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THE HATS FREE PRESS, HAYS. KANSAS.
y V ( i THE JANE ADVENTURES OF (By Ruth Costner.) Chapter VII. Jane has a Scare - The weeks and months flew by and at last came the week in which the school was to have the final examina tions given to them. Jane was four teen years old now. At the first of the week when the first examination was to be given to Jane and her chums, they were all afraid they would not pass. All the examinations proved easy for Jane and when she received her report card at the end of many nice presents, among which was a ring for Jane and a locket for Marie, both from their parents. Their birthdays were on Friday, so Marie spent Saturday and Sunday with Jane. Jane asked Betty how old she was and found out that she was older than Betty, she being fourteen and Jane fifteen. One Sunday afternoon Jane had her chums come out to her home near the mountains. The girls could not think of anything to do, then finally decided to go out to the mountains. London Feasts on Herring. One hundred tons of herring comj to the London market every day. Spring Wooing Brings Joy. Students of psychology of sex say that the really happy marriages, in which love Is a lasting factor, are those which have followed a spring time love-making. Historic Knife. The Camavulet museum recently re ceived what Is said to be the knife of the guillotine used in Paris during Instead of taking the car, the girls ! the French Revolution and the subse- the year, she saw that she had passed) went on foot. It was a two-mile walk !t:ent Reign of Terror, and which and would be a Sophomore the next and by walking fast the girls reached! served to decaiVtate Louis XVI, Marie year she went home very happy. there in half an hour. When they Antoinette, Robespierre, and thousands Before Jane realized the fact, one were onefourth of a mile away Jane ' JlTl. " r,r.s t,uJnn Th. month of vacation had passed. The spied a bright colored cloth away up relic l3 sald to been the pos- on the mountain side. The girls at session of the family of Samson, the once decided to explore. When they ! famous executioner of the French Rev- next day she got a letter from her cousin Marie saying she was coming to stay a few weeks or maybe a month with Jane. Marie was the same age of Jane, their birthdays be ing on March 20. Marie stayed with Jane three weeks, then Jane went home with her and stayed a month with her so she could get back a week before school started. While Jane was visiting her cousin she heard from Betty every two or three aays reached the base of the mountain they started climbing toward the cloth. Jane was the first to reach the goal and upon reaching there she saw an opening. Jane went in and dis- olution. for several generations. RHYMES OF THE TIMES They say money is the root of all evil, j tt. i ...t.:.v i cuvtricu ik was a luuiici which was itj. . j: j-o: n i ii Lots of guys Set hump-backed dig very difficult to follow. I . . .f , V v j i.- . , i i ging for the root. jane icaiu a uuise wmcn sounaeu like a man walking along the tunnel. very swiftly and it seemed to Jane as though it had not been a day since she had -come home from Marie's tide. side the opening she saw a large The town clock just struck six; O00O0 Too Bad SVia liAffm friorVi pnod and n unrl I 01 , ,1 i j - - , , - e - one swam unaer me Driage at even- vjii me uay tiiat jane arnveu nume; at last came to another opening. Be Betty had a surprise party for Tier. xnc cca ucwic uiui t"iMCU cracK and there was a thick board in' c ua i iv, ua it which thumped on the ground when j stole, the wind was blowing. Jane turned- a rwi if ;n or, a,f,ii fW j ad saw the girls about twenty-five feet nnnnn This year Jane was to stay with Bet-; from her at the first opening. Jane! If wienie wurst and liver wurst are ty again and she and her chums had ran towards them and when she reach- sisters, planned to have a little party among j ed them she told her story. It was , What relation is soda to fire crackers? themselves the next i nday night. fnnr ;raA ff;ri ti,,r WQu-o,i kl- n Philippine Lace Making. Some of the finest lace In the world Is made by the women of the Philip pine Islands from strong, silky fibre -obtained from pineapple leaves, add ing to the commercial value of this plant, recently used In the manu facture of paper. ..TiBJins apguj eq; panuD sum. j paonpojjuj oijav 'n pnmutfK B -ins am pae uKqjm oqj jo aoBid aifl 3001 jj -ssaappueq qsijnx onspaB -juqj aqj uaaq sq 'osn jo jno 2ujo3 aou 'zaj aqj sJca.v pojpunq u joj Xsjjnj. ui zaj aqj. No. 102 No. 104 No. 170 No. ' 152 UNION PACIFIC TIME TABLE Effective May 28th, 1922. Trains depart from Hays, Kansas, as follows: EAST BOUND Departs 12:06 A. M. 8:07 A. M. 