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A FAMILY PAPER, DEVOTED TO LITERATURE, SCIENCE, AGRICULTURE AND GENERAL NEWS. J. IS. CUAlIBEHSi ... KUH or. TERMS. Yearly, by mall or carrier $2 00 Six months i 00 'Three months . to VOL. IV.--NO. 9. PAINESVILLE, LAKE CO., OHIO, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1874. WHOLE NO. 165. NORTHERN OHIO JOURNAL. Published Every Saturday. NORTHERN OHIO THE NEWS. flCltSOKAi. The firm of Jonee, SonDeborn fc Co., of "New York, leading petroleum exporting honse, lias snependod, with liabilities at about 9S0O.00O. Heski C. Bowks has instituted legal pro ceedings in a libel suit against the Brooklyn Eagle, in which damages are laid at $100,000. The complaint is based upon an interview published in the Eagle purporting to have taken place between Bo wen aud an Eagle re porter, whiah Bowen claims to be false in every particular, and upon three editorial ar ticles immediately following the publication of the same. The Democratic State Convention of Penn sylvania nominated W. B. Boss for Supreme Judge, and adopted a platform of principles, the important features of which are, the de manding of restrictions upon national banks, denouncing attempts to procure decisions from the Supremo Court adverse to the new Constitution, and opposing mixed schools, be lieving that co-education of the whites and tlacks would be detrimental to both races. : ; ,is . . . . i .MuniiAo mt iu circulation or ine resicrnaxinn of Secretary Bristow. and the appointment of Hon. Hugh McCulloch, of Indiana, to suc ceed him. Fbof. riEBRE Blot, the celebrated culinary artist, died at New York recently. Hxnkt C. Bowes has brought a second libel suit against the Brooklyn Eagle. Dam ages to the extent of $100,000 are claimed in each case. At the recent Spiritualists' camp-meeUng at Terre Haute, Ind., Mrs. Suydam, of Chi cago, gave a seance, In which, claiming to be under control of the spirits, coal and alcohol, both bnrning,"were poured over her face and hands without injury. Bev. Henby Waiid Beeches preached at the Twin Mountain House, N. H., on the 30th nit., to a congregation of" over 1,000 persons. The sermon was prononnced one of his most successful efforts. ' Theophile Fapis, acting Mayor of St. Louis, wai held in $3,000 bail to answer to the charge of assault preferred by Mark H. Smith, proprietor of the Turk Hotel, at Madi son, Wis., last week. Jodoe Bazil, Habkison, of Prairie-Bonde, the first white roan that settled at School craft, Mich., tho first Judge of Kalamazoo county, and the original character of Coop er's "Bee Hunter," died Sunday, Aug. 30, ed 104 years and 6 months. A labor meeting of old miners and others interested in the development of the mineral ' resources of the Black Hills was held at Des Moines, recently. Two hundred and fifty names were enrolled under Capt. Russell, who intends to leave there about tho 10th of Sep tember for the Hills. It is understood that this organization will move in conjunction with several others forming in different places on the frontier. The thirteenth annual convention of the Fenian Brotherhood was held in New York last week. Fbost has already appeared near Ottawa, Ont The reports of rich gold discoveries in the Black HUIb country seem to be pretty gener ally accepted as true. Gen. Forsyth, in a let tor from Harney's Peak, says the very roots of the grass in that vicinity would pan five cents to the pan. Gen. Sheridan has issued an order forbidding parties from goiDginto the reservation, and of course any occupation of the territory will be technically illegal ; but it ... t.i. ,.t.. .i i . i - . .... .uumwiy uiuiuincx win ne aaaiimAn .nrf that we shall soon here of the results of prac tical mining there. .Gov. Osbokne, of Kansas, has called an extra session of the Legislature for the 15th of September, to devise means for the relief of the settlers whose crops have been de stroyed by the grasshoppers. The cost of the government of New York city for the year ending Aug. 1 was, in round numbers, $50,000,000. The debt, in the same time, was considerably increased. Custek's Black Hills expedition returned to Fort Lincoln on the 29th of August, having in fifty-nine days marched about 900 miles, and a part of tho command 200 miles further. Twenty-six days were spent In the exploration of the Black Hills, the command traveling in its valleys about 300 miles. Gold was found at various points, aud in Custer's Peak, seven miles south of Harney's Peak, in almoBt un limited quantities. It was found in the grass' roots to tne extent of 5 cents per panful, in creasing in amount till, at the depth of eight feet, 20 cents to the pan was the yield, with every facility for mining at hand. The bed rock was not reached, and yet shot gold was found, and the miners estimate that a single man could take, out $26 to $100 per day. Stabtxiks news of Indian depredations has been received from the West. A. B. Webster telegraphs from .Dodge City - thai Capt. Thresher's surveying party arrived there last week. Six of his men were attacked by In dians on the evening of Aug. 23, while in camp on Crooked creek, and the entire party killed. It is believed the Cheyennes and Kiowas. committed the murders. Much anxiety is felt for the safety of other survey ing parties south of Dodge City. The Secretary of the Treasury has, it is aid, determined to abandon the monthly sales of gold if the currency receipts of the Government are sufficient to meet its ex penses. CRIMJC A.U CHUURAU. A vah giving the name of Gustav Meyer has been arrested in New York, having been recognized, by one Lewis Moses as Theophile George Kerstein, who is alleged to have rob bed tho Kulm Credit Bank, of Western Prus sia, last December, of $180,000 in bonds and money. Kerstein was Director in the bank. It is said he committed many forgeries besides the embezzlement, and that one man in Kulm lost $75,000 by him, and several banking houses in Berlin were victimized to the amount of $30,000. Tse U. S. Marshal and Gov. Leslie, of Kentucky, have held a consultation, and the militia and the United States troops will act together in arresting the contending parties The State troops have thus far been pnrsuing both parties of offenders. -At Lancaster, Garrard county, the scene of last week's troubles, all is quiet, but the State troops remain to insure order. Forty-five rioters have been arrested. At Pickettsville, Gibson county, Tenn., last week, some negroes threatened a riot on ac count of some supposed wrong done to them, and manifested a desire to kill certain whites, and sack the town. On the 26th sixteen of the ringleaders were arrested ; but were taken from the prison by aboit 100 masked men, who tied them together and marched off on the Huntington road half a mile from town. Six of the number were cut laase and ordered to escape, and. as soon as that ommand was given, a full volley was fired upon them, kill ing four and wounding the other two one mortally. The remainder were carried a.p the liver two miles and killed. - At New Orleans, recently, in one day, two suicides and three homicides occurred, and. in addition, three persons were dangerously wounded with razors and pistols in affrays. It is reported that the strike in Belfast, Ire land, has ended, and that all the operatives, 40,000 in number, have resumed work in the factories at reduced rates. A Fbencbmas named August Gardner, while walking on the track of the Jefferson ville, Madison and Indianapolis railroad, near Henryville, on the night of the 29th nit., was attacked by three men, who took his pocket- book and five dollars, and then tied him on the track over a small culvert, where he was ran over by a passenger train. He was alive whou found, but died soon after. No clew to the perpetrators of the crime. The citizens of Memphis have held an in dignation meeting to protest against the re cent murder of sixteen negroes by a band of masked men. Jeff. Davis, Gen. Forrest and others addreescd the meeting, and denounced the inhuman outrage. A Shrevei'obt telegram states that tho Coushitta prisoners, who were on the way to Texas from Louisiana, were mot at the Texan