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Rates of Advertising. On fcijiiare (or less) 3 ink rnou. " " Each atli'il luiibl i iirc-i t , n , " " Three iiic.nl I. , - . . . ' , 8m inoiuhs. . - . . . 5.00 " " I Welve months, ' . One fourth ol a coluniu pn year, " half .. " . column. . ... " - - 8:l() 14.00 , 10:110 30:00 Al lover a kquare charged as two squares. . Advertisemen'.a inserted till foibid tl tbeeipense ofthe advertiser. Xi JOB WOltK Executed alibis office with uealnrss and de )tcli, at the lowest possible rates. . Poetical. THE HEART. If thou hast cruihed n timer, TIh root m.y nut be blighted; - If thou hast quenched a lump. Onee more it may be lighted; But on thy harp or on thy lute. The atwoir tlml thou b'aat bi-ukcn tjhall ncreriu sweet sound again : , Qir to thy touch token. . if tho. bast looiied a bird, -. Whose mice of soog would cheer thoo, Still, still, b oiay ba won . From the skies to wurble near thee; :. But if upon the troub'ed aca Thou cast a Rem nuliceded, TJotie not that wind or ware wilt bring The treaaura back when needed. If thou bast bruised a vine. - The eummci'a warmth ia healing, , And ita clusters atill may plow Thro the leaves llicirbloom revealing; But is thou bast a cup o'relhrow n, With bright draught tilled- oh! nerer Shall earth give back that lavished wealth To cool thy rcucd lips' fever The hoarf ia like that cup, 1 ; If thou waste the love it bore thee; And like that jewel jrnnc Which the deep will not restore thcej And like taut utringof harp and hit,-. Whence the sweet sound ia scattered; Gently, oh ! geutlv, touch tho chords So soon foreror shattered 1 Miscellaneous "I KNOW IT." At serenlaen years of see, I was more of s tnan than 1 have ever bten fince. I wore a long tailed coat, and bouts (to which the np puttence of spurs was gtiterulty added.) a mousiache was quite visilile on my upper lip, and a couscKHiMit-ss of ripe iim'.iiii.j never once left my mind ( was siudil) ing (or the le gal niolession.bul at Hie. tin, e of which t wti e 1 was spending my cummer vocation at my fat he t's bouse in the couutty. Though ao manly (almost solditr-like, as 1 fancied,) in my appestance my inner, as by no means as stem as my outer man. J loved my mother with childish lemlemeMsand soon, er than pain her pious heart, 1 umnuriuuringly accompanied liei to the village church, to lis. ten to king sermons of whicu 1 could not hear woid, for the tremulous decerns or the very aged minisier, who conducted Hie cervices. vere so laint as to be inauuible w:ere I ml. Though induced by love and duly to au'jjrct mysell lo this weekly pencliauce, (wen de aervtj by my weekly sim-) my conscience yet did not prevent me fiom whilingsway my tune or siicit a muneuienia aa my naiiu uini namely, ol oUeiving and speculaiiug on the countenances of my neigh ors, su occupu'iui of whn h I was limn. The phisiognoiuj w hich interested me more than all Oilier, was thai of a young girl who rat not far from ui, and who uccompuined by an aged woman, probubly her grand mother the object ol her efel watchlul caie. Ibis gill's lace, fiom first eliciting my curelens ad miration, gradually absorbed my wliole atten tion, llwos very heauliful; b.t apart from that it possessed the greaiest possible inlerc-M for me. ; Never had I seen a countenance '' which deiioiid ao much sensibilily, ei'Ch eoio " tion of her mind was plainly written upon i, by its quick, delicate r.i.ange.t: noihing was wanting but the key of a correSxiudifig degree of seasil-iliiy in the beholder, lo read ber in nocent soul like an open boik. Sometimes, by chance, the fair ohject of my buty fancies would catch my eye, or without looking at me, seem lo know ot leel that I wa gazing at he'r, and I wickedly delighted in no ticeing Ihr blush which det.ieuedoii her cheek till 1 withdrew my eyes. " - One Suuday I hapieiiei!, in coming out of cliurclt.to be clo;e to my lovely neighbor-, immediately behind bei my hand touehrd her unconscious gnimenis. I tell an inesistnble desiie, for to force her in o:ne w-ay to no tice me lo speak to her to occasion one of thoie charming blushes, anything I knew not what. In short like an impertinent coxcomb aa I went I alooned lorward and with an in- aufleruble indolence, which I bluah to remem , ber, 1 whimpered in her ear: "You are very pretty !" , . , Never was I more aurpiiseu than wlieu I he tnlnily replied: "I know it." I was ibsolulely startled. I had expected silent, conscious blush an indignant glance anvlhnie rather than this cool "1 know it." 1 was puzzled, but I had piemy of nine to . turn the wialter in my mind, lor in a few days 1 re'uriied lo college, lean truly say it was the one p.oblcm, which throughout the term, ; gave met he most i In m. lit. - again sat in the villoge church. My home, or rsrsonsl appeatance, waa .oniewhat altered, atill wore my moustache, it is true, but my coa I-tails were pot, or did nut seem so long, Mv moflir suit I mr a.ftlil Ia jpod I impaiieutly wailed for the anival of my joverv eoigma. I (r.ed to prepare myself fur disappoininitut. , "1 ,ve bten thinking and ' , dreaming about an ideal," I snid to myelf "doubtles when the young lady appeart., all rny imsgtmna will eauL ll.e:e tun be no : doubt my fancy has been- playing ulcus with me, investing a mere couniiy moid wiih irons- ccuueni giaces anu charms." vv lute 1 was aeasoning thus with myself, the) young , lady ' - appeared, lejdir.g ber oid reiacve with leiidrl care: . " ' . : Worfbipping all VIdeal," indeed I my most charming remembrance did not begin to do jus ' lice lo the beautiful i. a -...i r,.