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TWO ALBUQUERQUE MORNING JOURNAL, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1915. 'A Nothing to Report ) rciix iiiln-r I" have seen In one 'f I war stories "'it " long that i hi. If from a lew Ih'inwiiil people i.n.ri. m lct l"'l'iK t I I ml wound i.I lit a ceilnlrt I'"'"'1 ' "if I"1111'" ll'1' tin-1 hk "nnihing I" rc(mii," Th.-io I n,) he n mmm disunities. I'lil nol.i.ity h... g.itleu any where In particular. Thill' Jnst ,n, "i""1""1 I" Vanity tun. Thl'IC half- "'" l"OIIIP IllllHT i hi. ..illii ". Init In ( h" mailer nf In. pl.tt.lllt !!'"""'' itiTf In nothing, in report. Thr Kilt furnished i1"'! I.ulk i.f Hi" f'Hi cl ( riiitt llic vceK Jii'i j i lun il, Inil It was a mag ii ''fair nil j exi I'l't I I'li'lU'l rriir, wmi wi i. I" ' -felt hlilV thlliuglioill Hie proceeding . iii.ij i mi tint lw ilawcd mh ii regular l vent. I.inl ik f In xiuk Hint vitvlio.lv tiivK fur t!n' ptesciit HliiKiiiiinni mii.I I , III Id ill. .ml MS guild ll CXCUSM .! I.IIV lltll'T. 1 r. 1 1 1 i.ily tlir in.'in wlm mar- lies l,ile ill I i t find II Wll Inil in rly. ol VII v ou IT. 'Mil- III. I.. WlduW mid I WI'IP ill-.- i lining llii ull lmM.rliinl ijUcHtli.n of ruling". I h. I Juki mine irwn " merlin ill Willi Ii the Wrong nf Wom en lin.l I" i n discussed Ml soine lenrth, it ml I ventured thf nuKKi-wtlun thsl al ter 'ill HnT' rnl K Ii t he kumelhliiK I" Tin' Glass Widow, wllh ii K'-Hitiri- "f I in im i ii'ii i', kicked li'r slipper Into tni' r.nii'l iiml said what limy polilc-I,- I i- nil. n.ii'lfil Inl'i "I'lll-Hil!" Then we threshed tin' thliiH nvi'r. Sad I hi' Orus Widow: "Nobody i mi iciiip me nf InitliiK myself or nf l,i , iik nunii.Ht nythliiK t lint Ik fur my nun trued, iiml l.y the suiue tnken tw in. dV run license tin1 nf lii-ltlK 1 fnnl. Belli" a KriiHM widow, I liuvn Iiml 1 iel i-iii P. "Wlifn you have Kiln comlnir our way." hc continued, "wliut'H' Hie tn.ikll.lf ft rhlUlHcY" ... . i i t. i..r..,....,. t l..u mill' I ur(iiei ii.iiii.T in ,.i this h w. tint 1 Rut: ' I in tint cltliia; my own c n wi-'ll Iiiivh Unit i-ntlri'ly nut nf rnn.l.l'Tii tin n - hut ynii kimw Imw i'HN.V It w-ui. Tin- t Unit I inn Hp Im, wll.it rlinnrn Iiiih a nimt hkiiIiihI u wniinin In !li ni.lliinry Hffiilm nf llff? if " ri.i'wtlp hIiiikkIi cniiicn up, wlin In i.Iiimii'iI? I'ririnl HiibIibiiiI tnwy iniiii' hnriii' imronipliiliiltiKly thric liunili'-il mnl Hlxtv-fnur ly l th" i'"r " I I -kfpt liniiip, illrly-fiici'il ilill.lrfn ii ml it dinner "f rnhl hi'Hnu Iiml un ktnil wnlils. Unrlnif nil Hint tlliio hi run v lnivf l.fi'n wnrklnir Jimt u HHI ' limil"!" tlnm hp kiH-w Imw tit thn vitv hint thiit hn cniihl Ri't t il", nl v. if. M it Wlfo muy hnvn hi)n In the mViiiilliiii" l.irtillnd hlm Iipi'iuinc h w'iih tint BinfiuliiK hir lil i nviT with (lliimniKlB iiml il.iii-.ltiilB. unit l.fraim" tin- fmti'ly witb tint nicnpyliiK a villa lit NVwpnit. "Thi n li t Frii nil tliiHlmml fnri.'f'l tilrm-i lf mnl nll n 'i'K wlmt lmp-l-riiN? Thr ni'lKhhnm all ennm In nn.l tr-Htity tlmt tlu'V hiuril wiiimln nf prJ fnnlly In Ihi hnimn, mnl that thny nevir ("hi like I'TU-ml lltilmnil niiH'li iinylmtt hi.ilili', ll wim Ki-nrrally tin '..ii'lii nl Unit ho ilriitik. I 'l h inl w If" ilr:pf. In l'lik, ihM h wltn'jHn M i ml nn.l ti'tlx hnw hn imvi-r ' In.inilliit.it In htr life r'rtrnils f I rion 1 JIiikIiiiihI art hfiiril to mi that In ' n kihhI nf ui nut, hut ymi i nuMn't I I. mi.' any wnmiin fur wmittim: to K1'1 H illM.lrr I'rnin Mill. "U !hi'M il mini nn l-ti rill In rnim In nn.l takp Krli'tid llunl'ii ikI'm iiiirf Not Hint l'v ivit fM-rn. I''nr my I"' it. 1 vvnnt Hi iiitu t" Hiiitnl im lin y urp." Viiiiiik mini, la linn1 ruiy In minily In ynur family?" "Why -t r - yen. I'm i'i'uy ll'.i.tlt V'llir lIllllKllt'T," Ml VIKIWS. Tli.!!... iv.f.' lint tinlwi, thill ynll hi:inl i iiinniilini! frnni tlin thriM-Hlmv hl ir!; I iiIIiIIiik at the I'nl'lii-r nf 1'Mllll ii n, I iot't hint ThniBil.iy lilKlit. Tln V Wi-ri' iihnilnws "bIiiuIi.wh nf thl tuiHt" -mnl linm nil that 1 ImVe hnvn ahln In Mu'ln r Ihi y wi tf r")int' fchml iwi, thi iik'h I mil Itifniuii.! that thfin WiM The Magnetic Girl. II. ll Sim roini'h otlicru Her Will, to Ohey IjMt.lHMI f nfilr if HrMlnrkttll(t Itfmk lcrrlh fiitf m utiti r 1'n.vt litr I'lmixi In It t Irttitilftl I'tml I fa ntlUrr uf thi Jiitiriml. 