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6 KEW YORK. Patti, Like Nilsson, Will First Appear on the Concert Stage. A Steady Fall of Eain Relieving Ap prehensions of a Water Famine, Dlscorery and Identification of the Corpse of a Murdered Girl. She "Whs Killed by an Abortionist and Hex Body Mutilated and Disfigured, I Rumor Borne Tliroarh the Cilv that Vanderbilt Had fallen in ipopleiv. PATTI. she enu, vror.K ti;e countut fiust in CONCERTS. Special Dlsmtch to The Chicago Tribune. Nrrw York, Oct. 29.— 1 t was reported this morning that Patti, now' under way to this country, would probably appear in°opcra as well as concert, but if what her agent, now here, says is true the story has no foundation. He states positively that Patti will sing only in concert, and will be assisted by the foilowmg nutned artists: Mile. HohenschUd, contralto: M. Xlcoiini, tenor, of the Theatre liallen, Paris; M.Salvati, baritone, of the La Sea in Theatre, Milan; M. Levilly, biritoue: M. Pinto, basso, of the Theatre Italieu, Paris; and by the foilotriug instrumental performers: Mlhs*- Cssreliacr, viojiniste, and M. Gorm», pianist, Professor at the. Conservatoire ail Milan. Mate. Patti and company are exnecl **i to arrive next Wednesday in tho Algeria. After finishing her first series of concerts itho Jjroarum for which is not yet announced) she will visit Boston. Providence, and New Haven. Her Western and Southern lour will embrace Chicago, Cleveland. Detroit, St. Louis, Cincinna ti, ; find New Orleans. UNRAVELED. 32 CORPSE OF ,AX UNKNOWN OIRL IDEN TIFIED. SjK’ciaX XHnwtrh to 'I'M Chicaaa Tribune* 2snw Tour, Oct. £*.—Several weeks :»kv tho * mutilated corpse of a 3'ouuff woman was found ia a dismal swamp, near Freeport, 1,. I. This discovery was made by a In 13* -who was on a sbootiuff expedition. Tbo body was wrapped carefully in two packages of newspapers linuly bound together with stout cord*.; One package *-on rained the head, whim bad been skillfully covered from the trunk, while in tbo other, pressed tniretber with similar care, were the trunk and extremities. After a month of doubt and prodtless speculation aud care ful detective work tho mystery re specting* rha Identity of the has been cleared .away. Her identity has been rstnblisiw'j beyond a reasonable doubt, as has also the fact that , SHE IT AI» DEEN DECEIVED and met her death, through the treatment of a maJpraciidOQcr of this city, to whom she had pone for aid ia her distress. Uis further prob able that the effort? of tho police wilt result in bringing ail the persons concerned in the affair to justice, and that at least one of the principals, T?ho has hitherto escaped punishment, although bis arrests have been many, will receive his just deserts under tho law. The dead girl was an American by birth, and named Ella Clark, Three’months before thei mutilated body was discovered her brother had informed'Superin tendent Walling that his sister had mysteriously disappeared. She had been living in Slumlord, Conn. After the discovery of the l»ody tho brother went to Ft ceporr, examined tho skull, and from the false teeth aud shred of hair pro-, non need it that of his sister. Investigation bv tbedetectivcs showed that a coachman in tho service of the tamilj* in which the girt lived had ingratiated himself Into her favor and ulti mately ACCOMPLISHED HER lU*LX. The unfortunate girl endeavored to conceal her act of folly, and finally, and probably- by the coachman’s advice, determined to procure medical aid. A quack advertisement that she bad clipped from a New Vork paper was found by hen employer afterwards, having accidentally fallen from her i*ocko«book. out! it gave the clew to herwhereabouts, after she had left Stamford ostensible* on a three weeks’ vacation to visit iter relatives in tins city. Simultaneously with Jucrdeparture tne coachman gave notice that he was going to leave, and greatly to the surprise of the family ut once quitted their employment. He has not since been seen, though bis myste rious disappearance has since been fully c.x- . plslned by the girl’s nuwise course after reach ing New Vork. It is known Unit bens she sought the asaistance 6f a notorious quack. It is be lieved that . , hk killed her "brills quack treatment, and then cut up her remains. packed them in the manner in which they were found, and caused them to be re moved from the city m the bone it would never be brought to, Jurht. This tuau is uow uuder the constant surveillance of tho New York polfoe. and his arrest on the charge oT malnractlre is only n question of time. There are witnesses who saw JJUie Clark on May :5. the last day she was seen alive, and iheir evidence brings home her u»*nih to tho quark physician’s d *or. Jiow the body was removed from this city Je still a mystery, tmding a parallel in its in genious concernment ol clews only in the How ard murder, wnere a burglar's dead tK>dy was HID IN TDK 'WOODS OF YONKERS Some years since so secretly that tbe perpe trators of and accessories to the crime have never yet been discovered. It Is known that the remains after arriving in Freeport were carried to their bidmsr place in the swamp in a wairou nnd at oTjiht, hut how many persons were con cerned iu ibis removal is not known. The couch man is known and is carefullv watched by the officials. ■« A 130 AX. VANDEDUILT SLEEP?. Ssxcial DitpiurJi to Tlit Chxcttoo Tribune. New Yokk, Oct. JR).-—At si late hour last night & rumor ran like wi hi tireSth rough the up-town hotel lobbies to the effect that Mr. William H. Vanderbilt had been seized with an attack of apopJc.\y, and was in a dying condition. The rumor caused considera ble excitement. but it? source could not be traced. Ou inquiry at Mr- Vanderbilt’s resi dence, it was ascertained that be was sleeping quietly in his beu. ITKMS. K.VXK STATKMENT. Sew York, Oct. ~.K— The folftnrln?' in the weekly buuk''"statcmcut; Loans, decrease, 056,000; specie, increase. 6- t Tlts.7oo; local len ders, increase, deposit*:, increase, circulation, increase, reserve, in crease, The bunks now bold $4,710,!?00 iu excess of their iejral requirements. WEIA»MK lIAIX. Hopes are entertained rhat the dreaded water famine will be averted. Jt. has bften stormiugat interval* today, and tonight the rain is coming down steadily. THE FRENCHDELEGATES arrived irom Prdlaclelnhio this afternoon, and took the FuJi Hirer (Knit tor Newport. TJIK MICHIGAN* FIRE SI’FKKRKRS. The Michigan Kcficf Fund now amounts to S-12»,0M. registration ov vote us. The total registration of votera for tho coming eiecdon is 170,419 against last year. LATE CITY NEWS, Paste lUaaioiHto. Henry A, I’erry, a felick young confidence oaan. was arrested lust evening by lleieciivcs Elliott and Wiley upon a warrant charging him vritn obtaining money by l:ii*e pretenses. The complmnnnc is « woman resid ing oa Wabash avenue, who lor the present figures as plain Mrs. Smith. Sho alleges that when Perry made her acnualm urice.ho was adorned with diamonds worih about SI.CfiO. Ho »feigned to t*e u gambler in imnl luck, and-Dawned them for at Gold sudd's, cm Madison street, and not long after this ho man need to nniKo a raise and redeemed tho jewels. Hard luck mrain struck him, or rather he made such pretensions, nnd again ?iot the diamonds up tno-fepout. Tor a mudi less’ »feum, however, uiaii tlm first muo. Mrs. Smith was easily induced by him to purchase tho puwn-xicKet. and now after redeeming thejew **•*>’ febofinds that r* n - y deceived her by pawn tag a valuable parcel of -jewelry the first lime, and then pawning- an inferior 1 jv, the duplicate of the others, tho feicond time. The trick la an old-cue, and has ot-en worked successfully by both male and fe rnaie operators In this city for some years past, it is asserted that many persons who have been -k en * u Hiem have not yet discovered that .hey were swindled, and are treasurizur up the oheap paste diamonds as dearly as if they , were worth aU they paid for thorn, and more too. Perry and some others In tho business claim to work the fame so cleverly that they do not make themselves criminally liable, but the reputation of the prisoner In this case is tint to go greatly against’him. He has given ball Tor his appearance before ’ Justice Wallace at 2 