border, on the bank of the Bod river, near Shreveport, by a party of Texans numbering about forty, who took tho prisoners from the hands of the guard and killed them. The Texans swore they did not want such people hunting homes iu their State. An Atlanta (Ga.) dispatch says : " The Lee county (Ala.) fight has been very much exag gerated. No person was killed, and only one church was burned. All is now quiet there. It is believed no one was much hurt." A train on the Alabama and Chattanooga railroad was stopped and boarded near York Station, Ala., last week, by a band of armod men, who shot down the colored mail agent without provocation. POLITICAL.. The Illinois Democratic Convention, in sos sion at Springfield on the 26th nit-, nominated Charles Carroll for State Treasurer, and S. M. Etter for Superintendent of Schools. A plat form was adopted declaring in favor of the " restoration of gold and silver as the basis of currency, the resumption of specie payments as soon as possible without disaster to the business interests of , tho country, by Bteadily opposing inflation, and by the paymout of the national indebtedness in the money of the civilized world ; opposing any tariff except for revenue laws ; denounc ing all sumptuary laws, and declar ing it to be the right and duty of tho State to protect its citizens from extortion aud unjust discrimination. The Republicans of Michigan have put in nomination the following ticket : Governor, John J. Bagley ; Lieutenant-Governor, Henry H. Holt ; Secretary of State, E. G. D. Hol den ; Treasurer, "William B. McCreary ; Auditor-General, Ralph Ely ; Attorney-General, Andrew J. Smith ; Superintendent of Public Instruction, Daniel B. Briggs. The platform favors a return to specie payment at the earliest day practicable ; expresses the belief that " banking, under a well guarded national system, should be free, the volume and local ity of issues being regulated by the business law of demand ;" and denounces repudiation in every form or degree. The Republicans of Kansas have renomina ted Gov. Osborne for re-election. The plat form of principles expresses the opinion that the public debt should not be reduced spas modically, but gradually and surely ; favors such legislation as will make national banking free to all; denounces the salary grab; de clares that all railroad corporations are the creatures of the State ; denounces drunken ness as " one of the greatest curses of modern society," and favors such legislation as will be most effectual in destroying the evil ; declares against a third Presidential term ; affirms that the public lands are for the use ef actual set tlers, and condemns any further grants of the public domain to railroad or other corpora tions. The Democratic Convention of Ohio assem bled at Columbus on the 20th ult. and nom inated the following ticket : For Secretary of State, Win. Bell, of Licking ; for School Com missioner, C. S. Smart, of Pickaway ; for Judge of the Supreme Court, W. J. Gilmore, of Preble; for Clerk of the Supreme Court, Arnold Green, of Cuyahoga; for member of the Board of Publio Works, Martin Schiller, of Boss. The platform declares "in favor of such an increase of the circulating medium as the business interests of the country may from time to time require, and that sound policy and justice require that no less than one-half of the customs duties should be pay able in greenbacks ;" favors the abolition of " the franchise of the national banks to issue a paper currency as soon as the same can safely and prudently be done, and that the notes so overdrawn by the banks be sub stituted by the Government with a legal-tender currency ;" declares that the 5-20 bonds ought to be payably in legal-tender notes ; op poses " all combinations that tend to increase the cost of transportation beyond a fair re muneration to the carrier ;" opposes the Civil Rights bill and the third term principle ; and closes by "arraigning the Republican party for its extravagance and profligacy," etc., etc. The total . majority against the new Ohio Constitution is 147,281. The " license " propo sition is also defeated by 7,286. The Democrats of Missouri, in their con vention at Jefferson City, nominated the fol lowing ticket : Governor, Charles H. Harlin; Lieutenant-Governor, Norman J. Coleman; Secretary of State, M. K. McGrath ; Auditor, Thomas Halladay; Treasurer, Joseph W. Mercer ; Register of Lands, Oscar Kochlitsky. The platform declares that the 5-20 bonds ought to be paid in greenbacks, and favors a repeal of the National Banking law and tho substitution of greenbacks to the extent' of the national Dank currency. It also de clares that " the legal-tender notes of the United States, in addition to being receivable in payment of all debts and demands of every kind due to the United States and to individuals, should also be made receivable for duties on imports." Iu regard to the rail road question, it demands " such legislation upon the subject, both State and national, as. will effectually secure the industrial -and pro ducing interests of the country against all forms of corporate monopoly and taxation." ' The Republican State. Convention of New Jersey mot in convention at Trenton on the 27th ult., and unanimously nominated George A. Halsoy for Governor. The platform ap proves the past record of the Republican party, eulogizes President Grant and his ad ministration, and favors a speedy resumption of specie payments. A new Republican organ is about to be started iu New York. The stock, amounting to $500,000, has already been subscribed. C. C. Norvell, lato of the Times, will be the leading editor. - Kentucky official election returns are re ceived from all counties except Union and Wayno, giving the vote for Jones, for Clerk of the Court of Appeals, 114,348; Cochran, 53, COi; Jones' majority, 60,844. ' The Spanish Federalists who took refuge in Portugal after the defeat of their scheme for a Federal Republic are to be banished from the domain of King Ferdinand. The Carlists have made another attack on Fuycerda, and again met with repulse. The defense was most courageous. Even the women assisted in repairing the breaks in the ramparts during the fight. At St. Petersburg, on .the 28th nit., the Grand Duke Vladimir was married to the Duchess of Mecklenburg. Spain is about to add 100,000 men to her armies by conscription. ' - A Brussels dispatch says that the Interna tional Conference, at a full sitting, rejected four introductory general principles proposed by Russia, and all the proposals concerning reprisals. The French authorities have disarmed a Carlist battalion for entering French ter ritory. The sale of the London Hour has been pro hibited in England. Quabanttns regulations have been put in force at Quoenstown, vfliich cause great hindrance to commerce. Cubans in New York have information of important successes of the insurgents in Cuba. A force of Spaniards numbering 2,000 were ambuscaded, and these were either cut to pieces or found safety in flight ; a Spanish Captain of regulars had deserted to the Cu bans, taking with him two companies of volun teers ; besides which the Cuban army captured a quantity of arms in Santa Espiritu. and in creased its numbers by enlisting 500 well armed men. Mount Etna was in a state of eruption last week, with stream? of lava pouring from three craters. Sevebaii Italian regiments have been sent to Sicily, because of au increase of brigandage and general lawlessness. Court martials have been established for the promt punishmont of offenders. The British government is pressing itsclaims upon Spain for idemnity for the murdor of its citizens who were on board the Yirgiuius. Report of the Plymouth Investigating Commit tec. Plymouth Church, Brooklyn, was densely packed on the evening of August 28, when tho Investigating Committee reported. Probably over 3,000 people wore present, aud many had to leave for lack of accommodations. The following is au abstract of tho Committee's report : They find in detail an acquital of Mr. Beechor on the charge of adultery with Mrs. Tilton at the times and places specified in Til ton's accusation; that Mr. Beechor