The Anaconda standard. [volume], September 24, 1889, Morning, Page 3, Image 3

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Nil d dM whMes heaed
t.s at wuar he .setmd how he -ame uw
-" s d In the a.r.. .. e .sew
..,s eM lhe. "It was the ams ath
ý a m was har Almuamh a
rws I ythem. I was m wamayr
thus, al thne mWla, ast r e rs.e
A.inabls, st am bl heald who was
a ~esr se thim artr. I was the. a
e hriwea plaer ind he Luew k.
Tle Wadd a at s . wI.
:urkl~. as o.SU ma.um. aW tha
war lt e bs7as7 theb all.
lame.md whoaL he had staked and lot
his se eahe pauled lis .evolver and
took eey t I Iead aoarewmd e over
bhuem ea m to another until I landed
a tLhe ball ps at Alesamdr. I was
e.med at to kill, and oas at tbs devils
a Ikni runlr it up the back ..
w eAbPrlcU rt, .Ultln i .o the nack.
potest leather uboes were all burst
Swalkln bi.. d I was alenst dead. be
sds ed.' I ueeded La gs
oat the prlso aned over to ash
wlom eon s. Stluet Los loaned Sae
sak~ l."~
SWa s thatall e your war expeerlena?"
.aked e atl the aa.
Tat was Cap Owen owce
asked w ina very surprised way whether
I had thrown ad r hads wham they sad
est. I makldid.
Well, I wouldn't have done it,' he
"*No, you would have whipped the
a.ni. I couldn't."
"You wanted no mnore war, then, in
youars?"
"N lndeed. Soe time afterward. in
Nw York I met a frend of mine who
was an oee conected with the army of
the Cumberland. He and several others
and mymelf were hattlang, and they were
telling me how manyu baels of money I
could win iit I woukld only go with then to
the rmy. I listened, and then came over
me eeoetona dof mny one night's ea
-perliee at the front.
Geatlemen,' I makl, 'I believe it is all
true whlt you tell me about the money I
could wln. I guess I could win a hou
lul, but I can't whip that confounded
m fy of the Cmarerland any more than I
Swhip the Army of the Potomae. he
yn see I couldn't get away with the
Ato Odd 4..blatea.
A Cbhiaman and a gorgeoausly arrayed
young man who is heir to millions were
Jammed close togethe In n Allegheny
st.eet car yesterday, says the Pittsburg
m$petek, and I remarked the contrast the
par afforded to the theatrical man who
sat beeide me.
"Yes, that Is a contrast," he sakl; "thut
talking of combinations, which are akin
to contrasts, let me tell you of one I saw
this summer in New York. One night a
party of us were killing time in a tour of
all the theaters, museums and concert
halls on the Bowery. In the course of our
Journey we came across a sort of beer
garden near the London theater, adauls
sian to which was free. We went in. and.
as we had been doing everywhere that
night, we took meats away down
front, right under the stage,
on which, as we entered, a
very stout wsnan in green and purple
velvet was sisginl a s about a dude.
In accordance with the rules o the house
we gave an order for four beets, and
leaked about us. The usual mixture of
or-a- hss l senso, aternly omn,
-ad Imam,.atnw lads sat about us drinkin.
the mawkish beer. The stage was Nall
bt the dreaieon was smaler, and
the permoerees, mostly very large, -mams
lineoooklu ~omenMst on the steps Mad.
u dorn!ors it. They were constantly
u smadwsiches and other eatables
and dria t beer. Presently the walter
who had brought us the bees-which we
did not drink, by the way--eses to our
table with a tray on which were several
sm all trays containing-what do you
think ? Hard-boiled eggs and plums-the
forner ripe enough, but the fruit looked
like cholera In small packages. I asked
the waiter it that was all he had to offer,
and be replied, contemptuouyl : 'An't din
good enough for any gent ? what der
want? Ice cream an' strawberries' How
that combination of eggs and plums made
us laugh. We had to keave at once to
avoid a disturbane.
An Obstreper.es Cem.ssdia.
A rehearsul was proceeding placklly in
the gloomy interior of the C'aino during
the storm yesterday, says the New York
mHn. when the second comedian threw up
his head, gave a wild, untamed snort,
rushed across the stage, Jumped into a
hox, and began to kick a number of plush
colored and highly ornamented chairs
into a bewildering collection of splinters.
The first comedian, who is Jalnme K.
Powers, followed, and seising the smnall
Jackass who plays with himh by one of him
ample ears endeavored to pull him over
the edge of the box, but the ass would not
move. He lowered his shaggy head,
thereby yanking Mr. Powers into the bos,
and let his heels fly again with a crash
that sent shivers throutgh the company.
