Newspaper Page Text
Hays City Free Press. HAYS CITY, KAN3. THE ENGLISH SPARROW. If the Eng'ish 6parrow were not such a hardy little rascal, so well able to take care of himself and thrive and multiply, how our pity would go out toward him! Especially might we now allow our generous feelings to flow, when the department of agriculture has just issued a farmer's bulletin in which It has nothing really good to say about this dweller everywhere and offers various means for getting rid of him. But the English sparrow needs no pity, sayo Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. He will live by grace or without it. and we may expect that, notwithstanding the bulletins, we shall continue always to have him with us, hardy, prolific, bold, cunning, self-reliant and unwashed. The bul letin and it is sadly in accord with popular experience represents this active neighbor of human kind as a dyed-in-the-wool criminal among birds. He attacks, it seems, almost every sort of vegetation useful for food, preys on his own kind by destroying their eggs and driving them from gar dens and parks and has no melodious pean to offer after his victories. He should be treated as vermin, and re duced in number, even if he cannot be exterminated. To be sure, the bulletin does not offer one forlorn hope. Mr. Dearborn of the biological survey says that he ought to be eaten. The propositions emanating from the United States, looking to the crea tion of an international peace court and to the neutralization of the rail roads in Manchuria as a step to har mony cf all interests in that quarter, have made a profound impression and are regarded as measures of world politics of the highest significance and pointing to most beneficent results. That is the bst and noblest of diplo macy, and again illustrates the lead which the United States is taking in seeking to promote good understand ing and to safeguard peace among the nations. Aspirations to such "world power' as this, which means the "wel fare of all mankind, must be ap proved by even the most stubborn "antl." According to the later details the one failure at the aviation meet in Los Angeles was that of a government dirigible balloon, which it was found could not hold gas and therefore could not be used in flying. This hints at a weak spot in this class of airships and may strengthen the cause of the aero planists, who contend that the heavler-than-air machine, properly constructed and operated, is the real thing. Any way, it must be admitted that this class ot air craft won most of the dis tinction at the California show. . Mexico reports that its agricultural products last year were worth $330. 000,000. That is a very creditable showing, though it looks small along side of the $S,000,000,000 output of the United States. Hut. added to the in creasing ' value of the products of Mexican industries of various kinds, It is gratifying as indicating the growth and prosperity of our southern neigh bor. The plea of meaning no harm is one often advanced as an excuse for wrong doing. A man of average intelligenco who Intends no wrong will keep with in due limits and not take chances of wrong resulting. Many are too often satisfied with this vague and unmean ing excuse to their conscience, but it has little weight either in reason or law.. Figures for the calendar year 1909 show that the trade between the Uni ted States and Canada was the largest ever known for an equal period. More over, the figures prove that the busi ness done by the countries with each other has doubled in ten years. That does not indicate that either side is barring out the other. Burbank, the plant wizard, nas de veloped a spineless cactus as a substi tute for meat It is going greatly to simplify matters if one can simpiy go out In one's garden or back yard and pull one's roast or joint fresh from its growing. A railroad president puts the blame for the high price of food on women's extravagance. This is such a common excuse for everything wrong In the universe that the wonder of it Is n one thought of bringing it forward be fore. Thieves in Philadelphia successfully accomplished a robbery by telling ad mlring;police onlookers that they were posing for moving pictures. Childlike trust in one's fellow-creatures is charming, but sometimes most unpro fessional. A tew aeroplanes cannot put the Nicaraguana any more in the air than they are now. The cost of walking is also to go up, according to the shoe manufacturers. - There must be a great difference in husbands when one woman will trail a missing one a thousand miles, hop ing to recover him, and another wom an will flee 2,000 miles to get away from hers. Hogs rave reached the highest price on record. Strange! There certainly is no scarcity of hogs. The horticulturist forgot to say that at an extremity we might be able to eat flowers. - SALT