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LOTTERIES AND LUCK TRICKS THAT HAVE BEEN PLAYED BY FICKLE FORTUNE. name inutancee That Aptly rltnttrate the Truth of the 011 Adage That There In Many a Slip 'Twixt the Cup, and the lip. There are few things with which ro mance is more closely connected than the distribution of lottery prizes, and there can be no doubt that we Britons are all the better off because of the ille gality of holding lotteries in the United Kingdom. A big lottery must disap point hundreds of thousands while it enriches one winner, who often finds that his hastily acquired wealth results in doing him more harm than good. A short time ago the first prize in one of the Italian state lotteries, which amounted to some £8,000, fell to a peasant who, with his wife, had actually died of starvation within a few hours of the drawing of the prize. Owing to a dream in which a peasant had the presentiment that a certain number would be on the ticket which would win the splendid prize, he scraped all his money together and pur chbased not the ticket be wanted, be cause it was already sold, but one which bore the same numerals, differently ar ranged. Then he and his wife fell on desperately hard times, which eventual ly closed upon them in death from sheer starvation, for he had tried and failed to sell his lottery chance, which was the last thing left to him. When the drawing came on, he won the first prize of £8.000, but as he was dead and no next of kin could be discov ered the prize was raffled for again, when it fell to swell the purse of an Italian banker who already was pos sessed of vast wealth. A German lady living in Brunswick had a fancy that a certain ticket would win a prize in a lottery in which the frst prize was £15,000. It may seem strange, but it is vouched for as being perfectly true, that she so altered her opinion as to the chances of her ticket winning a prize that she bartered it away for a neww hat from her milliner within a few days of having purchased it. This was a melancholy exception to the rule that "secor.:d thoughts are al ways best." The ticket which she had exchanged for a hat, possibly worth a couple of guineas, succeeded in captur ing the first prize of £15,000, and the milliner, who considered he had run his risks, absolutely refused to palliate his customer's bitter disappointment by anything beyond the payment of a few pounds, which were dragged from him by hollow threats of legal action. On one occasion the first prize in an Italian lottery, amounting to nearly £5,000, fell to a man who had died three days before the raffle, the second prize of £2,000 fell to a lady who had sold her lucky ticket at the eleventh hour, and the third prize of £1,000 to a private soldier who, on hearing of his good fortune, drank himself mad and then committed suicide. For want of claimants who could establish their claims satisfactorily, the first and' third prizes were again raffled for, and this time they both fell to the same person -the owner of one of the largest pri vate estates in Austria, who was quite indifferent about the addition to his al ready huge fortune. Silly superstitions play an important part in the buying and selling of lottery tickets, and it is no uncommon thing for a person who fanciesa certain num ber to buy it at a price equal to hun dreds of times its original cost, and many of those who indulge in this kind of speculation with the fixed idea of gain generally discover that it is an expensive game. A German banker conceived the idea that the first prize in a certain lottery would fall to the holder of a ticket on which the figure three stood either alone or with others. So greatly impressed was he with this belief that he bought up every ticket that bore the numeral three, a little deal which cost him some thousands of pounds, because many of the tickets he fancied were held by per sons to whom he had to pay fancy prices. One of these personA when approach ed on the matter refused to sell his ticket unless the banker purchased a complete bundle of 20, of which he was anxious to get rid. The banker did not wish to do this, as there was only one ticket bearing a three in the bundle, but he ultimately consented, took the ticket he wanted and gave the vender back all the others. Great must have been his annoyance on discovering later that the first prize had not fallen to 'him, but had been won by one of the tickets he had bought and scorned. [aondon Tit-Bits. Nobody's Mother. There is a story told on one of the circuits, which may or may not have seen the light of print already, of how .not long ago a very young barrister rose to examine one of his witnesses with an unaccountably hazy notion of her iden tity. "I think that you are the prison er's mother?" he began. "Certainly not, sir," was