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t - r? sr t .' i iU E2T"Any person who takes the paper regu ilarly from tho post-office, whether directed to this name or whether he U a subscriber or not As responsible for tho PfT. ...... The courts bavo decided that refusing tt take newspapers from the post-office, or re moving and leaving thom uncalled for, II u-bxa facie evidence of iktHtiohai, traub. THE QUAKER BLACKSMITH. a much-bonored Quakcriji broad-ehoulderod smithy, Tro watched, many years, from my windows and yard; And beard his blows ringing to words quaint and pithy. But never a grumble, though times might . .. bo hard. - TThilo others are sleeping, his forge-6parka aro tiylfii. ".He talks to himself while his iron prows red, - -And wonders that some folks are all tho time sighing jD'er.doIorous times and tho high price of bread. Ko horse is so vicious but bo can subduo hint. His magnetic touches few boasts oan resist; "With "Whoa, my good pony 1" he'll fearlessly shoe him. "With nerer a blow from a cudgel or flst . A faithful assistant through twenty long winters Has kept at his post till the nine o'clock bell ; His dingy old shop, with its sides all in splin ters. Has long been bis mint though a tumblc dowu shell. .His wife, yoars ago, did the neighborhood fowing. Made dresses, trimmod bonnots and caught -the stray dimes; t -Content if tho pile in her cash-box was grow- -ingr For tbriftlessness stands, by her creed. G among crimes. Two sons and a daughter, John, James and Sophia, Five years, more or less, baro been women and men; "You'd take cither son for a prloet or a friar. Or book-worm, j uat out from his attio or den. The books they have read, with the contents well treasured. The poems they've made nnd tho ballads they've 6iing. If piled up together, could scarcely be meas ured, Or titles be told by a street-vender's tongue. Gf London nnd Paris and other grand cIMc, They've seen all the wonders und know them by heart, And brought home their hisfries and legends anl ditties. As well as improvement in manners and art. But how will our Quaker dispose of theso scholars, Just home from Japan and tho land of the Nile, To get a return for the thousands of dollars lie's paid for diplomas, art-culture nnd style? Of preachers and doctors he finds wo'vo a plenty, Professors have long been a drug in the mart; Of lawyers and writers Ihero's soarco ono in twenty "Who owns a enug cottage, entire or in part. ilcchanics need vigor and well-hardened muscle: And farming would starve 6uch effeminate things; Tn business they'd fall in the turmoil and bustle. Poor pigmies, the victims of shnrpers and rings. -And yet they must eat, and, while father has money. They'll sit at his table, as worthless as dudes. .And live, like all drones, on the working beo's honey. Unmindful of all the world's sorrows and lends. But little Sophia, as trim as a daisy. With fair education and good Quaker sense. O'er Primrose" novels has n over gone crazy. Or uttered one sentence of sham or pretense. At home in the sick room, tho parlor or kitchen. The mother's best work: helper in all kinds of Can bric-a-brac fashion of mosses and lichen. Or revel in rugs like the most skilful Turk. AThilemanyn maidon is sleeping, or dreaming Of ncoros or young hearts she a intending to break, "Our maiden is busy in mixing and steaming. Or baking nice biscuit and broiling tho steak. J. know a young farmer who d6os day-time r woolnsr, "Who hitches bis team to tho old Quaker's i JUost, rrotendlng that one of his horses needs shoo ing. Dut flits in nnd out of the houso like a ghost. His time is too ' courting. precious to spend much in Be owes on rjls farm half a thousand or - - - more; "."With little for pleasure, and nothing for sport- '- ing. -.Jle'Hsoonl'ft the mortgage and paycr'ry 6Core. K. ir. LocJtc, in Youth's Companion. ONLY A MAID-OF-ALL-WORK. "Even the clock seems to tick faster, sk if hurdling to rofikoupor lost time," ahe-eaidflo herself as she refolded the telegram announcing her brother's ar rival in New York. The tickingscemed louder, clearer, than it ever sounded before, she thought, as her eye? rested on the clock, and noted the" apparent xapiditv with which tho minutes sepa Tating ner from her brother were mcas xired off. The house seemed so silent, too; or was the stillness broken at in tervals by thcclang of the mills mere fancy ? Tho summer air blew in through tho -open door, tossed half a dozen withered leaves from the vino through tho wm low, then lifted, a paper lying on the 'table near her. She grasped it quickly, .sighed,' and said: "Thanks be to God, he's well over, anyhow. He sailed on the eighth and lerc t iV's only tho eighteenth, and mo allowing twelve days at the lowest ! Sure they couldn't do much better than that -if they built a bridge over the ocean. Ho'Il be here before I have jverythBg ready-Jorhim." She looked at tho" clock again in an absent -niiadcd way. It was plain her -mind' was not upon her work. For that -matter the bulk of her day's' work was .done. Tho room was clean; everything was in its place. The tnaid-of-all-work -was enjoying & "breathing spell." "When tie'. aaeasewjorboy .came with lhe telegram she was making curious marks on a niece of DaDer. the rianer :she now held in her hand as Bhe lookod iit the clock, -as though noting the flight of the hours that divided her from her Jbrother. "I wonder what ho is like now ?" she asked herself. Like people who scru tinized an unexpected letter, examining the post-mark, date of reception, and -chirography speculating upon the -writer, she indulged tho pleasures of anticipation. "It was on a dav muoh like this I left Bainbridge. The 'grass -was green far greener than it is here anyway, there's no such dirt as we have liere. Will I ever see such a sky again? -Jamie was & bit of a gossoon that cared jj.o more for the next dav than tho wind that tossed his curly hafr. He was the worst and the brightest lad in school. He scarcely sat still long enough to find .the place in his book, the master told -me, and he stood at the head of his class. No thanks and no credit to him, as J)r.JKYfesauU'ore-thaB oscepfeirit cost him ntr trouble" aT all. HeTTbo a .Lead taller than me at least, if he takes after the Sloan's side of the house. .He'll be sir feet, maybe." .. 'She marked a spot on the side of the Ioor, 6miling curiously, walked back, and looked at it "That's about the JLeightX'mtolookuptoall my life, I uppose. John reaches there, and if 'my brother is -vs tall but what odds Whether he is short or tall. It's all one -only he might have told me. It's a grand secret he has made of it cvory rway. And he'll be here to-morrow V She looked across the river at the Jfcilltops, where qniel stretches of farin- ...J&nd lay in the broad, warm sunlight; as the columns of smoke vomited from tho great chimneys near, and which Bometimes shut out the beautiful land scape, darkening the sky. Then again she was recalled to herself by the silence of the house. Where were the children? She looked out of the window. At a considerable distance from the house, something that might be a child's head or a dog was moving back of a log. Then another object ap peared and disappeared, bat the instant of time sufficed to satisfy the maid-of-all-work. The children were playing in the open field near the house. But where was the nurse? Strollinir a long -distapce from the little heads that were bobbing up and down between tho logs that were scattered over the open field, Nelly Moore observed a familiar figure; beside her, moving an arm as though he were switching the air with a cane, was another form almost as familiar. The nurse evidently was proud of her conquest. It was not every girl in her sphere who could boast a lover who carried a cane. The maid-o'-all-work turned back from the window, renewed the fire in the range, and sat down at the table with the paper she still held in her hand. Producing a'piece of lead pencil as long as one s linger, sho bent over the paper. As she drew curious lines upon the paper, her thoughts ran this wise: The new suit, the cravat, gloves, hat and boots must wait Jamie's com ing. So long as the main thing the money is provided, I'm novvavs un easy. There's enough and to spare it'll be my lookout to set him oft" so that no one will call him a 'Faddy,' al though there's no disgrace in it only when one comes among strangers there's nothing lo3t by putting tho best foot foremost. Man' a pain and ache would have been saved these seven years past if somebody had thought for and proi'ided for mo beforehand. I hope Jamie will never experience what I've endured, and nobouy any the wiser. Ihcre! looking sideways at the paper covered with curious mark and lines crossing each other. "That'll be Mower's mills up there by the dam. I think I've not rot it too near Drexel's Lmills. He'll never lose himself once he tis in stent of either. That's the short side of the city. too. If he'll get Penu Avenue set fairly in his mind, the lonjr side will bo a3 ca to learn. But I must make the near cut plain tlie near cut across to the South Side. And the bridges that'll be all that's needed. There's not a mill left out." "Ncllv!" a voice cried at that mo ment. It was Mrs. Britt, who stood on the landing. "Yes, ma'ni." "Where are Mary and the children?" "In the open lot." "Is Mary with them? the fence is down now, and they must not be allow ed to go near tho railroad. Tell her to be very careful. I am going to my room and must not be disturbed." Mrs. Britt spoke like a woman ac customed to implicit obedience. Mrs. Britt, a well-meaning woman who had never experienced hardship nor misfor tune one of those people who are born to ease and plenty, and accept them as a matter of course rather than as bless ingssat down before her escritoire, waiting for the