'Tito Wimle(fn) jiKwer nf Jpr'imi1 rtirtiti', M.iri.i in in, l'uii'liminn. Mind t'.iii ( 1. u h,u .iu win, -n aiiM-iv l.c n.uili'ctl tV iwiymn H iMultrl inw iin.iUi f ine or Wntii'1' tnsf ill," Buy Mr. Kl iMt' li)e n t h K il" w if, nillh'ir if hn i,.w Urk r ihi tied-. "TUe Key W the Ue- n ti n r Fiit'i'f"!." 'Cli. It.mk ins a 1 1 y r mmtv ttfl i mn lhitf f ft I f Kiii'ci iii n if t h jiiiill.f nf th I ". is Y I I i , 1.1. '1 dfR.'l Um'B K PiHIflli tllulllill f" fritU' tohltm "f t win I iiliHtK I h r'M'Ufclil rtnd Sl'tl i( iittnin; rv luiiv leuin 1 )! IrtVP ft II ti f r l u i - It 1 r t hi.N Ihi iiiIkNi (!)' i ri main lii.i.n. i.Mii ; How I ' w! W l y mid nm fui'iiU'iy ,lvMi Hi ntii.u'fFf mnl tn- I''.-iHi-n ti nn in ti.vniti.d, nvf t. mi. U"" i-.t on, )H:Hm d N'il- an J II '. It M HltliMUl lr'U'1 -T ntcil. r of pr.ilr. i r,,. nn tub t H"l(inthV i in xiUlii. pi n ,i,hm pMiiif luvii. i nit) imnuiar n.Mc (!..( ..truit eUt). . . ! i a tti,,t pi ..I' k i,,,,, Mi(tnn 4-n.r id HUr,'Mi, hcMH and )mphina . riciy iit'iriHt. U(, imjir lm hi tr hT i nHixH In til. Hh hot )- frhut tf if imiM bioj., d, tit r vnUiU.iniKp m.'fitrtl iKtRtu n( (h human r. p, 1 h.. h.M.k. lnrii I- Umir iluihut.-d l.r.'.i.l-ast t t of charrc in futt -.f ih"t. f;i aphie rptMfurtlifii hh..r in8 h tli vhw-mi f..r.B ar bciiiK i.t n ov-r th v.-ili, ttd hiiw th'ttfcftmln iiit f lntinnlm tuvf drv'1.p'd pwft ht, h thpy lit 1 1 rt' fin't1 lhty fij. Th fii dtwtt i iuit'n f thp lMk,oot einh" j Ivt'ttiv -i'tt-d t'V !flm i4nntitn tnsiftnit.n, and vty t t pM rr( ti. lirivnc m- trrrA m(in-)r Bd hm -nt, Imt th-tiNi tii d- o muy wu'lnf rchU t.i mti' of yuHf ow rrnntrt t p.urr ..-'t,.', tf, AH rtquntii f.-r th frt9 hn M )imhl h ftil'1rM'4 t: Nutf.nml In in.diilc of N-it , Kre lUttil.uiwn IVpt. jt'". N Vk Wimintr lt-ititfft Kitad. I.iid .H. f K-, KniHl, HUupiv y.n v'iil.l itfc 'npv of "TU K-y W c."iiment f fl Junr K"riHi td un Ji .n tti J iuriul. n't rnM.'M e.'ln in roar t-ttr. 4?ttg'' ( .iH'.itiit iwn cntit. BY TANDORA. Modesty AS'lii n i-vi-ry nml In Kili-n wan u mirror That in. I.. Kvp in.r Ualnty rlinritii, proi lalmi'il, Slif wi'iit iinilriipi-il Mlilinnt a miiitli" fimr or Tl,. nii.nl that nhc hml nt'i'il to he (mhiiinpil, "1'i .iH only w lii'M kIip'iI piiti'n of thf i.pnli Tlmt utiK Im' linn. Ini lliicil to ! u pruili-. An.) I.nin.l tlmt cviTinnrp Hhn'il n.ivo to Kmpplj' Willi lh much ili'liMti'd prohli'in of thp iunli. Thirt'iifli'r Nh. (Jovnlcl her lilti'ii'lon, llnr timi' mnl all hor inonny to hi-r (IoIIiib; Ami Hint W'hh thf hi'Kiiiiiliiif of convention, An. I moili'my tin will, no 1 mippi.Bp. It. n t Inn's i'oiiip nli.nit In fanlilmui recent Now RirlH cnncc.il n'i little from tho men, Jt woiilil Bi'iin that III thn name of all th-it'n ilecent, rioine one oiixht tn juihb th iipolog 'roun I nKnln, I'm k. almnliilely iiuililiitc yliinly nhout them. II una nne of the l.l lilnwmilH that the l.lko .ull off unci, cvi ry hu nfii n, ami It Hi'i'iiiH to Ii ii v p hail R llllle pniiiithltiK on every nlher ftunt t lint Hie Ii.iik tmiiieil mill li'lll'll have ilnne yet. Jinlitc I'ralK Iiml t'olonel Keller hail Hlillnr pari nnil fllhil them tn the enl te HalNfai llon of cvciylmdy that I", alnniHt everyhmly. Cnlniiel Seller wan a "Inily pnlli eman," nil 1 H'b n plly Ihe cIvIcb ilepni Inu nt of th Wninan'B cluh wami't nil hiiml I" rn huw he hehl flown the Joli, . Until a In r.ihliliiilim nn.l hm In Hie lirnlnilM manlier In which he illm hmlteil tile nnermiH lllnl nllen ilelli ale (tilt leu Im IiuhpiI iipnn hlm he' wan a Bollil hliir. of Mlnr. If the cnlnnel can only h" illltlll.il til pllll tll.lt Kllllll clown In I'l I'aini 1 1 Ih ne k Hip cow ineii'M conven tion Ih uiiih fnr next year, JuiIkh t'ralK wor Hie crmlnp with urace ami ilimilly, nlhcll with Bum' severity, Init the fact that I hn flue" InipiiH.'l hy hlm Bwelleil thn treiuiir nf Him IiiiIkp tn Hiprei ililile propor tlnliB oillweiKheil uliy ITlticlKMI n to Hie BoiimltiPBii of 111 ju.lli lal ile ImIoiih. Thn leaineil JiiiIhI woilhl tilunk m (iinlenipi nf cniirt, ami It Is fliiiireil that al leant forty ilnllarn In flm-B V'n