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ALBUQUERQUE MORNING JOURNAL, SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, 1915.
TWO
'Stoo Bad.
A friend of mine who in by way
I ; 11 u u real indite agent noil who him,
n IihIjII of upreih which, Willi the .11-j
Mont coiiier ath'ii, wouhl he culled
discursive, hot to nay prolix and ver
Iiime, called toe up on l lie phone Fri-'
clay night Just Ml the lime when 1 ws
fit onry j ui'in i Know w lliill t'll'l 'l
.... I ... .. t .. ... i. , .. .... a . l
III" 1 WHS PUIIIO IIX OH. Illl'llll'll-
filly, I will remark thiil thut In the I -,,r so file lime year punt the ns
tlme when I get the iiiomI phone cullx ' ,,ei.itinii has Inn a' piano hi Its homo
unit the longest, t Ho'illi Third sttcet which was
You tuny pc-ihtips remember that , ,,n(.( ,y a public-spirited music,
delightful dii.islii (hut We hud ! rl- house nnd which H had come almost
lay nrieniiMiii and right. Well, my
llirlld, AH Moon UK he Ko me (in the
phone, pliiiiKu! right Into the mldsl
of things n ii J n llcvvil lilnr-M lf of u
lew choice nluo n utlonw on the wcut'i.
IT, I um Satisfied thllt lie ll III ll't SIV
nil thut he thought, because he mid
lite member of the nunc i liun h,
mid houdes he had tn remember thut
he was, telephonic e n least, 111 the
pi em-me of n pel lei I laily. Hut ut
thut, tin said enough.
The burden of Iiim coinilullit w i
Hint for dome tune past he li.nl hoi
nibbling Hi hi line it couple of
fluent Pastel ners--we wed to
l,f -
'H
cm "i Ipa Yankee'
country tend that If
Inn k In 1 . i . J m )
II hadn't liecn !
lor the weather ho would have Hold
them land rnnuph to lime held Iheni
here for the lialance of (heir liven, Jl
Hep-nut that they had comic out c I'ly
In the winter for the purpono of t'l
Sni( the town iiml lis cIImmIi Jut In
pep for thpiiixelvpH whether A lhiliiier-
pie mul New AIikIco are what lh"y
liavo heeii Hdverlincd They had rim
Into miow noiiiih to chill them to
their marrow honex; they had uliiv
'le. arounil the file for two in. m: II I.
mil finall)', when that wretched ilii,
Khi rump up ('inlay itftcrnoon an I it
dull leaden ky mude the wholn town
look llkn It whb HccnrHcd of heaven,
they tol. my friend that h Mini all
th other Alhlliiieriilo hooHlers were
only eiiialled hy the provethlal wan
incter llurs mid that the folks
have been advertising our clim.it
tnidit to be In Jail, and forthwith took
the first t' Hln back to where the
Other Hps Yankee live.
It look my friend (piite ft while to
gel all this nut of bin SNslem, Mud an
I hail H. few other things to (In be
sides listen to him I tunned In with
the suggestion thai he ought In take
tils trou hies to the weal her man Instead
of to the society editor of a newspa
per. Thereupon he came to Iho point
mid implored me to write nomcllilug
that would let folks lit a distance
know that the kind of weather we
Iiavp been hiving for the last two
months Is not usual in fact that It
Is In the highest degree abnormal. He
iiurp(l me most solemnly Unit lie Is
ii real eststo man with rniisolenee,
und thut it weighed on his mllnl thai
people, should think that he hail been
guilty uf so moiiKtroua a thing us to
Misrepresent, Aibiuiucruue went her,
I'd like tu Mccominoilnte my friend,
but what would be Iho use? Thev
would simply clans me along Willi
lil,i Ami llo a'iu tui.lcr Viiliiiil V llii-
licves you when jou tell them tb.nl'
brnl weather Is unusual ll Is one
thing thai they refuse- absolutely to
be reasonable nlmitt. Neither the
records of Iho weather office nor the
sworn staleminls nf the most Vera-
Ions of the oldi M hihnhllniilH have
liny effect Uiim them. They put UM
nil down us iiinoiiniiiiiiil.il! liars unit
! I It go nt that,
of course, a long volume might be
nrlllen on the unusmil conditlotis
thut have prevailed here this winter,
hut us I said hclol'c, what Would be
the use? Us too bud that my friend
lost those two affluent eaBterners. hut
I can only remind him that there are
other Mf'ftueut easterners in fad
tlipip Is one born every minute, snd
Millie minutes two are born- and thut
the w-Htiier will not always bo what
II has bccll for the Inst two mouths,
"I hope I'll see more of you,"
S.iUI the man
To thu maid In the iranspurcnt
1 1 ess SO g rsnd.