Pauline Hall climbed into the box, ad
(desmed cooing epithets into the diten
gaged earof the ass,and st, oked his shargy
neck. Meanwhile other nmemsbe of the
conrany carefully removed the furniture
which was in a general radius of the second
conedian's hind legs. Nince Miss Pauline
Hall had been carefully feeding the ass
an apple a dy during the reheral of the
"Drum Major," her cooing had mits eact
and aftra lon anul ory uv I e'd o
sus~e~n she rsuc~cetded in leading the lit
tlack Fently out of tlhe box, up the side
ase, and around through the stage door.
He resumed his place in the rt.hearsal
arain, but whenever he rolled his ears
thmhese ners of the eompany who iha.
penedi to be behie.d him scattered in a wa
that reminded the spectator of a bunch or
straw in the face of a whirlwind.
Te Cerperasl.
An Ohio republican, who was promi
nent on the stump in the last presidential
campaign. an: who is a well known apos
tIe of the high tariff gospel, told this story
of Tanner yesterday. says the New York
World: "The only time I have seen binm
of late was in the pension ofce in Wash
iaton, where I happened to be on husi
nes. He greeted me and Invited me to
his private olBee. He showed the magni
tude of the force and the perfection of
detail which rendered the transaction of
business as regular as clock work. Then
be saidl: "Would you like to see the
wheels go round ? I'm boss here, and I
ss I'l give you an illustration of it.'
Ro be st down to his desk, took his
o.iEcal pad, and wrote out a peremptory
dishare for te clerk at whose desk--.
was an tat one-he and I paused
a moamsnt in our tour of the buikline.
('aling a uniformed m~eenu er n r.
Tanner sent out the dishrarge. and in a
frw mIlutem we saw the poor fellow with
mmmigj a d . M al:
Su-- trr Mt-tt a" 3niub lfcr d
esMd6 an da -vabod to mia. Ana *&
Wmmhblat.. P#W, am belatiwiu ineiiiat:
~I was whndiwIne1 my sweat dam. raising
SW 11r 1 m - MW 1haunt to hum. tmura
OR IMPOmlaut hmmISmu. Into the mbpsit of a
mii.. A" heapv tau Co e fA raan
Im.4 at that n"Uamt passed "Ou.f Sb.
eyed r froer
out;W--;3zz erthe sMvhelter = ata m'
baroUs and to accompany ber tohe ml
deace. Mw. courteously accented the wre
vice. Having arrlved at her hoime which
wa mea th p"Mwidet's bouhse after moast
**nnrile eonavesation on the way I had
bidden her adieu amw turned to depart.
when she said, with all the sweet polite
neas of olden times.: 'To whom an I In
debted for this great kihdnees-* 'My
name ' I replied, *is Burr.' *And mine I
she added-emnotion enapowerine her &l
mnot to fantlic-'ls Hauniltoa.' I had un
k o v n Ift smarted the widow of Alexav *
,der Hamilton, our frst .ecwetary of the
treasury, who wat slain In a duel by one
whose name I unfortunately hear.
Im. Harper Ilm r.
Propersia di Rossi. a maiden of rare
beauty, waest reflnement and unusual edu
eation, mlve herself very early in li to
the study of art. "Minute tracery" was
ba. forte. The fLrt work of this giftcd
girl was earving on a peach stone the
crudel~b ion our Saviour-a work com
priing manmy fgress, executioners, diei
enwen an d eodlders, all mest ra
9, and anu e.hl le distribution
o the ups. In the eabinet of ges in
the of Florence i still to bhe seen a
cherry stone on which is carved a chorus
of saints, In which seventy beads may be
counted.
Among other women of the sixteenth
eenstury noted as soulptarso fresco painters
.anl ee.rwe one of Titian's pupils,.
Irene di. iimb I highly educated, sue
rounded luxury and with everything
beautiful abot berdevoted herself wholly
to art. Hone of her works are still extant
and she must have used her tide and en
ergies to great purpose, for she died at the
age of 1U.
The friends of a young Alhanaln have
been making life a burden to hib for
soe monaths by their hilarity, smay the E.r
pres. He Invited a young woman to at
tend a danee. He sent her lowers, and on
the night of the oceasion be arrayed bln
melft I evening dress and was already to
sally forth. pon conmudltin his watch,
bowever, he found that be lhad ten min
utee to spale. As he was very tired he
thought he would lie down and rest for a
few moment so he threw himself on the
)un. Suddenly h started up to find
that be had been sleeping. He knew that
he had just domed a mecond, but when he
looked at the time he found it was exactly
8 o'clock In the morning. The thll was
over. The girl has never forgiven hint.
