" A.dvertisiEL^. ~ ..ill flml the Trlbikam iS^Tiun. in the United BUte? to nrosprrouBixvpukUon Kuowu ou [The glorious | Lie's Party And Whither | They Are Tending. L, Tni"**. Jft* J orL] ke attempt to overthrow ular government in Kansas l be so instructive as ereaf I'tobe set down amonc the Lings of this passing year. [7 persons who are actively Ltred in it are the Governor. L representatives of the Peo fe's party in the lower house of e Legislature.some subordinate Lte officials who may consider [eoselves bound by the orders [ their superiors, and an uncer L number of citizens. It is trthcr supported by a part of [e people of the State-how Lee a part it is impossible to Lr but. as all available evidence [dicates. a small minority, [eainst it are arrayed the lawful majority of the House of Repre btatives. the officers of police L militia in the capital, and a Lpulur sentiment which is un Lstionably predominant in [aasas, and in the country at Lrge overwhelming. [if all these superior forces ar Led against the Populist revo Lion were united in an attempt Cmaintain an unlawful suprema |y they might succeed, though |hey would not deserve to. But Li reility the advantage of num [rical strength is increased many kid by the righteousness of their [ause. and therefore their confi lent expectation of victory is Imply justified. Their physical Superiority, indeed, is a convinc ing proof that they are in the light, for the forces on their lide include elements which Itherwise would not be found in lombination. If the Governor bf the State were upholding con stitutional government in Kansas Colonel Hughes and his militia Iregiraent would not have refused [to obey their commander- in -chief. Eis attitude and orders have not [obscured the fact that a clear land undisputed majority of Rep resentatives holding official cer [titicates of election organized the [lower house of the Legislature in [oppositionto thePopulist minori |ty, and that everything since [dono or attempted by that minori |ty has been done or attempted in [deflnance of law. I This experience- as we have [said, may prove exceedingly [valuable. The party in whose [ name and behalf these acts of revolution have been perpetrat I ed is the so-called People's party. ITS NAME IS A FALSEHOOD. I It claims to be the only existing [ agency by which liberty and [ justice in the United States can | be saved from destruction. Its | avowed mission is to expiate | abuses of power; to take the I Federal and State governments and all our civil institutions out of unclean hands, and to put purity and honesty everywhere j incontrol. Through its platforms j and orators it has had an infinite ileal to say about the robbery and oppression of the masses, about all-pervading corruption, about bribery and intimidation of voters, about a vast conspiracy ajainst mankind, and about the tottering fabric of freedom. And it has pledged itself to establish the reverse of all these alleged conditions. Ostensibly to this end it has proclaimed variou# fantastic schemes, and every policy of administration which is not in harmony therewith it has denounced as an instrument of torture, devised by thieves and tyrants to crush the toiling mil lions. It has given to those who exposed and resisted it no credit for patriotism or public morality of any sort, and with special zest and satisfaction has described their beliefs and actions as es sentially treason to popular rights. It is therefore, peculiarly in structive to find the representa tives of this party iu a great State, where it had an invaluable opportunity to vindicate its sin cerity, giving the lie to all its professions and endeavoring, first by fraud and then by vio ( lence, to overrule the will of 'he people and supersede the fundamental law. Such a demo? Joseph V. Dory, of Ware**. III., wm troubled witli rheumatism and tried a number of different remedies, but says none of tliem seemed to do him any good; but finally he got hold of oue that speedily cured him. He was much pleasnl with it, and felt sure thatotliera similarly itfflii'Unl would like to known what the remedy was that cured him. Ho state* for the benefit of the public that