the unex pected answer Turning hurriedly to his brief, he thought he had found the reason for her evident annoyance "Ah, yes, " he con tinued, "I see, you are the prosecutrix's mother"' "Certainly not, " came ner reply, still more emphatically. "Then whose taotner are you?" he demanded, almost in despair, and she fairly boiled over with indignation as _he retorted: "Nobody's, sir. I am a single woman. "-St. James Gazette. Farreachita. Nelly-I don't see how getting one's feet wet causes toothache. Jack-You don't? If you had ever bad a tooth pulled, you would know that the roots run clear to your toes Tacoma Ledger Not a Coward After All. An army surgeon tells a story of an officer many of you know. It was before Santiago. The surgeon, going to the front, came upon the young officer, sit ting beside the roa., trembling like a leaf and whiter than the d-'d men around him. At sight of the on be began to talk. "I'm a coward. I'm a coward. I'm a coward," he said. "I knew I'd run, and I did. Oh, Lord, I wish you'd kill me! I'm disgraced forever. I just got pcared. I knew I would. I was going along all right, not thinking of any thing but getting at the dashed Span iards, yelling to my men to come on and running ahead as fast as I could, when all of a sudden I stubbed my too or something, and then I can't remem ber being scared, but I must have been, for I came galloping back here, sick as a dog. Oh, I feel so awfully gone! I'm a blanked coward, and I wish I was dead. Oh, Lord, why don't somebody shoot me? I've got such an awful gone ness right here." And he put his hand to his stomach. The surgeon gave him a quick look and caught him as he plunged forward in a faint. Where the awful goneness was a Mauser bullet bad found its billet. They carried the wounded man to the field hospital, and he chuckled all the way. "Oh, my ! Oh, my I" he said over and over. "I wasn't scared! I wasn't scar ed !" And then he would laugh delight edly. "I wasn't scared! I was hit-I was just hit I I ain't a coward after all. "- Washington Post. Jugglers of India. Two men-one old and emaciated, carrying a native drum; the other young and well fed, fantastically gowned with an overskirt of colored handkerchiefs, and a multitude of bells which jangle noisily at his slightest movement; long, ragged hair; altogether a hideous figure. The drummer begins a weird tomtom ing and the other man an incantation. Then he extends a "supra"--a bamboo tray used by all natives-on which any one who pleases places a large handful of rice and the same quantity of grain. The two ingredients are thoroughly amalgamated, so that it would in the ordinary way take hours to separate them. Now the fantastic man with his tray begins. He turns round slowly, gradu ally quickening his pace (the drummer also keeping time), faster and faster in a giddy vortex, the tray at times almost out of his hands, yet so cleverly handled that not a grain falls out. It is very trying to watch, but in a couple of minutes -both stop simultaneously, and the man shows to the wondering spec tators two little heaps-one of rice and the other grain-at different ends of the tray, which in his sickening gyrations he has been able to separate by some extraordinary manipulation.-Pearson's Weekly. Willing to Share the Honor. Patient-No, doctor, there isn't any particular pain, but somehow I feel as if I were going to die. Doctor (who has been called out of bed at 2 o'clock in the morning)-Let me feel your pulse. (After a moment) Have you made your will? Patient (alarmed)-No, but Doctor-Who is your lawyer? Patient-Mr. Studds. Why, doctor, do you think Doctor-Then you had better send for him. Who is your minister? Patient (still more alarmed)-Rev. Mr. Saintly. Am I Doctor-I think he had better be sent for. Patient (badly frightened)-Oh, doc tor, do you really think I'm going to die? Doctor-No, I don't. There's noth ing at all the matter with you, but I hate to be the only man who has been made a fool of tonight.-Liverpool Mer cury. A Pretty Effect. An illuminated sign on a store up town spells the name of the proprietor in lettersoutlined by electric lights and is lit up and then made dark again automatically. When the sign begins to shine out, the electric bulbs at the left are the first to appear, and then the illumination follows the course of an immense pen writing the name out. So closely is the course of the pen followed that the "i" in the name is not dotted with its especial electric light dot until the last flourish at the extreme right of the name is lit up. Then, with a per ceptible interval, as if the gigantic pen was being carried back, the dot on the "i" is made and shines out and the whole name appears.