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THE DEMOCRATIC NORTHWEST. THURSDAY, JUNE 28, 1883. WW EKiiREfiEOi AXTV, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lembage, BMfciclM, hmmcm, imimw, m rThrMU,Swrl ). Nprvlas. Br laM, Mama. JU. rreat mum. in u. mu Buai riu inns. tM4 i itimimm -iri p -t-- rtftrOautkMUa. iwwiiUUm .- . TUB CTMBUM A. VOun.Bsl C B l T WUiun, ttiClil. dce.Sl'M-ry. r - THE NORTHWEST The Protective Tariff Protects th Rich. Only The Illinois coal miners seem to for got that there- iV high, prohibitive tariff upon coal which affords ample protection for labor. They are carry ing banners, inscribed -with this strange device, "Bread or Blood, 'I, in apparent ignorance of , the fact that their labor is amply protected. By consulting the revised statues of the United .States and the recent tariff act, they will find that they can not stand in need of broad, and hence can not want blood,, it is a strange phenome na that a man will sometimes think he wan to a thing when it is demonstrable by a legal enactment, primed in good bold type, that is the very thing he can not possibly want. What the Illinois miner want is to repent of their doubt and to sing tlio praises of protection to coal which secures them with wages .to buy bread, and pro tects them against the pauper coal and labor of Europe and Canada. The Republican Platform iu Ohio. I'hiladelpMa Record. It is hot upon party platforms that tbiB off-year campaign in Ohio will be made, but upon trie record of the last State Legislature. Among the acts of this Legislature was the submission of a prohibitory amendment to a vote - of the people, and this action is hearti ly approved in the resolutions of the Columbus Convention. By putting the Scott License law in one resolution and the proposition to Submit & pro hibitory amendment in another, the shrewd purpose is to catch all the gudgeons in the political pool. The liquor sellers are expected to eagerly rush to the embrace of the Republican party and the Scott law in their dread of a prohibitory amendment, and the aquarians are already charged with obstinate ingratitude if they refuse to support the party which submitted their question of prohibition to the people. When Mephistopheles too"k hold of the spigot in Auerbach's wine cellar, his diabolical skill enabled him -to pour out for his guests every variety of liquor from the same cask. The 'design of the magician of Mansfield in this platfosm is to afford something for the gratification of all tastes in Ohio from rum to rain water. But he has over reached himself in bis cun ning, ine customers who want rum suspect he has nothing to offer them but rain water; and those who insist only on rain water suspect that his platform smeilshorrably of rum. When sub jected to closo inspection,the Ohio plat form is found to be a bad compound of rum and rain water. Where Bread is Cheap. It was a sad, sad sight, in which was blended tears and laughter. On the Santa l'o train was a large family ot liermans. i There were lather and mother, brothers and sister, and a raft of little ones. Some . were able to crawl up and sit on a seat, others were still at the breast. They were all bound for the Neosho Valley. All were tired, hungry, and worn out, from' a four weeks', passage. ' They had left crowded Germany, where they had been struggling for an existence, ana iney were going . to their new home in the New World. When the children cried for meat or something better than the stale black bread the mothers hushed them and told them that they would soon be at Plymouth, beyond Emporia, where they would meet Uncle Henrich and aunt Lena, and when they got out onto the farm they would all have meat and milk. "0, it will be heaven," said one of the women, '-to live in a country where our children can have all the milk and meat they want!" -v t m As the train 'passed Emporia, Kan. the poor Germans began to raise the. windows and admire the beautiful country along the Santa Fe Road. The next station was to be the long hoped for new home. The mothers, wreathed in smiles, began to wash the child rens' faces for the last time. Then when the rosy-cheeked children were fixed they took white handkerchief's but of their bags and put them around their own necks.. Poor women, they had but one dress on earth, ; but as they 1 were going to see brothers and sisters and neighbors who 'had ' been away from Germany and living in Kansas five years they wanted to look as