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Time Table A. T. & S. F. "'. . X A STBOUND. Depart No. 2, .Atlantic Ex. 8:40, p. m. brand: No. , K. C. AChgo Ex., 8:21, a. m. . via. main line. No. 8, K. C. & Chffo. Ex., 6:05 p. m. .-. vis main line. No. 74, Way Freight, 6:45 a. m. via mala line. No. 842, Mixed. 2:50 p. m. Tia. branc WESTBOUND. No.l, Cal. Ex., -9:25 p. m., branch. No. 5, Colo. Ex., 9:35 p. ra., M. L. JZo. 17, MX- C. Ex., 12:35 a. m., br'cl . No. 73, Way freight, 2:35, p.m. M. L Jos. 73, 74, 341 and 342 daily exeep Sunday. 'Temperance program to be given a the Methodist church, Sunday evening April 2, tinder the aaupices of the lit erary department of the Epwortl. League: Son?, Loyalty to Christ. Chorus with Orchestra Acompaniraent. Prayer. Chora with Orchestra Building Day by Day. . ftocjtatiou, Bertha Schnatter y. Paper History of the Prohibits n . . Movea e it Mrs. A. C. Bailey. Sorg The Crauks of Today, Eleven Boys. Recitation ....Beatrice Taylor. Paper,.. Mrs. Maggie Misner Solo,. Somebody's Boy Mrs. Chas. Mosher. Beadiag.. Mrs. Eliza Fisher. ltecitation Maggie Beezley. Paper, What can Leaguers do to Sui -press the Liquor Traffic? Mrs. A. E. Goer. j ; Chorus with Orchestra. Chamberlain's Couou Hkmkdy. Tin remedy in iiilmiilfd espcUll tor coughs, colds, cruup, whoop n cough and influenza. It lias beco.n fauiotntfur its curt of Uies ililaiab over a lre part of the i;iviiizl vvorln Tiie'inst i!attriig testimonial.' h been received, giving ;ic-ouiiis t it gootl works: :' i lit ar ivit iug and pi latent wonlis i! Im imii'h I; i.f sev" colds-Hint hv vihii1h1 promptly lo its ootliing e'Tts, and of ihe danger ous atfcMcks f rrinii it has fiio-d. oft u saving th i i r "t 1 1 e tl. The Xleiimvtf u.-tf of i f f h ,'! - has sIioaii ?i.tt i r ' 'iii' J - all .laiiffsro'i ' - - -1 " ytciully nzd iy n Hihis fo--children hm it u-v-r a.Us in "ft spertiv our?, aid 'nimis ' found lli.il tlier- ..t ) h !H tllH (. I, ; h IX .1 -. IS i ld ) ger in ifivcig it. o en i iU s Continn trithiii' injurious S f Moslier & Co. ( .In reply to tho reported republican assertion that the democratic party i dead, some unknown Hickory Dim') crat has put into veres the condition- under which, and the time when dem ocracy will die. When the lion eats grass like an ox. And the fish-worm swallows the wh ;le When the terrapins knit woolen soaks And the hare is out-run by the snail; . When serpents walk upright like man. And doodle bugs travel like frogs; When grasshoppers feed on the hen, - And feathers are f mnd on hos. When Thomas cats swim in the air' 'l And Elep! a its roost upon trees; When insects in summer are rarv Ana s nun never maices people sneeze; " When fish creep ever dry l.ind, v And mules on velocipedes ride; When 'oxen lay eggs on the sand. And women ia dress take no pride; . When Dutchmen no longer drink beer And girls get to preaching on ti ne. " When the billy goit butts from the . rear, And treasou no longer is crime; When the humming bLd brays like an ass, And Limburger- smells like cologne; Wbiu plowshares are made of trlass ' . And hearts of Americans are nt ne; When sense grows iu republican heads And wool on the hydraulic Jam; Tuen thedemocraticjarty will be dead k Aaa the country not worth a d n. ' I have been nffl'cted with ihenma-T I iaiu for I on i teen yetr aul nothing ' - elii-l lo-ulVH rrlif, I was aid to r"iitii mII Hi tune, but cou.il:ntv ii'rnsr. -- iid' tritl rvenihtrg I r ul t1rar of inKnl la- told to' tr ,;h:u'erl-ius It-ilm. Ahieli J I W -Mij as imrn-i.