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wr EGOAD Clarhoburg (Telegram ________ 1 CLARKSBURG. W. VA? FRIDAY. APRIL 8, 1833 DIKECTOHIT. ^rveywTharmeb Attorney-at Law Office With Hon. John Bussel, Clurks imrg. W. Va. Uffis C. I.AWSO.V Attomey-at-La-w. CLARKSBURG, W. VA. Booms Nob. 7 4 8. Goff Bciuhxo P'wTlynch^h l.iw Offlrr In Court Hondo rear of Cironit Court Clerk's offloe. 17. naausaowEu,, m. d., PraotltloD.rof MEDICINE, SURGERY, <Skc? I CLAttUNBI/KO, W. Vn. offloe: Main BtrMt, oppoalteuh. ilnnrt." lo l(l?. m..< tnftand7 u>*p. m "STadams, - - * < loner of AcfMitinl., Offloe in Court House, 45.] Clarksburg, W. Va. r\B. OEO. H. IIOI.T, i T. DEJTI1T. Cttr-2 Wnibe In hli olHco. Cl.rkn njWBHlkbnnt, W. Va. four month, orthe year, namely, February, May A0(n>?t a"11 November. Painless extraction Df !<???! h tfunranteed, and a net of beautiful teeth inserted In ?ne minute after the ex* traction. [Office Main atreet. opposite Fourth. | DR. A. B. HALL, Of Morrlift Hall J! a? permanently looateaii^larklburg.Mic till be found at his office from tbe Firnt 11 ( Tenth or mrh _ _ _ . _ t* DR. C. B. MORRIS jrlll visit Clarksburg as usual, from la# t* 1&th ofH?vt. ffnrrh atttf Jim*. \R. A. ?. VANOHTEM, WEWTIfiT, Qraduate of th? Penu'a Dental Col lege. Office aud Hesldeuo? on Main Street, near ly opposite Hotel Houthern, Clark*, burg, W Va. 16. O. E. WILSON, PHOTOGRAPHER. PffiE Htiieet - - Niun Postoffice, | Ct.AHK8iiuR0. West Va. J, B. Redman. H. T. Redman. j REDMAN BROS. Praotical Gas and Steam Fitters, and dealers in Lead, Iron and !?~in Pipe, Steam and | wter Ranges, Pumps, Gas Fixtures. PIKE STREET. (40. Bhj Dr. A. M. Jarrett, IS^DENTiST. Will b?? In bU Clarksburg office, Howell building, every four monthK?uoe local no tice. Every thing In Prosthetic Dentistry done here-not brought and Inserted. All of the liner specialties attended to promptly. *r All communications should be addressed to the home office nt Obavtok, W. Va. OR. W. F, SWISHER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, j Graduate of University of Maryland, Baltimore, Md., tenders his profession al services to citizens of West Milford anil vicinity. All calls will receive prompt attention. Office at residence of Mrs. Lynch. ll-4m THE MONTICELLO BRICK COMPANY, Manufacturers of Hand Made Brick, and Contractors for Brick Work. Will keep constantly on hand a full supply of first-class brick, at. the Menticello Brick Yard, on Monticello St., Clarksburg, W. Va. Orders solicited. Address J. R Adams, Secretary. liox 148, Clarksburg, W. Va. 16-lyr. Iricfc WorRs. I I have and will keep on band at my Yard ?o Clay street, a stock of First Claa? | Hand Made Red Brick. will alRo Contract f?r;Hrlck Work ofeyeo lMcrlpUon. E. W. W1LLIAMH. Jan. 1-lvr Look Bo* 335. W. MotTett, Notary Public, Convey ancer and Pension Solicitor. Prompt attention to all business. West Milford, w. Va. jjABPENTRY & CONTRACT C. D. OGDEN. Carpentery and Contracting for *11 kinds of buildings, Trestles Mid Wooden Bridging. Heavy Framing a specialty. All work carefully constructed. Wilsonburg Carriage SPiof [Formerly conducted byj. H. Small wAG0N8, BUGGIES, CARRIAGES. ws on hand. Would be pl< Have you oall. Conducted by N. E. MAPHIS, WilsoQbnrg, W. Va. (lit | THEY'VEJjOTGIKI.S. The Telegram is Reported in Error About the GIRL PROBLEM IN CALIFORNIA. jfeiEVER A L weeks ago there appear ed in the jj Telegram A) |an article that MjC"^ attracted con it'ifliBr?!!? siderable at ' /l I* 1/ tention. com JgafilB-mMl mentisg on nwuffl&i the "girl fam i /WMW ine" ,n the / Wlf* State of Cali fornia. Last week the Surf, one of the spiciest journals of the "golden coast," published at Santa Cruz, Cal., comes to the rescue and has the following editorial on the alleged "girl famine: The Clarksburg Telegram. the leading paper of Central West Virginia, becomes pathetic over our "girl famine" to the ex tent of a half-column article with a "four-time" head, and sympa thizes with our dire misfortune thus: Any kind of fiimino in disagreeable. But what shall lie said of a girT famine involving a whole State as large as Cali fornia? .Life without girls is simply 1 iucuring dissolution. Life without sunlight, without water, without fow, is