inspiration which expe rience justified her in assuming nine times out of ten was belated ere it reached her pen. The best incidents, the extraordinary coincidences and dramatic situations were always worked out by other people. In her leisure sho had written many verses perform ances that occupied her time, were ad mired by her friends and dreaded by the editors of the daily papers of Grits burg more than a competitor's proposi tion to compare circulation. Unfortu nately for Mrs. Britt ami the editors, two or three of these performances got into print, and ever after they were com pelled to do penance. Mrs. Britt's life was as placid as a pool of water in a prairie, but like many whose lives are barren of incident, she was forever in quest of the intense; her disrelish of the common-place was so great that she was in the habit of declaring "it posi tively amounted to disgust" Time and again she began intensely thrilling poems" and stories, but she never got farther than five or six verses or as far as the middle of the first chapter. Fragments of these performances lit tered, her escritoire and amused her hus hand. "Of the tragedies enacted even 'day about her, she had no conception. bhe sought incidents in the new West, in liood and battlefield and in the wake of lost steamers. Tho drudgery of ejrery day life could not supply her with heroism. Mrs. Britt had at last found a thrill ing situation. All it required was good management. There was the great steamer with its machinery dis abled, the signal guns firing, a tremen dous cliff within biscuit-throw of the steamer, the steamer pounding on the rocks, and breakers foaming all around the hapless passengers. It required some dexterity to reach this point and extricate tho half-dozen passengers es sential to Mrs. Britt's storv after com mitting tho remainder to the waves. Down stairs Nelly Moore was making strange lines and marks on the paper that occupied her attention. Mr. Britt, who was employed in a largo factory near at hand, "run in a moment to see how they were doing," and to satisfy the inner man with apiece of pie and a glass of milk. He was in the habit of popping in and out unan nounced. As he returned to the factory a vision of a curly head, laughing, mis chievous eyes, and blue stockings stockings that seemed to twinkle, in the Sunlight, ' as' his ' yotmgCit, Benny, scampered from log to log, "scrambling up and down with his brother Oscar and his sister Grace in his wake rose before him. TIkj first chapter of Mrs. Britt's new Btory was half-completed when the loud, shrill and unusually prolonged whistle of a locomotive attracted her attention She glanced carelessly, aimlessly out of her window. The Noon Express "was thundering around a curve near the open lot where tho children wore atplay half an hour ago. Here and there a head was thrust out of a car window. A cry of warning, a piercing cry, followed by others as shrill and sharp caused Mrs. Britt to rise and advance to the window. Then suddenly Mrs. Britt's pulses seemed to stop, her heart swelled as if it would burst. She strove to cry out, but Tier tongue clove to tho roof of her mouth. There, fair in the path of the rushing locomotive standing motionless as though paralyzed with fright, stood her baby boy, Benny. Sky and earth were blurred together, as Mrs. Britt fainted dead away. The open lot was not large enough, for Benny. His venturesome little legs had marked out new territory beyond the fenco line; beyond tho railway, up nearer the hillside. While the nurse was listening to the soft nonsense which flowed from a loiterer's tongue Oscar and Grace heedlesslypursuea Benny on the new ground. When" the train swept round the curve the nurse was nowhere to be seen. The eldest children were on one side of the track, Benny on the other. Benny started to meet his brother and sister; Grace wa3 endeavoring to meet him when Oscar held her firmly, shouting to Benny to run back. So Beanr stood dazed in tho middle of the track while the locomotive swooped down -upon him. Nelly Moore was smiling in a self satisfied way over the bit of paper with tho curious marks and curves on it, when the prolonged whistle of the loco motive attracted her attention likewise. She looked quickly across the vacant lot It was deserted. Then she de scried the children on the hi Iside. "I'll savo the child if 1 die for it!" she exclaimed between her set teeth as she sped across the open lot. Those who witnessed her subsequent actions from a distance averred they never beheld mortal lessen distance as rapidly as Nelly Moore in that mad race for a human life. Men at a dis tance shouted warningly. Passengers on the train seeing people on the streets making motions, craned their necks out of car windows. The supreme moment in the life of Nellie Moore presented itself then and there. She realized that the chances were against her; that in all probabili ty