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He Kdcit She Did. As Tlir morning train over the De troit, Lansing- & Northern pulled up at How ell the other day a nice-looking old grandma pot aboard with her satchel and bottled dovvu for a comfortable rdc. A Detroiter wis of some ass'slance to her in getting bcatcd, and he presently asked: "Going on a visit?" 'res, I'm going down to riymouth to sec my darter," she answered. "They've writ and writ for mo to come, but I thought I should never get started " "Left Uie old man at home, 1 sup- pOVJ." "Vcs. William thought he'd better stay ami see to tiling' at home. DM jou have pltnty of time to get read?" "Oh, yes. I'm becngettin' rcadyfor two v, ceks." "Suru you didn't forgot am thing?" "I know I didn't. I packed things up one at a time, and I know tiicy are all hen-." "Anil you loft everything all right around the house?" "Yes." 'Your old man knows where to find the tea, and sjgar, and salt does lie?" "Yea. I took him through tho but tery the very 1 ist thing, and pinted out where everything was." " ell, now," continued tho man, "I'm certain that jou overlooked some thing." ".Marcy on me! but what do you mean!" she gasped. ""Did you tiring along your specta cle?" -"Yes hero they are." "Did vou hang up a clem towel for him?" " -Yes." " 1,And put tho dish-cloth whero ho can find it?" "Yes." "And roll up his night-shirt and put it under tho pillow?" "Yes." "Ami w as c cry thing all right about the cook-stove!" "ilarcj ! marey on me! Stop these kyars tliis blessed minuter' sho ex claimed as she tried to reach her feet, "I just remember now that I put tho knives and forks in tho oven to dry out and shut the door on 'cm! Ho nevcr'll think to look in there, and ho'll build up a bi ' lire and roast every handle off befoto lgitto Plymouth!" DUroti free IYess. a e As eccentric llerlin philosopher an nounces that he his discovered a wav to make a trip around tho world in twenty-four hours. Ho sajs that he is informed by the captains of ships tint birds nre seen at sea a thousand miles or moro from land, and pro nounce it self-evident that they must reach shoro in a very short time, since thev cannot bnd a resting place in mid ocean. Vrom this ho conceived the idea that thev merely rake themselves aloft, and, with only enough motion to keep afloat, remain as nearlv station ary as possible, w Idle the earth revolves around under them. All they then have to do is to wait until the desired spot on the earth's surface comes along, and thereupon comfortably to loner themselves to solid ground- 5Ttis in genious practice on the part of bird the llcrliu man proposes to imitate for mankind with the assistance of a bal loon and passenger car of peculiar con struction that he had invented, and which will aoar aloft, and remain sta tionary, vvhilo tho restless earth rolls on below. It docs not appear that he has successfully tried a trip with hi balloon himself, but he has laid his the ory before tio Polytechnic Society of lieriin. and hitch an elaborate exposi tion of it The Sooictj received it ap parently with levity, but tho inventor is In dead earnest. A mo b6y in a country school neat Vasaw, Ji. Y., defied the teacher to make him spell a word. Tho wont was window, and to illustrate it the teacher threw tho big boy plump through it. Some teachers are very pane-taking with their pupils. HOMK, TAini AND GARDES. BvKEIllSBANSVVlTIIOCTl'OrtK. Cook Poultry Houses. A laeweeli.l. "fee. E nd 3ntslamp for S-l-pag boot on "Th Liver, ItsDii.eaesandThelrTreatment." Ad dress Dr. Sanford, 103 Broadway, New York. The nales of the Frazcr Axle Grease an lncrcainK every day, because it is as good as represented. Rebdiko's Kcsia Sjilvs Is the universal remedy for burns, scalds, cuts, bruises, etc TnE stvle and finish of the buildings i in the tibial way until well done, and I intended for poultry depend much on I OH-.... ..!. nil. .