ALL KINDS OF
iin,
Fancy and Chromatic Printing.
DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE LIKE? You can pet 1000
letter sheets, size 8ix5J, with your name, business and address ueatly
printed on each sheet for ONLY SI 50 at the Tkumram office for thi'
next 30 days. 500 sheets will only cost #1.00.
Merchants,School Teachers, Blacksmiths, Justices, Constables, Car
penters and Farmers should have their letter heads printed, it prevents
mistakes and gives dignity to one's avocation.
THE
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J. N- DAVID,
NOTARY AND JUSTICF.
NEW
Pino Commercial
Printing a specialty.
lESSES.
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?OW TO CURE INSOMNIA
*7 Hj-|?ntlze Tounelf to Sleep bj
"TrunHflxIon.**
of the technical words nsed in sci*
descriptions of the phenomenon of
foin is "transfixion." This relates
position of tlie eyes juat before
fic sleep comes 011, and it is bo
not as yet fully explained,
adjusting the eyes to this posi
Joe nerve center of the brain is
j*t producing an effect like switch
^ectricity from a keyboard, and
c1uu.huc*s follows almost in*
a common observation among
Iwibiea "get cross eyed just
they full asleep," and this can be
reified wherever there is a baby
nonM> hy piogQiy watching the
? ??little one as they are closing
[P- Almost invariably the eyes
iwl inward and generally down
ttllRh bometimes upward. True
lJeep, if undisturbed by sug
*o?n turns into what we call
1 "tap, us jH Bbown by the
I **akening refreshed, as from
J?*" who was formerly afflicted
"tojc insomnia effected a perma
w by uieans of what he terms
<}tic method, and gives his rec
, and
First
CLASS
WORKMEN.
When in need
of Posters, Circulars,
Cards, Letter Heads, Wed
ding Invitations, Funeral Notices I
or Fine Printing of any
kind It will pay you
to try the
Telegram office.
lpe, with illustrations, for the beneHt'or
the many sufferers from the tortures of
prolonged wakefulness. Its worth may
bo easily tested by any one with strong
will power. That many eminent men
Napoleon, Horace Greeley,'William H.
Seward, for example?possessed the se
cret of going to sleep at will is well
known.
In using the following directions the
only caution necessary is that before the
hypnotic sleep merges into natural slum
ber the sleeper is apt to answer nncon
Bcionsly any questions that may be
gently asked and thereby reveal secret?
that might perhaps cause domestic dis
turbance. But the innocent seed hare
no fears. Lie on your right side; close
the eyes gently; forget that tho lids are
barriers to seeing, and turn your eyes
inward and downward so that you can
see your breath as if it were vapor leav
ing the nostrils aud curling off in the
air. Then watch it return up the nos
trils and then out agtin. Concentrate
your powers of vision until you seem ac
tually to see this?then yon are asleep.
How to Make a Htrlnfc Holder for the
Kitchen.
Take a small Yeddo straw cuff, such
as butcheis wear, lace the small eud of
it together with fancy cord and nail it
liudda the clcscl door Uv tha Lu-jut
$500 will be Given
For an J case of Rheumatism which can
not be cured by Dr. Drummond's Light
ning Remedy. The proprietor* do not
bide this offer, but print it in bold type
on all their circulars, wrappers, printed
matter, and through the oolnmns of
newspapers everywhere. It will work
wonders, one bottle will cure nearly
every case. If the druggist has not got
it, he will order it, or it will be sent to
any address by prepaid express on re
cvipi. of price t5. Drummond Medicine
Co., V) Maiden Lane, New York.
Agents wanted. ?v-2t
When Baby was wick, w? g*TO ber Outoria.
When she ?u a Child, *he cried for Outorla.
When ahe became Hta, she chmg to OMtorfa.
When uhe bad Children, she gare them Ctatoria.*
N
IOTICE NO STOCKHOLDERS
The Stockholders of the West Vir
ginia Business College of Clarksburg,
W. Va., are herebT notified and reques
ted to meet at the ofBoe of said College
in Clarksburg, W. Va., on Tuesday the
24th day of Jannary, 1898, for the pur
pose of electing a Board of Direotora for
1 the ensuing year and for the purpose of
I enacting by-laws for the government of
1 said corporation.
8-8t] A. C. Davis President
nU" *" Dt * WtA'HtH PROPHET.
The.. Il?l? \V||| Tou ,o
Ileal. IviUwut ? amuln
?'til n purplish ting*
2?,h lifer- A r*d
i. an* wet A yellow or cnprvrTsnn*.'!
iVT' 7 r1 n
? n/k A rainbow in the
ES?M "U',s wrt' Tl,ew ?? ?m
SttXQ?<1<uUnmrw'u-J "'"eh
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Anotheris;
A "" nior,"?* '* ,h*
A ralnllo* at ulcbt l> the shepherd's detlgbt.
