Dodge City times. [volume], May 11, 1882, Image 6

About Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892

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(Ion. Torbcl's TTar.
Torfoct, of cavalry fame, wLo w lost
at sea last jear with the ill-fated Vera
Cruz, w as a good fighter and a lianl
worker. Wliuo hiving a kindly heart
for the trooper who was always reidy
for "boot and Baddies," ho hated a
shirk, and had hb oh n way of meeting
the coiujiliirts ur-rcd by shirkers to rc-t
rid of duty. Just lwfore breaking camp
in the spring of lSS"! the (icncral at
tendi'd a sick-call to fee the state of
health in his command. One niu.r an
other of the lxnscauio in for proscrip
tions, and by and by a strapping big
trooper, who a a notorious shirk, en
tered the tent with his liahd J on his stom
ach. Torliet took him all in at a glance
-ind then thundered out:
" What arp yoi) here for?"
''Sick," was the faint response.
"Wlntaitfyou?"
fcnake ih the stomach." '
' How long lias it been there?" '
"Sir months."
"Surj;eoii,",aid the General, asio
turned to the oflccr, "call in lwro men,
cut this man open and remove the
unskc! Wo are jriin to break camp in
ten days, and wo haven't time to coax
the repti'c up!"
Hftcen minutes after that tho man n as
out on the line grooming hi; horse, and
by noon ho looked well enough to eat
im why innnign xioarrci 01 porn. xc
trwi Free 1'itis.
A machine luch cleans horses bv
steam is in ue in horse railroaI stables
in New York Citv- Its standard ral6 is'
HO horses in fen hours.
"MjGMriCE.vrrKuilses sometimes enj tn.
Tvaltry1 Iormanp', magnificent elce
llcm in this l foaiidln hldney.ttnrl which ln-varj.il.lj-
pcrfiras eveu inir cures than It
Toimsei, Here 1 a single Instance "Mother
has recovered," w roto .in ll'lnil e;lrl to her
Ijtstirq tLlatlvcs. "felis toy Hilars lor a
lnn t'me but without anvood 5o when she
lieaM jf the. virtues .f Kidney-Wort she cnt a
tix aikl It baa comilcUlv cured her liver com
Vlstnt "
TuE.tnrr!ean M it Is announced, Is to U
ttaculiwtataliuAlr to I Imbllshed Boon
.As r. o'n ttoul 1 m, Uid ahape vl tuo
volume should be e llp-tlckls.
CimldlUiUly Mamlon Iter Feet.
K V. rirnct, M I) , KuiIalo..N. V.: Iknr 6ir
! vnui trll vou whit jour medicine hasd ine
forme, llefiira taUnz vour "Favorite: 1're
cxijitlon" I ould I artlly stand on roj tier,
tint, tij tol'oMinsyurah!ce, I am perfictlj
cured. The "ravunte Prescription" is a
vou lcrful incdirincordrbilllatcdand nervous
t enisles. 1 cannot exrress how thankful 1 am
lu vou for jour advice, lours truly,
IIli. Coknelu Auivn, l'ejsta, Ja.
JIe. Johns came to a hotel In IJ.tinirrk
with a cliesp-IooLInx trunk, uorth alnut $7.
The' clerk sized Mm up and pave him a hack
room, Just under the ro l, tth a dormer win
dow, a camp tt dan la tin basin for furniture.
J he porter snubbed htn, and he wis the lat
man waited ou at the table, and Yas alwava
scaled where he coulln t reath the bread and
the castor He went awar on business, was
P'Ue sit week, and lett his room dour ojmu.
.Arid then vhen he came hick and opined that
tdd trunk, and took li,UOO tn c.ld out ot It,
the landlord pulled out all ol hit hair lor mor
tification, and went and jrot roaring arunk for
live da)a, the clerk forirot to pasie doni hia
front hair, a'td went one whole day without
chaninir hi ehjht imh cuffs, and the porter
w ent out In the w-nods and lav down and died--Moral
-Ncr;rdid.ln topj through it trunk
lcaue It look cheap, louiau'itell what
It inav asaar t tturago Tart.
ave tour Vttrr.
ATien a man haa lcen ao ft.minatea to wed
a bncht-evrit, yivous, happv-Iaced cirt, he
should le t sprciall v carctuiol her hcahh An
Invalid wife or mother la grcatlvlo be titled;
and vet, anmetimes hi epite of "love and care,
and t!idcrncs, our won en folks do pet tick.
