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THE ALBUQUERQUE MORNING JOURNAL, SUNDAY, JANUARY 7, 1912.
TWO. tbt Jflbuquerque morning journal (Offlrlal Jlaw-tJapaa at Km Motes) fsulukea by kv JOURNAL PUBLISHING CO. t A. atACPHKRSON j All eh a hi.ack ... m. DANA JOHNSON ........ .Prft.lil.nt .Managing nan. ltd ma- U'raliril Ilcprcwiilatlve, C. J. AMKltHN, Marquette Hulldtng, Chicago, lit Kastcrn lU-prcacntatlwa, ItAI.I'll It. MI1.1JOA.V, 8 1'ark How, New York. Entr.d s.tvnd-MaM miiur at th. foauiffli-a l Aii.uuurqua, N. M.. undor act at Conir.H of Mama i, 1(71. THR MimMMI jolKNAI. IS TIIR , tt AlHVU H I III If AS I'AI'KR Of1 NKW daiiii. uri'i'OK rixi tiik rwin. I CJPI.. Or 1IIK KM'tBI.UA PAH'ir SIX lilt TIM K, AMI TMK METHODS OF TIIK RKI'I III H A rAHTf WUKN THKV AKB KllrWT. J l.ar-r rlrroiatlna tnaa any othar Miwf ' la Now MmIm. lb only pan la Maw Mnlia laaaaa day la Ui. ysar. Tt.il MM Or Bl BNI KIfTION Pally, by mall. on. mmitrt Dallr. by earrl.f. ona month ....( ....do "Tba Moraine Journal ka a htshar elr aalalioa raiina tl.a I. reocrt.J la aay Uar oapar la Vrw M.itaa." '1 b aVaaarl aaa Ksw.papar Ulrarlury. .. i4ti'trr.Hgia NKW MKXICO i i;tivi:s nut Tin-: hi:x. Among the bandits iillrlbiituble I" a rec.tif poultry show must be pliirnl th renewal of the eonllileiirn of ilia iimut.-iir hen owner In the hkkI lH II y of securing eRgs from Unit variety if fowls, says the Chicago Inter Ocean. It In no nrrri't Unit mimy amateurs, ii ft it limit and exhaustive rxprrimctilK with hens, IihiI iilinnl come t.i lln eon elusion thHt the stories ubout hens lay IllK egg Were niytlia Hint the rggs were secured from some independent source mill for the suiim Inscrutable reaaon generally nnrrllu.il to I lie hen Ami It was, lifter iOI. not iintialiirul for thrm t jump to such it conrlu nlon. AfliT tiuy Insx expensive hen, providing thrm with nil the romfnrtii 'of homo, and, In particular, feeding , thrm tiny In ami day out ape.ial guar anteed egg-lujing In n f !, ami "till mining no eggs, tney rrriiiiniy nun ground for Incredulity. However, there ran be no rpirallon of the fHCt that rggs wore liilil liy hen at I In' poultry show, l.ilil unilrr snrh circumstance that there waa not the slightest possibility of ilrrrptlon, laid Willi It cheerful readiness which real- protectorates are called by even gent ler name ore rrforred to as "jonti of inllurnrr," but "zone of Influence" uiul "prolcrtorntr" are wortln uarj to Uusrrllir trrritor' destined for nnnrxa lii.ij. kh) the JarksonviUu Tinira -I'nlon. Jt U Hnnounreil tint Mongolia and Cliliuae Tartary will become Independ ent of China und K" under Kiihhiu protei'tlort. HuhsIii la ulxo extenilliiK a "scone of tnllurnie" OVrr tho imrtll eiu iiirt of KuMHiu. Jf all theau plarK are rurried out the ciiar will rxtond hl power over ferrltorj' K'eater than that or u II Kurojie outaiUr of JtuHla. In 1'ernla llrra't Ilrltaln la coming up from the aou'Jl to meet KunKla. lu lu rxtemlini; er "zone of inMurnro" northward. Jt la wife to any that if KuhhIi! tel rimtrol of MofiKolla i.'id Chlnene Tartary Urcut Hrltaln will take charjfo of Tlilh"t In the two reRinna rxteiiiliiiK In r Inlluence over nearly a nillllon rrillrM of territory. W hile KiiHKiii and Great Hrltala nre KriihlilriK Japan will not alt Idly by. Hhe will probably axaumu full rontioi of .Munehtiriu more populous thoi uh not aa exienalve an MonKolla uh the prii'O of her a'iulerenre. China will thua ho Htriiprd of .ill her ilrpi iiilenrirM with Krunre, and tirrmany unprovldrd for. ltuly la too loiny in Tripoli to uttempt unytliing line nml AtiKtrla-HiihKury baa never xiiown any ilexim for dlHtmit poHara- vIoiih. h'ranrn Ih In ulliuni'n with lirriit 1'iilaln and HuHHtit and may eoiiHi nt without romprnHiition to thrlr proJrrtH. It Ih not probuhle, howeve,. Hint (lirtnany will