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a ayiUkc0'?iK"-'4?,'t":"e'tat'- '-tit-.- ,SIsOOicHatl,oir, rlnf fl;'f I ficl'l.'uilil Strati, Baton , 0 li io .jii ihe fol low it i ate. " 11 l,fl r.r an itnm 1 rt mlvirnr- "f''82oo! I not pni'.l within the year, and 13:60 fiftet the year has expired. . ; EPThese rates will be rigidly enforced. ' ' 1.' "' . - . paid unless atihbopiion of the publir-hrr. r jyNo- communication inserted, untes;a5 coaipanled h) a responsible name. Poetical. I HAVE NO MOTHER NOW. BY CAROLINE H. CRISWELL. ' J hear tlio Soft wind shmnz, Through every bosh andll-te 1 Where now dror mother's lying, , Away from 'ore and roe. Tears from m; eyes afe starting, And torrow liades mr brow; ;., Ob, weary was oar parting X have no mother now ! ' I aee thepsle moon sihninr ' On mothcr't while bead atone ! The roue bnh Twind iltwining, Iihcre like me alone. ' ; And jant like me ore weeping ' . TIiom dew drops from the bwght; jAmg time his she been sleeping , I bare no mother now I V? heart In ever lonely. My lifo is drear end" and; 'Twta her dear presence only That nnde my spirit glad, from morning until even, -' Cro rests upon my brow; 1 ' Ebe's pone from me to heaven ' X have no mother now. MELODY. feright are the stars, lore, shining in hoaven, ' Bwreel ia their light unto me 1 frhy (lwt thnn liugert late in the even I.watch for thee, love, for thee ! From the dark shore, love, comes l'io aaft tnur- mur. The voice of the aUr-lighted ei . Wiil thou itotenme? o!,eome with the murmur 1 watch for thee, love, for thee! On tl'e jrreen hills, lore, clouds nre lying, Mantling each hub and each tree; And while the nirrht-wind softly in sighing, ' 1 watoh for thee, love, for1 thee ! Dork! 'tia tho midniffht unci now'I am bending Jicndinjf in worship the keep, And while each thought into heaven ascending, , 1 watcn tor tliee, lore lor tuvti! Miscellaneous THE WAY SHE WON HIM, A young girl leaned from the window of pleasant oouniry parlor, chatting with a fine looking man some ten years her senior, who alood among the flowers below, and pelted her with rose buds still glittering with dew. "Slop, atop, Mr. Mansfield," she said, as ha twined a Immlful of flowers ill her dark curia. . "What was thai you asked me T could not hear well." "Orrly to describe you beau ideal Io me, I may know him if wo ever meut," aaid her companion desisting from bis sport, leaning one arm Upon the window sill, and gazing into her animated face with an admiritiK mile, " "Oh, that ta easily done I Imprimii must be young and handsome." '- "That ol course, or how could he aspire, thejlove of the dimming Marion Clifl'e f" rejoined bet companion with a callant bow. "A truce to compliments, 1 pray you sir ! ; Young and handsoii' so much for generali ty now I'll descend to particulars. He must tie about twenty-two --s.'enJer and fiuely form.,lgr8ceful in h:s movements and cour teous in hia mannera tndi let me see what tomes next f" "Features, Marion; eyes, hair nose, mouth and !'. the el eeterni." . "Thank you. Hia features should be Ore cian: hia forehead hi.h, and broad and white his smile aweet, but melancholy, bis ees and hair of the same hue and that a beautiful brown-a brou n, dark in tba shadow and liirhl in the tun." 'Something like mine, eh, Marion f Yon needn't pout, or lift your bind tosirike me.--But lovpeak seriously, diiln'l you mean rne when you were ta king f If ao, just any Hie word, and your ideal shall be madu divinely leal, aa the poet says. , ''Don't be foolish Louis," she replied. and Io- k in the glass at your S'lnmn face, black hair, whiskers and eyea, and see if the description suns. No, I have no desire break my friend Jennie's hearty by Stealing away her wise collegian." "That name silences me." said the atudenl wi'.h anemliairnmed lanh. lint if I am tlie lucky individual, I know who i: is; aye, am) t know too that he is within twenty feel ol you, and coming neartr every moment. ' Marion 's eyea followed his as they looked and down the orchard path, and saw a gen tleman coming slowly towards the house, reading .intently from a sm ill volume in Ins hand- SelOng the roses a little more becom ingly in her curls, (for aue waa born a co quette,) she wh.fpered; i ' . -"Your Collegiate chum, Clinton, is it notf The party lant nignl deprived me of the' treas ure of seeing him." ; " '- ' . "Yea we were tale, and he too tired to with me into the rooms, or I should have in troduced him then. But this time ia aiill bel ter, i. The plain pink morning dress and loeebuda become jouT,wonderful!y, my belle cousin." i. ' ' - "Flatterer V Site laid her white and jew eled band csressingly upon liia shoulder and turned her graceful liend wiihiu the room if in archof aume'lliing. There ws. policy in lh tVqiielte'B al ghlest m-ivement, and this was made that- a sudden glimpse of glorious beauty rulyht dazzle and astonish dreamy student. Tlina admonished, the apparently uncon scious girl turned and