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Few are entirely free from it.
It may develop so slowly as to cause
little If any disturbance during the whole
period of childhood.
It may then produce Irregularity of the
stomach and bpwels, dyspepsia, catarrh,
and marked Pendency to consumption
before manifesting itself in much cutaneous
eruption or glandular swelling.
It is best to be' sure that yon are quite
free from it, and for its complete eradica
tion you can rely on
Hood's Sarsaparilla
The best of all medicines tor all humors.
biggest Vessel Afloat
The five-master now bèing built foi
Messrs. F. Laeisz of Hamburg will,
when completed, be the largest sailing
ship afloat. She will be named tho
Preussen, her designated displacement
being 12,000 tons and registered ton
nage 8,000. The German built vessel
exceeds in tonnage any of the Ameri an
five-masters and even exceeds the seven
masted steel schooner now under con
struction at the yards of the Fore River
Ship & Engine company at Quincy,
MaW, which has a displacement of
10,000 tons.
Binder Twine Market Rises Helf a Cent and
Is Still on the Up Grade.
Confirming predictions in our former
comments on Binding Twine, prices
have advanced one-half cent per pound
on all grades. This advance is made
on the strong position of the fiber
market, and indications are that pres
ent prices will be maintained, although
even higher prices may prevail in the
very near future.
Consumption will be larger than an
ticipated as, from farm papers of the
Mississippi valley, a larger amount of
twine than usual will be required for
the oat harvest, an increase of at least
25 per cent by most conservative esti
mate. Wheat straw is large and grain
lodged, thus demanding more twine
where only an average was looked for
a few Greeks since. This means a
shortage of twine in the East.
A careful canvass of the Northwest
indicates that home manufacutrers are
well prepared to take care of the market
of this section, and native pride would
dictate that, other things being equal,
home products Bhould be given prefer
ence. Brands with no superior in
quality, and an excellence such as pos
sessed by the Ç.over Leaf Brand with
lower cost per 1,000 feet, also a market
near at hand, dealers should not hesi
tate in making up their orders. At
present, however, heavy shipments are
being made, and orders should be placed
at once as better attention can be given
to early orders than where bunched so
near harvest time
The Consolation Prize.
Louise—Alice has quit giving bridal
Ethel—How queer. What is her
Louise—Well, alio says when a wed
ding invitation comes she feels happier
if she takes some money and buys her
self a new book.—Ohio State Journal.
A Convenient and helpful System for Rural
Résider ts.
Special attention is called to the an
nouncement of the Portland Trust Com
pany of Oregon, which appears in
another column. This is a very old
and well established trust company,
and its certificates of deposit are in use
throughout Oregon, as well as in Cali
fornia. Maryland, Wisconsin and otuer
points. Farmers and stockmen, who
have money lying idle, can by the use
of these certificates get interest up to
the very date on which they withdraw
the money. If, for example, a farmer
had to make a payment on the 15th of
December, and he held one of the Port
land Trust Company of Oregon's 90
day certificates, he could give notice on
the 15th of September, and would re
ceive his money on the loth of Decem
ber, with interest up to that very date.
The trust company will be glad to furn
ish additional informuti- n upon request.
Fa's Idea of Ships.
"What is an airship, pa?"
"A ship that puts on airs, my son."
"Is a airship, like other ships, called
'she?' "
"Certainly; didn't I just say that
an .airship was a ship that put on airs?"
—Smart Set.
For Infaats and Children.
The Kind You Hava Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
What the Senate waa Doing,
A visitor at the capitol in Washing
ton asked a senate doorkeeper: "What
are they discussing in the Senate?"
"Why, I think it's a bill to make It
against the law to kill the President,"
he replied.—Kansas City Star.
'it Cure* While Sou Walk.
Allen's Foot-Ease makes tight and new shoes
feel easy. It is a Certain cure for sweating, cal
lous and swollen, tired,hot, aching feet. Try it
oday. A tall druggists, 25c. Trial pack age mail
ed FREE. Adress Allen 8. Olmsted, LeRoy,
Ne Ya
"So you won't chpp the wood?"
"No, lady," answered Meandering
Mike, in a tone of deep sorrow. "I'm
a kleptomaniac. I'm afraid I might
steal some of it."—Washintgon Star.
No Deterrent
"Sharp is somewhat unscrupulous,
isn't he?" '
Tes, it will take more than his con
science to keep him from making a for
tune."—Town and Country.
"Yes," says the philosophical person,
"wealth brings Its disappointments."
"After we lose It." puts in the mate
rialistic man.—Judge.