never committed an unchaste or improper act with Mrs. Tilton ; that ho has committed errors of judgment that he will now admit, and which he must regrjt most of all : aud that there is nothing iu tho evidence that should impair .tho confidence of Plymouth Church in the Christian character and integrity of Henry Ward Beecher. The errors of judgment to which the committee refer are : That Mr. Beecher did not take counsel with some of his Christian brethren instead of a man of whom he knew so little, aud who has proved so unworthy as Moulton ; and that he should have been so unguarded in his rela tions with the Tilton family that Mrs. Tilton had an opportunity to fall in love with him. The report is quite lengthy, and concludes as follows : First We find from tho evidence that the Rev. Henry Ward Boecher did not commit adultery with Mrs. Elizabeth It. Tilton, either at the time, times, or at the place or places set forth in the third and fourth subdivisions of Mr. Tilton's statement, nor at any other time or place whatever. Eecotul We find from the evidence that Mr. Beecher has never committed any unchaste or improper act with Mrs. Tilton, nor made any unchaste or improper remark, proffer, or solicitation to her of any kind or description whatever. Third If this were a question of errors of judgment on the part of Mr. Beocher, it would be easy to criticise, especially in the light of recent events. In such criticism, even to the extent of regrets and censure, we are sure no man would join more sincerely than Mr. Beecher himself. Fourth We find nothing whatever in the evidence that should impair the perfect con fidence of Plymouth Church or the world in the Christian character and integrity of Henry Ward Beecher. Aud now let the peace of God, that passeth all understanding, rest and abide with Plymouth Church and its be loved and eminent pastor, so much and so long afflicted. (Signed) Henry W. Saoe, Augustus Stobks, Henby M. Cleveland, Hobace B. Claklin, John Winslow, S. V. White, Committee of Investigation. Brooklyn, Aug. 27, 1874. Tho roport of the Committee of Investiga tion, with the statement of conclusions, upon being read to the church, was adopted amid snouts of acclamation. The following resolutions were also unani mously adopted : liesolved. That the evidence laid before the Examining Committee not only does not af ford any foundation for putting the pastor of this church, the Rev. Henry Ward Beecher, upon trial, but, on the contrary, establishes, to the perfect satisfaction of this church, his entire innocence and absolute personal purity with respect to all the charges now or hereaf ter made against bim by Theodore Tilton. Sesolaed, That our confidence and love for Our pastor, far from being diminished, are heightened and deepened by the unmerited sufferings which ho has so long borne, and that we welcome him with a sympathy more tender and a trust more unbounded than we ever felt before to his public labors among us. to our church, our families, our homes, and our hearts. During the reading of the report frequent interruptions were caused by applause, which followed the reading of certain passages sus taining Mr. Beecher, and outbursts of laugh ter were drawn by any allusions to the mutual friend, Moulton, and his participation in the matter. The concluding portion of tbe report and summing up of the committee were re ceived with the waving of handkerchiefs. hats, and whatever else came handy, and the applause which greeted its ending was almoBt deafening. In response to a call, Mr. R. W. Raymond made a short speech. Referring to Mr. Moul ton's part in the affair, he said: "Mr. Francis D. Moulton has tried to poison tho minds of men against Mr. Beecher." This brought Mr. Moulton to his feet, who glared at the spoaker. and exclaimed twice in a loud voice : " You're a liar, sir ; you're a liar, sir.' Much confusion ensued, men and women standing up, the latter mounting on seats and joining in the cry with a hearty good will of 'Put him out;" "Shame, sir." etc.. etc.. mingled with loud and prolonged hissing, in the midst of which Mr. Halliday came for ward, and making himself heard above the din, partially restored order, saving : " Gen tlemen, let him sit still and hear the truth ;" but Moulton still remained on his feet, saying : " I dare you to put me out." Acoupleof po lice officers pnt in an appearance behind Mr. iiouiton, ana be resumed his feat. Order being partially restored. Mr. Ravmond continued : " Well, now I want to say some thing to you about blackmailing." Cries of "Yes, go for the blackmailer." He claimed that Mr. Tilton did not know where the money came from, but it was evident that Mr. Moulton paid him the money out of his pocket. Was it upon his insinuations, garbled language and otters ? Was it npon this, he wanted to know, they were to wait and doubt ? With regard to the pistol, it was not pretended by Mr. Beech er, or advanced by Mr. Moulton, that under the influence of the pistol he was hurried or intimidated into any action. The story of the pistol was just this : It went to show the character of a man who went to call npon a minister with his pistol. He concluded his address by stating that, come what might, they would all stand by the man who had stood up hi uuuijr lor tllttut. The Chairman then put the Question on re ceiving the report of the committee, and adopting the resolutions offered. On motion, it was passed by a standing; vote, with the waving oi nats ana handkarcbiofs when the " ayes " were called for, but when the " noes" were called, Frank Moulton only rose, and was greeted with a perfect storm of hisses, and another uproar succeeded, but was calmed in a slight degree when Mr. Gilbert rose and offered resolutions tendering thanks to mem bers of the committee for the faithful and impartial manner in which they had performed their duties, and also to tbe counsel of the committee for their valuable services. This was also adopted. A motion was made to adinnm hnf. TH Halliday announced that the proceedings w Hciiuiunw wilii me signing ox me aox olocy. At the close of the meeting, Moulton started out with two or three friends. A crowd im mdiately surrounded him, uttering intense hisses, calling him names, and shouting "Put him out!" "Trample on him!" and like ex pressions, and when he was nassincr tlironirli the ini.er door several of the crowd attempted to strike him. A squad of policemen inter fered aud shielded him from the insame mob, giving him an opportunity to get to the out- Blue uoor. no Btarcea along tne alley-way, which leads from the rear door, where the mob again attempted to get at him and do mm viuieuce. Pistols were flourished and men tried to lay hands on him Policemen braced thnmsnlvos waved tlieir clubs, and threatened that if the people did not cease their outrageous proceed ings they must charge. On reaching the out er gate, a crowd met them from the front. and another critical moment was at hand. A new force of police also appeared, and proba bly saved Mr. Moulton's life, and this alone saved it. He was carried to his carriage by the officers. Cries of " Lay him out !" " Kill him !" " Shoot him !" resounded on every hand. The crowd surrounded the carriage, men blocked the wheels with the r arms and attempted to etop the vehicle, but the police Buuceeuea in Dealing mem on, ana no was driven nome m saiety. The most profitable of poultry, we believe, to be the light Brahmas ; they are good layers, mature early, are heavy bodies when mature, have good flavored flesh, are good sitters and mothers, are hardy, very docile and not inclined to wander, can be kept in side of a fence iive feet high or less, are hands me, and are salable either living or aeaa. A Spirit's Tisit. Some of our readers, says the Roch ester Democrat and Chronicle, may re member a statement by Dr. Ditson, of Albany, copied into these columns some time since, to the effect that Charles Wise aud wife, an aged couple living in Schenectady, driving home from Glen vilie early one evening, twelve years ago, were struck by an engine on the Central road and killed, and that a lady living in Schenectady was told of the