.''aid the pessimist, "I don't See
I low you can " ,
WAMIli, I'lAMb
The meeting lust week of the board
of dii 'ctors of the Y. V. C. A. was
TREATMENTS EXCLUSIVELY
MARINULO
WWW DO WD HOW
Wlil
lio II:
Instantaneous ltlcacliliig ITo.
it for removing Ulscolor
atinns, tun, freckles, moth
put. h und banishing tha
muddy ctimplexlon,
AMrlngeiii .Mttfvk rrcsiiucm
I'or flitbhv slut oily skins.
Wrinkle 1 rcatinoiit - Tor flliu
Slid deep lines,
Hetliliie TrcHtmcnt For redue
lug reJucBs of iioso and
cheeks, and fur much. In
flamed Cioics of Reno
Anil.cptlc lo Oil Treatment
For obnlliuile condltiona of
scalp sad stubborn cu es of
falling hair.
Spm-tal Acnn Treatllienls
Wonderfully effective In th
reruoNMl of bhtekhcH'la and
the relief of tha umat io
pnlsHe esses.
Kcarlesa Mclliod tit libttroljHls
-Ilemoving warm, moles nd
supci fluuua iiair without In
jury, t'liinHs1 A Itstnlesa vii of
becoming Comfortably fre
from stl of tho numeroua
foot ills,
MARINEIXO SHOP
Mi:s. M. I'KHI N
riiniie bit MS
rroi.
h, lollltlt
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II
BY rANDORA.
, mi rvnt of nnue than pus-dug Inter
jest. 'The reports of th" wiitons offi
cer of tin- B-M llllloll I' I'M' read JUl'l
jshowel what splendid Work 1 helll!
of i iIi.iim niifi wli:ii line iif iiHiic Is thu fu
ture holds fm- flic niganlzatinii.
All iiim. however, hint life n cm i f 1
hi ih il:illy iiihn, (in. I Ih a twice told
liilc Something Hint h.is mil been
pmp.liv cnvernl. iiml that Ik of more
Inti ret In.m all (In- statl-lleal ii i'ii(.i
thllt haVi
i fiiiiml their w.iy into
ftf lii If l
iil.1 iim in lie nairaicn.
to 1'CKill'il as Us on II.
house h''H leeenlly
change of management,
of one lint of iiiioIIht,
I'hln music
llllili-f'Kotll)
or a nhake-up
and thoHe In
clou k'.' of the home woke up "ne fni"
iiioriiiiiK to a riHli.atlon of the fact
thai the lilillio milt he tclUluei,
If oii have liny nppieclallon of j
wli it x piano meaim to a lot of yuunKj
woimii -or youiiK men either, for
that mailer who ate hoiiih thmiwiiul
or pi i nnlen away from home win)
woik like the very ild H. rntch till
dav ami have only a few iirecloua mo-
I tin nU for iimliHimciit In the eveulnx I
who Hie (lolnir their llltle ilalind-
et to find an exciwe for HMtiir and
find It In the rU'hl way who, for any
lone of a ihonxand and one reaHoim
thai inik'ht he mcnl anicil, lira up
imaliiHt it Koo.l and proper and feel
the need of ponietliiHK to lean nHaln.'it
-Jim will ninleiiilan.l what It toeanii
to the V. W. ". A. In In deprived of
IIm piano.
Haven't you evr had Komethliin
literally learlnu at your lii nidi thu
colt of feelliiK when kicking
iIochii'I half fill the I. III. and It
lie a Ii
icf to no out and linitiler your,
uainted urundinolher wilh a (lull iimi
and liaven i you come Into a room
wheri poinchoily wmh playing mi old
familiar ulr on the piano - ainl haven't
you peeii the whole horizon chau'e
the mliiiito you heard the firm nofi
Htniinn of that luiie'.' Ilaen't you
pv-r been Hfled from the blackest pit
of Hell iiii to the point where lite
seemed really something worth while,
all hy a few iioics from a piano?
The Y. W. C. A. wants another
piano, They have jinked that some
liody lend them one again, 1 hope It
won't (ome to pans that way. What
1 want to sen Is a piano that will b"
their i nllent own and that they can
nbaug away on to their heart's con
lent while they sit mound and chew
gum mid make the neighbors say
thing that wouldn't look well lu
print.
Now, brothels mid sinters. It's tip
to you. Hoineihlug tells mo thut you'll
i nine through.
'Top, what's a monologue?"
"A monologue Is u emu ei nation be
Iween husband and wife."
"I thought that was a dialogue?"
"No, a dialogue Is where two per
Hons fife speaking " - I luuHtuu I'ost.
iii Niit i: 'iti .s.
It iHii't the leant bit Murpi Inlllg that
a lot of folk are guessing who Xan-
tlppn in. For Xiiullppo Is writing just
uhoul as good stuff as ever funis its
way lino a newspaper as Iho sport
ing editor imls tt, she Is hitting tho
ball at it Iiml clip mid running tho
bam like a house afire.
