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THEANACONDA STANDARD: TUESDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 21, 1890. WONDIROF THE ADIRONDACKS. ALimited l.ipr*M Trmln m a Hallway HaitiKatln4^ ^^! W^.^Fn.ni Hm v ^' VorM Sua. ()n^ of the wornler* ^f ^^^^ Adirondack*^U a |^irubli^ railroad on tbo road from^B.^onville la ilie Fulton chain of Mates.^The railroad, which i^ only eight mile*^leas. U entirely built of loft, errn t.. Mm^mils, over which a *n)ali dummy engine^and oue pa^^*iii.er car, ra|^uhle of aceoin-^modalmg twenty-lire passengers, make*^two tri|w daily. Theroad it right in the heart of tin^treat Adirondack forest. It baa done a^thriving bu*inew tin* summer, aa many^tourist* have gone out of their way for the^a^|^re^i |^in^'^^^ of aeeine :t and ei|ieri-^ancinftiM novelty of riiling- over it. it^usually tak^ ^ nil hour and a half la m i).,^tin- trip from Mi^om^ river to Minnehaha,^from one end of the roail to the other, a^distance of light mile*. This is consid^^ered ra|^id lr.msi^ hy the officials, und^such good time is only mado under llie^uioat farorahlecireuawtaiicea. Kecentlythe railia had deluged the^country and threatened to float the rail-^roads and r--iliiifcr slock into Moose river^^lid off down s!r.'*m. The w^*len rails^bad lieeii thoroughly aatiinlod with water,^ami were wet an.I slip|^'0'. Win-never a^alight nidinfi was reached the train in^^variably was stalled, anil the conductor,^who also acted in the capacity of ula'ion^agent, brakeman, switchman, and tin^^man, was accustomed to invite all hands^loi:^ i..111 and put their sh uldera tu tin^Wheel and pusli tin tram up hill. ForIbis privilege the p.i^M.iigors paid^fl an I hail 11^' ple.i^ ire .^( 1 .ding free. Af^^ter one of these very anlu us spell, of^pushing an eigln-ton engine and pa-M-n-^fer-ear up a heavy grade the paaaengers^emtiarked and the conductor pleasantly^remarked that ^it was plain sailing now^the rest of tht journey. Scarcelyhad the engine traversed KCi^feet when a hound owned by a eportsmaii^one of the few |^asseugrra alward.aeellU-d^deer tracks, and jumping from the train^look to the woods. As the hound was a^valuable atiinml the owner of it insisted^tbat the train should he atomicd nnd all^bands turn out anil search for him. Atfirst then- was a feeble protest, hut^the owner of the dog carried the day. The^train was stop|*^d and all hands joined^Dim 111 pursuit of the brute. It required^Jast one hour and ten mnuiies to recover^the hound, ami then the engineer impa^^tiently whistli-d all hands alHiunl. For the^ninety-second tune the tram was under^Way again. This time she succeeded in^traversing _i^^ feet, when -'lap! What'sthe matter nowshouted a^big man with a very' red nose. Nothing^only the forwanl truck of tho paasenger^ear had jurii|Msl lint track. Agaiu all the^lianils disembarke! and after an hour's^limiting, tugging, sweating, and shouting,^MM . ^ Med in righting lb* derailed truck.^The Limited axpri on the Fulton Chain railro.nlmada the trip mail day in some^^thing less than live hours. So much for^traveling in the Adirondarks. I'aluUnga ( at He.I. Apoliceman on the north side is in it^tlili iiiina, says tl,, I'hie.igo 'in' .... II.^U between two lire* and has re|h^rnd th.^rase to hi* captain, who is having some^fun with him, although the bobby doesn't^know it. The captain's story is as fol^^lows : 1he officer sent me wonl that he^wanted to see me on private business and^of course I told 111111 to come right in. He^closed the door and stated his case, flu^bis lieat are a devilish hoy and a young^lady, each a member of a tlrst-elaaa, high-^toned family. The young lady'* weak^^ness cori-ists 111 taking ri all lie -f i^^kittens ili.it come Mbam her MMM, si,,^bus brought Up several successfully ami Ithose that have died under her treat^^ment have received can ful sepultun1.^A running Maltese was her 1 ileal and she^wa* tiniisnally attentive to it. T, i^doesn't like raata. Hoys narar do. The^only use a !