IIow In Make Kneel I'nt.lo Trainee
.? ^ttm*blWI,00n,U,? of
sweet potatoes. one spoonful of butter
one of angar. one pint of inilk and Tonr
tablespc ufula of wheat flour: mix all
together and bake in waffle irons
Uow to I'm, ? tiound Japanew naakat
th?" ?'!fl JupatlCTe b?8ket,, "eIli"B 'or
threo or five cent* can be used aa
match receivers. Put a medicine glass
in one. Mm tho basket with ribbon, and
hang it on the chandelier for burnt
IrflW wti c"*het? cover of knitting
f . 7 ",riD?2' drnw jt over the
IxL-ikct. pat two,# three tassels nt the
bottom, and yon have a string holder
Mm ? M* U)ltiUln ?Ut' 14 b*1'
blue cord in with somo Njueeiing and
pushing, put v band of blue ribbon
around the basket, with strings to hang
up by it* aide, and a long loop opposite
FmWmm ? a,lt,'ny I?lrof ch<v>P scissors.
hair r?, M he8e b"keta "^"ywith
F,' C0Ver with muslin, then
with silk and laco. and trim on the out
side, and yon have a first rate pin
cushion. Line another loosely with
silk, ending in a frill around the open
ng, for a jewel case. Lastly, trim with
tece and ribbon, and fill loeely with
white curled horsehair, and you have
made a hairpin holder.
How to Make a Olore Cleanln, ljqtlld.
Have a druggist put up one qmirt of
in5' one dr?,n of ?ul
phnric ether, one of chloroform and
water ol Perfame with oologne
How i? |ttlb for Ithewnstlsni.
People who rnb their arms or legs for
rheumatism should remember that the
secret of the benefit derived fropi mas
sage is that the operator always rubs up
?that is, in the direction of the heart.
m.e reason is fonnd in the fact that the
valves of tho veins and capillaries all
Sg(f ?<?*. ?nd thatrub
bing ini that direction assists their no
tion. Bubbing down?that is, away
from the heart?doe# harm, for it clogs
these veins, etc., mid impedes their cir
cnlation.
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now U,Darn Very I-arRe !Iole.|? St.H'km^v
Itote a pieco of coarse not the right
color over the hole. Trim it close to the
edges of the hole and darn as usual.
How to Make a Uu-ful Kltehen Table.
bet a packing box on its side, with the
open end front. Cover the sides and
top with oilcloth, letting it hang in a
sort of certain over tho front A piece
of tin or au, muled Over part of the lop
will give a place to set hot kettles. The
fluted metal from an old washboard will
do niraly. Behind the oilcloth curtain
may 1>, I kindling wood or any
rough Vitclien belongings, or it may bo
used for u poj closet.
'Tv J 'rma
Ink stains on silver inkstands are re
moved by rubbing on them chloride of
"mo made into paste with water.
How lo Make ? Wall I.eeoratlon of .
Palm Loaf Fan. ' >
Cover its right side with bright, coarse
yellow worsted and silver tinsel, alter
nating them, and letting them begin at
the edge and converge at the handle.
Then buttonhole the edge with worsted
wind the handle with it, twist tinsel
loosely around, and finish with a big
yellow bow where the handle joins the
How to Fatten Poultry.
Crush and soak their corn in water
This will help digestion and make the
food go further.
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How to Treat an Abraaloo of th. Skin.
Lay on it lint or linen wet with cold
water and cover with oil silk, or cover
the bruise with goldbeaters' skin. If an
extensive wound, apply on lint or linen
a mixture composed of one part carbolic
acid to twenty-eight parts best olive oil.
bttll another way is to apply dry lint, let
ting the blood soak in it. It will form a
scab and gradually come off.
How to rrM.rv.CIU Frame, rrom Files.
Boil three or four onions in a pint of
water and brnsli the frames over with
the liquid.
How to Mak. a Pretty Lamp Shade.
Over a wire frame put three layers of
crape tissue paper, each a shade darker
than theother.thedarkeston top. Draw
the paper in around tho neck and fasten
with a wire concealed by a ribbon tied
in a bow at one side, bmooth out the
lower edges of the paper to give the ap
pearance of frills.
How to Clean Hwanadown.
Wash It in soap and water, shake ont,
and when the down is somewhat raised
shake it before the fire to dry.
How to Pre,,are Tracing p.p.r.
