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THEANACONDA STANDARD, SATURDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 3; iSox
THEANACONDA STANDARD.
PUBLISHED EVERY DAY IN^THE YEAR.
Deliveredby rnrrl-r or null at ten dollars
year,throe dollar* a quarter or^one dollar a mouth.
THESTANDARD
I*the only dally n^w^naper with tdfraph dis^^patch ^^ In Iv-er l/shr* county. It print*^mure leli graphic new* than any other^n^w^]gtper In Montana.
Correspondenceand butlno** letter* should bo
addressedto
THESTANDARD^Corner of Main nnd RM Street*, Anaconda.
WrtHI.I'Al'KB OF DEEB LODGE COUNTY.
SATl'KDAY.DKt'F.MHKR 3. IK).'.
DtATHOF JAY GOULD
.lay^lnuld wan one of the remark^^able men of the century. He was a^type uni1 0IK' sense, the forerunner^of a class of millionaires peculiar to^Vnited States. 11 is was distinctively^n nonius for money-making. This was^his life work and he addressed himself^to it with the marvelous insight, the^almost supernal uraI penctrat ion, tho^masterly skill nnd judgment of the per-^feet artist. As Napoieon waged war. .lay^Could waged llnatice. He was actuated^solely Iiy the spirit nf conquest. He^planned great campaigns and he seldom^tailed to carry them to a successful^issue. Fertile in resources and strate^^gical mauoeuvors, daring in concep^^tion, vigorous and decisive in action^.lay tiould fought his way through the^world, sometimes forcing his enemies^to an unconditional surrender without^striking a blow, crushing them when^^ever they arrayed themselves in active^opposition.
Thostory of Jay (build's life is^pretty well known. His boyhood^career has been told over and over^ngain How in IH.'*1 be was born at^St rait mi's 1'alls, X. V., the son of a^farmer and country storekeejier; bow^lie dilTered from tho common run of^farmer.-.' boys in no respect save that^lie was more than ordinarily utiula as^mid reticent: how be invented bis^famous mouse trap: bow at 17 bo lie-^came a grocer's clerk and made bis^first deal in real estate; how at 111 be^ligured as a civil engineer, surveying^mid mapping the count y of Delaware in^his native state: how be next went into^the tannery business at 1'hiladclphia^and soon became sole proprietor of the^concern: how in Is.V.i, being only :i:i^years old, he began to speculate in^A\'all street in railroad stock, turning^himself into a sort of a curb-stone^broker: all this is familiar history.^1'ew men have bad the biography of^their early days published bo repeat^^edly or so widely. There seems to lie^a universal fascination ill the study of^a millionaire's youth.
Whentiould made his modest debut^in Wall street bis means were limited,^nnd bis ipiartcrs in New York most^unpretentious. From the very llrst.^however, he had tho reputation of^being a successful man: and this was^of itself an amount of capital not^easily estimated. He never smoked,^drank, nor gambled, and was always^on the alert for business. During the^war he profited largely by the sale of^gold mid of stocks.and took advantage^of eveiy defeat or succss of the union^army, l.ong before the close of the^struggle be was said to be a million^^aire. ^If the truth of this conjecture^there seems ample evidence, for soon^lifter he went into the F.rie railroad^comnanv. that corporation owed him^8H.UiU.Usi. Alter making a great deal^nf mom v through the skillful bund^^ling of I'rie stock, bis next successful^venture was in the pun base of '..'.Yiiui^shares of Cleveland and I'ittsburg,^when he improved the road, doubled^the 111:11 ket \alue of (be stock, and^leased the property, netting about a^Millfc n and a half profit.
In|s7a (loiild wcut into the I'nion^1'aeilic, buying a vast number of^shares at ill, for wlrch he bits since^realized'.'.1. The same gigantic pro^port ions and success have characterised^all bis later venturcsalso. II is purchioe^of an Mormons amount of Wabash,^lit less than ^', the consolidation of the^road, the : ise 111 the stock, and the buy^^ing of an incredible amount of Kansas^and Texas, at a figure which has^lloub i d 1111 into a profit sixfold greater^than tbr price lie paid lias netted him^many additional millions. All through^IsTtl. and up to the close of IsTS, ho^was purcliasini; I nge lines of the low-^price stocks which, as if by magic. lie-^gan to rise 111 value the moment he^touched them. His operations in rail^^roads and telegraph lines during the^last ten or a dozen years are too cele^^brated to need re|H^t itioll.