occur rence about three-quarters of an hour before it occurred ! The editor of the Schenectady Union has investigated the statement, and he believes it true in nil its details. " The lady alluded to," he says, "is now a resident of this city, one of the most intelligent and respect able ladies in ' the place, whose word would be just as good as her bond. She is known by most of our citizens, and no one would think of questioning her word on any subject when she spoke knowingly." The Union repeats the story, au follows : " At ten minutes past five, just forty minutes before the accident happened, and while the train that killed Mr. and Mrs. W. must have been twenty miles from said crossing, the lady in this city, already alluded to, heard her door-bell ring, which she answered. She found at the door an aged lady, or what ap peared to her as such whose dress indi cated that she belonged to a prev:ou generation, and whom she did not know. She informed the stranger that she did not know her, tho stranger making a similar observation with regard to her. The strange woman then told her to send down to the 6 o'clock train, as the dead bodies of her friends aud neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wise, were upon it. The old lady then left. The lady of the house told her husband, who was in the back yard at the time, who heard the bell ring, what had happened, but he did not believe it, and made the matter the subject of ridicule. But being urged a second or third time, he went to the depot. 'The train not having ar rived he returned home, still more a disbeliever than ever. Concluding, however, to satisfy himself that the whole thing was a mere fancy, ho went again to the depot, this time to find tho train in considerable late, but, true enough, bearing the dead bodies of Mr. and Mrs. Wise, who were killed as above stated. As was previously stated, there is no telegraphic communication with the scene ef the accident, and if there had been how could it have given no tice here of an accident forty minutes before it happened ? As was stated, the lady who received this information was not a Spiritualist. She subsequently described the appearance of the person who rang the bell to a sister of Mrs. Wise, who declared it to be a true de scription of her mother, who had been dead many years. We have repeated part that was stated in the article in the New York paper, in order to give the facts just as we learned them, and also to show that said report was essentially true." The editor speculates considerably as to the mystery, and although he is not a Spiritualist, he intimates his profound belief first in tne story, and next in the supposition that the mysterious visitor of the Schenectady lady was an embod ied spirit. Now, then, will some scientist, or perhaps "some one well versed m human nature and the preva lent desire to believe in the marvelous, take up this case and investigate it? How to Reach the Black Hills Con y The region known as the Black Hills is situated in' Western Dakota, with their western slope stretching into Wy oming Territory, their southern ex tremity extending within fifty miles of the northwest corner of Nebraska, and their northern limits touching on Montana Territory. While within the Black Hills proper there is a vast extent of very rich grazing and agricultural lands, abundance of timber and of water, to approach them from anywhere in the Eastern States the traveler must pass throngh a strip of country varying in width and generally destitute of water and vegetation. Taking Harney's Peak, near which the richest gold discoveries were made by Custer's miners, as our objective point, and measuring the dis tance as shown by the Government maps, we are enabled to furnish the fol lowing table of distances from impor tant irontier points: Mile. From Bisniarck to Harney's Peak 251 from nortn 1'ialte, jncD., to Harney's 1'eaK 31 From Fort Pierrp, Dak., to Uarriev's Peak I(i3 From Cheyenne, Wyo., to Harney's Peak 201 I From Fort Uandall, Dak., to Harney's Peak 158 From Brule City, Dak., to Harney's Peak 192 Of the si starting places above named, the route via JBrule City, is the best, and is really the only feasible on Say, for example, a Chicago man desires to go to the Black Hills. He must travel by some one of the three railroad routes, witn distances respectively as ioiiows : " Mite. Fan. Chicago to Bismarck, Dak 1,CKW Ho. 85 Chicago to Cheyoune, Wyo ,1,100 48. 0 CLieao to Yanktuu, Dak 660 19.65 Sioux City Journal. Absinthe. A Paris correspondent says : " The other day I saw a sad sight on the Champs Elysees, and which, with all my experiences of Parisian life, I never saw in this city before. It was a party of three persons, two men and a woman, all well nay, even handsomely dressed, and all three in a reeling, beastly state of intoxication. The men went staggering along, disputing and gesticulating after the manner of drunk en men generally, now and 'then stop ping to hail the passing unoccupied carriages, not one of which would con sent to stop for them, while the woman reeled along in company, sometimes clutching wildly at the arm of one of her companions, and at other times stopping to address them in words of tipsy remonstrance. She was handsome ly dressed in a costume of black silk and cashmere, trimmed with jet, while her companions wore high hats, broad cloth suits, and kid gloves. Finally the party made up their minds to cross the street, a difficult feat for anybody to at temp to execute in the full possession of their senses, so dense is the throng of passing carriages, and so rapidly are they driven, but the drunken trio got across somehow, and disappeared among the crowd of promenaders. Such is a specimen of the changes wrought by the lapse of a few years in the man ners and customs of this people. Be fore the introduction of absinthe, who ever saw a drunken person in the streets of Paris ? Now who is it that does not see them? Not drunkenness in rags alone, but drunkenness with goodly ap parel and mien of ought-to-be respecta bility. Oregon enjoys some extraordinary natural advantages. The' yield of wheat this year has been excellent, the wool clip has been good and commands good prices, while the salmon yield alone amounts to nearly $2,000,000. This latter industry is growing rapidly. There are already thirteen canning and curing establishments iu -operation at Portland, and two more in course of erection. There is but little danger, if proper precautions are used, of exhaust ing the supply of these delicate fish, for one full-grown female lays 6,000.000 eggs every year, and, if but a small proportion of the family reach maturity, the supply will exceed any demand likely to be made in many years. Blessed with an inexhaustible supply of salmon, and the absence of Joaquin Miller granted, what else ean Oregon ask for ? All Sorts. Without a rich heart wealth is an ugly beggar. The tigers of India annually consume 1,420 persons. First law of gravity Never laugh at your own jokes. A music te ichor should be a man of sound judgment. Anna Dickinson is at work on her own biography. In Philadelphia last year the police made 30,400 arrests. The modern golden rule Do unto others as they would do you. A California newspaper chronicles the fact that a defaulting County Treas urer from that State has " turned up " in one of the Fiji islands, where he hns a plantation and a flock of native wives. " This is the season," says a cynic, " in which women put their heads out of the parlor windows and tell their neighbors how many Hies they cleared out of the dining-room before dinner, and how- many they swept off the floor before breakfast." The Grecncastle (Ind.) Iianncr says that a young lady in Marion county took care of twenty stands of bees last year, which produced about 1,500 pounds of honey. At the same time the bees increased one-half, making the entire profit about 800. An elderly maiden in Lockport, N. ST., purchased one of tho Egyptian mummies at the Niagara Falls Museum the other day for a parlor ornament. She said it would seem better to have a man around, even if he was advanced in bfe and withered. A