raised her large and bea , tiful eyea io his face. "A inpid glance 'con Tinced her of the truth of hercousiur asser tion. ' It waa e, face 'much like lhat of ideal she had pidmed font) for his tinuseinen!, "Cousin Mnnon, let me ii.vroduce ynu '.o beat a nd dearest- friefMl, ' Qodfrey Cliuion," raid Man'fieltl with a 'light touch upon arm. . ,. ... ...... . - "My cousip'a friends are always . welcome to me,1' she said removetiif .her hand frou Munsfield'S shoulder and extunding it lo him. He took it with a firm, warm claap, that thrill ed her through every vein.' sr, . "How beautiful, the lal" thought the gen tleman. . . "I will win, hia he.arl before fee, Jeavea me,,' " till Ihe lady. . '.. ' Their eyes met a he relinquished her hand. Both bliM-hed a iittlei and Mnafielil turned ' away to hide smile when he saw his friend, whose grave and- steady aspect mi woman'a rode had ever Ik-fore posseaanl the power move, beneath the manetetiff influence of couain'a HamlaomeeVea.' '!-y '-' " ' ' The - three lingered- bet' a few momenta, before the breaklast hellmng in the great hall MaiikBebl sprang gaily through the window nd stood by hie cousin'! aids, determinst) ,u I oiikj ' ' j ' w ft1 BT L. G.SOULD. 'rcarles al rrce.V(, $l,50per Annum inAdvance. : NcTrScrics. .; , E VTONa'rREBLE COUNTY, OiFEB. 2?, 1856 Jol.li,Kc.S6. !-s5j1 - fcS tern! iwiSfttsa v i i m : II ML, I . . . ;i ivt . . ui i ii ii i .v:i in i a t a1 I so lo ( Go to np go the us the the my her In' hia aa i,in Ih'itixti for y Ciimo a aioo-l in ilio war, tuis fiHv In j mend only sm.lcrt and : turning away, passed around the house to rain the Iront fiiiiauce. ' ''What now, Louia!" a.ked JJstion aa he alood silcol, looking abseatly from the win dow. . "Not much, Marion, I was only wonderinc if you could win GoJfrey'a heart, aa you have won so many oth ra." , Moat ceitainly if I think it worn my while to try." she answered carelessly. VNot if ynu flirt with him, Matum. , God- f,f y has never lowd yet but h dinpin-a co- qiielrr, and will never yield to a flirt. Be your brighter am: letier sell and you will win him 1 hone ao from ntr her rt , . "Pshowr Don't lecture, voz.. wilt yon wftger your iliamoml ring agamat mine, that he i my declared lover before he leaves ( ' If you propose to secure him by coquetry yea!" Done. Now take me to. breakfast, for am terrible hungry." They pnssed on and took their seats at the Pleasant lamilv table. A moment a Her, lioil Irey ClinWi entered, looking a litils pale, and seeming a litlle cold. , Throujihout the day he was much with ftluiion, but though his man ner wus courteous and kind, she missed an In definable something that bad charmed her. 'at first, and wnnoered if she bad been deceived in the tell tale glance of his beautiful, brown eyea. Ab I She had no means of knowing what you and I, i.ear render, may discover name Iv, that Godfrey Clinton, in pa.-sing t y Hit npen windows und doors bad heard the heart less wtiger she had laid 1 The days passed by. Marion, like Godfrey was simply a guest at her uncle's pleasant home, and at liberty to devote her whole time if aha cJionre to du ao. Much of It was passed in his company especially as the arrival ofj Jennie Hrrinn, her dearest friend, Jlansfielils Ci'KMii 1" well aa his belrothed blide, to k ligr gallant reliiive away from lier. While i lit young lovers, absorbed in each other, took little heed of thrir friends, they were traveling a most dangerous rood together. Marion loved strong and beat iful poetry the deep, mu-ical voice of the student rend it to her in the lonely library she sketched he a-waya carried her purifolio, and pointed out (he most beautiful views she rode, and he was ever at hr bridle rein if she choose to do to to, him. Much of it was passed in Ins company especially when he sung, and her light touch was nee ien upon me piano, to make the melody complete. And yet, all this familiar intercourse could not make him one whit more lover like than he bad been on that fir.st unhappy morning. If his eye flashed nnw and then, and his ho- nm yearned to hold her there in an Imnossion- ed embrace if hi hind trembled at the light touch of hers, 'or his Cheek paled and flushed at the fanning of her warm breath, she never knew it. He was always quiet, reserved and rather cnld -never striving to seek the vacant place by her side, but taking it, if all circum stances were favorable, exactly as he woul l have taken any other Chair, and talking to her as he would and did lo any other young and iiteity girl. Mar on was puzzled. For the first tirrie In her life she met him coldly, but he did not seem lo notice it if she creeled him half ten derly, he wore a sarcastic air lhat made her angry; and if, aa was often the case, she tried to piuue him by a desperate fliitation with another, hia soft brown eyes wore a mingled as tonishnient and disgust lhat hurt her more than a thousand cutting rebukes from her cousin Louis could have done; That