.laytiotihl's wealth was roughly esti^^mated at glUi.iHKl.uni by some it was
ji'a1 at a quarter of a million more.
railingit BtOOJJOOJJOa, Mi. tiould^was the second richest man in^the world, the first place beng^held bf William Waldorf Astor. whose^wealth is commonly quoted at i*I.Vi.-^BOffjDim Itut the present generation of^Astors inherited about all their money,^while tiould started out in life with^hardly a dollar, Tho vastness of^tiould's laches may lie lictter appre^^ciate'! by contrast. The richest man^in all Kngland is the Duke of W est^muster, wlnee possessions foot up
only(MKl.iThe aggregate wealth
ofthe Rotbncuilda is enormous, but no^one nu mber of the lamily is wonli^HB than tMi'.i'^^^^^^. The wealth of^all tlicsi 1 i ^ 1 MM. of the (lid World^represents the accumulations of sev^^eral lifetimes, in home instances of^*evera! centuries, .lay (iould amassed^his ^flU.i,UUO,.AW ill the space, of thirty-
twoyeeri, and furthermore he ^made^^it all himself.
tiould'sachievement is unparalleled^in history. Judge by results, he was^the greatest financier the world has^produced. His influence was power^^ful and far-reaching. As a litigant^his marked success often led to the^suspicion that his Influence in tho^courts was greater than should le^possessed by any man not absolutely^on the bench. As a sharp and success^^ful general, ho doubtless considered^that all was fair in war and stopped at^nothing to accomplish his purposes.^Xot so dangerous as he could have^been, (ionhi was feared and in many^quarters cordially hated. His genius^was universally acknowledged, but bis^character compelled no admiration.^He was one of the great men that the^world can best afford to spcre.
Thellutte Hoard of Trade should^rise from the dead long enough to re^^mark that w bile the newspapers and^politicians of the state are apportion^^ing the various state institutions, the^school of mines would look mighty^well 011 one of Iluttc's hills. Two^cities thus far have declared their^readiness to accept this institution,^and while llutte manifestly has unsur^^passed qiialillcatious for tho location^of the school, it is not to bo exju'eted^that it can be had without tho asking.
SILViRBOW'S SCHOOL BONDS
Thevoters of school district Xo 1,^Silver How county, will to-day de^^termine the question whether the dis^^trict shall lie bonded for HMUI.UK) for^school purpose.! or not. This school^district comprises nearly the entire^populous portions id' the county, the^voters of llutte, Walkerville, Ccntcr-^Ville, Fast Hutte, Parrot, Meaderville,^South Hutte, Centennial precinct, Tra,-^vnuaaud Ktitchcrtow 11, being entitled^to vote on the question. The |H-opleof^Silver How county have never yet re^^fused to grant any sum that has been^asked for its schools, and it is not^likely that the project will be defeated^to-day. Still, MM opposition has Ix-en^expressed the opposition directing it^^self not against bonding for whatever^may be needed for school purposes,^but against bonding for an amount^much in excess of the present needs.^There is no doubt that the fast increas^^ing school population of Hutte and^vicinity demands greater facilities^for the school children, and^from no source has there arisen^a breath of opposition agaimt^granting everything necessary to ren^^der the schools of llutte as comfort^^able uud commodious as those of any^city. The opposition that has bten^expressed objects to bonding for l*|UI,-^um when only Ns# is at present^needed. The opposition argues that^the 873.1 mo derived from the sale of^the central school property should he^Millie lent for tho present board^to expend without the addi^^tional tMUI.um utkud. The trus^^tees admit that only Jj.2d.0rl is now-^required, but they state that tfcjt jiecu-^liar law in the matter will not MMnfll^the district to bond again, and they^argue that therefore the district should^bond for a sum large enough to meet^contingencies for years in the future.