one, perhaps both, would be killed. If she had time to grasp and throw lit tle Bennie from the path of the locomo tive, its cruel wheels would grind her romorseloasly. How often had she shuddered at spectacles presented near that spot? The laws of a great State, powerful and far-reaching though they were, were not as powerful as the rail way lobby that exempted the great cor poration from the outly necessary to tho erection and maintenance of that simplest form of preventive an in closure. The corporation plowed its way through flesh and blood as if they were things of less moment than the machinery that mangled human forms bejond recognition. lhe passengers looking out, and the witnesses on the street turned shudder ingly away as Nelly Moore sprang upon the railway and tossed the child far from it. The many wheels revolving stopped with a grating sound, and a score of men rushed to the spot whero the maid-of-all-work la writhing and gasping in a heap. "I'm next death's door take me home," she gasped, when they lifted her tenderly. "I would never have belaved that, sur, if I had not seen it with my own eyes," said a fine-lookiug, straight limbed young fellow, whose dress and accent indicated the new-come Irish man. He was visibly aiFected. His voice trembled. He did not attempt to restrain his tears as he looked after the group bearing Nelly to her mistress' residence. "What did jou say her name is?" to a lad standing near, who was talking with the volubility of youth to those around him. "All aboard!" the conductor shouted, as he walked leisurely toward a plat form. The young Irishman looked at the motionless train, turned again to the group of horror-stricken people near, and again asked: "What name did you say. mv lad?" "Nelly Moore. She lives with Britts over there, and " The man's strong hand grasped the boy's arm with a vise-like grip as he bent over him. His lips were drawn, his face ashy pale, his eyes staring wildlj', as he exclaimed: "It can never be it is not possible there's some awful mistake my lad I " His features worked convulsively, his grasp relaxed as he staggered back, and James Moore, who had never known either sickness or fear, swooned and would have fallen had not a friend ly hand caught him in time. When he regained consciousness he said: "Take me to her. If there's life in her, she will remember her brother her only brother, Jamie. The merciful God will not let her die without seeing without speaking to me." But Nelly Moore to all all appearance had looked her last on things earthly. She was groping feebly, very feebly in the night which precedes death. Per haps the morning would never dawn again for her. When James Moore sat down beside her he lifted her unmaimed hand to his lips, kissed it through blinding tears, stroked it gently and with streaming eyes said: "Aye, this is the hand that worked and slaved to pay for my schooling; that gave me all I ever had; that paid my way over. When I was running over the meadows, and dab bling in the burn (brook), this hand wrought hard, bearing 1113 burden, sparing me all the sharp corners. She might have saved her earnings put them in bank she might have done like thousands beforeher married and made a home for herself, and no one would have said she did not do her duty. But she never thought of her self. She was not content until I was schooled made lit for the new country. When you come, Jamie,' she wrote me, I want you to surprise the Americans extractin' the cube root you talk about. Don't come,' she wrote, "'till I send for you. I'll be suro to send In good time.' She wrote me the names of the coin and the curious words a poor stranger like me.would never make out at all. There was nothing she did not think of; no task too heavy for her. And I was to repay her fonr-fold some day. That was her wav of putting it She would have a double pleasure, the pleasure of helping me, and of getting her own back with interest when I was sure of my footing." He stroked the cold, nerveless hand that lav limp in his own; softly, now, with dry eyes, kissed it again and again, and, kneeling down beside her, bowed his head in prayer. Throup-h the lo.ier ni?ht he knp.1t ItAuti'n nor Wlirtn ffio o tf nml anc ! looked in upon this picture the brother kneeling beside the sister he had traveled thousands of miles joyously to meet when they saw his haggard face and burning eyes, they stole softly out again. Mrs. Britt, who was prostrated throughout the night was up betimes in the mormn-r. As she Huns: open her ' window shutters and looked out on the reddening sky, the sound of a voice beneath her arrested her attention. It ! was the brother s voice praying; for his only sister. Mrs. Britt stole softly to the side of the crib where Benny and Oscar lay with arms interlaced, and bending over, kissed first one, then the other. Then she descended to the living room. The disorder noticeable every where reminded