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some foolish man, and bo supported in idleness. There ara many Olliers, good housekeepers, financial managers, that would bo a prize for any man. You can find them in Chicago sif not. romo to our town. Wo will pick out a dozen from 20 to 35 years of ago who will All all tho expectations mentioned. If a man really wants to find a good, sensible, judicious wife, ho imi*t not look for hor among the Imtierllioaof fashion. Bbo may not bo perfect in all tbeliltlo technicalities of etiquette, bm she will bo a true friond and companion, a help in stead of a hindrance, .when tho dark days lower. 1 believe every young man or woman over 25 would be much happier mated with just the right one of tho other eea 5 they could marry without materially Increaelng the expense of living if each resolved to live withm then- means, never incur a debt, but live so aa to save a little •very week. „ THE BACHELORS. YOU’LL CATCH IT FOR THIS. SVtt# Editor of The Chicago Tribune: Chicago, Aug. 23.—1 notice in your paper this morning quite a number of letters from the young people on the subject of matrimony. This question seems to agitato the younger portion of our community, as I see that tho quiet shoot, the Inler-Occan, contains quite a number of these effusions from young aud probably inex perienced enthusiasts. 1 trust you will permit me to gtvo expression to my ideas on this sub ject in your valuable paper. • The average young man of this city is op posed to marriage for many reasons, and thoao reasons I shall try and give as plainly as possi ble, so that I may not bo understood as giving false opinions on tho subject. { Of coarse the principal and all-absorbing rea son is “money. 1 ’ This enters into tho question at the very outset, as no yonng man of common sense will think of marriage without, in Romo war. counting the cost of this expensive luxury. t The modern young man looks at society around him, and what does ho see? Young girls dressed to death, painted, frizzed, and fur belowod, and their weak forms strained, laced, and conlortionod out of all shape 5 extravagant to tho last degree; dancing, (lilting, eating late suppers, keeping late bourn, and waking In (lie morning with their health all broken down, Then dawdling atout the (iouho till evening again, and then another round tho same as be fore. Now, are lh"se girls (it for wives and mothers? No! Enipuaticallv, No! This is wbat tho yonng man sees around him. Now these girU aro well onouch to talk to for a moment, but not to marrv. They require too much capital for a good mvofllraout, and a young man is not going to drop throe otvfour pegs in society because be can’t support his wifo in the one ho moves in. No. Hotter remain single, and wait till ho can support a wife in tho same society from which ho takes her. This is tho first reason —“Financial.” The second reason in that tho modem young girl is so much of a butterfly that our young men would not trust thembdves to marry tnoin. They might succeed in winning ouo of them, hat they cannot depend ou them, thov are so tickle. They tnuat continue in that wliitl of society to which they aro so used, and this causes continual wor rimout on tho part of tho young man, and after a short time broods infelicity in me homo of tho young couple. Tne third reason is tho health of tho modern belle. She continues tho dissipation of tho day to such a length that when she comes to marry she is oil broken down, and is uuatilo to boar tho troubles of motherhood, aud requires constant attendance of a famliv physician ; and thus on tailing a very seveio expense 00 tho young man of to-day; and they (tho belies of tho day,) are outirely adverse to the promulgation of the race, as it would not allow of their tree movements in the fashionable centre, and would hamper them greatly. Tho fourth reason is tboir entire inability to keep house, they having spent tboir time iu dawdling about their homos, not learning or canog to loam anything about tho homo gov ernment; and when ttioy como to bo a young wife they are wholly unlit to manage a bouse, end thus aro unfit to be a young mau’s wife. They know nothing about a kitchen, and have to leave its entire management to some hired help, thus allowing much waste. They know absolutely nothing about economy,. and tho young man is out of pocket. These, Mr. Editor, aro a fow of tho reasons why a young mtur cannot marry, aud why the nombor of young bachelors is constantly In creasing. These are “ “tubborn facts,” and so tho young men of to-day retire to their own amusements, leaving matrimony to novices who do not study the philosophy of the thing. HaBUY B. Fur*. OO WEST, YOUNG MEN. To the Editor of The Chicago Tribune Chicago, Aug. SO.—To roe, a young (?) man of 34, the letters ou tbo raaniogo question have been full of interest. May 1 offer a suggestion? 1 think oqo roasoo of tbo inability of so many young men to tsko on themselves tbo burden of a married life (if it is really a burden, ta bo many seem to tbink) Is because they are unwilling to live outside our {peat cities where all kinds of business and professions ore overcrowded. If they wore willing to go out and build up homes in tbo beautiful country, we would bear teas of tbelr Inability to support themselves in a mar ried state. Tbo truth is there are too many kid gloved young men who would rather starve gen teelly than go to work and earn a respectable position In society. Energy begets destiny, and a lack of energy is wbat Is ailing all those young meuwbo claim they are unable to marry on ac count of the “exttsvagsuco" of tbo young ladies. Yon cannot get something out of nothing, and the reason of small salaries and consequent in ability to boar the expense of married life is that everybody wants to live In the city, where there is a limit to the number of clerks and profession* al men required, and all surplus gluts tbo mar ket, cheapens labor, enforces celibacy, and pro motes Idleness, vloe. and crime. “ All quit their spheres and rush into ” (be cities. 1 have known of persons in my own circle of acquaintances who have lott beautiful homes in the country tor a little oooped-up place, with a dirty backward. In the city,—compelled to use swill milk, willed vegetables, etc., all because it is tbe stvle nowa days to look down ou country life. Sow, I do not say that farmois, as a rule, have as pleasant snrroumllngs as wealthy psonlo in the city, but the average farmer can do far more comfortably and pleasantly situated than tbo average class in the city, while there are many things common to country people that even tbe wealthy In the cities do not and cannot have, as spacious yards aud gardens, pure air. beautiful scenery, etc. 1 speak of this matter because it has not been touched ou before, ami because I thluk it bas a strong bearing on tbo eubleot. Celibacy is much less common In the country than In tbe largo cities. I would like to one a general exodus of all able-bodied young men wbo are banging on to their bosses' coat-tails, working ou half salaries, aud living in genteel poverty, to tbo fertile West that is waiting to vield her generous stores to tbo husbandman. And I would like to see tbe young women who are earning a meagre living as clerks and sew ing-pirle go along with them as their