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"-4."j;tx,J -" I PAR-BN The meat ffiSTOR- 477K; r 6QJah.ets5Q othing like Bar-Ben has ever been known before in the history of mod ern remedies. The most complicated and aggravated of cases, heretofore considered incurable, yield instantly to the wonderful curative properties of this new-discovery. Bar-Ben is as different from anything and every thing else as day is from night. The .effects differ from the effects of other so-called sexual remedies, in that it is not a stimulant, but a BLOOD, NERVE and BRAIN BUILDER. It creates solid flesh, muscle and strength, and infuses new vigor and vitality into the weak, nervous hrnten-down svsteni. while its ef fects are quickly apparent, and us as tonishing as thev are lasting. Tho testimony of thousands of men and women whom it has lifted from a helpless condition of long suffering, tells the tale of the great discovery more effectually than words can portray- Bar-Ben Restorative is prepared m small sugar-coated tablets, eaby to swallow, a box of 60 tablets 50 cents, or six boxes $2.50. Sold by druggists everywhere, or mailed, sealed, on re ceipt of price. Bar-Ben for Private Disease, $1.00; Contagious Blood Poison, $1.00; for Suppressed Menstruation, 50c. Drs. Barton and Benson, 81 Bar-Ben Block, Cleveland. - THE WOOD LILY. Witiiin the forest's meadow bordered hem. Poising, light tilted, on a single stem? In lonely beauty, seldom seen with more Than three companions at the forest door; I hail thee as a messenger of grac Sent to enhien sunless wold and space. Slim pctaletf wonder of a race too few; Shy cousin of hat -tossing retinue Which tcp witn splendor the tall meadow gnm Jocund arc they with all the sprites that pass Bee, bird and zephyr. Dut thou shinest alone To brighten here the wood's umbrageous zone. Looking the dense roofed forest up and down, Kothing seems more Imperial than thj crown; 'Tis neier far from knoll or meadow side, Xeier uplifted with cool, flaunting pride, Bui comes, in all its glorious garb armed. Beauty's evangel to the gloom and shade. Joel Benton in Harper's Weekly. How an Officer Proved That ';" Love Is Blind.- - . The silent stars looked down through a clear, still night upou a host of sleep ing men. The brigade had advanced by forced, marches and now lay withlu two miles of the dervish camp. To morrow's dawn would see the assault Two officers stood together talking hi low whispers, for It was of the utmost Importance Hhat the enemy should be taken by surprise, and the orders as to silence were strict. "Buek up, old chap, you'll come through all right. And If not, what does it amount to? You've got uo wo men folk to bother about." "No. thauk heaven. It is in times like this that one is glad never to have married like poor old Harcourt." "Why poor?' "I was thinking of his wife. I should not care to be tied to an ugly woman myself." ""That's all rot. Hamilton," retorted the other. "I don't believe It matters a. row of pins, so loug, of course, as she Isn't repulsive or underbred." "Think so" "Yes. The most unlikely women sometimes attract most." "Well old chap, I'm precious thank ful I've no thoughts of woman to both er me tonight. 1 shall try for a lead tomorrow, even If I have got the route. We've a good chance of being first Into the zareha." "Ye will give you. a race for it, any how. But we'd better try and get a sleep, for this awful heat takes it out of a fellow." The two went lo.their separate posts. And as he lay sleepless the thoughts came to Hamilton that it was some what lonesome to think that no wom an's eyes would fill at the news of his death; and lie looked upward at the stars above him. wondering where his soul would be tomorrow. The shadow of death lay upon him, as at times It does upon the bravest soldier: he would fight none the worse for It In the morning. The sun had risen. . In the previous shoit half hour of dawn the assault had been delivered, the dervish forces had been driven from their Intrenchments and now the black, grinning "Gippys" were fraternizing and triumphing with their laughing and chaffing white comrades. Backward, across the half mile of plain, the surgeons were busy. Away to the southward could be heard the sounds of pursuit as the British offi cers chased the flying Baggara. A field hospital at the front is not a pleasant place, neither can it be de scribed in cold black and white. War correspondents, as readers of the dailies have no doubt noticed, judi ciously avoid more than the merest mention of such places. There wee some ghastly cases, and both surgeons and assistants bad been worked hard. But the pressure was over and at last there was time to at tend to the wounds which were not deadly. . "Now. Hamilton, let's .see," said Surgeon Major Murphy, approaching an officer who lay motionless on a stretcher who had so Iain half an hour at least. The doctor looked his patient over, gave a low whistle nnd beckoned to one of the orderlies who at that moment turned his