Whaem Jamell Is seted.
Fros the New York Nun.
"I'll have no trouble about getting a
bearing in congreus."-Joahn L. ulsliuoa's
kffer.
Scene: Congress (mome years hence,.
npeaker-All those in favor of the nmo
tion as stated by the chair will manifest it
John L. i valln (toudl)-Not
SpeE r vosery falntlyi -The motion is
wet the Way to Lemsm a maared.
Fron the kustom Herald.
Joel Poster. who resides on the Pelhan
road in Metbhnen met with an accident
while out hunting this forenoon. His
ramrod beaame stuck In the gun bahrel.
and he endeavored to loosen It by poutxl
Inly the butt of the un on the ground.
Tel weapon was discharged, shattering
Mr. Foster. right hand Dr. McAllister
amputated the band at the wrist.
Oseateaad tae Useael.
From the New York Evenling un.
Between clerks in a big counting-house:
"Did you hear the news, George ?" "No.
what is it, Billy'.?" "The cadkier has
skipped to Canada with SIO.OUO beloenging
to tbe hobs." "Well, well, retty smlart
an't It ?" "And he also took away your
silk umbrella you left here yesterday."
"Confound the rascal
A Novel Test t (emaalaeeaess.
Fr.n the Jewekers' Weekly.
De Sneak 4to a fellow-thief, lookingl at
a tray of diamonds In the winlow of a
country jewelerr : "I'm afrakl they're not
genuine.' L~ Grahb: "Smash the glass.
PIl grah thie tray an' ren, and If tihe jw
eler don't follow we'll retulrn ther( to
him."
They lTook Advantage.
FrYmu the New York sun.
First Livery Stable Horms-Pegasuas. at
th. hour of 12 o'clock to-naiht I shall hlang
myself by ,ay halter.
Second Ditto--(I, Bucephalus ! Why?
First Horse-Because I amu so slow that
every young n.an who has a cruddlkesumn
girl wants to hire me.
(oea Legs rem la DetrsLt.
From the letr.Mt Free Press.
"Really, now," says a Detroit tailor,
"but it is wonderful how ascanr a well
proportioned pair of legs are in this day
and age. I have Bo) customers amuong the
hbeat blooed men in town, and I can t re
member more than two pairs of prrflert
legs among the lot."
How Luxury Pluames selMrof.
From the Men's a lutLtter.
Customer--These cult don't seem to Ibe
reversihle.
Clerk-No, sir. These are what are
called the self-resp.et brand.
Carriages, Buggies,
HRRNESS.
SCHUTTLER WAGONS
The MoNt elect Sb ok In Anaonda. 6g to
BARRETT & JACKY'S
MAIN RTREEr.
JELL, HILL & THERRIEN,
Contractors and Builders.
Estimates Furnished on all Classes of Work.
Some of the Finest Buildindg in Helena and Anaconda
Have Been Built by this Firm.
Oruwlm let Ise J.sbhlas at I. P. Eart' Hawdws sne wcll rw.W veo preempt antenson.
JELL, HILL & THERRIEN,
ANACONDA, - - MONTANA.
J. L. H 7 1I ILTON I.
Wholeema aund .eall deark in
Staple and Fancy Groceries and Provisions.
Goa oaod and l .w prin..
SPWCI.RL MTTWiNTION TO I]U.ILY TRLD*I
dMai Street. Ae Ace , - - - - Opposite Opera House.
I8uccessor t
I. F. IKIR BY. ..Cm,.--.
Announces the arrival of Two Car Loads of
Heatirg and Gook StoVes
FOR WOOD AND COAL.
Come and see the Handsomest Line of Stoves ever shown in this
market. Don't forget to come.
MAIN ST., - - - - ANACONDA.
B. F. MAHAN,
ORi L STRTe 7 I INING BROK~ R.
And Colleeting Anent,
First Street. Near Main.. Anaeonda. Mont.
E. JACOBSON,
Dealer in Office and House Furniture,
CROCKERY. STOVES AND FUNERAL GOODS.
I have the Finest Assortment in the city of Bed Room
Sets, Parlor Sets, Plain and Easy
Chairs, Tables, Desks, Etc.
UNDORTRKIHG IN XLL ITS BRXNCHOS.
E. JACOBSON, First Street East, Anaconda, Mont.
ANACONDA BREWING CO.
Manufacturers at
K<O lND BOTTLED BEER.
STRIGER & PAUL. Proprietors. .rewery at West Knd Fourth Street.
