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4 Vft.Ul , . BVl'Ss-.W-li Si 1 ." . ..: J -t.C) ( V; .'-v". I' -';..! o- vV .; y,, . ',,rr', r. : ! ' t-. ,1 ..' '..(. A i da la If iJIj :': f ,..-.( ! : ;):... . -. .-.fx I I -'- ! b ..,..'! ? r,:,. j .,. ? ' .if- . ' ' -; -I-,.; VOLUME 24. 1 .!. NEW PHILADELPHIA; 0. NOVEMBER :27,il863; r luXZZ tz NUMBER CO, ,1 r it. 4 i i t i i - f : V 3"' J.: a: it -(.) : 'l1 Wet poetry. THE NATION'S HOPE. Th g groi mean nd tme -' Corruption brareth tmtjy ' . No longer Freedom'! fttme A in the olden dy.. i' " The One-Mn power nsnrpi the throne, - And dioUtes onto all; While orTen ipiriu beod the knee , , Or in proitration fall. It this the land ao famed, For which oor Father! bledt And theaa the men they thought would lire When they themselres were dead! . The Charter of our Freedom broke Truth'! ohampion'i stricken down . A stronger government invoked Upon the lni of frown? A war exhausting all our life; . New issues raised for fight: - The War-Leeoh crying more and And Meroy'i voice so light; . All, till imperilled in an hour, That patriots held so dear; JIo trusted pilot at the helm To hush the nation's fear. V Vur hope alone remains to cheer Bring np, bring up the chart! The lines are plain that point the coarse Through which the shi p 'must dart -"The Constitution is our guide ' The lamp our fathers gate, Will light us through the thickening gloom And our dear country save I " THE SCULPTOR BOY. Chisel In hand stood a sculptor boy, -With his marble block before him, .And his faee lit up with a smile of joy, As an angel dream passed o'er him. He earred the dream on that shapeless stone, With many a sharp incision; "With Heaven's own light the Sculptor's shono, . He had caught the angel vision. . Seutptor's of l'fe are we as we stand With our souls uncarved before us Waiting the hour, when, at God's oommnnd, Our life dream passes o'er us. tf we carve it there on that yielding stone. With many a sharp incision, Its heavenly beauty shall be oar own, . .i Oar lives that angel vision. GOODNIGHT; Downward sinks the setting sun, Soft the evening shadows fall; Light is flying, ; Day is dying. Darkness stealeth over all. Ooodnight! Autumn garners in her stores Hastens on the fading year; Leaves are dying, Winds are sighing. Whispering of the winter near. Good-night I Youth Is vanished, manhood wanes, Age its forwvd shadow throws; . Day is dying, Years are flying, ' Lift runs onward to its oloso. Good-night! ORIGINAL AMD SILICTKD, BY GBANVILI.l'U. rsppen. Woans aro but tho froth or offspring of thoughts. " To us if a girl is amiable, tread on her dress in ball room. " ; Tm fellow who picked up a living has be , come round shouldered. - "Awat with melancholy" as the sohool boy tatd when the teacher died. ' Ir Ait ant gives an example of industry, it V is much more than a good many uncles do. ' ' Thsbi is In the heart of woman such a deep well of love that no wi nter of age can freeze it ,,' Paddt Mao says It is very nice "to he all . ' alone; especially if there is somebody wid yes." It a beautiful young lady bids you not bo despondent, and tells you to take heurt, she doesn't mean that you should take hers. .'" A KliriB of asaloon, advertising his eatab .: Ushmeot, thus conoludes: "Those of my pnt ; roni who may require it, shall be sent home on a wheelbarrow, gratis." ' As Irishman illustrating the horrors of sol itary confinement, stated that out of one hun . dred persons sentenced to endure this punish : ment for Ufi, only fifteen survived it. .'' i Tsddt O'Bbiih, at Gettysburg, bowed his -' head to a cannon ball, which whiized past, one ' Inch above his bearskin: "Faith," says Ted ' ds, "a feller never loses anything by being : polite 1" , Bt six qualities may a fool be known anger , ,, without cause, speeon wiinoni pront, cnange ,', without motive, inquiry without an object, patting trust in stranger, and wanting ca- paclty to discriminate between a friend and foe..;, . , . , 'T."t ' "Honsi Old Aba, when the war first began, ' : . Denied Abolition was part of his plan . t'i Honest .Old Abe has sinoc made a decree. That war most coon till tnetlavesareall free. .: As both can' be honest,' will some one tell how, v . honest Abe then, is he honest Abe now!" - .'