TOLD BY THE SERGEANT. from the Democrat, Grand Rapids, If Ich. At the Michigan Soldiers' Home, in Grand Rapids, lives Sergeant Richard Dunn, hale ana hearty, although he carries the scars of Several wounds sustained in some of the atties of the Civil War. In recounting his experience to a reporter, Mr. Dunn said: About a year and a half ago I began to iave trouble with my stomach. My suffer ing was so intense that I tried different medi cines and doctored with several physicians, but without permanent relief: 1 read an account of Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills for Pale People hav ing cured a case much like mine, and I decid ed to give them a trial, which I did. "After taking five boxes I was cured. I never felt A Wounded Soldier. better than I do now, even in my younger days. I un naturally a robust man, but that stomach trouble, together with rheumatism, which afterward set in, were making fast inroadi upon my health and I am satisfied that it would have been but a short time before my comrades would have been conducting the regulation funeral ceremonies over my re mains, had I not chanced to read of and taken Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. "There are several others in the home who are taking these pills and are receiving great Deneht. JUUttAKU jjujnxv. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 1st dav of Nov., 1897. HENRY GIBSON. Notary Public. Sergeant Dunn is perfectly willing that . anvane should write him in reference to hia case, provided stamp Is enclosed tor reply All tne elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves are contained in a con den9ed form in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills They are also a specific for troubles peculiar ties and ali forms of weakness, in men they cure cases arising from mental worry, ovev work or excesses, of whatever nature. Boiled Down. An amusing story is told of the editor of a go-ahead evening newspaper, who, in the eternal rushing to press to get ahead of the opposition, was constantly impressing upon his reporters the necessity of condensing all news. A terrible boiler explosion had taken place on board a big ship lying at Portsmouth. ''Get down there as hard as you can," he said to one of his men. "If you catch the 11:40 from London bridge you'll be there soon at'.er two, and you can just wire us something for the extra special but boil it down. And the renorter went. Soon after three o'clock that afternoon they got a wire from him: 'Terrific explosion. Melpomene. Boiler empty, engineer full, J uneral to-morrow. No flowers. Spare Moments. ' Would Ruin Hla Business. Railroad stories are all more or less pithy, especially when told by railroad men. A certain system running in the southwest is known for its slow trains from one end of the line to the other. The trains are slow enough at best, but when washouts and over flow occur, time doubles up on engineer, train crew and passengers. Not long ago a flood of complaints was poured in upon the ( gereial manager of the line from afi kinds of people who travel over this system. One of tb em came from a prominent undertaker, somewhere in an adjacent state, and this is what he wrote: "If you do not run faster trains over your line you will ruin mv business. Mv custom ers will not ship their corpses over your system ior rear that they will not reach ineir destination before the resurrection day. est. Liouis Republic. ffiE EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS is due not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, bat also to the care and skill with which, it is manufactured by scientific processes known to the California Fig Syrup Go. only, and we wish to impress upon all the importance of purchasing' the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, a knowledge of that fact will assist one in avoiding the worthless - imitations manufactured by other par ties. The high standing of the Calx fornix Fig Syrup Co. with the medi cal profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions of families, makes the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is far in advance of all other laxatives, as it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weaken ing them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. BAN FRANCISCO, OaL LOCISVILLK. R. UW TOKK. X. T. READERS OF THIS PAPER DESIRING TO BUY ANYTHING ADVERTISED IN ITS COLUMNS SHOULD INSIST UPCS HAVING . WHAT THEY ASK FOR. REFUSING ALL SUBSTITUTES OR IMITATIONS. UfHOfO Distribution of the Supplies Sent to the Sick Soldiers by the Relief Commission. HE ARMY SICK LIST IS INCREASING, Am Alarming; Condition, the Medical Au thorities Say, Max Be Expected Unless Barracks Are Provided for the Army and the Sick Troop Transferred Home Relief for Cab. Philadelphia, Aug. 31. The yacht May, which arrived in this city to-day from Porto Rico via Newport News, brought the report of . the representa tives of the national relief committee who went