head. "Look, see, Dawklns, here's a bad case! He must go back to the hos pital." . "Bad as that, doctor?" asked the mo tionless man faintly. '"Tis so. Now you keep quiet." . Lieutenant Hamilton bad been to tally blinded by the explosion of a shell in an earthwork as, well in front, he was leading his company. He was tTLiyx ' ( ' l" A " vt ' V-vV- I ' y Y S-3f J fii-f 1 Hi"Z I M " $ ? tu ? a ? ! ! ! i'BffllOMULI? sent to the rear to hospital and Sis ter Slay was given charge of him. He had not much pain, only he was blind. Treatment appeared to have no effect on this. It seemed likely to be a long business. The days began to hang heavily. Then came the old story, "Love In idleness." Hospital sisters do not cease to be women when they take up their work. Sister May was just as susceptible to love as though she had been a silly young thing of IS. though, in fact, she was ten years older. And he? Pity being akin to love the recipient of pity runs a double risk. Her voice was soft and musical, her touch was soothing, her care of him teemed first motherly, then sisterly, and then So it was that by easy stages they drifted into that strauge attraction which the world calls "love." And her one fear was that some day lie might see again. The surgeon said It was just possible and was advising a consultation with the world famed Professor Atigenwirtc of Glaefrath. She prayed against that possibility, for in her own eyes she was plain nay, ugly past redemption. Yet, though she could not realize it, her too large month and prominent teeth, her irreg ular nose and all the fancied imperfec tions of her face mattered little; for her large gray eyes were soft and full of animation, her skin was like vel vet, her figure and carriage perfect But wottanllke, she could only dwell upon her.faclal defects and was full of apprehension lest some day his sight should be restored, and, seeing her fea tures, he should loathe her. Her cousin Kate, a bister nurse, see ing how things tended, chaffed her unmercifully. "Now, May, I thought you had long ago sacrificed your life to nursing; and yet the first good looking young lieu tenant" "He will always want nursing, Kate," she faltered in excuse. "Ah! but suppose Dr. Haggerty is right and his sight comes back. He won't want any nursing then." Sister May did not answer. A week later Hamilton left the hos pital for Graefrath full of hope. The night previous to his departure they came to an indefinite understanding, and though she would not give an un qualified answer to Ins pleadings, she had not the courage to stop him alto gether. In recklessness she allowed herself to drink in the sweets of his passionate words; they would at any rate be a lifelong remembrance, even though on his return he should cast her off. The operation was successful beyond his hopes, and in a few weeks he was rushing back to his love eyes shaded, It is true, but with the certainty that In a short time his sight would be fully restored. "I want to see Miss Johnstdhe," he said to the orderly at the hospital en trance. "Miss Johnstone, sir? Which?" "Why, the nurse." "Yes, sir; but there's two of them." "Well er she'd very good looking. I did not know there were two." "Oh, yes. sir; there's two. But I know the one you mean now." And he was shown Into the waiting room- "Gentleman wants me?. Who cau it" Then the door opened. He start ed forward. "My love!" he whispered. "I knew you were beautiful. I have come back to claim you." Sister Kate drew back ttartled. For the moment she could not imagine who this man with the shade over his eyes could be. Iil that moment he had drawn her to him and was wildly pouring out his- love. In that moment also the door, again opened, and Sister May. looking In, saw all. She faltered and stepped back, the beating of her heart ehoklmr hPr for the minute. "Stop, sir!" said Kate, regaining net senses.- "You must be Mr. Hamilton?" "Yes," he answered, amazed, releas ing her. This frivolous little voice was not that of his love. This overfrizzed hair, these shallow eyes were not beautiful at the second glance. What had he done? "Are you not Miss Johnstone?" "Yes. Kate Johnstone." "Kate? And Is your sister" "Cousin." "Is she not here?" "Yes," said Kate, with a smile. "Stay here. I will fetch her." "Why, May, you there?" she whis pered,, on finding her at the threshold and wondering if she had seen or heard. "Here is Mr. Hamilton. Come!" "No, never! I will ne'ver see him!" sue panted between her heart beats. "Nonsense! Ho has come back on purpose for you, and his eyes are all right." "Yes, and he expects to see a pretty girl like you!" retorted May bitterly. "Look here, May, don't be n fool! Go in. He is waiting." But Hamilton had already grown iai patient The door opened, and he ?aw them both. "Here she is," said Kate. :Ah!" he said. Sister May looked down, trembling. "Are you May Johnstone, my dear nurse?" he asked, his voice full of tenderness and love. , "Yes," she whispered. Kate had disappeared; they were alone. "My darling. I