enlleiti'il un liccoiint of this 01111 of-j feline. A ceitaln luihl-heaileil ICIll wiih Biiinmnneil l.efnre the JililK" fur nn Infrai'lluli of the Iiiwh, ami Perure 'entering upon a illHcunsInn nf the Jfl'T I1M nf the fiihe Jnilue tYullC fined Ih ciilinll twii-lulB for iippearlnir In the pri'Mcneo of the court with lil.i hat on. lliiHtlly remnvlmr hln hat, thn vlitlm wiih titled another twn-lill for tip pinrliiif hefnre tho court In thn nuilfl. KrtieBt l-amlolfl wiih fined for tullc mif In the prcuneci' of th court, flnd when he uiiileitook to make bikiib ho wiih fined MKiiln for makliiK a inunkey of hlniBelf, Thn climax came, whim the lady policeman hriniKht Inln cuurt a HhlverhiK "'"I Hhritiklnjt nilHcreant whn cartlid In hla hnnilM u kIuhh of hecr. The cuurt iirnmptly ImpoMrd 11 heuvv fine for thin ntfciiiin a nil then flraiik the Leer. Thereiipnn u. man tiieetlii(f wnn held and J uilKo CralK WIIH recalled. Them were Hume xami'B of chani'P. which coiiBtltuted th "bIihiiowb of thn pant," hut the moHt liotahlo fea ture of them wu thul nuliody who I'layeil them Iiml a cluinie, Whiii ever iinyliuily wn found to hava any ihlpN liefure lilm, he wan promptly plnclu'd fnr vtolntliiK thn law and w.ix made hy JiiiIko t'rnlif to iIIkk'H'Ko h's 111-lfuMrn kal'iB. Jf anyhmly haipen U tn fdi'ap" thn Iviisc-cyeit ol'tlcerw and i.i.'K. iil.'.l IiIh clilpii lor paymeiit he wan met with u Ninny Mure nnrt th.. lemark: "We're Helllnu chips we HreiiT huyliiK 'em." ThiBe urn only ft few of tho Bl until that were pulled off. There was nn chance fnr iiiiylmily who fill Pd the penelialiiiK Judicial nlmice nf Jildift OiiiIk. Kur illBtlincp, Ji)V llnmlell WIIH nrrnliined fur bIiikIiii;. He had im (lli rii ull v In pr..vlii(( li 1 1 ii m. If nut pnllly nf bIiimIoK, hut hn wan, never lliele, fined fur tllwIurhliiK; tin) ieace In atti'niptliiH to bIiik. All thuBc who werp thetn are bIIII lallKhliiir over tt. nnil tlioMo Who were rnt ara mlkhly Borry, lr vi:i:i. sisTi:ns, i:i.i! Ah an niitKiuwlh nf the "Bluiduwa of the i:iHt " an orKanlsuitlon h ih I fnrined which nilKhl hp nut Inappru lirtalelv known a "nhiidiiwa nt t ho prim nt." They don't call it that, however thpy have named It "The liexcrted WlVfH," The luemliern of thn cluh nrn nil hclpmcetH nf innmliieiit i:ikn. They have (Mitten- tired of ntuylnir alniip whllo I'rlenit lltmhund In Indtilsltuf In Hha.lnWH, and have deride. 1 thai they will lup Bump BliadnwH of their own. ('tinneiriient)y, fi'ntll Huw on they Hie to meet lit the home of s.iinn member i f the cruniiUiitluii every IihIkp nlisiit end play hrlilKe until 1 ii.-n.l 1 1 umI ..'i 1 1 , 1 coniPH alter Uieiit to take them hnnie. Who oi'IkIuhIcJ the idea have tint I'l'iinl, hut ll'a a clever nne. Nur d' I kiiuvv the naitifH nf the meniheiB i f the cluh. The first Kalheriiltf lo'ik pliue Tliiir.lay iilnht at the hum,) of Mix 1, r. r.eim.lt, nn Kourtepnth utreet, mid Ihci'p are hImhn that the activities nf the urKanistaUnu nf like ly to ln-inu ah i. ut a levuhition uiiioim 111.. Klks. i M.'ir'-liifioif are made In Heaven . chli'fly fur Hip rxpnrt trade, ni:v iii:iik;i: tu n, A new hi'ldtfo cluh whm formed dm lllkt the piiNt wtpk,' (he flint Kiinie he inu tdayed at the lluin,. of Min, It, l Hunt un Tiiesdav' aftprmioii. It in known an the "T. l" cluh anil hids lair tn take a prominent place nnioiiK Hie x.h I.iI oi KiiiiikiiliuliM nf Alhiuiner Uiie. I The meiuhettt of the new cluh are Mis. Nancy Hi'KwMi k. Mix. II, I,, llti.-a, Min. .'. I. W.cJ. Mm. A. K, Vfin Pcln' Mrs . !K. JSherw ill, Mr. II. ii. HtroiiH, Miv. i'raiik Ai kcruuin and Mil, I'liderlcli llnrnl.y, When the donkey saw the r.chru lie hmiin to Kwltch hl tail; "Well 1 nvr," wiiii his comment; Therp n a mulP tliafsi heen In J'"'." t ' The Hump I.uver. i Till' WOM t I I II. 1-aut Ki lilnj ' pruKiMin at the Wrtni an'B club luhorati I'mnmh to called function. There werp music (in.1 nfr.