well 8 they could. . , . . "The next station '.is the place,''" said big healthful Germane as he - tied a Nue handkerchief over his old,., soiled collar, "and here we'll never: be hun gry again. Vere my little babies can fcare all they want to eat." s'Will your friends rceet you at the train?" I asked, becoming deeply in- tereated in the poor but ow hsppy it ow .hi w . i- V. group. Ye4, they know wT-re coming thi wmMciI they'll M down. aL. ev ery train. Ileinricb'i farm is only two miles off." There they, are! waiting-for us," said the wife stretching her head out of the window, and sure enough there was a crowd of twenty American-Germans on the platform as the train drew np. Soon the fathers and mothers led the way off the train, carrying the big bundles, the children following- with the dozen of little packages. As they strnck the platform brothers and sis ters and fathers and children came to gethei in a long embrace. Every eye was dimmed with tears. Every "voice faltered and every throat choked with emotion. It was the pother of great joy. But soon they wiped their tears away and began to laugh and pat and smooth each other on the back. Then the Kansas Germans led the way across the street to a . hotel where a big dinner was ordered. It was worth a day's travel to see those appetites ap peased. , In two years those German emigrants who looked so hungry on the cars will own good farms. " " ' J. -J r f-v iJ Wrestling AVith a Carpet From Pck,i Son. " The pens of some of the most learned and able writers of the age have been directed to show us the horrible suf fering a man endures putting up stoves fitting stovepipes, and other delightful and refreshing household duties, but the grand labor which devolves upon many men aoout tnis time 01 ne year of Duttine down a carpet has not re- cievad the attention it deserves. If vou see a man on the street at this sea son with a weary, sad, dejected look on his face, his back bent toward and weak, his thumbs and fingers wrapped up in rags saturated in arnica, and who walks witn an uncertain, imipiug uau, like a knee sprung horse, it is pretty safe to believe that he has just been through the annual free-for-all wrest ling match with a carpet, there is probably no other household duty that devolves upon man mat ne so neartuy despises as that of tying his legs up in a double bow knot, humping up in a little wad ovor a carpet, and striving between gasps for breath and muttering imprecations to hit a little insignificant tack in the corner of a room. The tack persists in standing on its head just at the time when the man plies tho hammer with a irenziea enort, ana he stops a moment to let aoout lour gal lons of prespiration soak out him. It is worth double the price of admission to watch a man put down' a carpet, and men who are not troubled with such laborious and heartrending du ties have been known to go more miles to see a man attempt to "down" a re bellious carpet than they would to see the biggest prize fight that ever was. From the time the victim begins ; to think about his prospective task he is mad, and he grows madder, until the grand tableau that usually takes place about the time the task is halt tin ished, and puffing like a whale,he goes down town and hires a man to come up and, tackle the carpet. Butr he usually commences by taking the car pet in a roll and throwing it down in the center of the room, where he stands and glares at it and swears he will have it down in fifteen minutes at the outside. , He drags a corner of the carpet up into a corner of the room and puts in the first tack "just as easy, and he keeps on along one side of the room, . driving in a tack, pounding the "mop boards," and knocking his thumb and fingers at every other rap. Then he gets madder. He proceeds to stand or sit on the very part of the carpet that he wants to stretch up to the side ol the room, and he pants like a locomotive, and wears off some more skin from his hands. ' His knees get sorer every minute, he gets a crick in the back and he perspires like a tin water cooler on a hot summer dav. About the time he is so mad that it seems as though he would burst, and his boots are lull of perspiration, ana he makes a last convulsive offort to lift the car pet up that he is standing on and hold it in plaae with his teeth, and his head wedged against the wall, he strikes wildly at where he supposes the tack to be, and mashes his thumb flatter than the proceeding of the star