(i r ' iMllUlnMI tlfl btn.ll.iliiu 1 ...v.m. aw . . wffH.uuu; aeeuicu iu nate ' found a fil'ine heme i a neVxnn n.f ln. nl T jieriri:! luveiincss mio grace r . ,. She blushed, when look jrif aiound, she ' danced to see n.e, and again the ntav m . v"tresnon on iter leaiurea, which had ao inmr. :', tedme formerir, chotmed me. . As mothef anj 1 returned home, I described .. .A:.l I.... .l m.i..i .... sjiv, imr iiciKi'vui, anu hku mi uiutner uo l,e ii. ... -; ? : ' ."Her name is Grace Denny, and she it the T- loveliest the most superior yoatig woinun .' t... ....... .... nr i. . M UiOP ill iii "Hum iiii? nid. j m ; '.; jtoo soon lo think of such things yel," she con. tinued smiling, "but some years hence, would make me happy to see my dear Ijii married to , just such ft women." -. - v . '.'Nut quite so fast niolher," said I. laughing way a liule eniliairssimeul which i wasiost . iniitus lo conceal. . .. 'r I found that Grace bad become a consiaut tiilior at my mother's and I did not fail to im. prove the opportunity of becoming eu.iiaiuted , with ber. v ., ,-r- .,: in in i fi i i lie i ui a uw m m titfi in r.w r ttm i in i urn i ii i iti u at i ui ni i i n at i iiv aia i n. s i . . ,i i i 3Y L. G. 30ULE. Fearie and Free."" $l,50per Anaum In Advance. NewSerlM. E V TON, PKEBLE-COUKTY, O.MAECII 6, 1850. Tol.U,No,37. She was indeed a gified creature endowed with 'nature' heel.' She sane, she danc eil.fhe conversed with an indearrilieilili (rare prctiliar to hrrsplf. Though nenHaily lliout'ht- (ul ami earnest in bet niannvr, rhe had a vt-m or quiet humnr, and l,er a:rokea ofplayfufi drollery charmed all the more from living un- expected. But more alluring to Die than ail hergius ami sccoinplislimrniB.was the shrink - f ing seii5ibilil depicted 6u every fealuie of her sweet face. I soon found mvelf deeply - painfully interested in her. I say piinful- ly, lor Urace received my a asiduoua a Mentions with a perfeot coolness and nnenncern that gave me great uiicaiinisa. Sometimes I ihougbt she rememheted my early impertinence, and was do-posed to punish me. Hut there was a rival, a cousin of Grace's, who alwaysstood in my way, and from whom grace received, as a mailer of conr-e, ITumtierle.'.s little attentions, which. I .dared not even offer. 1 haled this man, I wbs insufferably j-aloiis. but Grace seemed en her perfectly unconscious, or per- lectly indiiierent to the by nlav or animosity wtiich was crtied on between us. Grace, sweet, m ble Groce, with her chi d- like s niplicny and ffnsinve woman's hesrt who could reisit her I I could not, my whole soul wa- ht-rs. In vain had I colled upon my vanity, of which 1 had plenty to invoke, to save me from the nior'.ifiuaiinn of loving with out return. I could not smother orconirol the passion which, strong as a mighty whirl wind had seized me. One evening I sat by the pinno while Grace sang lo me. Tiiecotisin was not there; nnd dear Grace's varying color suggested serl hopes to my vanity, i fancied 1 saw love in those soft music breathing lips. - It was the last evening ol my vacsiinn, and urely 1 tend agen'le fareneel thought inGra ee's lace. I was beside my keif with joy a I the idea 1 was as if in a blii-sful (In am s sweet delirium, s ropiure. of love. ,s Grace rose to leave the pin no, I coiighlher band, unable longer 'o repress 'l:e one thought that filled my heart, I exclaimed fervently. 'Giiict dtar,Grace with all my soul I love yon I" ' She lif.ed her large soft eyes, and said slow ly, while a mischievous smile stole over her face. "I know it." She was gone before I hod time lo prevent her, or to recover Irom my aurprisc. The next day I returned lo the college ex pvciing to ccmplete my stmldies in another year. A yenrf now long a nine to be absent from the beloved being who was lo me, 1 frit heucefoHh and forever, wheihershe returned my love or not, tl e nucleus round which my thought would lev live. I need not sav bnw oflra her atrnne and unrniisfaciory answer) loiineit'ed me. I perceived in her n-preli'ion of the xnme wards her semembiaiiee of Ihe time she had usrd, them before.aud this tlien was just puui.tinieiit fur my udeiicc I lor tured myseif bringing tho scene agiiin and again to my