-Hlliiiciim nu,i ilecoiatlona. The cluh rnottt lends ilnelf well to lecruati..n mul Ihun, 11111111111?, and n il and white, hlup Kirpnmera wcip every where, The (ni.Ject fop the day w'n "Kr.ler tiilnuiK t IIoiup," end n very lntent ini J.aucr wib r. .l by .Mrs. IIiihlnsmD., foUnweil J Mm. Iiwher, who ilP uriheit "Anii'iiioun Tv ,1" with wvprnl wlitv ntt.i Hhl. h ,.p lihemlh 5p lilaiiil 'il. liiefp wilt u pltuio nolo hy M m .Murln' Hikhiuk and vocnt (hiI.ik l.y Mrn.., White and Mu Thortip. after which a practical dpitifinntratlun of "Afternoon Tea" wim Klven at a I i Dutifully ii., i.inl. ,) Inl.le In the an nex. Mm. lyiilhy, In colonial coKtumP, with puwdercd lialr, pniired the tea and the Kiient werp Berveil by MrB. lllltner, AlrH. Iiwher, MrB. Cur 11.1, .il rH. sink and M. Slmrtle. The cluh rnonm were crowned with thp mem lielB and their Riienln. Next Friday in the all Important day of the annual election of officer. Much more ilcpendH 011 thin than the merp Miiterricnt would Hi'i'in to war rant for, t lie elcftlun will, In a lai'ite tiieuBiire, detprmlne the policy of the club, for the year to ennui. There, ate already two well defined tlcketa in the field and BPveral ponnlbllltleB. 1 111 Blatc mentioned boiup limp hko ha Mm, Medler achcdiilf'fl an president and Mt'M. Itrewer ami Mm. I'.rown iib tho vice iiif-Hl.lenid. Many of thn cluh ineniherM are nnxioiiH to bpp Mm. WUhoii, who linn bepn n very active worker an vice prenhlent, nlven the part i.r leadlnff ludy with Mrn, Miller, Mrs. AlhrlKht or MrB. 1'ppiy on th nmiip ticket. One thlnic It la Biifa lo predict, and that in that all Hip cIiiIi'h one hundred and nlxty memherB who are In town will be there and that in Bliite of the fact that, there will be ilo ri frcuhmentH, Yniinir Ijuly (In book More): I TVant HoliiethlllK popular. Clerk: Wicked or vnpld? I'hlliidelphhi rubllo U'llKcr. Mits. s'litoNfJ's ih!iik;i:. Mrn. Harry Strom? wan fin auction brldttn hoBtPHR Thiirnday ufternoon at her home on Went Copper avenue. The rooma were niont artintlcnlly decorat- Pd with hloB.nomlliK ircriiniums. a pot hellilf plncpil at each tubld and the player who wiut lucky In ctittlnK ro celvid thn flower at her tahlp iib a favor. Annlnllntr Mrs. Hlronir were Mrs. C, M. Conner, MIhb Hcbmip Slrontr, Minn Halome HtatiHon and Minn Kebit Con tier. Thn firlun for thp lilull hcoip was won by Alra. V. 1. Woy. t Willi How do you do that new duncp? tliliis You hop four times on your partner'B feet, take plant hleps on the dress of the wo.nmi behind you. turn on your anklo and then ttkp on your neck. iu:m:v liosi'rr.M.i'iv. The mcmliPt-H of the Alhliilernuc niiHluess colliK basketball teams who went down to piny tho Helen team lunr Monday cotihl not say enough on their return In iuuImo of lieh'n hns- pltnllly. From the rnnrnettt of their nrrlval the town wiih turned over to the vis itors to do with it as they pleased. A chicken dinner, served by the ladles of Helen In honor of thn Alhiuiner- ilUPiuis was 0110 of the most incasing features of tho trip. The CommPrcini cluh was placed at the disposal of thn KiieHts, with all Us delightful prlvl- eers. After the irnme ttiere was a dance, find n tint her dnncp at the cluh completed One of tho must delightful rounds of social entertainment mat any of thp visitors had ever known. The business colleKP teams went to Helen on a special car, and In every particular thn trip was a memorable one, ' "Thp only trouble with the pace that kills." Biild the pessimistic person, "In that It doesn't kill enoiiKh of thorn." I'enn Statu Frnth. tVIYUKSITY MI KICAM'S. The first of 11 series of University musicale was Riven before an appre dativn audience at Itoiley hall last Tuesday inoniiniT. Mrs. Knlliryu (ii-mimer-Hulley, Koprano, and Mr K. l.piny Volt, vUilinlst, participated. One of (lie fen til ret! of the recital was thn cycle of "Suriu en Sonus." hy ItiirU'Ufll. which was hiMird for tho first time 111 Albuiiucrqiie, nn buiik" hy Mrs. llullpy and I'lof. K. .Stanley Seder, director of music at t.lie University. The next iiiiisleule, In thW series at Hm I'niverslly will be announcel shortly, The proKiam given lust Tues day was a follows: (ai "My l.ovcr, Ho Comes on the Skep," Cloimh-ticlKhteP (h) "The Ijiss With thn IVIIrnta Air," lr. Arne Mrs. llalley. tal "Air on the O Slrlnir," Matheson th) "Scher.,," Van Cloens (c) "Concert Mu.urkii," Musln Mr. Vott, "Saracen Songs," lltirlelRh Mrs, llalley, Mr. Seder. Miss AlleuP ltixlcr, accompanist, ' M illy Tf you kins me I'll scream. P.llly Well, so lumr ns