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Volume xix.
Helena, Montana, Thursday, July 1 6 , 188
No. 35
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Ht-lmm. Montana.
[The Advanre.j
1 know- that deep mu Inn your heart o t
You hohl tu» shrined n|>art from common
An<I that my »top, my voice, eau bring to
.4 giudne** that no other pre-em-e bring'.
Vnd yet, dear love, thr ush all the w«»ary
„ day«
You never *|*»nk on* word of tenderness,
> r e r .he my hair, nor softly cUa|i my
AVithin y ur own in loving, unite caress.
Y">i timih. |ierliap«, I -bould be all Content
To know »o well the loving place 1 hold
Within your life, and so you .1» not dream
How mucu 1 long to hear the story told.
Y «i cau not know, when we two «it alone
And tranquil thought» withui your mind
are «tirred.
My lieart i- crying like a tire«l child
I roii" fond loos,one gentle, lovuig w >rd.
I: may b»? when your eye» look into mine
You only say, "How dear »l«e I« to met"
Oli, could I read it in your softened glam»,
lh.w radiant thi* plain old worll would
J*»rha|w, »otmtime», you breathe a »ilen;
Thai choicest blessing« unto me lie given.
Fut if you »aid aloud, "God bless the",
dear !"
i should not ask a greater boon from
1 »«ary sometimes of the rugg'*l way;
But should you say, "Through the« :ny
life I« aweet,"
The dreariest desert that our )mMl onld
Would suddenly grow green '. eneath my
Ti not th« boundless water« ocean bolds
That give refreshment to tno thirsty flow- j
F t just ■» drop« that, ri-ing to the skie«, i
From nice descend in »oftly falling
AY hat matter that >tir granerie« an* tilled
With all the richest harvest's golden
st> ires.
If w« who own tiiein can not enter in.
Hut lann-hel stand before the close
barred il'KiT*.
And -o 'ti* aid that those wh » should Iv* I
In that trim love which crown« our earthly ;
6" pray mg w ith wuite lips from day to day
K' r love's » w I *et tokens, and receive them
« >riginal.|
This nu rn 1 heard her tupping on the pane: •
Turough opeuing r.-»e» gleam* d her laugh- !
Itlg eve»:
Around lie»- eireled gorgeous «Iragon-flic*. 1
Furple and Frown and gold, a royal traiu
A<to tbedewx Held« of tossing grain
The vireo caroled lortb h*-r „lad *urpf iso; I
Far off. de-p tndd n in the violet skit««.
Tii" lark |«>ured forth in« «oul-euchantiiig ;
Making ti.<- «untight from his glancing 1
» ings-
A flash of vivid crimson through the green—
The bum-bird wove his are of taiuls.w«»
Where twine.I the grape ui mvriail fairy
Thrilled by her touch i saw the flower* ex- I
Au 1 y.y and ts-auty till.il the ha|>p.v laud. j
Sarah D. Hoxart.
Hai.i. if ivick, Wi- . June 1.
AYiltuuu Blake. I
I Wii«. angry with my frieini,
1 told my wrath, my wrath did end;
1 *ii- angry with my foe,
I til it not. my wrath did grow.
An 1 1 watt-re I it in fears
^ight and ui .rniug with my tears,
And 1 «mined tt with «miles.
And with «oft deceitful wiles;
Till it grew lioth day end night,
I >11 it tx.ie an apple bright;
Mid lily tor beheld it «bille,
Anl he knew that it wa» mine.
And int,, my garden stole,
" h.-ii the night had veiled the pole.
In the morning glati I «ee
M> f..- .-utstr.-tched t eneath the tree.
•osti-y a a,I wit aa Practiced In llostua.
1 1 lost on Courier!
A monkey and a |»arr<>t once
Is-ft iu a us an together
I» gmi to tight, tmd (ought so hard
Th, \ nearly killed each other.
1 ir niL'trea» coming home perc -ived
Ih-ir wrong« they had l**en righting,
Ard »aid t*. them, 'Tm deeply grieve*!
•"think that you've been lighting.
The monkey really felt quite bad
ig of hhi ( Time ;
gleeful, said, "We've had
i a time!''
lu th
there (
y -in
The Honest » armer
I »anbury News. ] I
1 th hon-st farmer. "I know
! • ■ what always put» th» log :
t ' • t O of the bard,"but 1 don't."
i r." exclaimed tb deacon ad
*'f have always tried to con- |
■ « that that sort c'thing doesn't i
n- T.ug run."
."to th" city Oh« in a whila j
m something. I always put my i
at the bottom of the bar'l."
• j ^ pie has got > suspicious
always r pen tlie bar'l at ths
»«•dam* . 1
v €hI H«m and "Dog-Out" — Tlie CrreV
<«lrl tu til«* Kitchen— New Huy tu
Make Kut t«T- -A Itâuclitw
ut f
IFJta Guernsey in Pretzels Weekly.)
'd hick, oh chick, my crane, my crow,
1 went to the well to was i rue great t -e;
" » « ««ne l ack uiy black yed chick,in
was gone.
What o'clock, >>ld witch—"
shrilly sang seven of the b.-althy, happy
young Nine Killer». The witch, a Creek
girl, industriously kind loi a real fire, boiled
an imaginary kettle, preparatory to the cap
ture of the flock zealously guar.I**J by the
h»*n mother.
Time, Octolier, 1VJ4; pla-e, the Cherokee
reservation, Indian territory.
"Entertainment fur mans and hors." -o
said the sign hanging over the low door of
the ' Nine Killer tavern," a broad, low sol
hou-u, with a comfortable dug-out near by.