cousin Louia, by-1 be way would often smile mi chiwously as he passed by her, and touch the diamond ring Upon his left hand. Marion waa proud aa well aa beautiful and coqueliUh. Waa she the gay city telle, for whoee smiles a thousand haughty, lovers had sued in vain, to waste her tuna m this lonely out of-1 he way place, simply because a per verse atudenl refused te love her, in prefer ence to his books? . rhe thought, with i strange yearning, of I he-crowned city, and Ihe countless friends who would flock around her, when it was known sue hid reitirned. She would give up her foolish vagei presen' Jen nie Willi the diamond ring of which she had ti'ed, long before re I urn to her city home, and in tha gaiety of 'he coming winter, forget fcrm! Khe was. sitting in her room alone when she made this wide resolution and look the surest way of ceiling it, by going down into the par lor where he was aitlina at tha piano, pbyinJ and enigma;. She stole in silently that he did not liotioe her and silling down in a low rocking-chair beside Ihe centre table, leaned her head upon her hand, and listened. But while her tare drank iu her plaintive lonesof his exquisite voice, her eyes were beut steadily upon ll.e form she could aeea more-upon the handsome haughty head, with its wealth ot fright brown eyes ahiniug with a splendid light-(he. white and symmetrical hand thai laid uoou the key. .One sad fought followed auoiher, and f irgetting for a moment, that she was not alone, the sighed audibly. He stalled at the sound, and turned away from (he instrument. Marion blu-hed, and a faint eolo- stole over hia whllh forehead, "You, Misa Cliffe?" he aaid al last, "why shoo Id you, of all others, be sadt" - "Jt was the sound '.hat made me so." : She lose, and sioiidini; by the window pulled a Michigan rose from the vines that theled it. twiiltMl.it for a moment in her hand and stood irresolute whether logo or lit stay. ' A sudden thought strong her feet without another look towards Inmr she was gone. And '.he next morning, while she sipped her colfe, Ihe petteii tx-ll auuonuced her early departure for her ciiv home. It was the laal morning of herstay, and the, etiitipped fo travelling, was seated at th piano when Clint on entered to summon her lo the Meakteat tables ' "Miss cliffe,!' said 'he, coldly, "I may not see you al breakl'uHt. I 'have already taken that meat, and am about io start on a hunting expedition. So t will say good uye now." "Oond bye, Mr. Clinton," ahe answered ca Imly, '"I trust; you w ill have a pleasant uny. - . , : lie took the coot steady band the offered in one hot and trembling. ' ' "And iJ thia all Mafion-MissCrHTet""; , . "AVbii'imnre can t aay ahe asked with a qqiel nrife.": , "''-' ' ;;-. , i t'Nothinejl nolhingf fj 6d bye Marion, arid tna Ort.1 bless you V"' ! She aptsna; back' into the parlorflrihaf Kef self Inio-achair by the' table, leaned her head up n her foldid srttis, and wept' silently 'end' biiieriy;"''"" J '" , '', ' ,Vf RomeVtaar''ang'throiigh the' window to the' riatitn, slid knelt tteaide 'her a sienna 'ahh afQle'rounit br a'Ii,'and desr voice spoke her name. -'B he looked up. ami 'there' before her knelt Godfrey Teer was in hia eyea, and lie f. nt, hi tntu l,tl I,, U.tr OifnaiiiKt I'tuiu his hand he held the'Miohigan rose she ha I "Marion, 1 inve you. Do yon love me f" ne asked eagerly. She laid her hand III his, the next momentl she was drawn closely to his heart and their, lips met in a tun?, lone kiss a kisa of youih and love! The waiter was won, but she bad won it by I -Sing her own heart, Time Enough. ;, "Time enough in a dying hour!" Why It would seom from this plea, as though religion were the foe of happim-si in tMs life, and lhat its only value consisted in a passport lit Ihe world of blessed ne, giten only in death.- Or, in Other words, lhat religion is necessary lo die by, not in live by. If this be so, it would extinguish those lovely genu of piac'.t cal piety which have ahed such a softening ra diance over the otherwise rugjftd ways of life. Look into the liihle, and you will there fin.) it described as a life as indeed the life the only life and Ihe happiest life, without which, he is "dead while he liveth!" You will also find rules laid down and examples given to govern it. To quicken it into being was the great love of Christ in redemption. For this pur pose "Christ also di'd and revived and rose again, lhat we should ilve unto him." It is not merely the pardon of kin, but it is premi nently Ihe life of faith and love, by which the nitrified afTect ions are brouuht to rest in God as their center, and to rejoice in tin) as their portion. It were fatal In this life, and lo its lovely practical development and; growing origniness, to postpone religion to a dying hour, jn this case, the end of ihe gospel to raise up living witnesses of its power would be defeated; and ihe rules for lorrning a holy lire -would be without an example to verify their efficiency. Benefits of Newspapers. In no other way can sd much, so varied, so useful information be imparled, and under cir cumstances so favorable for educating the child's mind as a judicious, well coujucted newspaper. "To live in a village was once lo be shut up and contracted." Uul now a man may be a hermit and yet a cosmopolite. He may live in a forest, walking lo a poal-ntTiLV, navmg a man out once a week, and ye' he shall be found aa familiar with the livine world as the busiest actor in it; for a newsna per is a spy glass by which he brings near the most distant things; a microscope b) -which he leisurely examines the mort minute; an ear trump-.