"I see goose feathers have goue 'way
up on the market." "Yep." "And still
ill the dealers keep marking them
down.''—Baltimore News.
New Cook—I'm afraid I can't take
the place, mum. Mistress—Why? New
Cook—Well, mum, the kitchen table
ain't big enough for plug pong.
Aunt Matilda—Clara says she is 28.
does she? She isn't a day under 3b.
Bertha«—Perhaps she has been marked
down for a matrimonial bargain, aunt.
Mrs. P.—And 1 suppose if we have
another war you'll stay at home like a
coward? Mr. P.—My dear, no one
could call me a coward if I remained
at your side.
She—I hope our dear good pastor will
be able to refute these heresy charges.
He—I guess he's all right. I under
stand the deacons are betting three to
one on an acquittal.
A country convert, full of zeal, offer
ed himself for service in his first pray
er meeting remarks. "I'm ready to do
anything the Lord, asks me." he said,
"so long as it's honorable."—Life.
"You and your sister are about the
same size, and you look exactly alike.
Twins, aren't you?" asked the visitor.
"Course not!" exclaimed Tommy, high
ly Indignant. "She's a girl."
"Yes," said the funny barber, "we're
up to date here. We shave you walle
you wait." "Indeed!" replied Pepprey
"I've usually found that you shave sev
eral other fellows while I wait."
Famous Author—I shall have to stop
sending out any more small checks.
Instead of cashing them the recipients
bave them framed to preserve my auto
graph. She—Never mind. It will only
last a few weeks.—Life.
Mr. Jonsing (watching his wife at the
scrubbing board)—Why doan yo' call
me a hobo an' be done wid it? Mrs.
Jonsing—'Cause dis ain't no aftah-dlu
nah hokay talk. 1's kuockin' now, not
handin' yo' vl'lets.—Judge.
"I bet Tinkens that my bicycle could
go a mile a minute for fifty miles. 1
won." "You don't mean to say iha
you rode that fast?" "No." "Then
how did you arrange It?" "Why. 1 put
the bicycle in the baggage of a through
Young Wife—I don't see why we
enn't get a plain cook. I have adver
tised for one daily for more than two
weeks. Husband—Advertise for a good
looking one, my dear, and you'll nave
a dozen applicants the first dash out of
the box.
In Court.—"What an awful lookiu
villain the prisoner is!" whispered
lady In the police court to her husband;
"I should be afraid even to stand near
him!" "Hush!" warned her husband,
"the prisoner hasn't been brought in
jet. That's his lawyer."—Tit-Bits.
"Even though you seem successful
for a time." said the solemn theorist,
"you will find some day that you have
not a friend left In the world." "That's
all right," answered the practical poll
tlcian; "it's a part of my business to
see that my friends don't get left."—
Washington Star. •
Lady (engaging servant)—Why did
you leave your last place? Servant—1
couldn't put up with the way one of the
young mistresses used to copy me.
mum. Lady—What do you mean ? Ser
vant—Why, I had a private soldier for
my sweetheart, and what must she do
but get a hoffleer for hers.—Tid-BIts.
Prof. Shortmind (after the introduc
tion)—May I ask whether you are re
lated to the Miss De Styles, whom 1
met at the seashore last summer? Miss
De Styles—Why, professor, I am the
same Miss De Styles. Prof. Shortmind
—Ah. Indeed! That no doubt accounts
for the remarkable resemblance.—Chi
ehgo News.
In the Near Future.—The Cook—Oi'm
sorry, mum. but the walkin' diligatn av
th' Suprame Ordher av Cooks hov or
dhered me t' throw up me Job. Mrs.
Subbub (tearfully)—Oh, Norah! What
have I done? The Cook—Nawthia'
mum; but yer foolish husblnd got sbnv
ed in a non-union barber shop, th' day
before ylsterday.—Brooklyn Life.
"Say. Pat. I hear you've been offered
a job in the customs. Are you goiug
to take It?" "Shure. an' I am." "But
the hours are long and the pay had."
"It's meself that knows It." "Surely,
those are two good reasons for refus
ing it?" "Thrue for ye. me hhoy, but
I've got six reasons for acceptin' it."
"What are they?" "Shure, a wife an
foive kids."
Citlman—Yes. I'll be glad to run out
and see you some time. What's your
number? Subbubs — Why— er— the
houses iu Swampburst are uot num
bered,yet. Citlman—Well, how shall I
find you? Subbubs—Turn to the left
from the station, and walk down the
road until you come to the secoud big
puddle. My house Is directly opposite.
—Springfield Republican.