not what it ought to be, but it is bliss .compared to the torture of existence I without girls. Yet today a preat sister State is crying out for girls in agony of despair. This truly fraternal feeling for our depths of imaginary woe seems to have arisen from an item in a San Francisco paper which claimed that there is a | "great scarcity of girls in every town in the State except Ala meda." ?' , The Surf is glad to assure the Clarksburg Telegram and other sympathizing cotemporaries that, however true this might have been in the winter of '49 and the , spring of '50, it is quite different in the spring of fl.'f. We may let the rest of the State speak for itself, though our beautiful bath ing beach every summer shows exquisite specimens of the genus "girl" coming from every Cali fornian city, from Shasta in the north to San Diego in the south. But speaking for Santa Cruz, if there is one product which our county rejoices and delights in more than all others, it is our girls. Country girls, city girls, mountain, valley and seaside girls; girls that are sensible, housewifely and useful; girls that are dainty helpless and stylish; school-ma'ams who are pretty and lovable and not afraid to bury themselves in country school houses; school girls.eollege girls, telephone and telegraph girls, society girls, business girls? every one ot them "well informed, I bright, fin-desiecle to the finger tips, and every one ready to make some fellow a good wife unless she happens to like taking care of herself better. Most of these are native daughters born on our own golden and verdant soil?those who are not wish they were; but we soon get almost as fond of the imported article?when she is very nice?as the home product. For the sake of our kindly friend, the editor of the Tele gram, we wish he might stand with us on Pacific avenue some bright morning and see the un ending crowds of school girls, business college girls and pretty school-ma'ams flocking to the day's duties, their eyes and faces bright with the glorious air of Santa Cruz. It would help him to put away his free and un bounded sympathy in a pigeon hole of his office desk and pre serve it for some less favored community than ours. Six old men, the youngest be ing sixty and the oldest being eighty, reached San Antonia last Thursday, having walked all the way from near Winston, N. C. Tliey announced that their mis sion in Texas was to grow up with the country. MEW DISCOVERY. . JS'St-ffS'S ?o"pouredyin?o'?he stomachiftathen* nlied UireoUy to the diseased organ and ass. Bridgeport Miss Lain Downtain. the bauiti anil accomplished daughter of 2 G. Downtain, of the Huntington has beou appointed libarmu ( West Virginia Historical Society. Down tain has been engaged in lil work for some time, an 1 aft a wriU the staff of the Cincinnati /'< <'. i much credit npou herself. A new student at the University received a severe hasting at the I of Ave of his schoolmates Saturday i President Turner learned the na ! the hassers, aud at Chapel Tiu st, 1 the presence of the live student did the hazing, criticised them fo~ act in forcible and eloquent lu~ -Po$t. A National Need. In speaking of the needs <>f 1 aiuses of this country a we professional man recently said: we need in this country is n convent, where geniuses could | perfect their Ideas?paint their \ write their epics, philo plays, experiment with chemls mechanism and even study. Sue vent should have no religious backing, but be a refuge to man might repair, to get away f: distracting noise and bother of city the worry of housekeeping boiling, the anxieties of rent pa the interruption of so-called duties; a place, in short, where i ' could put his mind to the bl{ that he knew how to do or want* i do, where there would bo no ho keep or obligations to meet, and i the society would be brainy and i luting. I believe that such a I would be the making of some ; ; men whose abilities arc crushed < I the struggle to keep square I landlord and the grocer." The Chinese of Kew York send I large amounts of money to Chii I in hundreds, but in thousands < I lars. At the same time, many I Chinese appear to have at eonun I the leisure they wish. There n several idlers In a Chinese