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AKRON DAILY UMOGBAT. SAEUltDAY, OCTOBER 18 1933
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Special Church Services
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OBNTRAfj PltHSBYTEMAN. '
East Stnto nour Main fit nor. John
Herron, pastor. Sunday school 0:1G.
Herbert A. Shcrmnn, superintendent
William E. Dcmpsoy, teacher of tho
young peoplo's class. 0. D. 0. Tubllc
worship 10:30 and 7. Subject of morn
ing discourse, "Whit Must I do to
Bo Saved?" Kvculng subject, "Tho
Stranger That la Within Thy Gates."
(A reference to a recent collego haz
ing.) WEST CONGEGATIONAL.
Corner of West Market and Balch
sts. Rev. .T. It. Davles, pastor.
Preaching tomorrow at 10 a. m. nnd 1
p.m. Sunday school at the closo of the
morning service. Y. V. S. 0. E. Pray
er meeting Tuesday 7:30 p.m. Church
prayer meeting on Thursday at 7 p.m.
Tho lesson nnd thomo for Thursday
evening, Galltlons, Oth chapter and
tho first five verses.
LUTHER. LEAGUE.
Tho City League met Sunday after
noon at St. Paul's church. Mr. Ben
jamin Mots of Trinity church, was
elected temporary president nnd Miss
Nora Frase of St. Paul's church, was
elected temporary secretary. Tho now
constitution was read and adopted.
By this constitution any member of a
young people's society connected with
any local Lutheran church Is ex-olBcio
a member of tho City League.
UNIVERSALIST CHURCH.
0:15 Sunday school. 10:30 celebra
tion of tho Lord's Supper, with short
sermon. 6 public prnlso conferenco
service by tho Y. P. C. U. Thursday
7:30 mid-week praise and prayer meet
ing. FIRST CONGEGATIONAL.
Morning service 10:30, subject, "Tho
Best and tho Human Conscience."
Evening service 7, subject, "Art nnd
Preaching." Young Peoplo's service
Sunday at 6 p.m. Church prayer
meeting Thursday evening at 7:30.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
Rev. L. A. Lindomuth, pastor.
-Morning subject, "Responsibility."
Evening themo, Rejoicing Angels."
Sabbath school at 0:15 a.m. 0. E. at
fi p.m. All welcome.
, GRACE REFORMED.
Broadway. Rev. 0. L. Alspacb, pas
tor. Sunday school at 0 a.m. Divine
service 10:30 a.m. Subject, "The At
mosphere of Manhood." Christian
"""" 'Jiii Abrupt Propotat. '
1 The reported fashion of tho famous
Dr. Abernethy'a courtship and mar
riage is very characteristic. It is told
that while attending a lady for several
weeks be observed theso admlrablo
qualifications In her daughter which he
truly esteemed to render the married
state happy. Accordingly on a Satur
day, taking leave of his patient, ho ad
dressed her to the following purport:
"You are now so well that I need not
see you after Monday next when I
ahall come and pay you a farewell vis
it But In the meantime I wish you
and your daughter to seriously consid
er the proposal I am about to make. It
Is abrupt and unceremonious, I am
aware, but the exccsslvo occupation of
my tlmo by my professional duties af
fords me no leisure to accomplish what
I desire by the more ordinary course of
attention and solicitation. My annual
receipts amount to , nnd I can set-
tlo t on, my wife. My character Is
generally known to the public, so that
you may readily ascertain what it Is. I
havo seen in your daughter a tender
and affectionate child, an assiduous
and careful nurse and a gentle and
ladylike member of a family. Such u
person must bo all that a husband
could covet and I offer my hand and
fortuno for her acceptance. On Mon
duy when I coll I shall expect your de
termination, for I really have not tlmo
for the routine of courtship."
In this manner tho lady was wooed
and won, and it may be added tho
union was felicitous in every respect
How lit "Worked" Two Machine.