Mr. and Mrs. Nine Killer were tli « owners of
fertile acres; yet a very little stirring of the
soil satisfied Mr. Nine Killer. A putch
of corn, another of melons, an 1 a small
garden supplied their want» v while the
travelers were not numerous eu< ugh to make
much exertion necessary.
In close proximity to t'ie house, seven
white canvas-covered wagon* «to<» I, th»
sleef ing a|«u*tments of a number of young
brav«*. Clad in hunting shirt» and buck
skin legging», they lean«»! against these
wagon«, watching me curiously and covertly
from under white rimmel «touched hats, a«
1 sat in tie* low doorway interested in the
growing »mal Inc»» ,.f the fl«*ck of chicks.
Only one left. With a vigorous flapping of
wings and a ioud crowing the hen mother
essayed to save that «»ne; but the wary
"witch" showed no mercy. iSooit the chick«,
crane and cr«>w weie ready for the boiling,
stewing <>r frying that awaited them.
"Adee, Adee," called Mr«. Nine Killer,
the Cherokee boatos«, which meant that the
Creek girl was wanted in the kitchen. Mrs. *
Nine Killer wa» a woman to Us ot*eyed
promptly. Rdin tautlv the witch left her
chicks to fetch coal and water and wait on
the cooks
The kitchen, dining-room and bed-r»om,
all iu one, was a «dark, long an«l narrow
room. At on» en«l stood tue cooking range,
but the numerous ve-sels were seldom used.
Mr- Nate Killer t<elieve«l in taking her ease
and washing few dishes Dried venison an l
rabbit hams, also pieces o bacon hung over
head; string* of pumpkin and dried apples
were in convenient corner-; cheerful biddies,
lordly chanticleers in gay plumage wi»n
perfectly at home, f>er**h«*l about upon the
chaiis* and tnblt»s; »logs un i cats lay close to
the range, unmindful of the kicks bestowad
upon them by Mrs. Nine Killer and her three
For oiir dinner, A lee hastily stirr»»d to
g»»;her coni meal, a handful of pumpkin
»aucs*. another of ) re-s,-l-«»ut cracklings;
mixul it witii water and set it in the oven to
bake. Mrs. Nine Killer steep»»d in cold
water half eruaiie l cott'ee I »er ries, then
boiled for an hour that tieverage.
"Would y.ju like butter for dinner!" Mrs.
Niue Killer {K»litf!y nupiirei.
Bent u;ioii plea .mg me, »he set Adee to
making the butter, a pn»ce«s to me entirely
new, the way she made it. Louring a small
quantity of sour cream into a quart bowl,
the Creek girl patiently boat with an iron
spoon the frothing cream until the butter
came. Tins was &kiimued utf and pin el un
»ulte«i before tne.
A bowl of pumpkin sauce, liberally
sweetened with molasses, was the sole desert
The omi «-ake was imlatable, though so
dark in color a» to spoil its relish. The meat»
were varied and abundant Cold roost wild
turkey, prairie chicken, thin slices of dried
veiii'ou and rabbit bams were piled 1-igh be
fore me.
Around me stood the children, ready for
their dinner, which wa« given them in their
hands, the cats and «logs claiming their al
lowance tat Not «»ne of the family ate
with me, and the table was spread all after
noon for the convenience of the hunters, who
came and went as it pleas*« 1 them.
Iu another apartment an upright [dano
stood, and a silk >lre*s hung upon the wall.
Lroudly, Mrs. Nine Killer hastened to tell
me that 1 had n<>t yet seen her daughter,
who was attending college. School book«,
«beet music, a neat work-basket, and bright
colored zepkry», ali the property of Dodo
Nine Killer, made the «mall room seem
home-like, "girlytied '
"Dodo team all, eberyting; den learn us to
know uni. too, w hen she git her-." said the
proud mother, fondling the heuv ily jet em
broidered silk dr«»»».
A shrill »«-ream from Adee, who Ltd pulled
a kettl • of water, boili .g hot, f.-orn the
range, »railing herself, a numb-r of unfor
tunate fowl», cats and cogs, called Mrs.
Nine Killer to th«« scene. Lour Ad-»e's bare
feet were severely scalded. Tenderly, Mrs.
Nine Killer applied remedies, at the same
time scolding l »udly the careless servant.
My pony w as at the door, and the long
ride before me advised me to hasten; yet I
was unwilling to leave the "witch - ' in such a
sorry plight. In the playground, Adee's
place wa» filled by another "witch," a larger
girl, one that 1 had not »«en. As 1 r*sie ;
away, the young Nine Killers had again be
gun circling about the old witch, anl were
singing in iiigb-pitcbe<l voice-«, "Cnick, oh i
chick, my crane," etc., baa dless of the loud
gr >ans of tlie suffering Adee.
Nutmegs I'olsouous.
1 Exchange. 1
It is not genei'ally known that nutmegs are
poisonou«. but Dr. Palmer writes to The
American Journal of Pharmacy detailing
the ease of * lady who nearly died from eat
ing a nutmeg and a half, and he points out
the fact that the toxic effects of the drug :
are described in both the National and
United State* dispensatories.
Hanger tu Engtand
[ Exchange.]
An English journal ha* a long alarmist j
trticle on the probable climatic effect of
cutting the isthmus of Panama « anal an l
thus diverting the gulf «tream. It draws a
picture of reindeer again being bunted on
the Hiviera and walruaes playing on an ice ]
wall arouu ! uninhabited England.
The Hint of Content.
[Chicago Ledger !
Man i> never quite satisfied w ith his r ■
dition. There is »> m thing w ith;n him that -
spurs him to renewed exertion whenever the (
goal of « no bop« ** fata** another i
locin* in view; but whon be beats a sharper I
in a horse trade the bird of content is flut
tering near him.
