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Rates of Advertising. Qne nj'ure (or less) 3 insertions. Eicli additional ui.-ertion, " " Three in lUihs, - - - " Six mouths, .... V " Twelve months, - - - On fourth of coIhiiiii per year, " lull' " " " " . $1:00 2d 3:00 0:f.O :i;o lfi:00 18:00 30:00 All over a square charged as two squares. mrAdvertiMnwn'.i inserted tin forbid t the expense of the advertiser. XD JOB WORK sMeHted.tthi. office with o.tnes..naae. pitch, at the lowest possible rates. Poetical. THE THRIFTY FARMER'S SONG. ON THE APPROACH OF WINTER Cold winter dr.iws near, I! lit I euro not Tor thul. Jlly potatoes nre dug. And my hogs ore all fnt; Sly ol is all up. And my apples are in, Ami my wheal's in the bnm, Aud tny corn's in the bin. lly hny's in the mow, And my hor.es lie low, Aud 1 have nothing to fear, From the frost or theanowj Tin ready, cold winter, So come when-you please, And let down your white sheets O'er lulls and the trees. B'ow, blow, howling horeas, Wild o'er the hills, And pile up the snow drifts, And freeze up the rills; 1 care not how rudely You rave through ihe trees) I'm ready, cold winter, So come when you please. The poor mny all tremble, The ahiflltnoi; fear, And dread dreary winter's Cold dreary career; But as for myself, I can sit at my ease, AnJ sing winter, cold winter, Just come when you ple.'.se. Miscellaneous STATIONS. There's a sllation ahead,' we heard a pret tvcirl lisn the other day in the curs, and we liiiiuuh'. there was more in il 'ban at first an peared, and somewhat leisurly turned it over in our mimi. i)n the whole road of life, from its slartin point to its end from the eradla to she tomb. there are 'stations,' though we pause but lit tie at them The locomotive whirling on the track of life cannot be stayed. In hn ten let ters. is on its dusky side bears ils name on ward, aud well sustains it. No pause, no atop, no hinderance, but ever swift as the lightning it speeus towarus me -ue an ami end all' of life Fresh, perfect and beiutifal from the hands of the Master Workman, it Elans il on ils cour.e and whir's swiftly away; hut over what Itact, or what country time alone can tell. Two angles (says an original proverb) are Ihe engineers; one to keep ilsafe and tin broken, and the other to lure it to collision and wreck; and there are two brsku'eu on hoard, one called Sickncts end the other Death I Swiftly il stars the heart beals high with youth and health, '.he blood dances mer rily in the veins like an unbridled courser it epeed away, away into the future. Uut there is aa'aiioti not far distant. One that looms ever before the vision in day nnd throws in brilliant light atliwart the track in the hours when dreams have power. One upon which we keep our eye fixed steadily, unswerving, and which we long to reach 'long until the minutes seem hours, nnd the hours years.' It is the golden station of twknty-onk. We near il (ulas too soon, ) the whistle is sounded, the bell .ung, nnd lo! even as we reached it it is going past gone for evei I Even more swiftly than we wished its coming, it is lost in the distance and man fio d throws i's station-light over the track. Thiiatsn is reached, even while we ara look ing buck upon the glerous flag of the one we have passed, and the harsh scream of the life engine awakes us from a pleasant dream. Yet fain would we linger htre if we coiud. Hut the fire burns high the wheels turn more rapidly, and in the distance we behold, with sinking hearts, the final station of the cheer less tomb. Way stations they are i:i the heart prosper ity, sorrow, love, despair, all are dolled upon the Map ol your life road, serving perchance to supply more fuel lo the already brightly burning (lame. Hut rocket-like we pass them her signal light flash like firc-ilies in the gloom and re lost. A thought or two-a memory and a hope we may bear with us, but that is all that remains as we whirl on, while the honrt sncine is bcnliiiK rapidly. And thus we pass ftoin the depot of life to Its final resting place little thinking perchance we are so rapidly rearing it. Hut that some heart engine 'slows.' Tile brakes of age and disease press heavily upon tne wheel the bloodstream throbs less forcibly as il we Were near the end of our tourney. Slower and alower still we go, until we scatcely move- Then a faint low whislli is Heard lite colli light of the station of Death shine upon us and we atop I it is tne lasi s'.niinn oi tarin. But there is another track beyond. A no' her? Yes, a track unending ant! ever beginning - ever rolling on, engineered by LoveoiulHe ligton, but without brakemen, for these are useless there. Aye, there is a station ahead, ever fiom the time of our starting, and from the time of ourslnrting, and tho' all may not rench 'twentv-one,' or 'Manhood,' or 'Old Aee.' vet the Screaming heart-whistle will truly tell them tliey have slopped at that of Ueatbl Let tne