AND SMOKED SIMPLE METHOD OF MAKING FISH APPETIZING. Broiled Salt Mackerel Requires Care If It Is to Be Sent to the Table In Proper Condition Grilled Herring. Broiled Salt Mackerel Salt mack erel, which is often tasteless and in digestible, may be made in this way both delicious and delicate. For a family of two or four, clean and wash In several cold waters a large No. 1 mackerel; place it In a deep dish or pan, cover it with cold water and let itand over night. If still too salt, the aext one may be soaked 24 hours, but too long a soaking will make a mack srel tasteless. When ready to cook :he fish rinse it in several waters and wipe dry with a towel; leave the,head ind tail on, but flatten the fish well, rub melted butter over the two sides jnd place in a broiler, split side down, aver a moderate fire of live coals. Broil six minutes on the split side, :hen turn and broil from three to six nlnutes on the skin side. Lay on a arm dish and pour melted butter jver it, adding, when ready to serve, i dust of cayenne, a thick sprinkle of chopped parsley and several slices of emon. Small German potatoes, boiled n their jackets and then freed of skins, make a proper garnish for this lish. Grilled Smoked Herring Wash the Ish well in cold water and then broil t whole for three minutes on each side. Separate carefully with a fork .he meat from the skin and intestines ind serve very hot on a bed of thin, lot. buttered toast, with a squeeze of emon juice and cayenne on the meat. Baked white potatoes go admirably jvith this dish. Smoked White Fish This fish is so ielit-ate that it is scarcely possible to io more than dip it in boiling water. While doing this hold the fish by the :all. strip the skin off instantly and serve in two pieces on a hot tiish ith drawn butter and chopped pars ey. Either well boiled grits or baked jr boiled potatoes go well with this lish. Plattered Salmon. Pick bones from one can of salmon, ?pread over the bottom of the plat ter. Cover this with a layer of rolled ?rackers. Put a lump of butter the size of an egg on the stove into a pan; when incited stir into this one Targe tablespnonful oT flour until it browns a little; a pinch of salt and enough milk to make moderately thick; when boiled pour over the sal mon; have boiled potatoes, hot, rooked in salt water and dice them to the thickness of one inch over the whole; put the platter into the oven and let brown on top and serve on the platter. Clove Apples. Clove apples for cold meats, three quarters of a pound of sugar, two cup fuls of water, and boil to a syrup, drop in quarters of apples, pared, and when they are cooked lift out careful ly with a fork. When all the fruit has been cooked drop some of the skins in the syrup with one-half dozen cloves. Cook about 20 minutes, re move the skins, but pour, the syrup with the cloves over the apples in a jar, and cover up. This is inexpen sive and beats all kinds of chutney. Swiss Steak. Have your. butcher cut a round of steak one inch thick and as much as the number you serve. Season with Bait and pepper, ppund as much floui Into the steak on both sides as is pos sible to get In. Have your spidei hot with fryings in it and put the steak in just a minute to seal over, then turn the same, then turn on wa ter and let cook slowly until tender, adding water as it cooks down in or der to have enough for your gravy. Apricot Fluff. Mix one and one-half level teaspoon fuls of corn starch with quarter cup of cold milk; stir into this one cup of scalded milk; continue stirring until I thick, then add quarter cup of sugar, a pinch of salt and three-quarters cup ! of cold, cooked apricots (which have been pressed through a fine sieve) ; ! cover and cook 15 minutes; remove j from stove and add gradually one I well beaten egg white and stir. It will set instantly. Use for Crusts. Do not throw away crusts of bread. Keep all the bits that accumulate in nn open receptacle in a dry place. Every once in awhile dry in pans In a slow oven. Then put through the finest part of the meat chopper, fill glass jars, and they will be all ready for bread pudding, stuffings for turkey, chicken or lambs, and for covering escalloped dishes. It Is preferable to cracker crumbs, and will keep for weeks. Pecan Fritters. For these three eggs are beaten sep arately and a cupful of milk added, with a scant teaspoonful of baking powder, a little salt, three teaspoon fuls of sugar, enough flour to make a stiff batter and a cupful of ground pecan meats. Mix. beat till smooth and add the nuts last; drop by spoon fuls into hot fat, brown, roll in pow dered sugar and serve with almond sauce. Hot Egg and Milk. Egg and milk flavored with a little anilla extract well shaken and sprinkled over the top with nutmeg is a favorite beverage with some con valescents. It 1b served piping hot with small salted wafers. Well