Bill Xjf <;»*«•» Inf,» the Solemn Warning
-. VT„ Feb. 2\ 1S&
Mv Dear Sir: Would it be asking too much
for me to rc*|ii -r a brief reply t<> one or two
questiou» wh:«-!i n :*iv <»ther n arri I women
a* well a* my»elf w«»afcl like to Lave an
*w^i ir
I bave le- n iqarried now for five years.
To-dav .« tn- nimiver^ry of uiy marriage.
When I wa» »ingle I wa* a teacher ami sup
port«»! myself in comfort. 1 laid more |*><-ket
mon«-y an«l «lit»-*il fully as well if not Utter
than I «1« now. Win* sh«»ui<i girls wh«* are
ab .nd&nti\ able to « am their own livt-tflusal
struggle to t»»»»:i.e the »lave of a husl*an«l
and childn u an l f:e ih«-ms»*lv«** to a man
wlieu thv* might be trie and happy!
hh raaed fully m» tcHl if not bmlitr than l
i/o now.
I think too iiiDrh is sai«l by tlie men in a
light and flippant manner aU»ut the anxiety
of young lailies to secure a home an«i a hus
liaial. and still they do deserve a |*art of it, as
1 feel that 1 do now for assuming a great
burden wben I was couqieratixely in«ic|*end
ent ami ««»mfortable.
Now . will you sugg«-st any a«lvi«v that you
think wouki lienetit tin- yet unmarried ami
■elf-xupporting girl* w bo are liable to make
tlie same uiistatft- that 1 did, an I thus warn
them iu a manner tliat w«»ul«l lie so much
more universal in its range ami reach so
many more |*i«ple than 1 <»>uld if 1 should
raise my voice! IK> this and yoq will !*• grate
fully remembered by Eth Kb
it would imleed lie a tough, tough man
who could ignore thy gentle plea. Ethel;
tougher far than the |*ale, intellectual hin» I
man who now a<l<lres*es you in thi* private
and umlerhamt manner.
Y'ou sav that you had more pocket money
ls-fc»re you were married than von haie
sin«-e. Ethel. :;n«l you r«-gr«-t your rash step
1 aia sorrv to h«ar it. Y'«.*u also sav tkut you
w«»re better clothes wben you were single
than yon «I«» now. You are also («nimil over
that. It sti-ins that marriage with you has
not p:«i«l anv cash dividends. Soif you mar
rie«! Mr. Ethel as a financial venture it wa*
a nhs*ak« You do not state how it has
a fl»»b <1 y> U" husbaml. IV rtmp» lu- lia«l mon
pock«-t niontv ami letter cloth«-' liefore lie
marrml than be has sinoe. Sometime« tw«>
people «Io well in business bv themselvea, but
when tls*'. go into partnership th«-y bust
higher than a kite, if y*»u will allow in«« tlte
free English translation of a K««nan expn«*
■on which you might n«»t fully um Urständ
if I ahouki give it to you in the original
Lot» of self-supporting young holies have
mam«»! and have to go ver>- light on |>in
mon««y after that, and still they «lid not
squeal, as you, dear Ethel. They di«l not
marry for revenue only. They married for
protection. (This is a little p«>liti*-al bon
mot which I thought of myself. Some of
my best jok«*s this spring are jokes that I
thought of myself.)
No, Ethel, if you maiTi«tl exjecting to l>e
n dormant jiartner during the da> ami then
to go through Mr. Eth«-Ts noekets at night
an«l «leclare a dividend, of course life is full
of bitter, bitter reglet and disap)H>in!mcut.
Of course I want to do what is right in the
solemn warning business, «o 1 will give
notice to all sint]4e young women whoare
now self-supporting ami ha|*py that there is
no »tatute requiring them t«r assume the
burden» <>f wifehood ami motherhood unie»«
It th«-> I" 1,;« •
abundance of pin mouey and new clothes
tbex may remain single if they w i»h without
violating the laws of the land. Thi* rule is
nisogrssl when applied to young ami self
»upfKirting young men who wear good
-lotlies ami have fund» in their jss-kets. No
\<>ong man wh«> is free, happy and imb-pan
dent need invert hi- money in a family or
• an y a «»dicky child 27 miles and 2 lap* in
■ »ne night unless la. prefer* it. But those
«N„o go into it with the right *t»irit, Etlxà,
■U* not i-egret it.
< 4 \\
Ido not u-far as good clot hr» as / did be
fore I was married.
I would ju»t as soon tell you. Ethel, if you
will promise that it shall go no further, that
I do not w«««r as good «Totinea as I did liefere
I whs married. I don't have to. My good
clothes have accomplished what I got tb««in
for. I played th«-m for all they w.-re worth,
and since I got marrMil the idea of wearing
clothe* «v a vocation has not occurred to m«*.
Please give my kind regards to Mr. Ethel,
and tell liim that although I do not know
liim personally I cannot help feeling sorry
fr r him. Very sincerely yours,
Bnx Nte.
HrcsoJr. AYis., ApriFî, 18AA.
Not »«» firrrn as I*«
Itletroit Jo-rnu
"Fee that cotintn - co« i;: o
■love.'" impaired a Hi- i «
yeataniay, a» a niral aj •
t erv I and glanced curiously
«•r there by the
« rk of anotbef
ig customer en
round the store.
■ «w, I see him. YATiat of it!"
"Watch me take him down. Say, mist r." 1
the cute clerk continu»»i, addressing the u»>- j
po»il grecntmrn, "we don't keep w *. -k .. '
"AA'all, sonny, all I've got t«> say i- tnat ;t'J
■ave you a pde ov tiavT ef y
prompt ren-y.
(iranat < altuclral <>t 1 1 >•- filr xf Mexico—
Calli«-«lral< *»f 1'iit-lih« aial Santa
« ,ii; i«1 al ti )>•- — Kil l» « Il iiaiiK-iil»,
Jewel« and Vest ment».