route trial; he - jumps ; up with a yell and swears that is the last time: he : will ever touch a carpet, and goes and hires some one to do it, just as he always had done before. There are thous and of men in this country' wha never will know what it is to labor with carpet and stand on their heads in a hot room for hours at a time, but there is a very large class of deserving men who are 'compelled' to suffer : at 'the hands of the treacherous carpet, and. they I are worthy of the Jvarihest sym pathy "ottneir more lormnate leiiow men. Her Bible Would Be Safe There. "There was greater fear of, but less faith in, Jefferson," saya somebody in the July Harper's, "than his relative exhibited, among the Northern feder alists, who firmly believed Jhat he. was little tetter than Anticltfisfc":!, A' story illustrative of the state of feeling with regard to the French party is related of a- pjou9 bid federalist lady who lived inVtowi'iir Connrfetieut ft Wat be- lievedJriAer neighborhood, that if the federwiSu vwetii overthrown, . and the Jefferson democrats came into power,: the Christian religion , would be put down and atheism proclaimed, -and among the first persecutions would be the destruction of all Bibles. ' The la-! jdy referredto was terribly wrought np at this prospect, and cast about in ber Biiod how he should pitwrrt the Script trret "fn the general -destruction. At. length it occurred to her to go to Inquire jSj-ri the tj jjdempcrt upon his mercy, sue accordingly too it ner family Bible to tiim, and telling biin that she bad benrd of the intention of the JeffersonUns, asked kbim' to keep it for her. The Squire attempted to persuade her . that her fears were groundless, but, she was' too panic stricken to be convinced. At last he said:-' - " 'My good woman, if all the Bibles are to be destroyed, what i the use of your bringing yours to me? That will not save it when it is found.' ' - - l,0h yes,' she pleaded, with a charming burst of trust. "Yon take it; it wUl be perfectly safe. They'll never think of looking in the house of a democrat for a Bible.' " Knee Breeches Coming. 'You may say what you please," said a fashionable tailor to a reporter ot the World, as they looked at a com pany of stout fellows in bicycle uni form, "but kee breeches are the com ing things." - i "That depends upon the size of the legs iu the future perhaps.'.': . --'"By no meaus.' It's bound to come, 3lim calves or fat ones.. .1 tell you the long legged trouser business has seen its day. 1'be most troublesome thing about making a pair of trousers is to get a fit at.the fool. There isn't one man in ten who has a foot upon which a trouser's leg will fall and bend grace fully. The instep is too low or too high,, the foot is too long for the ' 'size of the leg, or too short; something is the matter, nine cases out of ten. Then there's the matter of knees, which lias caused j more men' to commit-" suicide than women or' wine everdid. To have trousers that bag at the knees is anything more maddening? Yet bag they will. Yes, I knew that knee breeches lost in the contest that arose about this subject fifty or sixty years ago. But that made no difference. That was a time of boots and thin calves. Nobody' wears boots now. And our legs have got bigger. Men have to wear garters anyhow to keep their socks up a sort of a male com promise kind of a garter. Why not be honest, and wear a real honest gar ter?" "But Oscar Wilde and Miss Kate Field tried to start this Doom." That's the reason it didn't go. No body but dudes would do what Wilde did, and the spindle shank dudes don't want kneebreeches, ol course. I should say notl Miss Kate Field what does she know about it? She couldn't do any thing but talk, and men weren't going to show their legs just because she wished to see - them. Stout, sensible,' muscular fellows must take up the boom and it'll go. You may count on the tailors. They're tired of this .ankle trousers kind of business." : ! ' 1 1 ? " , How to Keep Hotel. Nasby in Exile: Our party haying been surfeited with old masters gave Bologna one day, though they might as well have stayed five, the bills be ing the same for one day as for the longer stay. The hotel people go up on the principle of the man who star ted a hotel upon a road in Indiana years ago. A traveler stopped with him one night, having supper, lodging, and breakfast. , Everything was very good, and in the merning the bill was asked for. ;i; uhil: ii: "Five hundred and three dollars and fifty cents," replied the landlord. 