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notary AND JUSTICF. y&lalhiyitulg-, ?i}ct.r 78& DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE LIKE? You can get 1000 letter sheets, size 8ix5|, with your name, business and address neatly printed on each sheet for ONLY SI 50 at the Teikub ui office for the next 30 days. 500 sheets will only cost Merchants,School Teachers, Blacksmiths, Justices, Constables, Car penters and Farmers should have their letter heads printed. It prevents mistakes and gives dignity to one's avocation. the: TELEGRAM OFFICE for ALL KINDS OF 'OWER Pine Commercial Printing a specialty. MS. 0w TO CURE INSOMNIA ?> njpnntlu! Yourself to Sleep bj "Trunnflxlon.M "foe technical words used in sci . ^riptioiiH of tlie phenomenon of ""transfixion." Thin relates Pwtion of the eyes just before tL p cotnes on' 8,1,1 il is bo" <?gh not iw yet folly explained, Jtwting u'e eyes to this poei e nerve center of the brain is '?Producing an' effect like switch ?wtricity from a keyboard, and Usness follows almost in ?common observation among ,i wniea "get cross eyed just J "" asleep," and this can bo T>'"'1 wherever there is a baby tl, v !>J c,ose,y watching the '''tin one aH they are closing A"""?t invariably the' eyes ? inward and generally down Bh m iinetiines upward. True 0,'1). if undisturbed by sug ' n turns into what we call ?? i ''' 118 '8 shown by the ?'ttening refreshed, as from wj"> wan formerly afflicted c UiRnmnia effected a perma 5 means of what ho terms ? ...c Method, and gives his rec and First CLASS ; WORKMEN. WheD in need of Posters, Circulars, Cards, Letter Heads, Wed ding Invitations, Funeral Notices or Fine Printing of any kind It will pay you to try the Telegram office. S500 will be Given For any case of Rheumatism which can not be cured by Dr. Drummond's Light ning Remedy. The proprietors do not hide this offer, but print it in bold type on all their circular*, wrappers, printed matter, and through the columns of newspapers everywhere. It will work wonders, one bottle will cure nearly every case. If the druggist has not got it, he will order it, or it will be sent to any address by prepaid express on re ceipt of prioe ?5. Drnmmond Medicine Co., 48*50 Maiden Lane, New York. Agents wanted. n-2t When Baby wu wick, we gare her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castor!*. When she became Mim, xhe dung to Castoria. When she bad Children, abe gave them Castoria.* N OTICE NO STOCKHOLDERS The Stockholders of the West Vir ginia Business College of Clarksburg, W. Va., are hereby notified and reques ted to meet at the offioe of said College in Clarksburg, W. Va., on Tuesday the 24tb day of Jannary, 1808, for the pur pose of electing a Board orDirecton for the ensuing year and for the purpose of enaoting by-laws for the government of said corporation. 8-8tJ A. C. Davit President iin, Fancy and Chromatic Printing. ipe, with illustrations, for the benefit of the many sufferers from the tortures of prolonged wakefulness. Its worth may be easily tested by any one with strong will power. That many eminent men Napoleon, Horace Greeley, William H. Seward, for example?possessed the se cret of going to sleep at will is well known. In using the following directions the only caution necessary is that before the hypnotic sleep merges into natural slum ber the sleeper is apt to answer uncon sciously any questions that may be gently "asked and thereby reveal secrets that might perhaps cause domestic dis turbance. But the innocent need have no fears. Lie on your right side; close the eyes gently; forget that the lids are barriers to seeing, and turn your eyes inward and downward so that you can see your breath as if it were vapor leav ing the nostrils and curling.'off in the air. Then watch it return tip the nos trils and then out again. Concentrate your powers of vision until