-.t .. ....-. ... .....- I .1... ....-... ...! .... nf ..... .... n fin. ;e.-wji viitii::itb jwu ejipcr tu i;imu, luc iuib auu uuuj ui iuc uiiuci. wui- nddacup of sweet cream, and b ike I fort of the occupants should not be sac slowly ono hour. Delicious. I rificei, for without being comfortable It is frequently averted that the sex the hens can not long remain in profit. of eggs can be determined by the shape Avoid low or dtrap localities, as this of the egg, the position of the air-cell, i fives roup, or brings on a low state of the curl or twist at the small end, etc health, which invites disease, or results These tests have been proved by care- in leg weakness and emaciated birds, fill experiment?, which have shown that the progeny of which will be victims of all such ideas and theories are crrone- the gapes, pip and similar diseases. The ous and absurd. location should bo on dry upland, gravel- i To Clean ShawlsTo clean white ' '" f '' and ,be Tt" $?. F" '" Ca" i Shetland shawls, put the soiled article , endure much cold without serious mjnrv, ' into a large bow, throw over it half a Priding it bo dry. The floor should ; tcacupfulof flour, "dry" rub t10r. , P?t beof bnckor cemen ed.but if asol oughly. as if washing, ami then thor. ' id flwnng be reqmretl, it may be payed , oughly shake out the flour. If the ar- j wrth cMj-stones, deeply imbedded.in , ticfe is not clean, repeat the process in E"1' an.d. looc grovel or sand scat-i clean flour. Articles cleaned by this ,crccl over ,ho u?a?e' h:ch can b.e re" process will retain a new look as long moved onco or twice a year and re-1 as there is one thread Wt. , r.laeed b-v fr ?xnh": ""ted ' bme may be scattered liberally, or i Chfesk Omelet. Butter the side-, oi 00d ahes. If coal ashes be supplied, a deep dish and cover with thin slices nace them in a box in ono corner of the !5 heese; spntjk !e with pepperand ,. Tu0 x should be deep, that 5roa!SJwwi!,snSizt' mustard, layover tlie cheese thin slices the fowls mav not scratch thon nut over statConiiiirtion.c Price omr Si wmi . lui. rt lMtt ) I Vl -- .1 fllflll MfelMlkllHlAHAMnf . . m .. W I . -UI.I.IUI muu, lucu iiuuuiu um u . ua jioor. l-owls when connncd are cheese, and season. Ileal the vclk of fonj0f scratching and picking among1 an egg in a cup of milk and pour over coai ashes. In them they find some-" tue uisii, anil put at once into tlie oven; tIlinK that a5!gU -m the digestion of and bake i until a light brown. It must their food, while also finding employ be served of once j mcnt. Swiss Tea Koils. Six eggs, one- Tho building should not bo high or half pound of sifted flour, one-half lofty, unless two-story. Eight feet at pound of pulverized sugar, oue-hafl the peak is sufficient for all ordinary leaspoonful of prated lemon peel. ' purposes, and should gradually slope Heat tho eggs till very light, add ' down at the back or north end to about a dessertspoonful of iced water and four feet. Here should be tho roosts. Pin AIia.V.itacfOKKiIett. Semrtalnetawrot 0 U ACLMX Col. lOVuEACu .St.Uiulj.Mo. tC la Ofl rerdaratbome. Samples worth S3 J iy iUfrre, A&truSnvMslicik.liutjMl.Il C7Q-V WEEK. tlSadaTathoraeeasllrmaila. 