wlllliiKly fonaeiit without KettliiK a Khiiie of the prey. IT Uormany l to derive benefit from Urn divlHlon, bowrvir, l-'rance would hr iilinoKt rrrtaln to rlalm a Hhure. (lermuny mlxht claim territory In North China where tlm republican liropiiKapila haa not Npread but Kranrr, If aim niinexrd any territory at nil, would Imve to take II from Houth China, the urea III revoll, It la not probahlo that Japan would ronarnl for rirrmuny to arqulra terri tory in Nontli China and if nno grub followa another uh they generally do there Ih (bunco of 1111 ulmoxt world wide war. Vndrr the new Amerlrlu Ideiia wo would have to take Homo part or other Jutit to hIiow that our coun try In a world power. EVERY STATE WILL BE REPRESENTED IN CAPITAL ' DOES IIR KXOWf Mr. Lawrence Abbott, prealdent of tho Outlook company, the man who ha the diatlngulahpd honor of alien ing the pay check for the Contribut ing Kdltor, at a hundred plunki a word, anxwera the world's greateat riddle by declaring that even Colonel (tooaevelt hlmxclf doran't know whether he l willing to be a can didate for the presidential nomina tion. T'hla ia probably the real heart of the tragedy. Torn with conflict InK emotion, the Colonel doesn't know hlmaelf whether or not he In will ing to answer the call of his fellow countrymen. Worst of all, he doesn't know whether they are going to call him or not. It i all an enigma to fh fnl,.rw.l Ilia mnla1 im.lii.l.allnn . ' . ,, i , . . . , ' I ISperlal CorrnpnadcDre to Mornlnf Jonraall , . . , ; , """"""j Waahington, I). C. Jan. 6. Interest 1 . . .. ,,, 'in tho approaching PXhTal Aid (Jootl Widespread Interest in Federal Aid Good Roads Convention Assures Large Attendance at Meeting,- president or not! No wonder the Colonel's utteran ces on the subject have been a bit Irascible. Any man wouid have a grouch In such a case. If be knew that he would nnd couldn't, or was punitive that he could anil wouldn't, or bad decided fully that he couldn't and shouldn't, It rniKht be different Hut to have absolutely no Idea as to whethrr he would accept the noml nation If offered no wonder Mr. ItooHevelt ia non-rommltlal in twen ty-flve dally Interview. The politeness with which that ediicuted bandiL held up a Southern f'uiifle train and the in born reflne- mrnt with which hr hoved the fret of the clrrks into the mall sacks, demonstrate in a xtriklng manner the Inestimable value of a college ed oration. Willi all Kun.pi' in competition, 011 American firm has been arlected to furnish the royal bath tub for the new summer palures of the royal fam liy of Hpain at Hantander. Thia ought to make the bosom of every honest patriot wcill -with pride. TIIK (.KIT OF SONt.H. More than 1.2U0 poxtrarda and let ter have been received by James Whlti'omli Kllry during thn recent CbriHtma season, carrying to him the greeting and good will of aa many friends and admirers. There Isn't much doubt that the great majority of the. gift were from men and woman who know the port and rare for him through hi wrltlngH nnd not from per aoniil iinpialntiinee. How many of the great and power ful men of America received 1,200 ChliHtmas tokens? of the few who may have bin ao honored ami-so sin ali'd out front among their fellow, bow many owed such intentions to a Ikl.I lint rum' ilr.iuniH I In. f.l, I, . 1. 1.11 ' ifi'i.llnir n 1,1,1, I.., .1 .... ...1.... .... amate ur during the eorlv dav of his ' ' " mm ' experiment. !flllv n"1"' r lt"1" or "ny "I'ertatlon of ,, . .'. , , , . . '. .1 Isrrlng him or hrarlng him again, un Itut even this significant proof of the ... .,,.. , . , , , ..... . , ' ,, , I'-ss they happen to be very near lliigli- Wttmt lliu I iiiiil.i fn 11. . 