-New York Sun. Constant Squeeting. "Now, Algernon, " said Miss Fussan feather, as she was tightly held in the embrace of her fiance, "they tell me that men get tired of squeezing after they are married. Will you promise me not to give it up after we are man and wife?" "Oh, I assure you it is not necessary to make any such promises," replied the young man. "I guarantee you'll have all the squeezing you want to do to get along on $7 a week. "-Exchange. True Friendship. Author-When you come to my new book, I hope you will not be too severe on me. Critic-1 read it last week, and my criticism was certainly not detrimental. Author-Why, I didn't see any no tlce of it in your column! Critic-Of course not. We have al. ways been friends, and for that reason I refrained from printing my candid opinion of it.-Chicago News. An Mexicans Do It. "I am very sorry to hear, " remarked the curate pensively to one of his pa riebioners, "that one of the great lights of our church, Brother MacLellan, has became insolvent and as the result will have to close his house of business." "Another case of 'The Light That Failed,'" added the parishioner as he .tft. the pareonage.-Mexican Herald. AUTHORS' MANUSCRIPTS. Not Neeessary For Editors to Itead Them From Beginning to End. Once-more the tale goes round of the author who sent a story to three jour nals and had it returned by every one without having been read. He knew it because he had pasted two of the leaves together. Very likely. We do not think of reading through a half or a quarter of the articles that are sent to us. It often does not taLe half a minute to dis card what one knows he doesn't want. It is an old saying that one does not need to eat a whole joint to learn whether it is tainted. It would be a revelation to some of these writers to see how fast an expe rienced and conscientious editor can, at times, go through a big pile of essays, stories or poems. The title is often enough, and he would say, "'We don't want an article on that subject." The next article begins with a page or two of commonplace introduction, and that is throwvn aside in half a minute's in spection without turning more than the next page. The next begins with a platitude-" We can't print that stuff." The first verse of this next poem has false meter and is tossed aside. The next begins in schoolgirl style, with "dove" and "love;" it is not read through. Of the next the editor reads ten lines. It is simply a dull descrip tion of a stream in a forest-not want ed. The next poem begins in a fresh way, seems to be constructed according to the rules, is pretty good. It is put one side to see if other better poems will crowd it out. The next is a story The first page is promising, but the sec ond shows a coarse strain, and the read ing stops there. Ten articles are decided upon, and with sufficient good judgment, in ten minutes, for a minute to a manuscript is often twice as much time as it needs. It does not take that long for a dealer to stick an iron skewer in a smoked ham, draw it out and smell of it. Not one article in a dozen perhaps needs to be read through. -New York Independ ent. INSECTS AS HOODOOS. They Keep Settlers Away Prom Many 'narts of the World. Nothing could more strikingly illus trate the importance of small things than the large role which is now at tributed to the mosquito in the etiology of some of the most serious and wide spread diseases to which the human race is ,ubject. It is truly said that what prevents the successful colonization of many tropical countr'es and what throws the greatest obstacle in the way of civilization of and good government in vast regions of central Africa is not clinmate, not distance from home and not unfriendliness on the part of the natives. The obstacle is malaria, and now we find that the prevalence of ma laria, so far as man is concerned, de pends on the mosquito, and that this pestilent little insect, in addition to ir ritating and annoying, is the means by which the poison of malaria is propa gated and distributed. For years back botanists have known the important part played by birds in the scattering of seed and of insects in the distribution of the pollen of plants, and it seems not unlikely that pathol ogists will have to recognize in a much larger degree than has till lately been done the large part taken by the subor dinate forms of life by which we are surin unolc;-our c(attle, our horses, our dogs and cats, our tdies, our uiosquitoes, and perhaps even our fleas-in dis. tributing disease from man to man, and, as is stated in regard to the mosquito and malaria, in deciding whether thi extension of our empire over great areas of the globe's surface shall be possible or not.