shop kind ready to advise and cotnn I sales go on. The Chinese, too, n I be able to linger over their I j their own restaurants, nnd the; I j constantly traveling, not only fr< I part of the city to another, I city to city. There is also a liv respondcnco between Chinamen and in other parts of the countr; use postal cards freely, knowing 1 | few persons can read their cornt cations. A Chinese message on a f card looks like i as part of the communicatio in brilliant red ink. The village of Chincoteague, c Virginia island of that name, is with out other government than that admin istered by a local justice of the peace and a county constable, although the place has more than one thousand in habitants. ' Good order prevails, how ever, in spite of the fact that a great many men are idle for many weeks in summer. A strictly inforced local op tion law might be esteemed in part the cause of the prevalent good order but I for the fact that the working of the law is considerably mitigated by a I lively "jug trade" with the mainland. " ":-^I 3 A New Yobk dealer in men's furnish [ ing goods explains that glaring colors are popular in neckties, and that he sells a dozen loud ties to one of quiet | color and design. He adds that the cheaper ties abound in loud colors, not | because poor folks have worse taste than rich folks, but because there are more people of bad taste than of good taste, and a great many more of each j class among the poor than among the ij ll A Massachusetts woman, who was badly burned a few weeks ago, sub mitted to a novel and seemingly suc cessful surgical operation. 'The wound was so large tbat it was impossible to obtain human skin for the purpose of grafting, so the skins of frogs were used. Nearly three hundred grafts were put on. The frogs wero chloro formed before the skin was taken from them. ? There is a schemeon foot at Browns ville, Pa., to buy tho old house in which James O. lJiaine was born and turn it into a curio hall, in charge of a local historical society. The project is to preserve the houso from destruction by making it the property of the borough. It is now occupied by miners' families and is speedily crumbling to the ground. The three million dollars which it. is reported the hat manufacturers of the country have got to hand over to the inventor of the sweat band used on hats affords a striking illustration of the value of genius when it makes s hit. A bill is pending in the North Caro lina legislature to reorganize the stats university. This is its title: "A bill to unify the higher education in the state and to elevate the university to the apex of all the education in tho state." Osi hundred tons of cats* tails were recently sold at once for the purpose of ornamenting ladies' wearing apparel. This means that, assuming an average cat's tail to weigh two ounces, no fewer than 1,702,000 pussies had to be killed. Ik Canada they are talking about im posing a tax on bachelors, so as to drive them into matrimony. But the chances are that instead of driving them into the united state. It will drive them into the United States. NOTES aNI)QOERIES.' j) HIS COLUMN HE. 8*n ?? an experi ment 1111,1 it not thought tlint it would 1?> kept up oonseouUvely each we?k. but ?o long as interesting queries coins in un i i ? foci inclined t? j give it & gm Several very vsluablo , hint* are tote fonud in tho mutter tlint - I lollowh Mr Editor: What in the k?.t ?'Hho<l lor breaking gluss soonrntejy . I' lie * notch in the edge, at the point ? nil to brink from; thou put n suit- I ably shaped red-hot iron upon thenotch, 1 mid draw slowly, <1, tbo direction von A crock will follow the iron hi bf bent, ir not drawn too fast. Mn. Kntron Willtlm World's Fair I I"' open on Sundays ? No. |{Mn En n:?'What time is given by the cimk-lMioks for oooking tbu ordinary garden vegetable;! f ? - Potatoes, boiled, :?) minutes Potntoes, baked, 43 minutes. Sweet iKitatoes, boiled, 00 minutes. Bweet potatoes, baked, SO to -10 minutes. Green pea*, boiled, 00 minutes. Shelled beam, boiled, l to 2 hours. Green corn, 25 to 00 minute*. Asparagus, 13 to 30 minutes. Spinach, On minutes. Tomatoes. fresh, 00 minutes. Tomatoes, canned, ;:o minutes. Cabbage, I to a