per sons are also fond of the drink and prefer substituting sponge cake for the wafers. Soft Ginger Cakes. One cup of lard and butter, one cup of molasses (Orleans), one cup oi sugar, one tablespoon of soda, one cup of boiling water, one heaping tea spoon of salt, two eggs, five scant cups of flour, two tablespoons of cin namon and two of ginger.. Milk Towt Have you ever made . milk toast from brown bread? It Is delicious and a pleasant change. Whole wheat tread is 'also excellent toasted. KANSAS TOPICS Band Is Reorganized. Stockton. Professor Campbell and the band boys held a meeting and an organization was effected. Nearly all the old members are again at work and several new ones. The practice and training for the season's work has been resumed with mucn enthu siasm, and our people are looking for ward to a renewal of the weekly con certs of last" summer. Still Hold Kelly's Money. Topeka. The commissioners of Mi ami county appealed the Tom Kelly case to the supreme court. During his campaign for state treasurer, Kelly put up $1,342 to cover an al leged shortage which it was claimed had been found against him as county clerk many years before. He protest ed at 'the time but showed his good faith by covering the shortage. After leaving the state treasurer's office he filed suit against the county to recov er the amount. To Establish Scholarship. Lawrence. The Woman's Student Government association of the univer sity announced that it would establish a scholarship. The exact conditions under which the scholarship is to be maintained have not been made pub lic, thought it has been given out that it will be in force beginning with the new school year in September. It will amount to at least $150 a year and will be given more to some girl who actually needs it rather than upon scholarship. Millers Do Not Agree With Farmers. Topeka. The flour millers of the wheat belt do not take as gloomy a view of the wheat prospects as do the farmers reporting to Secretary Co burn. During the past two weeks they have been making extensive in vestigation and while they report con ditions bad In spots, on the whole they say the outlook Is practcally as good in the south half of the state as it was last year. The millers do not agree with the farmers that wheat condi tions in the north of the state are bad. Kansas Banks Prosperous. Topeka. The official statement showing the condition of national banks of Kansas under the call of Jan I nary 31, was received here. It shows i that the 206 nationals have deposits j aggregating $89,841,068. Of this amount, $70,474,589 are individual de i posits, $18,724,562 are bankers' de posits, and $641,910 are government deposits. The banks have a capital ' Df $12,067,500, . a surplus of $5,276,093. The undivided profits aggregate $2, 268,647. The banks have a circulation , of $9,S30,417. Creamery Men at Emporia. ! The creamery men of Kansas met in ; annual session here and adopted a , constitution and by laws drawn up by a committee appointed at a meeting j held in conjunction with the farmers j institute at Manhattan in December. J The association, which has been meet- ing as an unorganized body, will here after be known as the Kansas Cream erymen's association. It will meet an nually and its purpose will be to fur ther the dairy interests of the state by securing the co-operation of the producer, manufacturer and consumer. Its aim is to make Kansas the great est dairy state in the Union. The of ficers elected were: President, A. S. Kininmoth, Winfield; vice president. N. K. Skouup, Pittsburg; secretary, P. F. Edqulst, Salina; treasurer, L. R. Manley, Topeka. French Money for K. R. Independence. Senator S. M. Porter has arrived from Paris with $200,000 with which to begin work on the pro jected Cherryvale, Oklahoma and Texas railroad. A meeting oi the di rectors, with the engineers, B. L. Dal ton of Lawrence and R. H. Worley of Kansas City was held at Caney. It is stated that the work will start at once. Ordered Ten Road Drags. Clay Center. Secretary G. H. Dorn of the Clay County Automobile club, ordered another lot of ten road drags, making 40 in all, at a total cost of $200, which have been furnished gratis to the road overseers and public spirited farmers of the county during the past few months. The farmers use the drags and pass them on to their neighbors with very noticeable results. The automobile chib raised funds for highway improvement at a meet at the county fair grounds sev eral months ago and this is the way the money Is being expended. Wheat Damaged One-Fourth. Atchison. Because of the damage to winter wheat in this vicinity, a cer tain Nortonvllle grain buying firm is urging farmers to sow spring wheat on winter wheat ground. Will Waah er, an Atchison grain dealer, has re ceived letters concerning crop condi tions from all the territory tributary to