With a seeming innocence that would
have done justice to Ah Sin, tho Hea
then Chinee, LI Hung Chang appeared
to display tho greatest Interest in tho
sewing machines at an exhibition In
Edinburgh ho visited when In Great
Britain several years ago.
His excellency's first question was
how long it would take for the sewing
machine at which ho had sat down to
do a certain distance seemingly con
fusing the mechanical stitcher with a
lady's safety at tho next stand.
. f Without waiting for any reply to his
query or further ceremony Li started
sewing a littlo seam. Nor did ho do it
badly, a fact which made him seem de
lighted as a child. For some time tho
viceroy continued bis hemming and,
though got away nt length by his at
tendants, immediately sat down at tho
next machlno and insisted on working
It
"What Is tbo price?" asked LI at
, length.
"Xour excellency shall havo It as a
gift," was tho reply of the exhibitors.
"Then I don't want it In that case,"
observed the simple and bland Ll, "be
cause I require two, c-ne for iriyself
v nndth'e other for tho empress."
And ho bad them.
Endeavor 0:30 p.m. gospel meeting
7:30 p.m. Subject, "Obedience" Bap
tism of Infants at tho morning ser
vice. ARLINGTON ST. CONGREGATION
AL. Usual services, morning and evening
at 10:30 a.m. nnd 7:30 p.m. Subject
of evening lecture, "A .Towlsh Athlete."
Tho C. E. socloty will hold their an
nual rally at 0:30 p.m. A coidlal invi
tation is extended to all.
GRACE M. E
Sunday service. Sunday school at
0 a.m. Old folkB' servlco at 10:30 a,
m. Treadling by .7. O. Smith, pastor.
Special music. Epworth League
meeting at 0 p.m. Preaching at 7 p.m
Prayer meeting Thursday evening at
7 o'clock. i
FREE METHODISTS.
Quarterly meeting Sabbath 10 a. m.,
and 7:30 p. m. Rev. J. B. Williams of
Clcvelnnd will have charge. All aro
cordially invited to attend. Place of
worship south of Vorls on S. Main st.
MAIN STREET M. E.
Sunday services, Sunday school
Rally services at 0 a, m.; preaching nt
10:30; Juuor League at 2:30 p. m.;
Epworth League at 15 o'clock; "Church
Rally" services at 7 o'clock, J. W.
Moore, Pastor.-
CALVARY EVANGELICAL.
Bartges and Ooburn sts. Rev. J.
W. Heinluger, Pastor. Preaching at
10:30 a. m., and 7 p. m., by Rev. A
C. Stull, Presiding Elder. The morn
ing sermon will bo followed by tho
celebration of the Lord's Supper. Sun
day school 0 a. ni., Mission Band 2:30
p. m., Young People's Meeting 0 p. m
Prayer meeting Tuesday evening all
arc welcome at these services.
SERVICES FOR THE OLD PEOFLE.
The services at Graco M. E. church
Sunday morning at 10:30 o'clock will
bo held especially for $ho aged peoplo
of tho community. Carriages will call
for any of tho old peoplo who deslro
to convey them to and'from the ser
vice. Special music has been prepared.
A cordial Invitation Js extended to
all to attend this service.
HIGH ST. CHURCH OF CHRIST.
J. G, Slayter, pastor. (Services both
morning and evening. Sermon, sub
ject, "Tho Strait Gate," and "What
to Do First" Y. V. 8, 0. E. and Jun
lor O. E. 6 p.m, Blblo school 0 A.m.
GEMS IN VERSE."
The Pearl.
A host ot angels ft) In?,
Through cloudless titles Impelled,
Upon the earth beheld
A pearl of beauty lying '
Worthy to gutter bright " 5
In heaven's ait hall of light,
They saw, with glances, tender,
1 A child of tender neara I
' O'er whose lite earliest Biorn t
Just cast its opening splendor, i
Virtus it could pot know,
Nor vice, nor Joy, nor wfl.
Tney spread their pinions o'er It, i
That little pearl which shone ,
With luster all Its own, I
And then on high they bore U,
Where glory has its birth i.