Hcclnnlug with Irrecularitjja and d)ipU,
the sincralliealth tieirina to fail, audweak
nes's nerroua i rostration, tlccplessne-a, etc.,
r&ake life miserable Ttiecheeksbtcomepale,
the rtu crow lit!e the heart'a action en
feebled, the pulae weak, and decay of the pul
iconan, d active ant urlnarj organs is the
tcu I or restoring elekh women to health
and atremrth, lr tfUvaett Yellow Llock and
araparllia cvcels all other medicines It la
a true ionic Il principal infrredicnts are
lellow lUh, tAioianla, Juniper, Iron,
lluchu. Celery and Caliaava bark It bullda
up tlie female cvteni. and will rx-Hhcly cure
falling of the womb, irreularitiea, leueor-rhu-a,
dytpepsia, etc.
Ol.EOMKinr.iK, despite in hlfrh -sounding
name. Is buttir fraud after alL JijttM Com-
Ma Artuik It Cohe, of ewport, Kv
write ! wish to apeak a coM w onl f cr fir
iu)utt'ft bellow lKck and curaaparilla. Mr
wile auHered ceatlv from a complication of
diseases, endmj; in a mitcarriape. which for
motha confined her to her bed. fchehadnev--er
tullv recovered, and at tlmea complained
atverelvota feelice of bearlnj down, while
her perloda were very Irregular and pave her
rreat pain. Her pbiairtan teemed to te dolnz
her no pood w haterer A friend recommended
I)r (juiaott'alellow Dock and Sareaparilla.
Krom the Aral de she hera to Improve, and
la now aa healthy and stronjr aa a youcc rirk
J think it the beat taediclne la the world."
1 IT
"Utcix." said ayonng rascal to his worthy
relative, "that man OTer there wants to see
jou." "What d6f he want)1' - l)unno;
didn't ask him." So uncle sauntered over to
where the stranger sat, anl said: "I)Id vou
wish to acme, air!" 'o, air," "I bp par
don, but I was to'd by that joang man over
there that you wanted to see me." ?o I do,
eo I do. I've !een blind these tea years, aad
I want to ace anybody."
Maine New.
IJoplMttc-s, which are advertised in onr
columns, are a sure cure for ague, biliousness
an 5 kidney complaints Thoe w ho ue them
ay thej cannot be too hiphly recommended
1h"e aUlicled fhould Jrfvc them a fair trial,
and will become thereby enthusiastic fn the
prai&e of their cuutiro qualttiea. J'ortlanJ
KxsTtCKiNTo are uslns; fine sharing for
cold slaw, tiecause cabbage l too hi'h. Ual
IiKtaore frrrf Saturday
K?"Every color of. the. Diamond Dyea Is
p-rlect. S. e the samples of the" colored cloth
at the drnzzlsta. dire tl em one trial and
ou will always use them
JUr palmy d of a boi a Hfelare those In
which he gets prtjr!ytjmiksdby Ida ruottsr.
Their Occupation tlane."
It. V.1!H!KCE,.M..I) Buffalo, . V.: Iwas
attacktd with conrestlon of the lungs, sore
ness over the liver, "evere pain In tho joints,
a burning fever, anil (jeneral gfvinc awav of
the whoie sjstem. lallin; to find relief la
remedies prescribed. 1 tried yonr " Colden
Jled icalihacoVervJMt effected inv entire cure,
"i our lnedi(ines haye onh 1 be used to be ap
preciated. If ev err i iiiiily would Rive them a
trial, nine-tenths of the doctors would, like
Othello, find their otcufmtion grone. lours
trull , L. U .MiMiixiv ,M. I), Ilrce.rM)rt, .V.
Thiutt years Is aald to be the life or Iiieo
inotiii Possibly they would live longer If
they did not smoke b much
M'niTx to llrs. I j La E. I'inkhim, Na,333
etem Avenue, I vnn. Mass , for lamnhieta
relatlte tfa the cnrailve properties ot herVece
table CumiKiUnd in all female co u lainta.
n "Tsrr back the heart thou fravest." lie
waa a butcher, a ad the wanted liver. They
dontipcak now. M. al Vupalch.