-i rel eved itn Tlfi i Mn iiw f.nreil.. I m hyp--y p. !ivlh:i! it h n ninc; rerorn- T ; Plrr. (tmiautomfi. t'U! Offerle Items. Oscar Offerle is on the sick list. Lillie and Agnes Krum were visiticf i town Friday. " Mrs. H. V. Teed and daughter, o Jrooklyn N. Y., were visiting with A Teed and family last week. C. -W. Teed drove over from Je. lore Monday. E. E. Offerle is sick with the grippt Kev. Winters returned from confer j.ice Monday night. - . Belpre News. Book Clark-lost a young horse las .veec, kicked by another horse. Mr. Bailey, of Raymond, was ii. own Saturday on his way to Fells urg. 'Air. and Mrs. E. JL McKibben win o Hutchinson on Sunday, returning vYedne?day night. Mrs. Ruuker and children were vis iting Mr. Herod, Sunday. C. A. Lester went to Wichita on Saturday returning on Monday. W. F. Parker shipped two carloads of f mi cuxue to K. (J. mis week. Mr. Trousdale shipped three ca: loids of cattle and one load of hog , this week. C. A. Lester's school, in Dist. 3 closed last Friday. Dist. 34 was invi ted over to a dinner, and a pleasant time was had by all. A number of the young people cf tYis place went over, to Lewis, Friday niht to take in the closing exercises joI the school there. - ' Mr. and Mrs. Hayes and George ca:ne to Belpre on Thursday and spei t u oil Tuesday visiting here and tin n lift for Clyde, Kans. where they will esiJe in the future. ... Sour stomach, fullness after eating, "atulence or water brash may quickly irrnuted by the use of Priokley Ash iiLters: it aids digestion clenses an . jgulatrt- the bowels. Sold by Mo.-L jr & Co. . V i! Spring Opening. . At Mr a . . Fio.ii's .dilli aery Sioro, - . . Saturday, M j,ijh. 25. Theliiljl35.'are Co.'Jiilly " i.ivttel to ;orae and see the beautiful line Of Pattern Hats Sailors, Walking Hats and all the latest novelties on hand. I lev.. E Ehvarl pastor, of the English li.itisl Chinch at Miners .'tl; , i;i.. . . i -ii s irring wilh iln-u n i'isro. i Ivive i to try Cnaiulier ini's P.i'n li!m. Ha sivs: "A lew ;i; I ciiiiiiiis .f thij liniment proved f ;iv:r s-rviee lo hie. It subdued s he i:iA tiiiin uion and relieved the iiiin. Shoold any wifferer profit bv '!vinr pii i n h trial It will please iir- " F .i n i'v lv Masher & C. Itut'klfa'it AriiU-M "iMlr. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt renin, fever r'H, tetter, rhapjied hands, chil Mains, ironis and all skin eruptions, rid i sl ivdv ioires piles or no pay re piirnd. li i iiar'iiiteed to give per ii-f.ic;i o r m iney refunded Prii-e 2" per box. it I'oi ler's. . Blooting after eiting, indigestion. flatulence or water brash, may b? q'liolcly corres'ted through the use b' Prickly Ash Bitters. It strengthens dsg.ition. cleanses and regulates the bowels. S )hl by Myshor & C. VAJ JTn- v.r il tr tv irthv pTn tn this una ui i uh 'Mr hu:i: In L"llV I :t" It ia uuiinlv ill aif I -ii h:me. Snijirjr ir I f xiKn!" fliili. n !' siliirr. Vnnlhlv ih"ir owl it nil rna work nn I i b i. nmn l . ltrrn . K v .it- dorpd u nped enr -lj ltirbert :i. He?, Fret., tt -pt. M. .'hicaf . A Y J2 s.- O A L. " A rfi : - -I pIsitM ; I? text 2 .v-t...... tc 5 . lor lait enjiy. Si - iiv vents 1 Stjlf-'Si.-t ae:itf lor iriins. 2 PitRp!?, Uto- ; n.vi Ab-olateir i-it?. .a. intocioiAuowascc eamrci.) . 55 nlr 10 ami if ct each acme kiclxr. --.k for Von Scld mi arlir rcrjr city 5 ta aaA iwa, or by mail iroa . S . TKB McCALL CO.. i u t . sub- -c -. fits n -i-3.1. t 'lrj KJSS.