you seem ac tually to see tliis?then you are asleep. Bow to Make a String Holder for the Kitchen. Take a small Yeddo straw cuff, such as butchers wear/lace the small end of it together with fancy cord and nail it imuda the clORci door hv tha laraar &ti*1 NEW ? BE * yEAT*'EB PROPHET. W'? "Hp Ton to *-r-T, ?U Wlihi.ut ? lUnwriw, TOnsot with a purplish tjnf_ S-ther. A red sunrise ?Min ?v''"low or ?nnwt ?">, nml Q gray Mmriw be hr?n r' .A?inbow ^ th. ""?Ids wot. These nr. ? ?om? quaint verses used umch i; ,?I"i,mornlllg r*r*lU ?? th* A .haph.nl-, A rainbow ?. ?l8ht I. th. .h?ph.n|V d^hrtt. tIv! !? ,UkT roU,? w??~ table.poonfnl* of nuubod ^?one 'poooful of butter. of milk and four tomthtS^LS wb?t flour; mix all together anil bake in waffle iron*. ? ???.<! JapuM Itasket. j"'? '"a? Japanese basket* Belling for Liu 0en.t* CM1 be ummI as , '??ceivem. Put a medicine glass hamMt?'n ti? bn?kotwlth ribbon* and fl?;.0bMtotar for burnt S Sh ? ' C0Ver of kni"?'K WW */'*%'? drnw ft over the U um ' j ? ,hre? tassels at the On * "rinK holder Ur press tho bottom out, put a ball of XhH? in.Witl' Mng and pushing, put v band of bluo ribbon ?1'6 b?8lcct- wi"> "tring* to banc ini-M l, Snn<1" l0ns loop opposite, on w hich i* a tiny pair of cheap ?ci*sor*. lmlcomM ,'"ket,, tlR,ltl>" with h !n! C0Ver wilh ,u,u,l'n. then 2? Ir* luc"' and on thi ciut Jr};00 hllvo 0 r?ta pin U"? another loosely with Wm ? frill around the open "5: f"!,l fog caw- lastly, trim with lace uiKl ribbon, and fill looelv with white curled ho^hai#? ute made a hairpin holder. "?:,r * o,?" '-"laid. JSS- d?!8e.i*t PQt "I> one quart of benzine, one dram of anl phunc ether, one of chloroform and water. 1 Perft>me with cologne H?w to Km. f?r Ithemnatlam. . P ^bo rub 1 heir arm* or leg* for ' 8,ho,-1J ^member that tho 1* thl^i fit d"riV1"' frol" ?>?*? ?f 1 i , ? operator always rubs up -that is, in tlm direction of the heart v. h-TJJf'V" ,0Uni1 in the faot that the valves of tho veins and capillaries all open toward the henrt, and that rait t?o"i? "k'h' dlrc.ctio,! assist* their ao fr?n, f 8 down-that is, away from the heart?doe* harm, for it clogs S Ct?" n"d imPe,1(wt1"''1'' c'r How ton.? r.jt+rg. n.l? InSti^gi Basts a piece of coarse net tho right t^?Mhtbl h?Ie" it close to the edj.es of the hole and darn a* usual. 'low u, Make a tWul Kitten Tabla. hot a packing bo* on it* side, with the ?^n '? f,ru,'!t; Cover tl,u ?iJ?? and top with oilcloth, letting it hang in a ?>rt of curtain over tho front A piece " 0?er part of the top m give a place to set hot kettles. The fluted metal from an old washboard will do nicely. Behind tho oilcloth curtain may U, .towed kindling wood or any or t m,',y ? Inft Malm from M,y,r InkstalttH on silver inkstand* are re moved by rubbing on them chloride of lime made into paste with water. How lo M.k? . W.1, llrronatloo of . Palm Leaf K?n. T Cover its right side with bright, coarse yeUow worsted and silver Unsel, alter ttf"ed^Tn','""1 Ie"ing them ?t Th??^a u ,col;verK? at the handle. Then buttonhole the edge with worsted, wind the handle with it, twlat tinsel loosely around, and finish with a big yellow bow where the handle join* the How to fatten Foolta?. th8ir ??rnin wat?" go further. Mtion ?">" >??"?. the IIow to Trent an Abraalon of the Skin. Lay on it lint or linen wet with cold water and cover with oilsllk, or cover the brnise with goldbeater*' skin. If an extensive wound, apply on lint or linen a mixture composed of ono part carbolic acid to twenty-eight parts best olive oil. ?" . i"Yay \B J? apP'y ,lry lint. let ling the blood eoak in it It will form a scab and gradually come off. How to? l-aWTeC", ,rotll Boil three or four onions in a pint or tTo Uquii th# trumea over wilh How to Mnke a I ?t,y L?mp Sh)ul.. Over a wire frame put three layer* of (.rape^tiasne paper, each a shade darker than the other, the darkest on top. Draw the paper in around the neck and fasten with a wire concealed by a ribbon tied n a bow at one side. Smooth out the ?wer edges ofthe paper to give the ap pearance of frills. 