IntvE the utmost conlUcnc In the mails.
Tnclose $1 for two boxes, or ti 50 post-office
order for til bolt sot telerj and Lhamornile
Iiills and I will kike all rik for roonev and
pood.. -Dr. C. M llenson, llj North Eutaw
St., Baltimore, Mil. Also i roprlctqr of his
new jen edv and favorite prescription, known
as Dr Beus,ou kklu Cure, recopniud every
where as the onlr 6afe and sure remedy tor all
diteasea of the fcklu and Scalp.
FsnncLT unintentional: Fair umpire at
lawn tennis "Only keep yojr head, Mr.
Jones, and you are suie to Lave a soft thm."
Tnr WorH'sDlspensaryandlnvalids' Uriel,
at Buffalo, . V , de-lroj t d b) hre a j ear acts
Is nliuilt and full of patients. lor luvalid s
Guide I!ooi" civlnp particulars ami terms of
treatment, addres-, withtwottamps WniiUi's
DisrEsiurMEiCAEAsocuT,,Kulialo,N "
TnEmore that fun Is poked at the poke
bonne' the more the poke bonueLsecms to be
poked into pub'Ie assemblages Vdn4 t'rte
Trtu.
Fi tr. roaches ants, led Imps rats mire,
crow s, cleared out by Knugu oj Hats." 15c.
Wiist kind of a SeM Is older than you are?
One that Is pasturage
Delmonlco's Advice tu Tonne slan Abotst
to Open a Kettaarant.
A younp man n ho had been assistant cook
In a Chicago Hotel, bavin; saved a little
money, concluded he would poto New York
and try bis fortune. He reasoned with him
self that Deluioulco would not Iixealnavs,
and fancied that be might one diy become
the future Delmonlco of Xew lork. On
reaching the at) he tent his letter of Intro
duction to the famous restaurant keeper
and solicited advice. Delmonlco listened
attentivelr to the )ounp man's inquiries.and
nnally told him: "Cot, hrt, apood location,
then pet the best cook you can hire, see that
vour waiters are attentive and polite, and
buy only the best in the market. And still all
of 'this vou can do and not pive satisfac
tion. Be your own superintendent; pet the
best quality of the new Cit vr.ts n O vk Cook
ing U in OF, and if you don't tucceed in your
undertakinp,you will have the satisfaction of
doing your bct to merit It." ( J-23)
The bor who was kept after s-hnol for bad
orthography said he was spell bound.
Smn-nt Men. "Wells' Health Kencwer"' re
atorea health and vigor, cures lysjcrsia. f L
Sino of the ehe-se "Will vou lore me
when I mould I" U. J!y Journal
Fanvirns. teamsters, don't experiment, but
use I rarer Axle drease. It Is the bet.
Ir afflicted with bore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell IL iSc.
Tbt the new brand. "Spring Tobacco."
s."PKin Tnnrnwn tawn Tem mnA
lasotCl&n adlr-HJta.eakC&,rucUanl.lie
566
AGENTS coT2oca- WANTED
P1MCIIMLCS
n TUKACLTMAXlTATLOnCO., MMieU,0.
rrm.fea UU1 AI-Iamia.
t1a Fr pricm. c
fClftfOnpi'dV-bome. Samples worth S3
9 J M IZU frci. AijWi9Ti!iK fcl. lmJaod. Me.
rKl WHTH-MMTS vLflHTED-BO b
l";W-WjAdJrrM Jy IlroMM.itroIL MIcU.
S25 Every Day
IwV W Ctva b mmtlM tmAd mix, ur
-sjlf Well Augors & Drills
H On man mad oo horse fqolrel W
7 rt&t)OoJ7mskcrrtliTifSii W40J-
v BonocMidKoek-Dnni&cSCac&lna.
r WatTMlrltliBMtIUrtkl
Mttoyof oar rotonrimvk from S 40 !
Siwk Ail Uwlm rums. AddrMa.
LOOMIS I NTMAN. TlfFIH. OHIO.
FpAM K, lr it e ONI,) j totborizi-l 1 1 1st cy
J lilCC u"' InHutlfs th Llv. U
W RfflLW il Nf.l I. ItllOTJIUJtS and
IM llnillhir Art! of tbe wbAltKftndI Ciutlswt.