1 .1 1w.11.lil lii.iu .... y .,... I,,,,, ,,r extremely close frlwiid. The Hlley ChrlHimaa mull wag aim- hen will respond to the mil of duty and present their ow ner with the long experted and miirh deserved i-gg doe not solve the amateur' 1 1 11 1 problem. The question still remains of how Is it posaihle lor him to aeciiie, In Hie quiet of bis own domestic hennery, the re aulta which iiiiule thotiKiinila ailmlre at the poultry show? Obviously, (f the hell were stimu lated to lay fgiis by the Importance of the nrrtmlon, the bunds, the crowd, ply proof of the charm and the grip of song. It showed how poelry louche Hie heart, even in this mute riallatlr age and country. It brings to the true I t of Hie people what wealth can not buy or power compel. If the Ananias lub wishrn to be a exclusive a It dignity and position call for, It will nt once send out the announcement that those who grate fully acknowledged unappreciated Christmas presents will not be admit ted to membership, . A sympathising friend of president Taft ha aent him a beautifully bound copy of the Hook of Job. Jt la to be feared that this will convey to some wicked Insurgent the suggestion to send to him the Jlook of Jonah. After all, however, It simmers down to the question as to whether or not the proposed new Incumbent of the higher bench Is satisfactory to Mr, Hoosevelt, Lincoln Hteffena will oblige every body by going to Persia right awny and settling the trouble caused by thorp healthy and good-hearted beys from Itiissln. Why that Kentucky man should have killed the gentleman who gave hi wife a pair of shoes is not at once evident miles the slayer needed the shoe himself. n in: iimi:mm.i. If the report that Julian Haw thorne, or the famoua novelist the pri'si lire of competing hrn of arts-1 bit made use of that rrlehrated name tormtle lineage from all over the In order to promote a stork swindle ranntty, und by Hint alone, the nma-jand milling confident e game, be true, tenr I still In a woeful case. He can-'be In entitled to all the ptiiilKhmcul tint hope to Htirrouml bis private hcnxjtliat the law provltlex. A film Ham with all these expensive Imitation to j name I bail enough under ordinary taring. . cirev'ns'.ance. but the narve 111 id" Hut we are Inclined to think that i aninst Hawthorn. Iiule .tten .in tm thia reatly response to the demand ot i usual degree of depravity; for the the occasion was not caused by the; reason that the alleged pam.ihlct, aurrounding so much a by the fact "Srrrrta of Solomon.'- bold out be that the hens wi re laying for a trophy! f,, re Mriiggllng journalists of all wuu uh y ii nnzeii mat their earnest j.ersotiB- chunre endeavor might be rewarded by the! uK,,oi ,,ri. liver cop whh h this newnpiiprr of fered to the best laving hen tram. If thia liuli rd be true, and every thing point that w iv. the amateur tired have no further frar of indulg ing M taalra in the il I r.ct Ion of chUi.i 11 farming All that be needs to do It to furnish hU bins with Hie Incentive if a nice ,i.i..nt to make Teal Not to mention the reprehenxlhlllty of prostituting a noble name o the end of fleering the widows and orphans. A Topek.i milliliter took his own lltV the other day by rutting his throat with a aafity ta.-.rr. Wln-n a man fully 111l1vr1s.ini with the use of Hie draw Chain nrmor Is recommended for future pence conference delegate and doubtleaa Mr. Carnegla would be will ing lo supply the steel at 11 reasonable figure. Tilt) Oklahoma governor is acrap ling with the court. Oklahoma would be lost without a governor who could scrap with aome one. The bank at Monte Carlo la the only one to achieve a currency system ao that It survives all rumors that some body has managed to break It. If T It. is really a friend to pro grcfalvelsni. It Is natural that LaFol lette should wish him to advance and give the roiintc ratgn. OWEN'S COUNSEL SURE CLIENT WILL WIN HIS CONTEST FOR OFFICE f aome ' ,t, (,, t i hi . I. saw Und or i.ibi-r s..m. t b mg that la ml- plain- tutus ,si minted to npp.