. Ob, Gauri thoa art classed among the de 'pressed passions.' And true it is that thou humblest to the dust, bat also thoa exaltetb to itha clouds. .Thoa shakestas with the ague, . bat also thoa steadiest like frost. Thoa slok- enest the heart,, but also thoa healeit its In llrmatles. . ; . .. " Educatioit is a companion which no misfor tune can depress, no clime destroy, no enemy - alienate, no despotism mslave. At home, a , friendi abroad, an introduction; in soHtudet a . aolaos; in society, on ornament. Jt chastens vice; it guides virtue; it gives at once a grace '. and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasonsge lavage, 1 Gmtus and Rslioio. I do not speak light- ly when I lay that all works or intellect wbioh . have not in soms measure been quiokened by religion are doomed to perish or to loose their ' power; and that genius is preparing for" itself asepnionre wnen lsaisjoiua itseu irom ids Universal Mind. : Eeligion, justly viewed, . surpasses all other prinoiplei in giving a free . and manirold aetloa to the mind. Hi bateau brland. - - V, , , If oar last issue wc submitted a puisle to (ha yonng ladles, any one of whom could solve the same should have the "privi lens'' of kissing tna "devil." Imagine ear ' surprise and horror whin, on last Thursday, we were walled upon by a female "American citixea of African descent," who wished to the aforesaid "devil.". Y were not the "dev- fJV ttjw, oh, no but f e might baye been had mm Tnm', ':! : . Tlie Wail oftbe Workwomen. On Thursday eveninir of last week the home of the Secretary of the Trea sury in Washington became for ft few boon the cynosure of all eye. Carriage after carriage thundered op to Us door waTatlatintr with light, and from each Id its turn emerged its fairy freight of grace and beauty, cloud after cloud of "silken wonders." miracles evoked by woman's taste aid woman's toil from the looms of ft hundred lands. : To one who watched that gay and gorireous scene, how bright beyond even the optimistic dreams of Mr. Secretary Seward mast the state and hope of the Republic have Beemed 1 The daughter of the magician who has oiled the land with green and growing promises to pay, was that night wedded to ft Senator whose name should be the synonym of orosDerous "prtnotism." since the ttarriage of Aladdin with the Princess Badouran no Bucn nappy lumumeni 01 opulence, woven from air ana neapea op by Djinns as potent as lmpaipaoie, nam been seen. .Wealth and power were striking hands ; and the soul of Jenkins swelled within him as he passed in glit tering review the splendid tribute which these conjoined divinities or bis nearn adoration wero-bringing to the shrine of vonth and beauty. Let not Jenmns oe rjamed; nor let one harsh thought be nfreathed upon that brilliant bridal honr. But the jewels and the Bowers, ine diamonds and the laces, which turned the night to fragrant day on that fair festival, rose and fell to the pulses of women's hearts. The scene itself wore but an emntv oasoant or worse, save for the sanctity which the soul of woman hood sbedi Over the wedding least and the wedding garments. And wherever in all the land a woman's eyes are rest ing with natural and commendable de light upon the fascinating details or cos tumes incomprehensible to the mascu line mind, of jewels bright as the stars, and embroideries delicate as the frolic frost work on the foaest trees of winter, we ask that woman's he.art and soul to tarn with us for a moment to another scene which marked that night of Thurs day in another city of the great Repub lic. In a hall in the Bowery of New York there are gathered together hun dreds of girls. It is no bridal festival which they are celebrating. Hunger" is in their eyes ; their hands are worn and bard with ceaseless labor; their checks are wan with care and disappointment and despair. No music flatters this this sad and eager throng into delicious dreams; no flowers wreathe for tbem the gamit realities of daily life, with whis pers of love, and hope, and happiness to come. To tbem the "cap has been dealt in Quite another measure." To them life means simply living; the fierce, re- lentless, unremitting effort to clutch with those thin, frail, fingers, the scanty bread of every day from the world that whirls about and above them, noisy, clamor ous, heedless of them and theirs. ' These are no daughters of the Treasury, no brides of the Senate. These are the daughters of the people ; the patient, sad eyed daughters of labor and of suf fering. Like the proudest and fairest in the land, they, too, lead their woman ly life in seclusion from the public eye. Year after year they work on oncom plaining, unheard of, asking only to be suffered to keep body and soul together in such wise that the body's life may not be purchased by the soul's death. Con tent 16 know as little of diamonds as of the