1 "Five hundred and three dollars and fifty cents for one- night's enter tainment?"' ; ' "Precisely," remarked the unmoved landlord. "I opened this houseaa year ago to-day, expecting to make' $500 the first year. You are the first stran ger I hev hed , within my gates, and you must pay for them wich t didn't come." 1 - - 4 " .- "Well Sutton old man you look pale, How are you?'' , f'Fm, sick. I'm suffer ing from nervous prostration and kin dred trouble." "That's bad, I know; fori have suffered from the kindred troubles myself. Have got e'm now, Have an uncle in the Texas Legisla ture and another in the. Ohio- State pri8on,and am looking for a aggravated- case of em right soon. You neednt tell me any thing about kindred troub les and the way they prostrate a fel low's nervous system. I tell you I've had e'm bad." ri : ,i . P Fhrhtinar in Pern. Panama, -i) aneii,ig.r-Ari encounter took place at Morrope, Peru, on the 30th, between two hundred Prefector al troops and three hundred Monteri' eros, a large number of whom were unarmed. The fight lasted five hours, and ,the Prefectorai'troops' were vic torious The' Monteneros lost two of ficers and twenty-five" men. 1 The Pre tectorah) had fourteen killed, includ ing the Mayor of Corresi. The Mon teneros were being pursued. C ' f" ' mm v '. s . p Aaron G. Ross the messenger of Wells, Fargo &Co., who several months ago had a desperate fight with a band of highwayman on the i Central Pacific -Railroad, nearrMontello, Kev., has recieved; a'Jettetf from, the company enclosing a check,..forr.$ 1,000,. accom panied by a irotd wafchi cfalain and seal, ai a testimonial. j ftxr Tt oonsiata of two nlaoa of- hard nrnnrl Aach about tea inches Johg, sharpened at oneeuaaoanavinsra.noie Dored in. the other.! These are to be tied to the legs of van cnicKeim mm, miest ine garaena. witn the sharp ends of the stick in such a posi tion that they will drag behind. Then when the chicken attempts to scratch, the sharp ends Of thefttck wfl-stidr in the ground, and tnas ) wslk tUt chicken right out of the gardert In spite Of itself.' "Mother sent me," Mid a little girl to Jeighbarf "to ak you , to CCfae aadUake .fcnAotu with hJrCikii evening. ' Did shit uy avwhat time mvdear."! "X&'rf a'aWteleonly aaid she wouTa ask you, anil then the thing would be off her mind. That was all she said:" A gentleman went into a gun store for the purpose of buving a gun. .He saw a fine sample ot the stock on a show-case, and attempted to pick it up for examination. The uerroan store keeper, who . saw the movement, shouted: '-Mine friend, dots besser you look pooty veil out Dot gun vas loaded, und vhen he goes, off he kicks like ev'ryt'ings." The V gentleman, thinking to have some fun with the German, replied. "A gun can't kick, It has no legs. "V at! said the store keeper, ''he don't can kickl "Voost vaiL I dells you somedings, und I gif you a leedle innamations. 1 vas in der pish ness, und I know somedings A gun don't kick mit its legs; it kicks mit its breeches. One of the Novelties of Texas Life, frrom the Laredo Tlme.J Tuesday: morning a man,' evidently a stranges in this part of the conntry, entered a saloon on Mam street, threw down an American dollar and called for a drink. The barkeeper waited on him and handed back a Mexican dollar. The man looked first at the dollar and then at the barkeeper, then in a tone of surprise he asked: "Is this all right, stranger?" The barkeeper an swered m the athrmative. ine man gazed around in point blank astonish- ment."MIs that the way yon do-busi nes3 in this country?" he asked Again he was answered in , the Affir mative. ' "Stranger,, said the 'man "I'm going to st V" here- I've been hunting for this town, lo, these many yeais. ibis is the nrst place l ever saw where a man could swap dollars and get a drink to boot. I'm going to send for my family and all my broth ers." Feed For Old Horses. A pair of old horses which cannot keep in good condition on oats, as they swallow them whole, have wintered in excellent condition on corn. They were fed corn in the ear so long as it lasted, and now they are doing equally as well on it shelled. They are given two quarts at a feeding, getting six quarts a day with straw. One of them, more than a quarter of a century old, looks fine and does his share of the work. He masticates the corn and none of 'it is wasted in his excrement, which would not be the case with oats. Meal is the