Newspaper Page Text
- - "vs iS-'sSsf "" &-"-' z-f'SiZti? &----Z- -' -"' Ajpt ,-- - - "--tri -v fk ?t &&z? T- - -r ft THE DAILY DEMOCRAT EaV. S. Harter Fred W. flayer Editors and Manager. Ed H. Db La Court, Mgr. AdrertUlnf Dept PCBLISBED BT TH.K AKBON DBMOOHAT COMPANY omens Democrat Block, Kos. 1 and UT Main at. LONft DISTANCE FH02TB 190. OFFIOKS8 AND SIBX0T0B8. President Jamm V. vzxbu Vice-President.. A.T. Paige (secretory. Fbxd "W. Gateb Treasurer. Wixliax T. BAVtteb BDTT.6. HARTr.R. jg.J.uii Ed. H. Di La. Court. Entered at the PostoQce at Akron, Ohio, as Second-Class -fall Matter. Delivered Every Evening- by Carrier Boy 5 CENTS A WEEK Bv Mall 12.60 - - - 11.25 lor Blx Months Official Paper of Hit City of Akron. TO TELEPHONE THE DEMOCRAT CALL NO. 130. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 7 Have you voted? It -WILL be everybody's race until the votes are counted. A great many scratched tickets were placed in the ballot boxes today. Who's the joke on? Asvhow, the candidacy of Mr. Jones is bringing out a great many votes that have been in the heather since 1896. In the poetic language of Col. Dobson,.this is the- day for "a long pull and a strong pull and a pull all together." Afteb the smoke has cleared away tonight it will be found that the men who did not guess at all on the result guessed best. Over in Mansfield the Morgen thaler law has been-the chief issue of the campaign. The result will be watched with interest. The tax grafters swooped down upon Mans field's industries about the same time that they were trying to drive the Werner company from Akron. How many local candidates will be willing to conclude with Senator Alexander tomorrow that David was running for office when he sprung his iamous epigram, "All men are Hare?" There's not a candidate ln"Summifc county. Democrat or Re publican, who has not been promised enough votes to elect him by 5,000 plurality. Some of Akron's Republican poli ticians have two sets of opinions concerning Mr. Hanna one for use in private conversation; the other for public. It is amusing to note the consequences when the private opinions sometimes find their way into print. If the majority of Repub licans who condemn Mr. Hanna in private but are afraid to say a word against him in public would vote their private convictions, Mr. Hanna would be the worst repudiated polit ical boss who ever attempted to dic tate to Ohio people. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup never disappoints those who use it for obstinate coughs, colds and irritations of the throat and lungs. It stands unrivaled as a remedy for throat and lung disease. Sold by all druggists for 25c. 8 KNIT GOODS Department Opened In Local Store Great Improvement Shown. Amid all the great improvements of the age, the attention given to the dressing of babies has not been eo much after the necessity of health ful and sanitary conditions of the little onf s, as the predominant wish of each fond mother to dress her child prettier than anybody else. Especially is this feature noticeable in the infant's night wear. But in Arnold's knit goods there is embodied one of the greatest im provements ever shown in the line of children's dress. M. O'Neil & Company have opened a knit goods department on the second floor. The department this week is in charge of Madam Borg, of New York, an en thusiast and advocate of a more hy gienic dress for children, The excellency and simplicity of these garments recommends them to all mothers, who long for some thing better than the old methods of dressing children for bed. JOINT MEETING Of W. C.-T.U. and Woman's Suffrage Club Important Business. The W. C. T. U. and the Woman's Suffrage club will hold a joint meet ing at the W. C. T. TJ. rooms next Monday afternoon. Business of an important nature, relative to which no information will be given in ad vance, is to come before the meeting for consideration. An important session was to have bpen held by the W. C. T. U. Monday afternoon, but owing to sickness among some of the members, the matter was postponed to a succeeding mooting. $TRAPEStTtfo COUNCIL)? AKRON BOY All Around Athlete. William J. Laub's Record at W. R. U. Gus Ruhlin Will Spar With Fitzsimmons. Akron and Oberlin High Schools Will Play. Canton Team Coming Here Local Sporting News. To graduate from Adelbert college. Cleveland, next spring, distinguish ed for his high standing in classes and close attention to study, yet Wm. J. Laub, an Akron boy, has also found time to participate in athletics, and today holds the cham pionship record of the college. He is captain of the Western Re serve football team; captain of the college base ball nine and also cap tain of the