stars, of laces as of the clouds, i they can hut save an aged mother, a help less father, an orphaned household of brothers and sisters from the wolf that prowls forever about the door. The proud and the fair emerge from the sumptuous privacy of home for a brief moment at the summons of pleas ore, and happiness, and love. . These emerge from their privacy, as dear for all its poverty, at quite another summons They come before us, not that we may admire the splendors of their trousseaux but that we . may measure the depth ot their desnair. The prosperous land which .lavishes npon the Princess' Ba dourah its fifty thousand dollars' worth of magnificent paraphernalia, deals out to these sisters of hers an average m come of two .dollars per week. Once they lived npon this pittance and made do sign; : wringing "from it house-rent, clothing, fire in winter, food in health where health was ft kind of sickness medicine In sickness where sickness re vealed the one sure hope of rest But the wand of the magician has smitten their dollars, and withered them, and they most cry out .uToeir agony or per ish, ' Shall not-thelr cry be heeded ? ! It is not possible, is it, that women and men of women born can look this fact Id the face and sleep npon it; that here, in the chief city of this mighty na tion, hundreds arid thousands of women are working life away, twelve, fourteen, sixteen bonis a day ; potting their youth, their strength, their very heart's blood into the service of onr commerce and our comforts, at such rates of pay as iu the present condition of our national finances make mockery of the Scrip toral saying that the wages of sin is death, seeing that something more piti ful than death is thereby made the wages "of honesty, patience and virtue, and that very domineering instinct of bnman na ture is thereby enlisted in aid of tin and its temptations 1 ; i, , ; ' Years ago all England was stirred to its inmost heart by Hood's "Song of the Shirt," and the world has never ceased to fling that terrible refrain in the face of British opnleoce and pow,er. We at least can do so longer. . The cry of onr owd women is ringing in oor ears, and will go out npon the western wind over Christendom. . It is cry of suffering to-day. How long ere it will be a ery of crime and shame if we be dear to trie appeals! How the appeal shall be an swered the will to answer it shall reveai. To doubt that will would be indeed to despair of the Republic, if hot of the race. N. Y.. World, 16A. Women aad tne War. The Chicago Journal does justice to women, and justice only, in the follow ing well chosen words: .. The Tramping "Typo. ; Among the numerous class of float ing journeymen, there are none deserv- of more real sympatbythan the poor, an While the newspapers of the day have fortunate followers of Faust, : Like the been filled to overflowing with paeos "Wandering Jew,'' he is always on the sung over the brave deeds of men on the , go on ' foot for he won't risk, being t ! Wlnter and the Poor. ' A cotemporary says: "Heaven help the poor this winterl , The inflation of the currency , j nst begins to be teit In every avenue of business. Everything is on the rise calicoes, muslins, woolens, wood, coal, beef, potatoes, flour, rents, etc. They all feel the hectic flush which 'greenbacks' impart." It is all very well to call on Heaven to help the poor, but while nearly all or "Chvwt's vicegerents on earth" are loud and long in their cla mors for war and the distress and suffer ings thereof, little hope may be enter tained of Divine assistance; presuming that the Abolition war resolutions of many "Religions" associations express the will of the Almighty in regard to American affairs. We fear that .in the great ministerial and religious thirst af ter warlike and political knowledge, that crippled veterans will have to beg alms at the street corners of the cities lor an other year while department clerks make out their pension papers, and soldiers' widows will be forced to continue their wanderings throngh the rurnl districts in search of sewing whereby to support the lives of fatherless children. We fear the poor will find little commissera tion for their sufferings in the madness of the times. Sympathy for soldiers is greater than for their families. Milita ry suffering excites a feeling that the do mestic woes and privations of civil life fail to touch. We fear that unless neav- en does heip tS8 Poor no other P8r can be found which will," Taking; the Clock to Pieces. Arte'muB Ward related that once, when hard pressed for somethingto