meinoiy. "The duce you do I" thought I, sometime, 1 would I had possessed Ihe wit to have lell you a little more uncer tain. I often wonder that I was able lo sluddy at all, tithe lime, for Grace, grucefu I Grace was never absent from my thouifhls; she had be come the dream of my lile, Ihe object of all the love sonnets which hsd till now been scat tered on various rival beauties. I dids'udy, however, and study hard, and' st the end of the term passed examination wiih high hon or a, niucn to my ocar mother s pride and toy. I determined to be wiser w-IkH I saw her again to discover byoud a doub!, if 1 were beloved, before I rnmniiued myself, as Iliad done by foolish rpeeches. In order o grnilly a little pique, when I re lumed borne I did not go immediately lo see Grace, as my fdelimrsdiclaled, hut wniled mi ijl at my mother's summons, she spent an ev ening with us. Even then, though my heart was full of tenderness for her,lnfrecled Cold n ess. I had made up my mind lo play a part and suffer as I might, I would art il out. There was a young ladystayiug with mymoth er at this lime who dearly loved lo flirt I was qmie res ly a! ihi time lo contribute to her amusement. I devoted mysell to her the whole tteuing, and 1 fell the sweetest p in I ev r esperienced, when 1 taw by Grace's dear, changing sensitive face, that she was deeply pained and wounded. . W hen this foolery was carried to its height,. I peiceived Grace suddenly rise and siep through Ihe open w ndowout on the piazza. In a few minutes I followed bet; rhe had re tired to a linle distance from the window and S'ood with her head leaning against the rail ing weeping. Stealing' softly behind her, 1 passed my arm around hei, and whispered : '"Ah dearest Grace do not deny it ! You luvt me !" There was a little pause then laughing, yet slill h.Wf crying, Grace turned aside ber face: "Alas 1 know it I i ! I Strike Off his Name. Mr. (liggina was a very pnnoinal man in all his transactions through life, lie amassed a iarge pioperiy by rntire Industry and punctu ality: and at the advanced age of ntneiy years he was resting quietly upon his bed, and aim ly waning to be called away, tie had delib erately made almost ever arranemen'. for the decease snd burial. Ilin pulse grew fainter, and the lu'ht of life seemed just flichermg iu ill socket, when one ol his sons observed ... . ,, ,. i . , Faiher, you will probab y live but a day two; is tl not wel, lor you lo imuie your seaM eraf , , To be sure, my son,' said the dying man, ....II H......I.I I luill .In il im ' lie gave a list of six, the usual number, aud sank back exhausted upon h'S pillow. A gleam o ihoueht passed over his withered face like a ray oMight, aud he rallied once more. . 'My son, read me thai list. Ia the name of Wiggins there?' - 'It is, my father Tnen strike it off' slid he emphatically, for he never was punctual was never any where in season and be might detain the procession a whole hour. ' - it' Nzw Stvus or EcoNojir. A fair denizen of .1. i.. I D - uiln.u-iitrHifinp luir ' uciigutiui i mir " "-w -" D rather bard unon her husband's purse, was one t'ay lakeo lo task by bun for ber want of economy. ... "''.'' c 'I know who! you say is true,' replied the repenleuf belle, 'bulwhst shall 1 do to re duovuir cxiensra.' " ' r v-Wy, ma chere,' replied the husband de lighted with het submission, 'you ride a gnat deal, wby not lake. an omnibus occasionally, insiead ol carriage l That will save some thing.' The wife agreed, andaaaooa os her husband, ha tone, she raise lor her maid. . . - " 'ilnnetu, Colt me a coach that I may get (oL the omnibus, to go to the Madelame. 1 am. i going to economise I' I COLD WINTERS. Th F.nninr Jt,W,im il. r.illnu,in in , ,, ,. , ... , , . ... ,tR- " wm ' Jers- 1797. From the year 1790 until 1797 the tlierim-meier haij no' reached zero, during the monih ni January, in Philadelphia, in Jan- uary 1797, the mercuiy on two mornings was 5 degrees b low rero at the peimanrnt bruteei On the 9tb it got down to -13 degrees below, and upon I he two subsequent mornings, it was 10 below zero. Horses with sleighs aitached, were driven upon the ice on the Delaware from Trenton lo Fhilsdelnhia. J799. This year .the Delaware W'as cloned by ice fr.,m the 22d of Janaaiy until past the middle of .Mnrch. 1800. This winter which Inst but little of i's severity before the 20Ui March, was re markable for the ex'ent of its snows, which fell in far Suuih as New Orleans. 1805. In Philadelphia the niercury did not sink lower han 5 degree" above ttro, but ot Albany, Syracuse and BufT.'lo, the mercury wss from i3 to CO dej. below. 