Ancient Sumerian Statues Shown in Chicago
T HESE Sumerian statues 5,000
years old, exhibiting consider
able artistic competence, have
been placed in the museum of the
Oriental Institute of the Univer
sity of Chicago. They are part of
a hoard of sacred images without
parallel among known Babylonian
works of art, and were discovered
by the Iraq expedition of the Ori
ental institute, under the field di
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By THORNTON W. BURGESS 1
DANNY CROSSES THE
Look long enough and hard enough.
You'll always find a way
To reach the place or get the thing
You're hoping that you may.
D anny meadow
peeped out from under the
tangle of çiatted grass back toward
the Smiling Pool. Plunger the Os
prey was rising higher and higher
in the air and there was nothing
in his great claws. It was clear
that he had failed to catch the Big
"I'm glad of it," muttered Danny,
which, when you think of It, was
rather funny, for the Big-Pickerel
had been watching for Danny him
self and would have liked nothing
better than to have snapped his big
Jaws on him. But Danny knew so
well what it felt like to be hunted
that though he was rather glad that
the Big Pickerel had been given a
II H I " 1 ""
Jimmie Carpenter, Jr., two-and
one-half years old, wanted to be an
engineer on a Union Pacific freight
train when he watched building ma
terials being brought to the Boulder
dam site. But he has changed his
mind, because his father owns a
boat So now he's Boulder lake's
Come for Beechnuts
The red-headed woodpecker Is
abundant in Indiàna only when
beechnuts are plentiful
When the Circus Comes to Town
SIT UP JÇÿ
rectorship of Prof. Henri Frankfort
at Tell Asmar and Khafaje, with
fright, he was also glad that he had
Of Billy Mink, Snapper the Turtle
and the Big Pickerel he could see
nothing at all and rightly guessed
Then He Scampered Across and
Gave a Tiny Sigh of Thankful
that all were biding. Reddy Fox
was sitting on the opposite bank,
looking up at Plunger and grin
ning in the most provoking way.
"They've forgotten about poor
little me," thought Danny and his
heart stopped pit-a-patting quite so
fast. "The thing for me to do is
to keep going while the going is
good. I've got to get across to the
other side but I don't dare swim
across the Smiling Pool. The Laugh
ing Brook comes in right here and
if- I keep on following along the
bank perhaps I will find a place
where I can cross it without having
Do You Know—
J?/ 1 '
That until the invention of
matches, fire-making in the
American colonies was quite
a laborious task. The Indian
produced fire by twirling a
stick held firmly against a
piece of wood. To give the
stick a rapid motion he
wrapped a bow-string about
it and then drew the bow
swiftly to and fro. The white
settlers' method was the
striking together of flint and
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in 25 miles of Bagdad, Iraq. Ken
ovation of the shrine of the god
of Abu, Lord of Fertility, at Tell
Asmar, some time between 8000
and 2S00 B. C.. saved a large num
ber of the statues. Because they
had been consecrated they could
not be thrown away or sold, and
so they were buried under the
door of the shrine, to remain un
til the expedition found them.
to swim. It Isn't the water but the
things in the water I fear." Danny
shuddered as he thought of the Big
As soon as he had quite recov
ered his breath he started on, dart
ing from one hiding place to anoth
er, here a bunch of grass, there a
big mullein leaf, yonder a piece of
bark, and again a pile of sticks.
He never stopped out in the open.
No Indeed. That would have been
the very worst kind of Meadow
Mouse folly I
Now the water in the Laughing
Brook ran swiftly in places, leaped
in merry little f^lls, or seemingly
rested in quiet pools, but for a long,
long way it offered no crossing
place for a tired little Meadow
Mouse who was afraid to swim be
cause of hungry fish who might be
watching. Though he rested often,
Danny grew more and more tired.
All afternoon he traveled and he
was getting Just a little discouraged
and almost a little hopeless when
Just as the Black Shadows came
creeping silently through the Green
Forest he came to a bridge. It was
only an old log which had fallen
across the Laughing Brook, but for
Danny it was a real bridge. He
looked this way, that way and the
other way. He listened with both
ears. Then he scampered across
and gave a tiny sigh of thankful
ness. He was on the home side at
©. T. W. Burgess.—WNU Service.
by ED WYNN, The Perfect Fool
Dear Mr. Wynn:
While walking along the railroad
tracks I happened to look to one
side and there I saw three men
sleeping on piles of coal, which had
been taken from freight cars the
day before. What do you make
out of that?
Answer: They were probably lay
ing In their winter coal
Dear Mr, Wynn:
I've been Invited to go swimming
In a body of water where I heard
there were a lot of sharks. Rather
than be called a coward I have de
cided to accept the invitation. Can
you tell me what to do If a shark
grabs me by the leg?
IKE N. FLOAT
Answer: By all means let him
have it Never argue with a shark.
Dear Mr. Wynn:
I asked a woman where her
brother was and she said he was
out West mining. I asked her what
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We're Going to the
By ANNE CAMPBELL
W E RE going to the circus!
We'll sit in the front row.
We'll take in the concessions.
And see the Wild West show.
It's to oblige the children!
That's what we always say,
But grown-ups are all happy
When it is Circus day!
1 thought I loved the circus.
When, as a small town girl,
I watched the glittering parade,
The gilded, motley whirl;
But circuses afforded
Only a little Joy
Compared with this enchantment,
Shared with my girl and boy.