have come for you," he said. "But you can see now?" " She looked up recklessly, and theJi eyes met "Yes, thank God, 1 can see my love!" Then she surrendered herself. Cleveland Herald. "How much did those fish cost you 7" asked the friend who met him at the pier.. "They have cost me SL50 In boat hire, 50 cents for minnows, 50 cents for the fish, 25 cents for hush money to the chap who sold them to me, a suit of clothes and probably my church mem bership," replied the Sunday fisherman with a hunted look in his eye. Chicago Tribune. Vacation expenses. Jones Going to send "your wife- to the seaside this season? Galey No; can't afford it. Jones Why, she Isn't extravagant; is she? Galey Not the least, but last jear while she was aj-y I blew in $350. Brooklyn Life. tuKoftottotitoKOKottoltoKoKoX o o Jf liking . Cxmuturilore. o o .' o X o X o : o S o X o X o arofeo'cito;toooo'o)to;o;to; a It was during the time of powdered hair and cocked hats the year 1781. Off Philadelphia lay the 21 gun ship Ariel, just arrived under the command of Commodore Paul Jones. There were in the city many persons who had never seen that remarkable' man, among them Ben Wilson, a trim, powerful, young jack tar of 23. who had lately married Susan Gray a humble but beautiful damsel of IS. There had been another suitor, also a sailor, named Thomas Wright, who hated Wilson because Su san had preferred him and who, being of a cruel, malicious disposition, longed to do him sonic injury. Ben shipped aboard the Ariel that he might serve under the renowned hero. Learning that Ben shipped, Wright, who, like the former, had never seen Jones, also became one of the Ariel's crew. Nei ther, however, could yet get a sight of the commodore, who was absent would not be back for a week. In a few days Wright was chosen to act in place of the boatswain's mate, who was at that time ill. His duties, besides blowing on the call, etc., now being to punish with the colt a coil of rope from two to three feet long and also with the cat o' nine tails, usually termed the "cat" such of the sailors as "offended against the rules of the ship, he ardently hoped that he might yet have a chance to flog with his cruel lash the man he hated for winning pretty Susan. One day some of the crew were grant ed permission to go ashore. They were ordered to return to the ship at 9 o'clock. The boatswain's mate, Wright, and Ben Wilson were among them. Unfortunately Ben drank, and in a state of partial intoxication he-visited a few minutes before 0 o'clock, when he should have repaired to the boat the Dolplun, a tavern not 20 yards from the landing. It was a dark night but by the bright light streaming through the windows of the house Ben could see a middle sized, broad shouldered man, enveloped in a shaggy overcoat, watching him with a mingled expression of stern disapproval and amusement on his broad, weather beaten face. "Hold there, my man," said this per son, laying a hand on his shoulder. "What's your name, and what ship do you belong to? "My name?- Why, now, my name is Ben Wilson, and my ship is the Ariel, but blast me if I know what business it is of yours." "It is time yon went to the boat You will get yourrelf into trouble if you don't go in time. Bear a hand." "Aye, aye, all well; but I ain't ready yet, do you see?" "Come, you must go!" and the hand on Wilson's shoulder pressed it heavily. "Let go of me!" cried Ben angrily,' but the other, half smiling, gripped him yet more firmly. Then Ben made a blow at him, which the man parried, when a struggle ensued. Ben fought his best but the man at length succeeded in grasping him round the arms from behind, in which position Wilson was literally carried to within a few fathoms of the boat, when, teeing a number of the sailors approaching, the stranger released his hold and, laughing, made off in the darkness. "It's lucky you came when you did," said the cockswain. "We wouldn't have waited for you many seconds longer." "I wouldn't have been here if old Nick or somebody like him hadn't brought me," was the reply. Just then the boatswain's mate, Wright, who had been an unseen witness of the struggle toward its termination, but who in the gloom had not been able to obtain a good view of the stranger's face, made his appearance, coming in the same direction in which the man had vanished. "It was I," he whispered to the cock swain, "who brought Wilson. He attack ed me near the Dolphin because I re quested him to go to the boat I had to let him loose when I got him most here, and run, as you saw, for I was afraid he would stab me." The boat's crew was soon aboard, when Wright lost no time in reporting that he had been attacked and struck by Wilson. This the latter denied, of course, saying it was a citizen and a stranger with whom he had had his combat, but he was not believed. The court martial was held the next day, when Jones arrived on board, Wil son being still kept in the brig, whence he could not sec the commodore. There was a singular expression in the