But left the shell on earth. J
To Make Men "Free. "t
To make men free has been the drtara
Of every noble soul on'iarth -
To bring a better time to birth; , V,
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To see tho future's hills sgleam ,'
With the first holy light ' ,
Ot a new era bright, ji
From which the uumsn might
. Ot ages speeds away, I
, Its sable folds withdrawn 1
Before the golden dawn, )
I Where earth goes roljlng on
Into the grander day.
To make men free from' court and thrcM,
Free from tho money changer's greed,
Free from hypocrisy and creed.
Free from the dreaded lash ot need,
And free to reap where they have sown,
Free from earth's scourge, the conqueror)
Free from the murderous luat of war.
Free from the robber's cry 'of more
And free to have their own;
Free voluntarily to share
Their blessings for the common good;
Free to each other's purdens bear,
In helpfulness snd brotherhood;
Free in security to Ihe ,
And seek the blessing ot content '
Free In the freedom love can give,
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The freedom, of enllgbtenmentl , J
To make men freel It is with ma
The dearest purpose ol my heart
That I may know and do my part,
To help the cause of Jlbcriy;
Vy energy and lite to he
Made consecrate to ha one theme,
The single purpose and the dream.
In every land, to make men free
To matt men free.
Denver New.
Tho Babies' Bedtime.
Street are children in the moraine-, tn (he after
noon or night,
In their dainty frocks of red and blue or gowns ol
slranle white.
In their play up in tha pjsjroern, In the yard or
on tho lawn,
But they're sweetest when It's bedtime and they
get their "nighties" n. J
tittle ghosts st white a-ronplng o'er tha bed and
through the room;
In the season ol a lifetime theyjre tha rosy month
ot June.
Little ghosts of white marching to the music of
their Isusjh,
And the one nboe'er would miss II sets In life
iU minor lialf.
little curls adsngllng, frowsy, to the heads a
fitting wreath,
Little gowns a-banglng loosely snd tht peeping
feet beneath.
Merry roonsrclis ot the household and tbslr love as
is tne iswn,
And they're sweetest wheqrlt'a bedtime and
they've got their "plgbues'' on.
"COllM
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Sleep.
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Sleeplessness marks the very climax
of human suffering. It Is only a step
removed from insanity. When sleep no
longer restores the exhausted nature, the
struggle with disease cannot last long.
The starting point of the nervous dis
orders which jiroduce ill - health and
sleeplessness, is generally a diseased
condition of the womanly organs. Re
store these organs to sound neaitn ana
the appetite comes back, the dav'a work
no longer wearies, and sleep is Bound
and refreshing. Dr. Piercers Favorite
Prescription cures diseases of the wom
anly organs. It stops the drains which
weaken women ; it lieal3 the lnflatnma
tion and ulceration, and cures female
weakness.
There is no alcohol in "Favorite Pre
scription" and it is entirely free from
opium, cocaine and all other narcotics.
It is a temperance medicine.
" My health has been poor for many years and
I had taken a great deal of medicine, hut It did
me no pood,'' writes Mrs. Roe Kennedy, of
Bprlngbuiff, Adams Co , Wis "Last August my
health was very poor; I had no appetite and
could not sleep. I wrote to Dr. rlerce and he
kindly advised me to take his 'Favorite Pre
scription ' I look & e bottles of the ' Prescrip
tion ' and one bottle of the ' Golden Medical Dis
covery and I feel like a new woman."
Cure sick headache by using Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
Oh! the eier nates nt their laughter, and the pit
ter ol their fset, ,
As they romp and chaw each other In tha came
ot hide and seek,
Gives a hint ot faint suspicion ot the world that
Is to be.
For the Master taught us, saying-, "Suffer these
to come to mel"
Boon fatlguo o'ercomes tha players, and the whlta
brigade Is still,
And the "Now I lay me" whispered with a
pleading and a will I
Oh, the wee tots are in slumber, and their 'drctms
are in repose.
For the clearness of a conscience rivals beauties
of the rose.