eat, and without a cent in his pocket, he stopped at a farm -house, ond pretend ing to understand clock mending, took the farmer's clock to pieces, ate his din nsr, and then, not knowing bow to put it together again, complained of dizzi ness, took a waw into the open air, and forgot to return. In continuation of his narrative he says: "Those politicians who went to work to lake the Union clock to pieces to get their dinners, nev er meant to put it together again. They have stolen tueir dinner but they will not restore the clock." How. true this is. The miserable bunglers have taken the Union clock to pieces and now, if tbey would, conjd not put it together again in as good running order as they found it. But they do not even wish to do it they make no effort. They were in a hurry to work the mischief they are in none to try to repair it. It was easy work to takeout tne pins and screws and separ ate the parts. Two years ago, sayB the Buffalo Courier, the politicians North and South had a jubilant time together at the old clock. They could not do their infernal work quick enough. "Without a little blood-letting," said Zack Chandler, of Michigan. "This Union will not, in my estimation, be worth a curse." "Let the Union slide," said others of the black-hearted gang. And those wlio foresaw the consequences of their parricidal efforts, were "weak, womanly Union-savers," of whom Mas sachusetts Wilson said scoffingly, "This sitting up with the Union does not pay expenses." And so, piece by piece, wheel by wheel, they took the Union clock to pieces. The Southern rebels who took part in the operation have made nothing by it, but the Northern disunionists, including office-holders of all grades, civil and military, contract ors, &c, are now "diniiig" gluttonously at the nation's expense. And the coun try has the broken, disjointed "clock" upon its hands, which the radical quacks in clock-mending never meant, and nev er mean to put together again. And, strange as it may seem, the only "loyal" and "unconditional Union" men now in the country are bogus clock-menders. Patriot and Union. battle-field and elsewhere, little hag been said or sang of women, her self-sacrifices, her devotion to the Union, and the losses she has been compelled to un dergo.' ' ' "I" ' ' ; Man, npon the battle-field, dies like the flash of the gun, and is immortaliz ed! Woman remains at home to watch, and wait, and weep. It is ft sharp, short pang and all it over with man. He goes to claim bis reward. It is ft life-time of mournful remembrance to woman, a ceaseless lament over that fate against which she was. helpless. . .,. No one ever blamed Venus for loving Mars, and we take it, it comes as natur al for a woman to love a soldier as to breathe. Consequently we hear of wo men as vivandieres, of women accompa nying their busbauds, of maids arraying themselves in the rough masculine garD of war that they may follow their lovers, of women hovering like ministering an gels about the cots of dying soldiers, of Sisters of Charity and Florence Night ingales. ,. N Woman has now been tested. The raid against them must forever cease. Cynics must no longer question woman's nsefulness, regard her as a painted but terfly or pretty toy, mourning the loss of a lap dog, an ill fitting dress or the disappointment of a milliner. It has remained for this goodly year of oar Lord, eighteen hundred and sixty-three, inaugurating brave words and deeds, fo witness the on rushing of the legions of liberty, and to ignite in woman's breast the fire and enthusiasm, the brave emotion; nd generous heroism which have lain dormant 8"ce the days or Molly Starla ' ' Fine ladyism, with its ennui, render ing life tedious as a twice told tale, has developed into an active, patriotic vital ity and woman baa now fonnd that "sphere" about which so much seneless twaddle has been expended in this nine teenth century. Woman .soothing the grief she cannot dispel; woman, tb good Samaritan, pouring oil into the wounds she cannot beat; woman, during the horrors of the battle-field to save and succor; woman, administering sweet kindness to men in sickness and sorrow; woman, speaking brave words to the fainting, woman, closing the eyes of the dying to their last sleep; woman, with willing fingers and weary feet at the sewing machine, preparing the equip ejected at the next station. Then, his knowledge of foot-back allows him to appreciate more fully that "Jordan is ft hard road to. travel." His baggage needs no checking for, as ft general role, bis wardrobe is sum, and 'taint ev