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? OALENDAE FOE 1883. JANUARY. 1 JULY. fi !!& I: EiFIffa -- i "vJB.fc fSbik sml 7 8 lO 11 If ML fi A lOJH 1 1 14 14 15 1 1'lS ) 19K.U Jviiilis ibi 21 2 S8 24 S5 S T je S3 24 fi S t SS te t ao 3i -- (S- jsssssi --, -- s- -, FEBRUARY. j C.AUOUT.:i S. M. T. W. T. F. S. S M. T. W. T. F. 8., T7T7iii' i a 4 4 S 0 T 8 9 1 !"' 11 1 13 14 IS 1 IT 1 1 14 IS IS 17 18 18 19 SO SI S S3 S4 ! 1 SS S4 S SSS8S7S8.- S8S7S8S8 30 81 -- MARCH. k SEPTEMBER S. M. T. W. T. F. S. S. M. T.lw. T. F. 8. - 1 S 3 " -- " " " 5" 1 4 6 T ' 8 9 lO S345irTr 11 IS 13 14 IS 1 IT 9 lO 11 i 13 14 14 18 19 SO SI SS S3 S4 1 IT 1 19 SO SI SS S3 SO 97 S S 30 81 ,3 S4 SS SB 7 S8 S9 1 30---.--1:: APRIL. j OCTOBER. 8. M. T. W. T. F. S. I 8 M. T. W. T. F. 3. lS3s"T-- 134S 8 9 lO 11 12 13 14 8 9 19 11 IS 13 15 lO 7 18!l9 SO 81 1 IS 1 1 SS S3 S4 S5 S 97 S8 SS S3 24 S5 26 97 99 80 -- -- ..JS8S9 30 31 - MAY. , NOVEMBER. S. M. T. W. T. F. S i &. M. T. W. T. F. S. -- 1 S 3 4 5 1 S 8 O 7 8 9 lO 11 IS 4 5 7 8 9 19 18 14 15.10 IT ,18 19 11 12 18 14 IS 19 1 SOJSI S2'S3 84 25 28 18 19 20 21 88 S3 S4 S? 28 2930 31 -- - SS 26 27 28 S9SO ''- JUNE. S. M. T. W. T. F. S. 3 4 5 6 7 8 9' lO 11 12 13 14 15 lOj 17 18 10:20 21 28 S3 94 25 26 27 28j2j3o! 1" "i"i"l DECEMBER. S. ,30 M W. T. F. 1 7 8 1415 2l!s- 88 99 -L- HOME, FARM AND GARDEN. 4 A tough piece of meat can be made tender by; letting it cook lor several hours in water at simmering heat To relieve hiccough at once, take a lump of sugar saturated with vinegar. Potatoes, when dug in an unripe state, may be at times watery and not tit to eat, but if spread as thinly as pos sible in a dry, airy place they will in time become as mealy as if left to ripen in the ground. Exchange. buet Pudding: One cup of sugar, one cup of suet chopped tine, one cup sweet milk, one teaspoonful of soda, a pinch of salt, .two eggs well beaten. t teacup of raisins, or truit of any kind if desired, three cups of Hour added the last thing. Serve with any sauce 3 ou may like, or without sauce the pudding is very good. Chicago Journal. A writer cin the FnTftJle'cofdcr makes the statement that one of the neighbors planted some cabbage plants among his corn where the corn missed, and the buttertlies did not find .them. He has, therefore, come to the con clusion that if the cabbage-patch were in the middle of the corn-tield the but-, terllies would not find them, as they fly low and like pla n, sailing Gravy, which is excellent with boiled iii or with pork steak, is made by browning a sliced onion in- a little butter, and adding a little at' a time to some beef stock; thicken with flour rubbed smooth in a little of the cold stock. Add, .fj iiVop have itf; soma j mopped parley -or- worcesrersnire sauce. If served with pork, a table spoonful of tomato catsup is good. Salt and pepper to taste. A correspondent of the Fruit Bc ccrdi r recommends.the saving' of coal ashes, which he says he has used for three or four yearson0 currant bushes for the destruction of the currant worm, and.iindsnonecessityf or tlje usej of hellebore" br blher poison.1 They are as effective on ctlCumbef vines to' keep off the striped bug. Last vear he used them on cabbages,nlling the. heatLfnlJ, 1 and had no further trouble with the worms. TheueaBb4c&r KebOed watt? j receiving no injury from the, ashes, -The ashes are better to be sifted through a fine sieve. , r , , v ' . w "' . v ' i Richmond (Vs.) State writes:' Ex JlayorJ. AJ'Jeatrjv JMan Chester, this State, was cored ql rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil. m --tTtiE