[Emily Pierce in Frank Lrwli«»'*.]
-t 1* a fact, frankly acknow 1 « lg«»J, that
th.- R nnau L'atnolio church in Mexico is
n *w surrou i.ie l by the rums only of it«
former greatness. Fifty years ag«i this opu
letlf institution owned over three-flftbx of
the flity of Mex.co. The i lieu : ne of the
ari-hbishop was greater than that of tue
«juceii of England. In 1827 there were 150
convent* and mona»teriM in Mexico. (>n»
tentli of tiie prixluct* of the country went to
the clergy as titlk-s. Th» estimated
value of church property iu 18VJ
was fdJO.OOO.OJIl. oae-third of the entire
ptaiperty of the nation. In the City of M-x
kai there were 5.«WO hou-e». valuei at $80.»
000,000, of wiiK'h the church «. wiied more
than "lie-hall. D- »nies ruse iu every block,
the croes was hftnl upon every Land. The
annual income of the church in tlie City of
Mexim w as j JO,000,00 (, while tiiat of the
republic was «»nly #18,000,001 The clergy
m tne city of Puebla tie Id mortgages on
farm*, in that state alone, to the amount of
#4o,<MJ.0OQ. lletweeu Puotila and Api/a«ro,
a distance of thirty mite«, wer>* 124 churches,
and tie valley «>f Pue: la numbered .i«V»—one
for eacli day m th*- year.
Tlie grand cathedral stand* up >n the site
of ti e A/tec Tecx-alli; it covers ti space of
420 by 500 feet, uud its high altar, which is
m the center of th«j eiiflce, i* above the spot
on«» occupied by the sacrificial stone. The
choir I» one ma«' of elaborate carvings; ex
tending around it, ami leudmg to (lie high
aitur. probably 210 f**et, is a raitiag of lum
bag ». iiiuiiufactiired in Churn, ami weighing
twenty-dx Urns. It i* a brassy-!«»»king
metal, composai of g«»ld, silver, am a small
alloy of cop|»er t but c «ntaiiiiug so much
gold that an offer has been made to replai-e
it with pure -liver, mi l give many thousand
dollars in uddition. The attar its-If. placed
upon a marble idatform, is of
wrought ami p»dished silver, ami the
whol«« 'urinouuted bv a small temple,
in which formerly rested the figure
«»f the Virgin of Kem«Hlios, who was dres*e»t
in three pettic at*—one einbroklertsl with
pearls, another with emerulils. and a third
with diamonds the value of which was
over #3,000 000. This was only one part of
one «-burch in Mexico, and that -aid cut to
be the richest.
I dropped into the -acrlsty on«» day, au l
found two or three ; mu 1res indulging in a
quic< that aft -r mass. They politely voluD
! teere«! to show til» the magnifi .-ent set of
vestments w.»rk*»l for the catbulral by «• >m
iii"nd of I-aiM-lia of Spain. They are of
cloth-of-gold, incni'to l with gems, au 1 witi
} si-sages of holy writ, »> «•x*iui»it.dy v.-«»rk«Vt
in silk that it requital tue «-losest iusqiection
for my vn.. mm'- ey«»» to «lis«-over trac«?s of
th«» ne -di«-. The-e gorgeous ve-tments ar«
u-eles- lor practical purpo e-, being so
iieivy that no man of ordinary dim -usions
uoul 1 su*tun their enorm ni» w-igat, during
mas-. <»r even « ng cmmgh to j*r.nioun«» the
beii"du-fS«> i.
Tue cathe irai of Puebla is the best speci
men of architecture I have seen in Mexico.
The material is blue basalt, and the mas
sive buttre»»es ami lofty towers w ithout, the
noble arches and artistic pillars w ithin, giv«»
u dignity and solidity often lacking. A
favorite legen 1 tell» us that while in procès*
of building, this cathedral gained mysteri
ously in height duriug the night exactly at
much as the masons had aci-ouiplished dur
ing the day. Th is was said to ba the worh
of two angels who came down from heaven,
and wrought with golden trowels in
their hands, bt-uoe the city iio<juired th«
n.'uuu of "Puebla de los Angel«»" (the City
of the Angel-1.
Here, the great altai aff«*id* the finest dis
play of Mexican marbles in the republic,
ami beneath it is '.he sepulcher of ti e bish
ops. Before the revolution there de
[tended from t ie center of the vast dome
an •uormou» chandelier—a mass of gold
and silver weighing t«iris; one may
imagine its value trotn tlie tact that the cuet
of cleaning it ulone amounted to #4,<Xi0.
Here the «-amlelabra were «»f gold, and to
ponder- us that a strong man could not lift
tb««m; the is ueof the jewels was of historic
notoriety, and an imag • of the Virgin
boasted a sane of diamoml» value«! at #1,
The cathe Irai of Sauta (iuada'upe i» the
most famous in MeXico, and was once the
richest an l m«.-t venerated «J rine; but the
graml old Indian president, R-iuto Juarez,
coufi-cated most of its gold and silver orna
ments, and coined them into money, to carry
ou bis war against the church ]«arty. Even
the frame of solid gold which surrounded
the patron samt was taken, but this was
afterwar I returned. The altar railing,
weighing t ns. is of solid silver. This aluue,
of all the 'iimptuous «-burch tixtim»«, was
spare«! by the Li lierais.
A < ihiii Trap and a Tree.
[Chi -ago Herakl.)