-al to thnr ptnl.- ami uis the sil.-lv Cnphhiv as hi n nrrlal ( orfwanonilnic to Mornlna Jaaraall Clovls. N. M., Jan. r Judge Trr- r..ll I.. It r - 1. In. If.. ,.! "" re. iierr hnlfe ami h ,.,,,,.. , . .. lr fr.-m all these and In the raxe of O. I.. Owens against ramir. It Ja up to thrl'li-orge Van Ktone for corporation f the nllrgr t rut -Iras ' 'onimll..ner In the recent etertlrin. .111,1.7 i..r-1-..ii Ihl.l,. l... H.,ti 1 r I, 11 ntilstk-r . r . I ..r ... ... ,.l.,i.. 1 . T.111 imvr no j, ,u wniiiiiiK mr riixi lor nis riiein as me otrtciai count allow liianutiii tuli ts Now Hint vv in., to think reallv i nun li to i vpnt a Io n t do ,i r b. t w of k w itli 1,. thing in i.ros The Cb-vrl.iiid leader fiv: 'Ni-w'Hixt 1.CJS votes tdari-d uooti the of pi-it ri..t t I .,i,. 1, Mining n,l thi-M.xico is biiving trouble i. r Its rlrr-LM'1"1 denim Title ballots were acttial- Liwisur.. of l n,t. ti.....i .. 1.. 1. 1 1 ! f"- Owens, nnd the owni 1- and t he 11, 11 l,l..,i j t a. v li.ing bis three thousand xhe. p. disi 'timing uv r tin- I. a. k f. -n. -. H. lis work, or there wouldn't be any trim I.I Roads convention to be held In Wash ington, by tho American Automobile association, has proven to bo much more widespread and cnthusinstlc than hd been anticipated. The Indi cations now are for an attendance that will represent every Section, and neurlv every atate, and include large delegations of farmers, business men, motorials and other classes to whom the question nf road improvement Is u vital one. That many of the state governments are ready for the consideration of the Federal Aid plan Is indicated by the action of a number of governors In appointing delegations lo represent their states at the convention. Among those who have already named dele gates are Governors Nhiifroth of Colo rado, McOovcrn of Wisconsin, Mann of Virginia, Dencen of Illinois, lileasc of Hoiith Curollnn, Allen ot Montana, and Hilrhriat of Florida, othrrs who have promised to name delegates are Governors Mills of New Mexico, oa horn of Michigan nnd Harmon of Ohio. Most of the other governor:; are expected ulo to name delegates. The response of the business organ izations of the country him also been gratifying. Among the associations! of this kind that have promised to send delegates are the l'.irminghiiin, Ala., board of trade; the Ureensboro, N. C.. chamber of commerce, the Danville, 111., , Industrial club, the Nashville, 'J'enn., board of trade, the Toledo, (i., commercial club, and oth er representative bodies of merchant." und manufacturers. A considerable percentage of statu highway commissioners will be In au tendance, as well as representatives of several national and state organiza tions of farmers. An addition to the list of speakers at the convention Is the Hon. M. K. Springes of Oklaho ma City. Mr. Springer will attend an delegate from the state of Okla homa, and has prepared a paper on methods of financing road building which contains some Interesting new mggestlons for combined federal state and county aid. As illustrating the Interest felt in congress on the subject of federal aid and the extent to which members are favorable to the general Idea, a poll was recently taken of tho Ohio dele gation consisting of two senators and twenty-one representatives. Fifty per cent of the Jninators were in favor of federtl Hid, ftofiator Pomerene de daring uiiijUullftrtlly for such appro priations' In preference to xpemiliiR money for battleships, while Senator llurton vvits emphatically opposed to any suggestion of federal nii Of the 21 representative, 14 per cent de clined to state their posijion, and another 14 per cent, while approving the general proposition, added condi tions to their approbation. The re maining 72 per cent or 15 out of