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Helena, Montana, Thursday, September
No. 43
l(c Ulrrhln ^jrralil.
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ONE HEART.
< intrinal.)
'Twa* flecked with stars, th'* mirror of tbs
bay,
Win n- light* broke in tifion its shadowed
p« i«- ;
The yellow sunbeams «lanced ujh«i their
way.
Ami wlm * cldiuls duster»*! in a snowy
fl*«*
The «lav w.u made for laughter nnd for
The fl wem coquetted with the tickle
bre-z »,
And fill**« i t Î : * * nr with perfume «II day
long,
Anil mu«ic cchoctl thro' the tending trees.
One graceful If irk was aneborel in the bay,
It* musts iipreared against the summer
skie* ;
It wait, t i r its freight thro' all that «lav;
The laduig 1 had seen with careless eyed,
And fearlessly 1 watched it« going forth.
I little recked tliat storm-clouds came at
night
An*l slowly crept across the sotnl»«r north;
1 had no anxious thoughts nnd felt no
fright.
8omepra»el for lialtny winds th" ship to
waft
Which Is ire their treasure* to a foreign
mart :
I troubled not, for on the bounding craft
1 d venture i nothing but one human heart,
Just çne d;ar frien I, sent from me by
c* price,
Whose kmdly voice I might not Leaf
again.
"My life is broad," I said, "and tilled w ith
pea *e,
So small a 1< '** can bring no lasting pain."
Days died—I fe.gned content, au 1 strove to
part
'ill« gl<*.m which r..... aUmt me from the I
eart h.
Alas! i tind in losing that one loyal heart
I've lost tin* all that gave my life its
wortb. M LOOK A CLARK.
If Ain sox, W is., July l. r >.
IV« All I.ike Kiwrp,
I Poli tn bus CO.) Dispatch ]
'* We nil like sheep," the tenors shrill
Itegin, a.id then the church is still,
AVhilc Ime'c and forth, across the aisle.
Is r«*eu to i*tws the "catching" smile.
" We all like sheep," the altos moan,
In low nisi rich and mellow tone.
While hr nwh*r grows the merry grin.
And note gets further < ff troiu chiu.
" We all like she»p," sopranos sing
Till all the echoes wake nnd ring;
The young folks titter, and the rest
Suppress tho laugh in bursting eke it.
" We all like sheep." th«« has«« growl—
The titter grows into a howl,
Aral e'en the deacon's face iJ graced
With wonder at the singers' taste.
" We all like sheep," run« the refrain.
And then, to make their meaning plain,
The singers altogether sav,
" We all. like sheep, have gone «stray.**
Business ami (Jumbling.
[Columbus Bohemian.]
You go upon th«» Isjar 1 of trade
Where margin merchant« meut,
And take some little options
On January wheat;
You watch the little ticker
Till th*» hand« swing r«>un«l fh» ring,
« neu you iu.it y
i.U. Loin
lias gun i *t-g a turner tug.
That's businc
You go into a faro bank
And buy « stack of chips,
Atsl wat<*h th«; cards come from the box
Which the dealer deftlv flips.
When vour b**a«l is dull and aching,
At th ■ break ; ug «.f the day.
Y« u see that fickle fort un »
Ha* ;ot»e the other wav.
T at'g gambling.
Two «in at l'o« t* Contrasted.
Kansas l Ity Tim«**-j
Vi.**- i î « î« < , «» a.!. 1 if he maid
writ«» p try m Kn.-i- i, nul It« answered,
"Yes, *ir. Here is * speirarc:
Vu ni I je me -ns du spleen
J'entre dan.« un inn,
Et je bois du gin,
(.»ntl »ave the queen.
This is as tine a specimen of English as the
following, from the j« n of Murat Hulstead,
is of tho French.
Le garçon se ten ai sur le deck
Mangeant les peanute par 1*» jeck,
T« ut près était une fille in blue
Vui «lit I'll take a peck or deux.
The t»«w>d-Natiire«l (.IrL
, li '»ton Courier.]
I êu not sigh for the stately maid.
Though her face he e'er so fair,
For tie' truth to te'l, I'm half afraid
Of the girl with the haughty air.
Tli-re's a -wvoter charm, a rarer grace,
That homage will always win;
'Tis found in the bright and smiling face
Of the gir' with the double chin.
N«-vcr ! Nrnr !
fLottlarUle i 'ouri«»r-Journal.]
N >w Dr. Talmage bus tho wrongs
Of woman, scorning its or may los.
O d«ictor! why not pray the Lord
To scud us fewer female bab.e»!
T'-i* lies il an«l 111« Hue.
'.Merchant Traveler.]
The printer jiaid his otliee hoy;
Then î « a««* 1 awhile to mu*««,
And 'ldy said; "How seldom 'tit
The devil gets Ins due«."
SOCIAL ADVERTISING.
THE WAY REPUTATION AND MONEY
ARE MADE IN NEW YORK.
flow Society May b* t *e,I for Private
A«lvantag«* Tbc Process 1 M'^rllifil.
Instance* in Munie, Art
ami Literature.
fPpedal Oorre*p«n«l>*nre.]
Kxw York, July 29.— K, s-iet y a* an ad
vertising medium is com ? vara tively little
thought of outside of N« w York; hut here it
is regarde i a« s««c< md *o none hv those w bo
have xomet hing to a«lvertisi. It even ad
vert L**»s itself tl<rough its individual mem
bers, and by th«** w ho understand its pecu
liarities and eccentricities, it can he manipu
lated with extraordinary effect.
"Society in New York is so dreadfully
mix'll," sav those who are not in it. So it
is. Hut is tb«*re a community In the world
where society—define 1 as .t is by Webster—
is unmixeil* The more mixed it is, too, the
wider and more varied are its relations and
interest«, and ttie better it is soil «si to ad
vertising pur pises.
