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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O'Loughlin
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WHICH 6 PffFEREHT TROM
TOE WN/ SHE HAS BEEN
BR1N6IHS HM UP
WHO SHAKES HER HEAP
AMD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
WIHÉ6 ARE COMUfe TO —
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HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS
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SEE WUV TrtEV WORRY SO
MUCH ABOUT If
BABIES SEEM T) keep on
EH ûWMS UP WEU. AND SIR0N6
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Seventy Galls a Day
A Yorkshire commercial traveler
boasted of doing 70 calls a day.
How do you do It?" asked a
"Oh," said he, "1 puts my head
Inside t'door, and says, 'Mamin'," I
says. 'Mamin',' says she. 'Owt?' I
says. 'Nowt,' says she. 'MarnlnV I
says. 'Mamin*,' says she. And off I
goes to t'next shop."—Pearson's
Henry's Wife—Dear, did you no
tice that Mrs, Blank has another
Henry—Yes, and If she were as
attractive as you, honey, she
wouldn't have to depend on mil
linery so much.—Capper's Weekly,
Paying Gnest .
He—May I have some stationery?
Clerk (haughtily)—Are you a
guest of thé house ?
He—Heck, no. -I'm paying $20 a
day.—Royal Arcanum Bulletin,
Six Babies in Three Days
World's Greatest Terror
Another Mild Bad Man
How to Avoid Thought
President Sacasa of Nicaragua
Hflrrns officially the statement
that a very poor
( Woman on the
"distant shore of
has given birth
to seven babies.**
Martinez, had a
The b irths
May 3, 4 and
5. The babies'
names are, or
were, Jose Jesus,
Ramon del Car
men, Maria del Carmen, Socorro
del Carmen, Marla de Jesus and
' ; ; . v .,
The seventh name was not tele
graphed, for there was no seventh,
as it was expected there would
be. Five of the sextuplets are al
ready dead. Only one, a girl, lives.
What would population of the
earth be if such births were the rule
and all lived? ,
At the opening of the Catholic
press exhibition In Vatican City,
Pope Plus, Tor the second time
within two days, cautioned the
world against communism, which
he called "the great terror which
threatens all the world."
For the comfort of those that live
In dread of final Communistic
world conquest, It may be said that
thus far nothing opposed to human
nature has ever succeeded.
By the arrest In California of
Thomas H, Robinson, Jr,, kidnaper
of Mrs. Stoll, Mr. Hoover and his
G-men brought Into the shadow of
the electric chair the last of the
group of dangerous criminals that
have recently been wandering about
This "bad man," like others re
cently gathered In. shook with
fright when he found the gun point
ed at him, made no effort to fight
When the guns are pointed the
wrong way, "bad men" often change
to good, meek and scared men.
Stamp collectors have held a cel
ebration, grateful to Doctor Eck
ener for a hew kind of stamp. How
many ways man finds to keep busy
and at the same time avoid think
Collecting queer things, stamps
or tear jugs; playing bridge, work
ing cross-word puzzles, playing soli
taire, rushing to the far corners of
the world to spend money—usually
not earned; going to Africa to kill
big game animals. Those are some
substitutes for thinking and work
ing constructively, the only occupa
tion worthy of a human being.
Mrs, James C. Canipe of Clovis,
New Mexico, as a girl was not able
to finish high school, but that did
not discourage her. She waited
some years. Then she joined the
senior high school class with her
son and daughter-in-law, and will
graduate with them this month,
among the most brilliant scholars.
Chancellor Hitler, who was never
married, nevertheless thinks mar
riage a good idea. Young Nazis, in
the public employ, have been told
that unless they marry by the time
they are twenty-six years old there
Is something the matter with their
"courage and will power."
A syndicate Is formed to seek the
buried gold bag&of Alexander the
Great," containing at least $300,
000,000 In yellow wealth.
Alexander the Great's ghost might
be surprised to hear about that
Alexander was too busy to collect
gold, and not the kind of man to
bury It In a hole.
Encouraged by her father, a six
teen-year-old high school girl
walked onto the wing of a small
plane, prepared for a first para
chute jump at 1,500 feet. The pi
lot perceived that the parachute
cord bad been pulled prematurely
pulled her back Into the cockpit In
time to save her from death.
Without requiring encouragement
Mrs. Harriet O. Hague, etghty-six
years old, flew the ocean on the
Hindenburg return trip. Tell that
to your friend who used to oppose
female suffrage "because women
are not brave like men."
The Italian flag flies over Haile
Selassie's palace. He will never see
that palace again, but he has boxes
of gold bars With him and has
moved to a safer, better climate.
The civilized world, whatever Its
attitude toward the slave-dealing
alleged descendants of King Solo
mon and the Queen of Sheba, must
rejoice In Mussolini's proclamation
abolishing slavery throughout Ethi
opia, where slaves have been the
chief cash-producing product.
© King: Features Syndicate, Inc,
The Mind *
« Boll Syndic*!«.-'
The Similarities Test
In each problem of the folio
test there are three words. The 1
two bear a certain relationship
each other. Write In a fourth w
which will bear the same relatl
ship to the third word that the i
ond does to the first.
1. Franklin D. Roosevelt. HH
States ; Albert Lebrun,-.
2. Albany—New York, Coh
3. Steamboat, John Fitch; mot
picture machine, —•—.
4. Inning, baseball ; chucker,
5. Gobi Desert, Asia; Safi3
6. Henry Morgenthau, Treasuq
Henry A. Wallace,
7. "Treasure Island,'' Robert Lo
Stevenson ; "The Lady of
8. Mayor, city; Governor,-—<
9. A1 Simmons, baseball; Tony
10. Unitea States, Washington,
C. ; India,-.
2. South Carolina.
3. Thomas A. Edison.
Zi Si? Scott ,
8. State. •
To keep clean an3 Healthy
Pierce's Pleasant Pellet*. The
liver, bowel« and stomach.—A<
That reason does not govern
is an assumption eagerly made
those who want to be foolish.
ON FLOWERS • FRUITS
VEGETABLES & SHRUBS
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Eve had the best husband In
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To instantly relieve pain, stop nag
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safely loosen and remove corns or
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Scholl's Zino-pads. These soothing;
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