angei mai seis oui io weep when midnignt comes; and the angel on the 1011 have noUL'tll OI evil 10 recnm gaiui u, So shall our life track be smooth and safe, and our hearts beat with joy and not with fear when the life car nears the station ol ueatli, and iwitcted off into Eternity. ICTlt has been observed with much signifi couce, that every morning we enter upon pew day, carrying still an unknown future in its bosom. How pregnant and stirrinc there flection I Thoughts may be born to-day which may never be extinguished I Hope mat be excited to day which may never expire ! Acts may be performed to day the consequences ol which may not be realized until eternity ! These are sublime and solemn thoughts worthy pf being deeply impressed on every mind. (tjr Let him who gropes painfully in dark ness or uncertain light, and prays vehemently that the dawn may ripen into day, lay this other precept well to the heart, which to me was of valuable service r Do the duly which lies nearest thee, which thou knowesl to be duly; thy second duty will already have be come clear. (Uariyie. ' ''' rrr He whoatudiea books will know how things ought to be, and he who studies man will know bow iniags art. a .M i l mm Mmm i ' BY L. G. GOULD. "fearless and Free." $l,5Cper Annum in Advance. "" New Scries. EATON, PREBLE COUNTY, O.JAN 3, ISoG Vol. 12, Kc. 29. In Debt and out of Debt. Douglas Jerrold has given the most empiric and laithful picture of n man in debt that we ever rend. It is worthy of perusal and re- memhranre by fill: "Of what n hideous prngency or ill is debt the father! What meanness, what invasion f self respect, wht carea, what double lealingsl How, in due season, it will carve the (rnnli, open face into wrinkles: hew like k'life 'twill stab the honest heart! And then its transformations ! How il has been known to chante a goodly face into a mask of brass; how, with the cursed custom of debt has the true man became a callous trickster ! A freedom Irjin debt, anil what nourishing sweetness may be found in cold water; what toothsnmcness mi a dry crust; what ambrosial nourishment in a hard egg And then for raiment, what warmth in a threadbare coal, if the tailor's receipt be in your pocket! What Tyrian purple in the faded waistcoat; how glossy the well worn hat, if it cover not the aching head of a debtor! Next, home weets, Ihe out-door recreation of the free man. The stieet door knocks falls not a k nt 1 1 on his htait, the foot o:i the a'.aircase, though he lives on the third pair, sends no spasms through his anatomy at the rap? at his ooor, he can cry 'come in,' nnd his pulse still beat healthfully, bis heart sink not in his bowels. How confidently yet how pleasantly he lakes the street, how he returns look fo' look willi nny passenger; how he saiinitis; how, meeting an acquaintance, he stands and gossips! The man out of debt, though with a Haw in his jerkin, a crack in his shoe leath er, a d a hole in his hat, is still a son of lib erty, free as the singing Ir.rk fcbove him; but the debtor, though clothed in the almost bra very, what is he but a self out on holyduy a slave to be reclaimed at any instant by his ow ner, the creditor ! My son, if pour, see wine in the running spring, let thy month water at Inrt week's roll, 'kink a threadbare cont tho "onlvwinr:" nnd acknowledge a whitewashed garret the fittest Iioumiik place forguitlemiin; do this and flee debt. So shall thy heart be at peace and the .sheriff be con fojilded. Home Love. i Home love has a sweet poetry of ils owp created out of the simplest materials, and haunting, mor or less, the sccrtt recesses ol every human hear'; or rather it is divid-.d into a thousand sepnir.to poems, lutlOl in-1 iv iu .1 :i inteiesl, and little, quiet touches of f'.rlii';, unit golden recollec liuus, inlerv.Mvcii witn cur very beim; ! coining lliimrs, !nl lowed End made beautiful by the spell of t.isi.w tin' associations; nnd owir.s all their glor la the halo of their on fond a Suctions. Vfce cie of a stranger rests cold!)' oti such revalalions; ll.fir ."iirj'l? p?'!:"" ' ',nrd to be understood; andihey smile oftentimes at tne qunintiicss of those psssaees wliich makts other wep. WtUi the beautiful i. stinct cf 'rue afTection, home I'.vs relaim r.:iy the ;pol. '!'n.rj wsre ido'i'is tl.cn, even rs row, darkening the hori M.i cf daily life, nnd bt'ja'tiuj tears 'r wild :s;m. above cut hsn'Jj ; but remember no hiu ."avc the r..r.i',ine) n:i 1 faacy ::'oe how (ha; Is has uov.r hone so briL,!:t rinre ! h'ow little il look to rnal.o us hnpi.. in ihor-e daj.i, nnd sad nlvo; but it vos a pl.