And the white, up turned, sweet visage adds to
innocence the charm
0 the soul reposing trust upon tho guardian
angel's arm;
Oh, the sneitcst scented nectar flowing from this
life is gone
If you cannot soe the babies when they get their
"nighties" onl
Indianapolis Press.
Tho TVnr Correspondent.
Mo more for him tho dust along the street,
The cry of newsboys and the traffic's din,
The Joy of balanced prose the work well done.
Rap at his door; another cries, "Come in."
Another, who will write as well as he;
Another, who perchance knows not his name,
But fills the well worn chair with boyish pride
And dreams the same old dreams ot Work and
Fame.
No moro for him the 'grind alow word on word
Ills paper prints his name and then forgets.
He showed rare promise, and he laughed .at fear)
"He sent his news a truce to vain regrets."
Ho more for him the saddle and the spur,
The maddened ride, the hardship snd the1 fun.
He saw great deeds; he earned his little pay;
Death Jerked his bridle when the march wai
done.
City and kopje I What to him Is change?
Topper and helmetl What to him Is dressy
The fever passed him, but the rifles saw;
Ood rest him, and his paper goes to pressl
Theodore Roberts in Newfoundland Magazine.
Until lie Loved a Mldj ,
He never read the roses
Nor lesrned the lilies' lore; (
The panties blue, all diamond dew.
He, passing, trampled o'er.
The mignonette, the violet.
In ln with Incense pray'd;
He never thought that Dowers meant aught
Until he loved a maid.
lie never dreamed of beauty.
He neer blessed the world,
The heathered hills, the rippling rllli.i
The sea's loam Sag unfurled; f 1
The summer's- prime, the winter's riral,
The sunshine and the shade; ,
He did not care that earth was fair
Until lie loved a maid.
She came, and with her advent
The very stars drew near.
And every bird his spirit stirred,
And every flow'r grew dear,
And all the earth nest wild with mirth
To hear bis homage paid;
"Oh, sure," he said, "I was as dead
Until I loved a raaldl"
Illustrated Uagasln.
Not at Good Conductor. tlJ
"Well, sir," remarked the observant
passenger, after watching tho conduct
or collect eight fares and ring up five,
"you used never be afraid of being
Btruck by lightning."
"Why not?' asked the trusted em
ployee, "Becauso," replied the observant pas
senger. "It Is evident you arc not n
jood conductor." Philadelphia' Press,
THAT FULL DINNER PAILj
(Continued from ninth page.)
less that you can say whether wo shall
eut or famish? And if so, whoso pol
ley is responsible?"
"What lino in sacred or profane his
tory gives tho Republican party and
tho trusts tho right to sny to tho
peoplo: 'Bo our political slaves nnd
wo will feed youl Vote against us
and wo wlU starve, youl'
"No true pattlot will trcmblo unde?
such a threat!
"Tho Lord said to mankind:- "Thou
shnlt earn thy bread in the sweat of
thy brow.' r
"Tho trust, also to manklucl, says:
'I shall earn my millions In tho sweat
of thy brow.' Then adds: 'But thou
shalt havo tho glorious prlvllenfsW of
carrying a dinner pall, provided thou
art obedient nnd submissive."'
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It Heals the Lungs.
Whcu suffeilng from a racking cough
take a doso of Foloy's Honey and Tar.
The soreness will bo lellovofl and a
warm, grateful feeling nnd healing of
tho ports affected will bo experienced.
Take no bubstltut,
J. M. Laffor. J. Lampartcr & Co.
A. Warner- y
BOWSMi'a TEMPER,
HE HAS A FINE CHANCE TO DISPLAY
IT AND DOES SO.
Itnd Intended fioltiB In Clmrch, Iini
Ileforu IIx. CJnt Hull Itendr to Htnn
Found lllinncif In AnyUilnir but
GhttrchKoliifr Frame of Mlnil.
Copyright, 1500, by 0. D. Lewis.