her of the dying serv ant Nelly's dress the dress the sur geons removed with a single movement of the scissors, was lying over a chair. Mrs. Britt lifted it mechanically and removed the articles from the pocket. Among other articles was a piece of yellowish, tough paper. A crumpled, yellow envelope attracted her. A foot step approached at that moment, and fierJiusband looked over her shoulder. "Why, she must have known he was coming, Oscar. This is tho saddest of all." Mr. Britt read the telegram slowly. "Poor Nelly that Bhould have been given to her the evening before. And sho got it at noon yester day. Don't von see the date here?" His finger pointed to the hour the message was received. "No matter. It is not worth making a fuss over now," he added, sadly, for he "ap preciated the excellent qualities of tho dying maid-of-all-work. "I will never neverforgive myself," said Mrs. Britt sobbing. "If 1 had even taken thetro ijle to talk to Nellv of her brother mo-c -if I had looked at this dispatch ye.terday who knows? Her life might" have been saved." "What is this?" Mr. Britt smoothed out thecrumpled paper covered with eccentric lines and curious marks. "11 is a rough map of the city. Here are the rivers the point Court House and what are these? This is really wonderful." Mr. Britt looked at his wife wonder ingly, who in her turn now examined the paper. "Why what made the poor girl wasto all that time when she could have bought a good map of the city for half a dollar." "You do not understand it,'1 said Mr. Britt "Every mill in the city i3 down, every large manufacturing establish ment all the principal points of inter est. Plainly this was made for her brother a guide for him. With this in his pocket he could never go astray. He would leant the city thoroughly in a week's time, or less. The thought fulness that girl displayed surpasses everything." He folded the paper al most reverently, and carefully placed it in his pocket "I will give this to her brother whon she is dead." The sun was gilding the eastern horizon with its wealth of summer beauties, when the watcher fancied he saw the dying girl's eye-lids move. He bent closer, grasping the hand he had held the livelong night. "bpeak to me, JNelly. Upen your .eyes that I may sec their light before you pass into glory." Instead of opening her eyc3, Nelly startled him by saying very quietly: "Hands off now. Give one a chance. There's never one of you can beat me across the burn, an' give me fair play. But no holding back now. There! 1 won't run at all. Listen Hush! Hould ver claverin'. Listen to the lark. Be quiet, Jamie. See! That's the sweetest bird ever sung the bird of birds. See! You an' I'll never be as high as thai, Jamie, till we are in the arms o' the angels." "You are all gay an' mcrrv this morn, as if 3e hadn't ahard day's work be fore you. Well, it's work ye'll have without let or stop till 'e go to America, where they've nothing to do at all, they say, but eat and drink, and wonder what new dish they'll have foi supper. If I'd a few more years over me, I'd o there myself, and take you along, Jamie." "Whist! There's the lame Maguire. Sorra one of him will ever pit a sound fut on the ground again, I'm afeerd. Patience! Look at the sack on his back. Come now who'll be first to give him a lift? Sure there's as much fun in it as paddlin' over the burn. Do a good turn when you can it costs nothing." "Now, Jamie hoot! ain't ye ashamed to let your sister beat ye runnin': Now then. Hold! That's no fair. Jamie. Come back come back, an' take a fair start. I'll give ye as far as from here to the road an' beat ve across the meadow. Come away now away, Jamie, an' no trippin'." And'so the spirit of the maid-of-all-work sped heavenward. David Lowry, in the Current. Faith in Popular Gullibility. Faith in the oxhaustible credulity o". the masses has been the foundation o! man a charlatan's fortune. At tht time of the South Sea Bubble, whet 1 new projects of the most wild and pre posterous character found promoter with ease, an astute and audacious ad venturer advertised for subscriptions tc an enterprise the nature of which was to be concealed for a certain time, anc he actually made several thousands ol pounds out of it, the people paying foi shares with blind eagerness. With this adventurer deserves to be" ranked the ingenious but unprincipled American citizen who has just been arrested foi doing an extensive business in adver tising all -manner of enticing things tc be sent on the receipt of postage stamps. Cases of this kind have occurred before, but then the impostors usually sent something, however fraudulent in re turn for trie stamps. This genius, how ever, had made no provision whatever in that way. He sirapty appropriated the stamps, ana ret rained, from answer ing the letters; and though so reckless a swindle would seem certain to come to jrrief in a short time, he appears to have kept