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THE ALBUQUERQUE MORNING JOURNAL, FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 1909.
Ctt JTCX4xerxt
niornino journal
published by Hie
JOURNAL PUBLISHING CO.
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r a. mrvnrnnoH - prn.t
W. It, IJI'HKB ...g.lllor
m. b. iikninij ritr i.r
I. Ik BuUCHBR Sailawi ajafr
have shown their appreciation oí our fine bargain giving, by liberally patronizing our Semi-annual Clear
ance Sale. Have you been one of the crowd of wise shoppers? If not, get in line. Reflect a moment!
Can you afford to miss this grand opportunity of MONEY SAVING on just the merchandise you want?
Koi.r! aa .cotia clase mttr at lb
e..'i.fftc I Albueuerea. N. M.. UM aol
f Ouafras ef Mart I. 1171.
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RosenwalcTs
Where Quality Meets Price
TNI MOB M SO JriCXAI. M TIIR
l ...u Hri III M AS rM-VM OF NKn
annuo, et itotio tiik mi ipi rn
(ft I-1 1UJG Mr rl nlii AN riRl I )' jnn
flUK. AMI TIIK tUKTMOIl tlKHIle
I NI K AN rAUtt WUM.lt IHK AUK
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i-mu or MiwciiuTioif.
rostir, tor earri.r, o month. .,
liir. fcf anail, eoe numb
Ijol.r rireltia lhaa ea tticr Bir ta
h.t A.ilra. Ill Mr vmpmr la Hm MmJm
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r.rrlti.rr f N.w W.lleo, Coautf I Brae
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.. 1 1 r. and lu.t b..ii dulr or, tl.ri.r.i
tut .., tltal h. l Hu.Him Man..r of
b. A Uiimii.rnu M'-mlri Journal. n.l thai
rln iha month of j.ioir, In!, if tlr
rsiuii.'ii of the aai4 Albuouaiuu Moraine
J.iuriial trrst4 t.uCS c..ii. ir dar.
I). H. HOUOIIKH.
uainrM aUii.f.r.
worn en, .ubii-rltud ti.ft.r nta. a Notary
Pulule in and t-t ih T.rrltorir and "!
(íor.aaid, lb eta af " Novomn.r,
II. H, PAi'KKIIt
(dial) Notar futiile.
Tb Mriilnf Jaeraal ba. a hl.ti.f elr
Clilatloa ratina til" la aerara.! la ailf
ib, pa err la A I Mm a erg a ar oiu.r
sail, la Sw Meslea."-. b Amarliaa
,ar IMrrlrf.
ai nt tit mutis
MW HKIH'U
A M lill H III' IIOItltOltM.
rii'tiiirt of deadly ok iitiiMlnriM . In
ml tira, in different pails of the rniin
try, hnve fimic with anrh terrible fre
inliry during Ihe In Ht few weeks
thnl almost 'uní. vine ilotli trend iiiin
Hii(illnr' heels, an fust they f i 1 1 1 1 w . '
Tpi awful cinsí qucm c attending
tlii'i' explosion hnve nlti in ti ll wm lit
uHi- mu nil. .11, muí 1 1 1 1 ti i it M nnili
rvni vw hi'ip urn 1 1 1 '( u ! 1 1 n it wltut run hi
limn, to Kiiiit .inli I hi1 nifi'ty of tin
mini'., nuil iiolirt the tnlmi niiiln.
null fittiil tMii'iiiriir'a. And now
rutin a li ntirir w titer v. ho hu
minie t li Ih mibji'rt tin' Html" of a life
time, ii ml iiiiHWii (In- iiiKtlon liy li II
Inn II tluit aeli nee la iimvi rleMM tn
lil Hill (iliout In tt r i iinillllim, lie
I lino the minera, tin inNClVea, elirilliil
lie nimle lo observe the Hlinple pre-
itinllnna neeew.nr' to remhr their
hiiMlneati eoiniKirntlvely anfe. In the
i nnrae nf n exhuiintlve ntnteiiu tit of
the alliintloii, lie any.
"Mliilhtt eiiKlneer mnl ehemlMta
r i i n I n.. thri e huí tii of mln ih ii
'J'hey ijenoltlillllte thi ne (tlM a tile.
tliiini, nfti rilliii ii nil w hlteiliitnp
Now unit then minera cull the tun lat
ter t hnkedtnnn.