It pretty tough on Xuntippo, how
ever, that a lot of folks should sol
cmniv express thu firm conviction that
she and l'ainlora, are one an.) tho
inline. From several different Bourne
during the punt week I have lleunl
that assertion made. To be frank, it
tickled me, I. ecu line I know Just how
good .Xiiiillppe Is, mid I like tho idea
that folks can think that I am ca
pable of turning out that sort of Htuff.
In liiMta e lo Xan, however, I must
pass i he buck. It Isn't me lionunt
lo goodness, Mabel, it isn't I only'
wish It Welti,
Never mind who Niinllppe In, iid
never iuln whether or not 1 know
who she In. The fact that I want to
(inphanlze Is that Xuntippo Is Xan
lippe mul I'luidor.t Is l'uiuloru, and
that I hey urn two iUlle different la
dles. Jty the wu, a correspondent tells;
me ; li it t the name should be spelled
"Xanthippe," just as If Xan didn't
know how to spell her (nut hanic!
That shows how little some folks
know a bout tin ancients. 1'rclty soon
they will be telling ino that my name
should bo spelled "1 'andlioi all!"
"Have you ever thought seriously
of marriage, sir .'"
"Indeed I have: e ver since tho Ctrl'.
im my." lloiiton 'I'm nncrlpt.
IIAItll TIMi; I.OCA I INti.
Tim Wigiua 'laus nave iiml u hard
lime locating their "Follies" this jc-ir,
lo say nothing of the difficulty en
countered III Uxing a date when ho
fooll.ih business in lo be pulled off.
However, they do say that everything
In now fixed, mid that the last tiulen
ih.'iige has been made and that pos
t Ine-ly and tib-no-lulc-ly the tdiuw
will he siaued at the Cryslul on the
night of Tuesday, February s,
I hear a lot of talk about what in
going to happen. Iiml from the fact
that F.lwond Albright Is In charge us
sin).',.' director 1 uni prepared to be
lieve that the show will really be
worth while, for Klwood suvvvs the
ainat 'iir theatrical gainn und c.itl
make cni lot heller than they know
how. 1 am told that Have Lane hi"
a part that In fully up to the ono thut
he pulled when be appeared us pre
miere danseuse In tho snake-ilnnce
on Hopewell field hint Tliguksglvltiv
day. And there nro others. All along
the line It will be one glorious and
glittering display ut talent und art
I ami -
Well, take tt from me, It will be
worth your money to neo it.
Tim her-Wblch calendar do we
un the Orcgorliin or the Julian?
William Neither; ours Is from !he
lilliilvfiiMnllcr Hre.wmg loinpany,
- '
blNM.Il I'VltTY.
.Mr, and -Mrs. (lei.rge 1,. I'.roo'.n
were tl Inner hosts Mondnv night, en
tin, lining In honor of Mrs. Nathan
lineman und Mr. and Mm lichen
V.. Ii"t, The table was dainty and
fingiaul wllh SWief peas In hues cf
pink, the color scheme being tarried
out in tho shaded enmlles. hmid-paliit-i
il pl.it'o curds nnd table appoint
ments, 'I h" Riiculs were Mrs. Nathan Klse
uiaii, Mr. and Mrs. l!.,l . rt v. 1)UU.
Mr. sod Mrs. Harold I). Jamison, Mi',
iind Mm. M, O. Chnilbounie, Mr. and
Mi, Airted (truiisti Id, Mis Felbx Les
ter and Mr A. 1! Meitaffcy.
HH.tl St llool, tmniHT.
" "l'was n wild and stormy night,"
but In spile of dripping clouds over
head and boggy slu--h underfoot thers
Was a goo, sited crowd out Friday
nlyht lor the concert for the benefit
of tho athletic association of tho high
nvtiuul, uud ltuo who littwd. tli ei-
repaid, for the con
thi) best ever heard
itl Alhiniuerqilc.
I'rof, I. I Tello, perhaps the great
est m.iKler of the violin that lis ever
made Alhiiiiiei iie hln home, wan the
hrlKht jiiiriiciiliir clar of th occunl,in,
hut nt that II wan h, well halunce.l
IuoKi.ini ii ml every nnmher wim well
rcmlereil irnl keenly ii pprecliiteil. A
nil)Hlantial Kum nux ruined lor the
nthlctK: awiociatioii im a remilt of the
concert, Thu proxrain wuh um fol
low s:
1. ('olieeit ''I'.
(I' Mi IlilelBiohfl ),
2. Honala 1, Up
fit In ; Minor
fiint moMtnent.
8 (i;. (IT lent, three
movomotiin.
In ) Allcurn con hrlo.
( h) Alh mcllo ipUiMl Anduiitino,
lc) Alh mo molto vivace
,1. f,p Mil (Itoiixi, contralto nolo
und Violin ohllKMlo.
4. Itomance J. SvemlHen).
Value Tl'iHte (J. hiileliun).
Hiherzo mill Taratitcllii (II.
V lenlnwpki).
fi. Hawo Helecllon.