Get society inter sted in ycur undertaking,
let it I« scientific, bterarv, artistic, philan
thropic or what not, and y* u can afford to
cut your so-much-a-line a 1 vertising down to
a minimum quautitv. Dilettantei*m is a
social fad, und the love of jatr-rJzmg, or
the th< 'Ught that it is patronizing, is dear to
society'* heart, if society may to supplied
to have such an organ. It is perfectly will
ing to he used—or at least it can be u*e>l—to
advertise novelties ot many kind«, provided
it can he made to ap|s«ar to confer a volun
tary benefit upou the novelty.
A young singer wishes to make a début
upon tlie «ouvert stage. Does he engage
assistants, tnke a hall waste his probably
»lend t substauce in lavish newspaper adver
tising! Not if he undei taniLs his time and
place. He quietly thinks over his circle of
acquaintance« au 1 if within it he counts no
great social magnate, he is almost certain to
know sonieLidy w u<>does know a great social
magnate, aud to his friend makes know n his
desire to sing upon some occasion at the
house of the G. K, M. Now, the friend very
likely is aware that the G. 8. M. is bored to
death in the «'ffort to tin 1 something now to
ent« rtaiu her numerous and frequent gueets
with. Partly through a good-natured will
ingness to help the musical aspirant, and
partly through a still greater willingness to
put tho Magnate under a certain obligation,
the friend suggests to tho Magnate that Mr.
J. or Miss B. is a charming singer or a de
lightful player, who has never appeared in
public, although distraught managers have
besieged them to do so; but that it is barely
possible that be or she «night I« induced to
perform upon a strictly private occasion in
the drawing room of tin Great Social Mag
nate. Ihe Magnat«*, caught by the notion
of presenting a genuine novelty, legs the
intermc liar y friend to convey a cordial in
vitation to the artist to attend Ler next re
ceptio.n. It i* then artfully given «ut tliat
the Magnate'« dear five hundred frietKls will
he treat<«l to the music of the spheres hv
the new genius, whom tho Magnate bos
nobly rescue«! from od-curity. Tho Mag
nate is a power in more wavs than
one; »he is known to lie a patron, and is
presumed to be a judg > of Art, w ith a com
prehensive A. It is safe and advisal le to
adtuiru whatever sh? offers.
The even ng comes; the musician dues hia
best; the Magnate thank* him effusively;
the gue*t* crowd about with compliments
more or le>s sincere, if n«>t apj«reciative; an'l
two or three, embolden«! by the Magnate s
example, l»-g him to perform at their house«.
The next day the society journals, and the
daily journals w ith a society c< lunin—alas,
that the*.« who have none are the rare ex
ception !—mention with high prai*e Mr. J.'s
debut at Mrs. Magnate's elegant entertain
ment. The curiosity of other wvnal sets
is aroused, and when they learn that the
musician will appear at some other private
house they make an effort to get invited to
bear him. '1rs. Magnate an«i her set hav
ing, so to sp *ak, set their social seal upon
him, are hound to sustain him; and by tlie
time the sea on is waning he ha* become the
ia.ib.ou, a no. the lagt . Then hi* tnnv ven
ture with safety a public app* arctxe; for
though the n*»wspajie.- critics may rave
and howl against him, end cssrfc with
their professional oinni-c one* that !..• lias
nattber musical ability nor artist c un ter
■tauding, hw fashionable frien Is will H-ick
the more resolutely to the l*ox « !':i t». i!e
claring the pre«« opinion* directe l by i**r
sonol pr«*judiœ, if not by genuino mali<*a
The musician's success i* « inplet », and it is
brought about, not by merit, of which ho
may have much, or bv u«»at a Iverti-e.neau
ou tho inside of tlie gnat quarto da les
with an occasional pangrrp ■ '* , Mu;>
«•al Notes" erdumn; hut simp « I p *r lr
by judicious pulling of s ■ striu : , so
that the social poppete tuature»uro ' o duilCW
for soineU»ly stiall dance for him.
Private viuwsof |«iblic picture exhibitions
have long been a favorite means of u*ing
social influence for professional benefit.
Nearly all tho art societies have some kind
of an entertainment before their shows open
to the paying public, to which are invit«»d
not only influential members of tho press,
but, in far greater nutnbers, influential mem
lers ct society, e^ieciolly those who
are known to buy pictures or be
likely, from the ltticrulity of their means, to
buy picture*, Of course, the invited feci
flattered In being ainglel out by invitation
from thj herd who pay for tlie son» privi
lege. They attend the reception«, meet the
exhibiting artists and many of the r frien Is,
have a very pleasant time socially, catch a
few g.iinp**» of tlie pictnres, aud go away
to son» l, with the enthusiasm born of the
occasion, a good report of the painters'
work. This torra <«f advertising has of
late been emplovel by individual artists
in connection with their own work. An
artist Lni-bes ai. important picture, and,
desiring to give it t. "good send off," ts
fues cards of mviuti.m to a private view
to all the promiii mt jnirsoas he knows, o.*
hears of—for personal acquaintance is t v
no means necessary to warrant an invitat ion
to a studio, llw studio i* beau :fuUy deo
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ornt*«l for th«*duv, * ftdrajieiies, bric-a-brac,
« he artist's minor pictures are all brought
into requisition. If la» be prosperous a lit
tle music hidden behind a sumptuous screen,
and tome very delicate refreshment« am
added. Flower« w iscly, but not tno !ar.
ahly, dis|Misol harmoiiiae everything. Tim
Visitors are delighted. To many of them
■n artist's studio is a koid of border Und
of Bohemia, thioc^ii which passa tui
fascina'ing, bacaos* anknown, way from
conventionalism to naturalism. They vastly
enjoy themselves, an<l de|<art with the tixtsl
belief that the picture they have bo*.*n n.ksl
to m«|iect is excellent, l.o'aus » th«»y liave
had a good tune. This isn't th.-ir express«*!