"I'irc ihunp Ih ttw only one of the
ttln Hull Ik eiiiHlve. 11 la a km.
Hlven off by mill under the Influí nee
of tin- Item of the Mirth. fhrmleiil
iiiuilyHiH kIkiwh I hut It I never the
aiinie tit utty tun minen It I lighter
I 'in ii ulniiii (.lii'i o nlr mi n in hi' 1 1"
n i r tile ronfa of ehiimheii., till ft m mid
i nllli Hoinetiinea II Ih fnnnil In
'fiorheta;" thiil In emllha In emil
velim. It rmiHlalN liiriiely of ciirbiiiet
ei hyiln.gi n, or lint I known mm
niotily un mnrnh una, fumlllnr to thum
who live tn-iir niiH.heN nuil MVtunia
I'lleiliiinp l nut evinHlp until It Ik
liilx.il nllh nil and hrnii;ht Into emi
tí, t with flume,
W in n I ! y Invented the minera
aiilety In 1 1 1 1 . It una tin. unlit Unit rill
liiiiin i of mine iv i 1 1 1 1 it i4 na over
Thla tu in i hn n no t:'.!!le aereen, n ltd li
dots n.. I inrniit the exit of the fhitne
Hut Un arrien Ii ti i ii out iifli r hunt
limine muí minera l.-. i.toe iHreia
liny will Hiimke In the minea It la
iiMMiimt the niliK, ytt on the it. ml
l.oilh or nltii- nut of ten victim, of n
mine ttiaiiHii-r III he ftnind the old
Hie. the tin If-tilled h.li k nf ti.lnuiii
mid tin. t w in. ill In n
"Snnieiinit , Inn, the I'liti li s mlnei
will i.iiii.' Ins Mi.. I tn hhiHt. wllh fut -I'l
l liiM' iid of i l,i The rt lilt In that
tile ful. i- tif tlm i .iiii , j.nwdir It
oi niiid, tint downwaiil. a flame Minuta
iii. anil If tln re In. mi nna iinnind an
t Vl'lin-ji'li x f 1 1 1-v 1 1 il t r
"Mm Ii an exi'liialim ainivi' ki ihiiiiI
would not l. i,tti.i..l. d nun u riiiiit'
i un-. i, ui t ltut in Hi" narrow,
ir.iiniH d tiitiiiin a nf a mm. , IhiiiiIii iIk
nf teit un.li t Kiouml. tin- r. milt la up.
pnlliiii. 'liit- uai a riiram il by tin-explni-i.iii,
ii,,,v i, , uIoiik Ihu inn . i.f
tin- ban reaiatanre. t.aitiifi. iKiatiuni
Hint ilialtlptlllK, lin.ti tin- iitl vrnli
mid m tin hlmti ni,. I wr'ik Hu m
Thn. Ini.i i-.'in, Dm., nuil' ra i,nt klll. il
by tin- t xpSin.it. n ami t ul, ,.ff thi ir all
rupph".
A, mu n aa tin -dump t xi lu.b a ret
tu!n t lieiun ul i bniiK' lake plu. e Tin
.i whi. h r. lilla a i tilb d alli rd.ui.p
i ll i- i a mm-' xplnMM', n i . . .n,it,..
r-ii i uiiip.iit it 1 1 it tl id iMilninl. a. Id
t.iii'iieli Afli Id. imp la it
aoout the inline aneifle gtavlly aa ut
ii'i.i j.h-i le li. Tin i xpli'Moii bar.
-tt tsy . , ! the tni.-n in the tir, n
o,iy t i . r- a 1 1 ertl.i nip itinaina It tnni
i. ti t ih, awful w oí k by limkitic lu
d.aih thi biiinrj and miiiKnd it'
lima who hf not bren kll 'd l the
I Imi.in.
' K.itiiftinit-a lj a.t, till, in ta after
damp, Hit t la found tile thud dnldl)
!, ' hit. .lamp " Tl.ia (a heavy and
lili.-, J In In I v M.it.ir a. k lb
K i. i,i n,l un í h... ra th.r Ilk-' lli tnlaa-ni-.tk'
vapora one where malaria
ith'iun.la. It ta i nrtxmle xitlf antl ia
mm. t tppwive, but ita fumn ,i. tl.ad
Iv. anil he who breath' II prri.hr In-
Mtmlv
"1 her ti ni f.re rnll a nra in the
.aft-Mi mtnea unly rtnnal caution
will aiail ami aim who rat, Ut p autl
live In danger, noon fori n contempt
for It (hut evrntuully beget careless
nens Thus other lives me sacrificed."