you don't scream first leu all rlKht, IMVITIMTV OTls. The debate between the University and the State college which Is to take place next week is the all-Important topic of conversation aninnK stu dents now. The subject of the debate will be: "Unsolved, That Municipali ties in the United States Should own and Operate Uhintil for ttiipplytiur LiKht, Water ami Transportation." The University has , the af firiiiativn side of the question and will be repre sented by A Una K. llrm p. Carl 1. Hroreln snd lw W. Walker. The AkkIcs will put forwald Miss Mildred UiilKhtim, ltichard liuvens and Kait Taylor t defend the neKntlve. The Indue will be ltev. C. K. Cnmplell, l'r, T, Si-xton and H. U Yoitng. f Dr. K H. 'Mitchell will addr.ws the asspmblt Tuesday 011 "'The Influence of thp Dance' on Literature." - At vespers today Dr. U H. Mitchell Ult give "Some Ucflectlons on the Hlhlo as a l.awer MiHht Make Them." The Pipma Taun enterlained the Juuhk ladle of the dnnuatic m-lence rlaasea t their chapter house Friday nlfcht. The KUeMs did tha cooking and did It wim, but no en!ai?emenis have been announced so lac. I'ercy J lurn of Oklahoma, and llrook ISrantley of Tennessee, wi re two new students who cnterud the Uni versity during the lust week. Teacher Now. children, here' nn example In mental arithmetic. How old would a person he who was born In eighteen -'lgt' eight? I'upll Please, teacher, was It n man or a woman? Woman' Home Companion. iOOI MUSIC TOMlillT. A song service that will have a rpeclul appeal for the general public will be given at the Cnngregatlonnl church tonight at 7.:in o'clock. Musi cal service of special merit have been a prniiiinent feat urea of Hie work of Hie music committee nt this church for several yenra pant, and Ihi Sun day's is expected to be well worth while. The program, under direct ion of I'rof. B, Stanley Seder, A. A. li. ., organist and choinnnsler of the church. Include a short organ reel-tal-prcluil and a hymn Improvisa tion bv Mr. Seder, two violin number by K. I.erny Volt, a talented violinist nf the city, and vocal solos hy Miss Ijiulse Thorn, contralto, und Mis. Kalhryn Orlnimer lialh y, soprano, the latter being with violin ohllgalo by Mr. Volt. Miss Kdna Arclier of tiarnett, Kan., who has been upon the t limit. tuiil.i circuit for several years, will give a reading which promises to be of great interest. The Congregational choir will lender two anthems, "Ave, San guis Chiistl," by Foster, and "Hall lo the Lord's Anointed," hy Mark An drews. The university brans quartet will complete the program with a quartet number und 11 pleasing cor net and horn duet. They will also iisslst tl-e choir 1. 11 . 1 organ In the con gregational singing. Following Is the detailed program: Organ Jtecllal Prelude: la 1 "Prelude in A Minor". ... Ilach (h) "Humorenke" Pvoratt (c) "Introduction and Allegro," (Sonata In A-flali . . Ithelnhergpr - Prof. K. Stanley Seder. Quartet 'The King of l-ove My Shepherd Is," Gounod Unlvcrdty Ilr.iss Quartet, Messrs. Clarke, Pcnnewlll, liarnea, Porterfielil. Organ Offertory "Fvennong," , Johnston Prof. K. Stanley Seder. Anthem "Ave. Sanguis ChrlHtl. . . , . Foster Congregational Choir. Solo "Oolgolha," Couchols Mis I.oulse Thorn. Heading "King Hubert of Sicily," Longfellow MisH Kiliiu, Archer. Organ Solo "Improvisation on ft Hymn," , Professor Sedor Anthem "Hail to the Lord' An ointed," Mark Andrews Choir and Hrnns Quartet. Violin Solo (a) "Arioso," Tlandcl b) "Kvenlg Song," Nachest K. Iewy Yott. Cornet and Horn Duct "The Ixird V MV Shepherd," Smart C. It. Clarke, It. W. HurneH. Solo "The Day la F.nded,". .Hartletl Mr. Kathyrn Orimmer-l'ailey. Violin ohligato by Mr. Yott. PostludP "Fugue" from Sonata In A-flat Itheliihergcr I'rof. Stanley K. Seder. . AT ST. VINCENT'S. The niusleal program rendered by the students of St. Vincent' academy Inst Thursday was one of the most at tractive ever given hy that institution. A patriotic note rnn trough the en lire entertainment, and the largo au dience showed ly llH liheral nppluuse Its appreciation of tho merit of the entertainment, The progrnm was 11s follows: Chorus. . ."America, Land of Liberty" Tho Cecelians. Piano "Maietilusi," , I.lchner Vlclorlne With. Violin "Old Folks at "Home," (Trim- scription) StruhP First violin, Chonlta Marline; sec ond violin, Eleanor Lynch; pluno, . Miss Cecelia Murphy. Vocal Selection "Blossom Time," , , , , , , ' Sautcr Irma IJx, Heading "The Legend Henullful." ( , Irfingfellow Miss Mary O'Loughlln. Piano "Meadow Danoe" ...Williams Lenore Hrown. Piano "Hy Mountain Spring," Bohm Fntella Armiin. V'oenl "Air Castles," . . . Jacobs-non.1 Ala ma ret McCOnnll, Pluno "1 luiiinresque" Dvorak Helen Grhlley. Ilnno "With Spanish Grace,". Llcurance Kmrna Olllicrt. Violin "Summer Kvcnlnir" Molntyre steohens Hailing; piano, Miss Marie Hailing. Piano " Girls" Beadlng- March of the Flower Warns Lnla Garcia. -"Psalm of Life." Longfellow Dorothy Butler. Voeal- Ave Muriii," . . . , , .Bosewlg , .Pcabody Mary Stewart. Piano "Vnlse ile Concert . Mary Springer. Pluno "Lofty Stridei.." Agnes Wienke. Hednuln Iaive Song,' Vocnl " Violin' .Ball Lillian Yrlssml, The Hep." Klcanor Lynch. , .Schubert '. . . .Hcins Piano "Musiurka Caprice, Amy Chaplin. "Hide of Paul ltcvere.". . , Longfellow Heading- Anita Garcia. Vocal "Spring's Awa'.ieiiing, Warner Kuthryn Keleher. Piano Duet "Lyliquo March , Koenin? Marie and Ursula Hailing. Vocal "When Irish Ryes Are Smiling," Cdoitt Anita Garcia. "Sdierzo Vnlse." Henlpin Mandolin, Francis Lynch; violin, Stephen Hailing; piano, James Hlainey. Closing Chorus "The Arrow and the Song," Walter ll.iy The Cecelians. M AHTH V WASIIIMiTOV TF.A. From Clovls comes the news that the ladles of the Christian church gave a delightful Martha Washington tea at Jhn home of Mrs. Win. McIrndon, Monday afternoon and evening. Tlie house was prettily decorated in flag.-, red hatchets and carnations. Mrs. S. Grisamore, dressed as Martha, in a rich gray satin was assisted tn entertaining bv Mrs. William Mcln don, Mrs. W. J. Stew-art, Mrs. Tom Davenpqrt, Mrs, K. A. Hurley and Mrs. Herbert Hrown. nil dressed In Martha Washington style. A dainty luncheon Was served, while the Vlc- jtrola music ad. led materially to the even I n g en ji y me n t . nUTXKJIITI.Y CM ll. The I'ortnightly cluh gave an ex cellent classical program at the Con gregational church Tuesday evening. The public was invited and an au dience Which filled every seat In th church enjoyed the program whic'j was excellent und instructive. Mrs. K.llxaheth . Bradford prosidet and the study period rivaling with Xantippe Dialogues (OF SAVIXtJ TIMF..) "Alexander," said Xantippe, "what was that I heard you Maying to Mr. Stephanas last night?" "Why, nothing that I rememher, mater," replied Alexander; "I lust said 'Good evening, reverend, that ws a fine sermon you gave us thl even ing!'" "That'wn what I thought," said Xantippe, "I'm sorry to see I w'i not mistaken," "Why, what's the matter with Hint?" usked Alexander, surprised, "didn't you like the sermon?'' "Certainly, It wn a good sermon; what I object to was the way you ad dressed Mr. Sleiihanas. Nn, 1 know you didn't 'mean lo he disrespectful, hut neither should you be ungrumma tlcal." "O, I see," grinned Alexander, "the school ma'am Is abroad again. Just win-re did 1 lip up this time, mater?" "I'm' sure, Alexander, n long ago as when you were hi tho grammar school, and I w.i helping you with your language lessons In the evening, you were warned against such errors In speaking as 'Hev. Stephanas.' " "Hut, mater, I'm sure the paper said 'Hev. cieon' was holding a scrien of meetings. ' "Don't quote the paper to me! Vo:i ought to know by this time that a newspaper Is no authority on syntax. The word reverend Is an adjective and should not be lined, ns a substantive." "Well, then, vrhut shall I say? Shall I say 'doctor?' " "Certainly, say 'doctor' if he Is n doctor," replied the mother. Otherwise there Is no more sense In calling n preacher 'doctor' than in calling every man 'colonel,' a thpy do In the mountain, or every person 'Judge' wno was once Justice of the peace back In Lycos, Macedonia." "Well, surely you would not have me always say 'Itevpipnn Mister Jo hannes Thpbanus;' It would take too much time," complained Alexander. Why not suy Mister Themnnus; there In no more reason for address ing a preacher a l'evcrend, than for saying 'Good morning, Honorable,' to tho senator, or 