6. Ilomanzu Op. I (. K. tVhlll).
A!on ciH'tir'n utivre u ta Voix (',
Kailit Pacini).
Traunieiel (J, ISi huinaiin),
Vlollll .Solo
There h u ChicaKo mun, ipioted hy
tile Till. line, who ttaiiMlatcl lieutHi'h
land uler Allen to mean "It'n all over
with the liutch.' Kaiinuii C'ily Star.
ixhhoiai, 'h;a.
Mm. Alfred (iruiiHfeld wan liontffcs
Tuend.iv afternooti at an liiformul tea
complimentary to her Hlnier-ln-law,
Mrn. Nathan Kincman, of liontoti. An-
mcnls were well
ceil was one of
iih um uiMtln, Mm. (liiinnfehl werci Mrn. (I.
the cat.. i,'.,ki Un I .In ffa M r h"i.
HOI,ln.iv. i .,,,. m I V Klilur Mrn IV
u. itHeiiald. ' Mrn Xoa llfeld und
Mrn. i 'lark M. Curr,
The cllnlnu room wan profunely dfi -oruled
wllh spring flowers of various
huen in the reception hull anil (lunc
Inif room were CHrnutlonn In ."had.-
of pink. Seventy-five K!iintn called
during thu iifternoon.
Mrs. Wayuiip Will you have a ImiK
Itinerary In I'lorKIa?
Mrn. lilane Yen; hut 1 vmv?h you
don't have to wear much under it,
Tin: (M ws tu n.
I'nder the Ictdei chip of Mm. 10. 1j.
llradfoiil, the musical program ren
dered at the mecllni,' of the. Woman'
club was one of the. he.st to which
the rneinheiH of tho organization have
ever heen treated. lOvcry numher
win lenil.'ie.l with nklll anil artlNtlc
ahlllly and the oananlon wnn one that
will Ioiik h lieiuemhered hy the larjro
nuinher prenent, KHpcclully pleasimr
and IiikIi uctive was Mm. Ilradfot'd n
talk on hieathli.K und voice produc
tion. I'or that matter, however, the
entire program left nothing to bo do
Mired, The child welfare ilcpnrtment of
the, eluh, which In an uutirrowlh of
the Metier llahien content held at the
(date fair liint fall, will liuv 1tM In
Illal prouraiii en Thursday evenltiK,
l'ehruary 11, when l)r. W. I. Hwope,
of IicmliiK wll tiWn a lecture en
tilled, "Thu ltliler on tho l'ale Home."
Ther will iilno he a nuinher of nhort
talks hy memhern of the cluh. Mut.lc
will he furnlnhed hy the Womiin'R
chili choir ii itti tho Valck-Wilnon or
clientru, Thu micccnn of the affair
In aHsiiicd hy the fact that 1'r. Mar
garet Oirtwrlxht In tho chairman, of
the commlttei) on arrangements.
Next Friday will he tiiiHincBK day,
and after the routine work In flnlnii
ed there will he a discusnlou led hy
tho civlcM dcpai'lment to nettle the un
important guentlun, "Are Banalorlumn
Within the City Dmltn a Menace to
l'uhlie Health?" Kel'reKlimcntn will
bo Hel ved.
Although the dub in the lurgeet In
ptiint of li u m hero In New Mexico, nn
energetic campaign In lieing- waged
to nllll further Increiino tho member
nhlp, and It In confidently exiiected
that tho two hundred mark will he
readied by the next meeting. Tho
Mound largent woman'H club In New
Mexico In that at Kllver City, with a
membership of 150
Cliolly When 1 was a boy, you
know, the doctor nahl If 1 didn't ntop
nmoklng cigarctlen 1 would become
feehU'-miiidi'd.
MIms Keen Well, why didn't you
stop? ljondon Kveulrii titamlai'd,
IMVKHKITV Non;s.
The Belection of Allan 1 I truce,
Carl I), llrori In and John I.ce Wulkc:'
an the niemhcin of the debuting team
to represent the university In the con
let with ntule college In March wan
peihapn the mont Intcreisting event of
the wm'k up cm the hill.
Tho (election wan made by a coni
mltti'e of JuilgeH connlnting of 1'rolV.s
Mora Kirk, Worcenter und Kherwin,
from it field of twclvo contentan'n,
and the content In Huld to have brought
out Home really excellent talent. The
nuivcinity team will have the affir
malivu Hido of the municipal owner
nhlp ijucntlon, and the debate will lake
place at the Btate college.
Hen. Man. A. 1''. Van Delnse, of the.
AlhuipieriUi (Ian, Klectrlo Light iV.
I'ovver Cii,, will deliver the HdtlrcHH jl
a.inemhly 'I'uenday morning, taking an
bin Hiih.lect "JliiKinenn," At venpctH
thin Ml'tetnooii 1 V. Iteed will apeak.