Mr. Bowser had been reading hit
evening paper for tho last half hour,
with tho family cat climbing over hit
feet nnd purring her satisfaction, when
ho turned to Mrs. Bowser nnd said:
"Coming homo on the car this even
ing I had n scat with our minister, nnd
wc had quite n talk. Ho Bald he had
been wondering n great deal why I had
not been to church oftencr."
"I don't bolievo you have been foi
thrco or four years," answered Mrs.
Bowser.
"No, and I'm ashamed of It. Folks
around hero rriust. havo gut tho Idea
that I'm a heathen. While I believe
that a man can stay nt homo ofa Sun
lay nud bo goodi I supposo I ought to
set an example to others."
"You surely had. It certainly looks
strange for me to go alone every Sun
day wbllo you sit homo and tend tho
papers. I wish you would go with mo
tomorrow."
"I will. Since that tolk with the
minister I nee my duty in n different
light. Yes, I shall begin now nnd go
to churcli every Sunday morning. Ai
a law abiding citizen, as a man who
gives his support to tho moral law, It Is
my duty to set an cxnmplc to those
around mo. I promised the minister
I'd bo there tomorrow morning, nnd
h6'll bo looking for me. You can Invite
him oer to dinner some evening nest
week If you think best."
"I am so glad!" murmured Mrs. Bow
ser as she rosq up and kissed him. "1
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MR. BOWSER ANGRY.
believe you, are tho only man In the
block who doesn't go to church with
his wife. Youyou will surely go?"
"Certalnly-I'll go. Why not?"
"You wonjt get, up in tho morning
and be mad about anything?"
"My dear woman, why should I got
mad about anything? We will have
breakfast, wo will dress for church,
wo will attend servlco. What will
thero bo to get mnd about?"
And In the Hqulducss of his henrt
Mr. Bowser picked up the cat and
stroked her back with paternal hand
and sang a verso and tho chorus of the
"Sweet By and By." Tho singing put
the cat's back up and btought a glare
to her eyes, but she hung on to herself
until It wns finished nnd then jumped
down and sneaked under the piano to
shiver nnd claw the cat pet. Nothing
further wns said about church, but up
to the hour of going to bed Mr. Bowser
had the air of n man who was willing
to sacrifice his life for tho benefit of
his family. He hnd given his promise,
but Mrs. Bowser didn't hold him to It
too rigidly. Thero had been many Sun
day mornings in their history since the
wedding day. As they sat at breakfast
next morning she quietly observed:
"I hope the sermon will bo to your
liking this morning."
"What sermon?" he Innocently asked.
"Why, wo aro going to church, you
know."
"Y-e-s. It's mighty funny that they
don't give the churches a vacation of
three or four months during the sum
mer. How Is a person who is sitting
up like a crowbar in a stuffy old pew to
get any good of it?''
"The church will bo nice and cool
this morning."
Mr. Bowser was getting rendy to
claw off. He said nothing further un
til after breakfast Then ho lighted
his cigar, looked at tbo clock and
growled:
"The Idea that a man has got to bear
n sermon every Sunday In order to
keep satcn out of his house! I said I'd
go, but"
Mrs. Bowser didn't coax or argue,
and nt tho end of n quarter of nu hour
ho went up stnlrs to dress. He left tbo
Sunday papers behind him. Ho knew
they contained tho lntest nows from
China, more or less about the Boer
war, and there were a boxing match
and a horse race In which bo was In
terested. The first discovery ho mndo
after reaching his bedroom was that
bo had no cleau shirt to put on. Hopo
entered his henrt. No shirt, no church.
Going to the banister, he shouted:
"This is a nice statu of affairs, Isn't
it? Do you expect I'm going to wear
n pink and white shirt to church? I
know tbere'd bo some kick up about It
if I tried to go!"
"You havo four whlto shirts all nice
ly done up In tho bottom drawer of
your dresser," answered Mrs. Bowser
from the foot of tho stnlrs.
Ho found tho shirts, much to his dis
appointment, but thero were no collars
nnd cuffs with them. This gavo him
tho opportuuity for a second shout:
"Am I to go to churcli with n table
napkin or a towel tied around my neck
for, n collar? Last night when I told
you I was going to chuich today you
know I hadu't a collar or a cuff In tbo
"house, and yet you wero so glad!
navo you been selling off everything I
had to tho ragman?"