'Good morning, Ven erable,' to the arch-deacon.' And wljen you are tipeuklng or writing of them take time enough o do it properly. Though I must say I think this is sometime carried to an extreme, as when one writes 'Former State-sena tor So-nnd-So,' or ex-Ambassador to F.gypt Fulano." Speaking of wasting time, and not to change the subject," said Alexan der, "It would save a lot of some body time If there were a label on our pnslol lice. It's a pretty cold 'lay when some gink from the country, or some dame from Cyprus iloesn t ask me where thn postufllce Is, and of course, it'u up to me to see that they or he or he what should I say. mater? find or finds It." "What U Hint, Alexander?" naked Socrates, rousing from hi abstract Ion and saving Xantippe from what might have been nn embarrassing situation, "is there 110 sign on our government building to Indicate that it contain the headquarters of our mailing ser vice?" "Not so that you'd notice It" re plied thn boy. "If there Is any It Is so well concealed that strangers don't seem to be utile to find It." "I really must look for myself," mild the philosopher; "I seem to have heard somewhere of a law requiring an adeiuate sign on all postofflcp In Attica, und It would be strange, In deed, if In Athens Itself, so Important a matter ahould bo neglected." "Oratorio" a the subject, was ably lead hy Mrs. Mabel Stevens Himoo. Miss Marie HlggiiiH read a paper on "Bach and Handel;" tho program as published was given. Professor Seder's organ numbers were welt received and were given with a thorough understanding of their difficulties, and show that he ha gained by hi study with Mark Andrews in New York. He also plead ed the. audience by the vocal number he gave, taking the place of Mr. Chun. J. Andrews, who was, unable to lie present. Professor Seder played several organ accompaniments for the chorus und solo work with his us ual good tuste, Mrs. Bradford's arias from Elijah and Jishua proved that she is fully capable of singing the greatest of ora torio union, she has ample voice and dramatic. ubllHy and was never heard to better advantage than in this style of singing. She wa also obliged o fill Mr. Andrews' place as director of the chorus work, and performed this task to the complete satisfaction . . of the singers and audience. Miss Marie lllggins was accorded an ovation for the remarkable way In which she plnyed Handel's difficult "Harmonious Blacksmith." Mr. Yott's violin numbers were thoroughly mu Rlclanly and were wurmly received, I16 being much aided in his work by the excellent accompaniments of Mlsa Louise Nichols. Mr. Sewell hod a fine bailtone solo from the "Creation." and tho work of the chorus In rythm, shading and tonal quality was fine. It was a heavy progrnm but the participants showed themselves quite ciuiU to all its fl-mnnf!-' ...:.. . I.ADllOK' All) lONTIOUTAlXFI). Thursday afternoon, at the homo of Mrs, Hugh Trotter, the Ladles' Aid society of the Lend avenue Methodist church were delightfully entertained. The time was passed with fancy work and social chat. Several guest were present beside the members of trie society, and three new names were added to the roll. At the close of the afternoon the hostess, assisted by Mrs. F. K. Dearth, served refreshments. SIDIOWAI.K COl'T-'Kli The ladies of St. Paul's F.vangelteiil Lutheran church entertulned ut a coffee at the pnrsonago Thursday af ternoon, about seventy-five guests be ing present. It was one of the most successful and enjoyable entertain ments1 that the Lutheran ladles huvei yet held. Thpsp monthly socials have conip to bp a distinctly delightful feature. The February coffee was named the "side walk coffee" In honor of the improve ment the church at Sixth and Silver has Just received in the way of ICO feet of now concrete sidewalk which was used for the first time Thursday. OXK O'CIICK I.UNCIIKON. Mrs. Louis Hfcld was a one o'clock luncheon hostens yesterday, having is her guests a number of the younger set. Including the Misses Bendhelm. of Altootm, Penn. Tho decorations of roseg and violets were especially effec tive. The guests Included Miss Helen Hope, Miss Myrl Hope, Miss F.tlith Childers, Miss Agnes Chi Idem. Miss