A squad of recruits were getting rid
of some ammunition on the range the
other day, and the sergeant in charge
began to use strong language as the fir
ing proceeded and the target remained
unpunctured. "What! missed agaiq?"
he roared, as an unfortunate recrttlt
cut up the dust for the seventh consec
utive time. "Great Scot! 1. don't be
lieve you could hit a furniture ran."
"Oh, you needn't crow, sergeant." re
torted the recruit, "you nlsseti a train
yesterday. "
Woman Traffics In Heads Of ths Dead
for Medicinal Purposes.
The Japanese Government for many
years has been trying to stamp out a
most barbaric custom among Its sub
jects of the lower classes, handed down
for centuries—that of using the heads
of dead bodies for medicinal purposes,
says the San Francisco Bulletin. A few
days before the steamship Coptic sailed
from Yokohama a family was arrested
for carrying on the grewsome trade.
The heads were either charred over a
fire and thus sold, or ground Into pow
der. The powder thus obtained Is sold
under the disguised names of Tensekl,
Tengal or Henjirishl, according to Its
form. - It Is formally announced that
these heads are the charred heads of
stags and no one but the druggist or
his chief assistant is supposed to know
the real facts.
The police have now succeeded, how
ever, in tracing the persons who pro
cure these heads, and the wife of a man
named Hanamoto Kakichl, residing at
Nippoubashlsujl, Higashi, Osaka, and
her eldest son were arrested on Feb. 10
as the result of a search of their house.
The man had been suffering from lep
rosy for three years. A human head,
quite intac{, was found In the dwell
ing. This one had already been charred,
but two more were discovered buried
in the ground, being seemingly too old
for disposal. Besides the heads, a con
siderable number of snakes, some
measuring over five feet In length, were
found in tubs, and also a number of
tortoise and hundreds of live bujlfrogs.
These were also for charring and sell
ing as medicine.
The woman, upon examination, at
first stated that she found the head In
a pond near Sakai. Upon being taken
to the pond, however, she confessed
that she got the head from a cemetery
at Sumlnoyemura, Nishlnari-gun, Osa
ka. From her statement It appears she
was in the habit of going to the ceme
tery to catch snakes, of which a great
number abound there, and thus made
the acquaintance of the watchman.
Together they devised a plan for se
curing the heads of people burled In
the cemetery. This outrage, it appears,
has been going on for years, but has
only now come to Hght.
Conditions Are Widely Different in the
Two Countries.
In Germany It may be said that the
tendency is to make better workmen;
in America and England the tendency
is to make better men. The Anglo-Sax
on policy is to "cast the bantling on the
rock" and let him work out his own
salvation through temptation. In Ger
many the policy is quite the reverse;
the workman ,is protected from dis
ciplining temptation and ruled in a
thousand ways by the government in
stead of being allowed to rule himself.
American discipline is from within,
German from without.
The Germnu workman is without
hope even in religion, for it is rare that
German workman is ever seen in
church after confirmation; there is lit
tle or no chance for him to rise; he las
before him no possible career in poli
tics, nor any hope of becoming a Car
negie or u Huntington. Consequently
he is without ambition to do his work
faster or by better methods; he is con
tent to do what his father did, without
thinking, though the all-seeing govern
ment is making herculean efforts
through its scores of technical and in
dustrial schools—the best in the world—
to stir him from his stolid and prece
dent-bound lethargy.
The German workman Is slow, says
the Outlook, therefore his wages are
small. It is less expensive in Germany
to hire muscle than it is to install ex
pensive machinery. Therefore in all
sorts of German manufacturing estab
lishments one sees clouds of workmen
bending their backs to burdens which
America are borne swiftly, noiselessly
and more cheaply by electricity or
More Profitable.
The "anti-daisy bill," introduced into
the New York State Assembly, pro
vided that the daisy be classed as a
detrimental, together with the wild
carrot, the common Çanada thistle and
the wild lettuce; and that if a farmer
did not dig up these weeds the tax
assessors were empowered to enter the
farm, dig them up and charge the ex
pense to the farmer, along with his
Recently, according to the New York
Tribune, this bill was the subject of
conversation between a city and a
country assemblyman.
"Do you think that such a bill is a
good bill?" asked the city member.
"The daisy is one of the most beauti
ful flowers that we have, exquisite iu
Its simplicity."
"That may be." replied the country
member. "It is beautiful to look at.
but It ruins a crop of hay."
"But Jf you dig up our daisies what
will our poets do?"
"Raise hay, If they're wise. What
kind of a show does a poet stand, any
way? At the present time a bale of
hay brings a good deal higher price
than the same amount of verse."
Newspapers of the Country.
