers, who had only made the promise to pacify her, had the body in terred in the church without decapita tion. A very short time sfterwaid such terrible disturbances took place in Boynton Agnes Hall that the servants refused to remain in it, and it became, in truth, impossible to live-there. The two sisters then consulted with the vicar of the parish and had the coffin brought np from the vanlt. and, on opening it, found the head severed from the body and -rapidly assuming the ap pearance of a fleshlesa sknll. The skull .was duly brought to the house and placed on a table in the ball, where, with the exception of very short periods, it has remained ever since. On one occasion a maidservant se cretly threw it from a window on to a wagon, which remained immovable un til, terror stricken with what she hail done, the girl confessed, and the skull was restoied to its place. At another time the Bojnton of the day, ignoring or disbelieving his ancestress' power1 caused the skull to be buried in the garden. The result was that dreadful wailings and numerous unexplained crashings were heard about tho hall. and the skull had to be again rein stated. London Mail. "SVlint IVnked Them. Bill Jackson, the hero of Willimautic, has a new story of El Caney. It is about the Twelfth regulars, of which stT.Himnnnnnm.iiniHHmmH.nnnnii There is a I Class of People Whom 6 injured by the ue of cof- 3 EjE fee. Recently tnere has been placed 3 E in all tho grocery store3 a new pre- 3 paration called GRAIN-O, made of 3 pure grains, that takes the place of 3 coffee. 3 The most dcljcate stomach re- 3 ceives it without distress, nnd but 3 few can tell it from coffee 3 It does not cost over a3 much." 3 Children may drink it with great ben- 3 et. 15 cents and 25 cents per pack- 3 ago. Try it. Ask f or GRATN-O. 3 I Try Qrain0 ! EE InslstthatyoarKrocergivesyouGEAIN-O 3 E Accept no imitation. g immniuuumiminmiiiiimiiiiiiiiS Columbus Via 0., A. Sunday, Train leaves Akron Union Denot 8:80 a.m.. l?o- t-urning leaves Columbus 7 p. AHcock's always none 01 tne urn- . Bill was one. The story dates from the night attack. Captain Clarke, who was a fine soldier and who seemed never to sleep, hurried back from the trenches to where the men of the company slept nnd cried: "To arms! Get np! They are coming at us!" One or two men sprang to their feet, and a few sat np and drowsily rnbhed their eyes. The rest slept peacefully on, dreaming of home, perhaps. They were dead tired. Then Captain Clarke began to swear. We will hope that in the excitement of the occasion the Angel Gabriel failed to set it down against the captain. Clarke began to swear and to go from man " to irian, kicking each one in turn. "We are attacked 1 Rally at tho trenches!" he shouted. But still the weaiy, fagged out men were elow. They .roused, but seemed unable to shake off the meshes of slum ber which clogged their brains. "For goodness sake, boys, wake np!" cried the captain, and then, with a snd den inspiration, he shouted, "Company F, play bail!" That settled it. The men were wide awake in an instant, and, led by their captain, every man dashed for the trenches to the lelief of the detail al ready there, and the enemy was thrust back as history "will tell ns. Willi mantic Journal. Colonel Sun Mnrtln's Uiilinpriy End. The. Literary Digest prints the fol lowing, concerning Colonel San Mar tin's unhappy ending to what prom- i-enl- -lho-placoLjsl-ti-lu--('loi-io military-career Colonel San Martin of the Spanish army has indeed come to an unhappy end. When General Miles arrived at Ponce, Porto Rico, San Martin com manded a force of 1,000 men in the town, bnt was so surprised that he made no attempt at resistance and fell back thiongh the island to San Juan. When he reached the Porto Rican capi tal, he was conrt martialed. by order of Captain General Macias, and condemn ed to be shot. The unfortunate colonel begged that he might die in Spain. This reqnest, in view of the fact that he had won six medals by bravery in battle, was granted. Meanwhile Gen eral Brooke and other Americans who had been engaged in the campaign peti tioned for clemency, showing the Spanish anthorities that Colonel San Martin could not possibly hava done otherwise than retire. Despite the fact that he did the best he could undA- the circumstances, the Spanish war depart ment had sentenced him for life to a penal settlement. IXenrtlpfs. Props You've got to cut out that great scene w.hen yon light your ciga rette with a 1,000 note. David Garrick Keen Macready And why? Prop3 