John Hyatt, of Will vale, iud., who has
b*-en a trap|»er for over forty years, reoeutly
found a steel ti ap which be had set twenty
year- ago on the »auks of the Kankakee
river near the crossing of the N ickel Plate
railroad. He r. in-mbers having set the
trap, but does n,.t recolle t having taken it
away. It was sprung anl in it» jaws were
four claws of a coon's foot. A soft willow,
on the roots of which it was set. had growu
almost entirely around it Parts of the trap
were imbnided in the wood as if they had
been driven into it- He now has the portion
of the tree with the trap in at his home.
Celestial Ileuth MWsiles.
[Arlcansaw Traveler. ]
Considering the number of meteoric »tone«
which reach the earth's surface, it would
not b» surprising if many lives had le-»n de
stroyed by them. It is stated that lw* of
life resulted fr«»in a largo fall in Africa; ibat
ab. -ut the year ioju many [ 1 er» n» a :1 auf
inals wer» killed; that in 1511, about 5
o'clock in e* eniug, a priest was struck and
killed; and thnt still later, in 1650, a meuk
was killed. But these, according to Mr.
Jam«»- R. Gre gory, seem to be tho only in
stall«»* recorded of death from falling ma
Gets the Haag **t It.
.Thiladeiphii. Call.)
This is tho -eason of i he year when the
do ui »ti-, wuo has been letting the furnace
go out every other night all winter, finally
gat* the bang of it ami k-* •» the family in a
continual Russian bath.
Arkac«air Traveler: De bu:'yfly i* tnigb.tr
putty, but he doaa lib fi long ~i «la «ssJ
cr fraui '
Seeking InformatMin in liegard to He»
llnsltanil*» llniiru*.
. IFrovWe»«»- Tmoscript ]
"Good evening, sir." »ai»! a woman whose
face l«s»k«il Iik<- a l*>il»ii sahnnfi, with a pi«-k
axe n«»e ami a voice fhaflsountied like a far
away echo fr.cn the housetup«, a» -la- a»!
dressed a y-auig man who tiemtileil as he
view.-J her ml h.«a and» l-i :i nî-m, -. "AVI« »
! w nt to - ■ v u i«..»-. f ii
are au i »l«i I i-II.pw ■ a a ». .. . ,« u b «
up y. nd.-r." and «In- i"«ic • « l»< «• head t«»w:.i .|
a luifPiiug from wh : u h - h-ul j . i »; cmergul .
J . v
r ,v #
6f, .:*•
r#-? i

"Ihi yo" tn-lnnij H/i ifoo der
He me**klv replied. - l do, niailam." "Well.*
»aul she. "my man says be is one of v«»u, au. I
• want you to tell tm- if he is an inside «Natch
man. and las h<- l»«vn app»int«il for Ton
niglit* to wa cb file jewels! Ami «I«« you
have six mt-clmg* a week! Am* «l«s*s lie
lutve to crawl through some of them m the
•laytime, and l«*-«- u <hi"'» work trying to I».
.-i mwidle graml, or a ;»ast gram! bugler, or
»«•me su«-h name Ik» tells me off"
Tlie yoiiug man «ai«l that she must have
been mi-informed, that ther-» was Muiietluug
wrong, but »lie intermpbil him with,
■'Then». \<si n««iln't trv to [»lav smarts, f
nml'T'tand al! aliout this gnp buriaws, and
silent lecrw-y ami mum password, and you
»•an't f * ml me! Y«»u wouldn't tell me auy
thing lor a farm in N***-k.»uk. would you! I
il«»n't HipfMKe you w«Mibt "tell nn* when my
husbaml ««»in«-» home with a hairpin in his
1 M»«*t* and a lu»lv's «»»liar on inst«-a«l of his
<>»n, whether he'*l Iwcn taking a Rete-kah
•le-gree or lieen at a siii7>rise fwrtv' Oli m »'
v«si re innocent. y«ai are!"
'I he \oumg Odd Fellow veutuml to re
mark tliat be «li«l not really uiKlerstuml th»
diift of the inquiry. "Oh, m*, 1 s»e it is no
Us«*, v«*u're all in f«>r ea* h otlier ami sworn to
•«•«•re v, «nd you'd »ay the br«»k»-n earring I
found in hisptckrt belonged to you. wouldn't
you! Ainl it 1 should a-k y«»u who Araminta
is that I «aught him talking to himself atexit
V« u'il say it was the 'goat' you prétende 1 i».
rale; and if I sh«>uld ask you aliout thi» mut
tering l h«-ar of—'I [jus»'—»oilier it up'— '.«et
'em up and give im- another hot on«-,' ami ail
that sort «if thing. I s ip »o*e y<aid »ay it wa
all coniKi-ted with your hifalurin d**gr»»
and nn»«*«iary to the ord-r."
Tlie young man meekly replied, a« b** trie«l
to move away, tliat he wa» in a hurry; that
jM»rhnp* Br« tier Huekup w«*ul*l give h*-r a I
the tM««r*Kary information: that hi-ioiiMi .
r»allv und« fstand—but she caiigh! hi.n uj»
lefure ht «»Hill finish the «entern • \.«*h »'No.
von don't umlei'taml. oh, n<>! Y«»u wonldn t
tell me for a [«an of doughnuts what k i «I
of law* y«m make that -ays a w«»u a.<
shan't lie a daughter <»f Pe«-ky, mere
liecause .«lie's g«it a wart ou her m**. That -
what he tells me. ami then h*- »ays 1
should have to have a UK-dical exami
nation. an«l that tlie last woman in a'weya
ha* t • wash the dislu-s when they haxe Hi*»-,
stuffing jubil-es. Uh. v«-s. it's all very lui*
t*i l*-u n e your [Kxir wife at home on amiunt
of a wart *>r a sore heel, but I'm g«»ing t»»
fin-1 out alM>ut this business, i am going to
know whether one man can bold all th«
•iffi«»*s through the year ami sit up nine
nights in the w«-ek and then tell hi« wife
a KiM'kah. und
an in
M-iitimeut or wlnitever
account of a
w«»u't trouble
longer, a« probably you want to jmi— au i
'set 'em up' somewhere; but I'll wat«-h that
•hap of mine ami if I find ther- 's t«** mu. h
gout in it. I'll forget that I'm n woman if I
lou't make his liea«l I«»>k like a doubl«
huuqieil bunion, ami he'll have to wear in .