o'clock Tuesday afternoon. Foul M*iny Feared. Mrs. Henrietta Kost, living in a shanty on Loomis street, near Twentieth, was taken UI suddenly while at supper at 10:30 Friday night, and died before a physician could he sum moned to attend her. Coroner .Matson visited the house yesterday for the purpose of holding au inquest, out a child of tho deceased told him so strange a story that he determined to thoroughly investi gate tho case. Tho County Physician will there fore make a post-mortem examination ibis morning for the purpose of ascertaining exactly the cause of death. The little one's story is somewhat vague and imlctlnii. and is to the effect that Mrs. Kost died of kicks or blows fu the abdominal region intituled by some one in the neighborhood. The manlier of the woman’s demise would indicate, however, that there is nothing In the child's story. It is worth tho Coroner's while to investigate a little, however. Voiing Ifor»c-Thleve», Charles Sullivan, 17 years old, and Thomas Sommers, V.) years, are locked up at the West Twelfth Street Station, charged with stealing a horse and coupC* belonging to W. Colter, of No, 331 Stale street, from in front of tho West Taylor Street Turner-Hall, at an early hour yesterday morning. At-o’clock Officers O'Leary and Mc- Carthy encountered the young men and the stolon rig on Canal street, near Judd, aud at their approach.a third person, who was urlvlujr for them, jumped from the feat and runaway. Some time later hack. No. if. driven by John Kelley, ol No. 423 State street, was stolen from in front of the same hall, but the driver and Mr. Cotter gave chase in another vehicle mull tho thieves abandoned the team and carriage. Catlinriua XVoHT. Cntherina Wolff, a German woman who bad been slopping with Mrs. Maria Kozlor, of No. •ij; Canal street, was arrested yesterday by Of ficer Carey, of tao West Twelfth Street Station, upon suspicion of having forced open a trunk belonging to Mrs. Kinder, from which §7O cash was stolen some time during the forenoon. The woman stoutly deified all knowledge ot the theft, but upon searching her at the station §t»4 of the stolen money was found secreted in her clothing. A Theft of Vnr,. Detectives Ura:i and Londcrgun arrested yes terday forenoon a negro giving ibo name of Frank Clark and a white man named William O’Brien, whom tlicv met on Clark street loaded down with valuable furs. Last evening the furs were identified as having been stolen during mo night from Herzog's fnr store. No. -MS State street, by burglars wrbo broke hii ?S0 pane of glas«, and taen stripped the windows. The furs recovered are about one-half ol tho quantity stolen. ENGLISH VIEW OF PARNELL Tiic Lnttd .let Miottld Have a Fair Trial. London 3'tme*-, Drf. From loop impunity many of Mr. Parnell's ’ friends had come to-.suppose that they might do and say what they pleased, in the assurance that too present Government would not venture to question their conduct. The course of tho chief agitators has hitherto been very smooth. U was easy for patriot s, paid and unpaid, to be brave and defiant in friendly meet tags, and with tho .buzz of flatterers in their ears. A few of the rank and tile might o<? imprisoned;, but it seemed that the Government would not dare to strike at the head and centre of disaffection, .and’would meekly submit to see woman their authority contemned, thoir agents stoned,’ and their action practically stultified in every barony, without lifting a finger against rbe arch agitators. All these months of disturbance and unrest, the crime? of midnight violence un ■punishedi the system of intimidation which has been unchecked, and the lawless speeches which have led to uo prosecutions, nave bred a spirit of insolent confidence and contempt for a long-suffering Government. And so the loaders are indignant and surprised be cause at the eleventh hour the authori ties fulfill an elementary duty, aiid take a step which most administrations would iSve long ago adopted. The justice and necessity of uie course are so plain that we can not doubt Hint they will not be wholly denied even by some of Mr. Parnell’s sympathizers. The game which bo is playing is one in which tbe stages are high, and in which the loser must not murmur if he forfeits his liberty. He bus persistently sought to weaken and discredit the Government, and his latest endeavor has been lo prevent the Iriso farmers from availing them selves, except on bis terms, of the benefits of an act which the Legislature-os'the United King dom has bestowed upon them. Let him Ihj right or wrong in his contention, it matters not; the merits of Home-Kale or the defects of the J.and . act are not now in question. The justification of bis arrest Is that he sought to intimidate ten ants and supersede or nullify the action of the Government, Further indulgence on thoir parr would have been inexcusable weakness. Mat ters had cornu to such a puss that they and tho Land League, as be construed us powers, could not coexist. Some assertion or the might of the law over the most daring of tho band of I agitators was necessary if it was not to sink I into universal contempt, and If the loyal part of the population were not to be disheartened, and were not gradually, in despair and by reason of intimldanon. lo fall away from their allegiance to the cause or.order. Mr. Dilion and Mr. Sex ton have a right to say on every platform in Ireland that the Land act dues not answer their ideal, and to cast contumely on Mr. Gladstone, its author. No Irish tanner can be compelled to give the measure a fair trial. Gratitude cannot be commanded. So reasonable person, much accustomed unpolitical lilt*, will think of complaining if all the labor spent upon the Land act, the sacrifices by Kuglisbmen of cher ished usages and established economic princi ples, in order to meet fully aud generously the wishes of Irish tenants, .arc forgotten. * But when an association or a single person places himself between tho Legislature and large class& of the people of Ireland and Indies them to resist. It is no time to hesitate «s to tho no tion of the Executive. They were challenged ■ to a trial of strength, and they could not but I respond in some such manner as they did. 1 The language used by some of tho organs and Inends'of Mr. Parnell would be extremely ; arausmgcuuld we for a moment forget me grav ity of tho occasion. They talk unctuously about the immorality of mere physical force. They affect to be shocked at tho •• outrage ” of send ing any one to prison. It is violating ail re straints of decency, it is cowardice, and we know not vhat other forms of iniquirv, tor tho Gov ernment of the land lo employ the force winch they can command. The journal of tho Laud League sees in the arrest “a brutal freak of lyfauuy mid cowardice.” Thus Catiline might revile sedition, and .luck Cade exalt the sacred ness of the laws of property, and FaMulf cen sure all boasters and cowards. For months the enemies of order have freely resorted to intimi dation and violence. Armed mobs havo.patroUed not-a few districts. Lundy farmhouses have been visited by night and the inmates have been subjected to ill-treatment merely because they had fallen under rbo bun of me league. Cattle have been hamstrung, ricks burned, landowners ana agents have been shot, and the military and . police have been openly resisted. Armed agitators—wc might almost say insurgents—have had very much their own way for months. Ituinow, when a blow lii return is struck, tho erv is, •* How shocking lo use physical force. Tho just and moral leaguer, now as ever, relies solely on the force of reason und justice.” Evidently it is tho idea of some persons in Dublin and elsewhere that iu their struggle with the Gov ernment the knocks should be all on one side and that the laitorare bound in honor to practice rigid non-intervention; To do otherwise is to make the flrH move towards n ** reign of terror.” Not tho least remarkable aspect of the present situation is the horror, real or af fected, at the sight of a Government meeting force with foice. It is hot unimportant to note at this juncture that. In the north at all events, the clTorts of rim league have not prevented farmers from taking steps to avail themselves of the new act. Tho Commissioners, it is stated, have received a large number of applications from tenants desirous of having their rents fixed by the court. This is, no doubt, a hopeful sign oi the times. A SMALL FIRE; Tho alArm from 13ox 3£iat C:. r n last evening was caused by u tiro in the rear of Xo. 82 North Halsted streut, a two-story frame building owned bv I*. Kchoc, and occupied !