(.Irr thronlj" 1m Dri irrnunt l Jrose Jatnc from
tb mdl to hi lataJ TtrarsJ -t Jxeih,M ,
April 2, l--r Hn-ly illu.lritr 1, an J a gwt
rd (MMBonirrli( wttte i rr.r tow ifrnn
lIHiOKl) KMUKf I'Ultl I1IN(.4 0.,
rt. 4iv uurr irprr. ?i. jmiuih, ho,
I JESSE
AM
'AMES
AGENTS WANTED
DR. STRONG'S PILLS
w
ELL TRIED UEALTH
onderful fil RENEWIN8
REMEDIES.
Poll Jty 1-!trr Cruinf Firrtr-i'aM aii almantrf
ttiiulemowfT r-piJI Htnir our NEW COOKl
NEWllSnB
Shnvlnr Bp U N vfirf f with !U iwjr-i, ttl
n irdMttuimvhfsmt, It mhlnc r"aiJ train, iu
ctMCUttai2tala.ltJr0UUOP ttamyrv tt4drk:cnin4
swi 1 tfniUa tnnrrtliM. iu fhantt and la ft fry
rhwo,ljfsiathermulty Un t'want limaWir
FlowfdHiLw u.t mtj fr rlrruUni cl'lac full tAttlo ft
mliaml.. larmtto lironu. Ac Kmfpteiua nr rtmtlj
sjwtirri rr lt,irsn iiw"i'l ldm
le-ULOLAl KU&. rAiE, UwiaMti, Uhln.
SIOOO REWARD
VICTOR jm'ESlffiZ
igiiiiieiittiieri.iiu'eegnaTdy us
5WPna.hcl.
i SsS"Si'.l3SrLbNn
lla5t2br'F.T.Z3xJ'
oafflEr
fil
larron.
thn Cenutul ronltl
net t earrlienl.
CrtrnlT ffftnclrir fhim millrd frrr. Fendforlt.
JiEWAKKMACHINECOSiPANT.Hewark.Chia.
XtwoMit f Tavtamu vd tka U VaBsalactHTwri La tLa
l A NEW DISCOVERY.
. ttTor apTral Tear v fca-ra furnished the
isVsujDcu vl Ainrrna wim sail witTinrij, mnfM
CctU color for batter, so mtrltorioas that It met I
wlthfrtat seca c-errbr rvcelTinir th4
hltte-t and oal prUj al UAh InlematluiiaJ i
.Dairy Fair. J
' (?"& tj patleot and aeltmtlflc chemical t-j
veanh velsaTelmjiroTtlla ptTcral points, and II
no offer this new color rA iVr tn tkivorid.Z
It Will Not Color the Butfrmilk. Itl
I Will Not Turn Rancid. It ! tha J
Strona;et. Brightest and
Cheapest Color Made
P OTAnd. hU preaard la oil. If aorompoend
ta tnai it u impoaibi tor ii xa wwnw raocio.
I tiTEEWARC cf all Imltatlin, mod of all
Potter Ml culon for thej axo 1UU to buma
L rancid and fpoiltb better
V tJTU joo cannot crttbimproTrd -ntoi
to know wLer and how to cct It wltboateitra
Aexccje. (K)
T11UA, KHUUil'lUl JIVb, IMniBfTSXK, IU
toil am i am i am i aiua taiia. aa,
ON 30 DAYS' TRIAL.
Te will send on 30 Dy Trial
DR. DIE'S CELEBRATED
Electro Voltaic Belts
AND SUSPENSORIES,
And other
ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
TO MEN
pBffcrinefromerront Debility. Iwt Vlity, Vleor
and Maaliood, rrsultlnc tmm Alraara and otter
rtoMj. r to arj prraoa afflKted wlih Mttaiaav
lUaa, XrII. rmrmtymt, AlaU Jlaca
tlva, l.aaM Baclu A,lTr awal K.I4a,e Traa
KIspm KaiMurvkW aa4 iasM .uaifi m tat
lta.1 Urajauia. t t4T rf Urf and cvmptVie rotora
Uun to hraMtb raaramecd. Tlaaae atr clae !