-', by which he collects and brings with in his hearing all that is said and done all over tne earth; a muesum lull of cuiiosiiies; a pic lure gallery .of living pictures from real life, drawn not on canvass bul with printer's ink sn paper. ,'J'he newspaper is a great traveler, a great tecfurer. It is the common people's encyclopedia, the lyceum. the college. The influence ol a good newspaper upon the minds ol a i.imiiy ofihildren ran hardly be estimated: certainly not compared wiih the cost of paper use 1 1, it is a universal tact asserted by teach ers, and others who have made observations on this subject, lhat children who have access to usernl pitpersat home, ara better spellers, belter testier.., and understand what they read belter; they obtain a practical knowledge of geography ami history more readily, make bet ter grammarians, and write better composi tions, and, in short, are more inrelligent and learn lasier iiiaii ci nuren bronchi up in a family without the etiloyment of such readme Children are interested in newspapers, because they lead about many thinga with which they are laminar, A Wife in Trouble. 'Tray, tell me my dear, what ia the cause of those tears f "Oh ! auch a disgrace ! I have opened one of your letters supposing it to be addressed to mvself. CeHalnly ii looked more like Mrs. than Mr." "Is that all f Whaf harm can there be in a wife opening he'r husband's tetter's ?', " "Hut the contents such a disgrace '." "What bus any one dared lo write me a let ttr unfit for my wife to read ?" "Oh no. It fs couched in Ihe most chaste lariguage. Dul the disgrace !" The husband engarly caught up the letter and commenced reading ihe epistle that bad been the means of nearly breaking his wile's heort. Header; ynu couldn't giless the couse iii a coou'a age. ' It was no other than a b,l from fhe Printer, fol nine vear s subs'-rip'ion The most sensible Woman in all creation ! She ought to be adm tied as a member of the craft. CiiANcanr HexvM. In the Connty Circuit Conn, a lew day8 ago, a witness nn the slaod who had undergone a pretty severe crusa ex amination from the prisoner's counsel, and who had been asked s very improbable ques tiimt, retorted rather warmly: ' ' "Thai would have been as unexpected as meeting ycu in heaven, air.". , , , The counsel rejoined: "Well, I expefct lo get lo beaten, and as I don't expect to meet yjil there, your anticipa tion will be about right." A roar of laughter followed from the bar and spectators, and both gentlemen having cooled down, the Case progressed quietly to lis tlose Bdlltmor Sun. Oi,d Son. We olleu hear lhat such and such things are not "wurtli an old song." Alas! how very very tew things are. What pleasurable recollections do sOnie of tberu awaken? , What pleasurable tears do they ex ciieT, They purity ib: stream of hit ; they can delay n on us shelves and rapids; they can turn il back again lothesofl mossy btiuus, amidst which in sources issue; or like, indeed, the pulenl aialfof one ofol , they can hid ihe waters of a clear ami joyous spring,' gush from the rocks in a wilderness where only cor roding "area might be supposed todweli.' .... v- ' " . . ftfyln the early part of the eighteenth cen tury, a fanner was condemned to suiftr theex e ution penally of ihe low for cow-atea ling. Ilia wiie called to see him a few days previous I.) hia tieeuiion, to take a last farewell, when she asked uinu . ., .-.! .. , '.My dear, would you like the children to are yoHexeculed? -s ;! - -.; v ' 'No,' he replied, . what must thayenme forf - ''That's joel like you,' said the -wife, 'you never wanted the ebildlert 10 have auy enjoy- llielit.'.j...-. .' - A .' :.-' , - , . . rr---- 1 ' '. iy ti , , ItrvTbej Kew York. piaayune,a aalirical sheet, bavin published some rather keen euia il.lmualive o the danger . of traveling on cer tain r8ilroads-Tthe,.Cuimleii and .Anibojf par tiouiarlj Ihe authorities of the offended loads have ordered Ibe conductors io drivaall news boys telling the Picavuue olT then cars, This is einjpriaiicaiiy.a picayune', proceeding. 