10 Cte?" SwanaJawn. !? ??P and water, shake out. and when the down is somewhat raked shake it before the fire to dry. How to Prepare Tnacln, I'.per. Rub the paper with a mixture com posed of equal parts of nntoil and oil of Z"hung wheat "??r on t*8 mnch m POMible. Then hang it out on the line, if the weather is fair, for twenty-four hour* to complete the drying process. H?w ? <Lrd silk and* ??* 5?WOr bMket- 11119 With tie a bow of ribbon on the Hownemor. 1uuh 8taln. fton, Bub them with anlnhid.. of imn How 10 1'imat 1.1-1,1 Hair from Unrk.n m lug. BruiBlhe hair and let it hang loose, ?taring out of doorj with uncovered head as muob as powible. Kerosene will darken light hair and will make one's ,r (fgw.but it mnst be used sparingly or I: wHI injure the health. How to Remove 1'er.plr.llon Bt^ni " Apply a strong solution of soda and rinse with water. now to Cleianae VIneeM Bottler Use crushed egg ,h0Il* in a UtU? water. ruts fpfTM?;ruLL iiULLtH MILL 1?I S414. Ham Vork UVJ-. Clarksburg, W. Ka. p^0RK0Ej(|Gj H^HveToH^ The Brat Hpmrctj U4 rn tiila worM, ?T< J. HoftKtl ot RyraCTia*. H T, p??nr Comlaa Ncrr. T.>nlo. Imhh b? ?ob. wbo ?M putMly |<r?l)r*xl thM Ftn?oMJ ?tuwi MbjBU.hu. not hod M17 iymptoM 01 Uwui ?ra~ b. took on. bottta ol I bo run-ty. I moat bwtUljr tlrnnk (ot Ik .Itnouii l?ro?trnllom, Nlreplew mean. Mil Writ BaoroHTo*. QtMbM, Clot. 1. "W. Tb.r.?or Koenls'l N?rr? Toolo I rrtorn^w 101? youn? lad, ol my houaxhold. who m ?!? moil uwlfM to brnoll and oth?r?, owing to nrrou i.ro.u?uoo, ?tc., Ac. To-day thw?I. qulfeo a chan<a. Tt? tttraoti la much twltar. ?Uong?r. and IMS b.mu. Mb* ?UI continue 10 u* your u.?dl ^ 1 uuuh It I.ywj r?^EV r FREE^aS1 r * * --i*j KOENIQ MED CO., Chicago, 9IL 8oUIbTlMruir?I*t??tSl?M!'rlk?tll<>. Oftitf tMttm hito, 91.7ft. 6D?tt?t*ftw*a Wp have recently refitted oar Mill aud put in the full roller ay*tt-m. Will guarantee quality of flour rondo by us equal to any manufactured in the State, ar brought here from adjoining States. Boiled Com Meal, Choice Seed Oats, Corn and Oats Chop Custom Grist Work A specialty. Satisfaction guaranteed. Highest market price paid for WHEAT. COIESIfcT, OATS. We arc baying wheat and payia* the higheit cath price. LOWNPBB & CnOBPKNIMO. Wanted! White Oak Planks, Walnut, Poplar, Ash Logs and Lum ber, Staves, Etc. PRICE & CO.? Ofllon and Yards near B. A O. Depot Clarkabnrg. W. Va. Hursev - Insurance - A pcncy LEE. H.VANCE, Proprietor. All the Best Companies Prompt Payment om Losses. Pike Street, Clarksburg. G. W. & H. M. SHUTTLEWORTH. IDE-AJCjEies XInT DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, HARD WARE, BOOTS AND SHOES, SALT, NAILS, TIMOTHY SEED AND GARDEN SEEDS. ZKLL'8 WALL PAPER, SYRUPS, OILS, MO LASSES, FLOUR AND MEAL. PRODUCE BOUGHT. COR. 2k?.A-X:tSr dZ WATEES STREET. Goods Delivered Free in the City. BOYTS, PORTER & GO, ?MANUFACTURERS OF YOUGftSTeftM PUMPS, COKe WORKS ftND FURNftCe r SUPPLIES ^ DEALERS IN Steam aud Water Pipe, Brass and Iron Fittings. Special pumps built to order for all kinds of duty. Special a* tention to supplies for mines and coke works. Write for catalogs*. CONN ELLS VILLE, - - PA. ?m LAW & COMPANY, Uralo-n in Fresh and Salt Meats. Fresh fish on sale. Poultry bought. Your patronage solicited. Pike Street, 1 Clai 'Im k-borr, W. T?. W. ^PowcU. REPAIRING, CLEANING, DYEINP, ETC. Vitriona iJjftdM ot F*ncjr Dying ?* Wool, Bilk or Cotton. Bpecial attenkoa -iven to ClenninK Fine Goods. Hat feet End Depot, Clark.burg, W.V*. ]flhLTGR 5GDWICK. Bus Lin? and Express. ?:0:? Splendid conveyances to neai all trains. Passengers called for in aay part of the city. Elegant carnages for weddings, funerals, 4c. Accidents Unheard Of. Only careful drivers anployod.