wives, aud in a few years they would grow up into Inde pendent circumstances, surrounded bv more of tbe comforts aud luxuries of bfo than they could ever expect to attain here. Having passed nearly all mv life in large towns aod cities, I have become disgusted with their tilth, aud poverty, and crime, and have estab lished for myself a beautiful country borne, which lacks yet one thing of being a perfect homo, and that U a cheerful, intelligent, loving wife. But bow many aro there of oar educated city girl* wbo would bo willing to loavo tba oily, wild it* theatre*, opera*, and ball*, and settle down to a quiet country life,—be a farmer's wife, in short, even if that farmer should ohanoa to be aa educated, intelligent gentleman, capable of appreciating the beautiful in art and nature, re gardless of thedoilate and cents involved, and tne good and beautiful iu woman, without re gard to the emount of bard labor she may be able to perform? There may be some,—l fear not many. But I would not Judge thorn harshly, preferring Hrat to hear from some of our city girls on tbia point. Aamcoia. A GRANGER'S VIEWS, Jotkt Editor of Tht Chicago ftftuns. UILTOM Jcxotiom, Wi*., Aug. 30.—1 n your letters on tbe subjeot of matrimony 1 see most of them treat of Us aspect in the larger towns. Bat it i« not in tbe oltiee that this aversion to marriage is producing its worst results. Tbe farming community especially suffers from its bsueful effects. Among a large portion of our farmers it is not considered proper for the daughters to become skilled in household mat ters. aud while the glrla spend thsir time in reading fashion papers, contriving bow they may Imitate the latest style. Induce pspa to fur nish more mousy, and In hammering ths piano, ths boy* are taught that they must give no thought to diets, and tbs money which should •Mbs ibsm rsspeeUbly is devoted to ths adorn* roont of the girle. The girls aro taught that to catch a husband Is tho ultimate aim of woman. When sho arrives at a marriageable ago tho girl looks with disdain upon tho boy, whom she re gards as beneath her, though ho may bo fully equal to the brothers reared m tho same family with her. Her Ideal in some gay fop from tho citv, with (laming necktlo and brass rings. •* Would von have mo marry a farmer ?" site pats. “(X horrors! it is bad enough to bo a farmer’s daughter.” Now, there la no avocation In which a man can engage where woman's help is more essential than tilling tho soil, nor le there any business which stands more in need of intelligent, cultured men. There are many young men of culture who do not look upon 'farming with aversion ; but who know that to bo successful in that pursuit they must have a wife competent to preside over iholr household affairs : not one whoso resources will bo ex* haunted in throe days, and if tho hired girt delays hor visit beyond a week will liavn to go to K’s to stay. To tho young man who intends rtn It, la presented tho alternative either to marry a wife, place her among the parlor furni ture to entertain company, theu hire a camless servant aa housekeeper, or mairy a servant and do without a companion s to unite himself to one below him in station and capacity. Is it any wonder tho boys leave the farms and engage in occupations in which they can remain single ? I believe tills is one of tho potent causes which drives voting men into tho cities, there to work and struggle 10 maintain respectability without being able to save anything ; when on a farm, with the hiuuo amount of brain-labor, their efforts would bo crowned with success. If out of this dit'ciiesiun that has arisen, the public can bo brought to see the evils of the present system of training girls, much good will result. ' Wo want not angola, but women, for our wives, (hose who will old ns in tho struggle of life, who have capacity for improvement, and will bo to us an inspiration.—who aro willing to begin at the foot of tho ladder and side by side to attain to places of trust and intluouco. Ohanoer. VIEWS OF A COMMERCIAL TOURIST. To the Editor of The (.'Memo Tribune. Davenport, la.. Sept. 2.—Noticing tho dis cussion on matrimony of last Saturday, which was so freely indulged in by the boys and girls through your columns, I look particular inter est in tho communication written over the sig nature of tho lady who signed horeclf “Mar guerite.” Every man of common sense and pos sessing any honesty whatever must acknowledge her letter to ho n very ablo and truthful plea for tho cirls; and I for one. as a boy. must ack nowledge every word of hor statement to bo true In nino cases out of ton. It strikes the boys Just whore they live, ami accuses them of scan dalous facts which they cannot douy. A young man drawing a salary of S3OO nr SI,OOO a year claims bo canuot support himsfclf and a wife on that amount, and he draws his conclusion from tho fact that ho tins hcon getting that samo sal ary for some time, and has never boon able to eavo anything to speak of. though ha has had no ouo to provide for but himself. Now, tho probability is that that young mau spends half Ins salary for billiards, drinks, and other amusements, some or which most likclv would reflect 00 credit on a man that has much respoot for himself 5 aud tho youth might oftcu ho fouud iu compauy of people in voriain places which if seen by his friends ho might be caused to blush. Now then, if tho young man means that ho canuot support a small family on sl,i)Uo and keep up his hfo of dissipation. 1 agroo with him. Hat if he will got married to some sen sible voting girl, and give up his life of dissipa tion for tba true love and affection’of an honest woman, he will find that ho can savo at least ouo-half of hla salary whore ho saved nothing before. into, there aro many women who would make a salary of SI,OOO or SI,&UO look sick in a re markably abort time, and raauy a woman baa blighted and nunod the bricht future of an in dulgent husband through her extravagance; but women, like men, aro not all alike, and 1 fuel justified in saying that where one man has made a mtßtake in getting married, ton have bettered themselves. It must be remembered that simply getting married doounot relieve a man. or woman either, of all further care, but rather Impose* additional cares on them both. Tuoy cannot af ford to ait down and wait for tbo band of nroa perity to provide for them, for if they go to work that way they aro very likely to live on unow balls tuo following winter, and bo bo light iu the spring as to necessitate carrying round brick bats in their pockets to hold them on the ground, or sumo windy day they might tloat off liko a balloon, lint lot them go to work to gether to win. Let tho husband earn money, and lot bis wife save it for him. Two beads aro belter than one. Lot them both try to mike each othoi happy, and there la no danger but they will succeed. In tho communication signed "Tho Lonely Six," a gentleman says ho cannot afford to get married on $2,000 a year income. A man ought to bo ashamed to make such a statement. 