'ttbul 'iJeeiV kays, that getting; l.rtove is somewhat like aeltins tftuuk. the more a feller 'ebwe it the more he wants to, r . .. i Stuck up Folka. "I don't like those peirile, the ar ao dreadfully stuok on," wa the remark we over- heard the other day. What are "stuck un" people,' thought we, and we have been look- tng about to See if we could find any. I'o jart see that young man over yonder leaning sgaiuat the post of that hotel piozZa, twirling Ihe shadow of a walking stick, now and then coaxing the hair onhisuppei lip, ami watthing every laity that passes, not that he cares to fee them, but is anxious to be ob- servtd by them, he belongs to the "s uck up rol:." What Is the oceamonf Well, he happens to have a rich father, and a foolish vain mother, who have taught him that he isn't "common folka" at all, ant' lhat poverty is almost the same as vulgarity and meanness. and ao he has become "stuck up," he doesn't reel neeu of knowing any more, he does not work, (Br be was never required In, end he is so extensively "stuck up" that he hasn't the lesat idea lhat ho wilt ever come down he dcesn't know, however. There goes a young woman lady ahe calls herself will) Ihe most condescending air, te nobody in particular, and an all-pervading consciousness that all creation and the "rest of mankind" are looking at and admiring her; she never earner! the a-ilt ahe eats, kuowe e little, very little of a good many things, and nothing thoroughly of anything, is most anx ious lest the should be iron bled to make a se lection out of filty young men, all of whom are dying for her, ahe supposes; she is one of the "stuck up folks," and that is about all she is. f That eldiib gentleman over Ihe way, barri caded wiih half a yard of ahirt collar, guarded by a gold-headed cane, with a pompous pat ronizing air do you see himf Well, he be longs lo Ihe "stuck up" too. ' Ha has been so about ten years, since he got off his leather apmn, and becan to speculate successfully in teal estate. There are other fools of his class, some "stuck up" by having at some time been a justice of the pea;e, an alderman, a cnnsla bit, and in various other wayslhey gel "stuck up" n tiuns. They are not proud people for l hey are not distinguished folks, for they have not ability ot character enough lo make them so they are just what they appear lo be "stuck up 'let them stick. Irreligion—Political Sermons. . A Christian minister in this. vicinity, made the observation recently, thai there were more "backsliders from religion in the Western Re seive, than could be found in the same extent of population and territory, any where else uu derihesun." This is a pielty strong assertion nevertheless we have no disposition to dispute il. ll might alio be said that in no equal ex tent of population and territory nre there as many lanaiics and bigots, as many ui vines who ptfuch (rum Giddiuga' speechea ins'ead ol Christ's ;Gospel; who would rather be heard ueciuiiiiing BKUinst uouijius ami tne Lh-mn era ts, than the Devil and . irreltgion. When Infidels ai'd Deists are promoted lo offices ol honor nod profit, and Christian Died support them by their influence and votes, -it is not strange lhat the power of religious truth shouidauiier by their compromise. iheDem ociatic parly has had to beat the Charge i.f be mg the embodiment of every species of Chris nan Infidelity for years; bul Ihe charge never has tcld good, and does not now. Oil the Western lleseive there ars more 'higher law' Abolitionists than in any other equal portion of the Lnion.and it is a conceded lacl that there are within t'a boundaries more infidelity and iirelieiou than can be found in the same space elsewhere. The positive truth is thai nine of every ten of the Infidels on the Reserve are Abolitionists. This a fact well worthy the at tentinn of Christian ministers, who may easily perceive lhat their is a aiifficitncy nf material tooccapy their attention, spiritually, and thai they would (U) well to leave politics to potiti ciana, la to the lawyers, and physic to ti.e doctors; who n: turn, no doubt, will be sans Bed to leave theology lo the preachers. Trumbull Co. Vetiiocrut. The Governor a Disunionist The extraordinary course which Governoi Chase hus seen proper or politic to pursue.wiih regard to Kansas matters, has been the main ionic of conversation, and principal aubiects for execa ion, for several nays post. The friends of law and order hive been astounded by t.e exhibition of the Governor's disregards of the peace of the country, and for the Union itself. Hundreds of Ins fonoei friends hove de serted hwn in d.sgusl,.a.nd now al this "early day." he has not even a corporals guard to sustain him in Ii is monltosiiies. Yesterday, we nublished the disunion inemoeial of IliS fanatics of Salem, Colunibiana county, in this Stath; ' Il was Only an express desHie to Carry otlt the doctrines of Chase, Wade & Co. The people nf this State, Who read the pnpera, can now ate lo what point this miserable unas fanaticism is tending. Arelliey prepared to adopt the course of the disilnionists T The fair fame of ol r State is tarni. lied, and stands us in hand to rebuke the wretches who are heaping dishonor upon