Itdoes not up|iear at present that^the opposition has develo|^ed enough^strength to make a successful ti^ht^against the proposition, if, in fact, any^contest at the polls is contemplated.^It is safe to say tint if the bonding^scheme were seriously wrong, the con^^servative sense of the property owners^of the district would long before this^have united into an opposition that^would swamp the plan.
Itis to be desired that there be as^full an expression as possible by the^voters id' the district on the bonding^proposition. I iifortiiuately. the polls,^placed as they are in the High school^building in Fast llroadway. are located^at too remote a point from the trav^^eled thoroughfares to inaUe them^easily accessible. Had the trustees^seen lit to establish the polling place^at the court house, the city ball or^some other central point, there would^PB I much fuller expression of views^by the voters. It is also to lie re^^gretted that there is only one polling^place for a voting popuhltiong which^includes nearly all the county. Hut in^spite 1 f tho inconvenience of reaching^the polls, the voters of the district^should make it their duty to turn out^and express themselves for or against^a proposition which is of great im^^portance to every taxpayer.
Ifthe bonding proposition passes to^^day the people of the district may con.^gratulate themselves that, while the^sum of money to l^e ^oted Is a large^one, the board of school trustees is^fortunately composed of nun who are^generally recognized as honest citizens^and who have the reputation of being^goed business managers. If the pro^^position dees not pass, the M6,000^needed will bo raised by a special^school tax. the desired improvements^111 school facilities will Im^ obtained^just the same, and apparently it wid^nut matter much to anyone.
OUf FOR WALKtRV LLb^Xot satisfied with the taste of poli^^tic* which it bad 111 the recent cam^^paign, the people's party of Mlver How^county is out to capture Walkerville.^The party's leaders declare there^will be no disbanding of forces,^and they announce that Walkerville^will be captured firs; and then they^will get in line for Matte's spring elec^^tion. A year ago in Walkerville the^populists first entered the tie'.d of poli^^tics, combining with the democrats.^The fusion ticket was beaten, however,^William i:. Hall, the republican candi^^date, hcing elected mayor.
Thisyear, however, the jioopte's^party believes it can win alone.^Charles W. llaiiscoin w ill probably le^the party's nominee for mayor, al^^though this is not yet m tiled. I In-
partyis encouraged to believe it can^carry the city from the vote of the^various parties in that city at the re^^cent election. The vote of the three^precincts of Walkerville on governor^was: Kennedy, people's party, 272;^Hukards, rep., 244; Collins, dem.,^l^i. The people's party had a larger^vote in Walkerville than either of the
Iother parties, but not so large as the
jtwo combined. The party's leaders^declare that they can cast as large a
ivote again, and even in cose of a fu-^sion between republicans and demo-
Icrats, believe they can make the elec^^tion decidedly interesting.
Hepiiblicansin Walkerville are man^^ifestly wary of accepting the challenge^of the populists, but from present ap-^jK'arar.ces they will be forced into^making a hot campaign or surrender^unconditionally.
BALLOTBLUNDERS.
Ithas been suggested that the form^nf ballot in use 111 Montano might be^improved by arranging the candidates^of each party in groups so that an elec^^tor w ho desires to vote his party ticket^straight might l^c able to do by mark^^ing a cross in a designated place at^the top of the group, instead of going^through the whole ballot and picking^out bis party's candidates as he finds^thorn hero and there--as at present he^is compelled to do. The suggestion is^worthy of attention, but it would ap-^poar from the result in Ohio that even^this plan is not an absolute preventive^of mistakes.
In(ihio to vote a struight democratic^ticket under this plan, formerly it was^necessary only to place a cross opposite^the name ^Democratic Ticket^ at the^head of the list of candidates. This^year, ow ing to the tendency of voters^to drop down one line in their marking^and designate the name of the llrst^candidate, thus erroneously voting only^for him, the law was amended to direct^that the cross for straight tickets must^bo placed in circles printed for that^purpose at the tops of the ballots. It^was feared from the llrst that many^would neglect to comply with the new-^regulation, and would place their^marks at the side of ticket at tho top,^thinking to vote it straight. Moth re^^publicans nnd democrats made that^Very mistake, but the democrats, it ap^^pears, got the worst of it The demo^^crat w hose nanio api^eared at the top^of the democratic group of presidential^electors is elected by more than 2,000^majority over the republican who^beaded the republican group. He was^the only democrat elected, hut it is^believed that all twenty-four would^have been victorous were it not for tho^obvious error mentioned.