1 would liko voiy much to have a Photograph of those six little lonely follows; yet I have an Idea how they look. I think they must have very low foreheads, part their hair and name in tho middle, aud wont' No. 3 corsets. Two thousand dollars a year for a railroad conductor or an Alderman's family might bo too small, but a man of tho middle class that cannot support his family uu $2,000 a year never ought to tell it. The niO't respectable as wolf as responsible and prominent business men of Chicago to-day, I venture to say. got married when their income did not exceed SI,OOO a year. Abraham Lin coln, Andrew Johnson, and the majority of our country's brightest, noblest, and most promi nent men. cot married when their income did not exceed SI,OOO a year. Another thing, young men should respect girls that dosorvo respect, regardless of the amount of money their parents happen to pos sess. A girl that supports herself, and lives a life that defies reproach, deserves respect from every one, lor a man need not bo ashamed to meet and speak to her am place. A' Chicago DaxruMEit. MORE REFRESHING THAN BEECHER TRIALS To the Editor of The Chicago Tribune: Elulv, 111., Sept. I.— 'What is more refreshing after so long a time of scandals, divorces, mur ders, bank failures, etc., etc., than to come upon a full, clean page, devoted to pure, old-fashioned love, aud marriage ? Tbe articles already pub lished have been of a most absorbing iutorost to me. fur, Mr. Editor, and “friends in council," wbou wo approach this discussion, oro we not treating tbe very heart-life of our nation in a most vital as well as sentimental aonae? And now, before drawing our chairs a little closer for a couddonlial talk, let me just tell “Mary" that, sbo said some very, very good things in her “ Defense of the Girls " last Saturday, and let us shako bands in view of tbo bettor da; wo wlil hope is dawning. We all know “John Bollard " could not have written m such a happy, manly vein but for ttio sweet influence shod over him in his home, (bo “Amoiican’e fortress, ” and I have little doubt John, Jr., will grow up as wiao aud good as bis father, and we hops this per plexing question will bo solved long, long before he’s 21. “Lonelv Six!" bow I pity you. representing as you do a large class into whoso lives far too little of the influence of noble (not stylish, fashiona ble) woman bas entered, while you struggle with ibis busy, busy world, an influence making you prize a home with all its sacred possibilities above your dearest treasure; a borne that 42.0J0 shared with some true woman would make a “ little heaven," and much to spare. Sir. “Ogden Whitlock," In his “Dark Oat •r> ' sounded an alarm we do well to heed, though lor ouo I am not ready jet with him to say, “ there w a power at work hero which bn mau beings cannot control." Then truly this god Mammon is a cruel Moloch consuming tbo purest, sweetest treasures of tho llfo. Thou “Hally, freemen, rally I" Statesmen, divines, uoulo men and women everywhere, aud give this matter your most serloua in visilgatlon. To be Indifferent is criminal; to feign Indifference is absuid. ® Meantime let us “boys and girls" stop “ throwing stones," and put on our "thinking caps.” (bat we may find, if possible, tba most aeneible way to extricate our feet from the so olat net already preparing for oa before wo had any voice in this little world’s affairs. Another luorulug, Mr. Editor, we'll hope to meet you aud talk over our plans In life, trusthu you'll act the part of a kind father to us, for wo need your council more than your mouoy. B. J. A. AN OPINION, To the Eilitor of Tht Chicago ?W6uru; Cmcaoo, Aug. 80.—I am glad to see the matrimonial subject still open for further dis cussion, and I hope you will And room In your excellent paper for a few lines from one who is not ashamed to own that be Is a friend of the ladles. The principal objection to marrjlug on the pari of ths young men appear to be the fesr of their not being able to support a wife. Thai is the way they express it i but when I hoar a man talk that way, 1 always think he would Lavs comsiiaaief tailing the truth if be had said, "I don't marry because I am 100 lasy io work," THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE: SATURDAY. Slil’TKMßlStt They very nearly all say they would marry pro vided they could ibid sotuo young lauv loaded with money, as In tho case of “The I,oim'y Six.” They say if any of them should happen to meet with a young lady of refinement, etc., ho would marrv her only la caso her parents would ho willing (o give her or him an amount of money which would enable him to establish himself In business. To them and all such no would say, they don’t deserve >1 wife 5 it is inniiov they want to marry, not a wife. Thov are 100 luzy to make a good hus band even If they had million#; of mousy, and I pity the lady who may ho so unfortunate as to got one of this kind. As far as tho blame for not marrying is con cerned. I think it rests os much upon one sex as (lie other. They aro noth to blame—tho young men for allowing themselves to got into tho hab it of spending their money in saloons, for to bacco. plaving billiards, and other habits which they call pleasures, but which looks to mo like downright nonsense. Then there Is another class who say they are not ablo to support a wife—ouo way of saying I am too lazy to work, or, if I could got plenty of monov without hav ing to work for it, I would got marnoJ. There aro also several classes among tho gentler sox who aro at fault. Homo aro 100 extravagant: soma too proud; a great many can place their Btfectluns only on wealth, line dross and enjoy ment. Ignorant of everything the duties of hfo require. 1 am now making $1)00 a year, expect my sal ary to bo increased as I grow in experience; am vet young, but when tho time comes for mo to matry. 1 intend to hunt a young lady with good common sense, one that 1 can love and at tho sumo time fuel that niv love is reciprocated, it matters not whether she bo worth thousands or has but one calico dross, —if she bos a pretty face, a good heart, and good common sense, she la tho girl lor mo. Will W. Wilcox ST. LOUIS HEARD FROM. To the K(ht>>r of The cVi»Vc<;« Tribune; Sr. Loom, Mo.. Sept. I.—“To bo or not to be.” whether it is bettor that two young hearts should beat as ouo, or that each should “thump” single all its natural days, that is tho question. The discussion waxes warm, and, white many apparently aro In for “Jliion"' on, about the same number prefer to remain “bach” and “ maid ”; but the reasons for tho latter acting as they do, I know from hitter experience, is not in accordance with their thoughts. Ik is very ap parent, tho question of “specie” or “rag” has the offoct of matring the pleasure of tho roajor itv of these baches, who would only live single. Those who, in the generality of cases published, don't wish to marry, aro tho very persons who lay around, using tho vulgar expression, for “soft snaps”; that is to say, for a mate who is amply capable of euslaiuiug two. Any young follow knows it is folly to talk of marrying on a S4O salary, whilo tho girl who can llud none hut such as draw that amount monthly will rather sav, “I’ll not got married.” Hut await till tho boy comes along with tho “stamps.” one that can buy rings and (ino clothes, a very radical change will soon bo perceptible iu the young Miss who but a brief tune since would nut marry. My young friends, donut “ sail under false colors.” do not play the hypocritb. or personate “tho wolf in sheep’s clothing.” for it is far hotter you would acknowledge the truth, and and an idol for your heart, than bo tho false, aud create a bad impres sion upon he who would bo your idol by your actions previous to hla coming, which he will certainly learn. The lad or lass who is change able os the weather can haidty be relied upon. My sentiments aro those: Marry young, if possible, and bv all means marry. Do not pino and worry because you cannot find tho one xou would have, but koop up your young spirit, re tain your youthful looks, aud your day will come. For my part. I'll pursue this course. Whoa I marry, I'U “have a bouse wheroiu to tuny.” To bo sure, many young girls and men. in mauv cases, marrv below their station, marry wretched, live in trouble all tboir days, and finally dio brokon-boartod. This malady can ho laid at the door of the parents. Y'uuug girls must have the “puli-book. Jewelry, attend dancing-school, and parties.