*v J{. Cofin, crockery dealer. Uamuire to building sl7. sind to bediltug and clothing Tho Urevwiginnted in tiie pocket of an overcoat. *• JJatorlallzutlon 5 » lsi>t, n.xt: U.P*«U Tlicrcisa “medium” In St. Louis who ma •loriaif/.es the spirits Grorec A''ushim?ti>n Milton, the.Cotini .luannes, ,lulin< Cmsur, Moses, X'Hpolyon Homiparb', John <J. Heemm, Jotmof Arc, Xf*ah. Cant. Kidd, and Genghis Ktutu, all at rho Mime lime, and organises them inro a de l«ntitiF society to ilwide who whs the grtatest man that ever litcJ. «a<J before (hev -ot through they became mad. aud AVushltigtou tells JJocHpane bis victories were mjjy bull luck, hud Joannes ttdls Milton his poetrv js adapted to signs for patent medicine «d>, and Xoafi telis Capu Kidd he didn’t know anything about navi gation, and Genghis Khan informs Moses that be could have run the Israelites across tho desert in six days, and Ucenon accuses Joan of wearing-a false bang* and they pall nair mid bite, and (beboys think it’s a better show than a row m a concert-hall, and the medium ia mac izur money hand over fisc. ’ * THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1881—TWENTY PAGES. ROLLING FLOODS. Terrifying Aspect of Things' Along the Mississippi River. Another 'Break in the Sny Levee Scar Quincy Submerses Sew Districts. Great Blockade of Freight and Intermp- tion of Eailroad Travel The Klooil nt Quincy, 111. spf<rtii DU patch to The Chicavo lYlbune, Qcikcv, 111., Oct. 29.—’The flood still holds'Hs way here, growing daily, and dally increasing tho destruction. Jt stands now nineteen feet above low-water, and Is nearly stationary. Dur ing last night the Sny Levee broke near the up per end, and that district is now nil under water. This has increased tho Hood east of Hannibal, and connection with that place by tho Wabash Hoad is interrupted. The only Wabash connec tion from hero to Kansas City and tho West is now via St. Louis. The Hannibal & St. Joseph trains continue to nm. The oasseu gcr going west this morning ran through nearly a mile of water which come up to tho middle stop of the sleeping-car. The company is preparing to continue its trains, eveu after the water shall have drowned out the tiros in tho engines. The plan devised is to remove the pile-driving machinery from a heavy hat car which curries a stationary engine geared to the trucks by cog-wheels, and use this contrivance to draw trains over the submerged track. By this means the traffic of this road, which has not yet stopped, will , be continued. Tho Indian Grove-drainage district is at last ali under water, and this morning a heavy current set in from that quarter to tho head of Quincy Hay, supposed io be caused by the yielding of another portion of the embank ment. This current swept down the bay, carry ing befoso it vastqimntitJcs or sawlogs and lum ber, barges and small boats, and swept them down the river. Steamers have been engaged ail day in rescuing the lloatlug property, but a considerable portion of it will be lost. Aside from those new disasters tho situation is un mapped. The freight blockade increases, and, the packet companies’ wareuouses being no longer habitable, largo quantities of goods lie 1 oh tho water-front, covered with tarpaulins, awaiting shipment. Boars land with great dilU- ' cully, and altogether tho situation could not well be worse. I A ISlockadc at ECcoKtik. Spffial Diaviitch tn The Chicago Tribune, Kfokpk, la., Oct.-29.—A rise of two inches was marked m the Mississippi Inst night. and it has continued to rise today. Heavy rains foil here last evening. Wagon traffic over the Keo kuk and Hamilton bridge has been suspended, the water over the dyke on the Illinois in some places being three feet deep. Signal .Service. Office of the Chief Signal Officer, Wash ington, 1). C., OeU 3o—l a. m.—The Chief Sig nal Officer furnishes the following: The nitrometer is lowest over Lake Superior, and highest In Nova Scotia. The temperature Ims risen from Bto U degrees in New England, and slightly in the Middle, South Atlantic, mid Gulf States; has remained nearly stationary in tho Lake region; ami fallen from 2 to 12 de grees In thsUpper Mississippi and Missouri Val leys. Uaih bus fallen since the lust re port In New England, tho Middlo Atlan tic, and the East Gulf Stales. The winds east of tho Mississippi Hirer are souther ly; in the Coper Mississippi and Missouri Val leys, from north to west. Partly cloudy weather aud occasional rain, followed by clearing and lair weather tomorrow. Is indicated forNowEu gland and tne Middle Atlantic States. For thi* Ohio Valley aud Tennessee, south westerly winds, higher barometer, and station ary or lower temperature. For the Lower Luke region, fair weather, southerly shifting to westerly winds, higher barometer, and stationary or iowertemperature. For me Upper Lake region and Upper Missis sippi Valley, clearing weather, westerly winds, higher barometer, and lower temperature. For the Missouri Valley, fair weather, north westerly winds, stationary or higher barometer, lower temperature. Cautionary signals continue at Tfulutb, Mar quette, Escanaba, Milwaukee, Section 2, Section 1, Chicago, Grand Haven, Section ff. Mackinaw, Alpena, Fort Huron, Detroit,’Section-I, Toledo, Sandusky, Cleveland, and Section •"». Chicago, Oct. 23—10:1a p. m.— the following observations are taken at the same moment of time at all the stations named: GKNKUAI. OUatUVATIOVS. 1 j Station*. } l'n*r,-'fnrr Sy.fi V. 1... v. in. I Find. «'»j ITYVr. 1 Albany.. 34 57 ft ....tKre*n.. -.ft’Clear. 4) tfl ;S.NV . j Fte-Ul., o ....'i-’rusa.. u:d’«iy. h.Clear. • Huualo......... b£ | Cairo 71 (71 !» .... U.'iji. . b Tn’m;. 1 Chejeuno 4-i :N.W.! Fresa.. Ctiicaao •’4 O) 1W... |lln>K... U UMr, ti Clo.ir. (i Clear. Cleveland tiT n» )a ....iFresa.. 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Shreveport 7li irr a ....iKresh.. aurinsiiolcl tv! .v; w... ilium... D.ClMy. M. LOUIS 71 * nJ Ft, J'nul •17 IV.*. [From., •OF lit iirtu •Vuledo..,.; ft? jeioGun,'. ft# .N'....iLiuhr... <»aivo.>ton...... 7S 73 S .... 1 Lit'ia,. \ anaion. 1). T. 5S 47 N.W. Frtfsti.. Disrnareu...... :is N.lii. [LiuM... DeadwoMil...... J7> 0(Cle«r. l»oms*»n........ 7B y u Asi-innlbo’o 41 S.\V.tKresu.. I’ori iJuiord.... J ort (.ususr.... ■W (l|Cruy. Fort >.ads 81 7j •Moortioad...... :» N....! jiri-k... San Ahtonlo... ?.♦ »;s Huron. Dak.... Al :i7 X.U’. Luac. . (i.Clear. •Too sumll to monsurc. LOC Al, OBSERVATION*:?, Tims, \Har*\Ther. I:LSa. ro -;wo. m.|ru»7u( m J.hSp. m.jl'.Talj »y Uu I'W j li'ru [ Weather N) tn r?. W.. W.. 5. W . .a. U .. 10 .llJFulr. 1- I iClomly. 1- J......{Cimidr. 1 jCiotuir. (!:LSa. ni.'-V.An(ij ro si) Is lU:!aa. ni. )•*).•;!*; »:5 7* U m.|ru»7u( m ♦;*» 5. o.l>Sp. m.llt.Talj ro nt j.s. \ -Vi n r or ! ,olcr rur , r ccicd tor tcnineramre, elevation* and tiisaumeiuni error. Uijijest temperature, tamest tcmpenmirc. .Vi,;., Mean Imroir.eter. on. Alcan tner«mmeicr.j;i.9. Alcan numiiittv, ;^.7. 71ic Mim Teacher—How He IHaiia*jed. the Srliool ni Cranberry Oulch. . _ €l S<ta /-VrtMciVco Ituttttiu. ‘Mister, no doubt you have till the lenrnlu’ that s mimretl in a school teachOr, butlt wants iiu.ro than iearnln* to rauko :t man able to tenon school hi Cranberry Gulch. You'll soon find that out il you try. AVo'vc had three who tried jt on. One lavs than: in rho graveyard; another lost tils eye: the last opened school and id t hu lore noon-time, lor the benefit of hi* health, ite luisn i been back since. Now, vou’rn u slen der mold, and ail yopriearnia* will only make it worse, tor all oar youmr folks are rough*. and dun t stand no nonsense.” This was what one of the Trustees Of tUo dis- Inei said to raj* friend, Harrv Tloroe, when tio* applied for tlio vacant post of teacher. “Jyet me try. i knmv ram slender, but I am , tonsli ami have a strong will.” said Harry. 