"In tho second drawer dozens of col
lars and cuffs!" answered Mrs. Bowser.
ITq was disappointed again. Ho got
down his Sunday trousers, hoping that
the moths had eaten nno leg Off, but
not tho slightest danmgo whs vl!lle.
Ills coot and vest were nlno all rlsht,
and It really looked as If ho was In for
It when he lifted out n Rhlrt. Half n
minute inter bo v,nn calling from the
bend of the stairs:
"Mrs. Bowser, do peoplo nttend
churcli with clothes on or with nothing
but n sheet wrapped around them?"
"What Is It now?"
"Here nro tho shirts, but there Isn't
a blamed button on ouc of 'em!"
"Of course there Isn't. You use the
gold plated buttonn, nnd jou'll find a
box full of 'em on tho dresser."
Mr. Bowser reluctantly got Insldo of
n Sunday shirt. In pulling on his
trousers ho tried hN best to burst his
suspenders or pull off the buttons, but
ovcrythlug held. Ho anticipated trou
ble with his collar, but It fitted his
neck like n cliairn. In spite of himself
be got dressed at last, but all of a sud
den ns he picked up his hairbrush n
strange odor camo to his nostrils, and
ho rnn out Into tho hall and shouted:
"Mrs. Bowser, will you have tho
kindness to step up here a minute?"
"Well, what Is It?" she asked as she
appeared, follpwcd by the cat.
"It Is this!" he hoarsely whispered as
he flourished tile hairbrush around.
"You have put peppermint tssence on
my hairbrush and I have brushed my
hair with It!"
"I washed your hairbrush In am
monia water yesterday. There's no
peppermint about It."
"Wolnan, don't dispute me! I'c got
a nose on 'lie. I know the smell o.'
peppermint essence, nnd I shall no
Sooner got seated In church than the
whole congtegatlon will begin to sniff
nnd snuff nnd smile. The scent will b?
traced to me, and before night I shall
bo named 'Peppermint Bowser.' "
"Please don't be foolish," she pro
tested. "1 tell you I washed your
brush" ,
"In peppermint essence," ho Inter
rupted, "though you would probably
Lme used skunk's oil If you had hnd
It peppermint essence, nnd people
will snuff and sniff nnd smile. Woman,
by the living Jingo, but this Is too
much! Out of this at once!"
And ns Mr. Bowser backed out he
waved tho hairbrush aiound his head
and pursued tho cat oer and under tho
MR. BOWSER PLEASED. ,
bed nnd around the chairs and out of
tho room. Ten minutes later he had
resumed his everyday uppnrel and wns
chuckling to himself. As he descended
to the sitting loom and sat down to tho
Sunday papcis Mis. Bowser queried:
"So you havo decided not to go to
church this morning?"
"Peppermint Bowser will remain at
home," he replied as he glared at her
over his glasses.
"But 1 thought you had come to see
your duty In a different light?"
"I have, madam."
"And as a man who gives his sup
port to the moral law"
"I will stay at home and air this
house and drlvo out tho smell ot pep
permint. Woman, take yourself to
tho house of the Lord, If you will, but
ns you sit nnd listen to the words of
the good man In tho pulpit, ns you
hear tho niiislc of the gospel and the
songs of faith, hide your face and let
no one know that you are Mrs. Pep
permint Bowser, nnd that you willfully
and maliciously prevented mo from be
coming a good man and a loving bus
bnud!" M. Quad.
What I lie riurber Said.
"To shave n man nt home," stld a
barber, "I charge a quarter, but to
shavo a deadman half a dollar Is tbo
price. About a "tenth of my private
customers ura women.