the total of 21 congressmen, declared 1111- iiialifiedlv for federal co-operation with the states in highway improve ment. This poll is especially slgnifl- ant because Ohio is not only central ly located between the east and west, so that its sentiment may he consider ed fairly typical of that of the wholn otintry, hut Its population is almost equally divided between city and country, while the balance between the two great political parties In the state, and In Its congressional delega tion, is almost equal. While It is pos sible that among the entire memlier shlp of the federal congress the ma. Jorltv In favor of federal aid would not be found to b so overwhelmingly large, yet letter:! received at A. A. A. national headquarters show that con xlderahly more than half beard from are favorable. The first session of the convention will he hold in the Hotel Kalelgh, Washington, 0n the morning of Tues day, January 16, with afternoon and evening sessions on the same day, and morning and afternoon sessions on the following day, WW the. 1 THE SOXG OF "Til E III' IX, ' (Note It may be explained that our ex-delegate In congress rendered this composition Friday just after il was announced statehood would go over for a week.) One more week on the pay-roll; One more brief delay; One more lease of velvet At twenty-three per day. , Seven days more at the pie counter Another breathing space; A Job in the hand Is always worth Two some other place. One more call at the White House Kven tho' Solomon's gone; ( me more batch of pensions One more siren song. One more week to "do things;" , Another of fate's reprieves; Onu more grist of 'Shekels The anxious heart relieves. One more glimpse of Penrose; More pasture for the Hull; Him of the Noiseless Gumshoe And the Senatorial pull. Take no thought for the morrow; What ho get busy today; Oh life is great In Washington I'll be a long time away! (From Judge.) When Emily went out to shop A year or so ago. A tiny leather purse She dangled to and fro. She wore a hat so wide of brim It hid her pretty face, And in her skirt a dozen yards Were pleated into place. Hut, lo! a brimlesa bonnet now Adorns her golden hair, And skirts but half u yard urmtnd. 1 in mo Fushion bids her wear; For nil tho stuff that made her hat And dresses once so wide Has gone Into the funcy bag Shu curries at her side. Minna Irving. TIIR BATH ROHF. Gown or Towel Dress Is the latest. Next we may ex pect but let us not borrow trouble. THE HAPPY SMALL boy. buried In his delightful study of arithmetic and jogerfy, will soon forget that there ever was such a thing as holidays. MISS C LA It A BARTON admits she is DO years old. Hut she didn't admit sho was 40 fifty years ago. SHERIFF HARUUROER of New York county is now battling with a rush of women who want to be made deputy sheriffs. We estimate that hla name before he is through with this, will be changed to Hamburger. WHEN THE NEWSPAPERS show a disposition to forget the Colonel We takes occasion to state that he is still out of politics. "E have sold our Dry g Store to Mr. Ghas. Mc Clanahan. We ask our patrons to give this gentleman their bus iness, feeling sure they will be satisfied. All bills due and payable at our store, 2 1 4 W. Central Ave: S. VANN & SON ' To the Consumers of Glorieta Beer as rgSSgg By courtesy of the Management of tho South western Brewery ft Ice Co., a beautiful tray will be given free with every case of "Glori eta Beer" purchased from now until January 1, 1S12. Tills tray ts not an ornament, but a useful and serviceable article which will be a creditable addition to any liouseliold. Bo not let tills opportunity go by, but order early. 