"Andrew Kliern- mid the I.loti," a
farce put on by the freshmen nt Ro
dey hall last night, proved one of the
most delightful affairs ever given hy
the stuileutn, mid wan provocative of
a riot of mirth and merriment.
Milch interent attaches to the meet
I UK of the unlvernity nthhtic imnooiiv
lion next Tuesday, A president, vie)
president and sccretury, as well a
managers for nil the various college
athletic tennis, will bo chosen at the
nn cling.
"I um afraid 1 haven't enough back
bone to be seen In a blouse like that."
"Ah, madam, but this open part
in the front, mil the buck,"
M l ltSAItY HANCi:.
Of utiUMial social interest Is the
dame tn be given Tuesday night In
Odd Fellows' hull by Albuijueiiuc?
council, Knights of Columbus, In cele
bration of the thirteenth miniversury
of the Institution of the council, A
lull turnout of the membership of j
l lie- order Is assured, and it Is no lens
certain that all those who attend will
be good and glad that they dkl r".
The, committee in charge of tho
dunce consists of II. Charles It'iehl,
C. M. Cooney, It. Morency nnd J, C.
liciiiim.
I'd Ilk my pals to see me do
One stunt tt bet 'twould kill 'em)
I'd lik. to kiss tho heroine
Through fifty feet of fil-um.
ut (.(.i i:s-imow.
Thj wedding last Thursday of Mlt
I.olino Haggles and Mr. A. K, r.rown
an riul of exceptional Interest
la lockl loclety, it won quiet at-
fair, Iho cerernoiiy being performed
by Judge (ieorge l, Craig in the pres
ence of the Immediate relatives an I
a few Intimate friends of the brid"
and groom.
The bride is a daughter of Mrs.
Hello Uuggli s, mid cnj.ivs a wide pop
ularity III the best soel.tl circle of
AlhuiUeriiie. Mr. Drown Is one ,f
the proprietor!) of the lirunimer howl
ing nll"s and has hundreds of friends
who are congratulating him upon tins
Hunt Important event of his Hie.
Mr. and Mrs, Itrown will make their
permanent home In this ilty.
'Hubby, you haven't held my band
for a month."
"How can I hold your hand," he
demunded irritably, "when I gotta
hold the baby?" Kalinin City Jour
nal, SIXTH IIIKTHIl.W.
I.ist huturduy afternoon Iteulali
Ciiroliup Kuliiit 1 i,t t. ! at d.iughllcr of
Mr. and Mrs. Fred I'. Kalmt, of M'X
West Ti.leiHS. entel tiilncil twenty-five
of her little fi lends will a Jolly birth
day party.
Contests with pleasing little prizes
nffordid pleny of uniuseiiieiit for the
wee tots, Margaret M-irron, Annabel
Whltehill and Olen Morgan each be
ing prize winners.
At 4 o'clock a picnic luncheon was
spread. Kach child receiving a tiny
pink busket filled with cookies mil
randy for favors; k pink birthday
cako with six pink candies had their
share In muklng the youngsters more
loan happy.
Veronica Van Iielne made .unite
the hit of the afternoon with her
graceful dancing.
The bovs and girls present were:
Margaret Marron, Marion Morgan,
Nuoml Morgan, Mav Sliirat, Anna
bel Whltehill, Spencer Whltehill, Jean
Stirrul, Isabel Iteddick, lionise I'.ed
cllek, Harriet Marron, Veronica Van
Delnse, (ihiilys Dorrls. Hobble I'etlil,
Unore l'cttlt, Nebble Wilker.ion,
lllllie Wllkerson, l.ila Chuuibei lain,
Lillian Chambcrhiin. Naomi Mahur
(,m, liglniii Kulint, Lonne Maharuni,
Itculah Kahnt. I
Mrs. Kahnt was nsnlsted by Mrs.
Tom Keleher, Jr.. Mrs Tom Kinville
Mm. K. J. Hrtidfnrd an. I Mrs. liorrls.
Miss Francis Marron un.J Miss Kliza-i
both Morgan.
j
I'lnthiisiasm Is what differentiates)
an arc light from a tallow cuudle.
It
tin: 'iiiKi.ix liwc r.
Tho largest and ndmittedly one ft j
nit' most puccessiui dancing panics
given in Albuqucruue this season wa?
Unit given (it Colombo tinll Thurs
day evening by Mr. mid Mm. Ug The.
Iln In honor of Mr. Thellu's sinter,
Mrs. T. A. Thelln Haghcrg, of ilci
singborg, Sweden.
Assisting Mr Thelln were Mrs, Al
bert Singer, Mrs. U. Van Uruff, Mm.
ike Singer, Mrs. K. C. Corcomn, Mrs.
Joseph Hreiman, Mrs Minnie. Kern,
Miss Florence Thelln, Mrs. H. Myers
and Mrs. A, N, l,eturte. Supper was
served at midnight. The music, by
tho liooster orchestra, lelt nothing to
be deslled, and the occasion, from a
standpoint of enjoyment, wus ono
which will long be remembered by
the guests.