An arithmetic mun calculates the
newspaper and periodical output In the
United States at 2,865,460,000 dailies.
1,208,190,000 weeklies and 263.452,000
monthlies; total, 4,377,108,000 copies—
an amount of printed matter equal to
2,000,000,000 average novels.
Panama Hats from Belgium.
The Panama hats sold In England do
not come from America. They are
made in Belgium.
Ever notice that when you particu
larly try to be entertaining, you gossip
Mrs. X. Schneider, 2409 Thirty
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Mrs. Fanny Klavadatscber, of Sum
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"For three months I suffered with
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the kidneys, and a dull, pressing sen
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symptoms of pelvic catarrh.
"But after taking two bottles of Pe
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Send for "Health and Beauty,"
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B. Hartman, president Hartman Sani
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Woman Journeyed from Atlanta to
Washington in Solitary Grandeur.
A plucky Southern woman scored a
victory over a grasping corporation re
cently and is one of the proudest of
her sex in consequence. She got on
a Pullman car attached to the South
ern's train at Birmingham and showed
a ticket' and a Pullman car coupon for
Washington. When the train arrived
at Atlanta It was found that the wom
an was the only passenger on the car
ticketed for the North. When she was
asked to transfer to another car at
tached to the North bound train she
produced her Pullman coupon from her
card case and said:
"This entitles me to a section in this
car to Washington."
"Th^t is all right, madam," replied
the conductor. "Other arrangements
have been made and this car will uot
go through."
"I think It will," said the lady. "My
coupon says I am to ride in this car
to Washington and 1 don't propose to
leave the ear."
Efforts of the officials to make the
woman leave the Pullman were in
vain. She was perfectly cool and de
termined and finally the railway offi
cials admitted defeat by attaching the
Pullman with Its Blngle passenger to
the North-bound train and carrying It
through to Washington. The car w as
without a conductor or porter and, pas
sengers along the way thought it a
deadhead car, but J. M. Culp, traffic
manager of the Southern, and J. I..
Cox, of Atlanta, a soliciting freight
agent for the road, who were ou the
train, told the story of- the occurrence
at Atlanta and admitted defeat for
theiif company. The name of the wom
an was not given by the Southern offi
cials. She was well dressed and dis
tinguished looking.
t The Better Part of Valor.
In a ease of attempted murder, the
accused was stated to have tired two
shots at his victim in rapid succession.
Counsel, examining witness: "You say
you heard the shots fired?
Witness—Yes, sir.
Counsel—How near were you to the
scene of the affray?
Witness—At the time when the first
shot was fired I was about ten feet
from the shooter.
"Ten feet! Then tell the court how
far you were when you heard the sec
ond shot fired!"
"I didn't measure the distance.
"Speaking approximately, how far
should you say?"
"Well, I should think it was about
half a mile!"
Truth may be eclipsed, but cannot be
Must Be.
both ' her
friends, of
"Do you think," asked he, "that she
is as old as she looks?"
"She tries not to look it," replied
she,"so she must be." Feminine per
spicacity transcends masculine reason
She Didn't Care.
"Pardon me," said t^ie reporter who
had been sent to write up her wedding
"bat we should have to get out a sup
plement in order to print the list of
your wedding presents.
"O I wouldn't mind that," consented
ti* bride, archly.—Ohio State Journal.
Their Love of Bright Colora Exem
plified in Gay Costumes.
The women of St. Pierre, who only
a few weeks ago were leading a hap
py. butterfly life, are said to have been
strikingly picturesque and even beau
tiful. A chatty, recent writer says of
them: *
Their love for color is the passion
ate fondness for brightness of all the
races from which they spring—negro.
French and Indian. Fashions change
not at all from decade to decade, anil
the only difference between the dress
of the richer class and the poor is a
matter of quality, except in the case
of the women who act as carriers of
fruit and vegetables.
These wear a simple garment, not
unlike an Empire gown, made with a
good deal of fullness and drawn up
under the girdle in such a way as to
leave the limbs free. This gown is
always off some vivid hue, with which
the golden tint of the skin contrasts
exqiuisitely, and as the women are
beautifully formed, the effect is that
of draped statuary.
In the Well-to-do class the same pas
sion for color is shown. Over a loose,
white linen garment, richly embroid
ered with full, flowing sleeves, a gown
is worn that is much like that Just
described, but is of silk or fine muslin.
Crimson, yellow, blue or green may be
the ground color, on which brilliant
flowers of vividly contrasting shades
are printed. This is caught up by a
silk sash to a comfortable walking
length, and a long scarf of thin silk
is draped eoquettishly around the
shoulders. The costume is completed
by a kerchief of gay colors, tied about
the head with a conspicuous bow on
top, and frequently a large jeweled
brooch at each side of the fastening.