53 T Southwestern Brewery & Ice Co. Phones 57 and 58 THE STRAW vote fiend is again at large. THE MEDICINE HAT weather fac tory appears to be doing business at the old stand this vear. AN ENGLISH magazine says: "Americans are a hard, materialistic. merciless, lawless people." Aside from this, an Arizona exchange says they are probably all right. WITH NEITHER an army nor a weapon, it hardly seems necessary to have arrested General Reyes. WE WILL WATCH for the exDres- sion on the ground hog's face. FROM THE VALDEZ fAlnska) Miner: Following are the winners of or tnose ;'",.""rull" ft Da 'ln ,ly. "someone has taken a big piece of ginger cake out of tne pantry Tommy blushed guiltily. of the Christmas cigars the women gave us. MR. ROOSEVELT may yet be tempted to declare himself a candidate as an anti-peace demonstration. THE FREE AND unlimited coinage of political fakes has never been at tacked by the currency sharps. ,,-.-- e - t - THE CONGRESSIONAL Record has been completely outdistanced both by the Outlook and the Commoner. If it wants to keep In the competition it will have to smoke up. "GO SOUTH, young man, "says Champ Clark. Naturally he recom mends a district where the electoral votes are sure. "A CHARACTERISTIC and pecu liarly infamous falsehood!" Is the lat est detonation from the office of the contributing editor. It is utterly need less to repeat that he Is the same old colonel. A NEW MEXICO paper has an edi torial headed "Mistakes of Editors." Throw him out. We have no use for an editor who admits that editors ever make mistakes. It isn't ethical. GOVERNMENT DECIDES TO BUY FRANKLIN CANAL Washington, Jan.. 6. Secretary.-, of the Interior Fisher )f day authorised the reclamation service to negotiate for the purchase of privately owned Franklin canal, for which 1120,000 Is asked, to provide Irrigating land In the vleifilfy of El Pao under the Rio Grande project. No plan was made for distributing water to lands In Tex as under the Rio Grande irrigation project bemuse ..it wag thought the people In the valley bMovv would dis tribute the water at their own ex pense. The opinion now is that to In sure the success of the project the government must carry the water, to each Irrigator's farm. , IT LOOKS as If the University of New Mexico were going to have tho best athletic season In Its history. Good work. It is a good plan to de velop the brawn with the brain. "THOMAS," said the mother, severe- SPRAY THE CODLING MOTH AND E THE APPLE no ib'i.bf have thir pri.-,n tl d.slti And If thav that the r - -1 r -1 . cl'lot:' give, a thought ! their pel H'tiul l uiw f. r pntt Unlit-, th, fiatlif ,ll!v I'll.- .til it 1 1 it u , I .- . it difTi r. n t -w.iid his .-,n ini,t ' i fr qurrit . The r p r inn ut liver mug or a r.-d ! k ribbon 1.1 ior..im proMratlon. evidently Ihlr aome liit;,- Kilt t al. ult.-.t t. i.ipe.il t ,, I ,pon i.al apt II binding must be a the up..,.. I., tin- ton that i th. oust "tun on the vstem of the binder diligent in l-r ! itiiaa la rt.un'i -ll as the hanind. Worth triiiiu. And i.iiVs. th. b-a-on J . , , t (lie Mlltn- !. i :v.- -.:- a-a tllKilll'l t TI..V bad ptr'e.llv aa rlV uf- atooil in linn a.rttt e the t - i ale.. 1. 1 fr if lu.. tun; out in i slilarma. ad le etoim nt t,.ti-tu l -r alt .-.! .v that a harming FnrU-a IlirinaT HI- thut hit nth... Vn..M M...a ! Coarse , a ramll.blle ttir anv olftre on nn- I tlaka-t. Thi he believe will Dlnre Almost n a r,.are a aome a.fl",n'' Intent'' of the Voter beyond! that work in Adams ra.iintv in th- It.- ' rumored here today ni.