logic, but it is the logical remit of their
good feeling. They praia* the picture, the
painter, the stulio; they cordially advise
their fri**nds to go there, ami, ten to on«*,
the picture itself is, by the-«* means, disposed
ol before it lias left its original easel
Literary warw. also, may he greatly
helpel by social advertising. It Is-com«*«
known—how, nobody eviT exactly umler
stands—that such an 1 such a writer might
he prevailed upon to deliver a cours«* of lec
ture» ujx u some interesting topic in private
drawing-rooms i»rawing-ro«jm lectures
Leing nnioiig the moat prevalent of fashion
able faacii**, aim' «st imimsdiately some lady
desires to have the course of lectures iu lier
parlors. She canvasses h* r visiting list;
checks the names of those likely to take
tickets; begins a round of calls, casually
mentioning tne proptjsed course, and that a
few tickets remain unsold; and in a short
time, if the lecturer be a per*« i of reputa
tion, the tickets are all eagerly
taken at from fJ to $.» tlie course,
without a single wont of news
paper advertising. A «wirse of this
sort, given by a visiting Englishman early
in the winter, was »o great a financial suc
cess that the tickets sold bafoie the lectures
begau at a premium equal to the original
price.
If it le quietlv given out in rociety that
tho forth«*« ining novel of the clev« r yung
•tory w riter, ~«>hn Johnson, is founded upon
certain well-known rncid«n:ts in the lives of
leading society people, or that certain of it«
characters are portraits which will he read
ily recognized, the first edition w ill Lw ex
hausted almost before it readies the book
sellers' counters, and long before the critics
have had a chance to make or mar its suc
cess. The probability is that the story 1«
purely fictitious, and that the supposed por
traits are as difficult to distiugui-h us most
painted ones; but society, dehght«*l with the
idea of sceiug it* neighbor pilloried in print,
buys the volume freely, and fanci«is it finds
w hat it sr«ks within it.
Personal js-pularity in society is one of
the most advantageous methods of literary
an«l artistic advertising. It wouH be easy
to Dame n dozen of the m«**t pr«:L..nent of
the younger literary folk, who, though
pt«s*--sing marke l ability, hnv*» won far
m«>re «if t' eir fame by their tactful tonguss
tii' 1 agn* able manners tluni l»y lb.» nimble
new of their pens, or the multiplicity of
their publications. Personally, they are so
charming that those they meet are inspired
with a î interest in tb*»ir work, whi«*h years
of anonymous comiH«iticn or tho alistrao
tiou of a name without an identity would
cot créât*'.
Tb<* «lay* when an artist in any line cou» l
wisely shut himself up, an«i tie dismal, dis
tant. yes, even «lirty—if the expression may
be pardoned—-niw long sîn«*e jiast. lu
America, and especially in the metropolis,
»ocidy has bocome a pow er which, however
much you may privately scorn it, you must
recognize. It is often really sincere when
it s*»ems shallowest, and it« impulse* an* not
seldom kindly, even when though ties sly ex
pressed. lake fire it i* a goo«l servant, but
a bad master, and like tin*, too, it is apt to
consume that which is wholly committed to
it« k«-epin (. Maruaret Antuos.
j % K*»nt; Writer'» Happy Hit.
[Pliila«l«*lphia Press.)
An amusing incident tells ns how the
author of that sf>e«*ifie modern hit, "Hu«h,
Little Baby, Don't You Cry," hit upon the
peculiar name for hi* work. The author,
Mr. M. H Kosen f«l«l, while passing through
the labyrinthian precincts of a southern
fruit market at Charleston, 8. C., some
year* ago was attracted to a burly negrn-s
upon whose lapa negro infant !avscreaming.
Seeing Urn it uu effort» of tue mother to sooth«*
her precious burden w.*rein vain, the authtT
pan1 a moment, carelessly saying to the
younge-ter, •'Hush, little baby, you'll bean
angel bye-and-bye." From some inexplic
able «Mu**, whether from urpri-e or irotn
adu.-d fright (Mr. K'«»erift>lc: I- a tall, lank
individual with fiowing locks a la H'llJei, « r
wh*dher from the sound <«f a strange voice,
the black pickaninny immediately ceased its
frantic career and stared wouderingly at
the passing writer, who hastened home, and,
wiln the enthusiasm of inspiration, wrote
that now famous composition. Th«« publish
ers have quaintly re)»r*»duced the face of the
liftby «ui toe froiitis page, uisi Lot*« is sing
ing the sou ir.
Popularity I »epeinl» ou the Point of
\ tew.
[New York Graphic ]
A Washington ju«lge has de iJ«*«l that a
1 <jy w ho climbs a telegraph pole to watch a
pauie or performance within an iackwure
do«*, not commit a trespn-«, an 1 w not guilty
of disorderly conduct. I his is calculaied to
render tho judge more popular with tlie
boys than with the per »on* who havo to
mend their trousers.
Tim 1'hin, Lney.
[Boiuervifie Journal.l
Thi* is the s*'Om n of the year when L'-icy
and JoIji come m ruefully from the Lan k
piazza ami try to explain ton i unsympath z
ing audience how it is that Lucy's fragile
110 pi>un is has broken down the hammock
that her }*a- solid 1K5 pouml» swung safely
m all the aft -î noon.
A Competent Cook.
{Harper's Bazar.)
New Cook—An' plea.*«-, ma'am, how »hall
I cock the damai
MLitre.*«— Why, bow have you oook«»d them
in other places!
New Cook—8uru 1 alius n ode iy-t* r soup
wid 'em. ______
encouraging Struggling Gen I*«.