it up and made considerable profits by it for several months. He also advertised largely through the newspa pers, never paying them, but giving them references to aliases of his own, and himself auswering all letters in quiring about bis character. The defect in his plan was that it was certain sooner or later to become the subject of investigation, and the moment it was inquired into the truth came out The number of swindlers who havo waxed fat on similar but more care fully devised schemes is no doubt very considerable. The rogues who engi neer them rely upon the desire of most people to get much lor little. They know that the greed of gain often ob scures the judgment ana that though all cool-headed business men suspect offers of the kind, remembering the Duke of Wellington's maxim that "good interest means bad security", " yet there are aiwavs plenty ready to spring at any bait if it is only gaudy I and glittering enough, lhe so-called "sawdust" sharpers who pretend to sell counterfeit money, and send the victim a box of sawdust act upon a shrewd knowledge of the baser ele ments in human nature. They select for their dupes persons who are willing to be knaves themselves, and whose own knavery shuts their mouths when they find out the swindle. Probably no professional sharpers would enter upon so very bold a game as the young man of the postage stamps played, for as they mean to make their living by their wits thev dare not thus openly adver tise their dishonesty. Bntthe fact that suuu a inuK suouiu unvc ueeu su suc cessful, and that it should have been carried on for so long a time without detection shows that the crop of gulls continues to be as large as ever, and that whatever else fails there is no prospect of "shortage" in that line of production. N. Y. Tribune. The practice of mulching yo trees after they are set out seems to be growinr; in favor. It keeps the soil cool and damp during the summer and prevents plants from drawing from the soil. The mulch should extend -well out from thtf base of the tree. Cl&ut land Leader. Eor Young Headers. THE DAISIES, Daisies! Low In the grass and high in the clover. Starring the green earth over and over. Sow into white waves tossing and breaking. Like a foaming sea when the wind is waking. Now standing upright, tall and alcnder. Showing their deep hearts' golden splendor: Daintily bending. Airily lending 3 art an da ot llowers for earth's adorning. Fresh with the dew of a summer morning: High on the slope, low in tho hollow. SVhere eye can reach or foot can follow. Shining with innocent, fearless faces Dut of the depths of lonely places. Till the glad heart sings their praises Here are the daisies! The daisjes! Dalbies! See them ebbing and flowing. Like tides with the full moon going; Spreading their generous largess free For hand to touch and for oye to sec," In dust of the wayside growing. On rock-ribbed upland blowing. By meadow brooklets glancing, On barren fields a-dancing. Till the world forgets to burrow and grope, And rises aloft on the wings of hope; Oh! of all posies. Lilies or roses. Sweetest or fairest, Richest or rarest, "Chat earth in its joy to heaven upraises, Give me tho daisies! Why? For they clow with tho spirit of youth. Thoir beautlfu il eyes have the glory of truth: Down before all their rich bounty they fling t ree 10 tue oeggar ana iree to tne King Loving they stoop to the lowliest ways. Joyous they brighten the dreariest days. Under tho fringe of their raiment they hldo Scars tho gray winter hath opened so wide: iroely anu bngntly Who can count lightly Gifts with such generous ardor-proffered. Tokens of love lrom such full hearts offered, Or look without glances of joy and delight At pastures star-covered from morning till night. When tho sunshiny Held ablaze is With daisies! Daisies, Tour praise is That you aro like maidens, as maidens should be: " Winsome with freshness, and wholesome to see: Gifted with bcaitv, and joy to tbn eye. Head lifted daintily yet not too high; Sweet with humility, radiant with love, Generous, too, as the sunshine above: Swaying with sympathy, tenderly bent On hiding the scar nnd on healing the rent; Innocent looking the world in tho face. Yet fearless with nature's own innocont grace: Full of sweet goodness, yet simple in art. White in the soul und puro gold in the heart Ah. like unto you should all malndenhood be. Gladsome to know, and most gracious to see; Like you, my daisies! iVidc Awake. a DISCONTENTED. Joe Thomas lived on a farm in the country, and, although many boys avouUI have thought themselves fortu nate in having sucli a home, he was about as discontented a fellow as could be found. Some of the city boys, who had visited him during the summer vacation, told him that he was "gren," that he would be very foolish to remain on a farm all his life, and that if he had aay spirit about him he would go to the city, where he would have an