weitt of wealth 1,806 pouiM8,taths a - ' ' " We know from experience St. (Jacobs Oil m. cure rheunidtlsm. Peoria (lit) Peorian. m r A PERFSCTLlr formed specimen of 'the tramp yesterday called mtoa top-floor ofBce'on'Gris wold street, and on being asked his business he re;. lied: "Could you spare half a dollar to a man who "wants to Te ch Buffalol" 'Ko, sir." 4l Could you , spare a quarter?" "Not unless he earned ti. v" Could he earn it?" 4'Yes, sir. There's a ton of coal at the curb stone which Iwaut brought up here.!' "A whole1 ton!" "That's what I paid for." "And four stories high?" "Yes, this is the fourth story." The-mn sighed heavily and w goinir away when the gentleman called out: '-Well, what do you say?" "I em't promise, sir. -I'll walk around the block and consult my feelings as to how bad I want to reach Buffalo. The morel look at that coal the more I think Detroit is the nicest place in the world to' winter in." Detroit FretPrtu, m M What's In -Name." "What's in a name, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." A preparation of Yellow Dock, Sarsapurilla, Juniper, Iron, Buchu, Celery and Calisaya, pot up from the Ereacription of that eminent phy6icijm, Dr. luysott, might be called Dr. Guysott's Celery and Calisaya, Dr. Guysott's Buchu add Irdn, or Dr. Guysott's Juniper and Sarsapanlla, but it is called "Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and .Sarsaparilla," and if you are weak, nervous and debilitated, if you suffer from bluol im puiities, dyspepsia,' weak kidneys and general prostration, use this medicine accordi ig to directions ou each bottle and you will be sur prised how strong and well it will make you feeL Ax exchange speaks of a certain railroad as being of the f era mine gender because all her trains are behind. Consumption in its early st ires is re-dily cured by the use of Dr. Fie ce's " Go den Medical Discovery," thouirh, if the lunsjs are Wu sied, no medicine will effect a cure. No known remedy possesses such soothing and healing influe ice over all scrofulous; tuber culous and pulmonary affections as the " Dis covery." John Willis, of Elyria, Ohio, writes: "The 'Golden Medical Discoveiy' does posi tively cure consumption, as, after ttying ev ery other medicine in vain, this succeeded." Mr. Z. T. Phelps, of Cuthbert, Ga., writes: "The 'Golden Medical Discovery' h s cured my wife of bronchitis and incipient consump tion." Sold by druggists!' m Ix some places a young man is not thought much of unless he owns a building lot. Out of site, out of mind. N. 0. Picayune! m Personal I The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will Bend Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are af flicted with nervous debility, lost vltality-and kindred troubles,' guaranteeing speedy rand complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address as above. N. B.No'risk' is incurred, as thirty day's trial is allowed. Tom Thumb is a Knight Templar. He to' the shortest Knight in the world shorter even than the n.ght of the 21st of June. Mks. Brown Sats : Nervous or Dyspeptic Headaches cured by Dr. C. W. fienson's Celery and Chamomile Pills. Dr. Benson's Skin Cure consists, of in ternal and external treatment. Removes hu mors of all kinds. Perfectly safe. When your son comes home with his feet "wringing wet" and says he hasn't been on the ice, it is fair to pronounce his story, like the ice, "too thin.", t , , ! 