^^^^ I . ^ lor.^ cat is to worry it.^This hoy's father is having his house^painted red and of course the painters^doing the jcl^ leave their p unt op the^gmuiiil over night. I*bs other afternoon^the v made this discovery and of course^the first thing lie thought of was thai here^wa* his chance lo make his mark. Sin^^gularly enough, at that moment the Mal^^tese |n I of the young lady was prowling^'slowly o'. r the lea.' The sight of the cat^the discovery of the |stint and the rcaolu-^tlon to do something rushed oh the hoy^simultaneously. It i^ pot likely that^be formed any logical plan lo^not feet his scheme. He wouldn't^have been a bay if ho had. Hut^if he had it would have been some^^thing like this: 'If I am going lo make a^success ..f ilns thing I'll take the cut in^with inc.' He sci/^ il the cat atld beg in to^streak it with red. I he job didn't suit^him, so he chin ked it Into tat pot of paint^up to its ears, pulled it out and turned it^loose. It slnick for home, of course. The^young lady bad the usual contortions^which a sight of this sort would naturally^produce.^ She would never have known^the cause of it, however, if the lioy hadn't^met her one day ami said, a* he shut hi*^eye, 'That kitten ,.f yours has lieeii |^allll-^in' the town red, ain't if ^ The policeman^oil that l^eai has been notilied, and he^doesn't know what to do. He says'the^two families are such foine |k'o|^h^. and^he would rather I'd change his boat thin^evuipcl him lo take a hand ill the uffair.' Thellrst I le Mr ( on III Tllluk Of. Fromtin' National Weekly, Iwill never go down town with you^again,^ said .111 apparently neglected wife^lo her spouse as they wi re ^pnelly mean^^dering down tho crowded thoroughfare. Whaton earth luivc I bei n guilty of '.^'^exclaimed the busliand. Then-is not u woman that |m**e* us^but w hat you turn around ami ga^^ after^her. Well,my dear, 1 was only looking up^a spring style of bonnet. ''Pardonme, my dear.^ replied the lady.^^How cruel of in,, to judgeyou so harshly.'' ANew Term Meaning Cuusplrary, Fromthe Jewelers' Weekly. ProfessorI to law class i-If A., B., C,^P., V... F., li. and II. agree together to^i plunder the public treasury by means of^forged vouchers, what would you denomi^^nate the collll.lliutioll V Hurulahllrighl la jeweler'* aon)^ An^initial ring, sir. TheWrong Tire, FromHie IMroit Free Pre**. Ahoy of h or ii came out of nn nlley^off ( hamplain street yestenlay with tears^in his eyes and a limp in each leg, and a^Il tall w ho was 11 iNsinjj stopped to say : lleentiring off u toy cannon und got^hurt, eh'.^' X^no, sir. Haven'tyou fired off anything^^^^N no. Well,wh it's the matter'.'^^^1 was after pigeons and a fellow fired^me oil . Al.lKhthoiise liis|h^etor. FromSmith. tir*^ .1 ^ ^^.'^ Monthly, Hello,Su^i^|iior, what huvu you been^doing all winter 1 tlb, I've liecn inspector of the light-^hrHlses. SoVI didn't hear of your appoint^^ment. Well,it wasn't announced. I hacked^the Harm Ion' o|^cra company on its wetl-^ern lour. THEAHIZONA KICKER. Western KdltorUI Llfs I* fall of hur-^^ prises. Fromthe Detroit Free 1'rrss. AFoousit I DBA.^Certain people in^this town ana in the habit of shooting into^the A'le'-ei office every night or two, in^hopes to riddle iis. Sometime* they fthoot^through n window and sometimes through^a door, and although tin \ have always^wasted their leud we are grow ing tin .I of^the operation. It is a foolish idea to sup- I we sh i p in any spot in tlf- llceon two successive nights, and if these^would-h* a*aa**in* haven't got censn^enough to haul off we shall go into sin-^bush outside MM night and gather a^cou|de more subjects for our private^graveyard, GivimiHim a Show. During tho^^ftarnooa of Wednesday last, while^out with tho boys on a great^rabbit hunt in Strawlierry valley, we *ev-^erul times felt the ^ li.// of bullets, uml^wondered who could he so can-less. It^seemed that ex-Aid. Johnson, who was^forced to resign w hen the A'icA'i' ^bowed^him up as a Iu-iIm. taker, wasn't shooting^at jack rabbits, but at us. He sent at least^half a dojen bullets in our d i reet ion be^^fore the isiys caught on to him. 1 h.