opportu nity of seeing life as it should be seen. Joe's father wanted him to remain at home, learn to be a farmer, and settle down on the homestead as he himself had done. But Joe would not heed the advice. He was thoroughly discon tented, as many another country boy has been, and his ono purpose in life was to get into some city where he could wipe out the stain of "greenness," which he fancied every one could see. He finally succeeded in doing as he wanted to; a friend of his father's pro cured for him a situation in a store where he could earn a trille more than sufficient to pay for his board, and he left the broad acres, whereon he had toiled with a heavy heart because of his longing to get to the city, without a single regret at parting from the dear ones at home. The farm-house, nest ling amons: the trees at the foot of the hill, looked dingy and shabby as he drove away from it to "aee life as it should be seen," and in the ripening grain and fruit he saw nothing- but re r.. . .. .. .0.. minders 01 ignoble toil. According to Joe's belief, life in the country was hardly less than a form of slavery, while it was only in the city that happiness could be found. Now, boys, and more especially you country boys, who are beginning" to think just as Joe Thomas thought, 1 want to tell you how he was disappoint ed in his bright dreams, and if you are wise you will profit by his experience. He found a boarding place, where the small, stuffy room, which was quite as good as any his fellow clerks had, offered a poor contrast to his cozy little chamber at home, fragrant with lavender scented linen, and as tidy as the apartment in the city was disor derly. Instead of looking out over fields of waving grain, tasselled corn or nodding buckwheat to the lofty hills beyond, when he was in his room he could see only a brick wall hardly fifty feet away. Instead of the frajrrance of tho flowers he had the odor of garbage from the unswept streets, and instead of being lulled to sleep by the chirping of the crickets and the plaintive cries of the katydids, he was kept awake by the rattling of carts and. rumble of the street-cars. At the table, the difference between the food prepared by the serv ants in the boarding-house and that cooked by his mother was so disap pointing that it seemed to him he could never enjoy a meal again until he couM get one at home. But all this was necessary training: he would rid himself of what the boys called "greenness." Joe had been told that a boy on a farm is obliged to work harder than one in a store in the cit. He could see little or no difference, save that in the former case he labored in the open air, where every thing was bright and health ful around.'while in the city bo was shut out from the sunlight, and de- irived of the health-givmg -breezes, aden with the perfume of fruits and flowers. At night instead of joining with the boys from the neighboring farms in husking or paring bees, candy pulls, coasting or skating he was forced to remain in his cheerless room, or walk about the streets, where the bustling crowds, intent only on business or their own pleasure, caused him to feel even more lonely than when he was entirely alone. He was not many days in learning that he had been "jrreen" only from the city boys' stand-po'nt, and that, so far as country life was concerned, they were the ones who were green. After he had "seen life," according to the ideas of his city friends, he wrote to his father, and the following is an ex tract from his letter: "I am coming home to work on the farm. 1 did think that such iabor wa? almost degrading; but I find that it is quite as honorable, and certainly more manly, than doing a woman's work behind a counter. You need never fear that I shall ever again want tb exchange the independent farm life for that of the city, and I am sure that to be called green will trouble me J no more, it is better, 1 think, to be ot those rho produce something in this world than of those who depend upon the productions of others, and I now think that there can be no more manly calling than that of a farmer." Joe went home, and he was wise in so doing, as wise us yoc will be, boys, if you remain on the farm, where you have the proud consciousness that you are doing far more good in the world than if ou were "seeing life" in the city. What would become of the peo pie in th world if all the farmers should suddenly conclude that tilling the ground was not a sufficiently noble calling? When you are discontented with your lot, boys, remember that it is the farm er upon whom all the people in the world depend on the actual necessaries of life; then you will understand that no calling can be more honorable than that which is actually and in fact the mainspring of the whole. Congreqa-iionalusl. Btrtie's Bad Habit. "Bertie! B-e-r-t-i-e! Get away! Are you awake?" up right That is what Bertie Martin heard his mother