Till: VU1H IN HACK MICIIrK.
Ttie Idrth rnte In the llnlted Htmna
In the ilnva nf IIk AiiKlu-Hiixiiri youll',
Kiiya the Atliintlo Monthly, wok one of
the lilKheHt III the world. The best of
authority trun the l KlnnlriaT tif Mi
(Uclliie tn the flrat nppeararit'o nhou'.
Id.'.ii of IninilKiHtlon on a larite mu,".
Our leiit lillllOMlpher, tSellJnllllll
Frunklln, eatlmaiBtl nix children to it
normal American family In bin d y,
Tho uverime at the prcaent time I.
Hlfji'il ly nhove two. For 191)0 It la en'.
diluted that there nip only ubrmt
thren-fmirtha aa mfiiiy children lo ,m
tetitlal itiothera In America ua there
were fully yeura uao. Wele the oil
rate of the middle uf the century mm.
tulneil, there would be U.0'10 ni iu
hlrtha yearly In the átate nf Munm.
cliuaelta t lili ll now occur. In the
conree of a century the proportion of
our entire population, rnnHlNtlrtR of
children under the Hire of' ten, hn
frillen from one-third to one-(iia li"r.
Thla, for th whole I'nlleil Hlatea, .
eiulvlent lo the lima of about 7,(1011,
000 children. Ho nlurmln lia tM
phenoineriim nf the fiilllnn birth rut',
hernmn in the Australian folonli"
Unit. In New Hnulh Wnlea, a afiecijl
Kovernini'iilal comuiliialon linn voluml
noiiHly reiorlcd upon the iib,ect. It
Ih letlllinli'd that llii'le luia been il"
illnt. nf nliniit one-thltd In the finlt
rulniHM nf the penple In fifteen yeura.
New "nliniit even complulna of the
Inck of children tn fill her arritmia
The fat ta concerning the atiiRnutlnn, I
nay even the t'etriiKieaaloii of the pop
ulation of Fiance, ale tn(i well known
In need dcMciiptlim,
TIIK M.W SfX lir.
In the roiirne of an editorial review
ing the milliner In which Juduw Tali
hua been winning Hie regurtl and d-
niliatliin of the southern people, th
4I I.ouIm fllobii-Iiemncriit (.nyit It wua
nilil ilurlng the ciirtipnlgn Unit Taft
Would xiiiangn the elcctornl vote of
any of the old t'onfed eruto tute for
twice an many vote of átate In the
north or Heal. The retetit election
ahottn Unit imiiii of the luemhera of
the Confederacy lire likely to cum,
over to the republican within the
next few yiar. The political atnith la
Retting tiled of holding aloof from the
Industrial wmth. The old taunt by
(ii llnnlll. 1 1 ii 1 1 1 in 1 1 n il , Itutllml.ilr, .1, f-
ferMin IimvIh and other until hern
i hh f of half or twn-thlrda of a ccn-
lury Hito that Unir Heitlim wua ll
hewer of wood mid n drawer of wat. t
for the imltli I no lunger ufipllclihle
Mining and manufacturing are In
rea.-lng with grent raplilily nil over
the region belnw I he I'otomac and
the Ohio The Inlluelicea which have
BlM'n the retiubllcan party Ita away
Ihroutihout the ninth uie working lu
Ihe aume direction In the other arc-
liona. They nn overcoming pli Juill, e
and ttadltlon. UeorgUi, North I'uni.
Illiu un I Ti'lincasee may he planed In
Die doubtful hul 111 l!U2
I ll I ; I M ItI.IW IIM I OT.