-nsa:,! rail ness, for we wept oui over a flower us a book. Uut let us turn to our f.rst poe.,i; a:id '.n tiring th;a lertri we allude, ol course, to !lie poetry of i;lcr., rrlher than thst of the measure; the beauty of which U eo often lo-;t l ) us from a vague feeling that il cnnnol exi.:t without rliy:hm. L'nt pause (.nil la'.en i.rsi oi an, gentle reader, lo the livini; testimony cf a poet l.eoi., brimlul, r.;id fuelling over v.'iin hone love: " iueia are bot, in ll.e ut:"ccn world, voices more gentle and mors imp'.ic.y relied on, or that are 0') certain to fjive nor.e but tlie lender'-sl counsel, than the voice; in which Ihe spirit of the fireside and the heat'.!. a ij lire is themselver. lo human hind." Home Love. Departed Loved Ones. It is infinitely better to mourn the loss cf a good, than never to have known it. Uive me friends even ihotigh I niu;t sea t Iiem psss sway. Let the fountain of l.:e nr.eCtiou be stirred within me, though t!-8 cj;?ct t!:r.t es- cilid I hem cannot he enjoyeu .nrever. . nat woulil lite be v.orth without kcincluing to love ? And since everything on enrlh is f.ee ing and perishable, v,v hold all our trt.istites here at the will cf thenrc-at Giver. Hut thntigh tl.ey die, Iheir memory does not perish. That blooms ilcrnnlly. In their inllutiists on ns, in the memory of their love, i:i ihe adutira- tion of virtues, the blessings of our friends can nererdie. A thing of beauty is joy forever." And this holds with peculiar force in the case children. The woman who has known the rapture of pure maternal love, is a greater and a n bier being for it. There were capac ities of hers-ul, affections of her nature, ol whose existence she was befoie scarcely con sC'Oiis, and these have now become active inn1 manifest. She can say as Got he, Ihe great (Jeimaii poet makes one of his characters say, 'I have lived and loved " and though her child fades nnd perishes, she has acquired a new faculty, she has found new source of happiness, and carries along with her thrctigh her future lite a richer expe nence, and n treasure oi h allowed memoties that txatill and eiioh'u her. a ITTA lellow having a spile against a sausage maker, lushed into his ahop when crowded it h customers, and threw a large cat on (lie countermand said, "That makes nineteen; we 11 settle for 'em when you are nolso busy." Dunarting, lie was soon followed by the sausage amateurs, empty handed, of cour.e. IT Mrs. I'nitiugioii having heard her son say that there weie a great mane- anecdotes in the new almanac, begged him to cut them all out, as she had heard that when anybody was poisoned, nothing was tiecessnrv but give him an "anecdote" and il would cure him. ITMany years ago it was claimed by the Welsh that one of their countrymen wan the first discover of America. Their mode of pro ving it was this wise: "One of our seamen tilled un an exnedilion and started on a voy- ase of discovery, lie was never heard of af terward, and if he didn't discover America, then what became of linn ?" rjjrOf nil Ihe things in this, our moral pil crimaee. one of ihe most joyful is the return Ine borne af er an absence which has been . .... long enough lomake the heart yearn wnn i,nnu .,,,1 i ,;,.u ,!h it. mid then in find whtn you arrive there that all is well. ,h.n .. .r,;. n., n.ni.ii i ue!l. fJTLetnotlhe p;imp which surrounds great mislead your understanding The prince so magnificent in the splenuor of a court, ap pears behind tb counter 1 common man. Bury Me in the Garden. The heart must be cold indeed that can read Use following beautiful sketch f.om the pen of hiilm burrelt, without some manifestation of feelinrr: "There wci sorrow there and tears wore in everv eve ; and Hiere v. re low, ha t sup pressed sohbiu;?s heard from every corner of the room; hut ihe lit'le snlfertr was still ; ils young spirit was just on the verge of depart ure. The mother as bending over it in o!l the speechless yeainints of parental love, with one urm under its p. How, and the other, unconsciously drawing the little dvirj' girl closer and defer lo her bosom. Pour thing I in the bright nnd dewy morning it had follow ed out betore its fnUiet inlo the field ; and while he was there" engaged in his labors, it had patted rronnd omonu the meadow flowers aud hadsiuck its bosom full, and all iis burn ished tre.-rea, with carmine and lily tinted things; nnd returning tired lo its father's side, he had lifltd it upon Ihe loaned carl; but a stone in Ihe road had shaken it from i'.s seat, aud fie ponderous, iron rnnmcd wheels hau ground it down into li e very cart path and the llilte crushed creature Viu itvin ;. had all gathered mi closely to iln bed side, and were hanging cvertiu yoi.ii;, biu.:, ed tlnng, to see if it jet brent 'red, when li;'h! movement came over iU niu! i's f. os ;.i.:l- ly opened. 1 her? v as no voice, but there was tomeining i3:i?:tU! its ey:l,.,s which n mother alone could intc.r;!. Its lips tre-'iiilod again, and we all held c;ir braM.. Us eye opened a little farther, ar.J llun we httr l the departing spirit whi.-per In that cc; which touched those ashy lips : '.'