InMassachusetts, on the other hand,^tho republicans claim that Coventor^RtaMM was elected through the mis-^tikes of republican voters. One thing^seems certain, no matter in what form^the ballot may In-, mistakes will lie^made, some through ignorance, hut^more, perhaps, through carcleesnass.^The object to be attained should lie the^utmost simplicity consistent with ab^^solute secrecy. Despite the Ohio inci^^dent, the plan of grouping the candi^^dates of each party by themselves^meets with the most general approval.
REMARKS BY THE 8OCKLES8.^The l opull.l. of Kansas Likely to Tola^Will, tbe Ilemocrsts.
fromthe Washington Post.
Thepeoplo'a party will have about tho^same representation in tho next congress^that they had In this. Tho exact num^^ber is not, however, Belt led. a* there are^two or throe districta in doubt.^ Thua^spoke Jerry Simpson, of Medicine Lodge,^K ill*., who is the llrst of the populist^members of congress to return to the city^after the arduous duties of the recent^campaign. Mr. Simpson is heartily In^favor of an extra aeaaion of congress.^^If,^ aaid he, ^the present tariff ia a rob^^bery, oa ia alleged, why not revise it a*^soon a* pnsaibls^ Personally, I am in^favor of a material reduction in the tariff^duties that are now in force.
Mr..Simpson intimated that the repub^^licans might capture the legislature of his^slate. ^It all depends.^ aaid he, ^on tho^decision of an election tie in Coffeo^county. There is a tic there between the^people's party candidate and tho republi^^can, which will bo decided by lot. If tho^republicans got tho district it will give^1I10111 control of the house of ronrosenta-^tivusovor tbe combined strength of tho^democrats and the third party people. Wo^have a majority in tho senate of six, but^if tho republicans secure control of tho^lower house they will not hesitate to throw^out enough men liters of tho third party to^give them a majority on joint ballot. Tho^people's party could of course retaliate by^unseating republican senators, but for^every senator that wo unseated the repub^^licans would unseat live members of tho^lower house, und wo would gain nothing^in the end.
Kvonif tho republicans gain the legis^^lature it is not at all certain that Mr. Per^^kins will he returned,^ continued Mr.^Simpson. ^He was rendered unpopular^by reason of the circumstances surround^^ing his appointment by the governor, nnd^it looked to the people of the state as if^Coventor Humphrey had made a political
ibargain. So far us Mr.l-'iinston is concerned
|an effort w ill l^- made to unseat him, as it^is charged that there w as considerable
'irregularity in his vote, and as his majority^is hut 7! 1 it can be easily seen how ho may
'ho affected by a contest.
A*far a* he himself was concerned Mr.^Simpson said that he had not yet decided^whether lie would or would not be a can^^didate for United States senator. Ho de^^nied emphatically that ho had ever said to^any one, as bad Ixten rc|H^rted, that he de^^clared that tho people's party had fulfilled^its mission und ought now to disband.^The rupture between tho people's parly^nnd the republicans is so hitter that Mr.^Simpson says ho docs not roc how tho^members of that party enn vote with the^republican* oil any matter, und for that^reason lie expects to seo them vote with^the democrats on the question of tho or-^gatiization of the ncxr house.
IN THE OLD YELLOW STAGE.
Mis.iniln'sFuture.
Fromthe Mont.-uia Alliance.
l'.\eryinterest ^f our city now requires^that however humble the citizen his duty^lies in unquestioned loyalty to Missoula.^Weave pausing through our darkest his^^tory, but lieyotid and near nl hand wo sco^the light of prosperity shining, nml if each^will but do his share, however little, tho^day will bo hastened when we will^enter on the upward movement^that w ill be lasting. Our great capitalists^ore preparing enormous investments in^standard improvements, ami all labor will^a^J Is'iii litt d thereby, four through lines^of railway will center here, in the spring^a great dam v ill bo thrown across the^river at the mouth of the canyon which^will give thousands of horse power for^factory piii-|s^so*; the state university will^be hx-ntcd in this city and altogether tho^future is bright, indeed.