4flul a ir A. SUoi8 T'ctortAl Hoo. and Plble, I'rlcrs tr1acc4 beat up again, adding the suar and , The southern portion should bo perhaps lemon peel very gradually, while beat- , about five feet erect, and the glass win ing. When all the susar is in beat in ilnm inclined from this to meet the raft- LtmUT outfit fire. Addr Tru kCo. Ancsta. Ma. CEXTM WVVrrD for thnt a-iii Ff- as per ceau N&tlotul TubllilllDg Co St. Lonli. Uo. AMONTH! jHJEtTSWJtVrFB! rf. jav UHOtoic.Irtrolt, Mlckt S350& AGCHTC f;In mony with Itr. CliMe, Aeir AUCIIIOKrclpC Hook. Oirith'oalTuQ ira nlne. Dxn:l!.cl. AJJrtiiCKvet-utisCo .Tol.du.O. PnOTOrOPTINniOtTS. Wewmt.n.erntta tcrj Cbnaij lo uie order lot rnlhrfrs rlvtnrra. bred for our net. Citalocu. b&d prlcctlia' will 4. toauhroa. AdlrtM II. L. l'liElri JLLoAu!Mini.N.T. , -Solent In th world Import cr price Ls-ci.t Compaur In Am-r'ea upl liitAS or ground feed Is best fed to , tight, or as nearly as can be, with Kmuiir incroitnf-Aicrn wntJ Ttrrwh-re be ., ...:..! I :. i.t I .1.i..i l.... .M l. .1... : l todot.intnt-on t wtt Umiirnd for frrnilar ttouT LiAutMcjai..x.Y. r.uitoxro the flour in the ame way. a little at a era at the peak. This plan gives the time. Make into rolls and bake slowly ' sun-rays directly on tho ground floor. in a moucrate oven, io uo eaten tresli and on sunny davs creates a great deal .TPIA and hot with butter. of warmth, if the'buildinrr be made air- I EAiY , , m cows upon moistened hav: it bcinr ' matched or battened boards, or what is mixed with the hay, all will be eaten ' still better, lathed and plastered. This together and raised and masticated, j warmth will be retained well through Hut if it is not fed with cut hay it should out the night. The advantage of low be fed dry and in a small quantity each roosts, close to the roof, is obvious. It time, for if fed alone it is not raised and is coed for heavy breeds as well as remasticatcd, but goes on to the third and fourth stomachs. If fed in slop it is sw allowed without any mastication and mixed with little or no saliva, but if fed dry it cannot be swallowed until it is nihed with saliva, nnd the saliva assists in digestion. When food is masticated the act of rumination causes the saliva to flow and mir with food. .uopau.a IU l.UW IIUU UIlA WILfl lutiu. i Wc have experimented, and lind that, j when fed alone dry. ground feed is bet- I . light. GENTLrJtEV who are going to tako a drive should not forget "that an eight page newspaper spread over the chest is the best chest protector that can be worn in cold weather. Put it between the under and overcoat. Dr. i'oott'sJftaUh Monthly for January. drv. rrround feed is bet- I act uv wnic11 we maKe ono tcr digested than when fed wet. I '"end and one enemy is a losing game, because revenge is a mucn stronger lo run let your rluldrrn srow op wnlc and panr. i can lie naa ai aaca a iiuaj bub , 0 rrrry lanrL Chaklotte Rcsse. Take half an ounce of gelatine and put it into just enough warm vv ater to cover it; while this is slowly dissolviflg take ono pint of thick sweet cream, anil whip it to a stiff broth; beat well the white of ono egg. After the gelatine is dissolved boil it for two or three minutes, then sweeten and principle than gratitude. Walla Walla Watchman. TVtae IVorda ofa IVUlfiis; Wltana. At the close of a mass meetfn;-, atcorrtln to the report of the same published la a La Granjre paper, reference was made to the Tlienoirenfll nfTTranr nf fit Jarnh nil in tli Haver It; when it is about as warm as : many painful diseases to which mankind la new milk add tho cream and egg, and subject. We refer to the abore as showing beat tho mixture till it is cold. If the bow strong a hoi 1 the Old German Remely sponge cake over which this is to be for Ilheumat n has on the experience and turned is baked in a large round tin j sood wishes of the great public. wrhiph 19 srnllrtiMil nmnml f hn nArrtt It I , , . . f . I " AanT. nr nnt ativl aara TV. TTn. means lanu aenis; oi cours P AGENTS WANTED FOR THE ICTORIAL HISTORYofiheWORLD Embrlne fan and anthratle seconds of errry Batloa of andf nt aod modrrn tlma. aadlnclndtnealilttoryof the rfae and fall of tbe Orrr k and Roman Empires. Um middle ajrea.tlie ernaadea. the feadal ayatmi. the refor mation, the dlacorerr ami aetUcmeat of the