—all because parents ore ignorant and fund of v&ln show. Private D—k. AN ANXIOUS INQUIRER- To the Editor df The Chicaao Tribune. Sidney, 111.. Aug. 80. —Your article in last Wednesday's Tribune bos raised in my mind those inquiries: Has a yonng man of high as pirations, but of moderate njoans, tho right to enter this “ double blessedness,” with its cares, troubles, and perplexities; or is he not destined to live as ho is—single? Can bo afford to get matriod? lam a yonng disciple of 21 ripened autumns, live on a faim, whore wants and social qualities are medium, living perhaps on the out skirts of ladies’ society, with an occasional min gling iu. Can I, ah I can I e’er know repose on becoming a Benedict, on account of its ex penses ? Does a man’s small fortune invested in one of those wonderful “pin-backs," with tbo “inner responsibility," pay? You may smile, and perhaps grin rather broadly, If married, as you compare your former anxieties with my lro|>- idaliois; but they ore not mine alone. They belong to every young man who is having his row to hoe at the present time. I should liko to hoar from tbo “other side.” Also, tbs married folk, amt lastly you, Mr. Edi tor, m the intervals between tbe issues of ’7O, the currency question, eto. Give us vour out look upon tbo vital issues of tbo future of “young women and young men." E. N. P. Field. SENATOR LOGAN AND THE CURRENCY QUESTION. Totht Editor of TKtChieatto Triburu. Qdinct, ill., Aug. 27.—1 have been interested in reading in your columns, for tbo past few days, tbe views of a largo proportion of yonr leading merchants, manufacturers, bankers, and ouilness-raon generally, upon ouo of tbe (if nut (he) absorbing question of the day, viz.: Finance; and am led to inquire, after scanning the list, Wbat baa become of Senator Logan's hundred (more or lees) Chicago millionaires wbo wero so clamorous last winter for lutlation ? Ilavo (hey, too, hko Senator Morton, fallen from tbo faith that was in them? And. in this connection, I desire, also, as an additional sign of remembrance of our groat War and Financo Senator, to ask if he boa been hoard from on this question sinco his sojourn ou tho Pacific Slope; aod If bo, too, like his old-time, warm bosom friend and co-worker. Senator Mor ton. has found that specie—the currency of tho world—ls a better thing to have than our pres ent fluctuating medium of exchange. i well remember being In Washington a few days previous to tho passage of that inflation bill which tbe President subsequently ve toed. aud of telling some of tbo loading champions of tbo bill—among them Senator Logan—that tho legitimate business-moo, tbe business brains, tbo reading and thinking men. of tho West, as well as of tbe East, were opposed to tbelr scheme of inflation, of more circulating pictures erroneously called mousy: but they thought 1 was mistaken, aod did not know what I was talking about. Without arrogating supe rior knowledge or greater foresight than thoy, as representatives in Congress from tbo Great West, ought to have baa upon so vital a ques tion to the whole country, I ask, Which waa the nearest correct ? G. W, W. SILENCED, BUT NOT CONVINCED. To the Editor of The Chicago Tribune Cutoaoo, Aug. 29.—1 am much obliged for the patience with which you answer my questions in regard to gold and greenbacks, I will not say whether 1 understand it all clearly now or not, but will wait for the Beyond. When I get strength so that 1 can bear another dose, I will ask a few mure questions. If you knew how many things 1 have learned already, and what my powers of comprehension are now compared to what they used to be, you would be greatly encouraged to keep on In tbe good work. After admitting that gold may vary in value [not in tbe eeose that greenbacks fluc tuate.—En.].—tbe only point (bat 1 tried to establish,—you advised me, If I bad any further doubts, to givo *I,OOO of gold to my wife, and take SI,OOO of greeubaoks myself, aud go out “ shopping," and see which could buy ths most. Mow, that would be no test at all. It I had tbe gold, end mr wits had the greenbacks, and 1 should bo able to buy the most (which la doubtful), tint would prove it. 1 would like to trv two experiment, and I know my wits would not object to it. If some ouo will furulse the moneyiu tbe Interest of Bcleuoe, we sro leauy. You ear you hope that, If mr wife baa SIOO left. 1 will be cousUtout euuugh nottoiakolt away from h*ri 1 wonder what you tako her for. I will try and not aak tbe question again, aud will request, If any other fool esks it, that you will remember all (be other breasts that Would uhet and hot repeat that Uhuuatioo. iauudo. cuuur.ivr gossip. OUR RIGHT DIVINF. From ont tho fnllurn* of hi* hrart Tho wild l int IrillH th'lni] lay; Ho a«Kn no leave of pompon* Art, But enrols sweetly whilst ho in.iy. Ho, like the hint’s, tlm poet's amis Out] ours, ami swell* u] on Urn car; No trirnmcN unto him hsioiur, No earthly tellers Mini him hero. Th*t sliirlo f.al, nt to him given, Which it wen* death fur him to hide, Intrusted lo him e'en from Ito .von, Forever with him shall abide. This Is bis “ right divine *’ I—He rules Triumphaul over IV.oiirlil'h dmulu, Bound to no domnaa of tho school*, And dragging no iKd.vntlo chain. Sneaking unto tho human h*nrt A langm-go nil may nml.'rs’snd, He points them to (hat nobler imrl Borne by (ho brave in every laud. Ills that deep voice from out the soul, Attun'd to every human hreist I No ninrtal tongue can hU control, Ur bid hU music bo at rest 1 CiltOioo. J. \y, D. YOUTH AND SCIENCE. M Quad relates this: Tho other day a Detroit father puttihasod a microscope for liia son, a boy of 10, patted the lad on tbo shoulder, and said to him: " Aty son, take this microscope, and go out and study the bounties of nature." Tbo boy loft all other nmutomenls for that, and bo look such groat interest, and improved so rapidly, that at the tca-toblo, to which several visitors sal down with tho family, bo felt that ho must make some remarks. Turning to one of tbo ladies bo inquired : •• Did you over look at cheese through a micro scope?" “ 1 don’t think 1 over did," she pleasantly re plied. "Well, you just ought to see tbo things crawl——” "Johnl John!" exclaimed the father, shaking bis bead at the bov across tbo tabic. John subsided for a miuuto or two. and when bis mother passed tbo choose around, everybody said, “Tljarikyou.no." Pretty soon tbo young student, doshing to molify bis father, asked: “ Fattier, did you over look at a toad through a microscope?" “ I will talk with you after supper," replied tbo parent, scowling at tho boy. John wan rather disappointed at his failure to arouse enthusiasm, amt Just as tho strawberries were beiug passed around ho remarked : •• Well, you just ought to look at a strawberry onco through tbo microscope I They Just look hko watts, they do, and you think you see bugs running—l" “ Jawn !’’ said his mother. •* Bov I” warned bis father. “Well, they look wors’u flies’ beads!” pro tested tbo boy, who imagined that they doubled bis voracity, “ for flies ” “ Boy 1” said tbo father, making a motion for John to leave tbo table. jobu loft, and as soon aa it wasconveniontfor him to do so tbo father escorted tho lad to tbo wash-room in tbo basement, bounced him around, and said : “ My son, gimme that microscope, and you take tho as and go out and study tbo beauties of that woodpile I” If that boy continues to feel the way bo docs at present, bo will become a bauk-robbor in stead of a naturalist. SHEARMAN'S KISSING STORY. “ Hurlcigb,” in (ho Boston Journal, gives bis experience of pastoral osculation as compared with that of Tommy Shearman. Uo says: “ Quito an cscitomeut has boon produced in Brooklyn by tbo report of Counselor Shearman’s speech In London on kissing. At flrst;*tbo re port was discredited. It is probable that Mr. Shearman will bear of .the matter when bo gets homo. After a residence of many years in this city and an acquaintance with the ministry with in a circuit of CO miles, I never beard of an instance whore kissing was considered a part of pastoral duty or pastoral priv ilege, or whore it would bo ever toler ated. except in two instances. One of these was a Brooklyn pastor. Ho was accustomed to wel come the ladies of his parish with a kiss, olttior with or without tbo presence of their husbands. 110 dismissed bis company with a salute after tbo manner of ladies. This became so noted that I talked personally with thi* pastor on tho subjocL Ho admitted tbo custom, defended it. and I suppose practices It to this day. He was rather a festive pastor, fond of gav life, very social, and a groat favorite with tbo young. Ho was tried before tbo church authorities for drinking ales and wines at the puhliorestauraats. I(o escaped censure, for tbo cbnrcb amboiltioa decided that there was uo barm m it. “ Tbo other case came out in this wise: In 000 of tbo chinches was a family consisting of fath er. mother, and two daughters. Tbo daughters were 16 ami 17. but very largo of their ago. This family did tbo singing for the church. It was customary to send one of the girls around to tbo parsonage on .Saturday for tho hymns. One Sat urday both of the girls declined to go after tho hymns. 1 1 don't wish to go,’ eald tbo older very decidedly. 'What has got into you, child ?’ said the mother. * I don't wish to go, and £ bad rather not tell.’ Being pressed she said: '1 don't think tbo pastor moans any harm,—bo thinks I am still a little girl; but be kieses mo when bo gives mo tbo hymns, and I don’t like it.’ “‘Besides these two cases I never hoard of any such custom &a Mr. Shearman describes." QEN. SPINNER’S HOME. Everybody who has tried to decipher Qou. Spinner’s treasury-note autograph will read about his home with interest. Tho Utica Ob server tolls of it thus : 41 Qon. Spinner's resi dence is situated on tho main street iu tho Vil lage of Mobawk, and stands about 10 rods back from the street, enshrouded iu trees. It is a plain brick structure, ami bos served him and his family for a homo for an Indefinite number of years. In tho rear of tbe parlor there has been fitted up a room which Is tho ex-Treasurer’s es pecial pride. It contains his collection iu geolo gy and conchology, and is one of the largest, if not the largest, collections of tho kind in tho State. It was collected entitely by himself, bo having profited very little in bis collections by the system of exchanges. Tbe collection has been arranged and numbered by the General, in tho intervals of rost from bis public duties, and bo expresses a genuine Jov at being oblo to get back to it again. He trusts that nothing will In tervene between him and quiet and happiness which be is suro to find in bis homo ana those treasures. And surely, if there is any man in tbe United States who has earned tho light to such a retirement, it is Qon. Spinner. In his fourteen years’ service as Treasurer, his mind has never ouco been relieved from the strain which tbe guardianship of tbo na tional mono? put upon it. *• I am now go ing to loam to be idle," bo said, describing tho life that he saw before him. And his right to bo idle, no roan in this, country, who knows aagbt of his great service, will over question. Whether tho ox-Treasurer will succeed in being idle, is another matter entirely. Ho will certain ly shrink from no public duly which is plain be fore him. While wo express no opinion here as to hla financial views, wo are sure that they ore earnest convictions on his part, and that they are convictiona that have not been lightly formed. We may venture tbe conjecture that if they mould ever come to form tuo basis of a consid erable movement in this country, ex-Tieasuror Spinner will not see them fail of success, with out first raising his voice in public dofeuso of them." A NARROW ESCAPE. The New York Star tells this Interesting story i "Ad incident containing all the logro dionta of a romance occurred on the last trip of the steamer .Rotterdam from Rotterdam to this port. Among the cabin passengers were a Mr. Van Belter and Mias Maria Router. They wero engaged to be married, and. to give the event au air of romance, had decided to have the core* mony performed on board the ship lu raid ocean. On the evening preceding the day fixed for the wedding, while the loveia were ou deck viewing the magnificent sunset and con versing ou the plana they had arranged for thotr fotvre happiness, as well as indulging in reminiscences of other days, it transpired that the young ladv was the young man's half-sister. It appeared from explanations given to the passengers that Vau Bailor left his noma In Amsterdam when only 10 years old, ■hipping as a cabiu-bov on boaid a vessel hound for tue Wait Indies. He returned to his native place after a lapse of five yean, but, finding that his father had died during the intunrai, and Ins mother married again, be snipped once more, and never returned homo until about two mouths ago, wbsu he was unable to find any truce of hia mother. Duriug a visit to Rotterdam, ho met Miss Reuter, and so attachment at jmee sprung up between them, which resulted in au engagement of marriage, lu talking about their aarly days, Uiey accidentally discovered their re lationship to each other. It has beau arranged that illii Raster will return boms on the next 1, 1876.—TWELVE PAGES. steamer. and that her brother, lining rich, will provide for her. Thin story 1m vouched for bv a Mr. Nlouman, who was a passenger on board the vessel." DESPERATE PERIL, A Parle letter pave: A thrilling incident of ana life ban just been pnbltahed hero. A young soldier hi a loiter to hie mullior rolaloe tbo fol lowing occurrence which took place during hie out',void voyage: The vessel 1.0 Fiiiistero wan bound to Cnyonnc. a French penal colony, with many convicle aontoncml to transportation on board. Tho young eoldler belonged to a detach* moutof Infantry which wae put on hoard to guard tho convicts. Hero la bis loiter: "Wo numbered nil told 1.2(H) souls and 100 convicts. Vvohad in tho hold WO tone of powder, 2,000 nucllrt. 