TALK OF THE TIMES.
Itis not a theory but a how ling mob of^otliec-scekcrs that confronts the president^^elect from now on. Chittiya TriUune.
Thecable dispatch from London an^^nouncing that fork is under water seems^to need some further conllrtuation.^^^aSBH* //er.n'if.
Theonly very bod thing about this co|.^lege foot hall business is the betting.^That is vulgar, demoralizing and indefens^^ible. Urcning IFueoasIa,
Alarge nunilior of Knglish women are^now riding astride of their horses uhilo^bunting. This is another triumph for tho^bicycle. MM sWM*WjW^t
Mrs.lease's votes in the Kansas legis^^lature w ill Iw'iir a resemblance to llelwell^and CrantlH'* support in the electoral col^^lege. Kiin*o* i'lty 7'iMie*
Somehowa ballot system that disfran^^chises thousands of voters in Ohla and^Massachusetts is not exactly what it is^cracked up to be. VUtt 7/c i-u/d, iv;^.
Thespectacle of Matt Qua) h-curing^before ihe University of I'etiusyhauia oil^^Practical Polities'- is enough 10 make an^angel ^ cop. /iiviii'itir /Unit /.
|la\ eport says he will hold on to his^ottice until legislated out. With tins^knowledge in his possession will Mr. D.ina^continue to oppose nil extra session
11seMMfass / ssfc
Sincethe onslaught of the ofllee-si 1 kers^it Is thought that Mr. Cleveland know*^just how the center rush li-cls when struck^by 1 ho apex of the Hying V. -CfetMfS
ilMif'^.
Therepublican party will turn over^every depariinent of government m com^^plete running order, with every pulley^gna-eil nml not a wreck in sight. 1 ai-^cui/o inksr * IsSSMs,
Itis a sad blow to the base ball player^to have the magnates reduce the s: i| end^to jL'.loo a year barely twice what an#t^iliniiidv able preacher receives, t-t. l\iul
Ir / v....
QaScrtiot-cloctRichards will have less^tlmi a half dozen offices at his di-po-al.^About L'. .'k^' republicans have applied for^them ami there ure still two Bt three hun^^dred precincts to hear from. Afev-eulu^I^. maceaC
five liiin treil ini es en the cars^Anil ten 011 the old yellow sta^c;^l-'ivo Iniuilrcil miles Iti 'io.^Anil ten In notlier ic'c.^A Ion;;, smooth rtde mi the ears.^Inn a Joyful one 011 the .lace.^We iov at the long steep hills.^We uuiglial the stony road.^At the inoHiiltig, groanliu ^ heel*^XVe laugh at III* heavy mails.^There's warmth on the tying cars,^lint Joy on the old yellow slug^.
Outof the little quaint town^At the end of III - railway lino.^Out 1 a 1 the o|i| red Inn^\Vith its snln'.-liiv old red sign.^That (sung theie twenty ^eir^ ago,^W hen there was no railway lino.^(Ivor the covered bridge^Thai crosses the little stream.^To Hie Ian of the llrst high rulgs^That irlves us our snftinf look^At the little mining town^At the cud of the railway Unci.
Overa rooky road
Inlas las) ten happy mile^.
Hutevery lump, ion ami mm
lias1 :tl^ answering smiles.
Fortlie r!^-koty old yellow stage
Isgoing Ike las', leu mile*.
Thewide hrown hare -.wept Iletil*
Havellieir hlg hrown stin ks of hay.
Thechipmunks on the walls
Arehustling the nuts away.
Theorchards are heavy was fmil
Onthis brtoht November day.
Wflaugh at each old new sight
Intin' ruad la th^ dear old lien**,
-J. M. Ki saris 01 no Man Math
AGREAT INVENTION.