Cuban lady at Saratoga, famous for her wealth and very elaborate toilets, wears a necklace of American $20 gold pieces, valued at $500. Whenever she wears this peculiar ornament the fel lows " nudge " one another and whisper, ' She has money." Nature says : " M. de Lesseps' scheme for making an inland sea in Algeria seems to have excited great alarm in some of the French journals. It is feared that the resulting evapora tion will have a bad effect on the climate of France, one journal going so far as to suggest a return of the glacial epoch !" " What are you halloaing about, Billy ?" said a mother at the stair-foot one evening, after her two boys had been put to bed. " Please, mother," said Bill, "Jim wants half the bed." " Well," said she, " let him have it, and you take the other half." " Yes, mother," says Bill, "but he will have his half out of the middle, and make me sleep on both sides of him. " The price of bituminous coal, from which is produced the ordinary gas with which streets and houses are lighted, is lower in the United States thau in England, but the gas is twice or even thrice dearer. In London, which has to get coal by sea and by railroad from remnte collieries, gas has lately been reduced to$l per 1,000 cubic feet, and even this is grumbled at as being too high. Mrs. Burnham, of the St. Louis Ite jrublican, says : " Theodore gives the world the impression that Mrs. Tilton is a beauty, but Elizabeth is 40, has had seven children, was never handsome, is shapeless, with a dull, ordinary face set between two rows of cork-screw curls, that give a school-marmy air to her. Sne's just tho woman, if I were a man, that I should go to for a goo I pattern for a flannel undershirt." It is rumored that the fall season will see women apparently clad in coats of mail, a fine network covering corsage and underskirt, heavy with closely wrought steel beads ; and when, in ad dition to this, the fronts of hats are or namented in a similar manner, helmet wise, the effect can be imagined. The coming new boot will have the Marseilles bottom or extension edge to the sole, with two rows of stitching, kid topped and morocco foxed. An entirely new fashion in shape and design of boots will come out this fall, called "La Belle Kellogg ;" also a very handsome new style of skating-shoe. Woman's Courage. Williamsport was yesterday morning in a fever of excitement when it was an nounced that James Null had the night before been shot and killed by the wife of Mr. Joeeph Ardinger, at their resi dence a few miles north of the town. The circumstances as near as we can gather them are as follow: "Mrs. Ardinger, at about 9 o'clock on Tues day night, accompanied . by several of her children, went to the Bpring near the house for water, her husband being absent. On her way returning she was met or followed by Null, who, armed with a knife used insulting language ana demanded admittance to the house. Mrs. Ardinsor succeeded in getting in the house, shut the door in his face and locked it. Null then went to the rear door, and whilst attempting to f'ree, or after he had forced it, Mrs. A., having in the meantime armed herself with a revolver, fired two shots. Null left suddenly and it was not known till the following morning that the shots had taken effect. He was then found lying about 50 yards from the house, dead, traces of blood following his path from the door of tho house. When found he still retained the knife m his hand. Null was a disorderly and dangerous charac ter, and his sudden taking off is a mat ter of congratulation in the neighbor hood. liagcrstown (Md.) J'rcss. Foot Women. Thero is probably nothing, says the Nation, not even the sack of a stormed city, which brings out the devilish and animal parts of some men's nature as the unchecked control of another human being's person and feelings does. Th ere are thousands of poor women m this city, without friends or hope in this world, who have to listen every night to the ravings and bear the blows and tortures of tyrannical beasts, compared to whom Walworth was harmless, aud decent, and merciful ; and yet the world Knows nothing of their sorrows, unless when, now and then, some un lucky blow terminates their misery and their life together, and thousands of others pass their lives in higher stages of the same helL What is the remedy for this state of things, except the gen eral elevation of human nature, it would be hard to say. Legal remedies few people will care to discuss who seriously consider the condition of a woman whose youth and health have been passed in bearing children, and who has to face life without heart or hope, or training for any ca'ling bv which money may be made, and whoso nearest friend has turned into one of those fiendish ene mies by whom no male human being is ever pursued in civilized society. The United States District Court at Louisville has rendered a decision that is of interest to express companies an4 those that use them. A Louisville bank gave to the Adams Express Com pany $10,000 to be taken to Louisiana. By the falling of a bridge on the Louis ville and Nashville Bailroad, the car was burned and the money with it. The bank sued the express company, but the court decides that the company is not responsible for accidents on the railroad, and there! ore the bank lonen the money. . Fight Between a Bull-Dog and a Horse. The San Francisco Chronicle of the 1st inst. has the following : " Yester day afternoon about 6 o'clock a fine bay horse, attached to a light wagon, was being driven along Kearney street by two men. When near Sutter street a small English bull-dog, weighing 18 or 20 pounds, made a spring from the side walk and tried to catch the horse by tho nose. Missing him, the dog fell under the horse's feet, and in an instant caught him by the right fore-leg, just above the knee, where he held on with the grip of death. The horse reared and plunged and stamped. The men in the wagon, having all they could do to con trol the animal in that crowded thor oughfare, dared not attempt to get out to light the dog off. Finally, with a violent stamp and a sudden dropping to his knees, the horse shook the vicious brute off his leg, but in an instant he was caught again in the chest. Fasten ing his teeth in the tough, thick hide, the dog hung on like a leech. The poor horse, unable to shake him off, bolted across a low pile of lumber at the cor ner of Sutter and Kearney streets, wherO he was caught by a dozen men out of the large crowd which had assembled. Some one at this point raised the cry that the dog was mad. That was enough to keep the crowd back and insure fair play. Not a soul would go near, and tbe horse was several minutes left to fight it out alone. Again and again did he shake off the tenacious little animal, kicking and striKmg at him with all his fierce strength, but in vain. He would not desist. Once in a while a hoof would hit the dog and send him reeling in the dust, but quicker than lightning he would gather himself up, and again liiHten Ins vise-lifce fangs m the horse s flesh. ' Get a club here !' shouted some one in the crowd. ' Unfasten the horse's check-rein, and he'll soon fix him with his teeth,' shouted another man. ' Keep away from him ; don t touch him ; don't you see he's mad ?' was again yelled out, and the crowd stood back. Once the dog sprang, and, clasping the horse's left foreleg, just as a young bear would climb, a pole, fast ened his teeth in and held - on. The horse snorted with pain, and plunged wildly about ; he reared, kicked, fell on las knees, and stamped, but still ttioie sharp, white teeth were buried in his flesh, and the cold, sharp eye gleamed with tenacity and vicious hate. Finally, some one got a long club and beat the dog vigorously over the head. He would not let go. Then another man got a club and came to the horse's relief. A fierce whack fell on tho dog's nose, and then the teeth loosened, and the fierce little brute fell under the horse's heels. Again he made a spring, but this time something struck him full in the face. It was an iron-bound hoop, and it came with the force of a trip hammer. Beaten senseless, with the