, ('oinmniili'ntloli printed rluew Itrrr
In Hi n lmie of the Morning Journal,
from u con enpimdent at CIoMh, maken
un i at next argument In favor of the
A ut ra I inn ballot, and makea It pretty
li ar to in. nilirt a of the I. gilalurc
Unit by providing for ku. h nn up-to-
lutt1 change In our auti.iiated liectlon
lawa th.y would be pulling forward
(he very MiiiugcNt ttrgiiiuent lu favor
f amtehond for New Mexico that It
would be pon-lhe fur un to ue. It I
well known to every one who ha
ver W.nketl for the cunee o( Ktale-I
hood lor New Mexico, that Ihe Maple
argument among t nngrfmui'n, ud
people of the ululéis geiieiully. In op
position to our HitnilnMi'11, I that atich
large pioportlon of our people an
Illiterate, but tb paasage of an Ana
tr.ihan ballot Inw. In t onne. tlon with
ur preteiil excellent public at bool
yieni, would couillute an iill-niiri-
ni un, r to that objection.
O I I II I I II H I'..
The following paragraph
taken
nut Ihe local new columna of the
New York ll.rald. will alte ou a
leliy f.tif 1,1,.,, ur how lb wtalliel
lililí thi. p.op t. of the metrópolis
,.re Jum now "enjoying" com purea I
w ith
what wr bate In Alhuttucnpie ,
tul Hate bad neurit- all the lime tin.
tnt.-r
' New York put on a hnlf Inch gar
ment of I, r e-iertt iv . when rain fol
lowed by frertlng weather came to top
the Linn ill snow and bail with which
the aire, ta were already covered. The
old and the aiippery condition of ihe,hnn- tn.- iiiivib-ge ot substituting fori
pm. iu. iii b d i., on.- death ami toiibe word "fund - the teiiiiiiuiii.v used j
many Injun., among person afoot 'Xpr.aaion "crluptbn." and 1 feel
it wa i nr pin nomen.Mi known a tbeoij ....... t..e, h un, .inn, nae.i
ice Murni' uinl-r which tree andiwhl" 1 l"r"H o came (
wire, sutler parilculaily by the weight n,"r 1" '""U "n ''' ' ,,a "J j
,,,,,,i.,i,.,l ih... i i
,,k ,.. ... .tonjuions aa tney existtti in a mini-
Pera w a atrt-wn with broken twit,. , . . .,. , , t
. . . , , " her of the polling p laces In tlernallll.il
ami llnili antl frt-tpient bteaWa occur- . ... V ... '
M , . , . ' . Uouniy. could not have failed to ace
r.4 in I. leg, apt, and teleph.iae .- rrru,on with fraud opcr-,
Ana i"i. irom ine riinuc i.ig.-r'
allow i hut corulltloiiH were iihout. thi
aume In rhlliidtiphlu :
"Tim fierce florm of now, nccoin
filinled by u frieJnn teinperuture tind
a liliih wind, which awept the Hutur
dny iiinlit theater crowd und dlscour-
UKi'd runny from vent minx out ol
iliini'H, rriMde I'hlliidelphlrt a inoft mi
plenHiinl plini- miller foot yenterdny
Following ii morning thnw n ml u
diiwripour of ruin, luche of heavy
Mii.hIi, mixed with mud. filled the
downtown Htreeta. Market Mreel In
apntH WiiH HlmoHt linpitHHuhle win re
the anow had drifted Into the tiiiul-
holea."
MI MI)l(Ili TO I INt OlA.
Congrí' rnriti niplnti-a punalng be
fóle Februury 12, Ihe unnlvcraary of
Hn; one hundredth birthday of Alna-
ham J . I n i 1 1 1 1 1 , a hill iipproptiatlng ?.'.
00(1, OHO for the erection In Wanning
Ion of a great memorial to Lincoln
The proposition Iiiik the anjiport ol
Hprakcr t'linnon ami ullier leader of
Congrí-, who hope lo have 'rcitlt nt
ItntiHi-viit ign Uiu bill on l.lncoln'
blrthtlay.
It I the 1 lit li 1 1 1 1 n of tin. leailei'H to
provide fur the puivhuKc of all In ml
lying between the capítol and the
plaza nf the new ,0,000,01111 union de
pot, ii limit thirty inri in nil, ulil.h
will he i ii ii 1 1 " Into a park, lu the center
of which a 11,0011,000 monument will
he erected to Lincoln. While Intended
to curry out Ihe general plan for the
hen ut Ificallon of Waiihlngtoii ! lt
erect Ion, It I noteworthy that the
plan HUggeHted by FrcNldent Ifuoee
velt'H purk rnmnilhHloii win to have
thla mi rnnriul to I.lni nln He directly
otilli of the prcHtnt WuHhington
uiiinuuu nt and on tint hunks of the
I'otonuic. From lt biiHc tile proponed
ruemotial bridge from Washington to
Arlington vn to reach an huh the I'o-
tomuc river.