[Peck's Sun.]
"I see that the pojc* is writing another
hook," said Mrs. Fug mi re, lotting up from
Der paper. "I've got hi- T. -s.y ou Man.'
and if tie m-w look is as good as that wo
must have a copy."
BLESSINGS OF THE DAY.
SOME OF THE PECULIARITIES OF
SUMMER RESORT LITERATURE.
—i
The Sensoii*« I'rlt liege* In the Way of
Good I tending—Hw«*et Morsels Called
I rom Many ItMiSM—Inspir
ing Theme*.
fSpiN-ial Correspondenfie.1
Nfw York, July 30.—Ju-t n* w the coun
| try L* having its annual treat of watering
I place corie*|*>ndeuc\ Newspaper* give us
broad m«1«*s of inqiortant facts an« 1 fancies
î regarding Miss Highnniitv's slippers and
Mine. Gusto's lap «log. Th**s>* are the
things which make life worth living, an 1
pluck the thorn« from the pathway of suf
fering humanitAny of us w ill cheer
fully go through all the lilsof life «luringthe
autumn, winter an l spring, if we « an have
our u-.ual supply cf watering-place literature
luring the summer.
"Of ui-ikiug many hooks there is no end,'*
but f ir ennobling, inspiring and imn«l
itrcngthi'Uiug reaiiiug gm* tne in«* letters
from seaside u*sorw, tlie spting«, mountain
hotels anl all the p«iints ivh-re m<*u and
women go in mid-summer to wear their
swell clothes, ami work off th *ir rivalries
and jealousies. Any cr a* ur** w ho tails to
get on intellectnally nn 1 spiritually on such
nutrirar*iit will never ri»*.
News|mpeis are learning at last that what
Is most needed and desireo hy the multitude
is sometbiug that will excite euvy, some
thing that will show the malcontents bow
n«d>iy life may I* (tassisl by tlie p«»
pl«< »who let agitation.* of all kinds
done, uni «levote thems-lve« exclu
sively to rivalries m costunus, voltage«
and «qinpagi s. All such vulgar attributes
as brain and interest in the affairs of every
day people are left out of acceptable corre
spondence from summer re-ort*. Only
spirited rivalries, worldly ambitions, im
porte] costumes, extraordinary diamonds,
fine borst»«, pampered dogs and wealthy
belle* are aduiittol into these sacre I columns.
The re-ult, as any blind man may see, is a
rapid mental elevation of th; ra«s;. This
kiml of liL-rature is a gr«*at devrioper of
th«.* spirituality aud higb-uiiud<*duess of
mankind.
My admiration f«»r It lia* 1«**1 me to collect
some of its choicest ]iaragraplis, in <>rd rr to
remind my r»*aders of the blessed privilege
they so thanklessly eujov. The season, I re
gret to say, is »hurt. Treats of this kiml
will Dot always he so lavishly spread before
us, hence we can't have too much of them
while they last I have cull«* l these choice
morsels from a number ot leading pap«*ri.
They refer to several resorts, i submit lh< m
ns evidence of the high ami ennobling c iar
arter of the literature which emanates from
summer r .-sorts:
Col. Fluicfluttei* appear-* 1 on Bellevue
avenue ye*ter«lay with hi* liai r freshly cut»
He wore a new and «*o*tly «tisniotul pin, and
attracted a great deal of attention.
Among tlie gu«*»ts exjie«*u*l at Mrs. Dun
levy Wtekersham's jiart y tomorrow night
are the beautiful Mrs. K!ucher*nooz<r. the
talent«.*! Miss Cranium, the wealthy Miss
Otlsou, the lovely Mine. Mightynam *, tho
«harming Mi** Coinorwoii, anl the p^tits
M s» Waspwai.st With this bevy of beau
tie* an enjoyable time Ls assured.
M î**. Ornate Mugwump wa« seen driving
in her Victoria to-day, atxompanie I by her
moth r. Her attractive figure lias been
much missel heretofore. 1'iuky Wiuky,
her d« g, wore a wide blue riblsm around
his gra«*eful n*s'k, and is liki ly to prove as
valuable «u addition to society as his ims
tres*.
On Wedncslay Mrs. Gen. Highflier an«l lier
amiable huabaad gave a «limier to fourt«*en
giH-s's, among whom were C »nut ( 1ie«**"box
aii«l Judge fsnak -root. Thu floral «enter
pi-fi; was unique. It was «if roe s, au«l the
design was in the *lia|ie of a horse, a neat
compliment to the geu«*ral's taste for the
turf. Each guest carried away a bouquet as
big as a beer keg. Gre *n ehe ■»<• was served
to countera« t the effects of i>ver* ut ng. The
eobversatiou was priuci|>ally about thà Mc
Fuddle scuudal. Mrs. Higtifli«*r wore pale
lilac, old jewel* and her usual captivating
smile.
Ln*ui.'ii'« it tioosebiil app-at **i twice on
tin* sir- yesterday in n pilka dot necktie.
The *inali dog belonging to Mrs. Judge
Junijier mV* ae I three succ«**sive times this
morning. Dr. Taikts t iugii'» was sent for.
Up to the pr<* **n; moment he lias not ar
rival, «sin* qnv itiy tho d *g i no worse.
This *n l ir i I nt accounts for the a * 'uce
of Mr. Judg»* aud Mrs. Ju«ijr* Jimip*r from
tlie avenue this afternoon. Mi*- Juilge
Junip*r i>* a great heiiei t te onl> came out
last winter.
C«»i' i"»l am! Mrs. C -rk.-crew, a" h. ir lovely
villa, entertainel Senat- r - Fireeater and
wife at luncheon yedenlav. The napkin*
were adorned with the O-rksctew c«jat-of
arm*. u pig iu a poke; also Shak« *|>eanan
texts. The S nator was iu his usual appe
tite, and was L-ipe 1 twice to everything.