hours. Cauliflower, 1 to :i hours. Dandelions, 3 to :l hours. Beot greens, 1 hour. Onions, 1 to 3 hours. Beets, 1 to 15 hours. Yellow turnips, 1| to 2 hours. Parsnips, 1 to 3 hours. Whito turnips, IS to 00 minutes. Carrots, 1 to 2 hours. How to Make Kjrewuter. ? KiThe simplest and one of the best eyo watcrs is mido by putting ten grains of Whito vitriol into half a pint of elder or r. .'Water, Put n conploof drops in the eye. under the tills, morning andeven ing. If it stings too much adj more of (hi! roso or eider water. Urn, to M.Uc H lap Writing Tablet. Get a lioard luilf an inch thick, four teen inches wide and twenty-six .long. Cover it on the upper or right side with felt of some dark simile, folding tho edges under the lioarils nnil tucking them on. A cambric covering is sewed or tacked on tho under side of tho board. Cut out felt pieces?two to hold various sized paper, ono for envelopes and ono for postal cards. These are tacked down flat on three sides. A safety inkstand can bo nailed on also, or elso a wooden piece with a circular hole, into which tho inkstand can be set. In the centor, reaching almost across tho board, lay a sheet of blotting paper, with triangular corners of felt to hold it in place. A strip of felt is tacked down in loops, hi which pencils, pens, knife, etc., can be inserted. Last of all, tack a calendar flat on tho board, and, if desired, a pen. wiper and a stampliox. How to Make tlio Hair Curl. Oil tho hair frequently with a mixture composed of the following ingredients: Olive oil, one pound; oil of rosemary, ij drains; oil ot origanum, one dram. Mix them thoroughly by vigorous shaking before using. How to Treat a Lamp. I. Never turn it down. When light ing, leave the wick low a short time, and when tho flow of oil through the wick is established and the chimney is heated it can bo turned up to make a strong flame. If after this the wick is turned low, tho burning surface is decreased, while the supply of oil is not lessened. That which is not consumed becomes an unpleasant and unhealtbful gas which vitiates tho air. 2. Keep every part of tho lamp clean, especially tho chimney ^?nd burner. If tho perforations of tho latter liecomo clogged with dust or oil, the lamp smokes. Once in a whilo boil tho wick tubes in soda and water. | How to Make an Ironing Mat. Cut old cotton cloth Into strips and sew them together as if for carpet rags. When a quantity is prepared braid the strips lightly and sew the braid into an oval mat about ten inches long and six wide. How to Write Cpon Steel. Steel can be engraved or written upon by being first cleansed with oil and then coated with melted beeswax. .The writ ing can lw done on tho wax with i\ny sharp pointed instrument, then over this is pxssed a brush dipped in a liquid com . yo?a of one ounce of nitrio acid to one sixth of an ounce of muriatic acid. The liquid will fill the lines in the wax, and after remaining five minutes it mnst be washed off with water. The steel article Is finally cleaned. How to Manage a Wet 811k Bat. When partly dry wrap a dry towel around it, moving the towel slightly with the lay of the silk. When dry rub with a hot cloth until smooth, How to Mold a Face In Was. Melt together over a slow firo one pound of new wax and a third of col ophony; oil the face with sweet oil and cover tho huir of tho oyelids and eye brows with paste; then with a brush quickly apply the wax to the thickness of a quarter of a dollar. When cool strengthen with clay on the back. ? low IO Sweeten a Soar Hath Spouse. Rub a fresh lemon well into' it until it is impregnated with tho juice; then rinse several times in lukowarm water. How to Enamel Copper. Clean the copper with sand and sul phuric acid and then apply a mixture of two parts of whito arsenic, four parts of hydrochloric acid. fmo of sulphuric acitl ana twunty-four of wator H?m to lUsmovo OH fcU?lu? fr??m CiurtWf* j Put cornmeal nt once. upon the j AJttr a *hort time Rirwp it up ami n fieut until the *tains Ire gonu. How to I'rcimin' ? Silver Takchalf uciipfulof whiting. the HUB* of water, put it Into n Inittlo and n<M nn ounce of ammonia. Shako ?U before using ntiil apply witli tlannel. How to llarilrn u t'oVor, Make rttlliot two or thrw tiun* ami plunge mto a pail of coM water after each heating. Mm* ?? K?h*i? <;?!