.'other ! !oti:?r ! don't let them carry me away down lo li e daik Cold graveyard, but bury n:e ill the gar denin the garden, mo:her.' "A little sister, w hose eyes were raining down with the melting of her heart, had en-pi up to the bedsiile, nnd taking the hand of tl:e dying girl, sobbed aloud in its ears: Julia i can't you speak to Antoinette?' "The last flutkriui! pulsation of expiring nature struggled hard lo enable that little spirit lo utter one more wish and word of al fe'dion, ils soul was on its lips, as it whis pered again: 'Dury me in the garden, mother bury me in Ihe ' and a quivering came over its limbs, one feeble s:ruglc, and all was still." Sensibly Spoken. I Ths follo'ving is fum the Democratic Tra:;::cript, and il s;u-i:!;s cm an important matl-. r in a very r?r.sible niaiint, v,-e give il a ph.c; i'i iz coloin.ij : " Talk cf ihe parlor wil'i ils touch me not elegance we fore not for ii. Let its rover kI magnificence riot in (inrkuos:: ii.i red vel vets lie in shrouds ils pictures g.vf) ii;n!v through crape ils splendid piano staed duMh ill i's linen Cover ils wors'et! roses and pin;;s, and gilt flowers reimin unpn'jked ind.uk cor ners ils carpet blor.m unseen. Let the chut tors iim! drib! ; ?nr':-;.:.; -ende eve.-y br.-iu-til'ul rnv '.I'li.'.'lit; v.'hinj we run linve tre Jlea cu.ll, '.r; vello'.v-hooicd, vi''Ti)-ted kitchen. 'This is the pku-c fur j -at tub); o:ent the kl'e'.t , 'ilii ' - 'j.is!:i i-.icl . jri.i i:.: c)-iiii, while ifhlv-", ".vhite wilh l.o.e. '!'!: I.itchen wi.h i'a .-sy ch-'.i', end bro-.i.l shininj- heailh ailciwiiii i s eraslting nnd blazin;; hrv? "Vi'e i! : not mean the kilc-l: ;:! i:i II ? rrea'. Iiciise, wiii-ie servants hr.ve entire cotitrnl, s:;ii Ihe lady of the house ,icvi.-r .-..-Ij her foot villi- hi its preemts; bttl ihe homely rn.l ccmiitdli hle kitchen of ihe well to do v.-o.hi.ig n .:, where ll.e wifo and II. tea kittle sin;; H-iv.-lher, and the little children pr;:tl!-j ritir.il the nether while her ova hinds r:t tt.3 table fur I.;. "There may ba stio.v in the gleor.ii.ij, or sun arrows lovtgis,? i.i II12 top cf trees the.e may b'.1 city v.-.iils alovt, or blue u::i!v.ir:t:r.j hrlis. It i.i.-'.tOM n.. t 111 such a Mace erery thi::g smr.cha of true comfort." Samba's Bescription of an Elephant. "lie's rs bi.u' us hay c:.ic! on fo;:, wh.-:f- r.pih.-s, with n hrrnd liks a Tour barred, v.-id u side ob sols '-l'..er f.iipper! on each . i.'e c'.) it, ," ""''. . a 1 .110111111 iou.,4 i,..e i.e loLeiu-iuueer oij.'ie-, 3:13 'jriupio o. tttl sue tea out 00 ce awn line a coun'n a 'jsrler nnL.i n stirtktii otll r.b a !,nspii(....r b:r!.-r..l..io. "V hen he walks he rolls lioni side io t:de like a snylci v.ian j:s iaiuYu; and i tspect the reason am, cause hh fee-l or. berry tei Jer f:;r he's Ml corns 0:1 all h:.i ices. His fr.tt am sl.apt.-d suintin liken cj!i::1 rtiSii's only binder, b'.'t like de dinkey's de holler tb it mahris hole in de giouml. hen ue were maiie it scem.i !o ir,e uat iiey stroll on iorrojutn: v. iia.-i spiles ntnJoen piled on all dc n.eat dey could p:le on. Dim ih-y made a grnby oil sand at-;::?, gtttt.i-pers ha, brown dust i.;oh..sus and gray tio and poured it a'.l ober de flesh and dare lu.Tit 10 dry. When dey come to de tail de atufTgtb out, nnd dey had to cut it shorl!" a to 1 the I think them is pears," said Ike, as he han ded n plethoric paper bag, filled with some haul sol -tance, which he received at Ihe door for Mis. Partington. Uu applied his chubby 110 e io he bag, and repeated his belief that eo-iinim l pears. "I declare," said shu Hiii- and poising the beg in her hands, rr. il were an infant, at.d tho von afraid it would break, "I believe it is," applying her noo Ihe package "ai;d it smells rs msllifi unus a whole horlieuliuiefiill of fiuils aim hewers." The .string was mined eirdullv, and ui.ou card was seen Ihe name of Jin 011 Lav.t ol Cambridgepnrt, wilh Koine ol the lursest liart- lelts that the season bud prouured. "Uless him," said she, in the t-cstuey that such gift mitht bo expected lo occasion. "1 hope all his fruit may come in pairs, and that his donation may bo relumed to him in a ;iri.el pipping as big as a baby's head and as sweet es Ihe memory of good acts." She hud them out in a while did', and smiled upon ihem as they lay, as ike walked uut of the back door. There were eleven peats in the paper, and what was Hit boy striving lo get out of his pocket in the shadow of ths ihedf Voilon I'usi. irr"Is your horse perfectly rentle f" "Perfectly gentle sir; the only fault that he has got, if that be a fault, is a'plai fill hab it of extending Ins hinder hoofs, now and then.' "Uy extending his hinder hoofs you don'l mean kicking 1 hope !" "Some people coll it kicking, but it is only a slight ie.iei;ou of the muscles; a disease rather than a vice. (ITTwo men were conversing about (be ill humor of '.heir wives. "Ah," said one wilh a sorrowful expres- i "ion, mine is a lartnr I" I "We II," repl ieil the othtr. mine is worse than alt this; the is the Cremn of Tarter !" (LfJohn B. Gough has been