wind knocked completely out of him and a leg broken, the dog went rolling into a pile of rubbish, where his owner picked him up and carried him away in his arms. " The poor horse was completely un strung. The sweat poured off him in streams, and he shook and trembled so that he could scarcely stand. His owner got some rum and bathed the animal a legs which were budly cnt and lacerated, and after a few moments he got suffi ciently quiet to be driven home. The horse is a valuable one, but, unless there is danger of hydrophobia, his mr juries are not likely to prove serious. lhe novel spectacle lasted fully ten min utes, and was witnessed by as many as 500 people. The dog is owned by a man in the employ of the gas company. Me is a regular English bull, and is said to be one of the best fighters on this coast. He is terribly vicious, and is usually kept closely muzzled, bub on this occasion he did not have his muzzle The Dancers of Ear-Bings. An inquest held at Liverpool the other day on the body of a little girl about eight years, the daughter of a sailor, conveys a lesson with regard to ear-rings, which is, at all events, worth the attention of woman. The unfortu nate child, whose death formed the subject of inquiry, about three weeks ago underwent the operation of having her ears pierced with a stocking-needle. After the ears were pierced, two ear rings belonging to her mother were put in -them. A few clays later a blister came behind one ear ; then the jaws be gan to swell ; worse symptoms ensued, and on Saturday last the child ' died. The medical evidence was to the effect that death had resulted from exhaus tion consequent upon the intense in flammation caused by the piercing of the ears, and the jury rendered a ver dict accordingly. Of course, if women choose to have their ears pierced, it would be impertinence on the part of man to remonstrate against the self-inflicted torture; but there can be no harm in suggesting that children might be allowed to reach years of discretion before they are called upon to follow the example of their elders and betters in this respect. - It is, however, only fair on woman to admit that she did not invent the practice of ear-piercing. Ac cording to the Mohammedans, Abraham began it. In one of Sarah's jealous fits respecting Hagar, she said that she would not rest until she had dipped her hands in Hagar's blood. In order to quiet Sarah and enable her to redeem her promise without further upsetting her household, Abraham pierced Hagar's ears and drew rings through them. From ; that time ear-rings became the fashion. New Surgical Inventions. Two valuable surgical devices have lately been introduced into European hospital practice. One of these is the aspirater, which has been extensively employed by Dr. Diculafoy of Paris, and by means of which fluids can be ex tracted from formations, at some dis tance from the surface, with, safety and certainty. Another novelty in this line of mechanism is the introduction of a bloodless method of amputation and other operations on the limbs, by means of a compressing bandage, by which the limb is blanched yrith a circular elastic cord, which compresses both tho arte ries and the veins of the limb. This plan, proposed by Prof. Esmarch, has been adopted by many hospital sur geons. It is considered, however, a point yet to be determined, whether there are any drawbacks to this system, and especially whether, in certain cases, embolism is likely to result from dis placement of clot, which may have al ready formed in the veins of a damaged limb. Boston Traveller. Simple Cure for Boils. Dr. Simon, a physician of Lorraine, gives us a new cure for boils, namely, by treating them with camphorated al cohol. As soon as the culmination point of a boil makes its appearance he puts a little of the liquid in a saucer, and, dipping the ends of his little fin gers in it, rubs the inflamed surface, especially the central part, repeating the operation eight or ten times for about half a minute. He then allows the surface to dry, placing over it a slight coating of camphorated olive oil. He says that four such applications will, in almost all cases, cause boils to dry up and disappear ; the operation to be performed morning, noon and evening. The announcement of so simple a cure for such a painful malady will bear repetition. . .. FARM ASD HOUSEHOLD. If every farmer and farmer's son would plant one tree each every year and every farmer's wife and daughter cultivate half a dozen flowers each, how much brighter the country would be. In Connecticut a worn-out field was fifty years ago planted in timber. The field has yielded ten cords per year and fencing for the farm for twenty years past, and last year, when cleared, pro duced fifty cords per acre. There is good authority for saying that beets will do well if transplanted when the roots aro of a size ranging from half an inch to an inch in diameter. It is not safe to transplant if the roots are smaller. Rochester Democrat. A Massachusetts cultivator says, in Secretary Flint's report, that he has noticed in his garden that " that por tion which is hoed or cultivated with the dew upon the ground produces bet ter crops than when hoed in the heat of the day." According: to a French veterinary surgeon, if the inside of the ears and other exposed parts of horses are painted with a few drops of the empyreumatic oil of juniper, flies will not annoy them, the odor being unendurable to these tormentors. " Are you going to make a flower bed here ?" asked a young lady of her father's gardener. "Yes, miss; ,them's the orders." " Why it'll spoil our cro quet ground !" " Can't help it miss ; your papa says he is bound to have this plot laid out for horticulture, not hus bandry." For stumbling horses, shoe the foot as flat as possible, not having calks on the shoe except in slippery going, and then as low and short as possible and yet prevent the horse from slipping. The opposite foot should be shod like the lame one. Never let the smith pare the frog of the foot, whether sound or otherwise. AccoBDiNa to Endemann, meat cut in slices and placed in a room the air bf which is heated to 140 degrees, and only allowed to enter and escape through, cotton filters, becomes so dry in three hours that it can be ground, and, since the albumen and fibrin are not coagu lated, it loses none of its nutritive properties. An observing farmer much prefers a short-legged, broad-boned, full-bodied cow that will keep iu good condition on good pasture to a large, loose-built cow that gives more milk in the season, but will not yield so much taking the sea son altogether. He finds that the lar gest milker is by no means the most profitable cow to own. In a case of looseness of tbe bowels in horses we would give half an ounce of prepared chalk and half an ounce of ground ginger in the feed once a day. As indigestion is probably the cause, the feed should be carefully selected, and what grain is given should be ground. An ounce of salt should also be given in the feed daily. To cube sleeplessness let the full meal come in the middle of the day. Two hours after it has been taken walk three or four miles, or ride twice that number. Eat a light, easily digested supper, and pass the succeeding hours till bedtime in a way agreeable, but not exciting. Avoid causes of worry, and sleep in a fresh bed and a well-ventilated apartment. A correspondent of the Country Gentleman, after having experimented to his heart's content with several kinds of grease, tobacco water, kerosene, ashes, unguentum, etc., for killing lice on cattle, has arrived at the conclusion that sulphur sprinkled on the animals, and well rubbed into the hair, and a tablespoon f ul given in meal daily for a week, is the simplest, safest, and surest remedy he has ever tried. A correspondent of the New York Tribune says : . Hungarian grass or millet may be sown for a fodder crop as late as the first of July. It should bo cut before tho frost cuts it, and be cured as hay, or cradled or raked up and put in bundles, like oats. These will prob ably be the best fodder crop to raise for horses. No grain is necessary when horses