face of Paul Jones when the court martial was ended, and the sentence of the prisoner 100 lashes on the bare back with the cat was pronounced. The next morning was appointed for theexecution.of.the sentence. When the time came, -the master at arms brought up the prisoner and took off his iron:-.! On one of the gratings, placed just for ward of the gangway, he was made to stand, his feet being fastened with worm ing and his hands secured, wide apart, to the bulwarks. Along came Wright scarcely able to couceal his exultation as he drew the cat from its sheath and lov ingly stroked the. strings. "Go on, boatswain's mate." said the captain. Wright lifted the Inib on. high, but at that moment the voice of Paul Jones, who now appeared, boomed like thunder on his startled ear: "Hold! Avast, you rascal!" And he stepped round so that Wilson could see him. The young sailor looked up at him with a start then colored, then turned pale. ' "Commodore," he stammered, "I 1 my God, sir! 1 was a little in liquor on that night, but I recognize your face. It was you who to.ok hold of me, there by the Dolphin tavern, and carried me al most to the boat God knows I would not have struck at you had T known who It wns." "Enough," answered the latter. "I forgive you." Then he turned on Wright- "The court martial was a farce," con tinue! Paul Jones. "I wanted to see If this Wright would really have the heart to carry out his falsehood. Now cut loose that man Wilson and put Wright in his place. Give him a round dozen, then let him be broken and put in the after guard." As to Wilson, nerer after that greatly to the joy of his pretty wife Susan, would he toufh another drop of alcohol. New York Kim. He Eniled the Fend. When the Republicans were about to nominate somebody to, run for gov ernor in 1844, there were candidates in all parte of tile woods. The day of the convention, however, "Uncle Dick" went" down and, withont havingjresent any semblance cf. candidacy other than bis own-personality, ha was nominated by acclamation. His, brother-in-law, David T- Littler, was a candidate 'for etate treasurer. He had been to some pains to make his candidacy an organized feature of the ilays preceding the convention. When Oglesby was named for gover")r, Lit- THE MUTUAL LIFE OF NEW YORK RICHARD A. McCURDY, President. ') STATE OF OHIO-lnsurance Department. COLUMBUS, April I, 1890. I, W. S. Matthews, Superintendent of Insurance, of the State of Ohio, do ierebj' certify that the MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, Located at New York, In the State of New York, has complied in all respects with the laws of this State, relating to such Insurance Companies, and is authorized to transact its appropriate business of LIFE INSURANCE, in this State, in accordance with law, until the first day of April of the year next succeeding the date hereof. The condition and business of said company on the thirty-first day of December, of the year next preceding the date hereof, is shown by the statement, under oath, required by Section 284, Revised Statutes of Ohio, to be as follows : Aggregate amount of available assets, Aggregate amount of liabilities, (except capital), in cluding re-insurance, and special accumulations, Contingent Guarantee Fund, - - -Divisible Surplus, ------ Amount of' Income for the year, - Amount of Expenditures for the year, In Witness "Whereof, I have hereunto subscribed my name, and caused my official seal to be affixed, the day and year first above written. W. S. Matthews, seal. -"''' Superintendent of Insurance. Agents of ability and good character who will give their whole time to writing business for The Mutual Life may obtain lucrative contracts by L. C. LAWT0N & SON, General Agents, CLEVELAND, OHIO. tier was put out of the calculations by reason of coming from the next county and was side tracked in consequence. Although Mrs. Oglesby and Mrs. Lit tler were sisters, the houses of Oglesby and Littler were far apart from that time. The beads were so completely estranged that one did not speak to the other. For ten years they remained strangers. Littler lived in a great old fashioned mansion in Springfield. Oglesby lived on his farm near Elkhart. One day, to the emprise of the Littler family, ex Governor Oglesby walked" in. "How are yon, Dave?" eaid the ex .governor. "How are yon, governor?" said Lit tler, as he struggled against his aston ishment Then the extended hand of the unexpected visitor was ..cordially grasped. "I came to take dinner with you. Dave." ''Well, I'm glad of it," answered Littler, as be took the hat and coat of bis caller. "Is the whisky bottle in the same old place. Dave?" "It is, and there's whisky in it." . And that was how the family feud ended forever. Chicago Tribune. Ammonia as a Fire Extinguisher. Probably the best fire extinguishing liquid is aqna .ammonia, withont any addition whatever. We have personally had experience with the almost mar velous power of this substance in tins direction. In one instance, where fire