Virginia Carr, Misa Jpan Arnot, Miss Krmii Bendhelm, Miss Tessie Bend helm, Miss Dorothy McMillen, Mrs. Max Nordhause, Mrs. Thomas N. Dan ahy. Miss K.itherine Chaves, Miss Kleanor Vaughey, Miss Klsle Kem pcniiii and Miss Aline StPrn NOTF.S OF StM HOTY. Mrs. W. Y. Walton ha bppn thp re cipient of muny delightful attentions on the eve of her departure for Sin Diego. Anion the most pleasant wvs the auction bridge pnrly given In her honor Wednesday afternoon hy Mrt. K. W. Dobson. Mr. Walton leaves fnr San Diego today, Mrs. otto Dleckman Is expect"d home today from Los Angeles, where she ha spent thn bmt six months. Mrs. J. C. lialdridge arrived from California lust night for a short visit. As soon as she can puck her house hold goods she will return to flollv wood, where Mr. Haldrldge Is building a beautiful home, Mrs. Ivan Grunsfeld will return to day from an extended visit to relative." and friends In Chicago nnil New York. She will bo accompanied by her diiughter, Miss Florence Grunsfclil. The Highland Bridge cluh will meet tomorrow nt the home of Mrs. D. A. I lit titer, on South Walter street. Mrs. II. O. Strong has sent out enrdn for a luncheon next Thursday. Mr. Chnrles J. Andrews, who has recently moved to Santa Fe, was In the city lor a l.rlef visit during the ptint week. ( luirles Wakefield Cftdman. emliiMii nil over the world n a composer and well known in Albuquerque, stopped for n brief half hour In this city la-H Monday on hi way to thu Pacific coast. Member of the local musical colony hope to persuade him to tarry In Albuquerque on his way back east. Mr. and Mrs. K. F. Jacobnon enter tained Tuesday evening nt their home on North Fourth street In honor of their tenth wedding anniversary. A dainty two-course luncheon was served. - The Country club I now prepared tn erve meal to Us member upon notice to the steward. A table d'hote turkey luncheon will be served today from 12 to 2 o'clock. The Ten Dona met last night at the home of Dr. .1. II. Wroth. A paper by A. It. McMlllen on "Some Steps To ward efficient Publicity," was 11 f cu lture of the meeting. Mrs. A. Borders arrived yesterday for n visit to Mi. D. A. Ilittner, Mr. Lvman It. Putney was host at nn Informal dancing party last night at thn home of his tinrents. Mr. and 'Mrs. It. F. Putney, on West Central avenue. Mr. and Mrs. Albert G. Slmma were dinner hosts Friday evening nt their home on North Fourteenth street. Among their guests were Mrs. Fred erick Holland F.lllot, of New York City; Dr. and Mrs. Julian Hoed, of Texarkana, Ark., and Mr. John V. Sitiims. Mrs. Frank Ackermnn entertained the Gold Avenue Bridge club yesterday afternoon. Mr. Frank l'llmore left Friday for her home in 101 Paso after a visit with her mother, Mrs. Ileiiner, and her Bister, Mrs. C. A. Hudson. MOW WAI.I. K ( HAITIOH. Appropriate in every detail to tho occasion celebrated was tho Wash ington's birthday meeting of Jxiw Wallace chapter of the Daughters of tho American devolution which w:is held ut the home of Mrs. 11. H. Pol lock. Patriotic dcrorations called to mind the Father of his Country, and a program of unusual excellence was rendered. It wus as follows: Piano Solo '-Prelude E-mlnor," (MacDowell), Mrs, Mabel Stevens Ilimoe. Vocal Solo "Tenting on tho Old Camp Ground," (Kittrcdge), .Mm, 11. It. Pollock. Paper "American Women Compos ers,'1 Mrs, D. It. Lane. Pluno Solo "Soaring," (Schu manni, Mrs. Mabel SlevenB-Himoe. Vocal Solo "Si Voug L'nvicz Com prls," (Denza), Mrs. It. It. Pollock. "Patriotic Airs," Chapter. Santa Fe Society Notes I DID NOT KNOW. ' ! I did not know I was fond of you, j Until I saw another hy your side; j Then, dear, the depth of my deep love 1 knew ' As through my heart swift swept Its ! surging tide. 1 I did not know that you belonged to! me, I Until he called you sweetheart; : then my heart 1 Cried out in protest, "No, that can-1 not be! She must be mine. With her I shall not part!" I did not know that Heaven was here on Enrth, Until you whispered that you would bo mine; I did not know the world was filled with mirlh. Till you and home brought Joy and peace divine. Chnrles H. Meiers In Romance Ma gazine. MILITAKY DIXNF.H. 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