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KETTNER 1. % 5 Vv TIT é: - W > sx V i. v a; D 0 E 5 HT KÜÔW V/HEfHER HE WMfc If BACH A 6 hlH OR MOT A ACCIDENTALLY PROPS RMUE OUT OF CRIB DECIDES BE MlfiHT AS WELL HAVE IP AND CfllLB TOR service wÆ V/ if /> C'. / * A $ lu v 0^\9 32 I A ♦ « tëÊÜfo - & -c If WORKS LIKE A CHARM. 1H TtlRbJ BRlNSS IN MOTHER AGAIN, PADpV AND AUNf SUE To PICK lY UP MOTHER COMES lU AMP PICKS IT. PROPS RATHE OVERBOARD UP. DECIDES ITS FUN HAVIK6 PEOPLE COME IN to PICK THlKfô <3> As> A&filN AND SUMMONS HELP <v UP Ä ✓ 4y A k / V « ) 3 ÆJ 'I i VA K*X: i'y . DROPS IT OVERBOARD , A6NN CRIES AHD CRIES BUT NOBODY COMES- BEGINS to SUSPECT TilEV'VE CROSSED HIM UP UTS THEM HNOVV WHAT HE THINKS OFtHEM, AND TAKES A MM> safe ' w g îÿ; y \ THIS WEEK What Is Aheàd? Muscles Soon Old The Moon Pulls Us To Toughen Your Legs In 1914, ns the world gradually moved toward war, no one In Eu rope realized what was hap pening or going to happen. In 1935, as this country moves toward the re sult of various theories, experi ■i§: ments a n d ef forts, nobody has the vaguest idea of what is really about to happen. Almost any thing might hap pen. It is possi ble, and fortunately probable, that what has happened before will hap pen again, that business and Indus try will gradually find their way back to normal, and, With officially shortened hours making labor scarce, the slogan may change from "Let the government support me" to "Give me a chance to work and climb to the top." That may come, and something very different may come. Once in so often it is necessary for nations and individuals to learn Arthur Brisbane wisdom through first-class failure. That may be on the program for this country at this moment. The wise man will make his arrange ments. Time passes quickly; age comes soon if you depend for success on muscles, legs, arms or eyes. Fif teen years ago Babe Ruth, "home run king," was bought by "the Yan kees" for $125,000, highest price ever paid up to that time for a base ball player. Now, only forty-one years old, he is released and goes to the "Boston Braves,'! who are not asked to pay even à penny for the man that has drawn millions of men and dollars to the club that "owned" him. As we go ^around the sun, with the moon circling round our little earth, and our sun doubtless revolv ing around some other great central star unknown to us, the moon is al ways pulling at the earth, as a child pulls at its mother's skirt. That pull gradually Causes the earth to "slow down" In speed, turning on its axis. Doctor Nicholson, astronomer at Wilson observatory, says this con stant pull of the moon will even tually make the earth turn so slow ly that its day will be 47 days long instead'of 24 hours. : "Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings." Jack Dempsey, who really seemed to like fighting, apart from the prof it, in his championship days, dis cussing other fighters In his "sere and yellow leaf" at forty, says men that refuse to do "road work" should know that "you can't tough en your legs in a chair or posing for pictures." Legs are not important, but brains are. Young gentlemen should know that you cannot toughen your brains, or make them work better, without thinking. 7 Chancellor Hitler orders every man in Germany, young or old, to take physical training and be ready to fight. The Spartans trained men early, even taught the young to mur der working slaves for practice. They did not last long. In New York a boy of fifteen, his father "on relief," leaves home and a message saying: "I am going to get a job of my own and help myself." That expresses the feeling of mil lions of Americans compelled to be on the dole or relief against their will. It is to be hoped that depres sion, relief and dole will end before too many Americans lose the habit of work and the desire for it. / Senator Carter Glass, wffio takes money seriously, says; "We are on a flat money basis." Possibly, hut we seem to he doing better than when we were on a gold basis. Do yon notice much difference? Is money more plentiful, are priées lower? Is not money scarce, is not everything dearer, on the contrary? Who knows anything about money? N'ohody. Senator Thomas of Oklahoma, for instance, says the United States is still "on the gold basis." Former President Hoover wants to go hack to the gold basis, even IT' we have t^Y be content with a 50-cenf dollar, based on the new kind of "expen sive gold." Wiley Post failed in his effort to fly the continent in eight hours be cause of a mechanical accident. His plan was to travel 40.000 feet up In the stratosphere, where slight at mospheric resistance makes high speed possible. He will try it again American flyers fortunately are not easily discouraged. If they were the flying machine would not have been Invented here. ©. Kin» Features Syndicate. Inc. WNU Service Strong Appeal in Braided Rag Rug By GRANDMOTHER CLARK Braided rugs appeal to many rug makers because the work is simple and requires no tools. They, how ever, are not as durable as the cro cheted rug. owing to the fact that the braided strands are sewed together, and for this reason we advise to sew with a strong waxed thread. The above "Pin Wheel" rug meas ures 35 Inches and requires about 4 pounds of cotton rag rug material. TJitî jrentçyss ground and white. The outer circle and Inner cepter are of hit-and-miss mixed colors. Cut strips 1V 2 inches wide. Fold edges under and then fold again to make a strip about onc-half inch wide. Use three strips in braiding. Start in the center and sew 8 rows of braid around, keeping work flat. Start next row on opposite side of where the previous row ended. Work ectlon has a black back the 3 section design Is around, changing colors for 9 rows, ns illustrated. To change color strips of new color desired to the ones in use. Start again at different place for 8 outside rows, then sew on the last row separately. This rug has 26 rows. If you are interested in making rag rugs, send 15c to our Rug De partment for book No. 25, which con- ,, tains 26 rugs in braiding and crochet. Instructions are given with each rug, also directions for braiding and cro cheting rugs and how to prepare your rqgs into strips to get the best results. ADDRESS—HOME CRAFT CO.— DEPT C, Nineteenth and St. Louis avenue, St. Louis, Mo. Inclose a stamped addressed en velope for reply when writing for any Information. mm s <y GREEN CANARIES Little Dorothy had a canary at home, and one day she went out to tea with her mother. In the room was a cage containing a pair of bright green little birds. Dorothy kept looking at them and presently asked : "Mummie, what's the matter with those canaries? Aren't they ripe?"— Once Wai Enough Two women were waiting for a bus, which was nearly full when It came along. "Room for one inside and one on top," said the conductor. "But surely you wouldn't separate mother and daughter." "I did once," replied the conductor, as lie rang the bell, "but never again,"—London Tit-Bits. System His Wife—What if I do take a lit tle money out of your pockets while you're asleep? It's the only way I can get any out of you. The Efficiency Expert—I'm not complaining. I'm only asking you to ring up the amounts on this cash register so I can make the proper charges." Confident Serenity "What does Crimson Gulch think of the strike?" "We don't have to worry, 1 swered Cactus Joe. "Nobody In Gulch does enough Tegular work to permit the strike to make any real an difference." WNU—X 10—35 / imai A : ♦ j L T