had originated probably from spon taneous combustion, in a pile contain ing several tons of cotton seed, and the interior of which was almost a solid body of live coal, a half gallon of am monia completely smothered the fire In another, which occurred at Sa venay, France, the vapors of a tank containing GO gallons of gasoline caught fire in the linen room of a laundry. The room was instantly a mass of living flames, but a gallon and a half of am monia water thrown into it completely and almost immediately extinguished the fire. The ammonia was in a glass demijohn in an apothecary shop next door to the laundry and was thrown into the room by the druggist as an ex periment. So completely was the fire extinguished that workmen were en abled to enter the room almost imme diately, where they found the iron tank of gasoline intact. National Druggist A Chenp Luncheon. A good story is told in connection with the last Ascot meeting. An Amer ican, who was used to going into racing booths in his own country, ordering luncheon and paying fl, found himself hungry at the -royal meeting, so he walked into the first edt handy and told the attendant to give him some thing to eat. The man put a sumptuous luncheon beforehim, to which, as well as ths champagne, the visitor did ample justice. He then banded the attendant 5 shillings, received his thanks and was bowed out of the tent, inwardly con gratulating himself on the moderateness of the charge. An English friend whom he met outside said: "I did not know you were acquainted with Lord H." "Neither am I," replied the Bosto nian. "Oh, I beg your pardon," said the interrogator. "I thought you were, as you came out of his tent" London Tit-Bits. - BradluuRh's H'a. Mrs. Godfrey Cleik told me today at dinner that when she was in London last year some one eaid in her presence, "It is strange that Bradlaugh, although he speaks well, should never be able to manage the letter h." Sir F. Halliday, who was sitting by, remarked, "The reason is obvious ; we know that " "Twas whispered in heaven, 'Twas muttered in hell, and Bradlaugh will have nothing to say to either." Sir M. E. Grant Duff's Diary. The Paste Didn't Hold. "I have shown this to a jeweler," said the young woman, flinging the engagement ring scornfnlly at his feet "Did you think," she asked, with crushing sarcasm, "yon could cement our affection with paste?" "Sol" hissed the young man, folding his arms and gazing at her with equal scorn. "It's paste, is it? And yet yon are not stuck on it I" Chicago Trib une. "Gentlemen of tha jury," asked th rlerltof- the court, "have you agreed upon a verdict?" "Wo have," replied the foreman. "The verdict of the jury is that the lawyers have mixed this case np so that wo don't know anything at all about it "Philadelphia North American. $277,517,325.36 233,058,640.68 42,238,684.68 2,220,000.00 55,006,629.43 35,245,038.88 communicating with . Savinc a Drorrnlnff Man. Magistrate You arc accused of striking a drowning man a fatal blow with a hammer. Prisoner Oi was tryin to save his loife, y'r honor. Sure didn't ' aebwim out to help him? "But you took a hammer along and killed him with U." "Yls, sor. If ye don't kill 'em they'll grab ye ivery time, y'r honor." Ex change. Not a Hero Remembered. "I used to think Burgess had consid erable patriotism, but I was mistaken. There's a man who Is not to be trusted. 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AtDrcgKtcU,errod4, la tarsp for patllcalftr, icnlhcoatili taJ STclL lO.VOOTrctirooDtsli. jru PvptT shelter Chemical ro-V l!oci Bquw t -' DimkzIiU 1 1 : 1 4- i' J FIRE ALARM CALLS. 1 Central ISngine House 2 Jluckeye "works 3 Akion Iron "Works 1 Diamond Eubber "Works " jMaiu and Market t No 2 Engine House, Sixth ward 7 N Broadway, near Market 8 Buchtel av and Bowery '.) Schumacher Mil Millet 12 Prospect, near Mill 13 Furnace and Broadway 14 Mum and Keck 15 Asli and Park Place 16 !No 3 Engine House, "West Hill 17 Carroll and Exchange 18 Erap re Mower and Reaper "Wks 10 Ak on Rubber "Works 21 Prospect and Perkins 23 Forge and Market 24 Sherman near Exchange 2o Main and Exchange 26 North Howard and Tallmadge 27 AV Market and Greene 28 Akron Knife works 29 Washington and Hopp alley 31 N01 th Howard and North 32 K Market and Spruce :.i "W Market and Valley 35 Carroll and Spicer 30 Carroll and Sumner 37 North and Arlington 33 Vine and Fountain 39 Coliurn and Campbell 41 "Wooster av and Locust 42 Pearl, near Cistern 43 S Main and Falor 45 College and Mill 4(5 Arlington and Hazel 47 Howe and Bowery 48 West South 49 Merrill pottery, State st 51 I fowaid and Cherry 52 No. 4 Engine house, Main & Fail 53 Center st. railroad crossing 54 Buchtel av. and Union 50 Akron Stoneware Co.,Sixth waul 57 Lods and Turner "58 Perkins and Adolph ave 59 Main, near Odd Fellows Temple Gl Case ave and Kent 02 Sieberling Mill, Sixth ward 63 Joliiibton and Champlain t b4 Akron Sewer Pipe Co.,Black mill 65 Hill Sewer Pipe Co, E. Market 67 Carroll and E. Market 68 Second ave and Valley" railroad 09 