1 DrTPierce's "Favorite Prescription" is a 'most powerful restorative tonic, also' combing ins: the most valua'ble nervine Drober ties, espe cially adapted to the wants of debilitated ladiei suffering irom weak back, inward lever, con gestion, inflammation, or ulceration, 'or from nervousness or neuralgic pains. By druggists. 1 t 1 p Kleptomania is a very stubborn and far reaching disease. Its rav-ges can Tonly be ar rested by a policeman. The Judge, , . . . -f Dtspepsia, liver complaint, and kindred af- 1 fections.l For treatise invinx successful self- treatmeiit ,address Woman's Dispexsart Medicai Association, Buffalo N. Y. , . ' -i : j Henry's Carbolic Salv. The kest salve inthe world' for Cuts Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rhtjum, Tetter. Chapped-Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all kinds of .Skin Eruptions, etc.' Get jHENKX'r Cakbolic Salve, and take no other. I ! . A little girl, some three or four. years-old nqu ueeii cui 1 cut eu uy uurjiiiouier,, bo.newuai severely. In the""saine family was another little girl of thiee and one-half years,.ftay.ng temporarily, whose mother" was riot living. As soon as'theHwo were alone this latter one expressed her sympathy for the culprit at" follows: ' U'se sorry for '00. My mamma is in'He en Don't you wish your'swas?" Chicago Iribune. . Honest and Julberal. When the Hods in each bottle of Hon "Rit- 'ters (at the present price, $125 per lb.r) cost "more than f& bott'e is told' for, besidesHhe" Qtuer costly imediunes, and the quality and' ) W9M Farfn. Saw' Mill &Plan, .!.. ..' -'1,. !.. .. it.. 1. l. , ,J feilUMIIlhiVNl'hn . tfnt- nrtwdJ otfTi um;c mcicui uie sa.uic.,nu,MJiiiK it isnonesE 11 .-si.Tfc.i ..., . . --. sr'AV-v; ". :t anrl lihVrin Vl, n-Arii .0 !, - 'WrTO'lHE AUMiUU i-LX-.Ul. W.. J-WBDWO. r. . iuu jjav W- o UU MJAJt Jila sr.oma compi.m, or buy, or ,us,e worthless uHe who'ftreaIy o buy up his eueraiea will nerer want"" supply of them." It is cheaper to buy a true friend in Kidnoj;Wrt who will drive' away those miserable enemies, a torpid liver, constipation,' diabetes, piles, d seased kidneys and bowels- This remedy to noi$ prepared in liquid as well as in dry form. , A NEW book is titled "Short Sayings of Great Men." When, re we to have "Great Sayings of Short Men !"i-V. T. Newt. Many a sickly woman, whose sad experi ence had" demonstrated alike the failure of conceited doctors and poisonous drugs, has obtained anew lease of life for a few dollars worth of the Vegetable Compound and has fone on her way rejoicing and praising Mrs. ydia E. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass. Mant of the cigars labeled "Key West" bear) a Key-West-ionable resemblance to dried cabbage. Chicago TribuTie. HFThe wonders of modern.chemlstry are apparent in the beautiful Diamond Dyes'. All kinds and colors of Ink can be made from them. m The old saw "fine words butter no pars nips" Is now rendered "elegant diction oleo margarines no pastinaca edulis." m Bedding's Russia Salve has genuine merit, as all who use it will testify. -Price 25c." Try it. To get up a dinner'of great variety, cooks should he allowed a wide range. "Buchupaiba." Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney Diseases. $1. When a man says "cold as blazes" he means hot as ice. Take him as he means. Don't Die in the House. "Rough on Rats." Clears out rats, mice, roaches, bed-bugs. 15c Fashionable intelligence Long dresses make clean-crossings. m Coughs ""5rowi's Bronchial Troches11 will allay the irritation which induces coughing, riving immediate relief. Sold only in boxes. m A machine for pressing hops has recently been invented. America is the home of the hop-pressed. D. Lotiirop & Co., Boston, a house that displays both wit and enterprise, publish four delightful pictorial magazines, adapted to various ages. Send for their prospectus. Some people object to the practice of fee ing waiters, but does not the smiling morn tip the hills with gold. Boston Courier. i Hale's Honey of Horehound.and Tar Is a cure t or lung amfthroat diseases. Pike's toothache drops cure iu one minute. 