on a lecturing tour throughout ths North-west, lie was ft. Louis latt week. Shutting Doors. Don't W; so cross, Edward, when I call you lark to shut tl.o doorrr; grandpa's old bones feel the cc'.d wind ; nnd boides, yon have got to spend your life shutting doors, and you night as well bein to learn now. "Do forgive me grandpa, I outrht lo be ashamed to be cross io you. But what do you mean. I ain't going lo be a sexton. I am noing to college, aud then I am going to be a Inwver " "Well admitting all that; I imagine 'Eauire Edward C -'s will huve a good many doors to shut, if he ever makes much of a man." "What kind vf doors I Do tell me, grand- P" . "Sit down a minute, ana I it give you a list." "In Ihe first place, the door of your ears must be closed agai- si the ban language land evn counsel oi ihe bovs nnd young men ym will be at school or college witti, or you will he undone. Let them once est possession of that door, and 1 would not give much for Ed- word u 's future pro' tiecti." 'The doer of your eyes, too, mutt l-e shut against bad Iiooks, n:;e nnveia, aud low wick ed ii2 .vijir.pers. r yon .studies will be neglect eil, ni,d you veil grew up a useless ignorant n:n. You vill have lo close them sometimes .-..tainst the fine things exposed losale in the store ve;ndo-v's, or left lo awnv. "The door of your lips will need especial can, lor Hiey guar I on unruly member which nin! es great u.se of the bad company let in at i uvois bl ins eyes rim eii,::. J li-it (ioor IS very apt to ',-iO'e e;v: ; ami if not constantly .-:, i ne j, win :ui-.ui ai-.ry, inning, or vulvar woids. It will hrrck-btti runisinnej v.-oise than a March wind, if it is l-.-ft open too long I would advise you to keep it : !uit nuroli of the lime till you have laid up a store of know 1 erh.e, or at l-ast till you have something val uable to say. "The inner door of your heart must bo well shut against temptation, fer conscience the doorkeeper, grows very indifferent if you dis regard his call ; 3iid3(ime:in;e."i drops n;!eepat hi.-i p-isl, and when y.-o in .y thiu'i jou aredn ing very Weil, you uie fa.t goingi.own lo ruin. II yo-j carefully gunid the ottto.de d ju'i (.fthe eyes, tnd ears and lips, you will keep out iuai;y cold blasts of sin, which get in before you think. This shutting dor.ri, ynn sec Eddy, will be a serious hurinesi; nu on whir-li )mir aell djiug in t: U life sad ths t;i: t depeiu!s.' The Fall of the Leaf. j j I Silent Monitor to ir.an of ti e frailly of his nature, how eh queu: is th prophetic fine lo the eye of mcrtaU ! Aed ;-.-(, nt all ssMor i.i-ir. dioj, front lie s'c.vi rud witt.eitun the gioun.i. v bclro! ! o .' iviio-v bei.tgs hill aiouiet us at nil S'?s.:r.;..:, 11 '. ;-t it riches leis imp, e... ion u;ion ir- tdaa .he I'til of o -ni:)';;e lut ! Pninihnr r.-i'.li o.rth and yet inssusi ble of i'.s appio.icii! Who cot! solve the ji;.j leiiouscontrudiciion I . iV:isive, i,ot soitirm, is the Bppiorirli rfau- tuiiin. The s. c-ciii i.f summer still linger on the bictaj I lie fruits r,f tljo year "frown li.e lo) ii"i;u tiuilti.'.d,ni:u. 'i'hn .h..:iisj Icn !.- pe yet flovs beui.a'.h the vrriej tinge of the forest, nnd n. ltiro, Llitsl.iii.-r in ihe hec tic cf her decay, h..(,!3 rrore lovely cs she b'eatlies her hist iigh on thii '.'hs40"'S of t!;e vi -on. Kattue has r.tade all tier changes i:.s!r:u'iive lo 1.1,'iu, t:i : v.,j.t.'om to I in mind j.'id ret.itr i-n ltie lovf 0; tits he.iit. f.oi;:liLd -.vis f; l,'r, i! nc: is 11. r: a I c-.n ;'o;si.? t iifiy Mil 'l'o r... :i life i I-.ach seasons comes it ions for who 'hi! hour when ait !.af ferpetital ruluinn. grave iis the se...;oii oiii.-iuoua ij.'o't-s into tits oi flowe ry falis from its matert-s! s.er.i, eve:i wiiila I lis iose u Lltr.-'.ii:.g in all li.s !ory--wl,:;j e.i.l c;',e lives on, dtfyinj iv- I erv 1 tin if", i!!!".,. . l,t il n. II)' fioia tho earth, end it rsturtts to minjle vith its ir.liV2 dust: .;t,Per;o;.s f-ssr, d.-r.d ar.d luvr.cJ to clav. Xh-ht slut! a hi-le '.s. '.-.cn t!.2 wind uv.-av! Ohf th.-t the t-ailli tl.sl hep! ihe world inawo, '.Jhouhl ; .T.ch a v.-a!; in e::,".-; a winter's Hi-.vl' T;,3 ;. of t,.r ... ,, , u : all ' ,,,.1 .,,:. ,1,... ...... r..'i, !;:.-;..;( 1:.;; lit;.;, i... .i-T, i .o; niieciio.ic r.i:ri; ati'i the iiit'.-i'cit : jfGC. :re it'bsiJt:"-.! ti ths ;:ov. : The Haw of Newspapers. it it :ri':e;.! .;!. a do not gtra cypres; ". eait'frr;-, ara co.issdeieil ss wish. ,;e tin ir Mib.-rrip'.icns. .".il! .::; c.d.:.- the d:s.-rn'iiiuicnc.: 1. notice to t imr to r..jn J. If l?-.!....'.-i!i..- ' of their rv rl V..'a! '.w. ptibiisbor may contin :;til ail nriearages .tie paid, ::e lo rei, d thcru i 3. Iffcul-isribe..! tie.-lcct or refuse lo Uk itieir .e..ooifio.i ifit.i tii2 (::..- to w:,.sii they :ir lii'tclr.l, tiit r.ra ha!.l u-i ;-.o.:si'jhj till they iii'.vo settled l'.:e b:!l u:;d ordrv! t!ii-rrt uisco.itiii'je.l. . 