1 •• ,hi<t ns you like. There’s the school-house ' and 1 11 have tho notice given if you want it done, * *cud tho Trustee. ; “1 do,” said Harry,“and I’ll open next Mon- I day at h a. m." . ’ The notice was given, and there was a good • dcnlofe.vciu-/nonrin and along- the i * üba flats. More than fifty voting people of 1 iMjth sexes made an excuse to drop into tho i tavern to get a sight of the fellow who thought * he <nmld keep school in that district, and many : a contemptuous glance fell on tho slender form and youthful face of the would-be teacher. [ Eight o’clock on Monday morning came, and I Harry hlotuc went down to the school-bouso w ith a key in one hand ana a valise in the ; other. • # “Heady to slope. if he finds we’re to much i for him said ji cross-eyed, broad-shouldered XCUOK’of 1?. •* • ; The »oho<d house was umockod, and tho now « i leaver went to his desk. Some of the folks - j wonfco see what ne was going- to do, though i school was not called. ■ ** * 1 , > /;l arl '.r k f ’ p ‘-'‘,':' d ' h i e v “ li = c ! ' n,i took out a larjro ; ! iaon, aftci- buckling- it nrouud hla waist, ■ Hi: nut three Colt's navy revolvers there, each ; i ln^he r WHde aQd a bo "- io ' bnifo eighteen inches j ••Thunder! be mqaos business!” muttered ! the cross-eyed chap.- I The new teacher now took out a square card i about four niches each wav. walked to tho other ! end of thesehool-himso, and tacked itupagainat the wall. Returning to his desk he drew a re ro;V hl f f?® 1 *- aDrt - quick as thought, sent ball attar hall into the card, till thoro wero„ six balls in a spot not much larger than a dol lar. • By this time the school-house was half full of large boys and girls. The little oneswero afraid to come in. Then the teacher walked half way down tho room, with a bowie-knife in his hand, and threw it with so true a hand that it stuck, quivering, In tao centre of the card. • He left it there, and quietly put two more of the sumo kind in his belt and reloaded bis yet smoking pistol. . *• King ttm bell: l am about to open school.” He spoke! to the cross-eyed boy, tho bully of the crowd, and the bov rang the bell. “The scholars will lake their seats; I open school with a prayer,” he said, sternly, five minutes later. The scholars sat down silently, almost breath less. After tho prayer the teacher cocked a re volver and walked down on tho tloor. “We will arrange tho classes,” ho said. “All who can read, write, and spell, will rise. Of them we will form the first class.” Only six got up. He escorted them to upper seats, and then ho began to examine tho rest. A whisper was board behind him. In a second he wheeled, revolver in hand **No whispering allowed boro!” he thun dered, and for an instant his revolver lay* on a level with the cross-eyed boy’s bead. “ i’ll not do so any’ more,” gasped tho bully. “See you do not, 1 never give a second warning.” said the teacher, and tho revolver fell. . It took two hours to organize the classes, but when done they’ were all organized. Then came recess. The teacher went out too, for the room was crowded and hoi, A hawk was circling overhead, high in the air, Tho teacher drew his revolver, and the next second tho hawk came tumbling down among tho won dering scholars. From that day’on Harry* kept school for two years in Cranberry Gulch: his salary doubled after tho first quarter, and his pupils learned to love as well as lespect him, and tho revolvers were out of sight within a month. They had found a man nt last who could keep school. This is a fact. AMERICA AND IRELAND. An UlsterErlftUniaii lo Washington In 1783—Oen. He ply. Alb-mu (X. I'.) Jounm/. Happening upon n tile of the Albany Gazette for the year 17SJ and 1764, wo were forcibly re minded ot the situation in Ireland during that period, and even the meagre journalism of that date furnishes many indications of the fraternal relations which existed between the bald eagle and the shamrock In those early days. How many of our critical and learned subscribers cun remember, if they ever heard, anythin? about the correspoudenco between one Alexander David son, County '.Tyrone, and Goorge Washington, just after theclose of the Revolutionary war? We fancy the letters that passed between these gentlemen would not soon have been recalled had it not been our good fortune to hit upon them accidentally in this file of the Gazette be fore us, which is, we believe, the only edition of that year extant, as well as, for aught wo know, tho.only place wherein the letters in miostion aro preserved. We need not invito special at tention to this most timely, high-minded, and valuable correspondence, as subjoined below: IRISH ADUUKSS. Tollfs Usctllaicu (ieo/irc Washington, Eso. % Cnp tain-Gcuoal and Couunaiuhr-in-Chief of hu' Ar mies of tnc United States of JS'orUi America —Sm: At an early period of the contest in which you have been so gloriously engaged our .sentiments met those of (bo Ahum leans, and. though we long doubted the event, our warmest wishes were on the side of freedom. Viewing with re gret the oppressive scenes of misery under which your native country has long groaned without hopes of redress; und, seeing the same direful principles of despotic sway pervading all tho courts und countries of the word, wo rejoiced to hoar that tho spirit of America had risen supe rior to the uroud menaces of both regal and ministerial oppression, had thrown oil the gall ing yoke of slavery, and nobly spurned the letters that were lo bind her in all cases what soever. Tour situation compared to that of Great Britain fur u long tiiuedamocned our hopes, and caused many anxious tears. We could nut con ceive bow an infant country, scarcely known hut as an appendage to u great empire, unconnected among themselves, unprovided for war and without discipline, could cope with au ancient, powerful, and victorious nation: nor was it less difficult to imagine who would lead those unex perienced though zealous bands to freedom and independence against the artful manenvres of experienced commanders and tho infernal schemes of the selfish and disaffected. But when we were informed that your Excellency, in obe dience toyourcuunlry’scail,huduudertaken tho arduous taf k, and nobly embarked in the sacred cause of liberty, rejecting every emolument which you migat in justice have claimed for such signal and important services: such a sin gular and disinterested conduct, as an happy omen of American success, revived our expectn tlonsand tilled uswithakina of veneration for such a character; and when you astonished the world by uniting tho jarring interests and opin ions of thirteen different States, engaging by your manly prudence and mild address tho af fection ut foreigners from various notions of Europe, and even forcing approbation trom the callous hearts of your inveterate enemies; your perseverance through tho darkest scenes without dcspondcifce or murmuring, combat ting every difficulty which Inclement seasons and the wants of a bravo ‘and distressed army could lay in your way. and at last rising victo rious over the best appointed troops and Gen eral? of high fatoe In the military line, wo were lost in admiration of your wisdom, magnanimi ty, and perseverance, which, by triumphing over every danger, established the liberties'of tho United states on the most honorable and permanent basis. Upon this happy revolution we have em braced the first opportunity to convince von of our unfeigned esteem and tho particular share we rake in whatever tendsto the honor and hap piness of North America. Your exertions have not only vindicated tho freedom of your own country, but have also shed their benign iofiu ence on this distressed Kingdom of Ireland. To | you, feii*. in the course of gracious Providence, which iu a conspicuous manner has protected your person and blessed your councils, do we acknowledge ourselves Indebted for our late happy deliverance from as baneful a system of policy as ever disgraced the riguts of mankind. With the slncercst pleasure, therefore, we mention our congratu lations on an event which ha? crowned America with sovereignty and independence—blessings so cnemial to the safotyund happiness of a people —and humbly request that your Excellency will permit us to express the joy we feel on the happy return of peace, and tho