-n^ili. ^ would have hung him up hut for us.^WebeUere In giving evet/budy a show^mil West. We believe that is the way to^build up the country. Wo begged John-^sou oil ami gave him a show to re|m-nt of^the error of Lis ways, ami we ho|^u he will^have sense em .ugh to protlt by it. If not,^he will In' found playing pendulum tOMM^morning from the limb of n Iris^. Kxplan\iokv. -The third column of^the second page of this issue will be found blank,li is not our fault. Col. John Ky^loff, one of tht* old pioneers of this town,^died last week, and liis widow sent in an obituarynotice winch Just filled 111 - num.We thought il rend pn'lty strung^when we set it up, but as the colonel was^the lliirtl man to suhscrilM-to this pu|m-r^ami pay ill advance we intendi-d to let it^slide. The forms were all ready for the^press when a detective arrived from Port-^laud to identify the colonel as a thief, vin-^Im //ler, bigamist anil all-anximl bjgel man.^His proof* were so straight that we hadn't^the cheek to publish the obituary. We^sent a Isspiet to the widow with our com^^pliment*, but that was the Ik'sI we could^do. Tillv OiuKiTKH. The :^_^ hands over on^Smith A Wiley's ranch are easily slum^^ped! d. line of thfi.i is mimed Haddon,^and two or three week* since we com^^mented on the si/e of his mouth. We did^It entirely in his praise, as we Ix lievc linn^lo be the only man m Arizona who cm^hold a pint of water in hi* mouth. Hi*^friends got a wrong impression, however,^ami the other afternoon the whole crowd^rodeoveronapersoii.il visit. We didn't^go off Itshiiig because ihey were coming;^it was simply a coincidence. We didn't^borrow a mule ami go oil on a gallop Isv-^cause we didn't want to .see the boys, but^In . iiise we wi re limited a* lo time. We^didn't wait till innInight to return because^w e had any fear, but the fish bit so well^we dated to leave 'em. Some day when^the eowboys have tune ami we have time,^and everything is all right, we shall hope^for a long visit and a friendly chat. IllsNtylc Too. Fromthe ll.ol.-n Transcript. Sleeker!Tee, ^ir, I always keep a^diary. And there never was an entry in^thai diary which 1 would have been^ashamed that my mother or my sister^should see. KnUiin Some here. 1 used to put dow n^'candy' for cigars und 'sundries' for^drinkables. TheNorthern Paeiae liailroad com^^pany's freight ami ticket office bus been^removed lo No. i t l ast Hroudwuy, ad^^joining the St. Nicholas hotel. BONDSAND STOCKS. Ii^ and Itowa* In Market Value* on the^New York 1 it Image. Nf.wYokjc, Oct. 'file wipiug out^of the entire aurplus of the bank reeerree^again, as sbowu by the statement of Sat^^urday, once more bring* a momentary^question before Woll ^treet and the un-^aaaineei and calculation* of the habitues^of the street are again hinged upon the^probability of easy money, or reverse.^The iM-itrs worked hud to-day and the^temper of the market was weak and de^^clining throughout. Final change* in^most of the list, while almost invariably^in the direction of low i r figure*, are for^small fraction*, and lb* only importuut losseswere in Loin Mile .' Nashville'.., t'nionPacific \%, Hurlington A Quincy^111 and Hock Inland 11 j per cent. Governmentbond* dull utid steady to^firm.^Closing stock*: ItT.H.1'1 reginteted^i f. ^. |'| cnii|Kiu.. r.S.4Vlec. ...^I . S 4', eouts^D.. Pacific(i s Auierk'auKxpreu IQMeaa Pai iflr Ialla'til ^olitliern. OeBtralI'acilic.... Iturluiiftoa Kiekasaunu Ihiivrrfc I; 0.... H. L II W Flic Kansas^; Texas.. LakeMlore bonis.A Nash...,^Mlcliuoin i niir.lL^Miss..im Pai-ittc.^Nurtlirru Pacittc. u.l.i min^in 7i ):.^IP,^44 R ii't ii. M 71',^II i^lis . NI^. preferred... '.-.llhweslem v.\V. lireferred.. n\ f 'ciilral in-.-, .li I In pm't ..^1111 ...11 Navig'u . IIslii.lt I.iiio \..i1IiAmrricaa.. la. Hi.' Mall Kr.l'llllg heckblaml tPaul strata ^ oniaha^I,mis Pacific iiiiou Mm i. p. nil fined ... I. k. I vples* FargolAiires*....