ery person one can trust these hard times... Jogging along leisurely, almost without hope, he thinks of his palmy days when at home; night was welcom ed then, bat the approaching darkness has no charms for .the weary traveler who is in vain looking for some neigh boring barn, where he might rest his eyes in "sweet refreshing sleep." All looks dreary around, but as this is the Dine hundred and ninety-ninth time he has seen the "elophanf'in different parts of the country, he resolves to pursue bis tramp more vigorously, cheering him self with that little ditty "I'll be gy and happy still," . ..; when, to his surprise he is. hailed by a good natureil, jolly farmer, who knows be is a printer by the cut of bis boots, or, rather boot and shoe, and kindly of fers the hospitality of bis house. It is accepted with a graceful bow, and hang ing his hat on the porch floor, is soon partaking of something substantial for the inner man. After supper, the to pics of tho day ore discussed the far mer gains valuable information from his nnfortunate guest, and all retire the farmer satisfied of having done one good act the jour, highly pleased with the entertainment and prospect. After a substantial breakfast, he thanks tbem kindly, bids them good-bye, and re sumes his journey saying "bally for the work, bully for the farmer, bully for his wife, and three or ftor bullies for his daughter." Huntington Monitor. ADitnculi qaetttion awerev i ; iyrNioAB.iTliis article is one oi me .-; "Can any one," says Fftnny Fern, "tslllmost necessary, aod yet we rarely .1 me' why, when Eve woe manafactared jit of good, or even f&smble quality, iy from one of Adam's ribs, a hired .girl the following receipt, which 1 havo U cu was not made at the same time to wait following for many yearn, aiiy oiia may on her?" ' ....... 1 make the artiqle onhis own premi- We can, easy: ' Because Adam never ITo eight gallons or clour ram wate came whininir to Eva with a ragged three Quarts of molasses, pat stocking to be darned. collar string to good cask, shake well a few timf be sewed on. or a glove to mend "right add two or three spoonsfull of nninlr. nnwl" Recanse he never veast cakes. - If id sammer. place 'la ' read the newspaper until the sun had the sun; if in winter "near the cuimheyV tai 'din huhind the nalm trees, and where it mar be warm. Ia ten or (if- then, stretching himself out, yawned oat, teei days add to the liquor ft sheet of "ain't supper most ready, my aearr I orown paper, torn in strips, ttippeq ia Not bel ile made tne are ana nung moiasses, ana gooa vinegar win oe prv , add ft t .r. I- --'jdi duced. 'lhe paper, will. in this-way, form what is called the "mother," or 'life of the vinegar." Qermantovntf Telegraph. , ?... the kettle oyer it himself, we'll venture, and pulled the radishes, peeled the po tatoes, and did everything else be ongbt to. He milked the cows, fed the cuickv ens. and looked after the nigs himself. He never brought home half a dozen 'GuJEroaRtAiuUsE. To any qnaa-' friends to dinner when Eve. hadn't any tity of glue use common whisky instead! freBh pomegranates, and the mango sea- of water. Tat both together in a bot-' son wag overt He never stayed out till, tie; cork it tight, and set It away for' 11 o'clock to a "ward meeting," hurrah- three or four days, when it will be fit for1 ing for an out aud out candidate, and ase without the application .or . beat then scolded because poor Eve was sit- Qlae thus prepared will keep for years, ting up and cryinc' inside the gates. He I and it is at all times fit for.aBe,' except la never played billiards, rolled tenplnM very cold weather, when it should be set and drove fast horses, nor choked Eve in warm water before nsing. ' To obviate with cigar smoke. He never loafed the difficulty of the stopper getting tight around groceries, while Eve was rocking bj the glue drying in the month of the little Cane's cradle at borne, in snort, vessel, use ft tin vessel wittt tne cover tit he didn't think she was especially crea- ting tight on the outside, to Prevent the" ted for the purpose of watting on him, escape of the spirits by evaation. ,rA; and' wasn't under the impression that it strong solution of isinglass' made in the disgraced a. man to lighten a wife's cares same manner, h a very, excellent cement' a little. That's the reason that Eve did for leather. not need a hired girl, and with it was the reason that her fair descendants did. ments of 'grim visaged war; ' woman, nt home, bidding Uod speed to husband, brother and son in the cause of liberty; thus we find