Because tho tobacconist re fuses to supply another smoke until yon have settled his bill of 4 shillings 6 pence. Tit-Bitb. A Cure for Constipation. I have been trouWed with constipation for years. It us ruining my health, my com fort nnd inycoinplexlon.iinil I nmKliultoMiv that Celery King his restored nil tiiree, anil this after tryinjr miiny otiier niedli-ines that were supposed to lieROod, lint willed weroot noaltiew!ialeer. I would like to tell everv suuering woman w hit Celery Kinir lias done for me. Nellie Gould, .Meillim, Ohio. Celery Kins forth Nerves, Mtninai-li, Live, and KidnevsisFoidliiSK... uudCOe. put ktu; uy amxsMs and dc-iers. RN & 0. "R. 1?. June nth. m. and 12 :35 midnight. P0HT0 EICO'S SERINE STORY OF THE CHURCH OF OUR LADY OF MONTSERRATE. Jinny Pllrrlini Snld to. Have Been Mlrnoalonsly Cnred of Doillly In firmltids at the I.nnrdes of the An-tllleib-A Historic Spot. Special Correspondence. Mayagcez, Porto Rico, June 1. This progressive city of 30,000 inhabi tants, the third in importance and population in onr new insular posses sion in the Antilles, seems to be grow ing and pro-pering under the beneficent rnle of the United States, and the peo ple eem to be thoroughly satisfied with the existing conditions. It is decidedly a modern city, with clean streets, good drainage, pure and abundant water, street railways, newspapers, schools and savings banks. There is a large export trade in sugar, molasses, coffee, hides and frniK In striking contrast with this bus tling, np to date city is tho tiny tile roofed hamlet of Hormigueros, about four miles southeast of ilayagnez. It is a spot of both historic and devotional interest. The village, which is made np of a few straggling, ancient and weather stained houses, is situated on a rough, rocky, barren mountain side of blackened volcanic formation. Oddly enough, it was here two de cisive events occurred which" had a most important bearing on the future of Porto Rico. It was the scene of the last of tho deadly struggles between the armed hosts of the Castilian kings and the snllen, retreating and defeated aborigines, which completed Spanish domination of the island. Almost upon the same spot in the end of this nine teenth century the Spanish army made its last defiant, though ineffective, stand in the western hemisphere. Overlooking the straggling villago of Hormigueros and at the end of tho roadway leading through it stands Montrerrate, a lofty mass of rock, np which ascends a stairway of a hundred steps hewn from the solid rock. These steps lead to a small plateau formed by cutting away the apex of a mountain peak. This level place is surrounded by a low stone wall, within which in closnre stands the venerated Santuario do Nuestra Senora de Alontserrate the Church of Our Lady of Mcntaerrate. It is the Lourdes of the Antilles, and to its shrine have flocked the-faithful for 300 years, seeking healing for their bodily infirmities. The story of its founding is told in the old records: "Shortly after settlement of Porto Rico by the Spaniards a husbandman was clearing the forest growth from his crown grant in the wild Hormi gueros mountains and breaking tho soil with a rude wooden plow drawn by a bull, when, the intense rays of a mid day sun having made toil painful to both man and beast, he released the bull from the plow, in order that the animal might seek food and water. As soon as he obtained his freedom the hull -turned npon his master and at tempted to gore him to death. Vainly did the man endeavor to avoid the at tacks of the infuriated animal. Finding TW THE CllDKCH OF OUK LADY OF 5IONTSERRATE. escape impossible, he called upon the Virgin Mary-to preserve him and prom ised to devote his life and fortunes to the cause of Christ if his life were spared. Instantly the maddened bull fell to the earth with his legs broken, and there appeared in a resplendent cloud of dazzling whiteness the Holy Virgin, with the Christ Child npon her knee. She gave to the frightened fanner n message to build upon that spot a sacred shrine, at which all mankind might worship, and where the faithful would be healed of physical ills." The devout and believing tiller of the soil was true to the obligation he had entered upon and straightway com menced to fulfill his promise. With the assistance of his-neighbors, he cut away the crest of the mountain and erected of massive masonry the sanctuary of Montserrate. The chnrcb greV rapidly in power and influence, and its wealth increased enonuonsly from year to year. Miracles are said