slncercst wishes that your country-may become more and more pros perous, increase in lustre and glory, and subsist to tlie latest ages. And that you. sir, may live to enjoy the fruits of your wisdom and magnanimity, to ben terror to tyrants, and to shine forth as a glorious ex ample or disinterested virtue, and future pa triotism is, und will be, the constant praver of your much obliged, most obedient, and* most humble servants. Signed iu tho name of the Society. Ai.KXAxmm Uaviusox. Chairman. From tho Yankee Clubat Stcwartstown, in tho County of Tyrone, and Province of Ulster, Ire land, June 7, I7SL I!IS EXCELLENCY'S ANSWER, To f/ic 17( nhe.c Club at Stcwartstowu, fii:.vrnK.UßN; It is with unfeigned satisfaction £ accept your congratulations on the Jate happy ami glorious revolution. The generous indignation against tho foes of the rights of human nature with which you seem io boanimutcd and tho exalted sentiments of liberty which yon appear to entertain, arc too consonant lo the footings and principles of the citizens of tho United states of America, not to attract their veneration and esteem—did not tho uireccioniuo and anxious concern with which you regarded their struggle for freedom and in dependence entitle you to their more particular acknowledgments. if in tba course of our successful contest any good consequences have resulted to the op pressed Kingdom of Ireland it will afford a new source of felicitation to all who respect the In terests of humanity. I am now, gentlemen, to offer you my* best thanks for the indulgent sentiments you are pleaded to express oi my conduct, and for your benevolent wishes respecting .my personal wel fare, as well as with regard to a more interesting object—tho prosperity of my country. I have the honor io be, with duo consideration, gentle men, your most obedient, bumble servant, G. W,\siu.\<;tox. Mount Vkrnon, in Virginia, Jan. 1754. At tho period when this Interesting correspond ence took place Ireland was agitated with re gard to questions that are again distracting that unfortunate country. I? gives edge room*sympathies today and en ables us the boiler to appreciate the Irish situa tion to look back at aomc. extracts which we clip from the newspaper that furnished us the above correspondence. To begin, we find copied into the Gazette from the Dublin Journal,* under date of Aug.-f, IS7I, tho following precious bit of sarcarsm: Happy nows for Irishmen! Since the infa mous war instituted iu America to rob tho people of their rights hns.bcen concluded agree ably to the wise disposition of supremo justice every loader in those pernicious measures which dismembered the British Empire is now or has been recently* visiting us, no doubt to renovate his plans ot slavery. Lord Hillsborough, whose “circular letter *' as American Secretary never will bo forgotten, Is now breathing the salubrious Hibernian air. Lord Eacvilleis come to pay* bis respects to bis dear son-in-law at Ardfert. Lord Townsend, who beaded the, ordnance, forgets his duty* to the British Parliament, to look a little into oup Jlfalra* Gen. Burgoyno is but just departed. Lord Barrington, who graced the surrender of Gates ut Saratoga, is now with us, and. in fact, tno whole remnant of an army whoso swords reek In brothers’ blood is quartered throughout our Kingdom. From such an herd good Lord deliver us! Quick Tannin" Process* IHchromatc of potash appear* to bo coraimr into use as a tannin# material- The action of this chemical upon gelatine under the influence of lipht is well Known, and is used in certain photo-pnoting processes. Tho leather pre pared by the use of the now material is known as chrome. leather, ana front all accounts it ap* pears to resist decay quite as well as leather prepared by the Use of tannin from oak bark. The chief gain of the process is a material short ening of the time— good leather, it is said, being obtained from raw bides in two weeks. No change in the process seems to be introduced. No intimation is given in the accounts of the new process whether the leather. ttjhlle in the bath of bichromate, is exposed to light or not. The action of light upon the bichroynito when combined with gelatine is to produce d harden ing of tho gelatine, which causes ir to resist water (this being the basis of photo-printing processes), and us tho tanning Is a hardening of the gelatine, it may be presumed that the hew process is partly actinic. AN ENGLISH APOLOG. The Talc Which the London “Truth” Think* Pic to Weave About the Prin ces* Louise and Lord Lome. Xno York irbrM. Our English cousins are so fond of dwelling upon tho personalities and malevolence of American Journalism that it is worth while to lay before our readers uu “apolog” which ap peared in tho XiOiidoa Truth of Oct. 13, and which is now stirring up naturally enough a good deal of feeling and of comment both In En gland and in Canada. Upon the very slender thread of an old story about a romance of the girlhood of the Princess Louise connecting her name with that of the Uev, Mr. Duckworth, tho tutor of her brother, I s riuco Leopold, the Lon don Truth, it will be seen, has not scrupled to construct a fabrication to which, so far as we know, no parallel is to be found outside of tho “ sensational journalism "of Paris. Were such a liberty as this taken with the private life of any person not of royal rank the least delicate of readers oven in London would probably re sent it as an outrage upon “ the social bond." Miss Carry Loo was the prettiest among the daughters of the widowed landlady who kept the Crown and Sceptre Hotel. Windsor, but she gave her good mother much cause lor concern by falling in love with a curate named Duckio. It was not that the landlady objected to curates in a general way. She rather liked them in their proper places—pulpits and tea-tables—and she admitted that Mr. Duckie hud a* kind, pleasant voice and dangerously soft eyes. Hut Duckio was not rich in this world’s goods. He had to see more closely after bis wash ing bills than was compatible with the wearing of tine linen, and as to sumptuous faro, why be looked, said the landlady, **as if he would like to go down on his bended knees and thunk bis stars if you asked him to step in and cat a slice oif tho Sunday joint.” -Of course, such Invita tions were no. longer extended to tho reverend gentleman -once Mrs. Loo perceived that her daiiuhtecr.wus so happy in bis company. Duckiu was kept at it distance. Doing bum ble-minded, ho did not remonstrate against his banishment, but- sighed plaintive ly and ogled Miss Carry with doleful glances when he saw her In church, all of which made Miss Carry's blood boil with sympathy, for she was a spirited maiden, who for. two p;us would have eloped with Mr. Duckie and mar ried him in private.. So far from huding. any body disposed to offer her two pins for suoh a purpose, she was much harassed hy (be super vision of hoc mother, brothers, and married sis ters, who would scarcely allow her to walk out of their sight. So at length-Carry Loo re belled, and talked boisterously about the rights of damsels iu a fre« country. She threat ened to retire into tho Protestant nunnery of Glower, and when she had scattered suUicieut dis may among her relatives by this hr-c menace, she followed it up by the second, of turning Papist, Mr. Duckie seemed to have loaded her up to the muz7,sc with militant theology. Tho good landlady of the Crown and Sceptre felt sorely troubled. Hers was a Protestant establishment; miuu but orthodox liquors were sold there. If her daughter turned Papist her customers would be quite likely to say that the Jesuits paid her to poison her beer; on tho other hand, she so strongly objected to see her pretty daughter marry a poor curate that rellectlon only hardened her the more against Mr. Duckie. Under these per plexlngcircumsianccs tho landlady consulted her man of business. Mr. Dill,and a long-headed Scotcnman named Mr. Mull, who supplied her with her whiskies. Xow, Dill and Mull were cronies, aud Mini had a son called Johnnie, who was uwell-lavored young traveler in the whis ky trade. Mnil had heard that Carry Loo had a few hundred pounds of her own. and would inherit a trille more at her moth er’s death. Such money .would