best for old horses, but I like to save the trouble, and the mil ler's toll if it can be done without loss. When the spring work begins the mcst economical arid the best feed , for this team will be to cut their hay and mix meal with it. Rye meal is the cheap est and they will be fed on it with a Utile' ground oats and oatmeal. An old horse which had the heaves badly was fed one spring nothing , but oats soaked and swelled in water. He kept fat and did a great deal oi hard work. Three pecks a day was all he required. There was no trouble on account of the horse. If be had been allowed to eat hay he could not have worked at all. Rural New Yorker. '3 ! . .Vegetable Sicilian HUE EENEWER was the first preparatlop perfectly adapted to eure diseases of the scalp, and the first suc cessful restorer of faded or gray hair to Its natural color, growth, and youthful beauty. It has had many imitators, hut none have so ' - fully met all the requirements needful for the proper treatment of the hair and scalp. Hall's Hair Rexewer has steadily grown in favor, and spread its fame and usefulness to every quarter of the globe.' Its unparal leled success can be attributed to but one cause: the entire fulfilment of iu promitei. The proprietors have often been surprised at the receipt of orders from remote coun tries, where they had never'made an effort for its Introduction. ' : . The use for a short time of Hall's Haib Eeneweb wonderfully improves the per sonal appearance. It cleanses the scalp from all Impurities, cures all humors, fever, and ".dryness, and thus prevents baldness. It stimulates the weakened glands, and enables them to push forward a new and vigorous growth. The effects of this article are not . transient, like those of alcoholic prepara tions, but remain a long-time, which makes its use a matter of economy. BUOKINGHAM'S DYE WHISKERS Will change the beard to a natural brown, or black, as desired. It produces a permanent color that will not wash away. Consisting of a single preparation, it is applied without trouble.' . f, :.; '' ' PREPARED BY ;- R. P. HALL & CO.; Ml, H.R, Sold by all Dealers In Medicines. roii AiLisB' roM3 Scrofalons, Mercurial, and Blood Disorders, the best remedy, because the moat searching awl taozpugli searching s -pdriner,ls blood-pi Ayer's j Sarsaparilla. SoldbyauDrnggrsts;r,l botttetyia. W1LC1AM RE1D. Wholesale and RtU dealeriu French and American WINDOW GLASS, FLATfc GLASS. Ribbed and Rough Plate far Sky Lights, Cut and Enameled Glass, Silver-Plated Sash Bars. French and German Lookinc Glass Plates. Lead, jfnd Oil Colors, Putty, Points, etc. n na 75 Lamed l west, jscirou, men. n rue lor stunaioa, ; . may 34-emo. ! j ( "The Tiffin Kn tell hi: John Moore, of 'Hancock county, it seventy five yean old, and baa ten children and thirty-one grandchildren, and all living within a radius of twelve miles of the parental home. There has never been a death in the family.," , Dock-Yard oo Fire. - Amsteboak, June 20. vA.n" exten sive fire is raffing la the Royal Dock yard here.. The man-of-war" Dogger bank has been destroyed, and the'mari-of-war Kertennoer considerably dam aged. The loss is between three and four million florins.' The origin of the fire is unknown. One fireman was killed while trying' to subdue the flames, and three others injured. The Minister of Marine visited the scene while the fire was In progress- , ; Crowbar: A rooster's sore-throat "Telephone transmitters should be painted "yeller." To be tried for his life: The hen pecked husband. - ; "Why must logic have legtfBecause it stands to reason. A wit being asked, on the failure of a bank, "Were you not upset? replied: "No; I only lost my balance." Jeems says his boarding-house is too slow. He told the old lady yester day that hereafter he'd like to dyna mite earlier. If Massachusetts did not have a Mar blehead she could not survive under the hard raps given'her by her gover nor. ' ' , -.. ". It was a Chicago young lady, who', when she was presented with a'pair of opera-glasses, asked how In the world she was to keep them on. The large stone hand of an idol in a Chinese temple recently fell off and severely injured ,a worshiper beneath. "Satan finds some mischief still for idol hands to do." , . ,;, ,. 