are ' not worked, if they have plenty of this feed, which is nutritious, if cut early. .. .. . For a paste for wall paper take a gal lon of water, and bring to a boil in a kettle, one quart of flour stirred up in cold water, and strain through a sieve, so- as to have no lumps m it : stir well into the boiling water, then add one teacupful of West India molasses. Let it boil up once, and remove from the fare, stirring it up occasionally till cool. This makes a very adhesive paste, and moisture in the room will not dampen the paper through. In making sof tsoap, first put in the hopper about one bushel of ashes and pound them down ; then sprinkle on a little lime, and put on more ashes and lime and pound down ; and so until the hopper is full. Then pour boiling water on until the strong lye is all run off, and then pour on cold water to get some weak lye. Then put two gallons of grease in a ten-gallon kettle and let it fry brown. Then put in a pint of strong lyei at each time, until you get two gallons in keep boiling all the time. Then add one gallon, and the next time two gallons, and when the kettle is two- thirds full, nil up with weak lye ; and when the kettle is full your soap is done. Oiii is the simplest and safest remedy against lice on cattle." When mixed with sulphur, its effectiveness is in creased. Any of the following mixtures may be used : 1. Three parts of fresh lard ground up smoothly with one part snlphnr. 2. Three parts of lard with one of kerosene oiL 3. Twenty parts of lard with one of carbolic acid in crys tals, or one of creosote. Linseed oil may be used in any of the above instead of the lard. The effect of the grease or oil is to close the minute spiracles, or breathing pores, in which insects are situated upon the sides of the body, and the sulphur or carbolic acid entering into these pores is absorbed and acts as a poison. These mixtures, therefore, have a double effect. A fine polish for boots may be made as follows : Mix together two pints of the best vinegar and one pint of soft water ; stir into it a quarter of a pound of glue, broken up ; half a pound of logwood chips, two ounces ' of green copperas, and one ounce of the best isinglass. Pat the mixture over the fire and let it boil for about ten min utes. After straining it buttle and cork it. When cold it is fit for use. Apply with a clean sponge or soft brush. Or take of ivory black one ounce, sulphuric acid two ounces, one pint of molasses, two ounces of sweet oil, two ounces and a half of vinegar, quarter of an ounce of copperas dissolved in two ounces and a half of hot water, and half an ounce of gum arabic. Mix in the order men tioned and grind all together in a drug gist's mortar. Bryan Tyson, of Washington City, gives the following method for making pills to destroy moles : Make a stiff dough of corn meal, mixing with it a small quantity of arsenic. Make a hole with a finger in the runways, drop in a lump of dough about the size of a marble, and then cover over with a lump of earth to exclude the light. After the first rain, go ever the field again, and deposit in all freshly-made roads. I once concluded to plant a .t""t r i J 3 - - " - potatoes ; but as it was much infested by moles, my success depended on first exterminating them. A few doses of arsenic given in the way described brought about the desired result, and it was a very rare circumstance to see the track of a mole in this piece of ground during the entire summer. . Russian Railways. It appears from a statement in Rus sian papers that the Russian railway sys tem covered, at New Year, last, a total length of 15,842 versts, of which 5,262 versts were state-owned lines ; 651 versts are in Finland. The figures re fer only to lines already fully com pleted and worked ; 1,740 versts more are in progress of construction, and 2,343 versts are projected. Of the fifty railway companies existing in the em pire, only ten have constructed their lines altogether without Government assistance ; the remaining forty are guaranteed twenty to the full amount of their capital, the other twenty only to a partial extent. The entire sum annually guaranteed by the state in the shape of' interest and repayment of capital amounts to 51,177,627 roubles. In 1873, 14,592,172 roubles, being 78.52 per cent, of the sum total, were actual ly paid out of the exchequer. The charters granted to railway companies are for the most part terminable after between seventy-five and eighty-five years. Some small companies have charters only for thirty-seven years. A story is told, and it may be averred, says the Rock, that it is "founded on the fact," that in a certain cathedral city there once dwelt two ministers of the gospel one, we will call him John Brown, and member of the Cathedral body ; and another of the same name, a poor independent minister. The simi larity of address led to some unfortunate contretemps; letters and parcels in tended for one J. B. went to the other J. B. On one occasion the Cathedral J. B. "became angry on opening a par cel not intended for him and he con sequently addressed the following note to Mr. J. Urown : " Sir If you had not assumed a title to which you had no right, this mis take could not have occurred. Your obedient servant, etc." The nonconformist bided his time in silence. Not long after this, however, he too opened a parcel intended for his High Church brother. It contained a considerable supply of manuscript ser mons. Upon this the dissenting broth er addressed the following courteous retort to the minor canon : " Bev. Sir If you had not under taken an office for which you are wholly unfit, this accident could not have oc curred. Yours obedient servant, J. B." riiotog aphy at the Bottom of the Sea. Dr. Neumayer recently exhibited before the Berlin Geographical Society a photographic apparatus designed for the determination of the temperature and, of the currents at great depths in the ocean. The invention is composed of a copper box, hermetically sealed and furnished with an exterior append age made like a rudder. In the inter ior is a mercury thermometer and a compass, each inclosed in a glass re ceptacle in which are admitted traces of nitrogen gas.' A small electric battery completes tho apparatus. When the latter is allowed to descend attached to a sounding line, the action of the cur rent on its rudder causes it to assume a parallel direction, thus indicating the set of the flow by the relative position of compass, needle and rudder. The thermometer of course shows the sur rounding temperature. In order to fix these indications, a piece of photo graphic paper is suitably disposed near the glass cases- containing the instru ments. Then at the proper time a cur rent of electricity is established through the gas in the receptacles, causing an intense violent light, capable of acting chemically upon the paper for a sufficient length of time to allow of the pho tography thereon of the shadows of the. compass needle and of the mercury col umn. Within three minutes, it is said. the operation is complete, when the apparatus is hoisted and the paper re moved. A Terrible Tragedy at Sea. The Journal Officicl of Paris has re ceived an account of a terrible occur rence at sea, the particulars of which are as follows : On the 8th of June the Italian vessel Napoleon Camarero sailed from Macao with a crew of 40 men, 663 coolies for Callao, and 8,000 packets of fireworks. After a lapse of two days, the inter preter discovered a plot among the emi grants to seize on the ship. The Cap tain immediately ordered one-half of them to be confined in the hold, but the next day those who remained on deck armed themselves with knives, belaying pins, pieces of wood, in short, anything they could lay their hands on, and at tacked the crew, who defended them selves with muskets and revolvers. The coolies then massed themselves cn the forecastle and set fire to the vessel, hop ing that the crew would set to work at the pumps to extinguish the flames. During that time they had also freed their comrades, and murdered the few sailors they could get hold of. The Captain, seeing what they were doing, ordered the boat