A I.ITTI.I: TM I Asi'.
We noticed tin automobile on the
Hlrei l y i Htenlay that Hi emed to be go
ing ut u rale Horncw hat In excenis of
the legal limit of ten iiille tin Imur.
and an niatter of cuiioHlly We timed
It for ii abort dinlamc, und found
that It took Juki twelve aeconda to
cover n illy block, which, Ituiiirtlng
Ihe width of the crn ntreet, Ih three
hiiiidrcd and lxty feet, or at the rtiti
of a little more than twenty-two mile
an hour, iiiln wa on ('riilinl uvenuc.
and II wua not q ilot lni'M car nor a fire
waron, ami xvt Itx rate of m (I wjim ii
Utile mme than u huiiilnil und twenty
per cent In i xci HM of the law ful limit.
The average t it men would not com
plain of it driver pitHslug the Icn-nillP
mmk by u few feet, but where a nuin
I to uhliiKc that he can not gneaa
within a hundred and twenty per cent
nf the limit, the police nil o n I il nee to It
i Ii it t be gitn li chance to go before
I Judge Craig, and have his perceptive
faculties aliarpi ned up n lil I ic The
"devil on hui Hiiuii k" Isn't In it with
Hume folks on it "devil wagnn."
Tin: AI STUH I W IIAI I.OT.
The sirongii-t Arguiiieiil 1'luit We
Could I -c In liimr of NIiiIcIiiiimI.
CIovIn, N. M , Jan. 20
180.
Fdltor Morning Journal:
The thirty-eighth New Mexico legfs
lutive UHaenibly baa enlivened, rind It
I hoped that there will be much
good work turned out by thla nwi'iii
lilv during the preaent ni'Nslon. 1 read
thla mol limit In the Journal the un a
auge which whs dtilvered by (lovtr
nnr Curry tn the membera of the two
lunisea In Joint aesslon on Monday,
and nol Ice with regit t that the gov
I HUI failed to HIlKgexl nln it legisla
tion tin election lawa u la ao much
needed, it ml which many people were
I so hoping he w ould urge In thla nn s
snge The governor lioea make nonie
-UKKestlons and utge
the enactment !
nf some laws that no doubt mean j
cleaner nnd more bniiist elections In
out' territory, but he lulled to mil the !
attention of our legislators to the evil i
Ibat pea at the root of most of the !
lotiuptlon connected with this terri
tir'.i politic. I ref- r to the evil that
its prole, ted and even fostered under
Ihe present system of voting which
could i'"t possibly exist In such mens
ure If be bud the Australian ballot
system In force In place of the old
outwoin mid corrupt method which 1
t"da p. minted tn operate In no other ,
St.lti
teiiiloi) of the union save
ene.
tiiir gov et nor t.il ia that "there
"en m itainls committed und no
I t e I .
,.,,,
of fraud mude at the last i
,,j,.,.
ihe writer may not place
u,,. alnr Interpretation upon the!
wot,) 'fraud" a bis excellency the;
governor of N.w Mexico, but using ' 4"","i",nro ' V'" u give the fanner i ti" i .i"i ii.ivuung
he word a. it Is oniiniii.il,' under- ' ' ."n- n!, I I hlm .!,.., i txtracIS hav always been hoil
' ' I"- r.ter ,a compel., d to ad- j ülmoTélers stuck Inildrl- nf cZ. eStly HO Change wa nev
nut th.it he witnessed muih evidence j.nt git out. essary since the eiiaclmenl of the
of t.,.u.r at the last .l.,tl..n, nnd I "What did he n, y ?- iNatinnal Pure I-ooi Law. ritlwr
ni-, i tu, m n irn un i in r w Al t
ico largtat . Il . I would nlso like o!,,,rr quarier. ure.
mane ao ..' ieuit'n l oiwrvmi
,aimg aucceaaiuttj
That
fraud" wa not charged doe ,
not tirgue that it did not exist, and
w hen our good governor tells ti, n he
dm In bl mesHoge tn the legislature
that uch was not committed, we nr
eomprlled to believe that his oljNcrva
tlon of the wny things were done In
inuny jiurt of the territory, must have
been limited. It rimy he true thnt
moat, or even 11, of the vote wer
counted 0 polled ut the election of
which we .peak, nnd were credited In
the parties which the voter would In
dl. iite by lila ballot, that he intended
to Hupport, yet no one familiar With
the fin t can but know thut money
wan lavishly apent upon the "unde
cided" voter, ond that his ballot wns
"mude out" for him by a "worker"
who did not trouble hlmaelf to in
siruct the "voter" whether he wan vot
ing for n Texn representative r o
New Mexico delegate.