basket-ball team. He is an expert player in all three games. In the recent Field Day exercises of Adelbert college, Mr. Laub won the gold medal for throwing a 16 pound hammer over 100 feet, break ing all previous records; in a hurdle race, he won a silver medal, jump ing 120 yards in 10 hurdle jumps time 17 seconds. Wm. J. Laub is 21 years of age, a son of Mr. and Mrs. Fred J. Laub of South Martha ave. He is well known in Akron and has many warm friends who hope that his success may be continued. Challenge. The Harvard Foot Ball team is prepared to play the Howe, Kent or Spicer school teams, or the C.L.C. A. or Yales Wednesday afternoon at 3 o'clock on the West Hill grounds. Two Good Games. Two games are booked for this city next Staurday. The Buchtel colloge eleven will play its first game with the C.Y.M.T.C.'s on the college athletic field. The team has WILLIAM An All-Arouud Athlete Captain practiced for several weeks and ex pects to make a good showing. The Thanksgiving day game will be played at Mt. Union instead of this city. The High school eleven has a game booked Saturday with Oberlin High school. ' Won't Fight Dunkhorst. Gus Ruhlin does not evidently de sire to meet big Ed Dunkhorst at Youngstown, says a special. Ruh lin's manager writes that Ruhlin may soon meet Choynski and Maher or Fitzsimmons, one of the latter two at Chicago. Ruhlin would prefer to flghtJBeaeh Buble, Steve O-Donnell, Dick Moore or Soldier Wilson, so his manager states. If Ruhlin will not take on Dunkhorst here Jeifords may be substituted for Ruhlin. Ruh lin's brother and a party of Akron sports passed through here Thursday on their way to New York. They are all strong Sharkey men. Has Big Otters. Harry M. Weldon haB the follow ing in a New York special to the Cincinnati Enquirer: "Billy Madden showed me a letter that he had received from an athlet ic club in Cincinnati. It contained an offer of $800 guaranteo for a 15 round go between Gus Ruhlin und Joe Kennedy. "There is no chance of my accept- A Letter to Mrs. Pinkham Brought Health to Mrs. Archambo. LETTE- TO UZS. PIS-HAM SO. 42.3351 " DeIb Mns. Pijtkiiam For two years I felt tired and so weak and dizzy that some days I could hardly go around the house. Backache and head ache all the time and my food would not digest and had such pains in the womb and troubled with leucorrhcea and kidneys were affected. "After "birth of each child I grew weaker, and hearing so much of the good you had done, I wrote to you and have taken sis bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, one box of Lozenges, one box of Liver Pills, one package of Sanative Wash, and to day I am feeling as well as I ever did. When I get up in the morning I feel as f resh as I did when a girl and eat and sleep well and do all of my work. If ever I feel weak again shall know where to get my strength. I know your medicine cured me." Jlns. Saldta Archambo, Chablemost, Mass. The present Mrs. Pinkham's experi ence in treating female ills is unparal leled; for years she worked side by side with Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, and for sometime past has had sole charge of the correspondence department of her great business, treating by letter as many as a hundred thousand ailing women a year. All women who suffer are invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn. Mass., for advice, which will be promptly given without charge. ing that oiler," said Madden this evening. 'Why, we got a guarantee of $2,500 for 20 rounds in San Fran cisco. Even now I can get $1,000 guarantee to put Ruhlin against Kennedy six rounds before a Chica go club' " Has Not Signed. The next contest of the athletic club has not been definitely arranged. Dunkhorst lias signed to come, but Ruhlin evidently does not want to meet the big Syracuse man, says the Youngstown Vindicator. The club yet anticipates getting Ruhlin and have offered him a large purse to'ap pear here. If signed, the contest will be the greatest card yet pulled off in Youngstown or this vicinity. Won the Game. The C. L. C. defeated the Allen school team by a score of 13 to 0 at the Thornton st. grounds Saturday afternoon. Reorganized. The Spicer school foot ball team has reorganized for the season. The players and positions are as follows: Dewey, 1.1.; Knight (captain) l.t.; Switzer, l.g.; Nelson, center; Wheeler, r.g.; Dillon,jt. ; Hoffman, r.e. ; Nelan, l.h.; Minor, r.h.; Ham ilton, q.; Murdook, f.b. Bowling. The A team won two games from the F's on the Kirkwood alleys last night. The score: A 1390, 1543 total 2942. F 1342, 1293: total 2T35. J. LAUB. of AV. R. U. Football Team. This puts F third in the race. B and D will bowl Wednesday. Good Game