wa* lit nb over it forth«- next three month-. '
And «lie sli«l into th.- near«*«t groc e r y and
»ought a dozen pickle* and a stove lifter.
sign« «»! spring.
lA'oaker* Ga/eite.l
Italia s wandering gefliu* of the «»ram,, tin
««lining business of E«»-u!apians, the *i*h««.l
*>v taking furlough fr»»ni his lx«»ks t«i int«»r
iiew the homely lien that hums her humble
□ymn of Kanter emblem*. an»l the bouaewif«-'
nowl a* with the iin-tb »he bt.lds her aiuim»!
joust—th«»se lu- soin*- »\ iuptoms that as.»-Ti
to me tlie year"* conjamdion with tue wanton
A Fact On Iks I a«»- of H.
.K«»!rnwn from f'lie gn e de lllai *-r |
"Great Stutt! r.hat a rattling good time 1
must have Iiad last night !"
The Prince « f
copy of the revise!
not notice j
tha old « u '.
Could He»*
irg Chroni«de.)
Wales ha» 1> • ri given a
Bibh*. He says he d« »vs
i.(Terence between it and
\ 11«»'- I lt»m.ii:re Mint It* t'onsequenee«
< olnr» m» u by Mrrlrlr l.iglit
Will Nul limit thr »ill»«
bv lia V.
Nighf lefore last* aft«-r I had rcri»t* r«sl
at tie- bol« I amt lje<-ii u.» gi.»»l '».'k- hi»t r«siu
in the house'—1 use the language of tlie
hotel I rk—1 went iuto the d.uiug-r«s»iu to
After I bad regain««! uiy confidence
am ug strangers ai.«i »-urled myself up »a
asabji-ct a manner a* [«»»«ibl*- in the pn-s
euce of tie bead waiter, 1 b-gan to lo» k
aroumi me tor au opportunity to
beam ou some uiqir«>t«-«-t*il woman with
my sunny -mil«-. It is uot my custom
while traveling to -mile ou oue in
wh«»»e h«'art a ln»pe might spring up to lot
da-lml t«. earth by mv departure. If I lave
caused j »a .n in that way i dni not intend to
do so i «-an joke und carry <>ii aii«l have a
real g«»«! time, lut I do uot wish to inspire
in any breast a bopr which tnav lie l»la«r<il,
ah, aia«! *o«> *<»oa.
It wa* uot long before I discovered a
beautiful Momie of the female sex at the
farther e*J of the room bamaath the
ebumh lier. Her skin seemed to be of a
delicate »ea-shell color, and lw-r hair wa*
corn colored. Her clothe* als.» were «-utiieiy
new, 1 should judge, and ma«le «-s|»e«-ially
for her. Uu her finger she wore a «liamoud
ring w ith perfect ease. t*he knew just how
to work tliat finger in on 1er to get the most
(lOssihle glitter out of lei diamoml. Every
little while 1 would 1» «>k over then and revei
iu her beauty, ami 1 thought tliat »he was
not entirely lusemdblc t«> my charm*. Still,
she looked at me in a kind«», a half repioacb
ful manner, which gave me the i*l*-a that I
«111 uot kn««w wheth«-r it was inteuti«u.:il or
All that evening «.e was in mv mind. 1
dream«-«! that night that I sw<«>p-d ilown
upon her and <-arri<«I her a wav to the re
oioteat bouudariu« of the work! in a spu ial
car. The next morning I awoke hungry,
for I didn't eat mu<h supper th* • veuiug
before. I went down b» biv«kta-t. waiting
ami fooling away my time, hoping tliat she
would coni" wlule I wa* in the br«»akfa.st
room, uud 1 would fill m* self iipvcthtbe
beautiful vision and a «.»uu of coffee.
An «mi she eame. She *a l«<d into ilie rum
with calm disdain ami un air«>f hauteur,
ami su«-h thing- as tl»at. Tlie lead waiter
waved his hau l lik*- a -elf-acting duke in a
tbcattc. uni gave her ji mt at mv table.
A thrill I«--«»! up through my g:»««vful aud
delii-atelv-molded spinal «iilnuin, and I laid
dowu the vulgar sausage which 1 wa» aliout
to fe»I myself » hen she »law mil upon me.
1 veutuivil then to look across tlie table at
her in the full glare of 'be new boni »lay.
(Btere« -scofiic view» of this last sentenea will
be forwarded to uuv .i»ldre*s at $1 per
glar««.) The fiist .hing that I diacovMwd
wa* that «be ha«! n't put her yellow wig ou
straight. It wa* a little higher on one ear
than th«- oth«»r, which gave her the air of a
voting man who lia* overnrnnki-ynl with tbu
flowing bowl. This -bowed to tbe m.-ual
-pc. tutor a glimpse of her own moth eaten,
sag«-brush hair pu* ping out like the fad««!
tail ou an old buffalo robe.
Th«-u I knew that w>- ronld never lie ra»»re
to each otla r than fri«*n-l*. H«»r n<*** was
red al*«», and she had not l**i*n [>ro|ier!y kal
aomiued. In the hurry of «Irnsing she bad
missed her uo*e with the powder-rag ami
that organ—meaning, of «nurse, the uo»e.
not the jsjwder-rag—loomed up robust ami
puiq»le iu the gha«tly waste of cheek bone*
and oth*-r c utieou * formation*.