JSIeetrtc Aafrirra ttaU fc err barn -traetiBd
upkatai ttia.lAc prlBclyl. TVtr
ttoronrt efllcavr ttaa bora pratfrDT proTm with tfta
Boat imrfml lafcm. Wt mmw UM tMCS
r ! wat kan- ajaleaUr
aw4 rmvdlraJlr rmr4 kry Uiatr aww All v sk
f aay person ta to dtf k trlaU tor atatp
i4 at oatne for 111
Wtrtrnm
VOLTAIC BELT CO..
ABVHAIX. XICH.
fft A WKFK. $12 a dr at home eisflr nide.
alllafCwujai
HAIR
j outfit treav Addrrai Tint 4 Co, Aocutt Mftt
iruMa irtfaavQsOJLaiirhcrtL WlaalaM
suajtoeuui mcwavFTM (Maur
tWXl BUSTltaUIMWWMO-IT,
in&raav
NEW
RICH
BLOOD
PARSONS' PURGATIVE PILLS ?-V.V;
Ciood. aod UT corop rteljr ctuoKe tbf blood la live rn
UrcfKm lo tb-e momh Asyr-raon who wLIULo
1 pldractiiiichlfroni 1 to IS week may t restored.
t soood temiUi. If loch a Ihlnc br powible Sold cv
rryvbere, or aent by mail tr leictxtumpa, I S.
JoviaoM A Co.. HciLOtv Mw. toraietlT httKor.Us.
iji WEEKS' SCALE WDRKS;
; FI 'ir. ' l,'gaTiaMawrwpawawaw
aWTl ami P '" aaaaawltMaaaaTiMilwaaTrn
lumnruii or
Wtka F&test ComiiaaUoB Beam
U. S. STANDARD SCALES,
5E2 WASHINGTON ST., BUFFALO, N. Y.
J"t WrtffhtM to le Lott or Stoitn.
Frt of 3-ton. platform 7iH feet SJU.OO
axil es.vo
ACCUIUCT AXt DrSlBTLITT Ct7j.K.-TXED. t
WEEKS &KVY, Propers.
SAMARITAN
NERVINE,
THE GREAT HEHVE CONaUEECE,''
The only k nown pe4fic ivmeU y for rp'Iepsy.
SAMARITAN "
NERVINE
Cures Pptms,dnvuIIon, ?t. Vitu Dancf,
Vcrtijra. lnwnitj. PnrHlsis,crous rrtwtru
tloa and dt neral rebtl,tj .
SAMARITAN
NERVINE
Key er known to fall. It ciiilfeti tho circula
tion, repjiln ltd waste, and sit is tone aud !cop
tu tho system.
SAMARITAN
NERVINE
Cures Scrofula and alt Nerroua and Bloal di
chm. Thou-anl4 proclaim It th most w n
derful Inl?oraiit tHat cer reclaimed tha
suxxin? cy-ttni.
SAMARITAN
NERVINE
The jrre-it"t tonic known. It aM disr-tIon,
insure pixw app-tiic, intfM tone au i iior to
thecjptfin, jruarintee sweet an 1 refrcsalnir
Bleep and retoieeufceble'landiicriuus -Etitutions
to robust no ilik.
SAMARITAN
NERVINE
Safe, CVrtim, Funs and peIj. It 1 Inrlua
ble tn Indies who ans exptnencln? tho ihan?o
Jncl lent to ndt a need ears, b asi-tin? natum
at its import-lit peritL,rrtainInirthe isurand
tranviuihtyofearh lifoanJ carrying them with
case and saf ty through.
SAMARTTAN
NERVINE
Is tho onlj honestly mitninteed rcmcly p'Hee"l
teforo the public. e iruarantec t cry teu,tj
tojrivenat faction or return tho mono. I-l-inp
i hyslcian- tetif) tn its twins harmless an 1
frood, eminent dh ine declare it excellent an 1
unequaled and people et erywhere bear cheer
ful aud oluntary testimony to its (rreat . irtuc
SAMARITAN
NERVINE
Is unfallin; and infallible In curing- Alcoholism
and Opium Eatlnfr. To come before the publio
with an absolute cure or a specific to remov
the desh-e for alcoholic stimulants or the habit
of opium eating, seems to many, we hare no
doubt, an absuraitr; such Is the case neverthe
less, and before offerina; our medicine to tho
public we thoroughly convinced ourselves b
actual experience that It would do all we claim
forlt.
FOB SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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