1 m Lr afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c. One pair of boots or shoes saved every year by using Lyon's Patent Metallic Heel Stmeuers. 1tT the new brand. " Spring Tobacco." ff 70 A WEEK. $12 a day at home easily made. 4)1 Costly outfit free. Address True &Co, Augusta, Ma II I Catalogue of 1009 Books free to any address Agents h-. wanted. -Nat'itfooKUo., ,;.ueeinauSt, N. Y. ABUBJC CURE for Epilepsy or Fits In 24 hours. Free to poor. Dr. Kbcsx. 2844 Arsenal St, St Louis, Mo. JC f Mil per day at home. Samplesworth 85 u IU V. U free. Address SrnfsON St Co., Portland. Me . , (Sends to A. W. Hamilton fe Co., Ann Arbor, la Mich . for Dr. Chase's Family Phjsidan; si lis fast. Agents Wanted. Watson's Interest Tables. S3. SO. A MONTH and board in your county. Me or Ladles. Pleasant Business. Address P. W. Zuslib A Co. . Box 94. Chicago. I1L v r nMMClUT, -- Aas- ''-''-JSBS-m- iC-"L"oK-' For Imteraal and External Uae. CURES RHEUMATISM, Burns, Scalds, Chilblains, Frost Bites, Chapped Hands, Flesh Wounds, Sprains, Bruises, External Poisons, Caked Breasts, Sore Nipples, Toothache, Cramps or Spasms of; Stomachy Colic Asthma, or Internal Pain, Lame Back, Bites of Antma.fr Galls of all kinds, Sitfast, lUngbonesCracked Teats, Poll Evil, Garget in Cows, Spayins, Sweeney, Scratches or Grease, Foot Rot in Sheep, Striuahalt, Windfalls, Roup in Poultry, Foundered Feet, Fistula, Cracked Heels, Mange in Dogs. Ask your nearest Dealer or Druggist for one of our Almanacs for 1883. From the Christian Leader N. F., Oct. 28, H. Hkrchant's Gargling Oh Wo have made special personal inquiry in regard to the merits or this celebrated remedy, and find it a genuine article of rare value. 'Itia by no means a new remedy. The establish ment which produces it dates its manufao ture as far back as 1833, since which time It has been steadily growing in public favor. The natentees are anions: the foremost busi ness men of the city of Lockport. They are every way reliable. ' v From the Toledo (Ohio) Blade, July 6, 1871. Merchant's Gargusg Oil-This OW standard article, under the admirable man agement of John Hodge, Bsq., has reached an enormdus sale. It is an honestly com pounded article; it has merit, and-now, that the best business talent of the country is handling it, there is no reason why it should not double its present usefulness. No family can afford to be without it. For family use, as well as for animals, it is simply indis pensable. SPECIAL NOTICE. All we ask is & fair trial, but be sure and. follow directions. The Gargling Oil and Merchant's Worm Tablets are for Bale by all druggists and deal ers in general merchandise .throughout the world. , 4 Large Size $1.00; Medium 50 c; Small 25 c; Small Size for family use 25 c. - Manufactured at Lockport, N. Y., by Mer chant's Gargling Oil Company. 