- 1 II in!' ii I :n i4S Wl titk Su. NtwYtrrk. From Felfsburg. Mrs. Shannon came home Monday, vnd W. W. is again happy. W. F. Parker started his fat cattle f jr Kansas City last Tuesday. Ira Parker went to Kansas City vith his father. r B. P. Hayes has left for Cansas. Clyde, Mort Butler and Tom Shannon have ione to the range in Commanohe coun- y to "work. Mr. Boyd brought out a new riding ister last week. The Fell boys and .dr. Hamilton have also indulged in a like luxury. Carl Young is, going to Belpre to work on the section. . Tom Kintner was grinding ai.d uhreshing on Tuesday. Geo. Fell was breaking muies a id batcaering the fore part of the week. His wife visiting her sister. Mrs. Jen nie Tarn. B. A." Ileeder went to Harder county to visit this week. Read Marsh & Bid well's advertise ment this week. Henry Ketelson returned from Sterl g Tuesday night. He will leave for Ne.v Mexico tonight. G. L. Painter while at Albany, Mo , purchased a carload of fine bro d mares. . lie also purchased a hne draft stallion and a large black jack. He will keep them in Kinsley during season. NOTICE The best 4-year-old stallion that ever struck this part of the country is owned by D.. S. Kochenderfer, of Kin sley, Kansas. A AItannTerstoxl Man. Nobody can learn all there 13 worth mowing in this lifetime." said Mr. Weekton, wisely. "And a man ought never to assume that bis education !s finished. I'm going to keep right ahead' with mine. . I'm going to study astronomy." His wife looked at him sharply, and then in a cold, hard tone exclaimed: 'Leonldas, you'll; have to think up some better excuse: .than that for stay ing out:tW night.' "Washington Star. Aetlng: HU. Part. 'So you and: Dlekey have been play ing soldier, have you, Tommy? I hope you didn't really quarrel with eacfe other." 'Quarrel no thin'! Dick only player soldier about three minutes and the he said he was goin' to be a Cuban ic surgent, and he stopped and went t eatin'." Chicago Tribunte. It lww. Mabel Do you . think the use n glang by a young woman could eve lead to profanity? . .. Abel It might on the part of th man who heard her. Indlanapolh Journal. Oafllect. "You shall be rich and famous, tne fortune teller. said "Alas!" cried the sitter. "Then I am undone. For my dream was to devote my life to art." Denver Evening post. K-r Ont).. Miss Quickstep- Ch. wouldn't yot like to live the World$ Fair year ovei again? He Whet! Go cak to a time -wher 1 didn't know you. dear girl? Well. 1 should say not. Chicago Tribune. . Wallace I notice you' always say "the same" when asked to drink. Why Is it? Colonel Faxter It Is the natural consuhvctiFm of a gentleman, saa! Cincinnati Enquirer. 1 n Hnrrv. "You Americans . are always In s hurry," said the European, dlsappro ' Ingly. "Well," answered Miss Cayenrt . "when -we think It over and realize tnat we started a war in April and got clean through with It tefcre falif I don't know but what we'll hare tc plead guilty." Washington Star. X8COOO RuHlaa Cnserista Aaauttlj-. Every year about 280,000 conscrip:s are added to the Russian army. Ic times of peace it numbers l.OOO.OUt men. and 13 the largest standing arm in existence. , CasartoraU by UMnsta 1W.OW. . PHSICIAN and SURGEON Office -i. M.-iili ".-e. 4 d-un nou'Ii ot EdWaidH Co Bunk luild:lip. Sjiec-ial nt tenti'ii civen the EYE, EAH. NOSK, THUOA T N! UR6ERY. KINNEY. :-; KANSAS. V CAR ? yjfelf' 'Bh.Jik.a.j.. rr,B u " CiT 'won 3EST MQm TRADE fUMv IU WH WQFlb. 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