1 ' ! "Say, Bizzy," said the office boy,to the keeper of the chips, "why were thej antideluvian oysters bad?" "Give it up, dear boy." "Because it was the time of No ah !" ; Tl H Jjj Oar new stock for SI haa arrived, and complete in all Departments. liilirgg, Jaatingaai feeing of Foreign , andf Domestic manufacture cheaper than ever. Our ready-made line is larger, and embraces a greater variety to select from than we have ' ever before offered to the public. Gents' FurnishW- Valinns. Um brellas, Hats and Caps, all latest Designs. Lowest Prices. . Our own work all Guaranteed. We Invite an Inspection. HAHN & MEYER, Cor, Washington and Perry Sts., Napoleon, Ohio. tmtiSpl Goods, such as everybody needs, and - will make all efforts to keep a first class stock, and our prices as put on them indicates the low est depth ever reached by cotton goods, and all first class. -. Don't be humbugged ! Change your trading place, give us a call and everybody learn the real value of what you buy. We invite everybody to come in, from the child who wants a spool of thread to the family in need of an entire outfit, we can ac commodate every one. . '!, . Don't forget that we keep celebrated hand-made Shoes! i Respectfully, H. F. Xjl IV IU iR. A. W. BRINKEBHOFF'S SYSTEM OF BECTAL TREATMENT! OR NEW PAINLESS flAFE- CERTAIN AND PATENTED rp . mrr I OVKR 100,000 operations-NOT ONE DEATH 1 X XX WIIiL GIVE $1,0(X) FOB ANY CASE OF PrtES WE CAN'T CURE I HKttEntTART CONSUMPTION A MVriII HRCMI. ITIXEH ITS PIBest? IF not TOO LATE you CAN BE CURED !, . Come ind see ut 1 Lame Back Nervous PrMtraUi ConfttipMlon-.llnrrh-ntrnaM Kllny. Liver, Ktomitrta. KMrier HM TrauMe m ot Memory I'rlnnry .MiMl. Wnsnb Trohble BIiintt'HrHwel ltynppjnfa-ftll rminlt from Ixil.APf WATIO. bimT tell on plaisily ihntyon hnv ftKCT A I. I'UI.H 1 Thoniutnt li from it I nra. eared before TOOL. ATE! CO!iNlII.TATll IRK IhnrK KntiranHble. Dr. Brlnkerhaff U1 btei MUlse Bohh. KmnnlnAn. A v.rii'v 9 v.mi. t 1.11 u.4. t... t Joly S5, Aug. 22, Sept If, Oct. IT, Not. It, DttAt, 1 3nl "The laot of the four enormous war shipa built for the Italian navy has Just been eonleted. The name of these vwneH 'are (in -the order of their 'con struction) the Dandolo, the Duilld, the Italia attd (he- Lnmto. It Is Mid that any one of the four la a match fbr a whole foreign joeeL . The Inflexible, the most powerful vessel of the British nary, would be completely at the mercy of the Lepanto, whoae guns can readily pitroe twenty-four inches of armor, while her own armor, thirty-six inches In thickness, will rewbtt the shot of a 100-tou jrun, as shown ly the recent ex periments at Kpezla. The Lepanto car-r ries four 100-ton guns. I Advance Step io Dentistry. Havana. Cuba. The most popular dentist of this city, Dr. D. Francisco Garcia, member of the Itoyal Universi ty, states that In all cases of trouble some neuralgia, arlaing. from the teeth, his patrons are recommended to use St. Jacobs Oil, and the most satisfactory cures have followed. It is a speclflo for toothache, earache, bodily pains, and proof against household accidents. The Cases Against Frank James. ' Gallatin. Mo., June 19. The cases against Frank James for murder in con nection with the Gallatan bank robbery fourteen years ago, and the Winston train robbery in 1881 were called to-day and upon application of the defense continued until August 20. The de fense asked the continuance on the ground that their witnesses might not be able to arrive for several days on ac count of the interruption of travel by freshets. The State's counsel was pres ent with Mrs. Sarah Hite and three oth er witnesses - from Tennessee, whose presence was evidently a surprise to the defense. Mrs. Hite was prepared to tee tify to conversations among the James boys and others at her house implicat ing them. Dick Liddle is also here for the prosecution. The plea of the de fense in continuance is generally re garded as an excuse. The prisoner seems in ordinary health, and tne usual large crowd was present eager for a near view of him. . ' . . - , , a , i, A Run on- a 'Drag Store, Never was such a rush made ' for any drug store as is now at J. C. Saurs for a Trlul Bottle of Dr. King's New Discov ery for consumption, coughs and colds. Ail persons aftected with asthma, bron chitis, hoarseness, severe coughs or any affection of the throat and lungs, can get a trial bottle of this great remedy free,: by calling at above drugstore. Regular size $1. new. HOUSE! or We are now fully, convinced that we can please our customeis in every department with our Beautiful Swine Stock oi Drv a full line of Behn & Young's Come one. eome all.. . ,', ' ., '": . . 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