Johnson and "Wilson 71 Grant and Cross a 72 North nnd Maple 73 "Werner Printing Co 74 North Union, neacBluff 75 Robinson Bros, N Forge st 70 The TWhitmore, Robinson Co 8i western .Linoleum Co 82 Summit Sewer Pipe Co 83 Allyn and Cross 84 Thornton and Harvard 85 The J C McNeal Boiler Works 91 Cereal Mills, S Howard st 92 Schumacher Cooper Shop, North Broadway 121 General Alarm 123 Silver and Hickory l'5 W Market and Rhodes av 232 Renner's Brewery, N Forgo it 241 Sherman and Voria 251 Cedar and Wabash av 253 W Exchange, noar Willow 312 Cascnde .Mills, N Howard 314 Fire Chief'sRosIdence 321 Adams' and Upson 341 Balch and Market 342 Mnnle. onnoRitA Bftlnh 315 Bittman and Crosby 351 Exchange and Spicer uj. w ooster nnd bt Clair 413 St Clair and Bartges 115 Water Works, Wooster av 131 Kwnrt Tilo Works r H fi iLi " ret TRIALS OP A WOMAN. SHE WHO TAKES THE TICKETS THE PICTURE SHOWS. AT Her Task, 'While Xene ItncUlnp. In vite n Stndr of Some of the Cari ous Phase of Iluinitn Nature Thnt at Time Are on Dress Parade. As a rule the young woman who takes' tickets at the picture exhibition is an art student herself. The other girls trying to earn money envy her and think she has a "soft thing." It is apparently easy enough to be the ticket- taker at a picture show. AH there Is to do, apparently, is to sit In a roomful of pictures, take people's tickets as they come In and sell cata logues,. "You would be surprised to see how much work it is," said a girl who takes tickets at one of the big exhi bitions. "You have to keep your eyes open all the time, for there are a large number of people who try to run past without tickets. I have to go after people a dozen times a day, calling Ticket please,' aud they turn on me with an indignant stare. Most of them then go and buy tickets. But one well dressed woman the other day took up her lorgnette, looked me over from head to foot and said in an Icy tone: Ticket! I have no ticket!' aud proceeded calmly on her way. I ran after her again. " 'Madame,' I said, '1 shall have to trouble you for a ticket' " '1 have already told you 1 had none,' she said. " 'I'm afraid you will have to get one,' said I. I was beginning to be afraid I should have to get a 'bouncer to put her out for I was determined she should not go in without paying. That Is what I'm here for, and I am conscientious. Well, at last she flounc ed out to the ticket office, bought her ticket and put it down on my desk, saying: " 'What an imposition!' "That is one sort of the people I hae to deal with. Then the other is the kind who wish to borrow a catalogue for a minute and keep it the whole, aft ernoon. I have to be very stern about catalogues. The best nay is to polite ly look up whatever picture Is asked for and to absolutely refuse to let any one take a catalogue for a moment. One nice old lady took me at my word, and -1 really believe she asked me every tingle number In the room. I did more than'25 cents' worth of work for her, I can tell you. The worst is telling people the price of pictures. Aft ter about six weeks of it it grates on one's nerves. This 13 what continually happens: A threadbare old gentleman comes to the desk: ' "Do you know tho price of pic tures? he asks. "'Yes; would jou like to know the price of any?' I reply. " There is one in the other room, he says. " 'What is the number!' I ask. " 'I can't tell you the number, but it's In the other room.' "Then I have to send him for the number. . " 'No. 221.' " That is $500. " 'Why?' asks my old gentleman. "If It's early In the afternoon, -I ex plain to him that I suppose the artist thinks it worth that; that he is well known", or what not; later I say, 'I don't know.' Not one person In 00 of those who ask the price have the slightest Idea of buying. Some will go through half an exhibition and in sist on knowing the prices of all. I get so tired of being polite and affable to all these people that by the time I get out in the evening I am ready to Insult my dearest friend for tho sake of being rude to some one. It's so hopeless telling the price of a picture over and over again and each time having the people exclaim, 'What an awful price!' "A great many people hold me per sonally responsible for the pictures. Lots of people come and talk very dis agreeably to me about them. 'What makes them have such bad shows?' they ask me. Young men come up and say, 'Isn't this awful trash?' in an accusing sort of way, as though I had done It all myself. And one man fairly shook his fist in my face and demanded his money back. 'It's a swindle!' he shouted at me. But It really wasn't my fault "At private exhibitions it's different There people come up to me and say, 'What a privilege to sit among the works of the masters all day!' I don't tell them that if I sat among the works of the masters much longer I should go mad, but I would like to. "The other day .a friend of mine took my place. A man came up to her and asked: " 'Miss, Is your picture among these works of art?' " 'Why, np,' she replied. "He stood off a little way and squinted at her. 