-Hospital. Punctuation. What a great difference in the mean ing of a sentence a misplaced comma can make! Take the following, for ex ample: "James, my husband is a very sick man. ' "James, my husband, is a very sick man." The following bit of perverse punc tuation was perpetrated by an English compositor. What the author meant to say can be ascribed by a rearrangement of the punctuation marks: "Caesar entered on his head; his hel met on his feet; armed sandals upon his brow; there was a cloud in his right hand; his faithful sword in his eye; an angry glare saying nothing, he sat down." - Pittsburg Chronicle - Tele graph. Guy Fawkes' Lantern. It has been settled beyond a doubt that the identical lamp which Guy Fawkes carried in poking about in the cellar of the houses of parliament, when he intended to blow them up, is now in existence. This lantern is in the Ash molean museum at Cambridge. Guy Fawkes was carrying this lantern when he was arrested. The history of the lantern has now been fully established and it must take its place among the most celebrated exhibits in the museums of the world.-London Mail. Children's Sleep. Growing children cannot too careful ly be enjoined to get plenty of sleep. The boy or girl who has lessons to learn must waken early after a good night's rest, and this is insured only by punc tuality in retiring. Eight o'clock is a good bedtime for all young people un der 15 and should be insisted upon by parents.-Harper's Bazar. Professor Bryce made a bad slip in bis book on South Africa. He accuses the Boers of abusing the English by speaking of them usually as "rotten eggs," whereas the Transvaal phrase is root neck, "red neck," and applies to the British complexion. Iron horseshoes have been found dat ing back to the year 481. IN RUSTIC WAYS. The blackbirds whistle all day long A rhythlunic gladness in their song, And night and morning down the lane Drifts by the cowbells' rude refrain. The flicker dips on golden wings. And far across the meadow swings. The swallow skims in lines of grace Like to the curves that painters trace. Above, below and everywhere A sense of living thrills the air. Spring's message through the silent sent With earth and wood and sky is blent The hedgerow blossoms stain the sod, The south winds make the grasses nod. And woolly lambs in awkward play Down the green hillside ambling stray Along the blue horizon rim The lights. nd shadows sink or swim. And pencilisd faintly on the skies A ghostly half moon's crescent lies. The blackbirds chant the whole day long A rhythmic madness in their song, And dusk and dawn along the lane Echoes the cowbells' rude refrain. -Zrnest MoGaffey in Woman's Home Com panion. ONE GLASS OF WINE. L Belief That It Changed the Hlatory of This Country. It is said that a single glass of wine probably wrecked the Democratic party in 1860 The story is worth telling. After the breaking up of the national Democratic convention at Charleston the party in Georgia held a state con vention Great excitement prevailed. The leaders of the party could not agree. It was a critical period. The majority report indorsed the se ceders or bolters at Charleston, while the minority report opposed their ac tion. The leading champion of the mi nority was Herschel V. Johnson, and his followers were confident that his eloquence and logic would carry the day It Is quite likely that such would have been the case but for an unfortu. nate mishap Ex-Governor Johnson be gan his speech before the noon adjourn ment on the second day and concluded after dinner Old men who remember that speech say that it was a powerful argument, and the impression gained ground that after the noon recess the speaker would demolish his opponents with a few sledge hammer blows. But the overconfident frieo!:l; of the minority report were doomed to disap pointment Johnson felt the strain of the morning session so much that he was unable to eat anything, and he took a glass of wine upon an empty stomach to strengthen himself This was a fatal mistake. That one glass of wine per haps changed the destiny of the nation. The great orator resumed his speech, but the wine had nauseated him. He was hazy, verbose and unintelligible at times. His style and argument lacked vigor, consistency and positiveness. His friends looked at one another in despair. The men on the other side were exult ant. It was evident that the speaker had damaged his own cause. Then Howell Cobb and Henry R. Jackson followed each other for the ma jority report. They spoke with an air of expectant triumph and captured the nnnventinn The majority report was adopted. It is unnecessary to follow the history of the next few weeks. The national De mocracy was completely disrupted and put two tickets in the field. Lincoln was elected and the country was plung ed into a civil war. Had Johnson suc ceeded in inducing the Georgia conven tion to adopt his conservative ideas, it is safe to say that other southern states would have fallen into line with our commonwealth, and the national Demo cratic party would have remained united. This is the story of what a little glass of wine did. It ruined a great party, caused a disastrous war, and besides the loss of life cost the south over $4,000, 000,000. Perhaps this is rather specu lative, but there are many who believed it a generation ago.