Arranged. Perry Zerbe, manager of the Sum mit Lake grounds, has arranged a game between the Canton-Massillon Athletic club and the North End Athletic club. It will be played on the Summit Lake gridiron Sunday afternoon. Ruhlin and Fitzsimmons. Gus Ruhlin and Robert Fitzsim mons will meet at Philadelphia next Tuesday night in a six round affair. Slute of Ohio, City o( Toledo, t Lucas Count-. j Krunk J. Clioney make- oatli that ho is the senior partner of tliu Hrm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business la Hi City of Toledo, county and state aforetnld. and that said linn -nlll pay the siim-of OXi: UUKUUEI DOLLARS for each and every case of ca tarrh that cannot te cured liy the u-e of Hull's Catarrh due. PRANK .1. CHL'XfiY. .Sworn to lx-foromv and r-ubscilbdd In my presence, thlsfiln day of December. A. I). 18M. i --) A. V. OLBASON, seal i Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and nets directly on the blood nnd mucous suifacesof the system. Send for testimon ials, free. V. J. GI1KXEY & CO.. Toledo, O. Hold by drUKglstx, 73c. Hull's Family Tills are the best. $11.00 Philadelphia and Return. $11.00 Via P. & W. nnd B. & O. U. R., Nov. 14 and 23. Tickets good returning ten days from date" of sale. For further information seo 0. D. Hon odle, ticket ngrnt. Union depot, VICTIM Of an Unscrupulous Pension Agent. Strange Story of Daniel Freeman's Crime He Saw Service. There is an interesting story back of Daniel Freeman's troubles. He is an aged colored man, who resided in Akron for many years. Last week he was sentenced to one year's imprisonment for having been convicted of fraudulently drawing a pension from the government. The old man seems to have been the vic tim of an unscrupulous pension agent. He drew tlic pension under the name of Joseph L. Richardson, and yet continued to go under the name Freeman. He can neither read nor write, and the puzzling question has been how he ever managed to secure the pension. There appears to be little doubt that he served in the army during the war of the rebellion, for he describes some of the army scenes vividly. He does not know the name of his captain, however, but declares that he is absolutely certain he served in the Fifty- fourth Massachusetts colored regi ment. On the instep of his right foot is a large scar. He says ho was wounded in battle. The details he describes with great accuracy.- The rest of his statements are very conflicting. He declares that he enlisted in the regi ment mentioned under the name of his former master, having been a Virginia slave at the outbreak of the war. District Attorney Dodge, how ever, produced the real Richardson who served in the Fifty-fourth Mass achusetts, and the records show that he was the only Richardson who served in the regiment. The general impression is that Freeman was ihduced to apply for a pension by some claim agent", and that while it is true he drew the pen sion belonging to another soldier, he was ignorant of whathe was doing. The wav the fraud cfeie to the sur face was by Freeman applying fornn increase in his pension. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. AV. Grove's signature is on each box. 25c SHAFT Has Reached Depth of 1 60 Feet- Railroad Switch. The shaft being sunk by the Ak ron Coal company on the Billman farm, west of Doylestowu, is down to a depth of 160 feet. Every indi cation is that coal will be reached at 300 feet. The work of building the Erie branch from the Doylestown station to this new coal field was be gun Monday. Chamberlain's Pain Balm Cures Others, Why Not You? My wife has been using Chamber laiu's Pain Balm with good results, for a lame shoulder that has pained her continually for nine years. We have tried all kinds of medicines and doctors without receiving any benefit from any of them. One day we saw an advertisement of -this medicine and thought of trying it, which we did with the best of satis faction. She has used only one bot tle and her shoulder is almost well. Adolph L. Millett, Manchester, N. H. For sale by all druggists. E. Steinbacher & Co., wholesale agents. a BLACK STATUE." Funny Farce Presented at St. Mary's Fair Excellent Entertainment. The church fair at St. Mary's hall Monday night was attended by a large crowd, and there was amuse ment and entertainment for all. Tastily decorated and arranged beautifully, the booths never looked prettier and were well patronized. A farce entitled- "The Black Statue" and a number of specialties, well presented, furnished excellent amusement to the assemblage. To night there will be a minstrel show by home talent. Not a Surprise. It will not be a surprise to any who aro at all familiar with the good qualities