to have been wrought within its walls, and the story nf them spread throughout Porto Rico, and even to the neighboring islands. Here, it is declared, -the blind have been made to see, the deaf to hear, the dumb to speak and the maimed to walk. The number and gratitude of the pil grims is attested by gifts of gold, superb vestments, canopies of almost priceless valne, rare paintings and splendid al tars. The massive iron chests in the anteroom are filled with vast treasures, ihe value of which is known only to tne worthy paare in ciiarge. This is Father Antonio Gonzalez, who has been stationed here 34 years. He takes great delight in exhibiting the rare treasures of his church nnd in reciting the tales of the miraculous cures that have been wrought at its shrine. He is in thor ough sympathy with American rule in Porto Rico and is a firm friend and admirer of Colonel Burke, who has dili gently gnarded tile church from plnn derers since he has been in command of the deparment of JIayagnez. Pi:tFJt Richards. EilNlly Pleaneil. Hushand Now that you've got that new gown, I hope you're satisfied. Wife Well, yon see, it isn't a wnlk ing costume, which was what I wanted. But it will he all right as soon hs you get mo the carriage to go with it. La A. Caricature. Didn't Signify. "Look nt this man," said tho attor ney, pointing to tho prisoner. "Does he look like one who wonld commit a crime?" "No," replied tho witness. "But nei ther do yon." Philadelphia North American. j PLAYING AT PARLIAMENT. A XeYi Cinmf Which Flourishes lo the Schools of .Taufin. An ingenious schoolteacher iu Japan recently conceived the idea cf having his pupils hold sessions similar to those of the Japanese parliament, and so suc cessful has this noble idea proved that it is now being generally adopted through the schools of the conntry. It has also attracted the attention of many Europeans and certain leading journals in Germany and France claim (hat schoolteachers in every conntry might well follow the example of the Japanese professor. In his school the principal plays tho part of the prime minister, and threo teachers represent respectively the min isters of public instrnction, of war and of the navy. Three of the senior scholars take the part of privy councilors, and the oldest professor acts as president of the parliament, the place of vice presi dent being taken by the professor of history. Other professors and pupils act the pirts of speaker, secretary of state and the other official personages attached to the parliament. At the opening session, which was held in the large schoolroom of the high school at Sendai, a city in tho north of Japan, an embryo member of parlia ment presented for discussion a bill for tLe abolition of all examinations. The principal champion of the bill was a young student named Kato. He spoke for two hours in its favor, paying not the slightest attention to the many in terruptions which were made by the deputies on the crowded benches. The newspapers nest day gave a long ac count of his speech and predicted for him a brilliant parliamentary career if he decided to enter public life. The speakers who followed him were not so fortunate. One of them indeed was so embarrassed by the interruptions from the benches that he lost his head completely and was fain to turn aside and swallow a enp of tea, nfter which he hastily left the platform. A curions feature of the session was tho gayety of all those who took part in it. Stu dents, as well as professors, did not hes itate to lay stress on the weak points of the grave dignitaries whom they rep resented, and many a hearty langh was aroused by -the skillful manner in which they portrayed the leading legislators of their country. This first session last ed for seven hours, and it might not have ended then if the prime minister had not remarked that it was time for dinner. Evidently there will be no lack of candidates for parliamentary honors in Japan, at least during the present gen eration. New York Herald. TO CURE BY DREAMS. A Doctor's ISeIce For Making the I'ntlentM See I'IcUMaiit VlMionM. An English physician claims to have discovered a new and efficacious core for persons afflicted with nervous or mental maladies. If such persons, he says, can only procure pleasant dreams, they will soon regain their health, and his aim is thtrefore to furnish them with delightful dreams. For this purpose he uses a soft leath er cap, which covers the patient's head and ears and leaves only the face un covered. Beside the ears are placed two