TheArt of Hardening Copper Rediscov^^ered in 1 1 Mlui uiil Allard.
Successcomes early in life to some peo^^ple and lale to others. Some, like Hyron,^'wake to llud themselves famous, while^others are crowned with laurel* only after^long years and many efforts, 'fins last is^the case of Ferdinand Allard. the inventor^of hardened copie r. Allard can render^copper so hard that it can be ground to an^edge, nnd not only can it lie used to re^^place steel, lint its substitution is often an^improvement. The reality and genuine^^ness of the invention has been nltesled by^such a well known scientist as the Abbe^Professor I.illniume. nt l. ivul university,^Quebec, and Sergeant Major If chard, of^the Quebec Kitle IBM wha IIred three^times with a Snider rille at a sheet 1%^inches thick. In every case the bullet*^am shattered. Uxporhucnts made in^tho llriiish Hoyal dock-yard* on^a piece of tho same thickness^hnvo Is'on eminently successful also.^All nil has already made a\cs. razors and^other cult nig tools of this prepared copper,^w hich takes nn excellent edge, uud such^pieces of cutlery have the advantage, as^he carefully |h^inted out, of being tein-^IK'ird throughout, w hereas tools of iron^and steel have only the edge tempered.
Theinventor himself. Ferdinand Allard,^i* atypical l'i cnch-l anadian honest, in^^dustrious ajnl good tempered. He was^horn at Cap Same. QucIm-c. 7tl years ago.^Allartl early showed a tinuked preference^for hlnckemithlug. nnd when hew a* about^ilii he went to New York to learn his trade^more thoroughly.
'lor lii\cnrs.^ Allard aaid, in s|m-akiug^of Ids itiieiit'on. ^I lived in N 'w York^working at my trade. Well, otic day w bile^we were eating dinner B comrade licg.iti^reading the newspn|sT to SSS for I can^^not lead.^ he added diffidently, ^and there^was one item that interested nie very^much. It sa.d that Ihe Kgyptinns had^known of n tnetlusl of hardening copper,^but that this was now one of the lost urir,^nnd that a fortune awuitid the man who^should rediscover it.
Thatnmdc a great impression on me.^I thought ami thought about it.and all uiv^^.pare moment* I expeil'iu nteil. When I^came bin k tolVuebec I still experimented.^At hist 1 resold d to try just once more^nnd then gi\o up forever, for 1 had tri.sl^all ^orls as ^'xpci iinenls for :^l year* w iih-^0111 success. This time I succeeded.^Whe i 1 wa* convinced that 1 had really^made a genuine di-eovery 1 went MS the^Abbe I-allatume and told him. and he ad-^visisl me w hat to do.
Allibis wa^ of course in Krench, for Al-^hird docs not sts nk Kughsli. though I.^understands it fairly well. As for himself^uud his surroundings, he is a man of N
yearsof age, and has n family of 12 chil^^dren^nine girls and three boys^all living^and grown up. and as bale and hearty a*^himself nnd but wife, who Is about bis own^age. Ilia expression is honest, good tem^^pered and pleasant, and his black eyes^beam with intelligence. He is n brand-^shouldered, rather thickset msn, 6 feet^inches in height and weighing about^IUj pound*. He ia proud that be has never^bad a day'* illneas in his life.
Forsame years past Allard has lived^at Point Levis, which lies on tbe oppoa tv^side of the St. Lawrence to Quebec. Here^in hi* little blacksmith shop, only 17 by L'4^feet in size, he made his discovery. Tho^^bop and cottage were both built by him^^self and hi* son*, and for many years Al^^lard, hia wife, four unmarried daughters^and one son lived here content and happy^in their humble sphere of life, the father^earning n scanty living, but always hope^^ful of success in his lifelong am^^bition. He uses a great deal of^charcoal, and the length of^time required depends upon tbe thickness^of the sheet or the site of tbe article to bo^hardened; a piece of copper 8 foot long by^4 w ido require* about 'M hours, and the^process has the further advantage of be^^ing simple and inexpensive.