Atchison and from these figures the damage to wheat in northeastern Kan sas will range from 25 to 40 per cent. West of Belolt there has been practic ally no damage to wheat. Jointist Asks Mercy. Topeka. Pete Comiskey, a former Pittsburg jointist, who had been or dered to serve sixty days in jail by the supreme court for contempt, ap peared and made a plea for mercy. He eald.be was now digging coal at $2.25 a day and that it took all his money to support his wife and two little children. If he went to jail they would, etarve. The court put him under bond to be a good citizen" and told him . to go back and earn a living for his fan Sr. FOOD INSPECTORS TO GROW FACIAL DISGUISES TO HIDE BEHIND MASKS OF WHISKERS. f The Gay and Festive "Lace Curtain ' Is Believed to Be the Only Solution to the Prob lem. Topeka. Dr. S. J. Crumbine, secre tary of the state board of health and head of the department of food and drug inspection, is figuring on issuing order for some of his inspectors to grow" mustaches, beards, and long hair. For others he is planning to have them ajipear for a time smooth shaven and with close-cropped hair. The chief food inspector has found that his inspectors are being handi capped in their work by being too easily identified and it may become necessary for him to provide disguises for all of the food and drug inspectors. One of the drug inspectors appear ed in Topeka the other day and told Dr. Crumbine about an experience he had in a small town in Kansas early in the week. "I got off a train," said the inspec tor, "and walked up to the hotel and registered. Then I picked up my weights and measures case and walk ed into the first drug store I came to. I made by inspection in a short time and walked out, dodged around a block and went to another store and the proprietor greeted me with: 'Hello, there! just heard you were in town.' He was all primed for me. Then I made a long detour and went to an other store and the druggist there greeted me the same way. Every sin gle druggist in that town knew I was there half an hour after I landed." Other inspectors report the same trouble. The druggists, grocers and butchers apparently have a signal code by which they are notified of the arrival of an inspector. One inspec tor walked down an alley early in the morning, in Topeka. He saw some goods uncovered in the back of a store. He hurried around to the front, as the back door was locked, and when he arrived there, the goods were properly covered. One inspector got into a town late at night and when he went into the first store in the morning he was greeted with an exclamaton that showed the grocer was expecting him that very day. , - The inspectors have been traveling around the state for three years now and all the merchants know them and apparently they keep each other posted. Abilene Election Void. Abilene. Owing to the many irreg ularities in the election held here to determine whether the city would ac cept a commission form of government the vote will be recanvassed. Attor neys have advised that the election was undoubtedly void. Big Haul of Fish. Atchison. Joe Van Horn, an Atchi son fisherman, made the largest catch of his life, and the largest made here, in fifteen years. With one drag of his net he landed over 3,000 pounds of fish. The fish were mostly carp and - buffalo, and the fisherman real ized five cents a pound on his catch. Marion Adopts Commission Plan. Marion. Marion adopted the com mission form of government by a ma ority of 125 votes. Skyscraper for Wichita. Wichita. A building permit was is-! sued to Henry Schweiter who will con struct a ten-story building to cost $300,000 on the northeast corner of Main street and Douglas avenue. This is considered the most valuable cor ner in Kansas and was purchased 20 years ago by the owner for $50,000. Clay County Land Soaring. Clay Center. As an indication that the price of land is soaring, along with the price of hogs, cattle and all other farm products, 306 acres of Clay coun ty land sold for $38,500. This land Is about a half mile from Clay Center and is just ordinary Clay County farm land. It is all in one piece, 306 acres in all, so the price paid is at the rate of nearly $125 an acre. This is about the best price ever paid for Clay coun ty land, at least the best price ever paid for such a large farm, all in one piece. William Leach, the present owner, does not give possession until March 1, 1911. Lost by 52 Votes. EI Dorado. The commission form of government was voted down by a ma jority of 52 out of a total of 720 votes here. About two-thirds of the regis tered Tote was cast. Want Public Building. Abilene. A mass meeting was held at the court room to demand that there be a public building built at this session of congress. Resolutions were adopted asking for $100,000 for a build ing; at this city. Urge Building Trolley Line. Columbus.