to be lowered, and left the ship with the remainder of his men. Some sailors who remained on board with the doctor, the magazine man and interpreter, were unable to prevent the flames from reaching the fireworks, and the ship blew up, scatter ing the fragments of the mutineers in every direction, under the very eyes of the escaped crew. Seasons and the Death-Rate. Two eminent Scotch scientific authori ties, Dr. Mitchell and Dr. Buchan, have been investigating the relation of the death-rate in London to the different seasons of the year. They have gone through with the task of averaging the weekly mortality of the city for thirty years, and of deducing the mortality rate for thirty-one diseases, so as to eliminate the effect of the season of the year upon each malady. Taking all diseases at all ages, there; is a large ex cess above the average in the .mortality from the middle of November to the middle of April, when the rate falls to the lowest figures by the end of May, but in the middle of July suddenly mounts up to alarming proportions, and so continues to the second week of Au gust. ! The summer excess of mortality is ascribable to the decimating infan tile diseases during the period of maxi mum heat. Thus the British death- rate, it appears very clearly from these statistical showings, has an inverse ratio to the temperature, rising when the temperature falls, and falling when tne temperaturo rises. Isoston Journal. He Wiped 'Em. This is what a man gets for being too literal in New York. He was drunk and were exceedingly filthy boots. Having paused before a carpet store in the Bowery, ' about the entrance of which, on the sidewalk, was a tempting array of plain and fancy door-mats, he read the entreaty on one oi tnem, "Jf lease wipe your feet," and then proceded to comply with the re quest. An indignant proprietor pushed mm into the muddv street i a policeman rtlacpd him on his feet, then clubbed him down again in the most approved Kl'LKS FOR CONDUCT. Put orj the airs of an eight-keyed flute, If you're only a penny whistle ; Pass where you can for a gardeu rose, If you're only a wayside thistle. Blow, whenever you blow your born, So people can understand - - That you may be sharp, but you wont be flat, In society's great brass baud. Pass tbe plate or the hat in church With the usual Sabbath air. But move with a mild religions squeik, That people may know you're there. . If you carry a nose six inches long (nd a beak can scarce be longer), Believe it a sign of conception strong. And the longer it is the stronger. But if in the order of nasal til res Your organ is brief in measure, Then, brevity being tbe soul ef wit, Consider your pug a treasure. Love your neighbor, but mark the force . Of the gospel rule of grace ; The more you admire yourself, my friend. The higher your neighbor's place. Chink your dime in the Deaoons pan, As if you were throwing gold. And give with an eye to the business hope Of reaping a hundred fold. Whether your reading Is little or great. Quote right or never quote; PoliBh your uppers though down in the heel . And never indorse a note. Always advance best hand, best foot (Best hand, bast foot your own), - And thus you mav feast on the fat of the land. While others enjoy the bone. Hnmoi. Tub best band to accompany a lady vocalist A husband. Sat what you will, the whole world is governed by cheek. -- ' "What kind of sweetmeats were in tho ark ? Preserved pairs ? , ; ' : ; Ii a man is a worm, is a Government official a red-tape worm 7n.Lt . It does not follow that a loaf of bread is inhabited because there is a little In dian in it. . -i ,,. . - Awkwabd ! "O, Edith,' won't you kiss Dr. McCluskiel" "I'm so shy, mamma 1 You kiss him first 1" An Iowa editor recently announced that a certain patron of his was "thiev ing as usual." It was written thriving. The cheek of a Chicago man now visiting Danbury is said to be so hard that he is shaved with a file. JCx change. . . ... ... A Delaware man thrashed his wife almost to death because their baby didn't get a prize at a baby show, and then he offered to trade the baby for a pig. The Danbury News man states that the panic has so far abated as to permit an Essex street man to return to ten cent cigars, and he hopes in another month, if the brightness continues to increase, to get his boy's boots 1in.1i soled. The guardians of the peace of Colum bus, O., are so zealous in the discharge of their duties that they take no note of personal mishaps, for it is seriously stated that one police officer there hod his trousers stolen from him recently, while he was on duty. "The melancholy days are come" when defunct porkers with "the ends of their nose and the tips of their toes turned up to the roots of the daisies " (where they will never more root hog, nor die) are carried through our streets, cob in month, to be tucked away with buckwheat cakes. The be is nothing like dressing your local items in rhetorical finery, even if , you have to come to plain English at the endi See an example : An Oswego paper describes a fire by saying that " the red flames danced in the heavens and flung their fiery arms about like a a black funeral pall, until Sam Jones got upon the roof and dashed them out with a pail of water. A coMjEgb professor encouraged his geology class to collect specimens, and one day they deposited a piece of brick streaked and. stained, with, their collec tions, thinking to impose on the doctor. Taking up the specimens the professor remarked, " This is a piece of baryta from the Cheshire mines." Holding up another, " This is a piece of feldspar from the Portland auarries," and this, coming to the brick, " is a piece of im pudence from some memoer oi . uw class." , ' . This is how it happened down in Southwest Missouri : He found a rope, and picked it up, And with it walked away. It happened that to t'other end A horse was hitched, they say, They found a tree, and tied the rope Unto a swinging limb. It happened that the other end Was somehow hitched to bim. - How Children are "Raised." What outrht. what can a mother do. when a good, pleasant, careless hus band constantly thwarts all her efforts to teach or stovern the children, and yet cannot be made to see or feel what he is doing? Let us illustrate ana sKetcu irom memory, not imagination : mamma, piease give me a pieuo vi pie?" " No, darling, one piece is enougn. Half a piece, please, mamma ?" "No, Freddie, no more." " A very little piece, mamma, dear ?" "No, Freddie, no." " Do give the child a little piece ; I'll risk it's hurting him." And the mother gave it. " Mamma, may I go out and play ?" ' "It's very chilly, and you baveacold. I don't think it is best,' . " Bundle me up warm, mamma, and I won't take cold." " I fear you will ; you must play in doors to-day." "Just a little while, please, mam ma?" . . -w-r -r IV. 4. t . to-day." " Do let the child go out. What a girl you are making of him. Women never were fitted to bring up boys. Dress him up warm, and let him run ; it will do him good." And Freddie went out. May I have my blocks in the par lor, mamma ?" No, Willie ; make your block-house in the dining-room. Miss L. is an in valid and I want the parlor very quiet." " I'll be very quiet." " You will intend to be, but you can not help making some noise, and as Miss L. very rarely goes anywhere, I feel she will be very tired at best ; so be a very good little boy and play in the dining-rooia this afternoon." ." I won't make a bit of noise, nor tire ner one specK. "You must play in the dining-room, Willie, and not say any more about it." " Nonsense 1 it will do her good to see a happy little face ; it will give her something besides her own pains and aches to think of. Let him bring his blocks in the parlor." And he brought them in. " What a torment that boy has got to be I It's teaze, teaze, , teaze from morning till night. It's enough to wear the patience out of Job 1 If you don't whip him I will. " " And he whipped him. " Query Who ought to be whipped ? " Mother at Home." A Scotch minister, when asked whether' he was dying, answered : " Really, friend, I care not whether I am nr not frtr if T dia T arxsJL bA-jast