We're going to the circus !
We'll take the neighborhood.
There's Pat and Phil and Barry,
And Dick, if he is good.
And as I buy them peanuts,
And share their childish zest.
I'll know that youth is lovely,
But growing old is best !
Copyright.— w.Vf Service.
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he was mining and she said "min
ing his own business." Don't you
think she was fresh?
Answer: If her statement Is true,
her brother Is one of the world's
Dear Mr. Wynn:
Please explain what Is meant by
'"The Minimum Wage"?
CAL. S. THENNICKS.
Answer: The minimum wage is
the money you get for "going
work. If you want more
why then of course, you have to
work after you get to where you
Dear Mr. Wynn;
I visited a night club, in New
York, and the thing that puzzled me
was how they tell the guests from
the waiters, as they both/wear
Answer: That Is very simple.
The waiters stay sober.
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■LIBRE is a man, unemployed, who lives in a huge smoke stack, the
A1 relic of an ocean liner, In Portland, Ore. He boarded up both ends
of it and put a door on one end—thus giving him a room 600 feet long.
20 marshmallows shredded. Cut
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Pour three tablespoonfuls of
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crab meat. Melt four tablespoon
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the crab meat, one teaspoonful of
salt, two chopped red peppers and
a dash of white pepper. Cook for
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PA IP A KNOWS-!
"Pop, what is a nomad?"
"Mexican jumping bean."
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WOOL STREET DRESS
This charming street dress of
blue wool has an unusual color
combination destined to be popu
lar this season. The leather belt Is
of darker blue and the blouse peek
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A lot of us kick about the length
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The only kitchen In the world
through which free food constantly
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Alcobaca, Portugal, says Collier's
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Watch Your Eye-Lens
Frightened to Death
All Possess Language
Eating Bark and Earth
Important news for life insurance
companies. A tendency to old age
or early death
, is Inherited, ac
I cording to Dr.
I Felix Bernstein
I of Columbia unl
I versify, who
I talked to theNa
I tional Academy
I of Science
Chicago. A sci
I entist can tell
I how old you are
lens of your eye.
I It always shows
signs of harden
ing before fifty ;
the extent of the hardening decides
how old you are.
The rest of your body—brain,
heart and all the rest—grows old
about as rapidly as the eye-lens
Leaving out accidents and at
tacks by disease genus, there is a
sort of "pre-destination" in the
length of life.
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Two brothers, fifteen and ten
years of age, with a young friend,
were going to an entertainment last
Christmas night. George Bond and
Carl McMurty o f Poplar Bluff,
Mo., thonghf it would be amusing
to frighten the children by run
ning after them, telling them, "You
will never live to get there."
The two older boys "got there."
The little ten-year-old boy, James
Ainley, dropped dead of fright as
the men pursued them. A sensible
Jury decided that the two nufi
shall spend six months In jail and
pay $100° fine for their "Joke." The
jury might well have made it ten
years, for it was stupid manslaugh
ter. There is nothing more brutal,
cruel or more completely worthy of
a genuine "yahoo" than frighten
Secretary of Interior Ickes, who
also possesses the gift of forcible
speech, calls Senator Long "a rant
ing demagogue," describes, more
gently, one other well known broad
caster, and rebukes, without men
tioning his name, Doctor Townsend,
whom he accuses of arousing false
hopes in the "underprivileged."
Senator Huey Long, his language
never failing him, able to speak his
mind freely in the senate, address
ing that august body; describes the
secretary of interior as "Lord High
Chamberlain Ickes, the chinch-bug
Secretary of Agriculture Wallace
he called the "Lord Destroyer, the
ignoramus of Iowa."
We complain of onr depression
with good cause. We might find
queer consolation in reading about
miserable inhabitants of Formosa,
property of Japan, inhabited chiefly
by Chinese, who made up 80 per
cent of the sufferers and victims in I
the recent earthquake.
In Formosa, men, women and |
children have been stripping the
bark from elm trees and eating It
and they may be seen on barren
fields, pulling up wild grass by the
roots, washing and eating the roots,
as well as the grass itself. Many
have died from eating bran mixed
with earth and water, the earth
causing death by intestinal stop
These poor creatures have a real
depression, with no rich govern
ment to pour out billions for Jobs,
relief, dole. etc.
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learns from Doctor Sllpher, dlrec
tor of the Lowell observatory at
Flagstaff, Arlz., that to people on |
the planet Mars, If any are there,
our earth Is a blue planet.
If those Martians will continue
The American Philosophical so
ciety, gathered In Philadelphia,
watching us, until some European
or Asiatic country sends a few
thousand planes ' in our direction,
they will see this corner of the
earth a deeper and darker blue
than ever. What a lesson we shall
learn some day if we continue with
our eyes shut !
striKe ' to express
Some boys in high school, and
bigger boys in colleges, recently
their horror of war.
War is horrible; it should be,
and eventually will be, unnecessary.
But there is some good In all evil,
and young students and others
should reflect on past wars and
what modern civilization owes to
Germany wants colonies, and Is
embarrassed by the fact that this
would mean taking In a great many
black ladies and gentlemen that by
no stretch of the imagination
could be called "Aryans." The Ger
man government announces that,
while it could not admit negroes
to German citizenship, as Britain
does in her colonies, black co
lonial negroes would be "Schutzbe
fohlene," with every right except
the right to adopt Aryan stmt.
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