1810. Though not a severe January in Amttirn, ihe cold was during Ihis month in teii: in Europe. At Moscow the mercury sunk 40 ileg. below zero and froze 1815. On one moiiiiug the mercury wss 7 below zero; on anoiherS, and on two others 3. This winter was remarkable for the Lor- j condition of ihe roads and for great auf-jotit fering aoving the poor. 1821. This win ihcc Idest Jonnsry since 17S0, in the U. S. On nine mornin.s at sun- the mercury wos below aeto in P;.jialel- phia. On two mornings it was 10 below zero. ! A i H'liiiswicK, .He., tiie mercury uecame sua in the bulk. 1828. The Jarjunry of this year was re maikable mild, Ihe Delaware being through- on, enliiely free from ice, nnd not a fluke of snow i eiug seen l liroogh the monili. Un sev em I days the mrcur7 ran up to 70 in the shade, while early shrubbery and Ueea put fori li their l.uds. 1S32. On three morning the mercury was from 4 to 6 below zero. IS!5. On several morning the mercury in. Philadelphi was fnmi 2 o 4 (leg. below zero. At Albany on the 6lh Jan. it stood at 23 be - low. S')I). During a snow storm on the 9lh and I Ol h of Jnniirfty, neur y 3 feel of snow lell. ft I one time there wasgood sleighing irom me Onio river to ihe Buy ol Fundy. 1843. A remarkable mild and pleasant1 month in Philadelphia, llioti'h intensely cold! and siormy even iu iis vicini'v. and purlieu-j hrlv lowanls Uie north. At Monlieal and Quebec ihe loeicury sunk 30 bel w zero. IS45. "lint vt?fy lew instances occurred in which Ihe mercury sunk below Ihe lieczHig; point." i 185'. On the 20:h of January, the mercuryime, touk to 211 dcg. below zero. Il has not gone, down to zero since, in January, until the last IIIUIHIl, Jonathan's Hunting Expedition. "Oil you ever hear of the scrape I snd un cle Z: kel had duckmg oust on the Connecti cut river V asked Jonathan Timheriots, w bile amusing his old Dutch hos'tss,wiio hsd agreed lueniertain him ia consideration of a a bran new milk pun. "o, 1 never did do tell it." "Well, you must know that I and uncle. Zeke look it into our heads that we must go 0 gunning arlel ducks, in laiher's skiff; so in we got and sculled down Ihe river; a proper sightof ducks fltw backward and forward, I tell ye, and bimeby a few of them lit down on the marsh and went to feeding on muscles. 1 caiched np my powder born lo piime, and il sipped right out of my band and sunk to ;he bottom of Ihe river. The water was nm.izwii Iv clear, aud I could see it on the bottom. Now. I couldn't swmi a jot, so I sez lo uncle Z ke, yon're a pie'iv clever feller just let me lake your powder horn lo prime; and dnn'l yon believe the alingy crilier wouldn't. Well sea I, you're a pretty good diver, and if you'll d.ve ami get it, I'll give you a primiu' "I tiiou-.'lil he'd leave his pywiler horn.bui he didn't liu i slock il iu Ins pocke',and down he went: and there he staid." Here Iheold Udy opened hereyes with won der, and a ;,.vjse of some lime tusued wheb Jonathan added "1 looked down end what do you suppose Ihe ci iiter was doing f " "Lnnl," exclaimed the old .voman 'I don't knov.'." "Tuere he was, a sitting right on (he hot torn of the river, pouriu' right out of my born into his'n." Pleasures of the Profession. On a cold sio.'rny night the doctor I aroused from his slumbers by a loud rapallhd door, accompanied by the stirring summons 'Doctor, want you income tichl straight awny io fjjnk's, his child is deed.' 'Then whai do you wanl of mtj' 'He is piztned. They gin bun laudanum, loo par. :-iieky.' lin t ii.ut h did they give him?' 'Dj no great 'eel. 'Jhink he won't get over it." The t'oetor, pushing off thro' the storm, mee's with divers mishops on the way, and at leiig b arrives at the home ol the poisoned pa ' tient. lie finds all cosed not a light to he seen. He knocks furiously at the door, and at '! liiLllivxi' nilircmaai luc nmmirtl - oridow ,nd , Toice quel)k out who's iheref' 'The ductor, to be sute. You aent for hi , I" ' 0,it' no mailer, doctur, Ephraim's belter. We got a Idile kinder akeer.; gin linn lauda num, and he slept kinder sound, but he's woke up now.' How much did he swallow.' 'Only iwodrapsl 'Taint hurt him none. Wondciful bad storm to night.' ' The doctor turns away, buitoning up bis overcoat under hia throat, to seek his home again, and tries to whistle away his mortifica tion and anger, when the voice raluies hira again .. Doctor, doctor!' : ; What do you wont?' ' Y u haiotgoiu' to charge nothltt' fo: this, aie yet' . . .. '. "i'-..- - His FiasT Boots. A youngster who had juM risen to ihe dignity of the first pair of buo's with heels on, laid himself liable through some misdemeanor, lo nioiernal chastisement. , Alter pleading to gel clear to no effect, he exclaimed - - . "Well, if I've got to atand it, 1 mean to lake off my boota."- "Whv ?" asked hia toother. . V j "R.