10 cannoiiH, and about HOO barrels of wiuo. Wo left Tmilon Ist April. Tho 'ifitli April wo wore m about the latitude of Houeual, when suddenly, at 2 o'clock at night, tho dreadful cry was rained, • iboirold i« on lire!’ liras sleeping on deck at itio mizcmunut'M foot, when I wau startled fr.uu Hhttnbcr by this terrible scream, ‘The hold is on lire!' lu tho hold was tho gunpowder. Wo despaired of our safety. Tho Imglo signaled. ‘All hands on dock.’ Up they nil came, confu sion worse confounded, soldiers and sailors pell mell, Jostling one another down as each tried to bo tlrst to escape from the burning bold. The women » bricked, tho children bawled, tho steam whistle called for help, incessantly tho minute guns pealed signals of distress. All these sounds were hoard togcttior. an appalling discord. To add to tlihi uiiHcry tho convicts began to show signs of mutiny, and it became necessary to face them while wo gave battle to the tiro. All our strug gles seemed for a long time to bo In vain, for volumes of smoko poured from the batches and tho IlsHUies in tho deck, and bung in clouds over tho vessel so douse os almost to etillo us. Wo should, had wo remained in such an atmosphere for a few moments longer, have died from sulfa cation, evoii had tho volcano under our feet not entered Into eruption. 13ut. (hanks bo to Heaven, we were not doomed to cither one of those frightful deaths. About Bn. in. the earnest and pertinacious oilorts of tho whole crow, led by thdr oilicors, succeeded at last in extinguishing tho tiro, and tho vessel escaped with compara tively trifling damage. Tho jjd of May wo made laud, all being well." WAS NAPOLEON A FATALIST P Thin It) the question rained by a writer in tho Galaxy, who lolln in aftlrmatlon of it tho fol lowing remarkable story : '• It was in 1708, whoa tho Directors hnd named him Comraaudor-in- Chief of tho" Army of Italy, and ot the name time bad refused or wore unablo to supply him with tho moans for repairing to boadquartorß with tho etate and dignity befitting hie uow rank. In tins diOlculty tho young Oouoral rained aa largo a Bum as bo could by moans of bin own credit and tbo kindness of bin friends, and os this wan miserably small, bo intrusted it to Junot, a young otllcor who frequented gaming* tables, and bado him lose it all or increase it in enormous proportions. '• On your suc cess.” bo said, “ depends the possibility of my accepting this command, and taking you as my nido-do-c&mp.” According to one account, Junot first augmented tbo amount of bis capital by soiling a pold-tilltud sword which belonged to him, for Bonaparte never failed to win tho lovo of tboßo who camo in close contact with him. After several hours’ play, in which Junot bail boon successful beyond bis hopes, bo repaired to bis chief and handed him bis winnings, which bo thought would bo moro than suiUciont to moot all immediate claims. Tire General sent him back onco moro to tempi fortune, with an order not to rotmn till ho had doubled tbo sum or lost ovory cent. When Junot appeared again it was with enough money to unablo Napoleon to mako a splendid appearance at headquarters. Tbo last sum won by Junot that night has boon put at *Ci).0()0, while tbo anecdote itself rests on excellent authority.’’ IN A CAR WITH A TIGER. A recent incident on the Ogdonsburg Iload is thus described by tbo St. Albans (Vermont) Messenger of tbo 7tb hist.: A cage of tigers, which was on its way to ft menagerie now ex hibiting south of hero, was placed in one end of tho car, and a zebra was tied in tbo other end. Tbo watchman lay down on a box and fell asleep : when be awoke bo discovered that one of the tigers had bent the iron bars of its cage, forced Us way out, and waq crouching in the opposite corner. Tbo regular keener of the an imals was in the sleeping-car at tbo roar end of the train, aud tboro was no chance to communicate with him or any one outside. Tho poor watchman was frightened into a motionless silence, ami in that awful suspense be made the long and weary journey to tit. Albans. After tho tram came to a halt boro one of the train men in pass ing tho car saw a large, cat-like nose thrust out of the opening, aud not knowing that any one’s life was eudaug A red in the car, but fearing lost tbo animal should escape, ran to the sleeping car and aroused his keeper, who soon appeared, rawhide in band, and lashed tbo beast back to Ills don, to the immeasurable relief of the poor fellow who had been curled up for hoars on the box. A QUEER HORSE. The Hartford Times says: “Mr. Joseph Church, father of the famous painter of ' Nl apart.’ whoso residence is at No. 621 Asylum street, baa a borao which regularly lies down and tifrfos an hour’s nap every Sunday morning after breakfast, tbe queerest thing about it being the fact that he never does it on other days, though ho has the opportunity to do so. Ho scorns to have tho phrenological organ of ‘ time ’ largely developed. lie is usually loft in a certain place back of Homo bank, on such forenoons as his master comes down-town, and if tbe hour of 12, noon, passes without bis master coming for him, tho borso himself comes out, carriage and all. through tho alloy-way, and stands in front of tho bank as a hint that it is time to drop business atm go to dinner." There’s another horae in Hartford who never takes a drink on Sunday. If a man made tho same boast somebody would declare that it was because the saloons wore closed. VARIED ACCOMPLISHMENTS NEEDED. The qualifications of a serving-man in En gland a century ago are described in this copy of a handbill picked up near Poterboro'io 1784 : 44 Wanted, for a sober family, a man of light weight, who fears tho Lord and can drive a pair of horses. Ho must occasionally wait at table, Join in household prayer, look after tbo horses, and read a chapter iu tbo Bible. Ho must, God willing, rise at seven Iu tbe morning, obey bis master and mistress in all lawful commands. If bo can dress hair, sing psalms, and play at cnbbago, tho more agreeable. “N. B.—He must not bo too familiar with tbo maid servants of tbe bouse, lest tbe fiesh should rebel against tho spirit, aud bo iuuiicod to walk in tbe thorny paths of tho wicked. Wages, fifteen guineas a year." JAPANESE TEA-PARTY. Mrs. Dr. J. P. Nowmau, of Washington, has immortalized herself at Cape May by giving a Japanese tea-party, whore nothing was wanting but the Japs. A complete Japanese tea-set was spread on the door, and the numerous guests sat or squatted around in true Japanese style. Four ladies wore attired in elaborate Japanese costumes, and tea of the superior quality that Is only used by the Emperor and Mandarins was served in dainty Japanese oupa. The tea was brought from Japan by Dr. and Mrs. Newman. A DEFENSE OF THE GRANGE. Totht Editor of Tht Chicnao Trihun* Bbyaxtsvillc, Ky., Aug. 20.