The uiguineiit thnt this open bal
luting Id which our territory ho Hose
ly holda ond which ha ho long age
been (ilsciirdeil by our Muter átate
Is ol advantage to otheih mtvn the
party which can afford the greatest
sIiihIi fund and who him fit its com
ma ml the greatest number of ambl
liona "workers" anxious to "labor'
for their party at or n'ar tho polla on
election day, la without foundation,
ami Ih mipportod only by those who
viiieiiiiy have not ncnuulnted thein-
.elvc with tho vigorous oppoHltion
Unit Ih coming from the best element
of our citlzenHhlj), or who are them
hcIvch beneficiarle of the corruption
which thin method encourage.
I mail with much pleasure the edi
torial which appeared In the Morn
ing Joiirnnl thn duy after tho election
Inst November, In which was con
demned tlm practices of corruption an
evidenced lit tile election tif tint duv
before, and nt the sume timo argued
for favorable consideration of n sy-
teni that repregenta less corruption lu
the eondiict of our elections.
I should coiiNlder it very unfortun
ate myself, if there should he punned
ut l n in or the next session of congrewt.
an enabling act giving lis statehood if
We could not have nt t Ii Ih nesslon of
our leglHluture election laws pivsned
making obsolete this old noes system
under which our flections, uro now
conducted. To nrgue that tho one
party ur the other represents nlune
Ibis type would be unlheoretlcal us
will nn un fair nnd false. The system
as it now operaten, gives unlimited
power to the parly which chames tn
be In power: more especially If this
party should possess u large election
fund.
We could tlo notlilng that would
serve us better to prove to tho rep.
rtnenlailves of our sinter atuteg who
are now In Washington, that we are
now ready to uhhIhI them In upholding
the banner of progress und high civlll-
r.atlon which their, .own states huve
seen fit to help ralsi,', nnd that we are
now sufficiently removed from the
w'nys of the ancient und less cultured
to Insure them they ore taking no
risk to piuco In our charge the keep,
ing of the general spirit und the en-
couriigement of Ihe Ideals of our na
tion, which all the world has chuñen
to honor nnd respect.
1 he legislative assembly of New
Mexico can do no greater net and n
Unit would udd more to the fame of
the members who compose thin us-
senility, or render morn valuable ns-
nlstunce to the caune of statehood,
thiil! lo pons a law giving tn our terri
tory the Australian ballot system. Let
us hope that they will take the good
suggestion of tlie governor, nnd go
even farther in fixing up our present
system, w hich has become such a det
riment to good government in our
commonwealth. T. J. MAIIHY.
A good many people who arc very
righteous in their own estimation,
huve tt greut deal to say about Ih"
lioi ktiiilef mutiiy being "tainted,"
but we have noticed that none of them
try to dodge it if it happends to be
coming in their direction.
How Ing ami lining.
A man hired u soul hern negro to go
out with him to finh. The man was
doing the rowing, und finally turning
to his helper, uski il him If he couldn't
row "No. bos-s," was the reply. So
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J ", ',.' , V"?. , . .
ll ti II ll 11 W 111 fill h .i tu Ik hu uia nl.i.l
,.,.,, , , ,,,.,. Rud clInmi,, ;
i,nk with the fish. Turning around,
he saw the negro rowing the boat
away with vigorous strokes, und, cull-
: "I thought you told
me von couldn't row"" 'Oh. ill. I von
mean pull th boat, boss? thought
you meant could 1 ro' like a lion."
Atchison Olobe.
lil Scruples.
The talesman wu trying to evade
Jury duty.
"Conscientious s.runlrs. I suppose?"
saiii tne court, wearily,
'Ves. your honor
"Youldn't you. if the law demand
ed, send a man to the gallows.'"
"I'd hate to at the rute of nuy
Juror gets." refilled the tal.inun
Philadelphia Ledger.
ti big lCven.