of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, to know that people every where take pleasure in relating their experience in the use of that splen did medicine and in telling of the benefit they have received from it, of bad colds it has cured, of threat ened attacks of pneumonia it lias averted and of the children it has saved from the attacks of croup and whooping cough. It it a grand, good medicine. For sale by all druggists. E. Steinbacher & Co., wholesale agents. Dr. O- Am Tucker Eye, Ear, Nose, Voice and Throat Cataracts Successfully Treated and Cured. Glasses Fitted Scientifically. No Guess Work A. Few Dialo-fcics Dont's. Don't annov your friends while in churcli or society with that DREADFULLY OFFENSIVE BREATH IT IS CATARRH. Don't embarrass those seated near you by continually snuffing and trying to clear the nose or throat IT IS CATARRH. Don't allow those noises in the ear (head) to continue unheeded: they are nature's warning of approaching deafness. I make the bold assertion that CATARRH CAN AND IS CURABLE and am able and willing to back what I say. CAL.L. AND SEE. Office, 126 South Main street. ftiai k When placing your handles the best brands, old process WHITE LEAD and LINSEED OIL as well as strictly pure colors, VARNISHES, GLASS, etc Enamel Your Bicycle Romombor the place. J. M. LAFFER, Druggist Clarendon Hotel Bloclc. Have You Tried That Sample of KLEANIT? tsmm ANIT AKRON, KLE ARE YOU SATISFIED r8TO ttlTMOVT PLATE SPCCIAtf?. BHiESBSi?i ggg "HPj W Do Painless Extracting And you keep your senses alert all the while; we don't put you to sleep. Fillings, 50c up. Plates, $6.00 Set. Bridge Work, $5.00. Best Gold Crowns, $5.00. All work guaranteed 20 years. Examination F"roo- New York Dentists 146 and 148 South Main St., Akron. NIGHT SCHOOL. Almost 200 Pupils Attend First Session. Organization and Division of Classes Three Teachers Selected. The night school recently author ized by the Bo.-ud of Education, was opened Monday evening iu the as sembly room of the High school. There were 193 prospective pupils in attendance nnd ll seemed to be in earnest, iusuiiug the success of the school. There were several grown men among the audience. The even ing was spent in organization, divis ion of ihe pupils into classes and making ready for actual study. The school will convene from 7 to 9 o'clock on Monday, Tuesday, "Wed nesday and Thursday evenings of each week. Everything will be en tirely free. Those who wish to take studies of high school grade, will purchase their own books, which will be fur nished by the Board of Education at the same rate as they aro furnished to day school pupils. The books for all the common branches will be furnished free. Mr. I. R. Garbutt of the High Echool will be principal, and a force of seven or eight teach ers will be required, only three of which have as yet been decided upon. Those already selected are F. W. Dyer and John Taylor. J. F. Barnhart will have charge of the in struction in writing. It is expected that out of the first attendance of 19(5, the number will gradually be reduced until there will be possibly 150 pupils. The large number who have entered the move ment shows a most commendable spirit and an embition to learn among those who have not had early school advantages. Flntuloiicu U cured by Bkkcham's i-u.i.s. LITTLE BETTING. Although Claiming Big Pluralities Republicans Offer No Odds. Not for many years hns thore boon so little betting done on election pes- Over J. W. Little. WMMMI r nil! is order remember J. M. LAFFER For 1 5c Any Color Be sure and try it in Washing the Windows Cleans Quick Easy to Rub Off Contains No Grease Never Scratches Will Clean Anything Try one cake at your grocers or write MFG. CO. OHIO. With the condition oi your teeth? No ! Then Avhy not let us put them in a condition that will enhance your beauty, health nnd comiortr xou will be sur prised at the small cost, and de lighted with the result. If it is necessary to draw your teeth Open, 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., Sundays 9 to 1 sibilities as has been the case today, Despite the fact that the Republi cans have been claiming big plural ities they will offer no odds. So un certain are the conditions regarded, that no bets exceeding $5 have been reportod. Nearly all the bets made are standard, without odds, and it is almost impossible to secure bet at all. 11 in Trilling Disabilities. "They wouldn't lot IJill iu the army jest Uaze one arm wuz shorter than t'other, an he'd lost his left ear an couldn't hear out o' the right one, au ln wuz bowlcgged on one side au Smockkneed on t'other, though the cap'n said his gin'rul health wuzaniaz in good! Au the whole