—1 notice an article In a lata issue of your paper, from 11 A, T. J.," that does injuatlce to the Orange. As the writer baa taken pains to compliment the fairness exercised by Tub Tuzbcnb in publishing both sides of this question, it is not necessary for me to give expression to tbe same sentiment. “ A. T. J.,’’ with a specious showing of cau dor, admits, at tho commencement of his arti cle, some of tbe beneficial mulls of tbe Orange, but regrets such •• unpleasant features ee He in tho secrecy of the Order, and tbe arrogant man ner in which they ignore all rights but their own.” Now, experience demonstrates thet secret so cieties are longer-lived and flourish better then each as are open to the world, to be scrutinized and imposed upon by lad characters. Great Generals keep their secrets} Congress holds its secret sessions, and lastly, families have their til-bits of news that never go out to the world, and that secrecy renders all tbs more t>acred. Tho General conceals his plaue, aud Congress its deliberations, because the safety of the Interests in volved demands that aeoresy be observed. Fsm illes, too, have their secrete thet ere not told abroad, not because there le evil In than, but because they pertain to the family, and would not Intercut the public. Indeed, (horn Am many truths that iiood not )m told. The finest senti ment in thftt whMi wells tip in dm Riial mid nev er finds utterance. Thom are secnt springs of action that are none tlio leas vahiahln because the more concealed. I'airons, then, ImM secret moelingn in order to ho eafoaml efficient In llioir deliberations. As lo ignoring '* all rights hut their own,” let iinnon: Tho declaration of principles savs: “Wo wage uo aggressive warfare aiminnt other in dustries." Resides this, upon tlio principle (lint actions speak tondor than words, wo open wide tlio doom of our Order to tlio laboring man. and bid him flpood and prosper. Horn In our hand and heart; tho tlrat dogreo in " Laborer." and tho poorest man In entitled to the highest privi leges. Tbo poor man's words aro woiphcil aud bis vote counted Juat as tho rich lord of a thousand acres. Honor ami shame from no rendition Hue ; Act well your part,—ibero nil (be honor Ilea., Whf should “A. T. J." try to find » “mare’s neat ”In tho socrct mootings of tho Order ? lie. end some few liko blm. nro straining tJmlr nasal organs to find rats whero ttioro aro no rats, and thoir optics lo discover an “ owl lu tho hollow," over which thoy mean, crow-liko, to caw until they attract attention. “A. T. J.,’* I flod, is suspicious. If a friend wore (o tap mo on tlio shoulder In his presence, and whisper into my oar. he would at once con* elude we meant to “cut up .Tack " generally. Now, 1 can toll him not to ho frightened unless ho bo a chrome politician, tho solo agent for tbo tufallihto nostrums of a second F.coulnplus. or a peddling, spattering, sputtering, spurious trafficker iu worthless patents. If this bo tho ease, ho had still hotter talk and write in opposition to the Change, for it is op posed to all such characters, and ho will find many who will, as the old lady said to her son, go more “by what you says than what you does." Upon the oontranr, if “A. T. J." Is a poor man and a fanner, lei him Join the Orange, and ho will loam mure of us, and ilko us better. O. 0. o. THE GEORGIA “ INSURRECTION.” Judge Johnson’** Charge— A, Talk with Uov. Sin li It. jvdop. Johnson's chahoe. .ifie York Tribune. Handeesvilm!, OOa f Aug. 30. —Judge Hcr ecliol V. Johnson opened a spcciaUerm of the court hero to-day for tho trial of tbo negroes who havo boou arrested aud accused of attempting to excite an ioaurroolion. Tbo titato wae represented by Attomoy-Gou eral Hammond. Sir. Ackerman, ox-Attorney- Gonoral of tbo United States, will arrive ou Wednesday to defend seme of the prisoners. In bis charge to tbe Grand Jury, Judge Johnson dwelt at considerable length on tbe spirit and temper in which they should conduct their in vestigations, Ho directed their attention to the language of the oath they had taken, and said: " This language addresses your moral souse ami binds your conscience to the throne of eternal justice, while by it-you call upon the Huprerao Being to witness the solemn obligation into which you havo entered. Then, the spirit that should animate you is that of strict impartiality and fearlessness," llofotring to the impossibility of contemplating with com placency a plot for the wholesale, indiscrimi nate and secret murder of one race by a nart of the other race, and the difficulty of suppressing a reeling of vindictive revenge, ho continued : "Cut you and I are hero iu a judicial capacity, to administer justice according to law. and uot according to human passions. Wo are sworn to expel from our bosoms every feeling of malice, or . hatred, or revenge. Wo are sworn to bo guided by the light of truth, and to enforce the law just as it is." He impressed upon the minds of the Jury the fact that the law knows no difference between white men and black men, and added: "Then, gentle* men, ignore the fact that the accused are ne groes. Ignore the fact that thev wore over slaves. Coal with them as free, and os if thev wore white, and award to them their full legal right to your impartiality.” Tho Judge coun seled the jury not to bo iutluenced iu their ac tions by tbe fact that there are some men in this and In every community who, in tiroes like this, favor extreme measures aud summary punish ment, nor to bo nitUiencod by tho unjust cilti cisms of those at a distance, who know nothing of tno circumstances, or who impute this whole grave affair to a desire on tho part of the whites to bare a pretext for an in discriminate slaughter of tbo blacks. "This imputation," ho said, "is contradicted bv tho fact that no violence has been perpetrated against the blacks." lie said bo did not refer to it to rofuto it, but to admonish them not to be iullaoDcod by it. Tho spirit of tbe charge is almost universally approved by tho people. views of oov. smith. Atlanta ((/ft.) Constitution. A Constilution reporter youlerday called at the Executive olUca id the Capitol, aud, lloiliup the Governor wltti a little leisure, had a (tenoral con* voisutiou with him regarding tlio results of hie recent trip to Middle Georgia, whore the late In* Biureotiou waa threatened. Oov. Umith Bald: I have no donbt of the oxUt cnco of the plot to attempt all the atrocities which have boon published as the objects of its leaders, though 1 doubt if very many of those engaged in the movement know and fully under stood the nature and extent of the work con templated by those who wore loading them. I believe there were only a limited number who were posted on all the points and roallv joined in the movement with the Ideas of murder, mas sacre. and rapine Id their minds. But the others had contldenco in their loaders, and wore following them blindly into the work. It la entirely suppressed now, however, and no apprehensions of trouble need bo felt upon any point. And I don’t know that there has boon any immediate danger of a very pronounced typo, as tbo time set for the work had not arrived wheu the plot was discov ered and the anost of the leaders begun. The gathering of numbers of the negroes .together miring the excitement Ido not attribute to any disposition to engage in violence, but rather to their deslio to know what to do and whore to go and hide away from the civil authoiltlos. A good many of them got together and took to tbo