not have lasted long, in the bands of an improvi dent curate; but it would make a nice little capital for a-pushing young man of business lute Johnnie. Mull bethought bun coat his sou. might do worse (hun marry Carry Loo, and he ooinmuntcated bis idea to Mr. B It, who agreed. Mrs. Loo was then sounded, aud declared that tho arrangement was tnc nicest one imagina ble. She had often seen Johnnie Mull, aud thought him a comely, respectable lud. He whs mu only a sarewd reckoner, but was of a. pious turn, and had composed some psalm-tunes to be played on the bagpipes-very suitable tunes for performance on large mjorg, where there was nobody within earshot. Of course. Carry Loo guessed why Johunle Mull was so cordially received on his next visit to the Crown and Sceptre. Her mother wanted her to marry this acute and good lad, and she disliked him at first sight. Dut for all that she did not intend to refuse him. Carry’s-vocation for a cloistral life was much lt?ss strong than bhe bad imagined; celibacy, indeed, whoa close ly examined, was repugnant to her nature. Carry was also displeased at the pusillanimity of Mr. Duckie. If that ecclesiastic had rapped at her chamber window in the dead of night and had proposed that she should descend a ladder and bib with him by the 2 a. m. train to Gretna Green, she would have consented and would have thought him a bold divine, worthy of a girl’s love. Dut young ladiesgotnutof patience with young clergymen woo snivel and mope overmuch. Besides, Carry whs willing to marry in order to be free, and she felt the moro dis posed to accept Johnnie Mull as that young man was by no means forward in making any proposal. He often rubbed bis red poll with a bewildered expression, as bo glanced at her through the corners of bis eyes, and be seemed to be conning over all the Scotch proverbs which suggest caution in matrimony. But Johnnie Mull was not allowed to manage his affairs according to his own apprehensions and antipathies, fur ho had to reckon with old Mull and with Mr. Dill, the business man. Both thoso elderly persons asked him whether he was not ashamed of himself for hanging pack “like it great gawK.’’ when he might have the prettiest girl in Windsor for tho asking? Would it not be a great thing for him to marry tho daughter of Mrs, Loo, the landlady of such a re nowned hotel as the Crown and Sceptre, where Scotch whisky was always in great demand? Johnnie admitted that it would, and his natural truthfulness made him owii that Carry Loo was a nice girl enough when she looked pleased, and talked to him with ap parent interest about tho hardships and emo tions of a commercial traveler’s life. So, ouo Sunday afternoon, when Gurry had been in a . livelier mood tbnn usual, Johnnie plucked up courage, and said, with a blush on bis rosy cheeks: “Eh, noo, will we twa got married?” “Eli, noo, why not?” she answered with a laugh: and so married they were six weeks aft erwards at the Windsor church, with all the pomp suitable to Carry's high rank in the world. Them aro two ways of looking at marriage; and Johnnie aud his wife soon placed them selves on opposit standpoints for viewing that nstitution. Johnnie wauled awil'e who could keep house for him and enter actively into his busi ness plans; Carry had married to get her liberty, and her favorit occupation lay in encouraging the assldulUosof the lesser clergy. She had re ceived h good education, could slug and paint cows and trees u little, and chatter a pood deal. Her reilnemeut was great, and she had some notions of high art in connection with tca-cups and hair dressing. She despised old Mull, and tho entire family of Mnil. When any of her husband’s relatives culled upon her she stickled for tho ob servance of ciiquet until those unfortunates writhed on their chairs as If. they were seated on hot plates. Even her husband seemed a low born Person in her sight, mid she failed point times to remind him of his hurableorigln. When flirting with curates and other idle young rueu, as she loved to do, she alluded to Johnnie as if he were a domestic, whoso business it whs to sup ply her with the luxuries of life, and to nold his tongue until he was spoken to. One day Johnnie Mull received a very good business offer. He was luv.ited to go and act as manager to a prosperous hotel in America. Sal ary high and everything found. As Carry was the daughter of hotel proprietors, Johnnie thought this would be just tho thing for her. And Carry did condescend to cross the Atlantic, but she carefully disabused her husband's mind of the idea that ho hadj becomp her equal be cause bo was ijomgto lord.lt over a hotel. It was one thing to have a hotel of one’s own and quite anolhor thing to manage other peo ple’s property. Johnnie, who hart grown to be very inueh afraid of his wife, acknowledged the justice of ibis axiom, and felt proud when he had at lust got bis wife on board the Atlantic steamer. Carry, ot course, had a llm-closs cabin, while Johnnie, from economical motives, traveled as a steerage passenger. Ho used to attend her with jugs and books when she took her airings on, deck, aud it was generally sup posed that he was her servant, so ho was, aud very obedient. Tho Grand Confederation Hotel, which John nie Mull went to manage, was a much larger house than the Crown ami Sceptre- of Windsor, but, of course, in point of antiquity and pres tige, it could notcompare with tho latter house; and Carry Mp 11, once installed in her functions ns landlady, lost i\o time iu letting her customers know that she cumc from a great land, a great hotel, and a great family, audwould not suffer herself to be treated with familiarity, U is not the custom of Americana to treat ladies with deticieut respect, but much as the gentlemen who resorted to toe Confederation Hotel endeavored to please tho English landlady, she was disgusted with their manners, and plainly showed it. She thought the Americans insufferably vulgar, and their women still worse. She had a haughty wav ot receiving tho lady, customers of tho house, as though she did them a great honor iu pocket mg their money, and she made a great many vexa tious little rule* about wiping one’s boots on tho door-mat, dining at table d’hOte in black coats and not smoking In the passages, which ruffled old habitues of the hotel and made then grumble about taking their custom else where. But impudence pays sometimes, and oy dint of bar domineering Carry Mull certainly did earn for the Confederation Hotel the repu tation of a very decorously conducted estab lishment. Nor did gray and ricn younff men avoid it, for tbe good-looking* and sentimental landlady was fond enough of being made love to. She waived rules of eciquet in favor of ad mirers who squeezed her hand and chucked her under tbe chin in dark To do these things was perfect too, according to her judg ment. * ' So It came to puss that Johnnie Mull, who worked like a head negro under his wife’s su pervision, amassed some money In , the hotel, and banded it over to Carry, wbo anuounced her intention of spending it on a trip to England. Johnnie was not prepared for this; but bis wife cut short his expostulations by stamping her foot. Tbe American climate did not suit her health; she was subject to ueuralaia, and a dry country like England, wnere it never ruins, is notoriously propitious to complaints of this class. Besides, sbo wanted to see her family, and there was an end of it. John nie Mull had nothing to say. He meekly accom panied his wife to the steamboat, engaged for her the best cabin, and, having recommended her to the respectful attentions of tbe Captain, returned to his hotel, where some witlings, wore foolish enough to chaff him, saying: “Where’s your lino wife Johnnie? Has she stepped it?" Whatdld ;his mean? Why were they einiritiiml ly bantering him about his line wife? Johnnie Mull could not understand ft. The hotel cus- tomers relapsed Into their old easy-going ways after madam's departure, and, though there was a good deal of talk about this lady, nobody seemed particularly anxious to see her return. As for Johnnie, ho wrote to her sometimes, but got saint answers. Curry said that her neural gia was till very bad. and she was taking care of herself. Johnnie