-RSK I. R RN CONDR BBB~R
er
rTH
MONTANA,
Anaconda, Montana.
OPENED JULY I. 1889.
(In: of the hbanlnarmel at aI must elegratly al
pojaited hotels in the United t4ats.. Thmrunmmly
fireprmnf, and pruovided with .i.vablrsa. ele-trs.
Ills, Ire arlarms. rulnnigr water, htrths, ste-ru
heat, oprun fre plurst and all mIleriro eam.*.n
teakrls. l.ana en mllt. and '.Inlad. 4 utdie and
m.nrke itrt-ly itrattaa. kate. fr(iu
$3.50 per Day. Upwards.
a.4nor1ung to s.ru antd ,harsat."r tEf rmuole
*occupI.*d.
IK.l. HA.HAt'KH iII. Manager.
ANDERSON & THOMAS.
Contractors and Builders
Haring IcAll arc p hal a sr"
to d. a gerrial
CONTRACTING AND JOBBING BUSINESS.
And Nalme Irlrltt sLre
rt Pt¢. r hlumryr.
SASH.
DOORS.
The Estes & Connell
LUMBER CO.
Largest and Iet Asertmet of Lumber ls
Deer Ledge CatIy.
I.ATII. 4nlS/l.KI. , WI.IMNwr N" .-\ Is 1 I.I .lI
I:i;,4 AI.WAY.I IN J14T4M'K.
ALL ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED.
I aik " land yar.l .war Yrnest .tr.n4. iass orf Ilt
railrmanl stal. a,. Au aiu.. a mla. SiIotatiaa.
W' \I1) S .NI *' 1. A .M' %v" I MN Ie l .
Anaconda Livery Stable
I). [. B("4I IMN KI... 11 l.a.si 1rrt .it.
Bruigie.. Saddles and I1 rNe
for hlire.
Al.rn prprr.t. r of Pa tnorr. I .U d KI
prss HIIar. I EUisni.tl.i Ir .. with
aUll Iran.
I W1. and .rallle First str-.t. An~a.um.vl.. MoYt.
THE ANACONDA NATATORIUM
I now *oprWL t the- I %aIia.
THE FINEST PLUNGE BATH IN THE STATE
Th,, water is fr..e ll tlhror s.."e f.vi4 dL.p.
awld i kL..t at :. .. ar, t.n.sll"ratur.-.
l.rrsysnt ru.*llse f.r all.
Private Baths for Thee Who Wish Them.
woba Baths ter. arthb Thakets, pear.
, .hare detr IS yurs, a rts. West sei u.1u
stret, eM b.ulrk frim lb.. naL la tel.
;I E).. H. MAVAG E. MasuIWr.
A. T. PL7 YTER.
First Street, Njear JHain, - Anaconda.
DRUGS, FANCY GOODS, ETC.
Particular Attention Given to Pre
scriptions.
ANACONDA STANDARD
SUBSCRIBE FOF IT pOW
IT IS THE LARGEST AND BEST EQUIPPED
NEWSPAPER IN MONTANA.
S7'IIi IH)Alrv STA.DAoAn has t/se most
conmplete news service in th/se NVorth
west.
In addition to the regular Associated
Press dispatches it has a special wire ex
pressvy to cover the general news from
every quarter (f the State.
The S rAt).'n.an will giv'e to its readers
evejy day all the news relating to politics
or to the business and social life of the day.
Try the S 'A.vnoARD for the campaign.
You can get it for one dollar a month.
JOHN \. PETRITZ,
WHIOI.ESALE IDEALER IN
* --INi -*
KENT.UCKY WHISKIES.
IMI'OER'FI) ANDI IWN)%I.TIC
WINES AND LIOUORS.
Pure California Wines and IBrandies a Specialty.
SOLE SHIPPER OF PABST.
Formerly Phil. Ikest 1Brewing Co.. Celebrated Milwaukee
Keg and iBottled Bleer. Also the Best Tonic.
A full line of liar Glassr.tre. Flasks. Etc.. constantly on hand.
Promp t delivery to all )part, of the city free of charge. Iremember
the place. Stune B uilding. West First Street. Anaconda. Mont..
ANACONDA FURNITURE COMPANY.
We carry the larget and best .dock of FPuriture ir tbis pass of bMiu .
Come and see Our Bed-Room Sets, Parlor Sets,
Lounges, Chairs, Etc.
Upbolsterig and all kinds of repairing pmprt done. We invite sey tof
spect our stock of
- CRRP rTS-- -
The arest maemaortst and best gods i town. The oaly eol.esbly FVummhi
stUse In PA1naeod~.
P. ."CIVIrnBTH. Pad