11 r-tiiscri..ers ie,.ioe t. otitet p;;.ces without iiiforriii"'! l!.s publisher, tnd l!a persaieseii itothe forrverdirec'.ien, they are held re:.iio..sih: . 5, Ths c-.-i.riit have i'"tided Hint refusing to take periodical from the o.rict, or removing and leaving Ihern uncalled for, is ;wi,.ia fscia evidence ',f intentional fraud. asl ! a OTA strong, hsuriy, lu.'y lellow, who pre-fc-ne I heg'-'ii';: for a precarious rtibsistotj t-j v.-or kin? f.ir a sii:? one. cnll.d at the hottu cf a hhiiit ; .':..; chur-etis fr.rtne-, a:.d, i.i ll.e ca nal h netige of hii race, Bih;d for cjl.l vic tuals and old clothes." "You appear to bs a stoat hearty-looking ntan," said the farmer, "wlir.'. Co you Co fcr livinrr ?'' "Why not much." replied tliefe'.'ovr, "ex cept travailing about from one place to cnoili- er. "Travelling about, ha 1' rejoined ths farm- tr; "can yc.u travel pretty well I" "0, ves," returned the sluidy berar, "I am pretty good r t that " "Well, then," tnid Ihe former, cooly open ing the door, "lift $ieyu tratrlV in 0""r"Can you lakenfTmy bi-rd here?" strid a tall slab-s'nleil Yankee lo an Albany barber; leeling. at the same time ins chin, with a noive like a grait, 'it is a light baird, what d'yer tax three cents for a Itht bjird ain't it?" "Yes " "Y11II. co abed then.'" 'While the barber was rasping Ihrce Cpnls worth from his chin, his sitter saw an asist nnt pulling colonge upon a customer' hair, ihrnuvh a quill in Ihe cork of a bottle. "'Look o' here squire," said the Yankee, "can't yer squirt some o' Hint prpprr tartt on to my head tew? Say, can't you throw little o' that in for three cents?"' 0T"Mary, my love,' said a not very at tentive husband to his wife, at a dinner table, 'shall I help you t a piece of the heart!" "I believe," said she, "that a piece of heart was all that I ever got." There waa a commotion amorj the dishes. GETTING MARRIED. It is curious to enme to note how people's u.cas of preparation fir this species of amuse ment vary. Mos? and Lize 'take n notion" to each other. Mose buys n second-hand bed stead three wooden chair, a small lookinj glass anil a light stand, while Lize provides a hen leather bed, lour sheets ami two coverlids-, a table cloth, six towels, some little mi nor arrangements, wilh Ihedisposition lomake the best of everything, forthwith; two dollars are paid for Ihe ministers blessing upon their joint adventure on house keeping, the seene whereof is a three story bark room with a seven -bv-nine chamber attached, where the first baby is born, before either parent is of age. fir. Count-the-Cost, on 1 tie other hand, never thinks of the matter until he is thirlv, courts Mrs. Prudence for fourteen years, pcr- pctuilly putting oft 'the happy day,' because he hadn't got quiet enough to buy a nine-stoned matble front on Style street, and finish two suits of reception rooms in ebony and sil ver; preferring (for such acquisition,) to wait until both are too old. They buy the big house, have a grand wedding, a great many enemies, a few friends and no children. Af ter the property is equally divided between the 'Timbucto Moral Reform Association.' and the lawyeft, who contert the will in behalf of a blind cousin, who fights it on the ground of "insanity,' alleging the long courtship of the parlies as evidence thereof. The cousin be ing at lenglh mined, ths 'Timbucto' directors compromised by paying the oppos'ng couiwel's fees and co.,;s, n'nd the marble front, with all its helcn-ingii, is converted iu'o car-h. Ten years afterwards, ihe books of the seMon, and ihe stone in the ccincterv, arc the ot.lv reo ordj of the cxisle -ce of Mr. (Vjut-the-rost nnd his forgotten bride. Funny world very. CUT BEHIND. Who has not observed Ihe malicious or, rather, inischeievons crv with which young- stt-ta on the sidewalks call the attention of kooch drivers to the bovs who are filching a rule on the steps in the renrf "Cut behind!" screams one of llmse, and immediately the boy bciTS a series of tremulous dodges lo escape the straining eye of the driver, but still retains nis hold. ''Cut behind!" again calls out the li'.t'o sccitip cn the sidewalk, running after the coach, la vain docs the one clinging to Ihe steps coax his persrcu'.er, orshake his litlle fist in a threatening, manner. The c?yi3 hep', up "cut behind:" Presently the driver ruts blindly behind, but the Tide seeker chuckles as he eels r,u the side of the slips, dodges his head and rotilrivts to escape the lash. liut his perseei'ler follows cltij, mid kefp-i uphis re-ieiittt.s.s "cut behind!" until the whip at 1 touches the boy on the coach, and he gets olf s.i.artii.g with thecrack Th'si Is boyish fun; but it is also a tolerable resemblance in miniature lo what is going on in Ihe treat flame of life. The boy on the sidewalk rerrcicnls 0 cliiss of people, tither eaton up w iih envy of those who are in the eu-.'Vinent nf nro.si..inlv itniF-it In n-!.pr: who a.e ridin o-i the eri" arid who take a nj; " iiicvn-13 Jigl.tin a relentless persecution ol ihosi whose inoveiii'-i.ts '.iy l.i-.ve .