swamps In Burko County for this latter pur pose. lleporlor— How did you find tho disposition of tho people towards tho negroes ? Oov. Hmttb*—'There has boeu oil along. I think, a universal feeling against doing violence to any ono of them. Tho negroes oro thorough ly satisfied of this themselves. I spoke to thorn of tho folly and wrong of such movements, and they scorned fully satisfied that this was one of the greatest misfortunes that could have befallen them. Tho report of a collision between auy portion of the whites and blacks was certainly a mistake, as 1 board nothing down there of any such thing, bo far as 1 could loam, there was only ono peraou hurt daring the time, and that was a negro reported killed, at Station No. 0% on the Central Hoad, Whou I passed there Sunday morning they woro about to bold aa inquest upon lu# body. Tho man's name was Scott, I believe, and ho was reported to bo friendly to tbo white people and to nave bod uothlug to do with this plot. Tbo general supposition among both whites and blacks in tho neighborhood was, that be had been killed by bis own people be cause be would not join them in their plot, and was supposed to have given information of their designs. No other cause could bo assigned for his killing. I told tho pooplo 1 would offer a reward (and have just now done so) of s6<)o for the apprehension of the perpetratois of tho crime. lam satisfied It was a bad piece of work —a wholly unnecessary murder. “ One good effect," said tbeGovornor, "which tho people oxpuct to flow from this matter is a lesson to the negroes that thev cannot success fully originate and carry out these plots, Tho people do not fear any more trouble of this character, and from the unparalleled forbear ance and law-abiding disposition exhibited upon this occasion, 1 have no fears of iusurroo tious and lawlessness in Georgia. All this trouble originated among tbo preachers, who have a control over their fellow-negroes which is wonderful, aud which they maintain by all such devices as those military parades, mass meotings. etc. They livo off of their poor dupes, and will do anything to keep in power ana in the pocket-books of tbe trusting, ig norant people of their race. 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Horofula. syphilis, e’msuinptlon, glandular disease, uloirs In tno tbroat, mouth, tumura, uodoa In the ulandi aol utber part* of tho ayitora, aura eyes, atrnniorous <U>* charges trim tho oar*, aud tba wont forma of akin dl • oasus, eruption*, {over norm, acald boad, ringworm, sad rboum, orjaipalaa, acho, blaok spots, wortna lutbotloa.i, tnmora, cancers In tbo womb, and all wakening ani ualnlul discharges, night awoals, lots of sperm and all waste* of the llfo principle, aio wltbln tba curative rate* of thla womlorof moilorn chemistry, and a few daya’ urn will orovo to any person ualog It (oroittaor dlaaaio 111 potent powor to care them. It tho patient, dally becoming reduced by the wastes and dcoompoiltion that la coutmually progressing, auo ceedaln arresting those wattes, and repair* the tarns with new material made from healthy blood,—and thla tbi Naraaparillitn will and doot soouru.—* onre iaeerUlu| for when ones thla remedy commences Its work of purlU nation, ami succeed* In diminishing tho lota of waste*. 1U repair* will be rapid, and everyday the patient will feel himself growing betlsr and stronger, the food di« fretting better, appetite Improving, and fleaband weight □creating. Not only does tbo Banaparllllan Reaolvont exeat all known remedial agonta in ttioouroof Chronic, Sotofuloui, Constitutional, and Bkln disease*, bat It la tn* only poai tiv* euro for Sidney and Bladder Complaints, Urinary and Womb Diseases. O ratal, Diabetes, Drop**, atoppago of water, Inooutinenoa or urine, bright'* <l v ease, albuminuria, ami mailoatea where tboro ar* briclt dnU deposit*, or tuo water is tblek, cloudy, toliad wli* anbatanoea Ilka tbo white of an egg. or threads Ilka white •Ilk, or there it a morbid, dark, bilious appearance, ana white bomwlnat depoeiu, and when than la a prlokilug, burning sensation when passing water, and pain tbe small of tbe back and along tho loin*. Tumor of Twelve Year*' Growth Oared by Hallway's Uesolvom. Übvkrlt. Mui., Julvlfl, 199. Do. Radwat: I have had ovarian tumor lu tbo atari** audbowcU. All tlu» doctor* laid “ Ibaro wot no help lor It." 1 tried everything that ha* recommended, but noth la* helped mo. I tew your lUtulvont, aud thought 1 would try It: hut bad no faith lit It, because I bad suf fered for twelve years. 1 took *U bottles of me Hotolvoel mud ono box of Uadway’a PUIe mod two bottle* of your Heady Uallef, and tbeto la nut a ttga of tumor to be tew or felt, mad I led better, smarter, and happier than I have tor twelve years. The worat tamer was In tbe left aids of tbo bowel a, over the groin. I write thla to you fat the benefit of other*. Yoa oao qubhil} Price, il par bottle. AN IMPORTANT LETTER. From a prominent gentleman mod resident of Cincinnati, 0., tor the put tuny year* wall known to tbe newapapar publishers throughout tho United Utatts. Nxw Yonx. Oct. 11, W9* , rin. RaDWAT -OcaQ Sib: I am Induood by a ton** ®* duly to the suffering to make a brief staUmonl of toe woiklngof your modlctno on inysolf. For several ratn * bad boon atfccted with tumu trouble bi tho bladder ay urinary orxaui wbioh acme twelve months oao culminated In a m<>attvrribly adorning disease, which tlio pUyilclan* all tald waa o uroslatlo *trloluro la the uralha. aa alio uw llantiuarion of the kidneys and bladder, and gave it** Iholr opinion that my age—79 yeata-would prevent or ever gutting radically cured. 1 bad tried * numt»*rot physician*, and had taken a Urge quantity of medicine, both allupalhlo and huinuopathlo j but had got no ndwi. 1 had road of astonishing cure* having boon road* hr joor romedict, and aomo (our months ago read a nuUee in tea Philadelphia MKurUav £ttnlnj iu*l of a cure having bo*n udected un a peraou who had long bean suffering at I baa boon, I went right off and gut aomauf each—your hart*- parilla, Resolvent, Uoady JUUaf, mod Regulating PlU*"" and eommsaead taking them. In throe daya X wa* |twr lyt#UaT*a,andnowfa*Ju wall as ever. _ 0. W. JAU£a. OlaeinaaU, DR. RADWAY’S Regulating Pills perfectly taatalau, elegantly coaled with ***** tjUJ* purge. rogulat*. purify, clu-iuie, aud ilraugtheu. » u f . hIU, lur lie our* of *ll dUordtn »> tu* aumK* Liter, buxalj, Ktdauyi. bladder. Neryoui Ihieaaua. Headache, OonrUpatlon, OuiUraooaa, |Ddlg*auon. yjzl peii.ia, IHltuuioeai, Ulltuaa fcurar, lollaiauifilu** °f vi*. EoweU, Puoi.andall lloraagoiueuttuf tba Intvrnal VU* eta, WirnotflilloatTaola poaiUre cure. Pu»lyV*g etable, containing bo more ury, mineral*. or OaiawnuH* t rjn nh«arra th» following symptom* reeuUtßS^ I** 1 ** DUTirdeiaof tUoDlgoallr* Urgana: . H , .. CuneUpatluu. luward Pilsa.ruUneaaolthe Btooa lowT Bead. acidity ol the Utouiaoh, Naiuca, rail of Food, FuUnaaa of Weight lu KmntJnm, bln king or fclutlaring* In up Pit of'lb* ®JHJ tea, Selmmlngof 'be HeadT Worried and Dlflw* Dnath ax. ffutUrtaga at the Heart, Choking Ing bcuaatlon *hao Ui a Idiot itSJffiioff Bain lou, Douoi Waba.befcreih* light. rarer end UollWl tsALEtd £f ter s sra&Utt* from all lb* abcre-named dUordari. Frio* M aaaU box. floidbydnigglaU. Read “Folso and True/* *i3£SS£ ASHISsJt