Those, presi nt Included Mr. and
Mrs. 1'. Si heck, Mr. und Mrs. P. .1.
Johnson, Mr. and Mm, Ike Singer, Mr.
and Mrs. Albert Singer Mr. and Mr?.
Corte yulekel, Mr and Mrs N. Mar
tin, Mr. and Mrs. J. liavldnon, Dr. ati,.l
Mra. U, Fred I'ettit, Dr. and Mrs. K.
W. Sc'.iwentker, Dr. und Mrs. It. Jj,
"Well, I'm discouraged," declared
.vinnppe, throwing down her niagt
ulne, "here 1 suhnyribed for the Ma
Iron's Minerva, because they adver
tized such a wonderful aeries of ar
ticles on How to .Support a Family on
a Workinginan's Salary; I thought
1 might bo able to find out how to
make both ends meet on what a phil
osopher could earn. 1 wish you would
read those articles; Socrates; I be,
live I could do better myself:"
"Not tho leant doubt of It In tho
world, my dear," said Socrates; "why
don't you try It?"
"If I weren't so busy with milking
over my old clolhes for I.ydia, an 1
making running pants for Alexander,
and darning your socks, and keeping
books for tho Associated Charities,
maybe I would. And while we are on
that subject, 1 niay as well say that
alter this, l.ydia will huvo to have
her clothes made by a dressmaker.
She Is us lull as 1 am now, and when
her skirts have to be lengthened once
more, 1 shall have to give up the
loli. I'm sure I don't see where the
money Is coming from," naid Xun
tippo despondently.
"Whilo you are about It, mam inn,
can't you huve my winter suit made
at the tailors'." asked Lydla. "You
know very well that the coals mir
dressmaker builds don't have a bit
of stylo."
'Then- 1 shall have lo go without
a suit myself," said Xunlippe. Wo
certainly cannot afford two tailored
suits In one season. ''
"Can't you find something ready
made lit lent cost?'' asked Soerates;
"Alexander and I do that."
"You ought to see Lydla In a ready
made:" retorted Xunlippe; "you'd
never ask that intention again. Her
wrists stick out of the sleeves like
pump handles. (I wish her figure
wasn't so nun h like your mother's,
Socrates). And tin for me well, I
always suy store clothes were fitted
on fairies."
"And father," put In Alexander,.'
"I've been rueuning to speak to you
about that. None of our fellows are
wearing hmid-ine-dovvna any more. It
was all very well for peg-top.n but
with the tiousem we wear now! you
Just havo to have them made for you.
Agapoulos has some snuppy samples,
and I wish '
"What tire some of the suggestions
in tho articles you mention?" Socra
tes interrupted, addressing Xantippe.
"O, the silliest things! one woman
who makes a detailed lint of ex
penses puts down in ln-r shoe-bill Just
one fiulr of slippers for the year
nothiiiii else: stas In when It snows,
I suppose, or takes a taxi; .Most of
them get light for a dollar or two a
month, mid water f,,r fifty cents. Ono
keeps her kitchen fuel bill (ahe uses
gas I down to filly cents a month by
menus of the tireless cooker. F.vl'.
dcntly their minimum for gas is not
one dollar: .One out of four gives lo
her church and lo charitable objects
the princely sum of ten dollars a
vcar. Most of them, nothing. Nunc
of them ever have appendicitis or
toothache, or broken collar bones
(their sons do not play football); they
all do their own cooking and sewing
and make their own huts. 1 suppose
one could get along without furs, but
then woolen under flannels are aw
fully expensive. in those fumllb-s,
(wo children are allowed, but nothing
Is spent upon the stork: (loudness
me! When I remember about the ex
pensive baby foods we had to have for
Alexander, and the trained nurse
when loth the babies had scarlet le
ver ut once, and the Pithy rarrliige I
never would permit a child of mine to
rink its life In one of those aliened
little go-carts: 1 think it's almost
cheaper to have them In college."
Socrates took advantage of Xsn
ttppo's pause for breath to escape lor
the nonce; knowing full well that
she would certainly have It out with
him i&ter.
Xantippc Dialogues
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TWO llTV mism;s OF
WASIII
New York, Jan. I'll. The 4T,0 girls in the upper classes of Washington Irving bigh school are preparing
for a. "cvtton glad unt ion." They ha ve udopted its their slogan "Uuy a Co ton Drtsn." The members of the
graduation committee have announce d (he following rules to regulate the appearance of tho girls at the grad
uating exercises next month: "Nothing but white cotton material lo be used by the graduates in their
drenscH; style to bo simple; sashes, trimmings and girdles to be white; cost of ii.uteriul in lress not to ex
ceed J.I. 5(1; no gloves lo be worn; shoes to be black; no rhinestone pins, etc, tu be worn; a white or bluclt
ribbon b.indciiu muy be worn If desired; no flowers.