her. Woman gives up the only tie which links her to the world. Can she give np more? Thus it is that the days of Cornelia and the Spartan mother are restored. Grain Produce at Chicago. The receipts of floor aod grain at Chicago during the past two months have been enormous amounting to 6, 987,491 boshels wheat showing an in crease over the receipts during the same time last year of 1,097,428 boshels. The receipts of corn show a large decrease, the entire receipts for September and October being only 3,917,613 bushels, against 7,630,042 ' bushels last year This decrease is the result of the early frost, but does not fairly, represent the extent of -damage, we think; as the growers have held :' back their supplies for higher ' prioes, which is usually the case In times or excitement in the mar ket, when prices rapidly advance. There are no shipments of grain from New York to Europe on war orders, be cause prices are lower on the other side of the Atlantic than they-are here. ' Printing Paper. The price of printing paper has again advanced. ' Newspapers are now paying over one hundred and fifty per' cent, more for paper than formerly. If this advance continues, (and we see no pros pect of anything else,) itwill be absolute ly necessary to raise the price of sub scription.' No articles have increased more in prioe than those used by news papers, and readers must expect to pay at least enough to prevent absolute loss to the publisher. . - ; ' ' AMONBMiNT . toFulton is about to be erected in Trinity Church yard. This Is tardy Justice y ,!..), ',. How to make the "queen of puddings1' is thns told by an exchange: Qne pint of nice, delicious, fine bread crumbs to one quart of milk, one cap of sugar, (he yolks of four eggs beaten, the grated1 ; Death or John Kando'pU John Randolph, of Roanoke, was near his end. Dr. was sitting by the table, and his man John sitting by the bed, in perfect silence, when he closed his eyes, and for a few momenta seemed, by his hard breathing, to be asleep. But, as the sequel proved, it was the intense working of bis mind. Opening his keen eyes upon the doctor, he said, sharply, "remorse," soon afterward more em phatically, "bemobsb," presently, at the top of his strength, he cciid out, "RE MORSE !" He then added, "Let me see the word." The doctor, not com prehending his desire, made no reply. .Randolph then said to him with great energy, "Let me see the word; show it me in a dictionary. " The doctor looked aroond and told him he believed there was none in the room. "Write it, then," said Randolph. The doctor perceiving one of Randolph's engraved cards lying on the table, wrote the word in pencil under the printed name, and handed it to Randolph. He seizod it, aod hold ing it np to his eyes with g'reat earnest ness, seemed much agitated. After a few seconds, he handed back the .card, say ing, "Write it on the other side." . The doctor did so, in large letters. He took it again, and after gazing npon it a few seconds, rotuwed it, and said, "Lend John your pencil, and let him pat a stroke nnder it." John took the pen cil and did so, leaving it on the table. "Ah!" said the dying mai, "Bemorse, yondon't know what it means)" j3Qt adde.3 presently, "I Cast myself on the Lord JesuB Christ for mercy." - , "Military Necessity." Necessity is the plea of tyrants, and if oar Constitution ceases to operate, the moment a person charged with its ob servance thinks . there is a necessity to violate it, it is of little use. . . , We are fighting to maintain the Con stitution, and it especially becomes d) in appealing to the people to come to its rescue, not to violate it ourselves. How are we better than the rebels, if both alike set at naught the Constitn tion. Senator Trumbull, (Rep ) Go to Was 1 We insist on It, that every man in Jackson county who voted for Broogh should o immediately to war. i JLo not wan to oe arauea. iu voting for Brough, tbey voted for war, and tbey are COWARDS, if tbey don't go., Will they goi Jaokson (U.) prest. , v . ' ' The above is applicable to this local ity as well. "What do yon ask for that article?" inquired Obediah of yonng Miss, . "Fifteen shillings," was the reply. - "Aiu't yon little dearf" asked Obe diah. .;. . .; . .'Why,'? she replied, blushing, "J the yonnjmen.telime so," u ;.; From Orpheus C. Kerr Habeas Corpus suspended tn ac coinac. The commander of the Mackerel Bri gade has caused the following general order No. 79,902, to be published: Headquabterb Mackebel Brigade, September 25, 1863. ) The desertion of one of the most light headed of this