-nmisa 1 n't be whipped id them new ho-,-. n0 iloW. ,. That's ao '." ' ., Smooth 'Axewra. A little boy was asked whul meekness was, and replied: "Meek less gives smooth answers to rough questions." [From the Ohio Farmer. The Unkind Reply. BY ROSELLA. picturesque views that flitted by us so quickly that they reemed like glowing pictures, with nble one imperfection to mar, when my atlen lion was drawn to my eompamon, who was incessantly coughing. "I do wish you would let down that win rise Oow," she said, "the coal smoke makes my leave, i rose loo, and the words were on my hps, when a gentleman enme !o assist her out. Isiie turned ber gentle and tearful eyes upon with a sad expression, and I bowed so sweetly Ihat my hand was almost upraised lo " do not think it is s selSsh act if I occu py this whole aeat myself, ar I am to travel all I his long, wsrm day," siid I to the lady near est me, one sultry morning, as I look the out of the way end seat, in lha cars at Buffalo for Albany. ertainly not,' wss the reply, aa I put my shawls, books, papers, fan, briquet, die., in one end, and nestled myselfdown in the other. I onn wearied of conversaiion snd resiling and had sunk into a fitful slumber, when a gentle tapnn my shoulder, and a low "pleas Miss," made nre wake with a sudden start. The car was filled to overflowing, and a newly arrived party had entered, and a pale little woman with a Iretlul baby in ber arms, s'ood ask ng permik.non io sit reside me. With more f pi y thsn of pleasure, I shared my seat with her, yel I spoke but few words, and sulkily forbore Inking the res' less little creature, lo core her pmir, weartcd. arms; out merely smoothed iis yellow hair, and paited its pair, baby cheeks, and aaid Mury waa a good and sweet name. F'-r my own comtort ; nan opened me win dow that I raieht more distinctly Catch those cough so much worse." I am ashamed to contess k now, nut i ten the angry Mood burn in my cheek, and a flushing of ik.- -yes, as I replied," "1 am quite sick, and o wearied, and troubled, and hun g-y, inrty, and crowdec, and here you come as n intruder, am' wout; Keen irom me trie miie of cool, fresh air, that 1 am trying to get j you think you are doing as you would he done by?" in id I tartly, and without wailing for a reply, 1 rose and was letting down the window with an angry crush, as a naughty child would slum a door ihul, when she laid I her poor, wauled lilile hand r.u my arm, and 1 said, "Oh don't da it thru," and burst into tears, and leaned her head down on her baby, Und cried bitierlv. The woman in mv heart was touched, but polling on Ihe injured air of a martyr, 1 compressed my lip-, and look upa paper pretending to read. Pretty soon my eyes grew so dimmed I could not see without crushing Ihe tears ofleu, and I resolved to ask ,ct pardon for my uukindness, but minute . nfter minule glided away, and we noon reach led her place of destination, and she rose to 'apnea I lo the forgiveness, the words were just diopping from nfv hp. -but she as gone, it was loo la.e, and I, a woman wiih a woman's heart, was left with thai sliueini little barb sticking in it, and the rwett words snd was led little hand thai alone could remove it, were eone from me forever. 1 sank back on my Si si snd wept bi'.lrrly. The gentleman returned from assisting her, and as the car was full, he look the place she had vaCtted. I inquired who-lhe Indy was, 8n, he replied, "her home is in Wis oust n, and she had relumed to the home of her child hood to dir. Ihe whole family or broihers and sisters died of consumption, and she, the! Issl one left, is going, too." . Oh! I turned swsy sick at hear!, anil tried to shut on' from remembrance Dial pail id, ap- face as I resolved, aid le-resolved, never again in ihis poor lite oi mine io spean another unkind word. The Colored Republican Convention at Pittsburg. curg. The Pittsburg Pott snys the Colored-Repub lican Convention produced no great sensation inthatcily. The hall where it wss held would hold eiglil oroiue hundred peiaons, bull it was not crowded. It was not a delegated convention, in the usual sense of Ihe term. It wi.8, iu fsct, but a voluntary gathering, each Slate and district being rrsoiiMtrrf by as many as chose I' come, aud under such circumstan ces the larger proponion were, of course, the politicians snd the oratus of the Freesnil par- ty. Il was a trclianal convention, but three persons being there uom an me aouiuern Stales, snd they nor representing the senti ments of anv portion of Ihe Southern people, The I'oit adds: "lis entire strength lies north of Id son and I'ixon's Line, and the sentiments uttered by the sneakers were those of unkindness and bos ili'y to all south of that line "The aenlimenia of a purly can be belter learned fiom ihe language ol the speakers, than from Iheplatforin adopted. The platform cansis's of an sddress drawn np by-discreet andrnnoing pntiiicianB.snd indicates renerully a lone of nrndeiaiion, that in tins instance it least, does ol characterize the parly. Take, for ins'Hiice, ihe language of one of the speak ers on the subject of a civil war in Kansas. He said l e was 'for war, war to the knife, and the knife to Die hill,' This speaker was inlerrun ed hv Irequenr applause. INow.com nare this laiigoage wiih the language ofthe address. This speaker was not alone in the use of such language It waa the pervading sentiment of the Convention; ami it was evi dently ihe general sense of. .Hi Convention, that a violent commotion, even a bloody revo lution in far olTKansas, would greatly promote the interests of the Republican party." A Wifw Bights. 