The prineijial tojncs under discussion wen
their neighbors aud the lack of dignity in
the newspaper*.
Miss JellycTuinli ha* the finest figure on
the beach. Her liathing suit is a lovely com
bination of blue und red. and fits like a bar
rel-hoop.
The Axhon lies are exp*cte 1 at the Mush
rex m L<>u%* next week. Mr*. Axhandle is
worth a million in h- r own right, ami is as
beautiful a* a bald eagle.
lawyer GralmJl tore his coat <*u the car
riage door on Monday, while waving a po
lite gisulby to Mr«. Cirri line jaw after Lis
wife had reenter' <1 the house.
I>r. Kiii , *i« , "re has arriv«jd at tlie Hottd Da
lu Creme and will r main ««v»*r night. He
has a new j «a tient be cannot leave for any
length ot tiixn*, and the oi l one is still
living.
Mr*s Railroad Magnate von Whcxiledura
lowed to Mr*, insurance Company Whistler
on Oc» -an drive on Thursday os their car
riage* pa««<' I.
Mr«. Maj r Fe hlewit «Trives out at S
o'clock every day. "o-.av she wore a black
and gold g -wn, low cut shoes and pearl ear
drops. The h î-ses wore harm* s
M *« Rat-xt. nuinaU r is thi timst danwr
at Long Branch
;
Young Mr. YVaxeml has brought thirtv
suit» of clothes, no principles, and some
very fa«t Lor*«*« to tlie general fund of social
pleasure* tin*- umi i. He is consider»*! •
great catch.
Colonel F athead ha* not be n s-s-n to-day.
He sp*nt la*t evening at home in tne bosom
uf his family, lie «at on the front buicoiiy
of his cotta ; until eigiil o'click, smox.-l
fifteen «'»■nt c gar> scsycti-d his wif«», quar
relol with his daughter Daisy until nine,
and then retired in th*» sulks. The colonel
is a great <.rn.*'Ji«Mit to his set, an«l is highly
appréciât,*' ut the dub. but an evening at
home b too mu« h for kirn.
Barber Buckram and family liave taken a
cottage at Newport.
Captain Cobbler an l w ife, née De Trotter,
will «•liter..'«in tho Axha"dlM next week at a
luiK-lieon of Icfsteak nn 1 onion*.
Mrs. Reaction Kith-frill an ! family, of a
■nuthern city, ba* l«x*at«*l at Ling Bran -h.
Tbeir arrival was un eve«it of gr*sit inag
■.itude. Everything but the sun stool still,
as they approached. Our s|«.*c,al artist
*ket«*h, 1 th**iu. thne photographers "t«s>k r
th«»m a* they pas* d up th - hotel stejis, and
f«»urtee:i m-xlistes were on Laud to copy
th -ir gowns. Mrs. Kith-( ail's costumes out
shone and outnumbered every other woman's
last summer. During her two mouth-.' stay
she never wore the same dress twice, and
she carried several b«>me with her without
showing them at all. This year she is not
wily prepared to make all other women < n
vious, hut w ill lend them a regular Waterloo
in the matter of clothe«. Heventeen immense
trunks and a private drew maker have ar
rived. The trunk* have been photographed
for The Society Slaughterer, aud a tut of
the dres-maker is jroniis"d tor several of
our l«»iidiiig dailies.
Mrs. Kill.'bell will, however, have a |K>w
erful rival in the person of Mrs. Klazer, of
New York, w ho ha* given warning that she
will l»e at the same hotel in a week or so,
armed with ont hundred costumes of for
eign make. Mr. Blazer lias already l «een on
the gjounds and engng«**! room*. This coe
tunie fight promise* to b«j particularly spir
ited, and w ill give great life to the hotel
where it take* plmv, as well a* exert a benefi
cial influence « n *«x-ie-y everywhere. It is,
indted, a matter of congratulation that iu
times like thesi\ when wars evils, epi
demics. revolutions, reformat ions anl other
unpleasant topics ore obtruding thi-mselve«
up>on the minds of the mans-«, there are still
a few women who k«ep their minds unsul
lied and stick taithfully to tb«* pure, holy
and womanly topic of dre*«. These things
give us hop»
The turnouts of Colonel Craeko'doom ar
rived from New York yesterday morning.
For several season* they have lieen the envy
of all visitors at the Spring*.
Mrs. Altitude attracts a gnwt deal of at
tention at the Bnnthimn House by a ten
thousatid-d. liar brae »let.
Mi*» Georgina M« zzocoloro enjoy* œlle
dom at tlie Ax minster hy reneon of her ig
norance of everything but dress
A beautiful tiger lily is iu lull Moot» iu
the ground* «J S-nator Knaj dittÿoii and at
tracts much attention.
Mis* Margery Doublefrill, worth two mil
lion in h r own right, was marrie«! to Mr.
Archituil 1 G re y bill Hornpipe on Monday.
She wore a toilet of white satin and taco
that cost tô.'XiU. Mr. Horn]>ipe is distin
guished a.* a leader of the german.
The eccentric Mrs. Coughdr.-p went driv
ing recently in a simple and unpretentious
carriage. -M;... C. is fond of «resting the
town to the ■ harmless httl*.* re-teatiooa
Mrs, fcq lurge's numerous and original
equip«.'•* attract a* much att nt.uu this
summer a* ever. A sight of her golden
chariot chasing the golden hours makt* oue
feel thaï life is indeed worth living.
Mr-. Worldly'.* charming little dog.
Epreckles, wears a th"U*and «lolhirdiamoud
an hi* ii.sk ribteiu. The dear little creature
is greatly admired anl envied by every
body.