Kcv World, etc., etc It eomalna 7 fine h!iorIcal f ncraTlnea, and Is tbe mO.t COmn t'e Illnrr nf lh WArTil h.. Mikit.tuJ Send for peclm-n pag-a aid .lira t-rma to Aa-cla. AAUUASL rLULISMIMi CO . fcu Lome, mo. adds much to tho pretty effect of the worth?!? uisn. l'ut tue caKo wnile warm, to pre- . book arents ani liehtnlnMoJ agents are angels Boton Courur. vent its crumblinr. into a round dish. allowing the scallops to show at the top; then pour the whipped cream into it, and vou have a dish tit for the gods. x. r. lost. A Hint lo Tanner. O.ve evening, at a Paris cafe, a group of idlers w cro dNcussing politics and people who change their opinions, "Well." said one. " I' vo never cried. Long live auj body. "-' Quito so," remarked one; ' but then you're a doctor." Iv some sections and it would bo a decided advance in thougntfulness and kindness in all sections farmers give each of their boys, and girls, too, a strip of ground to raise whatev er they choose upon it and dispose of tho prod uct for their own bcnelit. It is a favor that they all appreciate, and it is a pleasant and serviceable employment for th'im in their leisure hours. " Thov will vie with each other in their skill a't raising little crops, and the proceeds, j appl'ed to their own use, are frequently I of some value; and tho whole arrange ment, wnuc it instructs them in tiic cultivation of tho soil, early implants in the children the idea of thrift and economy. Sometimes, whero a good many animals are raised, a p!g, a lamb, a calf, up to even a lolt, acooftling to tho age of tbe children, isgiven to each to rear and to keep or sell. Fanners, think of this; it will more than repay you in tho happiness and confidence it v ill impart to j our sons and daughters. UiniviiitownTtlcjrajh. DanTlllc (11L) Xows. Jon Stki v, Esj , Cltj Bre er, refcrrln to Its valuable qualities, fall toa.Vnrs repre sentative: I hare useJ St. Jacobs OJ in my family and reconunentl It to my acquaint ances. It has a'wars given the best satisfac tion, and Is truly a wonderful remedy. The Grenteat Clretlnr. A simple, purr, hana'es remedy, that cures every time, and rrtveiits dL'ea'e l) keeping tho blood pure, stomach ttsa it, kldners and liver active, is the greatest blessing iTer conferred u on man. Hop Hitters is that remedy, and Its troprletorj am being Llewd by thouands who have been eared and cured by 1L W 111 you try It! He another column. Wiiev a married w oman bavs a puz doz for alow price she ?c's a bargain, and her hus band gets somcth.nz to boot. Cleo. .loUa. A. I.osail, lTero of the late war, and now LnltcJ States Senator Irom 1 llnois, writes: ' Some jeara cp I was troubled more or less with iheuma tisin. and bave ithln the last year or so suf fered intentelj with taxe illeae. I besan to take DaranTa Rheumatic Kemcdj,' and am thoroughly satisfied that I bave been n.end It to all sufferers." It is taken intcrna'lyand never falls to enre tbe worst case in the shortest time. Sold by all wholtrsale and retail drutrista. Wr'te for tt-pa;rr pamphlet to It. K. llelpLenstlno, UiiKgist, Washington, V. C .luraa 9 ThenewtO)nliyTrilTH A Plaos Core for Cfpaamptton H II acta quick and It UatMKoodH Do.e maII,-botte larce H M There'bre the cbmpr.t aa wel. IH as tbe beat, gold ererywhere. H aaeana SI. 00 per botUe H U COEBMTEO H.S aaRBeaW at? -r arV SBwawssT itfEB- SIcrp, Apptl(e antl Strenstli neftini wlin Ilostnttr'i Stomu Bittrrt U ejitemtt- ann.l r.1- l. It.. I ,1a tin liivetl.ta. trv ... ,.! . .w. . : ' V - -V '""'- ii. ii ff 11 "vaw''' -"-' iinarcinc ura'n ejnipiiiuft dotwif with the ttomaca and I( awcIKorrmi, the Mtt aodthebovrlj. u thtird-rii4iTmtUnrtiapdbTUi-artIonof the Bit-KI-. mental dttpoalaicf piVafaced tj that; deracgt meat Cl&? iteara. For nit rj a3 DrorElstj asd Dealest Scnu-allx.