*?? It is fttitl that motHratcly rich caUo will krep frc*h a long tiino if an applo is put in ti:o cukv box and rem.?vi?l wluu withered. Mow In I rr.lirii Stain 11 Mill. Slim It ami sonk all night in milk, either sweet or noiir. Iloit 1(1 Reason Tlnitwr. Place ver' cnlly. not ImmoiitaHy. Till' Ti-.t.rj; ham's circulation during the last six months, is without 11 pre cedent in tlio history of journalism in Clarksburg Wo do not nsk you to look ut tin' lint of name* orflgures only, but after looking at tho names you urn requested to visit th? preen room and soo tho |in|wm. Ojttjr gaMTMlteo in that wo print end send through the l'osloflloo morn newspapers then any other paper | in the county. tf DOOM THAT FAILKD. Tho Philippi newspapers and I people from that town are trying | to hush up tho excitement ftrow ' in;? out of tho financial crash in the. town,that involved the cash ier of the bank and othor citizens. The papers have never let the I public know any of the facts, which shows that something is concealed. Is this the best plan for the Phihppians? Would it not be bettor for them to tell the plain truth? An exchange says: "Tho failures aro ascribed by common report to the fact that money wns sunk in an effort to create a 'boom town' at Wilmoth, some distance above Philippi and Belington. on tho railroad, in Barbour county. The schomoi did not pan out. and all tho in vestors lost heavily. Several of j them made assignment as soon as they realized their misfortunes, while others went on until credi tors swore out attachments and had them closed by executions. The main losers by tho collapse and incidentally though misfor tunes growing out of it, are, as near as could be learned yester day, the following: G. W. Gall. jr.. cashier of the bank at Philippi; liabilities about $30,000; assets not over $10,000. E. J. Gall, general merchant. Philippi; closed by executions; liabilities $5,000; assets $1,200 to $1,500. , ? ? W. P. Scott, general merchant, Philippi. G. \V. Gall, farmer. W. W. Teter, general mor chant, Belington. liabilities $1. 000; assets $1,500. E. D. Gall, merchant, Beling ton closed by executions. Belington Ooal and Coke Co., closed by executions; assets $300; liabilities vastly in excess." The plain truth is good enough fori Hood's Bartapariila. No need of em bellitriiiiient or huh national ism. Hood'n The Telegram is tho leading paper in Central West Virginia. $1.50 per year in advance. We should ever be confident of the-triumph of right, but at the the same time remember that it cannot always be won in a day. It took eight long years of mortal combat by the founders of the re public to secure the privileges which this country has since en joyed. Tlio more Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in lined the better it is liked. We know of no other rami-1.y that always gives satisfaction. It is good when you first catch cold. It is good when your cough is seated and your lungs are sore. It ia good in any kind of a ouugb. Wo have sold twenty-live dozen of it and every bottle haa given satisfaction. Sted man h Friedman, druggists. Minnesota Luke, Minn. SO oent bottles for sale by H. Jj. Wells, druggist a Dr. R. B Sibley, of Bridge port, has moved into the Dr. Hill property in that town. All per sons desiring to consult him pro fessionally will please call at the new location. 19-4 Subscribe for tho Telegram, the best local paper in Central West Virginia. BUCKLEN'8 AltNICA HALVE. The best halve in the world for cuts, bruised, agree, ulcer*, salt rlienm. fever .sores, totter, oliapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay repaired. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfao tion, or monev refunded. Price 90 ceuts per box. For sale by Clayton & Bent 12-ly. NO. 1.530 MERCHANTS' NATION BANK OP WEST V1RGINI. AT CLA.KKSBUR' Orgnized - 186( Capital - $100,00 DISCOUNT DAY, TUESD, 10 o'clock a. m. OFFICERS. lit LOWNDES I'ivsi.1, Tllos W. 11ARR1HON. Vice 1'ni.nl i.r mr.it iia\moni> BEE RAYMOND. .Wt Ciwl) S, R HARRISON' .ail Avi't CurI DIRECTORS. It T. Low SDKS, T. 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