-The Commercial clubs of Columbus and Oskego met together at the latter town for the purpose of talking up an interest in an electric car line from Gherryr&le via Oswego to Columbua, thus connecting by trol ley the oil and-gas region with the mining section; of the state. Every one present seemed much Interested in this enterprise. It " was proposed that a company be organized and a charter secured at "once. ". TO GIVE WAIFS HOME. State Plans Aid for Poor Folks la Rearing Children. Topeka. Members of the Kansas board of control of the state chartv able institution are discussing a new institution. This is a school for child ren that are not incorrigible or or phans, but where the parent or par ents are unable to give them the prop er care for a time at least. "The question of living is a serious one with many people, said H. C Bowman of the board of control. There are many widows who are hav ing a hard struggle for existence, witu one or two children on their hands. There are fathers who have a hard time making a living and also keep ing watch on one or two little mother less tots. The board has considered the ques tion of a school for Just such cases as titese. It would be a school where the children could be sent temporarily, where they would receive the very best treatment and go to school at the same time. The parents could pay a little on the cost. "One often reads in the newspapers of fathers and mothers, left to care for one or more children and the struggle they have for existence. In many cases the children do not get the best treatment and do not have op portunities they deserve because the parent could not provide for them. If the state could take these children off the parent's - hands for a few months or a year or two and let him or her get a new start and then take back the children the state would be doing a great service to the parent and children: "I know of numerous cases where women especially have gone to the county attorney of their county and asked him to send their children to the state orphans' home or the indus trial schools for boys and girls, so that the women could get started in life. They are willing to promise to take bak the children, but they can not get a good start with this handi cap. If the state could help these peo plj it- would be doing a great service to them and to the children." In former years, there have been in stances known of children being sent to state schools to be cared for while the mother was earning a living and after the mother got started she got her children back again. One case has been reported where a father and mother put two girls in r. state school while they took a year's trip abroad. Another Interurban. Clay Center. About one hundred men from Abilene, Washington, Indus try and farmers in between, met in Clay Center to make preliminary ar rangements for an electrical interur ban railroad through this section. A preliminary organization was per fected. The plan is to build an elec tric line from Beatrice to Fairbury, Neb., down through Washington, Clay Center, Industry, Abilene, Newton and to Wichita. Got $2,320 For Alfalfa Seed. Oberlin. D. S. Yost of Traer, this county, raised 325 bushels of alfalfa seed last summer, which he has re cently disposed of, retaining for his own use in sowing additional land to this crop 35 bushels. This left, him 290 bushels of seed to sell, for whicn he received $8 per bushel, or $2,320 for the 290 bushels of seed. Mr. Yost is an extensive alfalfa raiser and he in tends to plant a number of acres in alfalfa this year. He states that the land near Traer Is selling at high prices, the Lincoln Land company having recently refused $100 per acre for a tract. When land is in alfalfa and there is a good stand the land will bring several times the price it would if wheat or corn were being raised, and for this reason every far mer who hap any land that will grow alfalfa is putting it into this crop. Rates for Messiah. Topeka. The Missouri Pacific, at the request of Governor Stubbs, has granted a one and a half cent fare u mile from all Kansas points 10 Lindb borg for the Messiah concert. This ia the first reduction made by any Kan sas road since the two-cent fare went into effect. Kings of Finance. Leavenworth. There are more for mer national bankers in the federal penitentiary at Leavenworth, Kan., than in any other prison on earth. The bankers' colony there contains 32 ex bank officials. And among these are several men wrho have held high places in the financial world and have had millions at their command. But when the great iron doors of the federal prison closed upon them the power that money had given departed, and today these men do humble tasks and are regarded as no better than the most common of their fellow prison ers. - Plan Highway Holly to