us, and ptepaiing the way fur a dissolution of the union. iLm pire. ' Printers Proverbs. Never innuiie thou of the editor, the news for behold it is his duty at the appointed time to give it unto thee without asking. When thou dost write for his paper, never say unto him "What thlnkeat thou of niy piece f " f r It may be Ihe truth would effend thee. It is not fit lhal thou ahou'id' ask him who is Ihe auihor of an article,' for his duty re quires hi in lo keep such things to himself. Wheil thou dost enter into hia office, lake heed unto hy self thai thou dost not look al what in-iy be lying open;, for that is not meet in the sight of good breeding. Neilhet tx amine thou the prouf :-luet, for it is not read) to meel thine ?ye that thou nwyest under stand it'. . ,, ... , v. . . -. : , (. - Prefer thy own connly piper to any other, and subscribe nn mediately lor it and pay jii advance, ami il shall be well with thee and Ihy lilteoues. ,, " " - I i ., ., jT'In a village churchyntd in England. there lies buried a youpjf man . who waa kill?;! by the fdll ofa piece of iee. .Ui,tombjloiie bears this inscription -' i ' i " "Bless my , , i, !, ui' Here he lies ' - ?, ;A . .,, .,, . i lnVaad pickle, - t.,m , , Killed hyan icitle,.( Yr , ht the jiear Anno pornini,' llfT." . V , !n"I, reckon I Jove yet,. said a Yankee ao aoutitant to hi? sweetheart. 'How . on airth. Johnathah,)tlo'yoi arrive afcthat conclUBiont' inqu iredi ihe lairjme.--r By. sirripM : addiiKvo teplied tha realty reckoner; .tot wbent (isve yon hanging on my am, my sum of bapjiioeaa is eomplew." - - HOROSCOPES. Jamcat. He who is born io this month will be laborious, a lover of good wine, and verv subject to infidelity; bu' he will be com p'aisant, am! withal a verv fine sinter. , Tne lady barn in this mon'h will be a very pretty, prudent housewife, rather melancholy, but yet good tempered. rearu'ART. The man who ts rmm in this month, will love money much, but ihe ladies more, he will be stingy al Lome but prodigal abroad. The lody of this month will be humane and affectionate wife, and a tender mother. Makcii. The man born in this month will be rather handsome, he will be honest and prudent: he will die poor. The lady will be a jealous passionate chat ter-box. Aran.. The man who has the misfortune to be born in litis month, will be subject to the maladies, he will travel to his advantage. end love ladies to his disadvantage for he will marry a rich and handsome heiress who will make what, no doubt you all under- atano. The lady of this mouth will be tall and stout with agieeable wil, and great ialker. Mat The man born in Una month will be handsome and amiabli-j be will make his wife happy. The lady will be equally blessed in every aspect. June, The man born in this month will be of small statute, passionately fond of women and children, and he will be loved in return. Ihe lady will be a in My nersennse, and fond of Codec; the will marry at ihe age of twentp-one, a-id will be o fool at forty five. Juur. Ihe moti will be fair; he will suiter death for (he wicked woman he loves. The female of this momh will be passably handsome, with a sharp nose, but a line bust. She will ba of rather sulky temper. Auoust The mon will be ambitions and outrageous; he will love several ladies and two wives, 1 he lady will be amiable and twice married but her second husband will cause her to re gret her first. I hEPTKiBF:B. lie who is born in this mnnlb will be strong wise and prudent, but too easy with his wife who will give him great Uneasi ness. The lady round-faced, and fair-haired, wit ty, discreet, amiable, and loved by lit. r friends. October. The man of this mouth will have a hanusome face and florid crmplexioh; he will be wicked in his youth, and always in consistent. He will promise cne thing and do another, and remain poor. I he lady will be pretty, and a title loo fond of talking. She will have two husbands, who will die of grief she will best know why. November. The man born in thia mon'.h will have a fine face and be a gay deceiver. The lady will be large, liberal and full of novelty. Dkcembf.r. The man born in this month will be a good sort of a person, though pas sionate. He will devote himself to '.he army, and be betrayed by his wife. The lady born in this mon'h will beaminMe and handsome, wiih a good voice and well proportioned body. She will be twice mar ried, remain poor, but continue honest. XyA lady correspondent in the Summit Bea con, writing from Washington, says; 'Washington has a remarkable aociety No ultra "Fashions' le" can say Who ia lo be numbered among the "haul ton." The lady with her seventy thousand a year from Paris, ami magnificienlly dressed, sits and converses with the wife of some member who, devoted to her children. Who has never btfoie lefi her rude home.'' Upon the above the Clevel'ander remarks: "Wonderful Condescension ! Magnanimous getting down, for a 870,000 lady, j.ist from Paris, to speak lo the