Hosideaits many other uses, hardened^copper will doubtless be of groat service^in the manufacture of the commutator*^and brushes of dynamos. So soon aa bo^realizes from hia discovery Allard saya it^is his intention to place tho money in the^hands of tho Itoman Catholic clergy, who^will pay him the interest on it.
CURRENTHUMOR.
Themanager of an opera is justified in
puttingon^ airs.^ Yunkrrt Statetman.
Totreat your creditors with due consid^^eration you must pay your debts.^Dallru^AVics.
Athief is generally distant in his man.^nor if he suspects an olflcer ia after him.
llinrjhamtnnIt'imblican.
Whatkind of a lifo does Miggs lead^^^Pulton H^ doesn't lead any kind; he is^married. -L'hieayo Inter Ocean.
Hudboys are very promising youngsters^just before being laid over the parental^knee.^Mgaj Fall* lirpublican.
Theastronomer* could tell more about^tho comet if they could only ^get on to its^citrve*.''^Pailadelfihia Hccord
Thoworld is full of people who would^like to go to heaven without having to^give up anything on earth.^Wain'* Horn.
Thoworld is all a traveling circus with^many sideshows and freaks. There is a^grand concert after tho show. Keep your^seats.^(iatvest'm SeWM.
There,mamma,^ suid tho small boy as^he gazed at tho dromedary, ^that must be^the camel that had tho lust straw put on^its buel;.^ H iisniin/fon .S'mr.
Whatdo you do here'.^' asked a visitor^to tho dimo museum of the dwarf. ^I^amuse the public in a snit.ll way,^ replied^the little man.^lielmil Free I'r.-t*.
Wifo1 to her husband 1 -I say. my dour,^how badly the tailor tins put this button on^your waistcoat! This is the fifth timo I^have had to sew it on again. lUnimi^Calendar.
Iwish you would pay a little attention^to what I am saying, sir,^ roared an irate^lawyer to an cxas|ierating witness. ^Well,^I am paying as littlo as I can,^ was the^culm reply.
Whatafternoon would you like to have^out V^ inquired tho woman who was try^^ing to employ a servant-young lady. ^Oi^beg pardon, mom.'' was the response,^but^w hat afternoon would yez expect mo to^stay in'.^'-- H'^isniii^/fon .S7^ir.
Counselfor Prosecution^As my learned^brother on the opposite side has been^pleased to refer to mo pcrsonul y^1 would like the court to understand that^during bis entire career ho has only suc^^ceeded in securing l:\-ht sentences for bt^usurers and nine ptckpcckcts, whereas I^can II-itter myself that 1 have secured lib^^erty for l'.l murderers, ^ burglars, -Hpiek-^po-kcts, 1^_' swindlers. IS usurers. ^5 pro^^fessional beggars and a host of other^criminals, who were really aw ful scoun^^drels. ^ I Hrgcnde litnel'rr.
PROMINENTOR PECULIAR.
Denverproposes to have a centennial^celebration iu 19UI to commemorate the^Louisiana purchase
Theinformation is brought to Philadel^^phia by a vessel of the cryolite fleet sailing^from Ivigtul, Greenland, that Vcrhoeft* is^believed to bo alive and in one of tho^Greenland settlements.
BishopHennessey, of St. Louis, it is be^^lieved, will soon be named as coadjutor,^and hence successor of Archbishop Ken-^rick, whose ago interfere* witli his per^^formance of tho duties of his ofllcc.
Tbepostmaster general of Norway ha*^ordered that after January 1. 1890, tbe^bicycle shall bo used, by all country post^^men for tbe delivery of mails where tbe^roads will permit. Good roads and free^postal delivery will yet be one of the cries^of a political party in the United States.
AshmeadHartlett had a curious expe^^rience with an American mustang on Sat^^urday. The animal begun to buck and^kicked the cab to which he was attached,^Dually throwing tho dignilied Hartlett^over its head into the street. Hartlett^foreswears everything American now,^even horses.
Dr.Oliver Wendell Holmes suffers^somewhat from asthma, and it is notice^^able in his voice, but otherwise ho seems^to bo in excellent health, Ho is a great^walker and is oftcr seen in Deacon street,^in Dostun, taking his ^constitutional.^^He always wears a nicely polished silk hat^and carries a largo cane.