Ah, what a [Mini it gave me to set» mv
bi-autifui vision fade thus before me eyesl
Then I thought how- 1 ha«l smiled upon her
the evening before, ami how, |»e> hap», a
new hope ha«l sprung up in her heart, and !
fear«il thnt wbeu «he kUt-w it wa* all over
lietween u» the *ho«-k. at her time »if life,
might kill her.
1 left iny h»»t [lau ake», with the maple
syrup all over them, aud fl«»l. Out into the
din, the hurry ami the tireless rash of the
mail, iiiml vv«.rlil, trying to st ile the iiK-nioi*y
of tliat broken heart. Should »he see t.'iesc
lines I ho|ie »he w ill not think bitterly of iim.
I still a»lmire her a- a well-preserve«! ruin,
but love in such * case would !»■ a hollow
mockery. Bill Nvk
lit usux, IVis , June 1
«ne »tau «mi ton.
IPWiedelphia f*r*n*.|
"There is a man whom I know to be a gen
tleman since »nice I saw him lev a pair of
glov«»*," said a somewhat cynical ob-erver of
Inn.inn nature. "To im»»t [«»-»pie tbe girl
«•ehiii l the '- unter wh » wait* -n fliein i* a
1. an instrument of their «»Mivenien«- ».
He * »w«sl. without any fu—. Min* lie ren»g
ni/. -«I in »»er a hu .mi b-ing a whose h in 1
iie «l«-*-re I a servi, -e. And it brightened up
•bill f-ic" in b-j so treated."
This l»n»ine»s - r' getting into right human
r'iatio'i* wit!i other human l»*ing« i» .» largo
[«art "f ths l»e»t c ilture '»f charader. It i* a
mi-tike wlie -i w« tench onany oth«-r human
life, how -v.-: lightly aui «ni th* surfm-e,
without renignizdig ja'acth'-illy the hu
manitv ■«•• i -h i* (here. We imp-verish hu
uim ré'-»«i by this m*»r»!y external con
tact of nmn «i'h man; and we do «»ich other
gr-at I »ri » it tirn*» by n>t getting a little
Now t ier - i in the meanest anl humble-t
a »omet hm g winch rises up again«t thi»
treatment.' Men hate to be notuings, or t>
Is» t «»I-, They want some recognitfou of
their p r» ality, their individualitv. Much
of the ,« «Hilar form of religi *u- fnith is vi
tal through demriml for reeognitina. Tbe
poor man »a v « : "Here i am nobody, ami
«le-pised by tu- se who força tli» aUeuU-ui of
the w, >rl 1 upon themaaleea. But t> »J hee»l*
m-*. lam mt a notsidy t » Him. And the
Jay i« »• m ing whan tho main --fatioa of
Hi» !i»vn wil: ift mo out» of fch: neglect and
ol»scnrity mt»» recognition and honor." It 1*
remarkable wiiat a [»art thi* eleui -at plays
in 'he popular nonon >f tha futnri lit*.
Prartical Ornithology.
[X «r York t,nt, Ilk-.]
"Why have birds glrzanlsf m-ks an ex
„ ». We don't kn»»w, unlesa it is to maks
iiaw . f.
An t h«-*,! on Wiicn tin- Itov* in (,ra*
Were Not Exactly C»aslit«-at.
Ariuuisaw Traveler. 1
Ex-Congre»» man tiuuter was, during tlie
war. a |»rou«l and impressive «.fll-er. H«'
wa* not afraid of the eii»*my and nev«w
sought a chance <»f kwping out of barm'*
way, but it A»* a well known fact that th»
clanking j an- ply a'.d turfky gobbler stn»t
of war w-as t" ltim quite as interesting a
the gleam of tbe buyouet or tho
"cannou's «»penai { roar." In January.
18*KJ. Ganter inan hul hi* men from tho
nortiiwe t lowu to the ca[»itnl city. While
th«» men were halte 1 <»n the np|««*itc l-aa's of
the river, Hunter went over into ti.« t»»vn,
and while there became acquaint« l with
several young ladi**». In the pre en«-e of
tlie**» la«iie* he decidul t«j niak»< an iniprv*
sive show; and tie told them t»> stau 1 uikhi
the hotel bulcoiiy. to be cheered Ly hi»
tn«>[>* a* they passed.
"Now, boy»," «aid Gunter when lie bad
gisie back to li:s men, "when y< u cr «s* « ver
1 want you to march ju»t as gracefully a*
you possibly can. A [»arty <*f ladies wid be
standing on the hotel balcony. When 1 tak «
off my hat and shout, 'Three cheer- for th »
ladi»-* of luttle Iteck, Jeff I»avn h:k 1 th»*
.Sont hu n Confeleracy.'you must all clnjer. "
The men were uot in a cheering humor.
They had marched through many mile» of
«now. The peactick feather to them, while
it might have beeu pictures,pie. po*neamd
not that great charm which lurk* around a
loaf of bread an.I a place to sitd»»w n. Jus«
liefore arriving op[>OKite the hotel «mi tlie
baleonv ol which the ladies stood, «me of
the officers said:
"B»ys we've got enough of this foohshn*»»-.
Don't o|ieii your mouths. Pass it along the
line. "
The word was [«seed along. Gunter took
off his lat, waved it and exclaimni: "Three
cheer» for tla* ladies of Little Rock. Jeff
Davis an»l the Southern LYnf"<iera<'y."
The men were inarching in the m st zig
zag and slatternly manner. No oik» cheered.
Gunter "ducked" his h»-a»t uiul l ivatbed an
oath a» 1< ng a« a plowline. Shortly aftei
the sohlier- pa««til the botei a yeliow dog
ran into the street. Then the men yelled,
(»unter ravel. Stand mg u[«»:i hi« -tirnq.
be exclaimed. "Oh, y«?s, dang you. You
can't «-beer & [«arty of Indie», but you can
>-h«s-r a dang yallar dog. dang you."