The K-tJedrum family will arrive day
after to-niorrow. Mrs. Kettledrum's cos
tume* are -anl to be perfectly owrpowaring
this s«*ason.
It is generally «■oucelcl fl at Miss Blancbi
fl. wer Murphy i«a* the smallest hand on the
island.
A ban lsome yonng gallant, who ha* be»n
dassling society at th; pi-*r for a moutri,
left sud le dy bud nig t. Hisset are greatly
perplexe . W» know th'* caiL-»- of hi* hasty de
parture. A late rumor says that his move
ments were act'd.-rated bv his 1 mndtess,
w ho unexpectedly presonU*d her bilL
Mrs. Trump'teall has the most extrava
gant w ar trobe at -Beach. Her gowns
were deM-rihe 1 at U-ngth in The Bugle la*t
week. One of -Mrs. T.'s charms is her hatred
of anything strong-minded. Hh ■ Ls a "true
woman,'' and shrinks from notoriety. Kh.«
wouldn't vote n r anything; neitner would
ala-viilgariz-' her*-If by liuving view* on
any pobl.c qu *: ou. The "tru woman"
always *i.r:u .«?. She might bo said to I* >
l>orn shr.nker. Fuhlic mention, except in
the matt rot .ier «loi he*, i* odious to lier.
Here 1 i e*i my ca-e, leaving my reatler*
to think it over. Max EvtOX.
ttrlp From Above.
,L»ul»n Press.]
In thi* cai lv days ot Methodism in S -o'land
a certain «-"ngregation. where there wf.s but
«me rich men. desired to build a new chapel.
A church in.c iug was held. Tn«* old rich
Be itehmnn r e and saiil: "Brethren, w*
dinna nwd a new chapel; I'll give five
pounds for repaint"
Ju-t then a bit of plaster failing from th?
ceding hit him on the head.
Looking up and seeing bow lad it w as, h«
sn'd: "Brethren, i s worse than I thought;
I'll nia! * it fif*v pun'."
"Oh, L. r.1,'* « x claim.*1 a devoted brothet
cu a back seat, "hit 'im again."
< OBtlwive Fvhlence.
!Arxatisiiw Traveler.)
Juig K «î. r: Gnnrud, ta» L : 1-- it --k
Eugu*hman wuo nnnuaiiv cvi. orate* the
birilulav «.f tlie queen, »»« recently sun •
j mooed a* a wi<;. ss to te.iify in aca.se <f
, h g *» alia ;.
"The am t»f the \<g was sold tome, your
boaor, a .id ha : terwards, w hen -u-piv ion wu>
bexeited. I u ti«-ed that a part of ths'air ol
the '. ^ w:.* 1- . . n tbe'anu Then we g t
theid« .f :)i" gaud saw that the air uu
the 'am tit d n.uto the'ole in th ■ 'hie."
T . i- - <
thief wascoav cteX
Tliere are about 2,«)00 .nan in the employ
of Claus Spreckels, the Hawaiian sugar
king.
now TO I.OOK UGLY.
HOW THOUGHT SHAPES THE BODY
ACCORDING TO ITS CHARACTER.
The Fit««, the I tpraMitin »f the Wliul.
(anse and l.flVct in Ilnoiitn t ;;ll
iKss Nature Working
from V. it hin.
{Original J
Thi; k u dines and you <*an be a* uglv at
*in. Iu iact sin is ug.m .*«•«. Lay awake
nights and revi-w toe okl g.-udge, tlie old
grievance, th» ol 1 quarr d over an I over
agu u. t all it up so often that ut last it
conn** without railing. K »metnuer or «ion't
rememb r. as you choose, that every nn»«iof
mini imprint« itself on th»- foe*. Als«>,
that tue ionger the mood continu-"., so do*s
th«* iu.print. Aral that, if contiuu«»l week
after we?k. m nth af«er month, year after
year, at :re«|ui*ut intervals, thi* imprint
tasten* its-If «>n your f atures, comes to
stay on ) Langs out its sign there.
Canwtin can't wash it off. ('«nineties
reach only sk n <ie »p. Your ugl r.e* « lies far
under the skin, it's in part anuff»ctionof
th* heart. N«it tue ponderable, pui|i«lile,
|ialpitatiug bear!, but tlie bcuit of your
chai a -:.*r aud «lisp sit ion.
I>oe-n't your fa«*c take on th • a«pect and
charac'*r of the mood you're inf Isn't it a
very diff rent fare when lit upwitn hope,
confidence «i.d cb«s-rfuines» tuan when «larx
ened au.l «lull *1 hy discouragement and
hopelessness.' What, then, is the infer-u«*?!
If the mood be mule [»»miment, won't the
look it brings to the face also be permanent!
Stick a pin in thi* idea: Every ugly,
m an, peevish, irritable, vicious, glcxuny,
hopeless thought d«jes its little toward shap
ing your whole body in acconlanoe with its
charn«-ter. Thought must have expression
in other ways b*.»sidea speech. Th«»ughts
mot el flesh, hone and muscle to look like
themsd ves. Too aggregation of ugly
thoughts forms an aggregation of ugliness.
There's a melancholy man, a gloomy wo
man. Isn't the sign bung out on their faces<
Of course. It grew there. It is still grow
ing. The manufacturer works from the in
side.
There's a man and woman who want all
they «an g«*t. an«l more, if jiossiblc. Hasn't
the unrest and raL*ery of gré*»! and seifislt
ness place 1 its marks very plaiu in sundry
curve* and Hnesf Am I preaching here#
No. Only telling of cause and eifert of Na
ture doing lier w ork on the face as its owner
bids her do. Nature'» a most oliedient
servant. She does a* she's bidden, regard
less of con»e<[UeiK*eB to those who bid. Set
a match to the powder magazine and you
have a blow-up. Fire, air and element
working in «dielienw to Nature's law*. If
you stand over th" jiowiler as you toui-h the
match to it v«>u go up in small pieces in
oliedience to law and order. It's no affair
of N" Hire's tliat you put yours If wh.*re
you do.