it ia called Chamberlain's Pain Palm. For sale by H. L. Wells. f sLIPplry" as" an eTl. Th. Ku.k. That U??d for Twain tasn In a Woman's Ktamarh. Bachel M. Moore ia lying In a danger ous condition at her home in Millville. N. J., and is not expected to live. Her case, which is described ?t length by the Cincinnati Enquirer, is puzzling a score of physicians. For twelve years she carried a snake in her stomach, and on last Sunday the reptile crawled out of her mouth. Since that time she has 1 been daily growing weaker and refuses | all solid food. The fact of Miss Moore having n snalce in her stomach has been 1 known by her friends for years. In the summer of 1380 sh'e attended a garden ! IL=U party near Cedarville, where she then resided. The party Was given on a 'arm, and in a spirit of fun Bhe drank ontof u bucket which was used to hoist water out of the well. She felt something slipping down her throat at the time, but forgot the occurrenec until a year after, when she and l*er friends noticed her ravenous appetite. She always felt hungry, and ate nearly enough for two persons. She soon felt the moving of some creature within her, and the oc currence of her drinking out of the bucket at the well was remembered. Physicians were consulted, and they de cided that Miss Moore's body was the dwelling place of a snake. They tried by various methods to kill the reptile, but without success. As she continued to enjoy good health, and for weeks at a time was not bothered by the crea ture, it was decided best to permit na ture to take its course, in hopes the snake would some time come out of its own accord. Years passed on, but the snake con tinued to make its abode in the young woman. Once when she ate honey it crawled up into her month and part way out between her lips, its body was not more than a quarter of an inch thielc, there were no eyes and the general col or was green. Her mother grasped the hideous reptile and attempted to pull it out altogether, but t lu* slimy body slipped through her hands and down the girl's throat as though it had been greased. Miss Moore frequently ate honey after that in hopes of the snake again making its appearance, but it never came up further than her mouth. A year ago while in bed she was awak enod in her sleep by something cold crawling over her breast. She screamed and the snake quickly drew itself bock in her mouth and down her throat. Late Saturday night she was seized with a choking sensation, which con tinued periodically during the night, and early Sunday morning the snake crawled out of her mouth several inches. With great presence of mind she closed her teeth on the body of the | repulsive creature and ran to her mother, who succeeded in entirely re lieving her daughter of the unwelcome tenant. The snake was fifteen inches | long, and died a few minutes after be ing in the air. Miss Moore fainted scv- 1 eral times on Sunday, and during the night became violently ill. Her stom ach refuses to hold food except in liq uid form. She is CO years old and weighs 185 pounds, and until the pres ent time has enjoyed exceptionally good health. A MULE-FOOTED HOG. i Here It the Queer Member Drawn from i Nature. The following communication to the St. LouiB Republic Is dated Rodney. I. T? January SI. The foot inontloned therein was duly received and the pic i ture made from It. The ho? to which the foot belonged was evidently con I verted into pork. Ilero is the letter: "I have noticed within the last threo months several communications to your Sous expert menu hare lately been made by car builder*at Taroiaa, Wash., to lent the strength of oaU anil fir timber. The latter proved one-third ntnuiger than eastern oak. ami more than one hall stronger than eastern white pine. IIorfe* are u clrng in the Idaho uiu ket. The other day tlfteeu htindred good yoang acimals were scld in a bunch (or tiventy-four dollar-it a head. A writer in a St. l?ouis paper* a widow to be one who has lost her hus band and a pass widow to be one who haa (imply mislaid him. KxrciuvEMT* recently made in Fn with a view to discovering the amount of vitality in specimens of trichina show that although they may be sub