-Atlanta Constitu tion. Didn't Irritate Him. Here is a glimpse of the seamy side of life in Cornwall from The Cornish Magazine : "I'm afraid, Jenny, you irritate your husband with your long tongue." "Aw, no, my dear Miss Vivian, I'd never say nawthen to en. To'ther day I was 'ome waitin for'n to come 'ome to supper. Eight o'clock come, an no Jan; 9 o'clock come, an no Jan; 10 o'clock come, an no Jan. I put up me bonnet an shoal an went to every kiddly wink in town, thout Dyke Winsor's. When I come there, there wor Jan. Says I, 'You ugly murderen veilan, theest killed thee fust wife an now theest want to kill me, too,' an he up an knacked me down. " An Easy Way Out. At a school inspection some of the boys found a difficulty in the correct placing of the letters "i" and "e" in such words as "believe," "receive." etc. When the inspector said blandly, "My boys, I will give you an infallible rule, one I invariably use myself, " the pupils were all attention, and even the master pricked up his ears. The inspector continued: "It is sim ply this: Write the 'i' and 'e' exactly alike and put the dot in the middle over them. "-Liverpool Mercury. Both Sides. Papa-You saw that big boy whip ping the little one, and you didn't in terfere. Suppose you had been that lit tle boy? Bobbie-I did think of that and was going to part 'em,. but then I happened to think s'pose I was the big boy? So I left 'em alone.-London Fun. Too-Great a Risk. "James, if anybody inquires for me today, tell them I am not in." "Yes, sir." "There might possibly be one who would not have a bill," muttered the young man, "but I'll not risk it." Cleveland Plain Dealer Her Opinion In Full. The car turned sharply around a curve and the tall man who was hold ing on to a strap somewhat loosely was suddenly thrown from his upright po sition with a force that landed him in the lap of a dignified dowager sitting near him, while his high silk hat flew from his head and rolled down the aisle of the car. "Sir," she said as he rose to his feet again with profuse apologies, "I am compelled to say that in my judgment you were lacking in that complete grasp of the strap which was essential to the highest efficiency in maintaining an upright attitude when turning a curve. " That was all. But it crushed him. Chicago Tribune. 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Tickets sold and baggage checked to all poi rl. in the United States. Vestibuled Pullman Palace Sleeping (Crs .... Free Beolining Chair Cars. No change of sar i between Billings ant K. sas City. One change of cars between Billings and ;Ch Oago, and Billings and St. Louis. For Time Table. Rates. Maps, etc.. call on , address J. L. HARRINGTON, Agent, or H. B. SEGUR General Agent, Billin's, Montana. FERRYS SEEDS werefamousyeareago-theiribme gros every year-Nig the eedmission,an most to be relased on-s, all eects of sef the best. For sale by leading dealers everywhere. live cents abusr paper excess and indiworth t. Inst on having tem. Brings no rmailsk-buy errybox:. tee to c e or ren d three. T. J. FERRELL. n e from larke's Fork to the reservation line ITAon the cdedTAL, strip. J. Mre Impotency, Night Emissionarge of the stock and authorting diseases, all efects of seonf abuse, or excess and indis cretion. Anervetonfeand bloode creek Bilder.illi Brings theillings. pink glow to pale cheeks and Pa restores the fire of youth.k By mai 50c per box: 6 bxe;r. for $2.50; with a written getarl= their to crange or refstock stolend the suitablyr NERVITA MEDICAL CO. aInton £ Jackeoti ºt . - (.MICACO, ILt For Sale by Lleberg, Holmes & Vaihoun. Druggists, 1-10-ly Billings. Montana. '1'. J. FARRELL. Range from Clarke's Fork to the reeervation line on the coded strip. J. M. Conway is in charge of the stock end authorized to sell. His headquarters are on Blue creek, Billings. Parties furnishing information of stock off their range or stock stolen will he suitably re warded. JOHN R AMSEY. Range Yellowstone P. O. Billings. MURPHY CATTLE COMPANY, L. H. PARKER, Superintendent. Billings, Montana. Range Crow Indian Reservation. MURPHY KENNELS. Address-L. H. PARKER, Bupt. Murphy Cattle Company, Billings, sontana. CUSTER CATTLE COMPANY. EMMETT MoCORMICK, Foreman. Brand as in cut on either side. Range - Yellow stone, Crow Reser vation, East Pryor creek. Horses 7-7 on left shoulder. Vent - Brand re versed. P. O.-Junction, Montana. RYAN BROS. on left ribs. on left side or hip. S- left hip. LL on left d. 7 left side or hip. / L lettaid. - L leftide. 7 u gow end uY~l : cnLPO.Y w·:Yd;;-