'It should be you are worthy of it Did no one ever tell you. you had a beautiful profile?' "That was a little startling, coming from an utter stranger. Later she learned that her admirer was , the well known photographer. Of course he bad been looking at her through an artist's eyes and from a purely ar tisile standpoint and had meant no offense. But It was trying." New York Commercial Advertiser. Rostand's Tletort. Rostand, the author of "Cyrano de Bergerac," has a cheerful habit of si lencing unpleasant conversationalists. Not long since a critic said: "In respect to dramatic situations, 1 think Dumas the elder had a consider able advantage over you." "Yes," replied Rostand, "there Is no doubt about It; but that is Insignifi cant compared to another advantage he possesses." "What Is that, monsieur?" "Why, all his contemporary critics are dead." The beautiful girl had parted forever from the only man she ever really loved, and she was even sadder than was usual with her upon such occasions. They tried to comfort her. "There are always good fish left in tho sea," they urged. "Yes, but when yon catch them they turn ont to bo lobsters!" she exclaimed bitterly, thereby showing that after all a person's hair may curl naturally ,withont rendering a person entirely de void oi sense. ucirou uonrnaL he Easy Foofi Easy to Buy, Easy to Cook, Easy to Eat, Easy to Digest, uaker Oats At all grocer? in 2-lb. pkgs. N. tfl. VrVFEYRlCK ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office, Second floor, Palmer Block. No. 168 S. Main St First stairway north of the L0.0.F. Temple. The Dixon Transfer Co. Coal, Transfer and Livery Packing, moving and storing of goods. Coaches, coupes and carriages for funerals, weddings, parties and callings. 2i a-d t2":rarrn'i t. t- v- -- DO YOU Smoke We carry the largest and most com plete line of foreign and domestic brands of cigars at all prices to be found in Akron; also a full line of smoker's articles. Our goods are the best to be found in the market. H. FERBSTEIN 161 S. Howard St. Arcade Bid?. Tel. 768. A. ADAMSON ..FOUNDRY.. Machine & Pattern Works. Costings of every description in iron and brass (or structural machine or mold work. Machine and pattern work. Phone Ml Cor Exchange and Water Sts. Watch the Bulletin FOR BILL OF FARE DIFFERENT EVERY DAY Remember the 15c Dinner From 1 1 till 2 PACIFIC RESTAURANT OPEN DAY AND NIGHT THE BEST IN THE CITY. J. S. KESLER, Mgr. You are cordially Invited to visit... X!lS BANKCAFE The finest Restaurant In Akron. re&tr. ) Fine Imported and i?ALL Domestic Wet Goods hours ) and Cigars... Under Central Savings Bank. JOHN K0ERBER, Prop. Catawba Pure, Catawba A, Port, Sweet, Ives Seedling:... Always on hand. All orders promptly filled, special attention givsn to all mall orders. SCHAEDLER & RHEIN, Kelly's Island, 0. CADDIES Fresh Every Day-Home Made-Extra Fine Strictly Pure Also fine line of fancy candies. Xet us furnish yonr baked goods OsL.P2rVC & OO. Tel.312. IsaS.Malnst. 50,000 Building Brick For Sale Kiln run. Will sell in large or small quantities. RITCHIE COAL CO. ;il0 W. Market st. A. D. ELLIS moving vans. 1 teamlne d trans- I ferrlng, parcel and trunk delivery, feed stable. Fonipt service, popular prices. Office corner Canal and Cherry streets. Stable 210 Cherry street. Tel. 2S7 iK' -vs.- ."UiiAiiSirss3a; Frank N. Fucns, Transfer Coal, transfer and general teamlnF, rubber tire coaches for funerals, wcuumgs, nances, moving: Tans, waguncucs, oanu wagons. 106 Lincoln St., Tel. 564. J. K. WILLIAMS Maohlne Shop General Machine Work of All Kinds Clay. Working Machinery for Stoneware a Specialty. NOTICE... For Brass, Prescriptions, Fancy Articles and Cigars cone .to the Now Drug Store At Ho. II2J 5. Mala St., Tel. 1372 , ROSS BALYEAT, Proprietor CUTTING SCHOOL REOPENED Mrs. R. O. Gingell has reopened her Cuttingand Dressmaking School and will teach one of the latest systems. She is located at 40S Everett block, where she will be pleased to see all former patrons. CASPAR Manufacturer of-all kinds of brushes. Ordors promptly attended to. ISO MILL STREFT. AKRON, O. Special Sale Gonuine Rubber Trimmed Buggy Harness, made from" best oak tanned leather. ONLY $15. A. R0SENFELD No. 123 South main street. IsfrT vp-Sf nir ZiNTEL. w RAILROAD TIME TABLES -r Dally; all others dolly except Bnnday. Central Standard Time. CLEVELAND, AKRON & COLUMBUS.' Union Depot, Market St. Going North. No.27t No. 35 No. Si- Columbns exnress 8:06 am From Mlllersburg only. 10:87 am Columbns last mail.. . 4:15 pm Going South. Col.-Cln. fast mall No. Sf 9:58 om 4:15 pm 8:07 pm No.3S To Mlllersburg only No. SSri- Col.-Cln. express (tt) . ERIE RAILROAD CO. Erie Depot, Mill it. Time Card: Deo. 11, 1S93. - Going West. No It Express. No 5 Limited vestibule jno i&t- to Akron oniy No M Hnntlnston soeclal (V nu of iTHtTinrc ttxprefls No 37 Accomniodatlon llolng East. No 8 Limited vestibule No 12 Express . 1:23 am . 