Rub the paper with a mixture com
posed of equal parts of nntoil and oil of
turpentine, rubbing wheat flour on
Sagging fryjt "* moch as possible.
Then hang it out on the line, if the
weather isfair, tor twenty-four hours to
complete the drying process.
M* t0 SUk? ? C,ird "Oliver.
silk ?nd& ?l,Wer b"k?. line with
handle ? ribb0? on tha
Howto nemov. Mateh Stain, from Marble
Kub them withsulnhidaof iron
How lo Prevent Light Hair from I>arken
_ lllB.
BniAthe hah- and let it hang loose,
?tajing ,,nt of do i with uncovered
head as much as possible. Kerosene will
darken light bair and will make ones
, bot U mnht I1? used sparingly
or ii wftl mjnro the health.
How to Itemovo 1'cn.plt-ailon HtalruC "
Apply a strong solution of soda and
rinse with water.
How to Clean*. Vlnecar BotU...
water Crn'bed "gg *hoUs in a Uttle
We have recently refitted oat
Mill and put in the full roller
The BmiI Krmrdy iu
? tlila werM. f?T* J. Hofbwrol Hynwnm H T-,
It rwunr Kotniit '? War*. Tanfa. b?UH bt ?on.
wtio m partially imralytrd Urn. jMnwU'l
Wul rd by ew. bu Dot had any nymptoma oI
Umn |II?I? look on. M ot tb. nuxjy. 1
most twarUly thank (or lu
Irnoiin ProMtrnllsB, Nlcr-plran
?ew. nail
Waar liKormnoK. giwloo, OeV 1, W.
Th.Pa.tor Koralf'a N?n?Toolo 1 ojd?mtwaa
lor * yont* l?ly ol my hourhold. ?l? ??< al
moat to brraalf sad othara, owtn* to
naraua i.ro.tratluu, alwplaaMMB, malnaaa,
1c., *0. l<M)?y tllor. It quite a thm? Tha
)< ai? iwraou la 111ucli b*tt?r, ?tn<nit?r. and tax
ui rr,)Ui. tth. will continue to U?? your uiadl
lUdnititl.w?y?ood.
n DllIVIB
Fresh fish on sale.
Poultry bought. ?
Your patronage solicited.
Pike Street, I Clark?fcnrg, W. Y?,
Hi full roller mill
Clarksburg, W. Va.
of flour mad" by us equal to any
manufactured in the State, er
brought here from adjoining
States. ^
Boiled Corn Meal,
Choice Seed Oats,
Corn and Oats Chop
Gustom Grist Work
A specialty. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
highest market price paid for
?WHELAJX1.
coiensr, OATS.
W? are buying wheat sad paying
the higheit cash price.
LOWNDKH & CnORPENIMO.
G. W. & H. M. SHUTTLEWORTH.
DEALERS I3ST
DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, G ROCERIES, HARD
WARE, BOOTS AND SHOES, SALT,
NAILS, TIMOTHY SEED AND
GARDEN SEEDS.
BOYTS, PORTER & GO,
?MANUFACTURERS OF- ; '1
YOUGttSieftM PUMPS,
COKe WORKS ftND FURNftCe
r , SUPPLIES ftND
DEALERS IN
Steam and
Water
Pipe,
Brass and
Iron
Fittings.
Special pumps built to order for all kinds of duty. Special at
tention to supplies for mines anil coke works. Write for catalogs
CONN ELLSVILLE, - - PA.
W. W. ^Powell.
REPAIRING,
CLEANING,
DYEINP, ETC.
Vnriona aliadee of Fancy Dying ea
Wool, Bilk or Cotton. Special attenkoa
given to dinning Fine Goods. Hesr
West End Depot, Clarkaburg, W.V*.
yftLTGR 5eDWlCK.
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Bus Line and Express.
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Splendid conveyances to neat
all trains.
. Passengers called for in aay
part of the city.
Elegant carnages for weddings,
funerals, Ac.
Accidents Unheard Of.
Only careful drivers employe*.
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Wanted!
i
Hursev ^ Insurance ^ Agency
LEE. H.VANCE, Proprietor.
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All the Best Companies Prompt Payment o?
Losses.
Pike Street, .... Clarksburg.
WALL PAPER, SYRUPS, OILS, MO
LASSES, FLOUR AND MEAL.
PRODUCE BOUGHT.
COB. ?Ss WATEE STREET.
Goods Delivered Free in the City.
White Oak Planks,
Walnut, Poplar, Ash Logs and Lum
ber, Staves,
Ofllon and YardH noar B. k 0. Depot Olnrkfibnrg. W. Va.