community has passed resolutions that this here guver'tneat is down on patriots an orter he cussed out!" Atlanta Consti tution. Good Ground For Alarm. SSft. m.. a A. Miss Ilea vy top I'm afraid I'm giv ing you a lot of bother, but then it's only my first lesson! Exhausted Instructor (sotto voce) I only hope it won't be my last! Punch. Inherited. "Mabel seems to take a deep interest In yachting, doesn't she''" "Yes. the Is quite carried away with It." "And she knows all those nautical terms too." "Well, why shouldn't she? Her fa ther started in life as a deckhand, you know." Chicago Timcs-IIcraid. An Inadvertence. "That," said the artist proudly. "Is what 1 consider my masterpiece. And I flatter myself," he added, after a pause, "that I am at least a good Judge of pictures." "Yes," auswervd the thoughtless girl. "Isn't it funny that good critics are so seldom good performers?" Washing ton Star. ConrnKcam, lint Ilaali. "Mrs. I'adderly Insulted our Culture club." "In what way?" out; Buguaiuu iuui iui juur vo take up the study of 'manners.' "Chi- Lafcy nvvwu. i gsrF AUTONOMY IN NEGROS. New Officials Sworn In After Election. CELEBKATIOX OF THE 'ATIYES. Three Da;' re.i-.tlnc Followed, Endlns With a 11.111- Untim'a Operation Tem poral ily Suspended, Owlnc to Heavy l:a!n Whwltr Hearty For Battle. liixiu, Nov. "?. The first autonom ous government of the Filipinos was est.tbliaiit.-d at Bacolod, in the island of ICegros. General Smith, governor of the islaud of Xegros, administered the oath of oiiico to the judge of the su preme court, who iu turn swore in the governor, 'i judges, 12 couucilineu, the auditor and the secretary of the interior, who made the natives of the entire isl and attend the ceremony. The officers from Iloilo were also present. Three days' feasting will follow iu celebration ot the new yovernmeut and the anni versary of the surrender of the Span iards to the Xegros revolutionists, end ing with a pall in tbe government house. American flags aro displayed in tho village. The, ceteDration consisted of horse racing and other sports, music, religious tunctions and an illumination. The ball attracted the wives of the wealthy planters, and there was a great display of rich costumes and costly jewels as would be seen at a similar at lair in America or Europe. Elections were held Oct. , the num ber of votes cast oeiug 5,248. There were 40 candidates for the various of fices. Melecio iteverino was elected governor, receiving 1,305 votes. Senor Uaime received 1,277 votes. Suffrage was determined by properly qualiUca tion and ability to read and write. Colonel Miner welcomed the officials on bchali ot tin- United States, iu the course of h s runnings he said: "Ifegros leads in tho van of civil gov ernment in the Phdippiues. onr honor lies m adaiug a new star to tree dom's flag." General Smith, during a speech which he delivered, said: "Your future promises as brightly as Japan's who today is recognized as among the civilized nations of the world." Seuor Scvermo, in replying, said that the best tmng for the future of Jfegros was the continuance of close relations With trie United States. General binith theu announced tho granting of treedom to the political prisoners iu commemoration of the event. General Hughes, iu command at Ilo ilo, telephoned a congratulatory speech over the eastern cable troni that place. General Smith, in au interview, re marked that it was oi the utmost im portance that the Jb'ilipinos should be taught to recognize the sovereignty ot the United Estates. The gravest Gan ger, he added, threatening a peacelul administration is mtriyue among the insular politicians, and he declared that the United States government must for years keep control ot the Filipinos in order to prevent such conditions Irom existing. ihe members of the Sixth iufautry, which is divided into 30 garrisons throughout the island of Negros, are undergoing great hardships. A recently organized revolutionary movement was discovered in jS'orthern Kegros and the leaders were forced to wiendraw to fauay. A number of ban dits, under the leadership of Papa Issio, a religious charlatan, have beeu driven iuto the mountains, but it is expected that they will give more trouble. A force ot 250 native soldiers, armed with Spriugiield rifles, are helping the Auier icuns.and are found to be valable as scouts. Geneial Lawton's operations have been temporarily suspended owing to heavy rains. The country around Cabauatuau is flooded. The river, how ever, h..s bi'ua lading rapidly, and probably ino country in that sett.on will toon lesume its normal conditions. Hagaiaug, tho town taken by two col umns ii General MacArthur's divi sion under Ooionel