felt sure she would do that and was in a manner comforted. Yet he did think ft a little s’rango occasionally, when ho found time to think on such it subject, that bis wife should have married him apparently lor no other purpose but to jive thousands of miles away from him and to spend his money, for she spent a good deal. Her neuralgia was altogether a costly affair. At last old Mull put his hand to paper and wrote a grievous letter to bis son John. He had beard great things of Carry’s goings on. he said. She was going about tbe country like a tine lady, living upon the best, and dressing as it silks and satins cost sixpence a yard. She was often to he seen’ with Mr. Duckie, whom she invited to afternoon tea; but she bud quite a string of other admirers, cbfctly military, who smoked big cigars and did nut scruple to wink at her iu public places, instead of lifting their hats. All this, remarked old Mult, did not tally with bis views of matrimonial proprieties; ana he wound-up by asking bis son John wtiat tbe latter meant to do. Do? Why, first of all, Johnnie sent his wife somo more money, because be U:ul just received a note asking Imperiously for a remmit tance. Afterwards he sat down to think, but could make nothing: of bis rctlecuons beyond this, that it was of not the slightest use lor his wife to dirt with Mr. Duckio and with the winking officers, seeing that she whs married and could not consequently espouse these gallants. This thougut put him Into a proper philosophical mood, so that he rubbed his hands. •* If she were not married it would be a.different thing," be said to himself, “ but all tho winking in the world won’t prevent her from being still my wife. And as my wife she owes me obedience, of course. Everybody knows that." Thereupon Johnnie posted bis remittance, and he has been posting the same kind of things at regular intervals over since. THE PALAIS ROYALE. A Slirine aft IVlilcli Americans in Paris Worship. D. R. Locke's I 1 arts LrtUr in Toledo Iltndf. The Palais Koynlo Is tho Parisian ilecca for all Americans. ..Its brilliant shape, glittering with diamonds and precious stones, are so many shrines at wnlcb Americans are devout wor shipers. They go there day after day, admiring the bewildering display, and tho admira tion excited by the wily shopkeeper by bis skill in arranging bis costly wares leads to purchasers that would not otherwise have been made. * There is a fas cination about a shop window literally tilled with diamonds arranged by a Frenchman that is irre sistible. and with hundreds of such windows ex tending all the way around the immense court, there is no escaping Its power. What a Parisian shopkeeper doesn’t know about display isn’t worth knowing. Ail Paris is arranged solely for the eye. They goore the other senses to a very great degree. The galleries, four in number, extend entirely a round tho square park, which is 257 yards long and 110 wide. The Gulerie d* Orleans on the south side is the most showy. It is :£0 feet long and iOt* feet wide, tiankod with shops containing line goods of all descriptions. The roof is glass covered, and when lighted up at night presented a dazzling appearance. It was on this site that previous to ISSO stood the disreputable shops unit gave the locality such an unsavory reputa tion. Tho other galleries, though not so fine In con struction, are just as attractive, and their wide pavements, shaded by the high balcony that forms a part of the second-story, are thronged day and night with strangers, to whom these windows.'ablaze with the light of preeiousstoues. are always a delight, it is a pleasure to saunter slowly along and admire tho beauties that in crease every minute. Nowhere In the world can be found so great a collection of gems in so smalt a space as rn these four galleries. The fronts of the stores consist of a huge plate-glass window and a small door. Although disproportionate la size, the window suffices to show the goods, and the door is plenty large enough for any one who wishes to enter. The Xren«h inun has a natural love for the beautiful, and the French jeweler shows a taste in the arrange ment of his window. A large space covered with diamonds, set and unset, of fine gold jew elry, artistic designs In rubies,. pearls, opals, or emeralds, is in itself a beautiful sight, but when they are all arranged so as to show them all to the best advantage, then theeffect is marvelous. But there can bo too much of even a pood thing. As a whole day spent among tho won ders of the Louvre fatigue the mind ana bodj*, so tho constant succession of dazzling windows lo tho Palais Royal becomes after a while tire- 1 some, and tho pretty little park is sought for « rest and refreshment. ' There the scene changes again, and a new and Interesting phase of the Palais Koyal’s attrac tions is scon. (Tndor the long rows of trees that , fringe tho busy galleries, are groups of women enjoying tho cool breeze that just moves the 1 branches above them, and tempers the heat that elsewhere is oppressive. They have some little trilie of fancy work In their bands, and as thev languidly ply tho needle they talk. It maybe too warm to knit. It is never too warm to gos sip. Closely imitating: these are the mirse-dris, who chatter away. like magpies, while their charges are amusing themselves making pict ures »n the mud. The youngsters romp and roll about with all tho pleasure of childhood. They don't--caro whether tho Palais Royal ever saw bloodsheds and riots or nut. It makes a.good playground for them, and that is all they want. Then the concerts that arc given there Uurmg tho afternoons enjoyable, and they always attract large audiences. Tho entire space on the south side is occupied by all kinds and con ditions ot people, and, like all French assem blages, it is quiet and orderly. The music, if not of a high classical standard, is good, and tbs people enjoy it. Given a little white tabic In the open air, some light Olenbachl.ui music, and a glass of wine, and the Frenchman is happy. Tue restaurants la the Palais Royal--form another by no means unimportant feature, for the average American is no less tomi of a good dinner than the French bon rivant, and in these pleasant places he can find the perfection of good living. Tho skill of French cooks is ac knowledged everywhere. Hero he is on his na tive heath, and is seen, or lusted rather, to his best advantage. The clerk or bookkeeper whose salary is not in keeping with his tastes takes bis modest din ner in one of tho sccoud-lloor restaurants where ho gets a small bottle ot claret and a well cooked, well-served meal for two fnines. The place is clean, the surroundings cheerful, a7id. though there are none of those delicate trifles tho French cook delights In making, there is an abundance of hunger-satisfy-: ing .viands prepared in a most ap petizing manner, and thoy are to him better than the delicacies that grace a more elaborate table. Tho more pretentious man, or tho one having more money,- goes to more pretentious places, and takes a dinner of several courses for live francs. There is a pleasing variety of soup.tlsb, and entries, with a dessert, and, if desired, coffee and cognac afterward, all prepared in good style and well served. Rut the thoroughly good liver goes to none of these. Hs knows the places, there in the Palais Royal, whore cooking has been reduced to a science; whore tho finest cooks fn Paris bend their best energies to tho concoction of dishes that Epicurus himself would have delighted in; where tine pictures and elegant surroundings appeal to tho sense of sight, white too sense of taste is being catered to. lie hies him self there and revels in tho delights of a perfect dinner. As the 3’ariafa.n, roan, woman, nr child, will never ail in-doors when the open air Is possible, the J’ahtls is always full. Ah a pack it is delight ful, the shops arc Just as attractive to the citi zen as to the stranger, for the windows change contents every day. and the variety is such that something new and atirActive can be seen at any time. It is a small world by itself, ana It 53 no wonder that every American finds him or herself within it every day. l*rom Sire to Sen. .. - ynr i'ret*. “Father/* began a yuunor Detroiter tbo other evening, ’•wen*you in cue wur?” “ Ves, my ton/* •‘Was it awful?