ANewark, X. J., young man, who had^been denied admission to tho house of his^innmoritn, sought to evade her father's in^^terdiction by climbing a tree nnd convers^^ing with his ludy love from nn upper w in^^dow of her home. The father happening^along inopportunely, discovered the trick,^shook tho young man from thn tree and^marched him before n magistrate.
Chicagois not over-much pleased with^tho Diana statue, and proposes to have it^melted nnd recast. Artists who arc cm-^ployed in tho exposition buildings are not^in love with tho statue. They intimate^that tho goddess' shape is not proper, is^not artistic, and is not nmm the model de^^signed by Sculptor St. Guudens. Theso^artists say they are not surprised that^Gotham was willing to part with tho^bronze figure.
Anodd marriage occurred at Hales-^point. Tenn., Sunday, nccording to tho^New Y'ork 7 num. Aimer I-astor loved Miss^Alocn Anderson uud bis luvo wus recipro^^cated, but a stern father nnd rich suitor^loomed up in opposition to the nuptials.^Tho father is a life-long republican, and,^placing all cotilldeucc iu his party w in^^ning tho election, proposed lo the two^young gentlemen that if Cleveland was^elected tho young girl would U- Lester's,^and if the gods smiled on Harrison aho^would marry Captain Pouch, the rich^suitor. When tho result heeam- known^tho old gentleman gave her SOU acres of^land and the man of her choice.
AREHARKABI.E CARE.
AnIndiana Man is Hnved by n Dfs^^co very.
Aremarkable case has occurred in our
territory.J. N. Berry, a man about thirty^yours of age, was going down rapidly, lie^tried pbvnician after physician, |^tcnt m-ili-^cincs, homo receipts ^ in luet, everything.^He went to a noted sanitarium and returned^no Is tier. We nil thought he was dying^with consumption, and that only a few^weeks of life wi ro hit for him.
Hocommenced tcliin^ Dr. Pierce'* Golden^Medical Discovery, nml nt the snnio timo^comznc:icod to ni'~*n^l. Ho has used about^two dozen bottles, raid is still using It Ho^has fsjnssl iu nctght, colli- and strength,^and 1* nblo to do liv;lit work. It is Just^such a case es we should have list'Tiod to^rather suspiciously, but v.hon wo see it, we^must believe it.
Ithas trebled our sales of ^Golden Med^^ical PL-cover;.-.^ John Hackett ^ So!t,^Dragnets, Itonnoke, 1ml.
Discovery^ ittrenr-thon* Wec.lt Lun,T*,^nnd euros Spitting of l^l^od, Shortttof:* of^lirentb, Hronelutis Severe Coughs, nail kin^^dred affections. Ilon't bo tnnlsd Into tak^^ing something else, said to lie ^ just cs rood,^^that the dealer may iua!:o a lar jcr profit
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nfgoo I teoiitallon of Ssn Francisco, I feared I wotiM n vr no sbls to near arttuclal tertli on^account of the thick state In my t.wintb. bat nr. Moa l luade ino one of his rood plate*, wliluii^1 can wear Wan perlcol cans anil c nnfort, a* the whole loot of my Man l^ expav l KM atnl
Mrs.l!eece^ay^i ^I am wc.vrlnj one of Vr. Moatl'* p'atei, which Mirk* ^o tightly I can
',ar'.Vr.r^t!r;ny'*av*: ^I am wearing one of 1m\ Maad's rootle;* plates and coti-Me: It one of^the create*! invcndoin ivr rilieoverea jft dentl*:ry.
Mi*smith of ikmiiIi Untie say*: * 1 can lauurse Vr. Moau's rtofii'M plate, a* I havo w iro^one for two inou'du w lib ner'cet MHafastlnsV
VrKestcr. 71 KM i^r ^-.Uw^^. ^a.v ^1 vl^lto^! th^ doctor at tue Win Urn 'Hotel in I am now^wearitu ^u ^o.U cronns and u g ml bridge plate. The worn I* One i.Di I am nH pie ise^!.
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