Hunt, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, Mr. and
Mm. (lalles, Mr, mid Mm. W. Hcd
felden, Mr. and Mrs. It. Dunbar, Mr.
mid Mrs. O. Newhindcr, Mr. and Mrs.
Thomas Hughes, Mr und Mrs. Jumeu
N. Gladding, Mr. mid Mrs. Fhlfelder,
Mr. and Mrs. William Chaplin, Mi
ami Mrs. K. C. Corcoran. Mr. and Mrs,
J. 1 Hrennan, Mr, and Mrs. W. Sweit. I Once on a time a peasant lad
zer, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph White, Mr. I Who loved a lass nt home;
:ind Alia. II. Charles Koehl, Mr. and ! Once on a time a SnXon king
Mrs. Steve ltoehl, Mr nnd Mrs. Snlve-I Who loved a queen of Rome,
ly, Mr. und Mrs. K. Sullivan, Mr. and.'
Mrs. U. Van Druff, Mr. and Mrs. The wol Id lies but ono song to sing,
Ackerman, Mr. nnd Mrs. Quinn, Mr. j And it is ever new,
and Mrs. F. Lelarte, Judge und Mrs. 'The first and hint of all the songs,
Oeorg ) It. Craig, Mr, und Mrs. U.tr- ' For it is ever true
rett, Mr. and Mrs. F. Metzgar, Mrs. ll. I A little song, a tender song,
Myers, Mrs. F. K, Stuiges, Mrs. Fa-i The only song it hath;
ber, Mrs. Mary Qulckel, Mrs. W. H.
Iteed, Mrs. T. A. Hugberg, Mrs. Mary
Johnson, Mm. Minnie Kern. Mrs. De
Hart, Miss Norino Swoitzer, Miss 11 or.
tense Sweitzer, Miss Flsie -Myers, Miss
Anna Myers, Miss Lucy Haca, Miss
Stella Twiggs, Miss Kiln Twiggs, Miss
Florence Thelln, Miss Irene Stan,
Miss Jleba Starr, Miss Joyce ('has',
Miss Alary David; Messrs. ltudolph,
('. llliekeniloffer, (Jeolgo Neher,
(Ieorge Myers, 1-loyd Sturges, It, Da
vid, Drowning Scott, Hogan, Twig?,
Alfred Thelln, JrJ, H. l.oi khart, i.
Sclioncker, Al Thelln, Max Oohb'ii
berg, A. Mandcl), Fred Miller, Van
Olsen, O. J. Olin, Ooz.y, Ilurnett, .1.
Croak, Heed, .1. 1). Uowe, ,T. N. Sin
clair, Cieorge Fnber, Samuel Noland,
Mr, and Mrs. Merlon Chase and Mr.
and Mrs. Gus Thelin.
Tl I K I'OltTMtillTI.Y (Mil,
Tho meeting of the Fort nightly
cluh nt tho homo of Mrs. Hugo
Meyer last Tuesday was olio of Ihe
most entertaining and Instructive that
the club has yet held. The papers
read were on nn unusually high order
and showed deep study, while the mil.
siciil selections rendered were no lew
attractive.
The dub has plans tinder way to
put on a public recital late In April,
lh.ii bright particular star of the oc
casion to bo Mrs. Marie White l.ong
man, of Chicago, who will be passing
through the city at that time and who
will be induced to stop over for. the
recital.
Tho program of Tuesday's meeting
was as follows:
Study Period: Subject "The
Voice." Deader, Mrs. K. D. Bradford.
Paper Current Musical Events,
Ming Kuth Bright.
Piano Mlgnon (Poldlnl), Mist
Paula Postel.
eh e (a) Tho Uose (t'adinanl.
(b) Ah, Since I Kissed You. Mr.
Hugo (J. Myer,
Piano (a) Vnlse K Minor (Chop
In, (h) Valse I) Flat. Mrs. XI. S.
Itodoy.
Voice Villanclli) (Ddl Acuua).
Mrs. s. It. Miller.
Piano Sonata Tragien, First Move
ment (MacDi)Wtll), Mrs. lieorgo Kv
critt. Voice (a) Katies' Answer (Mark
Andrews), th) Rolling Down to Itio
-Mrs. Louis Hesselden.
Piano Pollchneilo ( Raclimani- I
nofl). Miss Paula postel.
!
KMiAfiliMF.NT AXMH NCF.O. i
Of the greatest Interent to their j
in.iny iriend.i in Almiqucriiuc Is the
announcement made last week of the
engagement, of Miss Frances Dye to
Mr. Furl Wetdinger. the wedding to
he solemnized next Thursday by F.ev.