jected to a temperature of twenty-five degrees below ?sro for two hours, they again become as active as ever upon re turning to normal light and heat. Ciplt n?d. She?Am I older than yon think 1 or younger'.' He?Well, yon look older than 1 think you are. but yon are older than you look.?Truth. The jtnwd to Wealth. The colored janitor of a Scilalia (Mo.) public school saves (40 every month out of his monthly salary of MS. lie is un doubtedly the greatest accumulator of the country. SOME FOOLISH PEOPLE Allow a cough to rnn until it'get* Ik*. vond the reaoh of medicine. Could they be induoed to try Kemp's Balsam, ttiev would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price .10c and 91. Trial size free. At all Drug gists'. Arkansas has another five year-old boy who can road any language at sight The boy is astonishing the natives. $500 Reward ! WE will par the above reward for any ease of Liver Complaint. Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Indigestion, Constipa tation or Costiveness we cannot cure with We?t'sVegetable Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly complied with. They are purely Vegetable, and never fail to give sstisfaction. Sugar ooated. Large boxes, containing 30 Pills, 2.1 cents. Beware of counterfeits and imi tations. The genuine manufactured only by the John C. West Company, Chicago. I1L For sale by Cunningham Bros., druggists, Clarksburg, W. Va. "I assure you that I am inno cent of the crime for which I am I "si-nt here," said the new prisoner. ?'Oh, get out!" yelled the war den. "Thank you. I shall be | delighted," replied the unfortun ate as he started for the door.? | Detroit Tribune. BOHEMAN'S COUOH SYRUP In tue best remedy you can find for hoarseness, croup, cough bud asthma, file 25 cent bottles are monsters for the money. Why cough, hack, spit, sniffle and raako a noisy nuisanoo of yourself when so good a remedy is at hahffT" Stop that cough! It may brinir you trouble. Take Boreman s Cough Syrnp and do not be fooled into buying some thing else called "just as good" be cause the dealer wants a fancy profit Sold bv all dealers. FROM FLEMINOTON. | To TFtK Public:?We have used "Sul Manna" with our ohild through epidem-1 ioa of scarlet fever, measles and whoop ing cough, without her contracting any disease. The ohild was very deli ats when we began giving thatmedioine, ut now she is 1st and hearty. During t e HOOurne of measles here, our ohild wa kissed by another child that was break out with measles. 47-tf. W. M. WlHTKR. j Mrs. Jemhh Wiktkb. A boy living on Indian river} Fla., has a large pet alligator. He has trained the 'gator to swim the river while he rides upon its back just as he would ride a horse. He guides the 'gator by means of a chain. The taming of a Florida alligator in that way was never heard of before. Mr. C. F. Davis, editor of the Blonm fleld, Iowa, Farmer, says: "I can recom mend Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to all sufferers with colds and croup. I have used it in my family for the past two years and have found it the best I ever used for the purposes for which it is intended. 50 oent bottles for sale by H. L. Wells, druggist. f FOR SALE. Two story residence on Basta ble street, lot 100x300. Elegant location. For price call on or address, Lee H. Vance & Bro., Pike street. FULL ROLLER MILL Clarksburg, IV. Va, We have recently refitted out Mill and put in the full rollei KVRtem. w ill guarantee quality of flour made by us equal to any manufactured in the State, o? brought here from adjoining States. Boiled Corn Meal, Choice Seed Oats, Corn and Oats Chop i Custom Grist Work A specialty. Satisfaction guaranteed. Highest market price paid for COZESUrT, OATS. We are buying wheat and paying I the highest cash price. Lowkdks & Chorpkning Co.. ?;0v:4 Tw. BoitlMi Carrd Hrr. VI (UMlkux, Iowa, July. UW. 1 "t tJertnf 10 yr*ni from abode in my bead, ao much to liuu. *1 Umn I didn't ox poet to rtoorrr. I took medicine* from many doo to??,buldid not rmany mUbI ?ntll 1 took t*Mtor KoMil^'a Nhtvk Tonln. Tta? Moond do** mUortxl m? mtxii 8 Unite* eond m*. & W. PKCK. S|_ ^ HAJOumrux*, P*., March, l?l. w? Ix gan ot|ng Vtawr Ko?nlf ? Nm? TtonJc foronr i.