brigade, make it necessa ry to suspend the privilege of the ha beas corpus throughout the entire do minion of Accomac. Any person here tofore caught having a body will be im prisoned, and no questions asked, ims is intended to apply only to soldiers, military men, officers, citizens generally, and other persons. All others, includ ing women and whisky, are allowed to have sb much body as ever, and more too. The quiet of Paris demands that every soldier, his heirs, executors and assigns, also his widows, should go without pay or rations nntil further notice; as the the Paymaster General of the Brigade has been very unlucky at faro of late, it is necessary that he should be allowed to retain sufficient funds to get even The enemy are demoralized; once more into the breeches and bumter and Coat tanooga are purs Plans are forming to establish moral reform ' societies , in all Southern towns except Richmond and Charleston. Tbey don't deserve them. My children, I love you in a short, sharp, decisive way. (i. U. Leatqebbtb, Major General Commanding M. B Stonewall Jackson's Admission into Ucavrn. I was much amused at the rebel pris oners' account of Stonewall Jackson's admission into Heaven. Tbey were strong admirers of General Jackson, and especially of the great success of his flank movements. "The day after his death," said they, "two angels came down from Heaven to carry General Jackson back with them. They search ed (ill through the camp but they, could not find him. They went to the hospi tal and to every other place where they thought themselves likely to hnd bim, bat in vain. Finally they were forced to return without him. : What was their snrprise to find that he bad just, execu ted a splendid flank movement and got into Heaven before tsGiB. Corret- The Kind of n woman that a Bachelor Admires. TP It nata i r A Hniln Iniln in 1 n ft tk Xt .utein ia tuuue mur u tuia uiutg r. J i 1 , , , hn tn thKotanHnrn nro.orihoH f'uu ul 'on auu a piece oi onusrwis i,i .w-t. . !,.. m..rm Tsize f an egg.- Bake nntil done, bat uviwn, iiiniu ia a bUdiivg iv M tuwvillMVn I ' - TCn.' it 1.-. t (L.. ntnl nnAnln;An i i i i i.i.. I uoij wuicrjf. nuiu iiia-wuihcs' ui ww !.-..- k ,.. ..m i. y,Ja eggs stiff, and beat in teacup, fall of asked why he never married, said he bad 66 . 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How simple Is the pw lonaoie, taintless, nrm, iona, lorgmng, , h few understand it: ' ' freo, friendly, frugal, generous, gentle, " -v it. godly, governable, graceful, gratetui, A CoAt-OiU Quarry. At Santft guiltless, handy, handspmo, happy, bon- CrnZi in California, ther . are dver : est, honorable, intelligent, -interesting, ,hnn..j . -,;t' ,h0fj,,. . OVIUI, 1UQ1C10US, just, ainu, allowing, .O0BmMlnB. ..n.lfnm- frnm nno tn nvBijr, lo.c.j, "'"!5. tot thick, which is in reality ft specier me, iu.u,, uj..u, u,Uuu.,u.u.-, "- 0f petroleum, easily melted, and suscep. bio, notable, patient, patriotic, peacea- tible of b - pnriSed and refined, into- b e. Diacid. pieasani, pruaent, dubcwbi, ,.ilnl u.: o:j - -i-t. ' it . i OAVUIIOUV Will U I II It. UUIVl pnre, quick, quiet, reasonable, reputable, ,,, re8i)ectable, respectiui, sedate, spirited, DEMona Vrfflvmv m "Kmimintk spunky, tasty, tenchabie, thoughtful, LThe Democrats have carried the elee-' tractoble, true, trusty, truwtui, virtuous, tion in . Nebraska, electing two" third' wisn. wittv. well- .r .v. i .u. n-JT.-n mn. rf ui iuo uiuiuuvrs ui hue vuuucii. iuib. we take it, was an honest expression ' of honest people, without the interference of Abolition soldiers and Greenbacks. vivacious, watcniui, formed, and young. pondent Boston Courier, , slow to Court in Church An exchange relates the followidg ex penment resorted to by a young gentle man happening to sit at Chnrcn in a pew adjoining one in which sat a yonng lady for whom be conceived a sudden and violent passion, and was desirous of entering into a courtship on the spot; but the place not salting a formal dec laration, the exigencv ol the case sag. gested the following plan: He politely handed his fair neighbor a Bible, open, with a pin stuck in the following text. Second Epistle of John, verse fifth: "And now I beseech thee lady, not as though I wrote a new commandment . .i t . i : L I . 1 r . u - uuio wee, oni winuu we uuu iruui iiib vin. . ...wiii.i.-;.i.., hrinninr that we love one another."- risk.S Jk8' ."en theJeMt offenJ oT. j .-. .!..: .l a S've in "8 nature, witn a stranger or ails reiurneu li, uuiunug vu hid bcuuiiu j. n j . j chapter of Ruth, verse tenth."Then ffiI f nn.l L she fell on her face and bowed herself w'1 totheo-ronml.andsaid unto him. Whv he.ld,D a.dnCe JOO-wiUiaw yoar- have I found grace in thine eyes, seeing r k ? 