Father Mandalarl ut the pastoral res
idence. The bride-to-be is one of the pret
tiest and most pooular of the voungi-r
ret tu All)ll(UeriUp socl
ety and haa an ,
-iiikui large circle of warm per
sonal inends to whom the news of
her
engagement will lie especially
Pleasing. Mr. Wetdinger also enjoys
a wme popularity nnd is a voting man
of most excellent promise
The couple will i. t home to their
friends after February 7 at 208 North
Arno street.
t
Ml SIC ItWlTAU
The pupils of Miss p;ila Postel, as
sisted by Mrs. Lara Hall Moore vio
linist, gave a, rtiutal ut their teacher's
COTTON DRESSES FOR GIRL
NfiTO.V
tin;
IKVINC IIK.II Stliooi.
Ill Y-A-COTTON" DltlCSS.
Once on a Time
Once on a lime, oncn on a time,
liefore the I'awn began,
There wus a nymph of Diau's train
Who was beloved of Pan;
I "There was a youth of Aseulon
'Who loved a girl of Oath.
A thousand thousand years have gone,
And aeons sllll shall pass.
Yet shall tho world forever sing
Of him who loved a lass
An olden song, a golden song,
And sing it unafraid:
"There wus a youth, once on a time,
"Who dearly loved a maid."
Kendall Dunning,
In iho CornliiU llooklet
homi! on New Y'oik avenue, Friday
evening. Out of a. large class the fol
lowing took part:
1. Walse movement, (Kohler),
Hugh Mum.
2. Knecht Rupert, .Schumann),
Laura Maddison.
3. Peter Pun's Shadow Dnnee
(Dcllafield), Madeline Hlii kendoi fer.
4. Duett Primrose Dance ( KJ'pt;
nian), Ijiura nnd Leroy Maddison.
ii. Spanish Dance (Rogers), F.rnes
tlne ilunlng.
li. Red Time (Orth), Leroy Mad
dison. 7. Violin Sop of Pulza (Kola
Pela), Mrs. Sara Hall Moore.
8. To a Wild Rosa (McDonald),
Mill guei itt Struniquist.
II. Pomponctio
I Durand ),
Adah
Vaughn.
10. Mint D'ete
Abel.
(Rinet), Katherine
1 1. Fasciniilioii
Kva Seth.
Waltz (Wach),
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Foil MISS WYI.DKIt.
Miss Pearl Wjidor. of Springfield,
111., who has been paying n brief visit
to her brother, Dr. M. K. Wylder, has
been the recpient of a round of en
tertainments (luring her slay In Al
buijueniue which is a sincere tribute
to her charm nnd attractiveness.
Last Sunday evening Miss Wylder
was the guest at a dinner party at
Ihe Alvarado given by Mr. and Mrs.
John England Smithers. Dr. and
Mrs. Wylder entertained in her honor
nt a dinner dance at their home on
West Gold avenue Wednesday even
ing. Mrs. K. R. Edgar was hostess
at a luncheon complimentary to Miss
Wylder Friday nt noon, and Friday
I night Mr. and Mrs, F. Rineker nter
I tallied in her honor at a dinner party
! nt the Alvarado.
I Mis Wylder left yesterday after
noon for her homo in Springfield.'
i notks of sooiav.
Mrs. John KuglaiHI Smilhers was
called to Morris Heights, N. Y., yes
terday on account of tile serious ill
ness of her mother.
The Lowland Bridge rltib were en
tertained yesterday ut tile homo of
Mrs. W. W. Strong.
The Phi Mu sorority of the I'niver
sity of New Mexico are planning an
. n i K ruiH num'n Tn ia nei.i 1.1 M.-
.,,. , emt)le on the evening of Tivn.
j ruary 12.
i Miss Margaret Kessler, of llallan,
I Tex., w ho has been visiting her sister,
I Mrs. L. u. Rice, will return to her
lexus home tomorrow. She will be
accompanied by .Mrs. Rice and son,
who will pay a visit in Dallas.
Mrs. George Roslington was hostess
ut a delightful five-hundred party
Wednesday evening.
Mrs. George S. Klock entertained at
bridge Thursday afternoon, her spe
cial guest being Mrs. Albert Simms
There wera eifihf, guests. The after-
GRADUATES
l'.AKI(i Sl.MI'l-i; DFSHiXS w
noon
closed with an appetizing sup-
per.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Nou Ilfdd left Wed
nesday for New York, from where
they will sail for Bermuda for a va
cation. Mr. and Mm. Will Springer are en
tertaining Mr. Maynai'd Ounsiil of l-oa
Angeles for a week.
Mr. and Mrs. Poniard llfeld will
leave for Los Angeles to visit their
son lister. They will be gone for
about sis rceH
Of unusual interest in Albuuticniue
Is the announcement of the marriage
in Los Angeles on January 22 of Hiss
Hannah Kll.ubeth Lyons and Mr.
(Ieorge Mariano Harrison. Mr. Har
rison was for years a resident of this
city, and Is the son of Dr. and Mrs.
George W. Harrison.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the Dead
Avenue Methodist church met Thui'B-
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