The women have a stately carriage
that I have never seen surpassed.
Whether bearing a basket of cakes
or fruit on the head, to be sold at the
shops and houses, or sauntering down
to the water to be rowed about for
amusement, their dignity of manner
and statuesque beauty of form are fas
cinating in the extreme.
The better class has some education,
and the women study a little music
and embroider exquisitely by way of
accomplishments. They have rhusical
voices, as a rule and sing sad little
creole songs or gay French chansons
very prettily.
They are a cleanly people and util
ize the mountain streams to keep the
streets clean, as well as for baths.
One of the "show" places is the great
shower bath in the court of the alms
house. The force of the water from
the mountain height is immense, and
the baths are frequented by many be
sides the inmates of the bouses.
The white population is only a' few
thousands, so that the only impression
that one derives from the street
throngs is that of the native popula
tion, with its colors and brightness.
The two do not mingle in any way
there are enough of the whites to form
a charming society, and the natives
are perfectly content to be ignored so
ciallj\—New York Tribune.
So Many Do.
Quian—You say the cigarette fiend
died suddenly?
DeFonte—Yes; his life went out
with a puff._
The skin is the seat of an almost end
less variety of ' diseases. They are knewu
by various names, but are all due to the
same cause, acid and other poisons in
the blood that irritate and interfere with
the proper action of the skin.
To have a smooth, soft skin, free from
all eruptions, the blood must be kept pure
and healthy. The many preparations of
arsenic and potash and the large number
of face powders and lotions generally
used in this class of diseases cover up
for a short time, but cannot remove per
manently the ugly blotches and the red,
disfiguring pimples.
Etornal vtgUanco ts tho prloo
of a boavttful oomploxlon
when such remedies are relied ou.
Mr. H. T. Shobe, 2704 Lucas Avenue, St. Louis,
Mo., says : " My daughter was afflicted lor years
with a disfiguring eruption on her face, which
resisted all trestment. She was taken to two
celebrated health springs, but received no bene
fit. Many medicines were prescribed, but with
out result, until we decided to try S. S. S., and by
the time the first bottle » as finished the eruption
began to disappear. A dosen bottles cured her
completely and left her skin perfectly smooth.
6he is now seventeen years old. and not a sign of
the embarrassing disease has ever returned."
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Bad blood makes bad complexions.
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Quieting Suspicion.
"My clear," said the Suspicions
Wife, "this sealskin jacket you gavs
me for Christmas has the odor of gaso<
"Very likey," answered the Crafty
Husband. "But you know fhuita Claus
is using an automobile now."
Nevertheless, she had her doubts
about itj fearing he had puichased tha
garment second-handed of a cleaner.—
Baltimore American.
Noisy Sunset
Scene, a garrison town; time, sunset.
Old Lady Visitor (startled as the gun
is fired at sunset)—Dear me! What's
Native—Oh, it's only the sunset!
Old Lady—Why, does your sun set
here with a bang like that? It goes
down quietly enough at our place.—
London Tit-Bits.
Plausible Enough.
Asctim—How did you make out with
that story you sent to the Klaptrap
Scribbler—Rejected. I fancy it was
too clever.
A scum—Too clever?
Scribbler—Yes. I suppose they
were afraid it would distract attention
from the advertising pages.—Philadel
phia Press.
Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Sooth
ing Syrup the bed remedy to u-e for their
children during the teething period.
If He Wins.
"That Eastern cashier speculated.**
"And, of course, wag unsuccessful.**
"Why do you jump at that conclu
"Because they don't call it specula
tion when the cashier wins."—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Why suffer yourself, or let others
suffer pain when relief may be had
at once by using Hamlin's Wizard Oil.
One Bird Catcher.
There is but one person in all the
German empire tiiat is allowed to catch
song birds, and he secures them for col
leges and institutions where questions
:f science are studied. A heavy fine is
placed upon any one who kills a bird
rr destroys a bird's neBt.
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Restorer. Send for If MBB CtLOff trial bottle ami faesL
se. Da. B. H Kuss. Ltd..UIArchSt.. Philadelphia.Pm
Guard — Now, then, miss, get in
quick, please. The train is just going
to start. 8 8
_ Young Lady—But I want to give my
sister a kiss.
"Get in, I'll see to that."—Tit-Bits.
Gutta Percha.
There is a demand for gutta percha
600 times greater than the supply.
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Frompt returns on mail samples
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