8.lrn8er , "e.,r,"aro " HAW of the large trees ia the oeigt the book pointing to be thirteenth borhood at Chattanoogft have been, verse of the Third Epistle of John: hnTn.A thatnnw 'their tnnt.. An Old Centxnarian The Zancs-- ville Courier says n order was Mnt to that city the other day for ft tomb-sftne for William Dunbar, late of Waterford, Washington county; Ohio, aged one hundred and twelve years. , He was an1 old Revolutionary soldier, 'ij ".. , ' i ,, i. . A Paris bookseller lately fonnd"' twenty-six bank notes of one thousand francs each, between the leaves of a book left with him for repairs. The' owner boaght the book at a bookstall for three;' sods, and did not knowof the treasure. Uiiiry, Not Large Enough. A correspondent of a London paper writes: "I have just returned from Ger many after a month's knocking about. I bad gloriouB weather, and saw all the little kings at , Frankfort. There is a good anecdote of one of them. He wanted his army instructed ia the ase of the Armstrong gan, so got oae, bat was obliged to ask leave of the next king to have the target put op in his kingdom, his own not being big enough for the Armstrong range!" . . "Massa," said the black Stewart of a Marblebead captain, as tbey fefl la with a homeward boand vessel, "I wish you'd write me ft few lines to send to the old woman, cause I can't write." "Certainly," said the good natured skipper, taking his writing materials, "now, what shall I say?". . I Pompy told the story which be wish ed his wife to know, which his ameuu ensis faithfully recorded. "Is that all, Pomp?" asked the cap tain, preparing to seal, the letter." "Yes, maBsa," replied he, showing his ivory "Tank yoa, bot 'fore yoa close him jist say, 'please sense bad spellin' an' writm', will, yet". v., B. Gratz Brown,' of St. Louis, has been elected United States Senator from Missouri for the short term, and John B. Henderson, for the long term.' , "Having manv thiols to write unto yoa, I would not write witn paper ana inn, bat I trust to come onto yoa and speak face to faco, that our joy be fall." From the above interview, a marriage took place the ensuing week. . s -Conselcntious Scrnples-Drafied Ifletl. .j . It has been decided by the war De partment, that where men who are draft ed hold concientlons scruples about pay ing the commutation or performing mil itary duty, the Provost Marshal shall levv upon toe goods or chattels ot said individual to the amount of three hun dred dollars, and on realizing that amount the drafted man will be released. Philadelphia Enquirer. . .. Thire is a grave-yard at Chattanoo ga containing the remains oT 1,077 re bels, nearly all of whom died from inju ries received at the battle of Stone Riv er. Each grave is numbered, and a reg ister is kept at . the office of Bragg's Medical Director of the name of every soldier. .By ascertaining the number of the grave aod referring to to the reg ister, the name of the deceased can be found out and relatives an recover the remains hereafter. This is ft very good plan, and oaght to be adopted In oar own army, ' Or the noisy Radicals 'Frank Blair says he "Has never seen one of thm bear armi In favor of the Government." - v, ..... i. i j ',... i. j . , : j.j".'- furnish exoellent sentry boxes. in, wet weather for '-the lone picket or ; bead--quarters for gat4 . " H " ' ; I ' Wx pass for what we are. - Character' reaches above oar wills. Men imagine that ther communicate their virtae or' vice ohly by overt actions, and do not' see that virtue or viee emits breath er-' ery moment. 'V--'" ''. . :'. ' ; ' f , v In Collinsville, at the Collins com pany's , works, with Edward Lang for' helper, L. T. Richardson made, from the bar, 10,000 bayonet blades In Octo ber, and challenges any man to' beat it. Thb number of fire-arms manofactor d at Colt's armory in Hartford, duriog Oetober, averaged one a minute thro'' tea hoars of each day in the week, Sun days excepted'. ,J How to Tut. You may distinguish' a city man by two things his trowsers and his gait. The first never fit him, and he always walks as if he was an hoar behind time. '. . ' , - ' LoNGntliOW beautifully sn.y? that'-. 'Sunday is the golden claip t'"f. binds-to-gether the volume oflho we-ii.',' Remtember always to mix goo3 aenso' with good tbinj3, or they will become disgusting;' ' -' - ':' ' God has said: "Whso the "A rule, tho people morn." .. . i .V ft l)t li e ij i t'lil of