-.oi the eottrs? to follnv.', "Crt l ehind!" Ihey cry totli j driver of Forlnne'.tcosc'i, and they l eep i"i !!'C cry, !i1;'? a jeiliugpack iteiihe i.'ovfd ly co.i.-.ir or threats. Mow theygiowl If the rider s''il'Mlly-'orhies'the lashrs! And .vhen it st.'il-w, !;ow they girnt over the injury Ihey ha '.'3 do:;?. .."' re' nag j. CUT BEHIND. A Hint to Desponding Ministers. A certain minister who had been very sue rcs.srul in his labrcs in the Gospel vineyard at length sr-.v.' Lot littla frui! stlcndin his admin istiaiio.i. i'u be ureless hf. could not bear; his sou! w.is Isv.-td down vr.C.ux the li7Co;ir agirg pro.-pecis troitttd hiin. i'oihing on etirlh, was so gloorr.y to 'aim a3spiri!ual death, for he h-.d been used K showers of rsformalion and mercy, and nolhinj else could satisfy his mind. Ecein-' r,o citnourinsts of the tnirit. no sinner convened tttidj? his prcashirs ior seme lie.e, his rotil e.,is-beret u ilh detJoudii.g and i::.'!anchoiv teais. V.'hils thus e-ercietj he dreacad ih.-.t a ger.tlein.iii hired bin to work fi-r Itisi, and il:; pi'.ceof hi3 labor was s'.';)ii lut. j. C.i in.ruirin; -.vhet his employer v.x'ithl liiiv? h::.; go aLuut, ho was in formed that he nrur! :jo end liaiiimer a certain rcci; 10 pticts. "That," hi replisJ, "v.-ili do no r;ncJ, fur ths reck :s l.irg? and haid, end I could never breai; it to pieces." "That is noihtiis to you," said the pc-ntlt-men, "follow my directions and I will pav ci;r r.-ajes," 'ihe lilr..erthor! vent to work, and though iUppssrcd an endless, cud therefore useless last;, l-s labored wii.'i tipgarsce and patience ."or i lie .-.-':; cf h'.i v.r.t.s. After awhile, con trary t.) all c::'.ju:c;io:i3 thi n ountiiitio'Js.rock broi-.f in ski. '. tie :.:ir.'.iter sa .v tjfl drc.-m cor.laincil in-si-.: :iiini for hit.'. I's fe'.t ths reproof, resum-. co';i.-.-:o v. es sgcin blessed with ree- :: i brol 1.2 rj-jlty I;c;:t3 of mnny of in by llic hammer of Jod's ,' ins iiearers 'crd. CUT BEHIND. A Hint to Desponding Ministers. Profound a 'Pompey, why a ai a bee liivo like a bad tateri' 'M.-ie it'sround.' 'Kiise it's round! aro. . What nonsense! Guess .. 8;l,I v.-on'i. gscs: bar; you so ugly; k..:rv Qii r.j'.i, il for spits.' whut itara.'ouiy wou'lguess ' b !)o you gub it u??' '."..!l, yes.' 'W;!l, :ov.,?, Cen'tde hire hold de bees?' 'Ye?.' '"Vcli, dat frtabes da hive a bee bolder, and h.'iiujVv am a spectator, and a spectator am bad later. fJee ue itu'erence?' a a Oecying Ornrrr.i. 'iCdward,' said his moth er lo a boy of e!;hl, who vva3 trtmdlinj 1100,1 ia the fror.t yard, "rd-.vr.rd, you musn't go out oi that ja'.e into the street." "l'.o, ma, I won't," was the reply. . fe-v minutes afterwards his mother had orcr.armi lo go to the window. To her sur prise she saw Edward in the s'rect, eugaged i.i the very edifying employintt.t of inauufac turing dirt pies. "Didu't I toll you," said she angrily, "not lo g.i through the gate." "Well, 1 didn't mother," was the very sat isfactory reply. "I climicJ over the fence!" 0"An old bachelor geolegint was boasting that every lock was as familiar lo him as the alphabet. A lady declared thai she knew of a rock which I.e was ignorant. "Mame it, madam," said he. "11 is lock the cradle, sir," replied the lady. "vrr"Toni." said a man to his friend, "I think it highly dangerous to keep the bills small banks 011 hand now a days." "Tim," answered the other, "I find it more difficult than dangerous." l;c gnnorrct. is publisnedevery Thursday morninr in '.I.e old Masonic Ha l, erond story of the brick build ng west of C. Vaaausdl & Co's ilore, Mntl Street, Eaton, Ohio, at the following iate : 1 1:50 per annum, in advance. f200: if not paid within the year, and 82:50 after the year has expired. tJThese rates will be rigidly enforced. N paper discontinued until all arrearages ar paid unless at the option of the publisher. CTNo communication inserted, unless ac companied bj a responsible name. Pen, Paste & Scissors. 1 a a fO-Signa cf Ihe times fire-crackers. 0-Vanity renders beauty c .ntemplible. fT"Visib'e means of support' big feci ! UTTo have a clear conscience, pay the printer. rrrHe'who wriles what is wrong, wrongi what is right. Ifi Tliere is beauty enough on earth to make a home for angels. J7"If two hogsheads make a pipe.how many woutu maKe a cigar. If all Ihe world's 0 slage, women wag the tongue and guide the vehicle. ICTThe city police of New Haven are here after to be supplied with pistols. 