"""ist inn nua paiu ooy io tiring
" r m ' mnn mil'
i
'-,vhnt sort of é
,( n.,Vt. ,1UlmK,he nial áason ?"llt
--.-iio.-- an-wered ilr. Cumroi;
"mother and the rirl will tie at. buv
h",Kl" ''" their clolhea that they
."" nt'i a'"t'
mar" Washington Mtar.
I'l.ar.. 1. , L,,
Knlcter Who are ine newlr rich T 1
Hot ker Thoa who know the parta i
of an a 1 1 1 n twitp . i. n thM ,. v
ar - eet h. Kxrhange. ;
rl By th I
5
QMS',
Second I
FlddU
Take Him Itui'L.
Oh the HeiiHtor
In l'unk upon
The Wubush;
Take and roll him in the fragrant
New mown liny;
(jintly douse him In the softly rip
pling waters
From trje banks of the Wabush
Far a way.
Mr. Hevcrldg' Is knocking
And In knocking;
His hammer's out for statehood every
day;
They should flip a run Into his
Chrlntmus ('.locking
On the bunlis of the Wabunh
Far away.
Once tho Senotor
Ha chesty
From the. Wabash
Ríale a I'ullman car Into
New Mexico
With the blinds pulicij down;
He rattled
O'er the landscape
Since which time we've never nnd .1
llloomlng show.
We inn never have these
Lobsters In tho union,"
Quoth the Menu tor with high snd
Haughty mien;
Many of them hardly ever m.e
tooth-brush,
They are noisy, rude and shucking
And plebeian."
Oh this Hooslcr
Might nmuse yer
But for blocking
The rising of a brand new
Statehood slur,
For his hammer's ever buny, knock
ing, knocking,
Since he took thut ride upon
A Pullman car.
Lead him gently back beside
Tho rippling Wabash,
Place him underneath a ntnclt of
New mown hay.
Mr. Hevctidge would look more orna
mental
On the banks of the, Wabush
Far wny.
. :;
THE r.OCKINO CHAIR cure for
dyspepsia is Ihe lateRt New York sen
sation. No Joke about tt the worst
stomachache known to medical sol-
nee will disappear If you rock vio
lently nil the time you ure eating
Welsh rnrebit comalnes easily with
fruit cake and mince pin If you per
form the uct of inuHticatiou and de
giutiou co-lnctdenlly wllh the gently
soothing motion of n rocking chair.
All of which makes one feel a mild
surprise ut the effect which this mo
tion Is currently reported to cause
when one In tuklng one's first ocean
voyage. Some one should link Wiley
about It.
CONOUESS Is really getting penuii
oun. Think of the outrage of deny
ing the vice president and tho speaker
of the house nn appropriation of u
measly little $."i,000 for carriages and
horses. Next we may expect the
house to cut down I'nch' Joe's cigar
allowance.
TF.XAS will not object to the ex
pense of transporting the fifty tons ,
of silver dyllars In which the Ktund-1
ard is going tn pny that million nnd
lialf fine. If the Wuters-l'terce peo-
pie were a trifle foxier they would
pay It in ten cent pieces.
THE GENTLEMAN from New York
! rpnr "led himself from u bunch of
'language which makes lord Hyron's
phraseology appear lucid.
4c
UNLESS YOU ure looking for trou
ble, dou't nsk the muyor whether or
not it is true that he Isn't a natural
Ivtcd cltixen with the privilege of suf
frage. AMID THE hurly-burly it muy be
well to remember that the evening
paper fought lower county salaries nil
through the fTOti campaign. This
sudden neoes of seal in behalf of the
Common Geeier la tuune for mirth,
flPEAKINO f war horses. Messrs
Spies. Mlern ond Catron might al
most be culled a whole military livery
stable.
if.
NO POX Fl ft MATION lias been se-
No Change
Necessary
n . , n,.i- .... .-i ...,
as to label or their manufacture.
1 hey have had tor nearly halt a
century the patronage of the iiiiel-
'2rt housewives of this Country.
flavoring
Extracts
Vandta
Larnonj
Orang
Rok).
JUST IN
Fresh Shipment-
BLACK EAGLE LIMBURGER
Without exception the finest
Limburger packed
Try it
í'v'í'
Ja
an
cured of tho report that Oovernor
Kibhey would resign hs Job It' state
hood tails.' Curious what tales tney
do send out of Arizona.