'Wife,' said msTried man. looking for bis boot jack after she was in bed, 'I haves place for all my things, and you ought lo know it by Ibis lime." " Yes," replied she," "I ought to now where you keep your lale hours, but I don't JX'Pa. hat is the interest of a kisaf' ask ed sweet sixteen of her aire. ' '. 'Wny, really i don't know, - Why d you ask?'. ' - s. . , - Because John, my eou.iin, borrowed a kiss Isst night from me. and said he'd par aie back some uf these nightt with Interest aflei we are ma tried.' ' The old genl caved. . nr-Why Charley,' gro! preache:,' 'y aid an Irishman to can't even ell wb made the monkey.". . ; "Oh, yea r can, massa." , "Well, who made the monkey f ' "Why, masaa, de same one dat mi monkey, make yon." ftr Jones says cooiting is done en the j tna nvtnitinlr. thftt tutnff a flood deal Of I . ... , . .... m - press work auoot iu The Yankee's Christmas Visit. The day proceeding Christmas a 'green 'un green from heod to foot was seen rushing up Washington street, with his bands thrust into his pockets. In passing Jones, Sbreves dr. Brown's, be was suddenly brought up !o a stand by the brilliancy of jewelry aispisyed in their winoow "Tariiaiion seize me, ef them rings han't handsome enough for my Sail! Dang it ef 1 din't, fifre, buy the hoop what'll do for Sail's finger when we're hitched, next plantin time, by Parson Crout." Upon this determination, our verdant step ped into the magnificent store, and walked up to the show case, of diamond jewelry, at t be- some moment, relieving his hands from their prison, pointed to the most expensive ring within his vision worth at leart five hundred dollafs. "What'll you tako for that are V said the Yankee. What will you give!" responded Mr. Jones, understanding the customer he bad to j deal with." "Dang It ef I know guess 'bout ninety-Eve cents is all dad would allow me to gin, as he sold himself short of apple sass lew git the tin tew pay my way up lew Uostin3 "Cannot efioid Ihe ling lor that money it cost me twice as much as you offer," said Mr. Jonesr "Yoeu git otll-danr itef I'll be cheated anyhow; but Sail must have the ring. i.uiT i the hoop out here, an' let a feller kersemine it At this gentle request, Mr. Jones removed the ting from its rich cue, and htld it towaid the Yankee, wh was evidently determined upon a purchase. "Neow, I lell yeou wot it is, Mi. I csn'l gin all creation lor ball's weddin' ring, cos I got lew git the beddin' an' other fix in t ; but ef ye' 11 take ninety-five cents for the tornal bright letle cri'ter, I'll tuk it right off your hans, and you'll hev the fun uv giltin' rid uv one of your hoops, an' tiie money fer it tew, right in yer fist." Al this last generous proposition, Mr. Jouet took Die ring as il to do il up for his customer. Al the same instant, Ihe thought flashed cross the mind of Ihe Yankee that be was paying 'too dear lor the whistle.' ' 'Tan't bruck nur nulhm' an' Ihem lilile glass binds what druv inter the top won't come out nor nulhin', Mr ?" "1 don't warrant It, my frieud," replied Mr. Jones. "Thunder ef I don't see Sail bust afore I'd buy a hoop ler her what don't come warrant ed." With this last speech, the Yankee gave bis hat an aJdilionnl alap, and walked oat ofthe store, muttering to himself "Can'icome il over this ore chap, any how.' Yankee Blade. France the First Power in Europe. ces and skill she has shown that fcirjl.-iml is not very far beyond her. Louis Nupoienn has strengthened Ins position, al least for a time. By the invention of a new m.ide of making loans he has enirapped the masses of the na pealiug tion, and to a certain ex'ent chained ihtrn to The New York rrieune, in sn editorial ar ticle upou the prospec.s of peace, very truly remarks. "The tragedy draws near iis close. Lollis Napoleon alone comes out of il with his pur poses realized, his desires fulfilled. The French necessity for gory laurels has been sat iffiui!. Once more France slnmls forth umlis nu'.ed, Ihe first military power of Europe. The nations around her, enemies, allies and neutiuls, aie astounded or struck with awe. Even in the development of her naval rrsonr- i, in existence, success anu security, i ne army which su.iporied him in the dark day of usur pstion ia attached to him anew, and by stron ger ties; and thus his chances for s protracted reign are increased under the rule of a master who understands its passions and its weak nesses, the nation seems content, at least for a time, without liberty of any kind whatever. The lotieriug throne o France appears lo re- fKI equilibrium and