Never aftei wards did Gunter place s*.
much confidence in his men.
stone wail Jackson'* Cuiu pi intent*.
,"\V. U. R" in Chicago Time* |
I thi .k that it was on th * «lay of Port Re
pnbli«- fit mv n mory be not at fault) that
Gvn. end ordered A. P. Hill to take
a csriani p/sitioa aul boll it. Ho anl -<-m.
tf hi* -taff wuv sitting on horseback on tbe
V p of u hill, i:. the «Iriz/.liug ram, trying to
see what wa* going on in various part* of
the liel 1 "Jackson," a* ooe of t •» »taff re
c*'ii'ly «ai I, "wa-, tbe «liugiest looking man
iu the crowd, aa u-ual; !*• had «ni tla« same
«»Id ca[»e, taat. w a* «>n«a» gray, but was now a
yellow ish br urn, tlie -unie «»Id cl-»tbe* that
he iiad worn wu«n he brought tho-e ca»let
from the institute on that hot day, au i the
same rap whose brim hod hid th" chick from
id» vt»ion on tint nay; and tie- water p u:-
®i.ig *»lf him at every «»»rner, and «.tf hi- an
gular, raw-baaed s«.nel (that b«» I« »light
j from a drove sit Harp »r*s Ferry for #2 ") m
1 gold, an*l wnich is now one of tun curiositlea
at tu ■ New i Jr »eau* exhibition), «lid n«»t im
prove Hie general npte'arnice of tha motiou
I«? * fi-gure*.
A. P Hill was hohling an inqxirtant* po
sit o k and tlie enemy knew it, atul were
making thing* very h«*t f»>r bun. Finally
an aid «mine up at a gallop. "Gen. Jack-wm,
G •!!. Hill pre-ont* hi« compliments and »ays
that hi* aiiuuuuition i* getting wet. an 1 ho
wish»?* to ku<»w if he cannot retire." Tlie re
was no silent «1- bate on Jackson's [»art; al
most inunediateiy came tho answer: "Give
my complimenta to Gen. Hill, an i tell uim
that tne enemy's ammunition i* getting ju*t
as wet a* Iff.- is. Water won't hurt his L»ay
i ©net-. "
A Novel View.
[Chronicle "UzdertsaN.''
Truth an«! lal-eli- <«! are coequal. Ge« rge
Wa-hmgtoii was [»hem .menai [»-rhaps when
the hatchet and cherry tree incident took
place. But tlie more truth ther«» c in a man
the bigger bis capacity f< r lying when ho
likes U» let it out. Tbe difference between a
thon .uglily truthful man and a i».g liar is
entirely in the e-timate of the exfiediency of
the case. Some people are lucky enough to
go through life without meeting with a pre
dicament wbeiein it i* adv.sable to lie. I
bav«» always believe«! that thj man wb«> will
steal a dollar is a safe man to trust with
million-. He «»»timate« his crime by tbe
amount he steal*. The man who would not
»teal Zf-VRJ might get awuy w ith $1,0UU,0UU,
Isrcaus » be value* tbe risk by the benefit he
I d«»rive* from it. But after all tbe chances
anybody getting away with él.OÜb.tKiO are
very slight in San Franeisi'o, f«»r a few peo
ple have g«»t away witn most of tho millions
. air. lidy.
French "Li<|ui«l Kaiubow."
iCVir. New Haven fU-gister |
P is »e-cafe i* a drink of Kren-l^ origin,
an 1 the name ca'inot w»U b- e*pr«*sse-l in
Eng'i-li. "Pousse" is from tbe verb
"p>»u *er," to pu»h or drive out. while "<aife"
is, of course, cuff «se; thus a [« »usse-cafe I* lit
erally a «siffn?-pusher. It is taken only alter
dinner and immediately follows the coffee,
<-onse«jueutly it U?ars no relation whatever
to tbe American "night-cap," which i» taken
jn-t before retiring, or is the la t «trink of a
night's carousal. iu concocting a jsius-e
caf i four cordials are generally used—
curacoa, chartreuse, maraschino and ani
sette—one re-ting «listinctly u[»»ii another
and the whole toppe<l by Lrandy, forming a
beautiful OMiibiuation and affording the u
tusion of a draught of liquid rainb.w.
« .....I loi i 1 ■ t » •
.< lticago Herakl. I
A Nashville girl who lias t»eaiitifut gray
eyes occasionally makes tl»?n< apjs-ar blue
and Mack by wearing hats linol writh dark
bine velvet an«i eating lump« of sugar on
• lli,»It A«tS(vr><«» i'a. Usi i ,Iriwvn » I
- hkwgo Tha«-« :
À leading man of a new York theatre
illustrate«! the h Id which »uprrstit « n still
maintains on many who would be least -u»
p.-ctel of the v • akness. (» ing u-> to a
minor «cire - who fait complin 'nt-»l to bo
ad lre»^d by the prominent act r, ho l egged
a fav *. "i> < n t carry an t.;»u» parasol on
the stag". It is bad luck. The [day will
not su,-«* ■ 1 if you take on that para-ol, I
; am uro. ' To oblige, the offen» Lug article
! wa» cicsod and the actor's fears calme i.
F\tr.i-To««I Horse*.
;g extra t <e- on tho i:in-*r side
t ue oc-ja-ionall/ met with it
<■.«, ace«»i-ding to Dr. ihreng,
t! at they may b» the remnant
i .'-i raco of hor-»is which a»
c« of the early aettlera.
Horses ha\
,f ti e bn
s .ut;
ot an oi l
Tan d tbe n *

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