COI'.NCILMAN Hunley In rumored
to be working for u navy yard, for
Albuquerque. No, this lias nothing to
do with schooners.
He.
YF.S, dear reader. It is quite likely
that the bulmy summer weather han
some connection with thut cut In the
price of coal.
TI1K1U experience at tho recent
bond election may teuch a few well
meaning taxpayers to take the trou
ble to get registered next trip.
"THE PEOPT.F; come first" and
the Scriptures tell us that lie that Is
flrat sJiull be l;l.st.
:t
TUB CAIlLSjH-AD Current says:
"The statutes ure full of rotten laws
Repeal them." Oh. very well,
a
Till'! LKfil.SLATl'ltlO has malted
off must peacefully.
. ;ri.
WILLKTT or Wilbtt not?
Sidelights
From Santa Ft
Spstilal rrrHiodenr lu Moraine Juuraal
Santa Fe. N. M., Jan. 21. "1 draw
four dollurs a duy for sixty days be
cause 1 allowed myself to get elected
to the legislature," said a member of
the house mournfully following the
forty-ninth consecutive cuuens on the
employe question. "It costs me on
an nveruge five dollars n day to stay
here
That Is where I lose sixty dol-
hit s.
iiien 1 am going to give 123
ap(.(.P to four chaps who I incautious-
)y brought ulotig on the chance of get-
ting mem jobs, wnicn is worth a
hundred more. Thnt makes a net j
loss of $10 for the session. Put ev-I
cry good citizen ought to be prepared
to make sacrifices for his country
when he's fool enough to get himself i
elected lo the legislature." j
!
An ambitious young man applied to i
an noxious ami exasperated statesman'
Tuesday for a Job In the legislature.
The statesman bad just been figuring
on how he could dispone of seven up-1
pllcants in two available positions and
he hadn't arrived.
"Are you a stenographer?" he nsk- '
ed the applicant.
"No. sir." j
"Pan yon run a typewriter?"
"No, sir."
"Can you keep books?"
"No. sir."
"Pan you spenk Spanish?"
"No, sir."
"Í think," snitl the statesman slow-!
ly. "thnt you ore certainly qualified
for a Job. If you ran convince me
you run sign your pny clieck lil put
yon on."
A HeligloiiM AutlitirV Statement.
For several years I was arTIIctcd
with kidney trouble, and last winter
I was suddenly stricken with a severe
pain In my kidneys and was contined
to my bed for eight days unable to get
up without assistance. My urine con
tained a thu;k. whjte sediment and I
passed same frequently day und night.
I commenced Hiking Foley's Kidney
Remedy, and the pain gradually
abated and finally reused nnd my
urine became normal. I cheerfully I
recommend Foley's Kidney Kemedy
For sale by J. 11. O ltieliy Co.
Director Ellis expect to see all the
memliers of the second lio s' bund at
I.eamard and Liiidem inn a store
promptly tonight for practice with
the new instruments.
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We want to close out our '
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men's and Children's
Shoes as well as our en-
tire stock of Felt Goods.
In order to accomplish -this
in the shortest
time possible we offer
them at greatly re
duced prices.
see our window display
il.on Shoes now $:l.ii(
.l.r.O Shoes now 2.7."
3.00 Shoes now 2. Jo
2.r,0 Shoes now 2. till
2.2K Shoes now t.H.'i
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ASTROI'OCiV.
Xenl not Im ismsiilicd to ar
rive at tlie conclusion that your
winter suit r oicrcoui if scot
to us will Ih relit rued ItMikitiR
as good as new for I lie qnalli v
of (ieuiilng ami pressing work
we have proves conclusively
hut our work Is ulways lir-d
lasa. Try ns and Ir eran incctl.
Ilolh ladies' llntl (elltlellictl'a
parnients.
Ifenrv Clcnn!nr Pressing To.
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I'maUiNlI t s. Prayer.
Willie, aged eight, was taken by hi
father tn his first football game. Tin
feature that cougbt his chief approv
al, however, did not become evident
till he said hi prayers that night To
Ihe horror of his parents Willie prav-
ed.
nith true lnotbull snap:
"(iod bless papa,
Ood bless mamma.
lot! bless Willie;
Boom Hah! Hah!"
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