Line. Coolidge. W. M. Wiley beaded a bunch of good road enthusiasts and took them on a tour of inspection over several routes that might be used for a road from Holly to the state line east. After carefully considering the advantages and disadvantages of the various routes it was decided that the most practical thing to do Is to straighten the present road, and at a special meeting of the Commercial club it was decided that this would be done. . . Pulled the Wrong Teeth. Wichita. R. B. Shields, & local den tist, was- fined $100 in police court for pulling two teeth from the Jaw of Mrs. Lillie Ayrhart. &e declared in court that the teeth pulled were sound and that the dentist did not get the right ones. She also eaid that , he kept his fingers in her mouth and would not let her tell him that he was making a mistake and she also asserts that he pulled: two of. her daughter's teeth, not waiting to hear which one she wanted extracted. S T AT E CAPITAL ITEM-S Topeka, Kansas. Benefited the Shippers. The state board of railroad commis sioners, through one of its members. Charles Ryker, gave out a statement showing what it had accomplished for the people of Kansas in recent months, espacially the shippers . They Ask Stubbs for the Letters. Requests from other states having prohibition laws are coming to Kansas officials for copies of the correspond ence between Governor Stubbs and President Taft incident to the internal revenue row. In this controversy Governor Stubbs won out and a new deal has been promised prohibition Kansas by the federal goverttment. To Put Enemy of House Fly to Work. The common house fly is doomed this year if Dr. S. J. Crumbine, secre tary of the state board of health, has his way about it. The fly has a natur al enemy which, when it appears in i large numbers, almost exterminates I Mr. Fly. Dr. Crumbine believes this enemy of the fly has been suffering from the "hook worm" the last year or so, and he wants the scientists at the state university to get busy and doctor it up. 54,954 Employed in Factories. There were 54,946 men and women employed in 1,553 manufacturing plants in Kansas that make reports to the state bureau of labor and indus try. W. L. A. Johnson, commissioner of the bureau, has just begun the tab ulation of the reports of the manu facturing and labor statistics of the state for 1909, to make up the 25th annual report of the bureau. The sta tistics are compiled from the reports of labor unions and from the manu facturers themselves. Preparing for Matrimony. Kansas girls, apparently, do not care much for the careers that lie outside the home. An investigation ot the subject at the university of Kansas shows that the majority of the girls there are taking courses that might be included in curriculum of a school of matrimony. Nearly half the girls who have been graduated since it was established have taken the family course in the department of sociology. This course is a study of the econom ic questions arising out of the matri monial relations. ,. New Building as Hospital. The state board of control will let the contract for the construction ot three tubercular pavilions at state in stitutions .March 8. One of these win be built at the Topeka State hospital and two at the 'Osawatomie State nos pital. Each pavilion will cost $16,000. There is already one pavilion at the Topeka hospital. It was recently built and is now occupied. That will be used for male patients and the new pavilion for women and one lor meu at the Osawatomie hospital. Change Name of Argentine. In a communication to the state board of railroad commissioners, Gen eral Manager J. E. Hurley of the San ta Fe outlined the plan of his com pany in dealing with the change of the name of Argentine to Kansas City, Kan. The people of Kansas City re cently petitioned the board to have the Santa Fe change the name of its station to Kansas City, Kan. Argen tine recently became a part of Kan sas City. Mr. Hurley states that a sign reading: "Kansas City, Kan., Ar gention Station," will be put up at the depot. Small Road is Favored. The railroad board granted the Kiowa and Hardtner railroad the riht to cross the Sania Fe tracks at Kiowa just where It wants to. The Santa Fe wanted the crossing to be lo cated some distance further from its yards. The Santa Fe was also ordei ed to establish an agent at Wayside and to enlarge its waiting room at the Liberty depot. May Stop Liquor Traffic. In a recent decision the supreme court of the United States held thau where liquor was shipped into a prohi bition state for the purpose of violat ing the prohibitory law that shipment did not comprise interstate commerce. That decision may be the salvation of the temperance people of Kansas who have been looking for some way to prevent the shipment of liquor into this state from "wet" states adjoin ing. Heretofore It has always