^U ^ -'.--i n t umn...^Am. i ollou Ud... n lOTMjl as ,^MM^^i !1 Si M\I ( itf* -'' 2S i' Bhj SI MGNTHNH- LUMBERAND PRODUCE CO. -DEALERSIX- ItoatonMm I, Market. Bamm,Oct. -ai. The following were^the closing quotation AlehfcTfk, 1st 7* W M \ len. root... Mi ^hwl unit ^ ... ^^ horid s^'rip iiiilmail^ 1st inor. bus BtirhiiftouIl'.sn IMcgO IS MoneyM u ket. Ni.wYork, Oct. l i. - Money on call^easy at .'lo 5 per cent. Prunemercantile paper. RJiftS. SterlingExchange Quiet ami steady;^CO day bills, tUOW; demand, ei.SU. Hursilver^ll.UH. LondonM| Market. London,Oct 30. i losing: Consols,^money, N 7-16; naeounVN O-lti; Daamd Suitesis, 131; iVfa, pal.^Har silver, i'^'i^l p^ i - unco.^Money, not leudahlc. Petroleumiiurket. NkwTOBKa Oct. IX Petroleum closed^dull, Pennsylvania spot oil closing at JthsL MissoulaFire Clay, BRICK^ TILE CO. Lumber,Lath, Shingles, Doors, Windows and Mouldings. Wholesaledealers in FLOUR. Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Hay, Grain, Feed, and Hard^and Soft Coal. Agents Continental Oil Company. We carry in Stuck a Full Line of BAIN^ MITCHELL WAGONS FromQuartz Gears to light Spring Wagons. Also Clark, Perry, Studebakcr and STANDARDBUGGIES AND CARRIAGES. Anda full line of Road Carts of best makes. Garden City, Clipper and Chilled Plows. A ful.^line of Peters and Morley Bros.' Concord Harness. Smith, Worthington ft Co.'s Carriage, Buggy and^Track Harness. Saddles, Whips, Robes and Dusters, and everything pertaining to this. IWirCalland look through our stock. It is complete in all the different lines, and we defy com^Petltlon-J. T. CARROLL, Manager. HIGCINS WESTERNBANK Missoula,Mont O.I'KI'l'AHl), Pre*.. CHAS. MUKTON, V.^lie*.. UKOeWI i M v. Secy.,^I!, w. AXtiBniNK, Treat. Thisrompiiny 1* MeV prepare* to fill order*^f.u Klre clay on th il notice. Ahal\Kii^proven our article to com |. u e favorahlv w^h^ani . lay iluead In the . uuuiry. TEUMd OSAITI U'UTO.N. CorrespondenceWith t ie Secretary Solicited. ExchangeDrawn on^the Principal Cities^of the United States^and Europe. InterestPaid on Time Deposits. BIELENBERGXCO Wholesaleand Retail Dealers IX Beef,Mutton and Pork, GH7VY.E,ETC. MainStreet, ^ ^ - Anaconda W.C. HAYNES, LIYERYAND FEED STABLES TransientStock Carefully Cared for. First-c/assTurnouts AkderatcPrices! FirstStreet. East of Main. Ana -..ii.la, Mont. +NEHL St SON. +^NEWSDEALERS AND CONFECTIONERS. Cgars, Tobacco and Produce.^flUST KTI'KKT, ^ ^ ^ ANACilMi.V FirstNational Bank OFHELENA. PioneerNational Dank-of Montana ORGANIZEDIN 1866. DesignatedDepository of U. S. Paii up Capital, - $500,000^Surplus ami Profits, $600,000 S.T. HAVs'EItPrenlilent A..1 |i.\\ Is Vlre-l'rewlent K.w. kmi.iitCariuef T.II. KI.HIW IIMIliTAwlMant ^ a.hter UEU,11. Hll.lSei .111.1 AskUtaut lahnlcr BOAjtOOK DIRBCTOM : S.T HMNMr,^A. M. 11. Her,^Onni ill* MiiHrt, 1.II. KlI111tl.lt. T.I',lliwrr. .i11i111('. Curtlti,^II. a. llainillon.^^|. K. Allen.^11 - v M. ran hen, 11.-Bikini; hutLicts transacted. Interea) paid011 lime deponltii. $40FOR A LOT t^BEiisa ii WHYSTAND YE HERE ALL THE DAY IDLE^ $40FOR A LOT THEOPPORTUNITY OP THE HOUR IS HT HHND --INVESTMENTS MADE JUST NOW IN IDHHOFHLLS REHL ESTHTE WillYield 10, 20, 50 and 100 Per Cent. Town Lots that can be Purchased in the New Town For$40 will sell in Less than 12 Months Time for $100 or More. + WARRANTY DEEDS AND A PERFECT ABSTRACT OF TITLE GUARANTEED. * AWATER POWEfToM5),ooo HORSE. INVESTMENTSMADE IN THIS NEW TOWN ARE SAFE AS DEPOSITS IN A SAVIN(xS ] JANKe OverSeventy-five People in Butte and Anaconda Have Already Purchased Propertyin this NEW CITY OF DESTINY. tF~ALarge 4-story FLOURING MILL Built of Stone already Completed and^Running Day and Night. Isthe Railroad Center of Eastern Idaho and in the Very Center of Over 300,-^000 Acres of Rich Irrigated Farming Lands. YOUARE RESPECTFULLY INVITED TO CALL AND SEE US. $40FOR A LOT B.C. VINSON, Solicitor, Room9, Montana Hotel, Anaconda. WILLISG. EMERSON, Gen'l Agent, Rooms18 ^ 20, St. Nicholas, Butte. Mont. $40FOR A LOT