metal plates, which are joined by a rubber tube to a phonograph. The pa tient rests on a divan in a dark room, and in front of him is a sort of magic lantern, from which are projected at brief intervals various enjoyable pic tures. In this way, it is claimed, the eyes of the sick person are delighted, while at the same time his ears are soothed by the vibrations of the phono graph. As a result weariness comes npon him and is soon followed by slnmber, and it is while he is dozing in this manner that happy dreams are evoked, thanks to the phonograph and thestereopticon. After this light slumber comes a deep sleep, which, we are assured, is always most beneficial. Several tests of this kind have been made with success, and it is said that not only are tired nerves refreshed by this method, but that the patient's body ako rapidly Increases in weight That pleasant sounds and sights are soothing to the serves we have all known for a long time, bnt that pleas ant dreams have a tendency to make persons fat will certainly be news to the general public. Philadelphia Times. A Willi Gucsn. "The pillows in this boarding house are the hardest I ever strnck," com plained the new boarder at the break fast table. "I wonder what they are made oft" "Perhaps," said the star boarder, "of feathers from a tailor's goose. " Detroit Free Press. "Oh, ilarry. listen to this 'In Si beria they chain convicts to their wheel barrows!' " "Well, Harriet, yon know very well you'd chain me to the lawn mower if yon weren't afraid the neighbors would blow about it." Chicaeo Eecord. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Cleanrc And beatifies bftic Promote fi lnxariant RTowth. 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Qlre rromntr1lr ti r-unnta. tailing memory and the w& nnd drain of Vital power. Incurred b inUi-ccetions or exceraes of early yet r Inmate Ylirar Ami Twitnf-tnvrvfi) Hon. BraceuptheBystem. Give yA. im to k Iieksndhi4tre to the eyes oftritouneor. . nc50o box renews Tltal energy.!? .UJc boxe t ft. to a. complete guarantectlcireTTOrT or money " funded. Cau be carried In vest poc krt Sold aTorywtore or mailed in plain wrapper en iwr'pt ol prlro bY TflK PERFi:Tt CO., 4f BMc. fHwr For sale la Akron by E. Stolnbachcr & Co., E. Market st., and Lamparter & Co., 1S3 Howard st iHlllPSS &OVii2 m.w w -a j ra ffltf The Easy Food Easy to Buv. Easy to Cook, Easy to Eat, Easy to Digest. uaker Oats At all grocer? in 2-lb. pkirs. Stockholders' Meeting. NOTICB A meeting of tho stockholders of the Akron Traction fc Electric company Is hereby culled for Wednesday, July 5. 1K., nt 1:S0 o'clock p.m. nt the olnce of the com pany on Howard street, Akron, Ohio. The objects of the meeting are to take Into con sideration the ndoptlon or rejection of the agreement of consolidation heretofore en tered Into hy and between the Akron Trac tion J: Electric company nnd tho Akron, ltedford A Cleveland Kailrotul c-ompanv un der dnto of JIny 2fi, 18, to appoint n time nnd place for the election of the directors nnd other officers of the Consolidated com- Eany, and such other business ns may come efore the meeting. CHARLES F.MOORE, Secretary. Akron, O.. May 28, 1S99. May 29-)t A Resolution Of the council of the city of Akron, Ohio, to construct a main trunk sewer in Sewer Districts Nos. eight (S) and nine (9). Be it resolved by the Council of the City of Akron, Ohio, (two-thirds of nil the mem bers elected thereto concurring) that It is necessary nnd tbeCounc-H hereby declares its Intention to construct ninnin trunk sewer in sewer district Nos. eight (8) and nine (9) in the city ot Akron, Ohio, and which snld main trunk sewer Is provided for in a plan of sewerage and dralnnge duly adopted by the council of said city In sewer districts Nos. eight (8) nnd nine ()t ns follows, to wit: A main trunk sewer beginning at the south line of Wooster avenue; thence southerly along AVolf street to the center of the boulevard; thence southerly on boule Minl to south street, with u branch running northerly uiong Iloulevnrd to center of Thornton street; thence easterly along Thornton st., to Coliitrn street. That snld sewer shall lie constructed in accordance with the plans and profiles re lating to the same on tile In the ofllceofthe city civil engineer. The council llnd and hereby declare that only the property lo cated in sewer districts Nos. Eight (8) and Nino (9)willbelenentted by the construc tion of said main sewer; that so much of the cost and expense of said main sewer as will exceed the cost of constructing