8:54 am 12SO pm o 4t New York special . No 16f Chautauqua express ttz3 pm 4:00 pm ( Excent MnndRV unrt rtn-va nttjxr- lintl. days. C,T.iV. B.B. Going North. How. St. Union Depot. Depot. 8:45 am 8:25 am 9:20 am 9:05 am East Akron. 8:08 ain" 9:10 am 12:41pm 4:58 pm 8:17 pm 9:19 am 12:27 pm 5.07 pm 11:26 pm 8:00 pn No8t. No 4t. No 6 . No lot. No 8 . No 7t. No 3 . No 9 . No 5t. No 47t . 10 pm 1:00 pm :13 pm 4:55 cm 8:25 pm 8:15 pm Going South. 8:42 am 9:05 am 12:01 pm 12:18 pm ,4:20 pm 4:55 pm ..10:54 pm 11:15 pm 7:35 pm 7:50 pm WHEELING. LAKE ERIE RTf. Myron T. Herrlck, Robert Bllckensderfer, receivers. Time card: Nov. 17, 1898. Nol No8 No3 am Toledo (Union depot)Lv 7:15 Spencer 10;15 Lodl 10:31 Creston .10:49 pm 1:20 4:25 4:40 4:54 5:19 5:48 pm Orrvllle.. UU8 am 3:50 6:40 9:20 Masslllon . 11:50 Valley Junction.. wheeling. No 6 10:00 am 12:55 pm 1:50 2:22 2:19 3:03 3:18 6:30 "Wheeling Valley -Junction... Masslllon . OrrrtUe Lv 6:3Q am 8:00 8:50 9:20 Creston .9:45 Lodl. .10:00 Snencer 10:15 Toledo (Union depot)Ar 1:20 pm n, ij. .booui. "General Traffic Manager, J. F. Townsend, Assistant General Passenger Agent. THE NORTHERN OHIO RAILROAD. Time Card. Dec. 19, 1898. Depot North Main Street. Dapart No. 1 ,,; 7:50 am No. No.ll . 5:00 pm . . 4:20 pm Arrive No. 2 " No.l2 10:30 am PITTSBURG & WESTERN B. H- Unlon Depot, Market street. Leave for the East. No. 6 Vestibule limited 1:55 am No.48t Pittsburg express 6:10 am No. 4 Pittsburg mall 1:10 pm No. 10 'Washington Express from C T.&V.R.B. Ho ward t. station 4:20 pm Arrive from the East. No. 3 "Western mn naaani No. 47 Chicago ptth-s 7:25 pm No. 5 Vestibule limited 11:09 pm No.9Clev8. Express, ar. O. T.4 V. R. Howard st. itatlon 9:30 am BALTIMORE & OHIO. Union Depot. Depart "West. No. B Vestibule limited No. 7 Akxon-Cblcago fast mall. No. 47f Ohlcato express Arrive from Uie west. .11:15 am 10:10am 7:50 pre 1:50 am 8:05 am 8:10 pm No. 6 vestibule limited. No. 46 Pittsburg express No. 8 Chicago-Akron fast mall . AKRON, BEDFORD & CLEVELAND B.R. "Waiting Room, North Howard St. Time Card. May 27, 1899. Cars leave Akron 5:30 a.m., every halt hour; 6:30 ajn. until 7 p.m. and at 8, 9 and 10:30 p.m. Leave Cleveland 5 ajn- every half hour; 6 a.m. until 8 pjn and at 9, 10 and 11:10 p.m. THE BEST RAILROAD With the Best Trains Through the Best Country Pullman Cars Dining Cars. The Southern railway in connec tion with the Queen & Crescent Route, forms the great short-line highway from TJouisville and Cincin nati to the principal points in Ten nessee, Alabama, Georgia, Florida. Xiouisana, North and South Carolina with direct steamer connections for Havana, Cuba; Nassau, 2f. P., and Key West. JJouble daily trains with throusrh sleepers. Only 24 hours to Jacksonville; 64 hours to Havana.- All agents sell tickets via the Southern railway. Round-trip tick ets to principal southern resorts. Ask your nearest ticket agents for rates and other information, or write to C. A. Baird, Trav. Pass'r agent, Louisville, Ky., or J. C. Ream, jr., N. W. Pass'r agent, 80 Adams St., Chicago, 111., or Wm. H. Tayloe, as sistant general passenger agent, Louisville, Ky. Goodyear Rubber Co's Employes will picnic at Cedar Point Saturday, July 1. You are invited to go. Finest fresh water bathing beach in world. Free'dancing. Free vaudeville show. Train leaves Union depot via B.&O.R.R. at6:30 aJii., ar riving Sandusky 9:30. Returning leave Sandusky 7 p.m. Atlantic City Excursions Aug. 3 via B. & O. R. R. ; Aug. 10 via Pennsylvania lines. Only $13.50 round trip. Tickets good 15 days. See C. D. Honodle ticket aent Union depot for furthefinformation. Erie Excursions, One Fare Round Trip. Cincinnati, June 27, 28,29 and 80, returning July 5; Los Angelis and return, $72.50, Erie B.R. June 24 to July 7 inclusive. Good until Sept. 5. This account National Educational Association. See Agt. Langdon for particulars. $1.10 to Youngstown and return, G. A. R. $1.10, via Erie R. R., June 19, 20 and 21, good until June 24. Account, G. A. JR. encampment and B. P. O. E. carnival and street fair. Take the Eriel Tho shortest, bestand. quick est. THE EMPIRE OF THE SOUTH. Second Edition A Beautifully Illustrated Book Full oi Important Information. The First Edition of the "Empire of the South" havingbeen exhausted, a Second Edition is now ready for distribution. It is a handsome volume of about 200 pages descriptive of the South and its vast resources, beautifully illus trated, and regarded by critics as the most complete production of its kind that has over been published. Persons wishing to secure this work will please enclose to the undersigned 25 cents per copy, which amount ap proximates the cost of delivery. Re mittances may bo made in stamps or otherwise. Address all communications on. this. subject to W. A. TURK,. General Passenger Agent, Southern Railway, Washington, D. C. WANTKD Case ol bod health thrt lt-I-P-A-N-8 trill not benefit. Bend S cents to Klpans Chemical Co., New York. for loamples and 1,000 testimonials. , ,, , 8:S pm 7:05 an 9:35 sm 12:22 pui 8:52 pm 6:40 am v -a- t- .U .,.. tc. iEiA- Ai .jfe " v-