Pretty world this would be were h r laws
to vary and powder sometime* refuse to
burn w h«*.i tire was applied to it. Or that
trees shoul 1 grow sometimes root up in tlie
air, or rice wrw; or that your nose should
suddenly and without warning become as
long as your arm, or that your facj should
be ugly or pleasing without s >me inevit
able and unvarying law to make it
so. What m«et you think makes most
the exprès, ai. Gtxxi things to thi*ak
of. Wnat m->st you think Abes aJon-»
models the fac*. if you're discontented,
peevish and irritable by yourself, di-s-on nt,
peevishness and irritability will hang th«ir
sign out on your fare, aud there's no getting
behind it, no matter how much of simulate!
humor you "put on" in company. Keep in
a constant fret. Worry, worry, worry from
morning till night. Lea*n t » worry over
trill s. Build mountain* <>f misery out of
mole hill« of little obstacles. Result—fret
ful expression. Talk about your neighbors
behind th. ir lacks. F.nd fault w th them.
Fuiil all the <*vd pesible in them. Hope to
find more Keep this up. Close your eyes
to the good iu them. K«?i»p tb«;ir evil side
uppermost. Pry into their busiue«*. G«**«ip.
Blander. Ke* p your eyes an«l ears open and
your tomgue going almut tb«*UL This also
w ill put its peculiar expression of ugliuo s
on your faeî. There are many shades
of aglmsss. Indtadry and persever
ance can unite them all. Nature is
an industi iou* architect on whatever you a t
her to building, and works as bard on a tem
ple of sin as on one of holiue s.
'•Curses come homo to roostf 1 Yes, they
return to roost p» rman>*ntly on th«- fa«*e. A
lifelong hard swearer carries brooiLsof these
fowl in every lineament. "Uh, but he was
uever hear«l to swear!" That ma«ie no dif
fereu« ?. The swearing went on inside just
thesanii, ani the result Is written on the
outside.
Ite cyni<al likewise. Believe in nothing
and nobody. Sn***r at th" idea of anv thing
approaching a«**- lute bom-sty or un." ti-b
ues*. P. suit—cynical exjircs dt®.
Live in a liarr«*n room. Look out of the
window «m a barren yarX Let the eye rest
wily < n ash piles, broken barrows, old bar
rels and boxes, old tomato «an* and ruldu-sh.
Kling in a <l«*a«l cat at intervals. Ext;rj*atj
any green thing w hieb has there th-» temerity
to attempt growing. Cultivate only the dis
mal, the squalid, thi forh-ru. Have every
thin? about hanl, angular, sharp, ragged,
p Inte l. R.-gard a't ornameutati-m as
"flummery. ' liave such dismal an l doi
couraged thin;-* always about you, so that
' heyk p in your mm I s eve and Ixcuu«
fixture* there. The idea.* an 1 thoughts to
which they give birth will become part of
you and help make you ugly.
Never dre * save for couq any. L -ok al
ways like a fright when you are by your
self. Show your estimât.ou of yourself by
the shabb.ii *s of your atiir.. Wear your
oldest rags when you have none buts-if to
look at. Cultivate thus the habit of uegltKt
a* to gart», and fondly and falsely imagine
your dre s won't betray it when spasmod
ically you are "fixe! up'' for company.
Do you not feel shabby attire wtien you
wear it# Do you not feel rag* wtien you
wear rug*? Do you not feel an old thread
bare worn ««ut coat or gown when it i* <*i
your person! Do you not feel something of
freshness anil newness in new clothes# Is
this all imagination, as you call it# Ora
whim? Or a fani'ïf I « not feeling thinking,
and if your g-»rb m«k * \ou think the w«.»ru
out and thr 'adhaie, are you not generating
w iLhin » «• i ihi-ugu. of L.e chani -tei i How do
you know hu that this i.a* a g«»»i «leal to do
with t e :: i o--.:pof idoodand flesh, lliuschs
anl nerve, and 'ha > .s|v which these take#
"R dictdousr you sav. "Tlie man's a«v
tually trying to make out that thoughts ars
thi tig«, thr>t cur id *ns an* sub*tance^ and
that the *3 things make us and sbafie u*. - '
*'R.«f-«*ifluusl' you »ay. Rid. ul ms, I
thin<, t.iat for ages we have assumed that
tboug d »»a* nothing. ««• next to it L-cause
we «*nn't *"e or fed it—that an id«a warnt a
pr • u *t <>f the tdemun:» a» much a* a tree or
a fl .wer.
Hasn't the Idea of fa«t running, in«tilk*l
m »r.* and more in a breed of «1«* made the
greytanu il slim-lioli *d# Hasn't th" niea < f
flgh'.m and t«»aring. similarly cultivated
by the human Imite in another «-anine spe
ci««K, male I he hull-log ruu largely to jaw
and grip# Hasn't the same id a oi getting
fa.*t over the ground made ou» speci«« of
horse slim-badi.-d and slim-leg^e L You
say: "Th.* i«li*a of mini in a dog!" What!
a«*rea;u:s that can love, fear, hate, know
p«»«>pk* by s ght. Lave re«*oll«Kaiou aud iulel
lip*n«*e. ami y«*t without mind#
To finish off your uglinw*. cultivate also
the night s de, the black side of life. Kay
ever to yourself and others: "What is it
all fer# What's the use of living, anyway#
We're naught but accid**utal at ms and
transitory worms of the dust, and the sooner
we're out of this muddle the better." This
kind of thought will give you a gloomy,
sardonic aud semi-«levilL*b expression. It is
effectual in driving the best people away
from you and attracting to you («irlorn,
miserable creature* like yourself, anl there
will iu time be among you all a general
similarity of expression, despite differences
of feature.