0-y" Monev is defined to be a cotnnosifinn to take stains'out of a character. XT A Vestern paper publishes marriage no tices under the head of 'fution.' IT Why is the street corner like a crazy man's brain? Because it iscons'antly tamed. Mev or Mark. Those men of the Kansas Legislature who could neither read or write. nyAn Illinois paper says there is n man in Olney so dirty that the assessor put him down as "real estate." (TT'ii the bottle, discontent seek s for com fort, cowardice for courage, and baskfulness fur confidence. JTlf you want lo know the way to ll.e penitentiary, follow Ihe man who thinks the world "owes him a living." ITT'The man who passed through life wilh. out enemies could not have had a character worth depreciating. JTA genius 1ms just invented a stove 1' at saves throe quarters of the wood, while the ashes it makes pay forthe remainder. Ij 'JIoI her,' said an inquisitive urchin, few '.bys since, "would you have been any relation to me, if father hadn't of married you ? t7" "Ma, are Hie hogs that go lo Cincinnati sick?" "No, child, w hy do yo:i ask ?" ile cause the papers say that they are. cured there." ''Mary, put this boy 1o bed he is gettiag a little troublesome and sleepy." rTTThe editor of the rWon Liberator (alls upon the ladies of the J-.'otth to make use of nothing lhat is produced hy slave labor. He needn't ertpect t lit m not to use cotton. They will not espel so old a friend from their bo som. Lous. Journal. ITTA d stinguished teacher defines "geni us" to be "the power of making an iff.iri." If so, the fellow who we see reported as hav ing fallen down drunk and "making t-fTcrls" to raise himself by feeling upwards for Ihe ground, must be un "awful genius." 0The following advertisement, under the h?ad of a '"A'tfe wanted,' is in Ihe Batesville Ark., News: "Any gal what's got a bed, cof fee pot and s'.. il let. knows how to cut breech es, can make 0 hunting thirt, and knows how lo take care of children, can have my services until death parts both of us.' ETA celebraled hangman in England, show iug t!.3 .salhws attached to Newgale, observ ed to the Lysldtvbrs thai he had hung twen ty persons on it at one time. Some one sug gested llcl it ws.i too small. "Oh no bless yon, twenty five persons could swing on that very comfortable !" O A Vcrlcrn publisher lately gave notice ihtl be intended to spend fifty dollars for the purpose of gctling up "a new head" for his prp-.-r. Tbe next diy one of his subscribers dropped him the following note: "Don't dj it. L.-t!er Lccp the money, and buy a new herd for the editor.' " A.i A."pecti:.3 ArrEAL. An unfortunate ediicr in Kentucky thus addressed his delin quent cubseribers: "Friends, we are almost pe.v.-.ilsss Job' s t'.'rkey wns a millionaire compared with our present depressed treasury. 1 3-va.,ii 1.1c price 01 sou was two cents a a barelful, Te couldn't buy enough to pickle ;.v.i,;,,i. 0 .'3-v'a:',':f the price of salt was two cents a O-A Dulchnnn's Prognostication A friend as cd a Eutcimian, the other day, what kind i f a Ji.tter he thought we should have. The u-.'.ciirrian, ilrnwtug himself up with an air of philosophic equanimity, and an oracular snap o'tbe eve, said: 'I dink she vill werry cold dis winter or werry hctone of them both !' ttlT A farmer in Nebraska declares thr.t the pumpkins 111 his fiirid are so large as lo en danger th life of histmire household. A few daynsinra one of his family had, by means of a rope ladder, climb-:d to the top of a tremen dous squash, when he was seized with dizzi ness.and falling ofT, fractured both of his arms, broke his ieg and hurt himself besides. 0"A printer not long ago being "flung" by his swctl heart, went to the office and tried locommit suicide with the "shooting-stick," but il wouldn't "rn off." The 'dev'il.' wish ' 10 Vei tolll1l,im 10 TeeP il,!o h sar.ett:m where Ihe editor was writing duns lo delinquent subscribers. He did so and th effeet was magical. -He says, that picture of despair, reconciled him to his fate. Cj- The Sandusky Dcgister savs: The most serious question is in regard lo door-ways. A Water street merchant lost a customer, Sat urday, by having only one of the two folding doors open. A lady came along, look a look at the door, and resolved to make the attempt to enter, lier rigging was too full a'd she--stuck I A passerby relieved her; and sadly disappointed, she rolled along to a store witii a larger door. Merchants will please arrange according. Finoimo Stohf:. A chap just from the 'besh,' was patrolling the streets of Ibs'.on, one day, vnh a sheet of gingerbread tinder his arm, and gazing at the signs, when one which w&s labelled "Finding Store" drew his atlerrtton. He entered chewing his ginger bread, and after a severe effort at swallowing like a hen eating dough, he exclaimed. "I swo! you must be lucky chaps to fine all theso nice things I S'lppnse you a in' t found my umbrella nor nothing, have you J" 1ia-fsbm.no iri thk Crtmka. Kossuth says, in a letter 1 1 the New York riif: "I have the most positive information that the French and Enelish are on the worst pos sible terms in the Crimea. Neither men not officers cultivate familiar innrre.ourw. The Frent i treat the English wiill .upercilioua haugh iness since the Heiiaa-aC'it, jU as Hi fli5.r,,w',e4,!l!!l f" ,c-