repose. Supremacy in Europe is transferred from St. Petersburg to Paris. In Paris Russia and Englniid must meet to conclude terms of peace iruJer Napoleon's turveillunce. Russia begins to sink in her humiliution. By the laiesl news we have the report that Count Wolewski is to represent France in the Congress the Polish refugee to treat on equal nay, superior terms with OrlotT, the friend, theadvner of his berse.cu ter! Louis Napoleon if, for the time, the di plointtic arbiter of Europe, more so than ever was his uncle, who had to msnsge ltussia, and never dictated conditions to Englnnd. The haughty foe of the Conspnries, the destroyer of to uncle, humbled before Ihe nephew! England, no loiiier the first, but ralher decli ning to the rank or a second-rale power, leans i for support on her powerful ally. Louis N poleon lias dated his decrees from Windsor Castle. He ht only lo withdraw his hand and England must fall. His advice, having all the force of arbitrary command, must, willing, or not, be pioiuptly and subserviently followed." Not half Through yet. I A good kind of a soul, accustomed (o make six mild prayers,' had over persuaded a guest much against his inclination, to slay to break frsl. The old man prayed and brayed, till bis impatient, guest began to think seriously of edging quietly away, but in attempling it, u aned up the man's sun, who waa asleep in fits chair. 'Mow soon wilt your faiher be done?' whis pered the guest.' . - 1 Don' no,' said the boy, 'has be got to the Jews veil' No,' aaid the oilier. ' We I, then he f io't half Ibrouph,' aaid the boy, and composed himself agaiu to bis won ted way, The guest koltea at once. A Sm-Tia. "I say. Hairy, did you ask Hicks for that money yel?" "Yes. "What did he say t" "Noihing. He lust kicked me off the stoop and that's Ihe last I heard of H." rrA newly married man in the Bowery de clare Ihat if he had only an inch more of hup- pine.ta be could not live. Ilia wire and her sister are obliged to roll him on the floor and pal hint with a shingle eveiy day to prevent him from being too happy. (TA docior and a military oflcer becrma euanvired of the same lady. A (riead inquir ed of her which ol the i wo suitoissbe intend ed to favor. Her reply was that i' waadifH ult for her to deteiniine, aa they were bo:h ueh killing creatures. ' " . BT Think of the pleasure f kaowledge and -he disgrace of ignorance. . et a value oq the smallest morsels of knowledge. The fri-g-jneuta art the dual f diamonds. i psblishedevery Thursday morning in the old Msscnnc Mail, second story of the brick build' ng west of C. Vaoausdal & Co'a store. Main Street, Eaton, Ohio, at tbefollowiagraUa: 11:50 per annum, in advance. I300: if ' PiJ within the year, and $3:50 after the year baa expired. ITTtieje rates will be rigidly enforced. Nupaperdiseontinued until all arrearage? a r aid unless a tthe option ofthe publisher. ETNo communication inserted, unltttao companied bj a responsible name. The Know-Kothing National Convention— Millard Fillmore for President. The Know-Nothings have taken the initia tive of all other parties in trotting ont their nag for the Presidential eouise of 1856. Vith MiLlibd Fillmore as their cbosen leader, they ' are first in the field After tbie or four days of rows, a rangling and bitter contention in their National Council and Convention, and after the secession of finite a number of the delegates from Ihe free Slates, those friendly to a distinct national organization and early nominations carried the day, and ihe result ia be lore us. The name and character of Mr, Fimmose arepietly woll known to the country. Though a man of mediocre abilities aud limited attain, me u Is, he has yel considerable good sense and discretion. Upon the subject of slavery he is conservative, and when at the bead of the Government, and charged wiih its responsi bilities, he endeavored to live up to the re quirements ol the Constitution by doing jostice lo all sections of Ihe country. Aa actine President, upon the decease of General Ta. lor, he gave the influence of his administra tion to the passage of the compromise meas ures, ro called, ol 1850, which were .0 bitterly opposed by the Abolitionists. He not only signed the 'Fugitive-slave law," but he vigor ously enforced it. During his Presidency the viulsol Abolition wrath were as freely poured upon bis head as we have siuce seen them iuischarjied ot General Pikros and Senator JJou.i.s. lie was called uy the teettonaliste M"11 kinds ol opprobrious names. Iheiropposi- lion was so strung lo him in his own party, thai wnen me qursuon ot nis renuminatioii lor President came up at Baliirnt.re, in 1852, he was delealed, and General Scott nominated in his sleud; ill fact, in Ihe adjustment of the slavery question Ins main support come hum the National Uemucruc). The great mass of the Northern Whigs opposed it. In this lotcighii aud domestic policy, aside from slavery, he was mosl unsuccessful. Great Irauds and peculations were commuted upon Ihe Treasury, which was loo.