calling to him from the foot of the stairs one cold morning lately, and he answered as he cuddled down still further into the warm bed: "Yes'm, in a minute." And that was what Bertie always said, no matter what you asked him "In a minute." So this morning when breakfast was ready there was, as usual, no Bertie, and as he did not come one of his sis ters was sent to call him again. And when his mother was ready to clear the table she must wait till the lazy boy had eaten his breakfast "Bertie," said the dear old grandma, "please run up to my room and fetch me the bail of red yarn that is on the table." "In a minute," answered Bertie. But his minute was so long that grandma, who was waiting for tho yarn, had to toil up the stairs herself and get it. "Come, Bertie!" called Jennie, who was tying on her hood, "it's nearly school time." "I'll be ready in a minute." And Bertie commenced to fly around for books and cap. "I'm not going to wait for any of your old minutes," replied Jennie, marching off to school, but Bertie nearly ran his legs off to reach the door in time. "Bertie." said his father, "I want you to mail this letter for me immedi ately." "In a minute," papa," said Bertie, but his father saw to it that he started right off. But before he reached the post-office he stopped at Willie Deane's house to invite him to spend the next afternoon with him, and by the time he had looked at Willie's rabbits and climbed up to the pigeon loft it was four o'clock and too late for tho impor tant letter to go that afternoon. That was the way all Bertie's days were spent in putting each thing off till tho wrons" time, to the trouble and annoyance of everv one around him. were turned ," called his But one things round. "Bertie! Bertie! r-et up, mother that morning. "Yes'm, in a minute." But in exactly a minute his bir brother Tom came into the room. "What! not up? you're not keeping your word to mamma!" And Pom tugged at the bed-clothes. "Uh! Ow! let me a-1-o-n-e! oh, I say, it's cold!" and Bertie clung with all his might to the covers. "O-o-o-w!" he squealed, as Tom, with a jerk, landed him, covers and all, in the middle of the floor. "Now," said Tom, "if you don't get UlbJOUU IV Mill Vr UJ UUI1JI1 iUl T VIU And Bertie was too wretched and surprised at such treatment to say: "In a minute." He only shivered. "Bertie, come to breakfast" called Sue, presently. "In a minute," answered Bertie, who was in bed again by this time. When he came loitering; down after breakfast was over, what was his surprise to find everything cleared away and Sue wash ing the dishes. "I want my breakfast," he said. "Then you must come in time for it," replied his mother. "Boys who never do anything at the right time may ex pect people to grow tired-of their ways, and to-day 1 am going to let you see for yourself just how this bad habit of yours seems to others."' An hour later Bertiocame running in. "O. mamma, may I go coasting on Firehill-with the boys? Mrs. Martin was running a noisy ma chine. "Wait a minute," she answered; "I want to finish this seam." And she rattled away, while Bertie screamed in vain that the boys were going right away. His mother finished her seam, smoothed it out, looked at the stitches; at last she said: "What is it?" Bertie told her again. "I'm afraid it's 100 cold," answered Mrs. Martin, "but I will look at the thermometer in a minute and if it is above twenty degrees you may go." So in about a quarter of an hour when Mrs. Martin had finished her sewing she looked at the thermometer and gave Bert e the promised permission, but by that time the other bovs had gone and poor Bertie must trudge through the snow alone. At dinner time he rushed in hungry as a hawk and in a great hurry to eat and be off. "Dinner will be ready in a minute," said Sue. But it wasn't ready for nearlv an hour. And so it was all day Ions; whatever he asked the answer was: "In a minute." Whatever he wanted he must wait a very long minute, just as he had kept other peeple waiting. I think Bertie learned a lesson of prompt obedience from that uncomfortable day, and I never heard him say "In a min ute" afterward. Philadelphia Call. Snuff-Taking as a Cure fer Cold. It would almost seem as if we were threatened with another revival of an old fashion, and that modern" society, humbly imitative of the buildings and furniture, the manners and customs oi the eighteenth century, might once more take to inulT. Dr. Mortimer Gran ville he who lately advised the gener al adoption of night-caps as the b st method of obtaining a sound night's sleep now comes forward with a pinch of snuff as the cheapest and speediest cure for a cold. As the next best rem edy to violent exercise on horseback or afoot, the doctor recommends to the man who has caught cold a large pinch of pungent snuff good rappee or fine Scotch, anything that is sharp and stimulating." 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