-u .vr People of New Mexico Cannot Stay On Water Wagon Unless Worm is Eradicated From the Fruit. p. Mil slut.. In which Cleveland Is it- ti it. t. Next gellt. With Champ Clark 111 with uneu llaolll.l atol I -a Full. .It, mif r..rlnar Iftllhl f a. P.. ling . ri.at.a unipli. atton of atotua h-arhe and w ill test. Van stone has il. -.hired he enter no drfenar in Hie ron- I IMi I. It lltliM. IN l 1.. I rt-..n. .;i. t, a hatoW.itiie a.'i"r a kn..v and with ... n,,,. tt tempera- .f. ! ( t i AiO't It. ..III a a I a n. I mi I tlifrn'f f, I '4 ! ' i I I aft t.ft a a l. .it a i,i. Il M I!.. I . ' la.. '-r I - . I I I . I , .a i. , . .. e , 4 .t,4 .. , The W. C. T. V. organisation of this rlt. which now numbers more than one hundred member. Is to sue Its annual reception to husbands anal hr..! tier, tonight. Large prepara tion la lia-iin made and tt la -xpa-ted to be a brilliant nrfalr Terrell Anh and wife of Tucson, Arn.. who have been vixiiing rela tive, here during the holidava, lelt loaUy i.tr their home. Mrs. J II Willi of Fvrt Worth, wb.. p, nt the paal tn week her tisiimg h.r aiait-r. Mr. John Stroud. r l ill Oral home toal.l. ii, a ih. I I h la fa la mla I I .. . a .a II .4.1 i. i, I t . lt, II .... I I. H b a. Ol. a I,. II,, ,. t Wlh alfid at haarii.h-a a III liar mr fi t ! atlr j Iti.llv foMod .-j te. i t. I r'lia i II Mania I i i .i I. il, ll,. W t.lt. I . I. I I ..i I I .111 a . a f la I - I a . I'taf I .' I a j a. COUNTERFEITERS ARE ARRESTED IN MEXICO I I I'.... Trs , J.n t. A band et i.iatf.iirra a iata iej in ilta M.u. Ill i I ata.lala !, ill ,. It u I. a vat baa la -I I. In a ala .1 II I. .(lt il,, (put ,. II. I lei. ,l,l.. .1.1, .11.. 1.1. ,. (, a.. i.i. a. i .at,, I U tin . . -I in ! aal.i la., ,.,a 1 1, i a 4 . i. ,..!. ..,,,,,.,.1,1.. ., (x .... I I, .1.1. .4 tl. il.la Wir ul.j iiil liil noted them: Mrs. Adler Shave and haircuts, 12. Gem barber shop. Mrs. German Shaves and haircuts, 12. I'loneer barber shop. Mrs. Krau Seven-dollar meer schaum pipe, Ingam & Bush. Jack Nelson Two-dollar silk kim ono. Owl Drug company. Oh. Thomas," she exclaimed, "1 didn't think it was in you!" "It ain't all," replied Tommy, "part of It's in Elsie." It is reported to be rumored that the Intelligence has reached New Mexico that it is stated on good au thority that the president Is believed to have been alleged to have signed the statehood proclamation yester day, whereby It Is understood that New Mexico, In case no adverse cir cumstances prevent, and unless the proclamation is lost en route, and providing that the president really did sign It. become what ia believed to be a state of the alleged union, The Morning Journal has received the following letter: l'ua rto de Luna. N. M., Jan. S. 1912. F.dltor AlbtiqurrtiUfi Morning Journal: Hear Sir: Your recent article on "Kat Apple nd Get on the Water Wagon." ta not new over here where every apple Iihk its worm, which dis tills enough of the desired iimnlitni lo satisfy the appetite of the man who must be stimulated, and also de strnya the apple. Now down at lt.. wel where Hie prohibition element ia largely in the majority, the Fruit as saKlHtiaiii .if the 'vos vallev of Chav ea county. It. uung every effort to kill If the worm, ao that a man who earn a gaaal Sound N.ata will 11. t llJVe hi appetite ltlale.l. The govern., i aaked t i lia.iaa- Hie lulal law So Itial everv lillltf ol u n oi.ii. id win ,, ,-..iiip-llrd to pra I A HosToN prf-a.r aa ihildrra nn tl, r ro.i.linig moth which pre. do not like tlra that air puroly Unas ilu.ea th worm thai annually dttia ( '. I'aaailaly th .r..r.-a..r rrall i.tora than Hit . .. ta.urtn. ut tha ap- j ihmhI Ih inta4 ol cl.ll.li an pir ra p of N.n Mcalatf and ta-1 l,n. Ml 'tt 11 A N K aa ha la abl la get 1 la rl Het.rv Walt) Heratiraal4 l'i".i m ol II.. aa.iu. Il la .t ! Thai a . .. I ...n, applr a ...! ! ! Itial II la ll.'l Ibe .w l-.llil lUr I ..I -I.. I. ill ), ll.r 4.) ' II,. I a lol.l M.HUo 14. II..!.. . Oill a II. I... all II, .lit. at.al lUilaaae 1 1. I ' ,1 ., . ,i, . ,.p tautaalO.la ( i I llll'll IT ) I a. I Hi. .nW , I I. . i. -., I..I, if 4 l:tm l-' l ailla.k.1 ai.i ..( l.-ll.ll. I l.iMi I I' A 1. 