to Porto Rico to superintend the distribution of the supplies sent to the sick soldiers by the commission. The May left this city on August 6 and reached Ponce August 1L The report states that the commissioners reported to Gen. Miles and was by him referred to CoL Greenleaf, chief surgeon of the army in the field. CoL Greenleaf or dered the 70 tons of medical supplies to be taken from the May and placed in the lower floor of the custom house, which is now being used as the head quarters of the army in Porto Rico. After giving details of the distribution of the supplies, the report says: In almost every instance we found army sur geons most anxious to have at their disposi tion money for the purchase of needed lux uries for the sick, such as fresh milk, ice (when obtainable) and canned goods, and we are hap py to report that in every case we have been able to meet the demands made upon us. There are about 16,000 American soldiers in Porto Rico and on the day of our departure, August 22, there were over 1.000 men on the sick list. Of this number one-half were cases requiring prompt and careful treatment There was a large number of typhoid cases, but on the 22d inst this disease was not on the increase, a fact which indicates that the malady had been carried from the camp at home and is not in digenous to Porto Rico. However, there was a very large increase in diarrhoea, dysentery. dengue or breakbone fever, and even malarial disorders, due to the hot, unhealthy rainy sea son, just commencing, which causes the water supply to be filled with malarial germs from constant decaying vegetation. All medical authorities in the army in Porto Rico agree that the sick list is increasing and that an alarming condition may be expected unless the war department promptly arranges barracks for the army of occupation and imme diately provides additional transports (the hospital ship Relief being insufficient) to re move such of the sick men as can be safely transferred home, the convalescents and those enervated by climate conditions. It is impos sible for men from a northern climate to recu perate in a tropical country during its most un heal thful season. In conclusion, we are glad to report that we reached Porto Rico with onr medical and hospital supplies just at the time when they were most needed as, owing to the lack of steam launches with which to unload the vessels in the har bor and those hard aground on the coral reef. the medical department could not secure its supplies promptly and our consignment had been most carefully selected, containing many useful articles not supplied in the hospA.il equipment of the army. We cabled to the Na tional Red Cross commission on the 22d to for ward to Porto Rico a consignment of light groceries, such as condensed cream, cereals. canned soups, clam broth, etc. : also pajamas and underclothing, all of which are much needed in the hospitals and are not obtainable on the island. Attached to the report is a letter from Gen. Miles thanking the commis sioners on behalf of the army for the supplies and for a big consignment of American flags; also a letter from CoL Greenleaf expressing thanks for the gift of an ice-making machine, in which he says: I cannot adequately express the satisfaction with which the results of this donation will be received by the sick. Ice in this country is an expensive luxury, costing 130 per ton in Porto Rican money, which necessitates the exercise of rigid economy on the part of our medical officers in its use. To have the output of such a machine at our disDOsal is a blessing, the benefits of which can only be appreciate d by those who have served in these hospitals. Keller Supplies for Cuba. New York, Aug. 31. A cablegram from Miss Clara Barton at Havana to the central Cuban relief committee said that she needed a steamship to use in the distribution of supplies and Stephen E. Barton, chairman of the committee, has chartered the San An tonio from C H. Mallory & Co. for two months with the privilege of extend ing the time to six months. The San Antonio is a sister ship of the State of Texas, which was in Miss Barton's service during May, June and July. Her capacity is about 800 tons. She will be loaded with Cuban relief sup plies and will sail probably on Thursday in charge o. Capt. Young, who was the commanding officer of the state of Texas, while in Miss Barton's service. Several agents will go on the ship to assist in the re lief work. It has not yet been deter mined to what port the ship will go first to report to Miss Barton, but it will probably go to Havana as Miss Barton has a large quantity of sup plies there. The plan will be to touch at all Cuban ports, giving special at tention first to those on the north coast which have had no relief since the outbreak of the war. The cargo of the San Antonio will include a gen eral assortment of food and clothing similar to what has been sent on prer vious shipments. 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