11:25 A. M. 8:07 A. M. (local Freight) WEST BOUND Departs 2:49 A. M. " 11:59 A. M. 8:58 P. M. 1:10 P. M. (local Freight) A. W. Noble, Agt. No No No No 119 169 103 151 Evidently a Strenuous Preacher. An announcement in the following terms was posted outside an English church: "Next Sunday the Rev. will preach here, morning and evening; after which the church will be closed for six weeks for necessary repairs. Famous Health Resort. Carlsbad, the famous health resort, is buf!t on a crust underneath which is a subterranean lake of boiling water, and all the hot sulphur springs have to be ceaselessly watched lest the town be destroyed. Suniiyht Treatment of Disease. The treatment of disease by sun light was systematically practiced by Hippocrates, the father of medicine, but It was not until 1903 that the first clinic of heliotherapy of surgical tu berculosis was opened by A. Rollier. It All Depends. A kiss a day keeps divorce away," says Adam Breede. It will, Adam, if It is his own wife the man kisses, but a-good many of the present divorces are caused by a kiss a day being given the wrong girl. Brooklyn Eagle. lays City Meat Diarket We sell Fresh and Cured Meats at a Reasonable Price. Call and see us before buying Burn ham, Mgr. Opposite R. R. Water Tank on No. Main Street Jane's home that evening. (To be continued.) The days that lapsed between Mon day were dry for Jane and her chums. Friday night when they had their party, Jane told the girls she liked ; school very well and thought she would pass in all her subjects. Jane went home Saturday morning to stay till Monday and while there she help ed her mother clean house. Sunday ln the Washroom at the CapiWl the aneraoon sne went DacK to Betty s , other day when he unintentionally and the girls asked her to go out and ; introduced a new style of face wash- take pictures with them. She went out with them and after supper she studied her lessons for the next day. One month of school had passed and Jane had not had any adventure. One day Betty said, "Jane, it is sure It Served Him Right Santa Anna was a villainous scamp, I He surely sore did vex us, A New Style of Facial Abolution ! The rangers gay got mad one day, Congressman Samuel E. Winslow, And ran him out of Texas, of Massachusetts, chairman of the ooooo committee on Interstate and Foreign The chaise is an English invention, Commerce, created much merriment cna5e yurseu IS a ooooo His Pipe Went Out Dick Brown was having the time of his life, He had married a monied queen; But he lit on his head when he fell out of bed, He was having a fancy dream, ooooo If she canteloupe, give her a water ing. He had sudded and scrubbed his hands until they were as clean and shiney as a nurse's collar. Then scooping up a double handful of water he pushed it against his ample a wonder that nothing has happened j features with the idea of making that ' to you since school started." "Yes. v,;c notrt,,r immnio it doesseem queer, answered Jane. his hands. ! Pretty -irl, short skirts, windy day Janes birthday came again and j There was a sudden hissing and ! Fluffffy ruffles. Result Stiff neck Mane came to visit her so they could j sputtering and words of surprise. i ooooo celebrate their birthdays together. naif a dozen other members who j No Tire Trouble They had a party and Jane invited happened to be present shrieked with Solomon was the wisest man, her friends, and of course Marie knew laughter. ' The wisest man by far; Jane's three chums so she did not feel j Winslow forgot to remove his cigar He had a thousand wives or more, out oi piace. ino two girls received fr0!n his mouth. i But he never owned a car BUY YOUR Id u Mac 71 moil WW Our stock of Old Semolino is rapidly diminishing. Present supply will be closed out this week. The lays City Flour 11 : Jrj? ffj - Where you see what p LJ U you buy. ft 0 4 n i 0 Our Motto: Buy and Sell for Cash and save each customer money Announce the Opening of their 40 th Store Where you see what you buy. We do not ask you to buy from a picture aturday, September 2 3rd This is a personal invitation to you to visit our store. Price and inspect our merchandise, and we will feel complimented. Following are a few of the many Real Values we have to offer. : I '1 i k I!) ; 1 i i I NOTION DEPARTMENT Almond and Cocoa Oil Toilet Soap, bar 08 Palm Olive Toilet Soap 08 Talcum Powder, 13-oz. can 23 X.ov' me Face Powder 89 Hinds' Honey & Almond Cream 49 Circle Combs 19 and .23 Bone Hair Pins, 10 for 23 Kid Curlers, bunch rr. 05 Shinola, Brown and Black 09 Curling Irons - 10 Leather Shoe Soles, per pr 23 Lead Pencils, 2 for Q5 School Tablets 05 jShoe Laces, per pr 05 Clothes Brushes 39 Darning Cotton, per ball 04 O. N. T. 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