been looked upon as interstate commerce and as such the state would have no authority to attempt to prevent it. Wants Public Utilities Bill. Since Gov. Stubbs has decided to push a public utilities bill and secure the enactment of a law along that line from the next legislature if possible he has been corresponding with offi cials in other states about the matter. Wisconsin has a public utilities law and has had it in operation for some time. Governor Stubbs has been cor responding with Governor J. O. David son of that state and has received a reply which shows that the law la per fectly satisfactory. Suit Against Nation. The Garden City, Gulf and Northern railroad asked the supreme court for a writ of mandamus to compel J. M. Na tion, state auditor, to register the bonds issued by the city of Garden City as a bonus to this railroad. There are 40 bonds for $1,000 each in this issue. Auditor Nation refused 0 regis ter them, alleging that the road had been granted a right of way and that therefore this bonus, which was se cured for the purpose of purchasing the right of way, was invalid. WORTH KNOWING Simple But Powerful Prescription for Uheumatism and Lame Back. This was previously published here and cured hundreds, "Get one ounce of syrup of Sarsaparilla compound and one ounce Toris Compound. Then get half a pint of good whiskey and put the other two ingredients into it. Use a tablespoonful of this mixture before each meal and at bed time. Shake the bottle each time." Good effects are felt the first day.- Any druggist has these ingredients on hand or will quickly get them from his wholesale house. TOO HIGH. The giraffe had a wonderful plan lie would dress in the garments of man! But as each of his collars Would have cost him ten dollars. He decided: "I don't think I can!" Analyzed by Chemists. Apropos of President Taft and his recent decision about whisky, Richard Le Gallienne said, at a dinner at the St. Regis: "While I was living in Liverpool there arose a hot whisky discussion. Was pot still whisky the only whole some one, or w-as patent still whisky the one non-poisonous drink? Chemi cal analyses were applied to every whisky going. "A Liverpudlian entered a public house near the Albert docks one night and said: " Ts yer whisky pure? " "Well, I should think so,' the pub lican answered. 'It's been paralyzed by three anarchists.' " When Tempus Didn't Fugit. Little Helen, during the three years of her life, had never been separated from her elder sister night or day for more than a few minutes at a time, but at last the time came when the sister went away for a whole day. The child tried every game and occu pation that she knew of, and a new cne or two suggested by her mother, but they all palled. v Finally she gave up and stood and looked sadly out of tho window. Then she sighed deeply and said: "Its still the same old day, Isn't it, mother?" Woman's Home Companion. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that la Catarrh. Hail's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken In ternally act 111c directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assist ing nature in doing its work. The proprietors uave bo much faith in its curatjve powers that they offer' One Hundred Dollars for any case that It tails to cure. Send for list of testimonials Address F. J. CHENEY & CO- Toledo. O. Sold by all Druggists 75c. TtXe Malt's Family Pill for constipation. Big Bugs. Dr. Cook was talking to a Washing ton correspondent.. "The man is wrong in his attacks,"" he said. "He errs as ludicrously in his idea of polar conditions as the Brook lyn domestic, who said: " 'It must be a filthy place, that north pole, ma'am. I hear it's full of ice bugs as big as churches.' " Wash ington Star. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature ot( In Use For Over SO Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought. Called Her Bluff. , "He's a brute!" "What has he been doing now?" "I threatened to leave him and he told me he would button my gown up the back if I would hurry." Houston Post. There is nothing that makes men rich and strong, but that which they carry with them. Wealth is of the heart, not of the hand. Milton. Don't kick when your wife asks if her hat is on straight. Rather feel proud that she has the graciousness to liken you to a plumb. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put np 40 years ago. They regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Hugar-coated tiny granules. Every night watchman is entitled to his day dreams. If; if i . 'I i- -H-m mmtn Natnul CaIa mJ i cr. r. - . - ovum in liuiiuf tit. and positively remove Dandruff. Is bo m iteiBse ail substitutes. i,oo and oc oo a tut PHI eon ies Dy iau oi at Urogeista. Sesd ioc for large sampla Bottle t Philo Hay Spec Co., Newark. N. J..-U. S. A. W. N. U., WICHITA, NO. 11-1910.