-ely guarded, while his tone toward those naiiuus which had insul ted our flag was low and unworihy of the dig nity of our country. Still, notwithstanding these gren.1 fan lis of hw foiuier Administration, Ihe National Know-Nulhiugs could not proba bly, lor their cause, have made a better nomi ualiun. He is the strongest man. Hundreds ol thousands Oi Old-tine Whigs, Who have given bul a vuu, -approval to the Colored-Re-publiCAo organization, and who are riisgusied lit, ita excessts, wul rally around Mr. Fill fork's standard. Whalviiahly thete is lell in Kiiow-.Noihingis.il wi,l be arou.-ed Ly bis name, lor the' Ex Ptesideul was weak and silly euuujjt lo actually commit himself, and take the oaths in support of lht miserable organi zuliou. At a uispassioiiaie observer or (he field ol politics, we think ihe sehe iou of F li.nosk a Irump turd apou tbe pari ol the National Know Nuvhiiigs. It will be u perfect bomb shell in the tump of Ihe Btack-Kepubli&ns, who bale him lor signing the Fugitive-slave Law. Mr. Fillmore was born in 1300, in Cayuga Couiuy, N. Y., and is, therefore, fifty-six years ol age. He was (or a number of years a mem be i ol the New Yoik Legislature, chosen by ihe rtnti Masons, then predominant in Western New York, where Ihe Ex P esident resides. In 1831 he was elecloj to Congress from ibe Lull'.ilu I) is. net, and served three or lour terms, iu 1841 he had attained such a position iu his party thai he was placed at the head of the Committee of Ways and Means the most important iu tbe House by the big bpeakei, Joi.n V iiitk, ol Kentucky. In 1844, dunuij the Clav Piesidciil.ul campaign, trie Whigs of fV-w York nominated him for Gover nor. His Democratic compelitoi was Ihe dil Iniguished ata.esman, Silas Wriuiit, wlu leal him (.Fillmore) by ten thousand majority. In 1847, owirg io a division in the Democ racy of Now York, i illmoro w as elected Slate Controller by a large vote, In 181M he uas uomiiiuled by the Whig Na tional Convention at Philadelphia for Vice President, Willi General Taylor for President. Uy Hit death ol General Taylor iu July, 1850, he, by the piovisiona of IheX'oiisl it u lion, be came the Presidtut. Discourse while Execu tive of ihe naiioi we have above already de scribed. For the last twelve months he has been traveling iu Europe. e simll look wan some interest to see Ihe names of ihe delegates from Ohio who seceded upon his nomii.atiuii. Tom Spoouer and other Lilacs-Republicans are doubtless at the head ol them. The Vice President nominated, Andrew Jackson Donaldson the "ass in the lion's skin'' ia veiy unfor'.unate. He has no qual ifications or p litical standing for the post. He wss a Democrat up to within the lasi two or three yea is, imi, not ouiaiiiing an oitice undar Geiieial Pierce's Administration, lie be came a renegade. He has no polilical princi ple. Kenneth Rnynor, of North Carolina, would have been a far stronger and belter nomination. The strength ol Ibis ticket it is' difficult now lo estimate. It is probable, however, that if, by any mis fortune, the choice of the next President should be thrown into the piesent House of Representative?, where ihe vote would be taken by Stales, Fillmore would be Weaker than any Black-Republican. Th next nigauizaiion ohich comes Into the field with a Piesidenliul candidate is the Dem ocratic, which nominates in this city early in June. The Black-Republicans meel on the I7ih of June, at Philadelphia, fo; the some purpose. We do not think the result can be doubiful. Both wings of the allied force ol fanaticism aad bigony will be badly beaten. The na tional, Union-loving, liberal spirit ofthe coun try will bt embodied in tt Democratic candi date, and we expect to see him borne into the Pr.sidenlial chair upon a wave of popular en thusiasm that will equal, if not surpass, the great triumph ol 1852. Cin. Enq. ftt'Slocum, bnw isii lo-doy;can yon take Ihat note up?" "I'm sorry lo ray that 1 can't never waa so cramped in my life." "You are always cramped, are you not?" "I'm sorry io say I am; and yet there's a na'urnl cause for it" "And what is thai?" "Why, 1 was weaned on green npplea and watermel ons.". (KrPu,";h furgishe the last argument ret discovered against, moustaches. He paii.le two rough Crimean soldiers, with pipes in their months, and a thicket of hair all over their races j meeting, and one complains to thi ether; "1 tell yer whs), Bill, I don't ha If like these motistachers, "TAry dolopvp tuck a lot Sgrvg.- - ; , . :' ; Go rr Boots." The ladiea al lasi, driven lo extremities by tbe condition of Ihe slu-eta, art putting on long boots a sensible and mod est fast. ion all but the pnllirg on and oil. 1 1 1 .ii. .I fj-A man can't posses anything that's ber. tr than stood woman nor anything : hut's 'oi tUin a bad one.