ordin ory sewers nnd drains for the accommoda tion of abutting property shall be assessed upon all the taxable, real iiinl personal property jn said sewer districts Nos. Eight (8) and (!) In the manner prescribed by law. and that the ostlninti.il Cost of local sewer age where said main sewer sliull provldii local sew ernge for lots and lands through which the same shall pass', shall he assessed upon suc-h lots and lauds as In theopinlon of the assessing Ixmnl, they will be lienefited thereby. Passed May SI, 18W. Chas. H. Isliell E. 1 Sprigle. City Clerk. I'res't City Council. Approved by the Board of City Commis sioners. Chas. H. Isbcll. June 3-K) Clerk. A Resolution Accepting- or certain premises for street purposes. Beit n-solMil by tin- Council of the lib Of Akron, Ohio, that the deed of Frederick, Wuideck. conveying c-ertnin premises to" the City of Akron, on Crosby street, for street purposes, lie and the same is hereby accepted, and the clerk of the city is hereby iiistrm-ted to have said deed properly rv-corded- Adopted Mnv ), 1MK Chns. H. Isbell. K. P. Sprigle. CHyOleik. Pres. Citv Council. Approved by the board of City Commis- sioners cnas.n. isnen. June 3 10 Clerk. Legal Notice. Joseph Jieal, w hose plm-e of residence and postoflice address is Osnge, Iowa, Frederick Ileal, whose residence and lxjstofflce ad dress is Chaddar, Somerset, England, and Lavina Spencer, whose residence nnd post office address Is Cheddar.Somerset,Englund, will take notice that the undersigned, as executor of the last will nnd testament of Sidney HenI, deceased, on the 10th day of Mny, lSflU. begun an action In the Probate Court of Summit county. Ohio, being cause Xo. 282S, the object of which action is to au thorize snld executor to complete a certain contract for the conveyance of reul estate made betw een said John King nnd said Sid ney ileal, deceased, during his life time. That the nrayer of said uetltion Is for an order of the Probate court authorizing said executor to coninlete said contract hv de livering to the purchaser of snld real estate undersaldlandcontruct.il good and suf flcent,deed In fee-simple upon the payment of such purchaser of the balance found due thereon. That said cause will be for hearing on and nfter the 2Cth day of. June, lS90.br which date the aboe named. Joseph Heal, Fred erick Heal and Lavina Spencer, are re quired to answer. JOHN KING, Executor. Suuderifc Rogers, attorneys forplalntiff. May 13 20 27 June 3 10 17 AnOrdinance To re-establish the grade upon Cherry street, between Market street and Howard street. Section 1. Be it ortiiiinetl by the City Council of the city or Akron, that the grade upon Cherry street, between Jinrtet street and Howard street, be anil tits' Mime Is hereby established In reference to and nliove the city datum plane ns follows, towlt: At the southerly Hoe of Market street. H.W. feet. At 2S0 feet from the southerly line of Market street, 1S150 feet. At Sit feet from the southerly line of Mar ket street, 135.50 feet. . At the westerly edge of bridge across Ohio ennui. 130.50 feet. At 215 feet from last nnmed point. 131.75 feet. At the westerly Hue of Hownrd street. 137) feet. WltR true planes connecting adjacent ele- viiMnns- ' Sec. 2. That any rillniuicecoiifllctliiRwlth the 1kvo Is hereby repealed. Sec. 3. That thisordlunnre oliiill take ef fect upon Its ptissnge. 1'nssed June 5. IsM). Chns. H. 1s'k11, K. 1'. Sprigle. City Clerk. Trest City Council. A proved by the Ilosinl of city Commis sioners. Chns. II. Islell. June !i 10 Clerk. AnOrdinance To amend section 507p of subdivis ion VIII, relating to electric wires, lights and poles, of the general or dinances of the city of Akron. Section 1. Be It ordnlned by the Clty Councllor the city of Akron, that section 5OTpof sulHlson VIII, relating to electric wires, lights mid poles. of the genemlordl ntiuces of the city of Akron, ns revised July 5th, lsyS, 1h nmemlcd so ns to rend ns fol lows: Section W7p. Heavy current wire nt crossings shnll pass under the light current wlres.nnd not less than three feet distant t hiTi-fnuu. except when permission Is grant ed ! the Hoard of tho City Commissioners or their successors, upon application to run them otherwise. Section 2. That original section Sll7p be nnd the same is hereby repealed. s.v. .s This ordinandi shnll tnke effect nnd Ue In force from nnd nfter Its pns-sage and due publication. incod Juno 5. IN.'. Chas. II. Isbell, Citv clerk. June 0-10 K. P. Sprigle. I'res't city council. 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