wife of an American Congressman. Bah 1 fiuVe ! fie on such mis erable toodvism. Pray, who might this 870, 000 a yeor lady be f The Wife perhaps of some fellow who h a driven a successful sa loon business, or, whose quack medicines has brought him a princely fortune, or 'he rise ol real estate left him by a grandmother, who kept an apple or beer stand, on the corner, has made her neb. Is this the Moloch, at whoso unholy shrine a young American wo man is to bow, as to a false deity t ' "The home society of Washington ia excel lent, but what muUt many who visit there, make of themselves. "There ore thousands of 'rude homes' afl over this land of Ohio, presided over by Arrler icon women, whose finely cultivated minds, and varied intelectunl gifts, and elegant man ner, and graces of person, would Otaw in any court under heaven," Yes Mr. Clevelander, or in heaven either ! ITTThere is a seduction bill before the Ken tucky Legislature, to which an amendment has been presented. which, if adopted , will create some stir among the ladies. Ii provides that any female guilty of attempting to s.-duce a young man by wearing low neck dresses, and other captivating articles of attire, shall be punished with the same penally affixed to c ses of seduction. The gay deceivers will be ou llited lo correct their habits, should this amendment be adopted. How to rill Owls. "If you find an owl looking al you from a Irec," aays the Doctor, "and yon wish lo bring him down without Ihe expense of powder ano shot, you have only lo keep your eyea teadily fixed npon him, and move slowly round the tree, in hia eagerness to watch your movements owls ore wise he forgets to turn his body, and his eyes follow tug yours, his nt-ck is soon twisted off." IDTo young ladies were singinrj a duett. A stranger turned to his neighbor, saying: 'Does not the lady in white sing wretched'yf 'Esense me, sir,' replied he 'I hardly feel at liber-y to express my sentiments; she Is my sister.' "I beg your pardon, air," he answer ed, in inucn coniusiuu, 'l mean the lady in blue.' You are perfectly right there, replied the neighbor, "l have often told bet ao, myself; ahe is my wife. .', ,- ' .- . . ' .. ..... .... ., ItTAn Irishman in Chicago baa just discov ered a substitute for potatoes. It consists of pork anJ cabbage. He says he baa tried vari ous other-things, but this is ihe only "substi tute" Ite'd like to warrant. : " """ ' ' " '- . frrAh Irish sailor, aa he waa riding, made pause, for the borne in beating off ibe flies, caught hia hind fool In. the stirrup, and the sailor observing: it, exclaimed; ' "How now, old Dobbin, if you are going to get on, I'll get 'lbSombody has-WTitierr a boott oh, '"The an of making people hnry 'wit trout mnnet.,' Our "devil" thinks he is in aa excellent eon- dition to b experimented upon.,' HOROSCOPES. Rates of Advertising. One qoire(orles)3 inert:orn. tl:C8 " . " tacji aUilHioi.ai niktriion, . .o Three mvMb-. - . - t:C0 ' Six month. 6H0 ,i Twelve njoiilln, - 8:1(1 One fourth of column prrj ear, " half ' . WO " column , - - 3C:C0 Al lover i aquare charged aatwoaqnaica, EJAdertisemen: inserkil til bilid it the expense of the aJvertiter.JTJ JOB WORK Executed at this office with neatmii act! it patch, at the lowest possible rules. v f Beautiful Tribute to a Wife. Sir James Mackintosh, the historian, waa imanied in early life, before he attained for tune o' fame, to MusCsthariocS'uart.a youite Scotch lady, distinguished more fur her excel lencies ol chancier than for her charms. Af ter eight veers ofa happy wedded life, during which she became.Hie inoiber of three chil dren she died, A few dyi alter her death. the bereaved husband wrote to a friend, de picting trie character of bis wife in Ihe follow ing terms: "I was guided (be observes) in my choice only by the blind affection of my youth. ' I found an in etligeni companion and a tender friend, a prudent mociireca, ibe most faithful of wives, a mother aa tender as children ever had Ihe misfortune lo lose. I mala woman, who by the lender management of my weak ness, gradually corrected the most pernicious of them. She became prudent from affection, and though of the most generous nature, she was laughl frugality and economy by her love for me. "During the most critical period of my life, she preserved order in my affairs, from the care of which ahe relieved me. She gently reclaimed me from dissipation; she propped my weak and irresolute nature; she urged my indolence 10 all the extrtions that had betn useful und creditable to nie, and she was per petually al hand to admonish my heedless ness or improvidence. To her I owe whatev er 1 am; lo whatever I shall be. In her so licitude fur my iniertsl she never lor a mo men l forgot my feelings or my character. Even in her occasional resentment for which I but too often gave her cause, (would to God I coultl retail those moments') the hud no sul Itnness or acrimony. He: feelings were warm and impetuuus; but she was placialile, tender and constant. Such was ahe whom 1 lost when her excellent natural sense was rapidly improving, alter eight years struggle an i dis tress bad bound us last together, und moulded Out tempers to each other; when a knowledge of her worth hod refined my youthful love into Iriendsl'ip, and before age bad deprived ii of much of its original ardor. 