1 Secretary. EVERY WOMAN Will appreciate the following SIIElVrI- OFFER FOR SUBSCRIBERS to THE WEEKLY TIMES, which Is by far the best Offer made. Please read our proposition carefully. For SI. 75 we will send post-paid, to anyone TUB WEEKLY TIMES one year and one set o( SILVER IrA.TBD TEA SPOONS, made by the Sheffield Plate Company, Sheffield, England, sad sold everywhere for Si. SO a set. Wo warrant these apooa? to be worth the amount rep resented, and if not satisfactory, the subscriber may return the same, and we will refund the money Tbii Virtually amounts to fettiae SS for, Sl.75.' Addres TBLB TIMES. Ksatat City. HImmHU , WHAT WILL THE WEATHER BE TO-MORROW? Pool's Signal Service Barometer OU. STUKlH I3TjA.S AXD THEKItlWJIKTKK l'f)IMUH--7, WILIj TBTiTi YOU! It will detect and indicmto correctly any change in the weather 12 to 8hoar ! in advance. It will tell what kind of storm is approaching, and from what direction invaluable to navirators. Farmers can plan their work according to its predictions. Saves 60 times it cost in a single season. Has an accurate tnermometer attnenea, wnicn aione is worm uie price 01 ino cnmhmation. This ereat WEATHER INDICATOR it endorsed by tha most eminent PtjysicianB, Professors QCCT III TUF UinRI fl I and Scientific men of the day to be the DCO 1. 1 II I II L W UllLII I I The Thermometer and Barometer are put in a nicely finished walnut frame. wicn silver piated inmmuiga, etc., ibfitiih ii wuuiuui rcu uu up nament. newui order, on receipt Hil v HAlitnar them. SIM O.T, r Just the thing to sell to farmers, merchants, etc. i Q HfSHAmErVWStB H Litnoi.1 IHK Bg lmfww wejH Mm : ''JfiHr:il r mirH ::ffFllRi 1 lift rUStfln MB mtti Hja BSHHH 1 nB?i H m ! RhH I .O "KI ?aCi j-1 Hi m F W&M uc B!i ?M Wm la's0! Tiv 'iM il ItS ss H 8MlliiMl tssellMt. Invaluabki ta fc mo everybody. U. S. Postage Stamps taken if in good order, bnt money pre. ferred. A areata wanted everywfcere. 8end fto Chwar Mdjorpa. Address all orders to 08WEU0 THI-l-JnUJlKTISIC WUKfta, XT (Largest establishment of the kind m the icord)Osweffo. Osweao Co. N. Y. We refer to the Mayor, Postmaster, County Clerk, First and Second National Banks, ocany business house in Oswego. N.Y. ' WrtevourJ)KtOffioeOonntyand State vlainlv, and remitownumey order, draft on Seio York or -regx terta letter, at our rvtk. Tiiis -will -make a Beantitnl and Very U-cful Present. READ WHAT THE PUBLIC SAY ABOUT IT. I find PooPs Barometer works as well as one that cost3 SSO. You can rely on it every tune, Capt, ChaS. B Rooebs, Sbip'Twilight," San Francisco. Barometer recerredm good order, and must say that thejnstmmrnt gives perfect satisfaction u every respect. It is et! y made and wenderf ally cheap at two dollars.,; , Geo. B. Pabsosb, M, C. B. R., Office, Detroit, Mich. Pool's Barometer lias already saved me many times its cwi, in foretelling the weather.. I tia as wonderful cariosity and works torpprfection. . , , , , , F. J. Kobfutron, Milwaukee, wis. 'BEWARE OF k WORTHliESS MUTATIONS None genuine without onr Trad Mark; ndsign-ture of J. A. Pool on the back of mstru- mXo jr nAo ..'. 1ZL?..&l&rZ-9rSr MARK. r J- - - fT ...'T .. .... . j every in-trmaent ttrnuited Perfect and lieliaole. ize.l-mcheslong a IU wide.,. It not satisfied on receiving the instrument, return it at once and we will refund . 6ur money. Please state where you saw our advertisement. : r-r-T ? U , J- il ii mstru. :heslong (Tract ionttJPnrtaileySuL rrac arm. ble) . irthlfx; V- a MnuTUltCTC till MTCIIgO best i - Stuff, or Cbeatiftfifl boaas Imikatrons b5ue -'tVTiellmBanicksmrnworid:lsanipler. L' the'briee w less.' ' -,s' -- nnfWfwtSTAddre3Bar.A.BroaaoB,)troIt,Mlc. t-. IT. ,nfiJJtit. 'ft 947. vJ rpUB9M,PpXT0lt, ,-2Jnj .If. V -a w? A!t. E.f B. WHfett WBITINGV' TO ' AtoYETRTISERJ please ayiyra. saw the ad-eftise-ent la tkis paper. Advertisers like to no w whoa and where thsdr adV-tissmatsrare paj t,i5.iJ j- -..!'Kr '23s; I i... 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