1. II. ..I I 'i Hiii) .iih ah im.iiiiei' .. COMMENTING on the fact that the horse originated in Europe, an ex change wants to know where the mule originally came from. Bray-zll, per haps; or Ass-cot No? STANBERRT (Mo.) Owl: "A woman's hair may be her crowning glory, but we want her to comb It out and twist It up tight before sho makes biscuits for us." A SUGGESTION has been made to" change the name of the automobile This report Is passed along for what ciiuuiteur io aiiiommi. nun.. wop,k t,.- .-n,-..---, nr (he what autowotnan be called who runs I worm, tne experience 01 tne the machine? .past few days ha made us conserva- Itlve. A TEXAS Judge haa decided that I the tahle fa.rk la not a deadly weapon. However, from the way aome people r.-frain from using tt they undoubtedly think it is. THOMAS A. Edison admits that aome pieces of his cement furniture will require a.. me upliolsterlng. Any one who has had the misfortune to sit down hard on a cement sidewalk will agree with him. A LITTLE GIRL at Great Totham. Kaaex, Kngland. when asked to write about wild animals and the countries they inhabit, wrote: "Wild animal uaed to abound In Kngland. hut now they are only to be found in Theologi cal Gardens." A CLEVELAND woman recently kiaaed a burglar In the .lark thinking he was h.r hualmnd. and diarovereal her mlatake bv reaaon of the fart that the burglar did not have a muataehe. irai r-A . A SPECIAL TRIP trsnutlantle Ham MISERIN AUQUITE VICTORIA, tti UrrMt a4 stoat luorlota ttaaaar af tka Hautiari-Amerlcaa MrTlcat. Equlttraal with Klts-Carlton Hrataiuut, Paha Oaftfta. OjmnaitiiBi, Klertrie Matlia. Banataaa, WUI isar N Vurk . HBttUAWV M, UU, fnr Maarlra. Gibraltar. Aliea Vliurraurhe ( Mea), Cieaaa, aa plea, and Port Said. Tlm Jar Ifbt-aMlof at Mob pact. To ar from Port Ratal. (IAS Bad aft. To or from all otber pm-fi. $1 15 a aa. Alto Calm lo lar Urtaat. S'Ml Imttm, Month iaaaHew, arma4 tto irorM. . Sand fur lllu.tr. aooalat M3JB330 MW-BJCU USE 002 Olive Rt., St. Louis, Mo., or l'At'L TETliClI. Ixx-al Agent. il legialainre will be!'" "'her wa.ida. ahe waa led as tick tod .e ,,r-.,l horn, til ! J ' el"M-led to be. h, A ! TubercDiosh Medidnc Saved Ikis Man's life riaruui.niia la a aerawa dlaeaae, od flea ha toe fuuialaia.a lor .-Uruuic luug tr.ml.lea aometiaM- Talarn-uluai re sult.. After 1'iaei.B.a.nia. tir antr wrtua ur t iil.lH.ru cold. It Is wise lu take Kck-n.-ti.'. Alterative. Ix.ii t wall to Ind ont wbettaer the tru.il.Ur ia s'tllof worar. but lake K. k luau a Aileratlte la tlu.e sn.l a....d 1 1 1auBa-a of iltarsee. kr.d of tbe recurery la thia rase: :.H Nu. 41t tt.. i'hlltdelpbia. Pi. ' at levea. I a.u getiis rry k-ely aud galalng atreugth all tbe time. I nuar weiaJi uuau. a guia aiu- fO-pieaitwr Itt. I'7, of .tl uu. arnre lluiu wbea I arat llirtnl In lake tbe Allrrattre. I w lab I bail ' tkowu of It ta year ago aa It wimiM kae aave.1 Wi- tuu- h SUM-. anal dlatreaa "I waa auRerms fraMO a ery setiou Slweaard I ..cat a bleb fa.lloard a bad aitaefc f pueuinoiiia Mr pkraxiaa aaa aav-Uilal Oea-iareai any rwae boiel4aa I raiiaul l.ut lie r lkaukf.il In yim a4 (Im Almiskf ..! f Ibap great l.ira.1.,! aa.l .babga ajf bealtk It hat brw.itflat sua ' -atu. arilu.f Ilia ala atatrurat 1 law la aa IL.t I I,.., full, r. sVared a.r bealik kat.ag Ua rJ in aef lkra ma " igla4 M.t., Tlla.a II IT r- ku.a . Aoartailt la igr.ii y iti.m .ilia A.IV.U.. ., J.,.,, t utm I aad I w. S leM .r-a .. li, b I wl.iOb. ll.r ... a. a.,fM.a ....,, , i,ia.,a . aa. H ....!.., ...... A,, . j' !- f I.I.U.... I .iaai -I I i . . . . ..j I ut mm i , ... i.. i.,.( ...a...... fc4 HlI.U4 1'I.Sfn.sry ., l4 I t.iu.s I Ut AibbaMaw ELKS THEATER Monday, January 8 THE COMEDIAN WHO ALWAYS PLEASES -IN.. The Merry Musical Comedy "The Girl, the Man and the Game" 35 Clever People. 80 oercent Girls. Brimful of Lauohs. NOT BLUSHES. 18Tuneful Catchy SonQi18 Special After Holiday Prices. 75c, $1,00, $1.50. Seats at Matton's. Get tours ill.