Smith and Major O'Brien, is a strong town situated mid way between Angeles and Arayat. The movement is a part of the plan of the Americans to possess all the country to the southeast of Tariae, as tho troops closo iu on the capital, cutting the line of tho enemy's retreat in that direction. The L.surgeut'force is estimated at 1,000. Colonel Smith first encountered a small loive entrenched a quarter mile beyond Angeles, which soon retreated, leaving two ot their number dead. The enemy made a short stand at the out skirts of Barrios and San Francisco, briskly shooting at the advancing Americana. Captain Brush deployod with the ad vance guard of the battalion and charged the- Filipinos, who took to flight. Seven Americans were wounded. The Americans almost surrounded the insurgents, who resisted stubbornly, but Lieutenant Hamilton's artillery cut them up. Lieutenant Slavin's troops captured a company of the enemy, with their arms, during the advance. General Wheeler's brigade is formed at Angeles in order to be prepared for a general engagement. WHAT TROUBLED HIM. The DrldeRroom Watt Indlprnnnt and Thonsiit lie Had Good Cnnae. The editor of the Blooinville Eagle picked up his shears and called: "Com? In!" "Ar you Colonel Kocksley?" asked the tall robust looking young man who had accepted the Invitation. "I am." the editor replied. "What ran l do for you?" "I have come here to demand satis faction," said the caller, producing a crumpled copy of the Blooinville Eagle and pointing at an article ou the first page. "My name Is Son tiers Ed Sow ders. I was married last night 'to the daughter of Major Polndexter." 'Yes," said the editor; "I believe we printed something about the wedding." "You did," Mr. Sowders assented. "That's why I am here uow. Just read that paragraph, please, nnd read it out loud." Colouel Kocksley took the papet, looked at tho paragraph to which his attention had been called and read: 'The wedding took place at the home of the bride, where the happy couple will reside until the groom can find a Job." '"Well," the editor explained. "I'm eorry that got into the paper. Of course I wouldn't have permitted it to go If I had seen It, but unfortunately I haven't time to read everything we print before it is put in type. I can ap preciate your feelings, Mr. Sowders. and I assure you that It will give us pleasure to correct tho matter. I will publish an item saying that you are not going to live with the bride's par- AMUSEMENTS Irand Opera House Wilbur F. Stickle, Mgr. NEXT ATTRACTIONS Thursday, Nov. 7 "A Day and Night." Friday, Nov. 10-:"The Highway man." Agents Wanted Fast selling book at a low price.... Large commission. Jackson, The Printer Everett Building:. Phone 241. i Rifles and Shot Guns OK ALL KINDS Ammunition and Sporting Good Special attention given to re pairing Guns. Builders' Hard ware, Plate Glass, Mixed Paints, Lead, etc. Prices right. Louis Bickel Phone 638 51 1 South Main st. Known as Clarke's Grocery -AT 414 E. Market st. Good reasons for selling. For further infor mation inquire of Geo. Hoffman, No. 414 E. Market st. and at The Clarke Grocery Company 138 N. Howard QTJWWWWflfWWWl ents. Will that be satisfactory?" "No, sir; it won't." the bridegroom declared with considerable emphasis. "You evidently don't understand the situation. It ain't what you say about our living at the homo of the bride's parents that makes me mad. It's the insinuation that I want to lind a job that I object to." The matter was compromised by the publication of the subjoined verses In the nest number of The Eagle: TOE JOT THAT TE CAXVOT UtCU. There are wrongs that can nerer be righted: There are wounds that e'en lirce cannot hall. We speak, and some fair hope is blighted; Words oft are more deadly than steel! Ther are bruises that liajer forever; Wc say but a word, and, alack! Though we long to recall it, we nevrr Can give the old happiness bacil Chicago Times-Herald. Lost 1'rivllcnr. Mean Man I'll never lend him mon ey again. Other Man Why not? Hasn't he paid you? Mean Man Paid me! Why. he paid me two days after he borrowed tho money; didn't even give me a chance to say to my friends that I'd be lucky If I ever got It back. Syracuse Her ald. In A Dnblln Conrtroom. Usher (the court having boeu much annoyed by the shuOling of feetl Will ye bould yer tongues up there with yer feet iu the gallery! Punch. l'l to Date. A little rak A little kR. , A little bliss. A weddiriK that is tpltndid A little jaw, A little lav. Back ho3ie to xna, And, h, thj treub!' tr jedj &Q&&4&&&&&&W I Class I Grocery I For A X & &!SSSSgSSSSmS3&slilwM" -'..iini n'lMUmaaaasi aTTvuiHrcrfrmmwi .w- ewciB5assu4gSsassi l"'s3&&H2Sj cw2AJrwt-' A&to3fc4&fcuwtt "