->.hu.ui>i danghtor (wbo had had Ul'Ua flu tluoo ?ho vac 5 yvart old) owr a ywar *1Ul but llttu* hoi?o of auy gvod, aa w? haruR?1*t* Ot V! f?e?* Hot Ho. CIVr +."*&* S&*r\. ?' *l(i' *?'>?? fiif tifl. lie low we give the names of our agents iu Harrison county who have bought and paid for '?Susanna" and who will supply the demands. Cunningham Bros & Co Clarksburg; W. Horner, Lost Creek; Perine and Davis, Good Hope G.W Morrison, Mt. Clair; J. H. Smallwood. Wilsonburg G Zents, grocer, Clarksburg; A 0. Barnes. Bridgeport; Mike Post, Jarvisville; Bartlet and Dayton, West Milford; Miko Dolan, Wolf Summit; T. L. Bailey. Reynolds ville; Mrs. W. B. Stephens. Syc amore Dale; R. S. Ogden, Sardis; P. H. Wilcox & Co., Wyatt; Mrs Lib. Jarrett, at the blind man's store. Shinnston; E. A. Wilson, Salem; H. W. Winter. Fleming ton. All persons should send for pamphlets when out. Address Dr. L. A. Davidson. 30 West Milford. W. Va. Tessa James. CANCKH3 AND TUMORS-No core, no pay; no eating oat; no knife. Lo cate,! at Nicholas Merrill's. one mile uortli of Oakland. Mil. 1.. A. MERRILL, 50-11 Specialist ? 3T you look at the date 'Ml ft on your paper? Did y0U find that you were owing us your subscription? Kindly pay up as we disliko the idea of having to collect West Virqinia Bank. j~=t Clarfcs"b\irg-,TA7" Va. Tliir<] street, between Main and Pike. I Discount DayWednesday at 10 a.m. J at- M. Lyon Preiidont. DIRECTORS: H. Freeman ...Cashier. TrnnsactH a general hanking busim**, ?iohiu>K<) furnished. Collections made j at reasonble rates. Traders' National Bank OF CLARKSBURG. Main Street, near Coart House. Capitai. *85,000 T. Moohh Jaoxsoh President Db. Funaxa Uovtauu.. Vioe-President DIRECTORS: Da Ft.kmino Horal, W?. Hood. T. Moons Jackson. J. E. Sahds, W. B. MaxwkvL. Does a Oeneral Banking Business. NO. 1.530. MERCHANTS' NATIONAL BANK OF WEST VIRGINIA AT CLAEESBUEG, Orgnized - 1865 Capital - $100,000. DISCOUNT DAY, TUESDAYf 10 o'clock a. m. OFFICERS. B. T. LOWNDES President THOS. W. HARRISON.Vioc Preeident LUTHEIt H AVMUND Oaahier. LEE HAYMOND Asa't Oaahier. S. R. HARRISON . 2d Aas't Caahier DIRECTORS. R. T. Lowndes, T. W. Habiusoh, T. 8. Spates, A. C. Moobb, Lmyd Lowndes, A. J. Lodob David Davidsom. Ctrefol attention given to all buai ntM entrusted to the bank. Colleotiona receive utriot personal at tention and prompt lemlttanoifcVjri Aoooanta of Individuals, Merchants, Firms, Corporations, Trustees and Banks solicited. I m. .11 imr: :0. Sll ?epkrtii]er|t8 ot tl\q Stctfe Well Filled With MERCHANDISE 11 :0::0: ; A FULL LINE OF ALL WOOL Flannels. Yarns, Blankets k Ladles' Skirtings Made at the Glarksburg Woolen Mills. 13x37- Goods. Brown Cottons, vl Dress Silks, Bleached Cottons, Trimming Silks, Sheetings, Dress Goods, Tickings, Clothes, Cassimeres, Jeans 2Srotloa.s. Trimmings, Ribbons, Embroideries, Laces, Hosiery, Gloves, Corsets, Knitting Silks, Embroidery Silks, G-roceiles. Tobacco, Cigars, k T eas, Coffees, Sugars, Spices, Syrups, Bacon, Choice Flour, Corn Meal, Hardware. Tools, Nails, Plows, Points, Oil, Moldboatds, Paints, Iron. 3^EIscellaxLeo-u.s. Wall Papers, Blinds, Carpe's, Oil Cloths, Gents' Punishing Good* Baskets, Trunks and Valises, Looking Glasses, School Supplies, Books, Stationery, Inks. Diamond Dyes, Quoensware, Glassware. Stoneware, Hay, Brick, Shingles. Salt. Food. Choice Grass Seeds. Timothy, Clover, Orchard, Kentucky Blue Grass, English Blue Grass. Best Quality of fertilizers. -::0: Boots - and - Shoes, Hats - and - Caps ; Q Wll be pleased to have you call and Examine Goods and Prices Produce Wanted. K. T. LOWNDES. G. W. & H. M. SHUTTLEWORTH. X2T DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, HARD WARE, BOOTS AND SHOES, SALT, NAILS, TIMOTHY SEED AND GARDEN SEEDS. WALL PAPER, SYRUPS, OILS, MO LASSES, FLOUR AND MEAL. PRODUCE BOUGHT. coie. az water steeet. Goods Delivered Free in the City. Wanted I White Oak Planks, Walnut, Poplar, Ash Logs and Lum ber, Staves, Etc. price & corj Offloo and Turds near B. A O. Depot. Clarkibnrg. W. Va. Hursev - Insurance - Afency LEE. H. VANCE, Proprietor. All the Best Companies Prompt Payment o? Losses. Pike Street, .... Clarksburg. SUBSCRIBE -?TELEGM