1 tost her alas! the choice of my youth, the partner of my mis- lortunes, rt a moment when 1 had the pros pect of her sharing my better days." Printers. Priniers, it is saidi die ot an early re. Thia is doubtless caused by the noxious ttllu- via rising Iron) the types, Ihe want ol exercise, constant employment, and tl.t late hours to which their work t prolonged. There is no other class of human beings whose privileges are so lew, whose labor is so continuous. whose wagea are e-i inadrquate, as printers. If a "typo" be a man nf family; he is debarred of Ihe privilege ol eujoyug il.eir socitly at all limes, because his hours ol labor are almost endless, and his moment of leisure no few that they must be spent t recruit his exhausted energies, and prepare h in for the renewal of his toils. Poor fellow! he knows holding of sociability, and is shut out from ihe world as a convict in a prison celt Truly he is in Hie world, yet knews not of It. Toil, toil, toil, by night and by o"i'. in his fate, until premature old age ends his existence. For the advance ment of science, morality and virtue, the chords of his heart arc sundered Tne by one, and when his race is run, and lime to him is no more, he goes do a'ii to the grave uncared fofaild unknown, though Ins existence has been sacrificed for the benefii of his race. When we hear mechanics crying out against oppression, and demanding certain hours fot labor and for rest, we cannot bul reflect upon l ti is silualiun of our own craft; how every moment of their lives is f reed into fervke w. earn a bare subsistence, haw uncomplainingly they devote themselve to the good of that aame public, who wear them as a loose gar ment, to be donned when convenient, and doffed when no longer needed Printers nre universally poor men, rind for two reasons. The first is they rarelj ever re ceive a fair compensation for their services. nd Ihe second is that enured to continual suffering, privation and toil, their purse strings are ever untied lo the bidding of charity, and the hard earned 'dimes' nre freely distributed for the relief of Iheir fellow men. Thus it is thai they live poor and die poor, and if a suit able reword does not await them ofter deathj sad indeed must be the beginning, Ihe existence and Hie euJ of poor 'typos.' Vitltlmrg Express, Reverie of a Drunkard. I think liquor's injuring me. It's Spoiling my leiriperment. Sometimes I get mad vtheii 1 am druuk, and abuse Belly and the brnls- il used lo be Lizzie and Hie children thai is some lime ago, though I can jisl mind it. When 1 used to come home then, she used til put her arms around my neck, and kn-s me; and cull me dear William. When 1 come home now ahe takes h r Pine out of her mouth, and puis her bait out of her eyes, and looks at me and says something like "Bill; you drunken brute, shut the door of ter you; we nre cold enough, having no fire without letting the snow blow in that way." Yes, she's Betty and I am Bill now. I ain't a good bill nulher 'epect I'm a counterfeit won't pass a tavern without going in and get ting a tltink. Don't know what bank 1 hm on, last Sunday 1 was on the river bank drunk. 1 slay out pretty late now, somelimea 1 am out all night fact is, I'm oul pretty much all overout of friends, out of pocket, out at the elbows and knees, and always outrageously dirty, so Betty says but Ihen ahe is no judge for she's never clear, hersel1'. There's one-good quality I've go! I won't never get in debt; 1 never could do. 1 here now one of my coot tails is gone; got tore off I 'spect when I fell down 'ere. I'll Lave to gel a new snit eoon A fellow told nie the other day, I'd make a good sign for a paper mill; if he wasn't ao b;g I'd have licked hinn I've had this shirt on for ninety days, and I'm afraid it won't come ou without tearing. Pen pie ought to respect me more than they do, fn i m in noty orders. I am'i no datidy, though my clothes is nearly all greaselnn style. ( guess I lore Ihis hole io my pants behind, the other night, when I aat down on a nail ui tha caipenier'a ahop. I've got to get it mended up, or I'll caicb coldi . fl7-A western editor, noticing a Bloomer, said -"She looked remarkably well aa fat s he oould see " ' trUetlitte' is immoral, but how ean the man who be Is be worse than the man who il oo betitft , .- ftV Winter advice to Tonoj ls-tiea. thin ahoea lead to damp feet, damp feel brines on cough,. and s eoirgfc brings-o-i a cof-flu. Be-' are,;.. ., . ,i , - i ; HT An exchange aavj, n editor can't steV without atepmng on somebody's toes.' WB I let somebody keep bra toes out of ihe way.