*’ “ Vcs.” . “ f.ots of dead aud wounded men?" “Ves.” “Did 3*oll kill many?” ••’♦Veil, 1 shouldn’t like to answer that ques- •* Arc you very modest, pa? " “ 1 nope T am too modest fo bratr.” ••That was what Mr. :£mitu meant, then, when he was telling the men down at the drug-store you hadn’t any war record to bratr of.” “He did, eh? Smith is u lawyerl” - “That'a what 1 thought. Ho told the men that you run so fast he couldn’t catch you on hors*, back, and any boy knows that & horse can can£ a man with a stiff knee.” ** A SMALL BOY. Trying to Breast the ITlonotony 0 f Jiomsfctlc Vrlnou Life by Playlav ' “ (Jiik)mli* 9 ’ AVw York Sun. A small boy leaned out of the rear third, story window of his father’s house iu Broofc lyn, yesterday afternoon, looking at the sky" and at times breaking out with the tone, ‘-j, tlie Korth Sea Lived a Whale.” Ills nolsa attracted his newspaper neighbor, who also leaned out and said. “ Well, Georgie, h 0» are you?” “I’sea prisoner locked up on bread and water.” Georgie replied, “just ’cause f didn’t know it was loaded. You see, father was in the army, and last week when yon heard him tirin’ oft his pistols he was » shnotin’ at a cat. He shot five times, and tha cat looked up and smiled when he got fron’ Says. J, ‘ father, did yon ever kill a man when you was a soldier?’ thinking, you know that lie couldn’t snoot fur a cent. He says, ‘f s’pose so.’ ‘Well,’ Isays, ‘yon muster bin close enough to hit him with an ax;’ and ha sent me into the house. Well, I seed where he hid liis pistol in his overcoat, and yester day 1 got it out. an’ there was an accident 1 felt sure it wasn’t loaded, for didn’t I hear father fire it olf? I put it under mypiher ’u’l waited for supper to be over,’cause J wanted to scare the girls. Girls always holler when they see a pistol. Well, our minister come to tea. Ministers are the great cst hands to come to tea; its half their work to go ’roumd an’ eat supper with the ladies. Father went down to the convention, and Hess and Lily, them’s the girls, went into the parlor to see the minister didn’t get sleepy •Less,’ says L ‘lend me your blaiiket shawl fer a few minutes. 1 want to be a Indian brave.’ x wrapped the shawl ’round me, put father’s eane over my shou[der fer a gnu, V then 1 got the pistol, ’u’ crept softly down to the parlor so they wouldn’t know Indians was skirmisliin’ ’rnfind their camp. I push ed open tiie door, ’n’ there was the minister and Less sittin’ at opposit ends of the sofy ’n’ Lil was crocheting a lamp mat. All was still, V I says, ‘The hour has come.’ Then 1 give three war whoops, ’n’ rushed in and said. ‘Surrender, or 1 shoot!’ There was a panic. The girls went into, hysterics, ’n the preacher said, ‘My sou, meboe that pis tol’s loaded.’ : “ Says 1, S’render, pale chief, or I’ll shoot yer dead in yer tracks.’ They all made a rush at me to take the pistol away, ’u’ I fired. Lordy, what a noise. I was skeered most to death. The bullet went into a uieture of the signers of the ifeclauiatiou of Independence, and took off the head of one of the signers. The preacher turned pale ’u’ said I was a wicked boy. I knowd it, ’u’ 1 knowd what I was goin’to ketch. The girls cried likens though there was a fuuTal. ’a’ 1 was whip ped. I dreamed all night I was Jightiu’ the Indians, ’n’when I woke up this morion’X felt sure my name would be iu the papers. They gave me bread ’u 7 water for breakfast ’n’ wouldn’t Jet me see a-newspaper. So 1 thought Td escape. 1 tore up the two sheets, tied one end to the bureau drawer, and was cllmlriu* down like folks do at afire, when somethin’ gave way. I fell about* thousand feet, X thought, X come down so hard, I hit the stone area, T n’ ilseemed to me as if it was night and 1 was lookin’ at about a million stars. 1 didn’t kuownotUin 7 for a minute. Then I come to.” “ What broke?” “Nothin’broke; the bureau drawer coma out. 1 onghter tied on to the gas fixture. Father wouldn’t give me a newspaper, bus he gave me another lickin’ and some more' bread and water. I s’pose now i’ll be a month on bread wafer.” 4 * But you mustn’t make so much noise.” “ That was op'ra I was slngin’. Don’t you like op’ra? Well, you don’t care if 1 play the impair.”’ “ What is the umpah ?” •“ Why, didn’t yon never hear a brass band ?o!ng down the street ? One man witha little lorugoes * T.i-tc-rciit-ta-ui-ta-ia,’ and a man with a big horn goes * nm-pan, um-pah, urn pah.’ That’s the umpah I play.” As the neighbor drew in his head the small boy begun ori the “umpah,”and he wasplay ing it when the reporter went away. SHAKING HANDS. Rigid and Wrong: Way* of Perform* lug anluipuriaid Social Function. • C/biu o} Fashion* Let the reader remember that there 19 a right and wrong way of hand-shaking. It is horrible when your unoffending digits are seized In the sharp compress of a kind of vise, ana wrung and squeezed until you feel as if they were reduced to jelly., It is apt less horrible when you find them lying In a limp, nerveless clasp, which makes no re sponse to your hearty greeting, but chills you like a lump of ice. Shake hands as if you meant it, swiftly, strenously, and courte ously, neither using an undue pressure nor failing wholly supine. You may judge of the character of a man from the way in w&ich he shakes hands;.there is the shake lymphatic, the shake aggressive, the shake supercilious, the shake imperative, the shake suspicious, the shake sympathetic, and the shake emotional. Charles Lamb describes also f the pumo-liandle shake, which is ex ecuted by taking a friend ’s hand and work ing it up and down, through an arc of fifty degrees, for about a minute and a half. . “To show Us nature, force, and character, tins shrike should be performed with a firm and steady motion. !No attempt should be made to give it grace and still less variety, as the few instances in which, the latter has been tried have uniformly resulted hi dislo cating the shoulder of the person on whom it has been attempted. On the contrary* per* sons who are partial to the pump-hamlis shake should be at some pains to give an agreeable, tranquil movement to the opera- * tion, which should on no account oecon- t tinned after perspiration on the part of your I friend has commenced. ” Then there is the i pendulum shake which somewhat resembles I the former; hut as its name implies, tiia movement is in a horizontal instead of a perpendicular direction. “It is executed by • sweeping your hand horizonijdly,toward your friend's, am) after the junction Is effect ed moving with it from one side to the other according to the pleasure of the parties/ 2vor must the Umni‘muet shake be forgotten, which derives its name from the Instru ment employed by surreons to stop the cir culation of the blood in a limb about to M amputated. You grasp the band of your friend as far as you can in your own, and fj then contract the muscles of your rhumb, ■ fingers and palm till you have Induced any ■ degree of compression you may propo?ein p the hand of your friend. 'Particular care ■ ought to be taken, if your hand be hard and B bigaml that of your friend small and soft as B a maiden’s, not to make use of the foiinn* E r/net shake to such a degree that it will crash E the small bones of the wrist out of their , s places. It is seldom safe to apply it to gouty g or hot-tempered persons. . g You will see some persons thrust forta pfi their hand with a sudden jerk like that of a g steam engine suddenly set in motion: aim w, g they have taken possession of your own aim, g are doing with it us they will, before yoa g have recovered breath. Others put forward m their lingers with an'apparent timidity or reluctance, ami compel-you to pounce upon • ■ Uiem and draw them toward yon. in order to perform an effective shake. -Others, again, extend their hand timidly, partly with draw-it, and again extend it, until are uncertain whether or no lbs act pi Jiand-sbaking will be performed after au. » As for t!ie cold-blooded creatures who aii=- g lemly oiler one or two lingers, I rccoimnenu you to ignore them; look loftily over them as if unconscious .of their existence and —their fingers. 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