"I shavo at their houses six or seven
women every day. I don't know why
it Is some women have beards. It Is
very distressing to them, and they
shavo c)oso nnU often., i. It Is their only
romedy. Tho elqctrlc rjoedlo Is no good
for them, you see, bepause their beards
aro so thick that It would take a life
time for tho oporntor to go over their
faces and pi)ck each hair out sepa
rately, as must ho done In tho clecti le
al dcpllltatlngsystom.
"Benids only grow on old women.
They nro ope of the feminine disfigure
ments of ago. It Is the same trouble, 1
suppose as that which affects old men.
Old men, you know, havo thick
growths of hair In their nostrils nnd
enrs that roust pc cut put weekly, and
their eyebrows if not regularly trim-
N fi
es!ieii$HaHiiM$i
An E:
expensive 1 10
is the one which you cut off and
throw away every time that you
smoke a Five Cent cigar. There is
nearly as much labor in making this
end as all the rest of the cigar, and
yet every man who buys a cigar cuts
it off and throws it away. You get
all you pay for when you smoke
M
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Three hundred million Old Virginia Cheroots smokid this a
ycir. Ask your own dealer. Price, 3 for 5 cents. 7 jg
&
med would grow to two or three Inch
es." Philadelphia Record.
Sho IVnn 'Tonndcd."
Netta was n little girl who lived In a
foundling us) luin. n place where home
less children without relatives are
cared for.
A Isltor who often came to the
foundling had taken n great fancy to
Nettn. It was the birthday of Muriel,
tho lady's littlo girl, and permission
wns asked for Nettn to take tea with
Muriel.
As it was Muriel's birthday Netta
wished to be very nice to her. At tho
same time Netta felt she bad an ad
vantage over Muriel, for It was not
every one who Ihed In n foundling hos
pital. "You were born. Muriel?" she asked.
Muriel nodded and smiled.
Up went Netta's head n little higher.
"It Is f.o common to be horn." she said.
"I was founded!" Exchange.
Wanted n Jch an Dona.
A boy of about 11, with well worn
clothes ami a face In wbieh timidity
nnd determination struggled for tho
mastery, entered the office of 0 ship
ping house on Kront street one day H .t
week, approached tbo desk of him
whose appearance spoke the control cf
the establishment and. catching his
eye, said:
"Do you want a boss, mlcter?"
"What!" exclaimed the proprietor,
surprised out of his self control.
"I want to know If jou want n boss,
sir."
"I don't understand you. What do
you mean?"
"Weil, sir, I've been looking for
something to do for three weeks now,
and nobody wants a boy, so today 1
thought I'd see If somebody didn't
wnnt a boss. I'd like to be a boss."
"Well, well! That's not bad. Are
you willing to work up to the Job? It
took me 2," years to get It."
" 'Deed I am, sir, If 'you'll give me
the chance,"
Toijay an earnest boy'In Jumper nnd
overnlls Is struggling with bundles and
packing cases In the shipping room of
the concern. He Intends to be boss of
the establishment before his side
whiskers, which have not yet sprout
ed, nre as gray as those of the present
lncumbeut.
And the chances, with his energy and
will, ate In his favor.- New York
Times.
Four Good Smokes Cheap.
"Gimme threo nickel cigars," said
th6 man with the red necktie at the
restaurant counter. He was quickly
supplied. '
"Now gimme a good Havana or Key
West cigar, about n 15 center."
Ho caiefully lighted the Havana ci
gar and tucked the nickel cigars In his
upper vest pocket. ,
"You smoke n Havana yourself nnd
keep the nickel cigars for your friends,
I suppose?" said the dealer, with a
sickly smile.
"No," said the man with the red
necktie; "I'va got n better nehemo than
that I always smoke a 15 cent Ha
vana or Key West cigar after dinner.
Then I smoke tho nickel cigars after
waid. The nickel cigars taste exactly
like the Havana cigar, and thus I get
the benefit of four choice clgnrs that
ordinarily would cost me 00 cents for
30 cents.
"Try It yourself," said the man with
the red necktie as he walked out Chi
cago Tribune.
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"CIrcns ascensions aro generally,
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lot or not far away.
"A balloon is made of 4 cent muslin:
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