Make up your mind at or near what is
called "middle age" that you are too old to
learn anyihing new. Stick to thing*, idea»
and customs as they were twenty odd years
t go. This will keep your min«l twenty o«ld
years behind tlie time* and your fa«-e will
al*o assume a bellind-tbe time ancient grave
yard expression. If you will jersist in
always looking back your fa.e will look
bark. When you live so much in vour back
brain the back of your head tri«*s to become
the front. This causes confusion. It's like
sticking the back of the bouse on the front.
Hope looks always with eager, glowing
countenanre ahead. Rétros;»*«-! may serve
for an hour's entertainment ; but if you in
sist on livin g in the graveyard of the [«n-t
be sure you will have something of a grave
yard look.
For a feu final tou«*he*, to put the iud -
finable charm, the .t« ne sei is quoi to your
ugliness observe these directions B. itow
all the trouble you «'an. Thre«^fourth* of it
mav nev* r come to pass, but the re.ud surely
will «m your face. Cultivate th * pout. It
muy be pretty on a v«»nng mouth, but w ill
grow to be a deformity if allowed to "set
iu." Cultivât» hurry in the doing of every
thing. Be alwavs m a sort of ramjiage.
L«*t the it a«t disappointment knock you
over ami u|eot you completely.
Pue.ntrk Mi lford.
Bostox. Julv 15.
< omiiiii.l.o«* Vamterbilt's Horse Truite.
i St L>uis Gtohe-Detno-.-rai ]
It \va- at a time when the N *- York Cen
tral railroai w as welcoming friends. One-lay
th • «xramod* reencountered J«-i *iiah K*i d>er,
ju«t out of H«'m'»r, hesid- a ;md in 'l<it. <>na
horse w a« in tne lot, a*id J d.-d.a.. ». in- i
to L»' bestowing most affectionat • flan--**
upon the arnmuL "Whose lan 1 is thi , Mr.
Barber?" Ttms the coaitnud«»re. ''Mia ,
sir.'' Thus Jchsliah. "Fine pr« perty and,
a nic<»-l<*)iJng Least tha' is over there, Mr.
Barber." Tbe commolore «x* luave. Jeie
diah »* a - a man w hose fri ;ti i.*hi[> was worth
having. "Right you are." J«»d«sliah was
emphatic. "Howr much will you take for
the horse?' wa* the comm id ore's question.
"Don't want to sell,"'was J«* l«*«liah'* answer.
"1 like the animal sl«»ok*, and w ould give you
a pretty g-wd price," the comm »«lore |sr
sists. "C'au'i help it; half of that horse be
l«»ngs to Farmer Jones, down below," Jed
ediah explauiv "1 will take my chances
with Jones aud give you $:tiM for the other
half." "Cash?' a-k. Jcdrdah, with a
twinkle in his eya "Ju*t the same—a check
pavab'e on sight, and to b.ud the bargain
I'll haud you my watch t«» keep till you get
your money." The watch w a* a* l.audsoma
a* any worn in thaï «lay, anl J .eduh wa*
the man that wore it ever a!.« , for with a
candor that chilled th«» railroad magnate he
explained: 'Mr. Vanderbilt, this lot is nunc;
one-half of tliat b«»rse is Farmer Junes'—and
so is thj other half. He pays iuj to let it
pasture her.». If anvtniug ge-s tue matter
with this timepiece i'll sind you word. I'm
to k.*ej» it, you know, till you find my half ol
that quadrupeI." Mr. J^-Jsliah Barber
Ui-iugbt th.* was funny, aul the ccm ii«»lore,
w;fhrath*ra gritu sort of hum«».- on his
countenance, had to try to ho»v that he »«at
ju*t as much aiiins**! a* anyood/ eiset The
two ui.*a were warm trieud* ever aft-rwani,
aud Um wutchwas not wtxstei. p-Thaps.
A Customer for Tbiiioler K«l«.
[New York Times. I
''You see," *»id the fann*»r 1 1 the light
ning-rod agent, 'it ain't Ughtnin' that I'm
afraid of, it's thunder. Thunder aller» I'ar
alvz w n«". I d««n't want no lightain' rod*."
"W< II," a Knitted th** ag«*nt, "I think ray
a- ft!..*»t thunter is the more «'anurous cl
tu t M .. you want i« t' un er r«»di."
"Hm«. v<*u «or thunder rot*?"
'«I'l. «<*-; tu • brass- tipp 1 rois are fot
lic.it d ig. a* o i* nics"i-ti|'p»d fertbonden
but th** («teer <*o*t a little more."
•*. gucM vou km put up a few of there
thunder n«k' said the farmer. "I don't
mnid pa in' a little extry so loo g a* I 1'rel
sat".
A .lokc t)l.l**r thnn America.
[London Letter in Plclndelphl.'i Times ]
Ad tie t .-atrical [s-ojilj are l.iiighmg at
an old Alter *an gag that ti >y rave put on
Parry Hull van. I thick it was starte«!
about Edwin F« rrs*t. At any rate, take it
an i label it with tbe name of any star actor
and i l fit f«»r vanity; but here it is: In
view oi th" well known grea* -'pun of
himself of Barry Sullivau, sonn* w ok* I wags
instruct a small boy to go down '>n hi - kii **r
when he i re-aats the tragv-liaa »vitu a let
ter. Tragedian takes the homage c*»»lly aud
quite a- fiis «lue. but remark.* blandly: "You
kneel to u.e, but I q.ij*-, my b.»y, that yoj
al*o Jo not tail to nightly kneel to Una who,
FtaifAP;, h> ^raater far tnau 1 aui)"

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